Legends In Their Own Minds

Legends In Their Own Minds

Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

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December 19, 2019 10 mins

While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.

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Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think.  Will he survive?  Or is he officially doomed?

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May 1, 2019 11 mins

In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead.  Don't ask Dave, though.  That'll just get him started again.

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October 17, 2017 11 mins
Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.
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October 4, 2017 10 mins
Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.
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September 6, 2017 12 mins

Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just ask the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

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February 7, 2017 10 mins
Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.
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January 27, 2017 11 mins
Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.
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January 20, 2017 10 mins
Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?
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July 15, 2016 10 mins
Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.
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July 8, 2016 10 mins
Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!
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June 24, 2016 9 mins
Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.
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June 18, 2016 10 mins
Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.
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November 5, 2015 11 mins
Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.
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October 21, 2015 12 mins
We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.
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September 30, 2015 10 mins
Is ten people living in a small house too much? Paging Captain Obvious.
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September 25, 2015 10 mins
Some people say moving to the south is a downgrade. We think those people are very smart.
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August 5, 2015 10 mins
We're ambivalent about this crop of presidential candidates. We're not so blasé about past winners.
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Dave's movin' south. And by south, we don't mean the N**meg State.
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June 26, 2015 10 mins
Johnny gets lots of credit card offers. Don't they know his wife has final disapproval?
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