Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
Episodes
Hyperspermia, which was new to me
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Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.
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Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should
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Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome.
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A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave
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Sarah what the fuck is your problem?
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She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds
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Aries are going through it right now
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It's the moon, but worse.
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I got humped in the face
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You can't spell spent without repent!
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Don't worry, we fired Diane for that.
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We're going to Ibiza!
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I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code
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