CzabeCast

The reason a barrel-chested, born-on-the-1-yard line idiot like Roger Goodell can be made the commissioner of the NFL, and the league still thrives, is because its product is more powerful and pure than Walter White's sky blue crystal meth. And the Bills' comeback against the Ravens proved it, once again. CZABE flies solo today, and has a lot of NFL mop-up, plus a reminder that selling your tickets, or leaving early, remain...

Czabe recaps a story-filled Week 1 of the NFL Season, with Rodgers win vs. the Jets as a headline. For a guy who protests how much he doesn't "care" he sure does remember a lot of shit. Move over Andre Kristacovitchlalinski Jr. Andre Szymt says "hold my beer." ANDY POLLIN on the Commanders win, and our showdown coming Thursday night at Lambeau. The Packers defense looks absolutely sick with Micah Parsons. The Fi...

Czabe delivers a MONSTER double-episode today (for FREE! no less!) with both PAUL CHARCHIAN and MR X. Charch talks about the time he got Randy Moss and Robert Smith to sit down for a promotion with his fantasy football magazine - for free! Also, why was Moss insulted? He was only ranked the 40th best WR before he ever caught a pass. Is there too much info out there today, to have somebody like this really flip the league on i...

Granted, it's only one game..... but... what a turd in "Chapel Bill" on Monday night. And of course, his perky girlfriend is gonna catch a lot of heat as this thing circles the drain this year, but something tells me she might actually relish it. Manage your own hype, people! The Giant #43 has been retired! Mike Gundy re-makes a classic. Coaches taking pot shots at each other. Dude Wipes meets the perfect sponsor ...

Czabe comes in HOT after a great Week 1 start to college football. Kalen DeBoer is finding out just what massive expectations he is facing as head coach of the empire that The Nicktator built. The secret to Saban's success. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to discuss Lee Corso's send-off and the shameful way ESPN decided to "ship" him to The 'Shoe. Curly Lambeau's number is coming off the shelf for Micah Parsons i...

Czabe welcomes KEVIN SHEEHAN of the Team980 and the Kevin Sheehan podcast to discuss the upcoming NFL season. Full of questions, they try to ask the single most pressing question for all 32 teams. Plus, the "Smell Test" finally makes sense! Media moves on the edge of the football season take shape, Fox loses John Fanta. Bright Orange Shark (Do-Do-Di-Doo-Ti-Doo!) and the legend of Ben Griffin add a Ryder Cup chapter. Also: C...

Czabe flies solo today. So much good #content.

1 - Who Banned El Prez?

2 - Don't Call it Farmageddon

3 - Fox and YouTubeTV Playing With Guns Again

4 - Mr Wonderful Goes All In

5 - Cracker Barrel Goes Back to Old Logo

6 - Jay Cutler To Prison (Yesss!)

7 - Dionte Johnson: You Can Have Him!

8 - Kenny Pickett Money Laundering

9 - Draft This Man!

10 - It's A Love Story, Baby Just Say Yes

Czabe welcomes back Mr. X for his first weekly run of the football season. He also has a story about his boat-buying fiasco this summer. The boys run through the NFL Division Odds, and who might be sleeper teams. Shockingly, the good stay good, while the bad are almost daring themselves to be even worse!

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN, who has binged the Netflix series about Jerry and the Cowboys. And while it may be overly gentle to Jerry's recent run of playoff futility, it's got a lot of good nuggets in there. The boys also discuss how nobody knows what the right amount of pre-season is for starters, the latest Shedeur nonsense, and just how cheap the Bengals are. Cheaper than you can imagine. ESPN has to delete a twee...

Czabe enjoys a POWER LUNCH with his favorite "older brothers" in sports media, CHRIS KNOCHE and STEVE BUCKHANTZ. Coach K tells the story of point shaving from when he coached D1 hoops in the 90's, Buck is oblivious to the entire Michigan scandal. Auburn just decided to land grab some national titles, because fuck it, why not? When will some D1 football teams exhaust themselves chasing money, and just bow out? NBA securi...

Czabe welcomes CHRIS MCNEIL (aka: "reflog_18) who is a longtime Ohio and Cleveland native who has one of the sharpest knives on twitter about all things Browns, Indians, Cavs and more. Will Deshaun Watson take another snap in a Browns jersey again? Is Shedeur the real hope? Can the Indians save their sinking season? Also Czabe talks about the Colts choosing the Daniel Jones-town kook aid death, instead of seeing any more of 48%...

Hard to believe a cable channel owned and operated and devoted to the most popular sports in America would become a beast of burden. But alas, here we are. The NFL was happy to dump NFL Network into ESPN's lap, and guest MARTY CONWAY, professor of sports business and marketing comes on to explain exactly how. Meanwhile, Jon Gruden and Brian Flores are entering the RedZone on their potentially damaging lawsuits against The Shiel...

The (rubber) hammer came down on Michigan last week, and predictably, nobody is happy. Even though they'll never live down the "Scarlet C" for the 2023 Natty, the Wolverine faithful can at least keep their t-shirts and coffee mugs. ANDY POLLIN joins the podcast, as we discuss a new low of WTF from ESPN the "WorldWide Leader" in increasing stupidity. Also "congrats" here's 2/3 of a new Toyota. M...

Czabe is back off his deathbed (SAWFT) and welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the show. The boys talk about how awful the Pohlad Family is in Minnesota and how they are not going anywhere, nearly shooting your eye out with a BB gun, fantasy football August storylines developing, why golf is great, and how Rice Krispies treats are what elite athletes eat.**sometimes

Czabe is back in studio, sounding crystal clear, and ready to rip on a number of juicy stories in sports. Starting with the continued idiocy of Gilbert Arenas getting busted for running illegal poker games. Then to the details on Marcus Morris and his bad checks/markers in Vegas. And then the inevitable dumping of Shannon Sharpe by ESPN. Also, Sophie Cunningham has Caitlyn Clark's back. Mark Schlereth tries to stuff the NFL nu...

The CTE Bogeyman is poised for another stupid comeback. Tony Pettiti wants a "Play-In" college football weekend, with a guaranteed 4-4-2-2-1-3 model. Let's pray it never happens. Sydney Sweeney is apparently a Nazi. Still... *would.* Never fight. Ever. Run, instead. The ultra-woke left knows no limits on crazy. Odds of making the NFL. Musk tunnelling under Nashville. RIP Ryne Sandberg. Un-self-aware social media account...

Christian Wilkins cut by the Raiders over "bizarre incident". Homophobia apparently is not dead in the NFL. Emmanuel Clase lands on the MLB's gambling investigation list. Prime Time beats bladder cancer. Shout out to the versatile hottie, The Big Unit, Hannah Waddingham. Bryce Harper stares down The Commish. "Resetting your girl's router." Aaron Rodgers with a great answer on Bradshaw, but still playing it c...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN as he is back from his weekend of golf at Erin Hills in Wisconsin with his no-account middle-aged buddies. They talk about Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, and of course, Andy only knows them from "other things" they did after they were already famous. NFL training camps are already getting dicey and spicy. Does it even make sense to track Dylan Gabriel, Kenny Pickett, Sheduer Sanders and Joe Flacco in practi...