Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

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August 26, 2018 58 secs
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Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!! 

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe


Edited by Brad Beideman


 Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet 


 Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch 


 Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess 


 Brad Beideman as: Neil 


 Will Stryker as: Kar...

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October 31, 2018 28 mins

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Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Buffaloon

Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull

John Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino...

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December 1, 2018 10 mins

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Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa

Will Stryker as: Mean Santa

Magi...

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February 1, 2019 9 mins

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Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin 

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan

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February 15, 2019 23 mins

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Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger

Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe 

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

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April 6, 2019 30 mins

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Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium 

Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark

Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish

Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora

Magi Calcagne ...

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June 21, 2019 14 mins

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When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman 

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo

Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo

Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth 

John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis 

Magi Calcagne as: Narra...

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August 28, 2019 33 mins

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Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise Detective

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess

Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Magi Calcagne as...

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October 12, 2019 21 mins

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Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices

Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices

Brad Beideman as: N...

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January 24, 2020 20 mins

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Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe 

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Magi Calcagne...

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Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman Speaking

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

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August 5, 2020 21 mins

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With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Neighbor

We also have masks now! You'd better wear...

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August 16, 2021 2 mins

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Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???

Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!
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August 30, 2021 56 mins

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Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! 

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: ...

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September 13, 2021 37 mins

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The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.
 
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September 27, 2021 19 mins

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This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! 

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Bar...

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October 11, 2021 58 mins

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What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

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October 25, 2021 42 mins

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It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
 
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November 8, 2021 23 mins

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Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
 
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