We Fix Space Junk
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions. To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions
Episodes
March 16, 2018 • 3 mins
We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Sam, as they travel the galaxy, carrying out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.
Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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March 18, 2018 • 14 mins
In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Beth Crane
Becky Ev...
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March 26, 2018 • 14 mins
In this weeks episode Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Beth Crane
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April 2, 2018 • 16 mins
This week, Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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April 9, 2018 • 21 mins
This week, Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Becky Evans
Beth Crane
Jack Ca...
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April 16, 2018 • 20 mins
This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one - as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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April 23, 2018 • 18 mins
This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Beth Cr...
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April 30, 2018 • 25 mins
This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.
And as for DAX... make sure you listen 'til the very end...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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May 7, 2018 • 15 mins
In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...
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June 4, 2018 • 2 mins
The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th! (and released a week early for $2+ Patreon supporters!)
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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June 18, 2018 • 11 mins
In which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...
In Episode 7 of We Fix Space Junk we met Marilyn. She's half Gontanan (giant wasp) quarter Human (the reluctant father, Jault) and a quarter cow... (from the steak they were implanted in).
Suffice to say, Marilyn has many questions about who she is, what she is, the universe she was 'born' into and her place in it!
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June 25, 2018 • 11 mins
This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James...
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July 2, 2018 • 14 mins
This week Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
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July 9, 2018 • 7 mins
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
LOO...
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July 16, 2018 • 10 mins
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
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July 23, 2018 • 9 mins
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
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July 30, 2018 • 8 mins
The penultimate episode... part one of two.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
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August 6, 2018 • 7 mins
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
James Carney
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September 9, 2018 • 9 mins
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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September 17, 2018 • 21 mins
In the first episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…
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