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Hello, Keilly Nash, Happy Friday. Yes, Monday Show Today on the
Tomorrow Show Today Podcast. Of coursewe're going to have a mondayborneing moral dilemma.
Oh, you always have to havethe moral dilemma. This one,
I don't know other than them seemthat serious to me, although I guess
it is very heartfelt. We havea Morning Russian regular whose neighbors are complaining
that they're letting their lawn get outof control. And their point is the
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dand allions. But what about thedand allions? We've got bees that need
to pollinate, And yeah, that'strue. They actually in their letter made
a reference to I guess Einstein saidsomething about if you lose the bees,
you lose civilization within twelve years.Sure, I don't know that your front
lawn is what's the bee population is? The humanity hangs in the balance.
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That's the way they're looking at it. And so the moral dilemma is,
do I this is great and thepollination of the bees on my front lawn
and appease my neighbors excuse not tocut your grass? How long do the
d I mean, how long dothe bees pollinate with the dandelions? Is
that an all year thing, Iwould think. So I got to look
into that. Do they pick themclean? Yeah, this is good.
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I don't know, but I wouldside with the neighbors. You are bringing
down the property values by making yourfront if you're living, there's nobody right
now. I've been up and downthe street. There's no hell homes for
sale, so not bringing down can'tI can't put them up for sale or
you get that horrible front line.But you don't live. I mean,
it's not like you live in thecountry. If you lived in the country,
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do whatever you want. But ina community where I mean, even
if you don't have an HOA,you still have some sort of like under
you know, there's an expectation thatyou're going to keep your house looking good.
I heard a funny story yesterday,funny in two different ways. So
a guy around the corner from mehas always had like a short mailbox.
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Oh okay, never understood what theshort mailbox was about. Yeah, I
think it turns out that the mailboxpost had like ride it out on the
bottom, so he just pulled thatpart up and stuck it back down in
there. Oh really, okay,whatever, as long as the postman puts
the mail in it, right,So something happened again with the mailbox,
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so he put up a new mailboxpost with the mailbox. Now the neighbor
apparently not Apparently. I knew hewas going to sell his home, but
I didn't know that he sold italready. So his neighbors sold us home.
So I guess the neighbor comes outnow after they've got a contract from
the house and be moving out ina couple of weeks. So the neighbor
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comes out and he's getting his mailout of his mailbox. He looks over
and he yells out to the couplebecause he is out there with his wife
now and their grandkid or something.So he yells out, Oh, I
see how it is. Now thatwe're leaving the neighborhood. You're gonna going
to start fixing up your house andmaking it look presentable. Hmm. Now,
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I didn't think the house didn't lookpresentable to begin with, but apparently
it wasn't up to the neighbor's standardsthat his wife immediately got hacked off.
Yeah, because that wasn't at allwhat was going on. But apparently the
guy who I mentioned was her grandfatherhis hearing's going. Oh, he didn't
even hear the insult he misinterpreted,and he yelled out something like, I
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know it's a beautiful day today,it's supposed to be a little warmer than
yesterday. I think I'm going tosay that no matter what I thought,
you know something that is a greatresponse. A beautiful day, you gonna
be a little warmer than yesterday.And she thought he was just being a
smart alec. But he didn't evenhear what the guy said, because when
she explained it to him later,he got upset about it. That was
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a perfect response. Just stay withthe first response. But people do look
at the neighbor's yards and look atthe mailboxes. I mean, yeah,
I just feel like dandelions are thelazy way. If you want bees to
have something to pollinate with, youcan put all kinds of great flowers and
organize them in a way that it'lltrack them over to this area and it'll
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look wonderful for the neighbors. Dandylions are you know, they're not necessarily
known as beautiful, although they Ican see where they would be. But
when they're just randomly scattered across yourlawn, it seems like you just don't
want to mow the lawn. That'smy take on it. Well, we'll
get your take, all right,What are you saying? What we'll do?
I have the toy by the idea, and John mentioned it one time
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and I didn't follow up, andI should have done it. I have
toy, but the idea of puttingbee hives out in the country. Oh
really, because we have two things. I love honey. Everybody my family
loves honey. Everybody loves honey.Maybe one person that love honey so good.
The Bible talks about it exactly.The land of milk and honey.
Sounds sticky but good anyway. ButI've thought about putting bee hives out in
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the country because we do need todo everything we can to support and maybe
grow our bee population. Oh yeah, you do it in your front yard.
You're going to get some complaints.My friend, I said, I
shouldn't say my friend my former friendin the sense that he doesn't go to
church with us anymore. He movedfurther out, so he doesn't come to
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our church anymore. But he usedto have some property up in like Blythewood,
and now it's further out, likeRidgeway or something. But he's very
big into the bees, and heused to bring honey and sell it for
like five dollars a jar, andI was like, dude, this is
the best he'd get that stuff done, and like, you know, forty
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eight hours later, you're putting iton your sounds. We talked about that.
I want to I want to dothat. I want to set it
up. So we were talking thismorning about a show called Thousand Pounds Sisters,
which got us to go look atthe Learning Channel and Jonathan, there
are so many crazy shows out there. How have we not watched My Crazy
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Obsession? Now, my crazy Obsession. We're in season two right now.
Episode one of season two, awoman shares her obsession with Raggedy Ann.
Now she is literally dressed as RaggedyAnn and surrounded by probably two hundred Raggedy
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Ann dolls. The next one,this would be your favorite. Eric's obsession
with mermaids has transformed him into areal life merman a strangely enough, I
have to watch it. Episode three. This Little Piggy, a woman's collection
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of pig items covers every inch ofher home, and by the way,
she is also dressed as a pig. This guy owns the world an episode
six, A man owns the worldworld's largest mustard collection from over eighty different
countries. He travels the world lookingfor mustard. This is good. I
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mean, a woman's obsession with trollsthreatens her relationship with her family. She
has trolls all over the house.And I guess give mean those little plastic
things we have when we were kids. Yes, remember the big one they
came out with. You ever getone of the big ones? I never
had one of the big ones.I didn't either. I don't think I
ever had a troll. Oh Ihave one. I had a troll.
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I don't know why, but Ihave one. He had purple hair.
You did, Yes, I did. As a kid, I had a
troll. I don't know how peopleI don't know why ever had it,
but I always kept him on myshelf. But that was like a one
thing. Yeah, you didn't becomeupset. I mean your biggest obsession I'm
guessing was baseball maybe some sort,But you didn't allow it to just be
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the only thing that was in yourlife. No, Like, you didn't
dress as a baseball or a bat, go to school or whatever. I
mean these are oh my gosh,I mean, they got some freaky episodes
here. The Raggedy Ann thing isinteresting because Raggedy Ann fell out of Vogue
twenty thirty years ago. I meannobody, it's not like Barbie. Nobody
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talks about Raggedy Ann anymore. Asa matter of fact, little Sarah got
to pick a doll. My grandmotherused to make all kind of dolls.
She made cabbage patch dolls and RaggedyAnn's and raggedy andyes, she made all
those. And my dad was goingthrough some stuff and he found in one
of those the very secure zip upkind of storage things like the size of
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a damn mattress. It was stuffwith all these dolls that my grandmother had
made that for whatever reason, someof them weren't finished, you know,
or people that bought them, andmaybe she made them with nobody, because
she used to make them, like, you know, for family and friends.
But I told Sarah you could pickout any doll you want, so
she's literally got like half like onehundred dollars. I was waiting on her
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to pick out one that had noface, one that wasn't fitsed. Oh
she knew better. Oh yeah,she picked up a raggedy an. She
loved it. Well, I thought, I have not seen a kid carrying
a raggedy ann since I was yourage. There's like, I'm gonna mention
three more episodes, but I'm goingto take one and put this one over
to the side. Episode five ofseason one. That's a freak fest.
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That's called grown up Baby. Stanleyhas been obsessed with being an adult baby
for the past eighteen years. Puthim over on the side the other ones.
Ron has built an exact replica ofthe Oval office in his home.
Oh that's cool. A man's largemannequin collection has taken over every room in
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his house. That's gary. Fredand Roberta have a rare collection of vintage
washing machines. That's interesting. Doyou have some sort of unique hobby slash
collection that you got going on?Like? How did you start collecting vintage
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washing machines? I got the first, Actually I got two of what I
wanted to do in a basement.I don't have a house of the basement.
If I ever get a house ofa basement and they want to do
them with the basement, but Ifound two chairs that are exactly like the
chairs that are in the jury boxand Andy Griffiths Griffiths Justice of the Peace
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Office. All right, So I'mlike, if I could rebuild that in
a basement just like it was onthe show, but the two jail cells
there, so I could spend thenight one if I'm in the doghouse.
Okay, I've got two chairs.That's as far as I've gotten so far.
Wow. But I do know aguy who's got one of those fifty
four forwards, so I could havethe car and the courthouse. That's great.
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I'm looking here. Well, there'sa woman named Michelle Reyes who has
posted on her Facebook page, andthe FAA has confirmed that they are investigating
it. And the film does notappear to be doctored in any way,
and it is freaky to me.It appears to show a UFO flying past
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an airplane. She's on the airplane. She happened to be filming out the
window as they were coming back Iguess into New York. Looks like she's
flying over the George Washington Bridge.So her phone is like kind of on
the window going in the other direction, and you just see it like a
blink, and then they slow itdown and slow it down and slow it
down. It looks like it's aflying cylinder, no wings, nothing,
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and I mean it's flying at Imean a thousand feet. It's not very
high, it's just moving very fast. And so yes, the government confirms
that they are investigating that. Wow, the plane rays was the board was
one hundred was fifteen minutes away fromLaGuardia, traveling at two hundred and thirty
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miles per hour when the video isshot, according to government officials, I
always love it when we open upthe phones for UFO stories. People have
got some amazing stories that they liketo share with us. And finally,
what was the last one that wehad on here the days? Oh that's
right, we put there's a surveydone and people admitted the words that they
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have challenges trying to pronounce. Andyou know, when I'm reading them,
some of them, I'm I'm rightthere with you. Like the word Marl
Burrow, I have to say itslowly because I feel like if I don't,
I'm going to know just butcher itlike jewelry. That's not been a
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problem for me. Colonel, I'mokay with that one. Now I don't
even know. Oh my gosh,shark Couterie. People are from shark Cucci
Charcuterie. I had to ask whenI saw the word a first night,
what is that? A board?Is that? Oh? What is that?
And I loved it because it's gotfood on it. Like here,
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they're saying it's pronounced prescription proscription.Most people mispronounce it and say prescription.
I did not really have it sloweddown, but it's really that's what That's
what they're saying. Most Americans mispronounceit as prescription. Got it, but
it's spelled p R. It's supposedto be pronounced prescription. There was a
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word aluminum apparently if you read it, the rest of the world says it
differently. That was a tough onefor me. Millennium and aluminum. Yeah,
that well, apparently the proper pronunciationis aluminium. Yes it is,
and we all pronounce it aluminum American, which just said it just do what
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we want with it. Linoleum,panoleum. That's a tough That was a
tough one. I had hard timewith it. Pure was one that I
had a hard time with as akid. How about this one rural,
rural? Rural? I had whatwas the what was the I was doing
the commercial like a year ago,and I said the word rule and they
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sent it back. They didn't Ialready said it. That's a mispronunciation.
How did they want to pronounce it? Gosh, I wish I could remember
now, I had dissembled like fourdifferent versions. I mean, who came
up with that word? Like,what are you You just kind of grunted
r rural? Yeah, how doyou spell that r rual? Rural?
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I know what you're saying out inthe country, Worcester, sure, sire,
Yeah, that one. I stillI could get into the debate and
not know which side I'm arguing.I don't know because it comes out of
my mouth three different ways. Idon't know which way I'm arguing it.
Well, we'll try to find outthat you struggle with. Okay, maybe
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we'll change the language a little bit. Why not. We're redefining words over
here. We we'll just reshape definitions, I mean, reshape pronunciation. Love
it all right, what's going onin your neighborhood we should be talking about.
You've got to be problem out there. Your neighbor's not cutting his grass,
is trying to save the world oneblock at the time. What are
you doing, what's happening here?Reach out to us on social media.
You're doing by email them, butRush at ninety seven to fives dot com.
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And for you kids who don't wantTom hold the lawn, try that
line. That's a good one.I'm saving the plane, mom, I'm
Nash at ninety seven five to bc us dot com. We start talking
Monday, hopefully we'll be talking aboutgame Cock victories. Oh and the Grits
take to the field tonight. Thefireflies become the Carolina Grits. Grit all
right, So we get all thatgoing on, brag about it Monday on
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the Morning Rush