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(00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash. Hello,it is Tomorrow show today. Okay.
I saw somebody the other day thathad a pet alligator. Now I didn't
see it in my neighborhood. Doyou put it on a leash? And
yes, it would you muzzle it? But I like, you know,
this is how alligators end up inthe canal in Columbia. People get alligators
(00:21):
they're transporting you and put them someplacenow where plainly they could live. I
mean, it's not like alligators aren'tindigenous to our state. But people who
have exotic pets. And I startedthinking about that. I only only I
only wanted to own one exotic pet. Why did you what was it?
(00:44):
It was called a lynx. It'sa mix. It's like a mountain lion
and something melts. And I toldmy dad that I would buy a suitable
chain, meaning when you would tipwe pull a tractor with okay, and
make a leash and put it inthe back of my truck. It would
(01:06):
be kind of like when you sawthe article of the Free Times about a
constant car wash where they had Happythe Tiger. Okay, I thought if
I had a linx in the backof my truck, people would love to
come up at the grocery store andyou know, just chit chat and maybe
throw the link some ground b foryou know whatever, but keep it in
(01:29):
the back of the truck. Mydad didn't even have to say no.
He said, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go in and call
Charlie, who was our insurance agent? All right, and ask Charlie if
you thinks that you can have coverageon under our homeowner's policy. For that
I knew the answer, so Ididn't call Charlie. Why couldn't you get
some homeowners insurance for I'm sure youcould would have you already picked out a
(01:52):
name, But at the age offifteen, I don't think I could afford
the insurance had you picked out aname I had not had. Do you
see, now this is an interestingthing. I never even thought of that.
Do you have to call your homeowner'sinsurance when you get a pet dog?
You know, that is a greatquestion, especially what if it's like
(02:14):
a bigger, more aggressive animal.I'm glad you brought that up, because
I'm in violation of a city ordinanceand didn't even realize. Oh no,
no, a county ordinance. Richmond'sCounty. Yeah, I'm supposed to have.
Somebody told me about this and Ihad to look it up. I'm
supposed to have an identification tag onmy dog and it only costs like ten
(02:36):
bucks. But if you don't havean identification tag on your dog and like
your dog is found, or yourdog for some reason, you have to
search for it or you know,have then forbid you asked for the county's
help. There's like one hundred andfifty dollars fine for not having that identification
on your animal. Wow, Ididn't know that. That's crazy, so
(02:59):
I could. I'm going to askabout that when I go down. Hey,
I got a gator? Now doI get a special gator tag for
that? You're going to need aspecial one. Yes, regular tag ain't
gonna work on that guy. Andif you work in the insurance company or
for an insurance company, do Ineed special gator insurance? I'm gonna say
(03:21):
that an alligator is illegal to keepas a pet. That's my guess.
I know Don Johnson had one ascrocket, right, and his name was
Elvis, but that was on aboat. Maybe he Don Crockett cleimed Sunny.
Crockett claimed international water immunity or something, because he had it on a
yacht, on a big sail boator something. I think the most unusual
(03:43):
pet I ever had was a snappingturtle. Did he know he was your
pet? I believe he did,Yeah, because he was very small and
he lived in a box a littlebit bigger than a match box. Because
when you put him in your pocket, if you don't put him in a
box first, he'll start clawing tryingto climb out. That makes for a
rough day. Yeah, you don'twanted to start clawing the wrong way either,
(04:06):
try to climb over on top ofthat, and you certainly don't want
I'm snapping. Don't get too snappydown there, snapper. No, but
I used to show up with myturtle. All my cousins had turtles,
So you had to show up atyour turtle. Especially after a daylight today
when it was a big rain,you could go down to a road where
(04:27):
there was a long ditch filled withwater and you put that turtle in there
and boom, he'd take off.We'd have turtle races. You know,
I'm every day almost I'm amazed atyour childhood. So I was it yesterday
that we heard about the fun gameof taking a pocket knife and throwing it
at somebody's bare feet. Great game. And then today we hear about taking
your turtles down to the to thestream. Right. No, I told
(04:49):
you about the jack knife competition twodays ago. Yesterday I told you about
catching the catfish, and I wasso the I haven't been by a catfish
one time, and that hurts mygrandma nailed his head to a tree.
Scared the hell out of me.What the hell you doing? Well,
(05:12):
that's the six year old jew.I mean, I wouldn't have wouldn't have
bothered the ten year old jew.Sure by then you were doing it yourself,
I guess. Oh, but it'sso much different than the childhood that
people in the suburbs experienced. Well, and you know, I had a
lot of interaction with animals, mostlycows and chickens and goats and all the
things that are normal here at SouthCarolina, but exotic animals, big cellars
(05:33):
all over the world. So Idon't know, anyway, unusual pets.
I want to talk about that tomorrowmorning. How about this? This is
such a you know, when yousay the Kardashians have a unique set of
problems, This is when I wouldhave never imagined. Chloe Kardashian sat on
a podcast yesterday that she did notbelieve that Tristan Thompson is the fire of
(06:00):
her child. Now again, I'mnot all things Kardashian, I don't know.
But apparently they went to a hospitaland had IVF done in order to
get pregnant, all right, Andthen she said, I don't believe that
he's dead. She says, quote, our son Tatum has a freaking weird
(06:24):
resemblance to my brother Rob. Andit started he started acting like Rob,
and somewhere deep down inside the feargrew that somehow Rob sperm and Tristan sperm
were somehow mixed up. And Ibelieved for a while that I had actually
(06:44):
given birth to my brother's child.Wow, I mean, who else on
earth? Raise your hand if thatdoesn't happen to you. You thought you
gave birth to your brother's child.I don't think I ever saw this,
even like Maury Povich or one ofthose shows. So she said she had
(07:04):
Tristan take not one, not two, but three paternity tests to prove that
he was the father. That's insane, I mean, what other what other
unique problems have we learned about justfrom this family, the unique problems of
the Kardashians. We could do awhole podcast on this. We could do
(07:25):
days of it, on that dayof it, days of it, and
the world would start demanding it.Then we'd have to keep producing it.
Maybe we should do that, Theunique problems of the Kardashians. Okay,
Oh, I had a conversation theother day with a guy. Now,
this is this is the reason I'mbringing this up is because I know we've
(07:46):
been reading about short engagement periods,okay, and seemingly now that's become a
worldwide competition. The shorter, thebest, shorter the better. So we
get engaged like on Monday and we'remarried that weekend. Yes. Wow,
So I know we've had these conversations. But I had a conversation with someone
who said, they need to changeThis is completely opposite of the short engagement.
(08:07):
This is an elongated proposition. Hispoint was this, they need to
change the terminology. We should banishthe term pre marriage counseling and make that
pre engagement counseling. Why now,why pre engagement? You go through the
pre engagement counseling because then you're goingto use the third party person to start,
(08:31):
you know, getting into your bizwax. Yeah, to see if
you two will be a good couple. Do that before you give the ring.
And by the way, giving thering anymore is never like when you
and I gave a ring. Imean it was it was me and Sally,
you know, it wasn't three camerasand oh staging with makeup and the
lighting has got to be perfect forthe social media presence. And she's already
(08:54):
rehearsed what her answer, Yeah,the three gasps. Then oh my god,
yes, that's right. You hadto do it. And I'm sure
that we're seeing people produce those.Now we got to do a take two,
Sugar, I went three gasp outof you. Not just too.
I'm a three gasp land So butyou do the pre engagement before you give
(09:20):
the ring and then then you sothat elongates it. But we're hearing from
people to say the best way toget this done is just get her done.
Met her on a Friday, marriedher on a Monday, took a
week off from work, got backnext week, and had to miss this
move on in. I really feellike I'm a big fan of pre marriage
(09:43):
counseling. You know, I wentthrough it. My father in law actually
does that, he's a does thatprofessionally. I think there's a lot of
value to that. But I alsojust feel like if you have the right
attitude, you can make a marriagework. Sure, but that but it's
really like, do you how baddo you want to stay married? Because
(10:05):
I think everyone can tell you thatat some point in a marriage it's gonna
suck because you know, I likethe way my pastor described it, God
is using your spouse to rub offyour sharp edges. That's so you are
being changed by this. And mostpeople, I think, have this idea
(10:26):
that they're there to fulfill me.That's that's your job as my spouse is
to make me happy, when inreality, your spouse is there to improve
you and make you more godly,which is, oh well, I don't
want to becoming more godly? Isit sounds great until you actually have to
go through it that that process sucks. Is like being fit. Being fit
sounds great till you have to getfit and going through that process sucks.
(10:50):
Yes, Imagine what a tough lifeSally had because you know me, now,
imagine how jaded I was in myyounger years. But think about it,
you've also you've also improved her.The two of you are better people
for a lifetime sit absolutely without question. Yeah, and you know, everybody's
got their own little thing about whatmakes the marriage work. And maybe this
(11:11):
is what was maybe the short engagementthing. I want to talk about that
because we really got people that arelike pulling the trigger on this thing pretty
quick. I'm like, I spentmore time picking out a vehicle. There's
people who say I knew I wasgoing to marry that person before I spoke
to him. Yeah, like that'sand they did it. And they've been
(11:31):
married for whatever twenty thirty years now, sure, and they just do it.
By the way, we do havea story up on the Morning Rest
blog about things that women have foundfirst visit to a guy's place that ended
it. First visit, first timeI was invited to his apartment, first
time I went into his room,first time I went to his house.
(11:52):
Yeah, this is what I hear. Everything seemed normal. So I saw
a sticker on the side of hiscomputer that had a cartoon girl and a
skimpy swimsuit with giant boobs. That'sa hard no. That did it.
Yeah. Uh well, if Idon't look at my web history, there's
(12:13):
one here where the girl said hehad a sword hanging over his bed.
I noped out of there quick.I know it as a Civil War sword
and his grandfather carried in eighteen sixtyfour. She doesn't care. Let's see.
On his wall was a life sizedblack and white portrait of himself.
(12:37):
He worked out, ate a specialdiet, whitened his teeth, very proud
of his appearance, so much sothat I had to leave. Yes,
these people have put up all theseworkout videos, and I get it.
I mean, if you can doone hundred and seventy five pull ups,
good for you? Is that reallyimpressed the girls when you put that up
(12:58):
on social media? Out who they'retrying to impress? I don't know.
I see the videos and I'm like, okay, yeah, I don't have
any workout videos of myke. Youcan time lapse that, by the way.
Yeah. I do like the videoswhere they show like if you're like
a gymnast type of person, AndI do love the videos where they'll show
them like like there's this one wherethe guy he pushes the swing and he
(13:24):
jumps as it comes back, Hejumps over it, lands, falls to
his stomach as the swing comes backover him, jumps up, does a
burpie, and yeah, it's verycool. And then they're like, what
I thought I looked like or whatI thought I was gonna do. And
then so they show you that guy'svideo. Then they show you try it
right and you're tripping and falling overthe swing. Those are great. That's
(13:46):
good. Women like guys are gonnalaugh at themselves. That's good. Hey,
listen, what's going on in yourneighborhood. We should be talking about
it. Let us know. Butgetting into a big weekend's Mother Day weekend,
celebrate Mom. We're on the cuspof Mothers Day. Get those gifts
out asap. Yeah, I getit. You gotta get it all done.
Uh, we start talking tomorrow,you start talking. The numbers nine
seven eight nine two six seven nineseven eight w co O S on the Morning Rush
Hello, Killy Nash. Hello,it is Tomorrow show today. Okay.
I saw somebody the other day thathad a pet alligator. Now I didn't
see it in my neighborhood. Doyou put it on a leash? And
yes, it would you muzzle it? But I like, you know,
this is how alligators end up inthe canal in Columbia. People get alligators
(00:21):
they're transporting you and put them someplacenow where plainly they could live. I
mean, it's not like alligators aren'tindigenous to our state. But people who
have exotic pets. And I startedthinking about that. I only only I
only wanted to own one exotic pet. Why did you what was it?
(00:44):
It was called a lynx. It'sa mix. It's like a mountain lion
and something melts. And I toldmy dad that I would buy a suitable
chain, meaning when you would tipwe pull a tractor with okay, and
make a leash and put it inthe back of my truck. It would
(01:06):
be kind of like when you sawthe article of the Free Times about a
constant car wash where they had Happythe Tiger. Okay, I thought if
I had a linx in the backof my truck, people would love to
come up at the grocery store andyou know, just chit chat and maybe
throw the link some ground b foryou know whatever, but keep it in
(01:29):
the back of the truck. Mydad didn't even have to say no.
He said, I'll tell you what. Why don't you go in and call
Charlie, who was our insurance agent? All right, and ask Charlie if
you thinks that you can have coverageon under our homeowner's policy. For that
I knew the answer, so Ididn't call Charlie. Why couldn't you get
some homeowners insurance for I'm sure youcould would have you already picked out a
(01:52):
name, But at the age offifteen, I don't think I could afford
the insurance had you picked out aname I had not had. Do you
see, now this is an interestingthing. I never even thought of that.
Do you have to call your homeowner'sinsurance when you get a pet dog?
You know, that is a greatquestion, especially what if it's like
(02:14):
a bigger, more aggressive animal.I'm glad you brought that up, because
I'm in violation of a city ordinanceand didn't even realize. Oh no,
no, a county ordinance. Richmond'sCounty. Yeah, I'm supposed to have.
Somebody told me about this and Ihad to look it up. I'm
supposed to have an identification tag onmy dog and it only costs like ten
(02:36):
bucks. But if you don't havean identification tag on your dog and like
your dog is found, or yourdog for some reason, you have to
search for it or you know,have then forbid you asked for the county's
help. There's like one hundred andfifty dollars fine for not having that identification
on your animal. Wow, Ididn't know that. That's crazy, so
(02:59):
I could. I'm going to askabout that when I go down. Hey,
I got a gator? Now doI get a special gator tag for
that? You're going to need aspecial one. Yes, regular tag ain't
gonna work on that guy. Andif you work in the insurance company or
for an insurance company, do Ineed special gator insurance? I'm gonna say
(03:21):
that an alligator is illegal to keepas a pet. That's my guess.
I know Don Johnson had one ascrocket, right, and his name was
Elvis, but that was on aboat. Maybe he Don Crockett cleimed Sunny.
Crockett claimed international water immunity or something, because he had it on a
yacht, on a big sail boator something. I think the most unusual
(03:43):
pet I ever had was a snappingturtle. Did he know he was your
pet? I believe he did,Yeah, because he was very small and
he lived in a box a littlebit bigger than a match box. Because
when you put him in your pocket, if you don't put him in a
box first, he'll start clawing tryingto climb out. That makes for a
rough day. Yeah, you don'twanted to start clawing the wrong way either,
(04:06):
try to climb over on top ofthat, and you certainly don't want
I'm snapping. Don't get too snappydown there, snapper. No, but
I used to show up with myturtle. All my cousins had turtles,
So you had to show up atyour turtle. Especially after a daylight today
when it was a big rain,you could go down to a road where
(04:27):
there was a long ditch filled withwater and you put that turtle in there
and boom, he'd take off.We'd have turtle races. You know,
I'm every day almost I'm amazed atyour childhood. So I was it yesterday
that we heard about the fun gameof taking a pocket knife and throwing it
at somebody's bare feet. Great game. And then today we hear about taking
your turtles down to the to thestream. Right. No, I told
(04:49):
you about the jack knife competition twodays ago. Yesterday I told you about
catching the catfish, and I wasso the I haven't been by a catfish
one time, and that hurts mygrandma nailed his head to a tree.
Scared the hell out of me.What the hell you doing? Well,
(05:12):
that's the six year old jew.I mean, I wouldn't have wouldn't have
bothered the ten year old jew.Sure by then you were doing it yourself,
I guess. Oh, but it'sso much different than the childhood that
people in the suburbs experienced. Well, and you know, I had a
lot of interaction with animals, mostlycows and chickens and goats and all the
things that are normal here at SouthCarolina, but exotic animals, big cellars
(05:33):
all over the world. So Idon't know, anyway, unusual pets.
I want to talk about that tomorrowmorning. How about this? This is
such a you know, when yousay the Kardashians have a unique set of
problems, This is when I wouldhave never imagined. Chloe Kardashian sat on
a podcast yesterday that she did notbelieve that Tristan Thompson is the fire of
(06:00):
her child. Now again, I'mnot all things Kardashian, I don't know.
But apparently they went to a hospitaland had IVF done in order to
get pregnant, all right, Andthen she said, I don't believe that
he's dead. She says, quote, our son Tatum has a freaking weird
(06:24):
resemblance to my brother Rob. Andit started he started acting like Rob,
and somewhere deep down inside the feargrew that somehow Rob sperm and Tristan sperm
were somehow mixed up. And Ibelieved for a while that I had actually
(06:44):
given birth to my brother's child.Wow, I mean, who else on
earth? Raise your hand if thatdoesn't happen to you. You thought you
gave birth to your brother's child.I don't think I ever saw this,
even like Maury Povich or one ofthose shows. So she said she had
(07:04):
Tristan take not one, not two, but three paternity tests to prove that
he was the father. That's insane, I mean, what other what other
unique problems have we learned about justfrom this family, the unique problems of
the Kardashians. We could do awhole podcast on this. We could do
(07:25):
days of it, on that dayof it, days of it, and
the world would start demanding it.Then we'd have to keep producing it.
Maybe we should do that, Theunique problems of the Kardashians. Okay,
Oh, I had a conversation theother day with a guy. Now,
this is this is the reason I'mbringing this up is because I know we've
(07:46):
been reading about short engagement periods,okay, and seemingly now that's become a
worldwide competition. The shorter, thebest, shorter the better. So we
get engaged like on Monday and we'remarried that weekend. Yes. Wow,
So I know we've had these conversations. But I had a conversation with someone
who said, they need to changeThis is completely opposite of the short engagement.
(08:07):
This is an elongated proposition. Hispoint was this, they need to
change the terminology. We should banishthe term pre marriage counseling and make that
pre engagement counseling. Why now,why pre engagement? You go through the
pre engagement counseling because then you're goingto use the third party person to start,
(08:31):
you know, getting into your bizwax. Yeah, to see if
you two will be a good couple. Do that before you give the ring.
And by the way, giving thering anymore is never like when you
and I gave a ring. Imean it was it was me and Sally,
you know, it wasn't three camerasand oh staging with makeup and the
lighting has got to be perfect forthe social media presence. And she's already
(08:54):
rehearsed what her answer, Yeah,the three gasps. Then oh my god,
yes, that's right. You hadto do it. And I'm sure
that we're seeing people produce those.Now we got to do a take two,
Sugar, I went three gasp outof you. Not just too.
I'm a three gasp land So butyou do the pre engagement before you give
(09:20):
the ring and then then you sothat elongates it. But we're hearing from
people to say the best way toget this done is just get her done.
Met her on a Friday, marriedher on a Monday, took a
week off from work, got backnext week, and had to miss this
move on in. I really feellike I'm a big fan of pre marriage
(09:43):
counseling. You know, I wentthrough it. My father in law actually
does that, he's a does thatprofessionally. I think there's a lot of
value to that. But I alsojust feel like if you have the right
attitude, you can make a marriagework. Sure, but that but it's
really like, do you how baddo you want to stay married? Because
(10:05):
I think everyone can tell you thatat some point in a marriage it's gonna
suck because you know, I likethe way my pastor described it, God
is using your spouse to rub offyour sharp edges. That's so you are
being changed by this. And mostpeople, I think, have this idea
(10:26):
that they're there to fulfill me.That's that's your job as my spouse is
to make me happy, when inreality, your spouse is there to improve
you and make you more godly,which is, oh well, I don't
want to becoming more godly? Isit sounds great until you actually have to
go through it that that process sucks. Is like being fit. Being fit
sounds great till you have to getfit and going through that process sucks.
(10:50):
Yes, Imagine what a tough lifeSally had because you know me, now,
imagine how jaded I was in myyounger years. But think about it,
you've also you've also improved her.The two of you are better people
for a lifetime sit absolutely without question. Yeah, and you know, everybody's
got their own little thing about whatmakes the marriage work. And maybe this
(11:11):
is what was maybe the short engagementthing. I want to talk about that
because we really got people that arelike pulling the trigger on this thing pretty
quick. I'm like, I spentmore time picking out a vehicle. There's
people who say I knew I wasgoing to marry that person before I spoke
to him. Yeah, like that'sand they did it. And they've been
(11:31):
married for whatever twenty thirty years now, sure, and they just do it.
By the way, we do havea story up on the Morning Rest
blog about things that women have foundfirst visit to a guy's place that ended
it. First visit, first timeI was invited to his apartment, first
time I went into his room,first time I went to his house.
(11:52):
Yeah, this is what I hear. Everything seemed normal. So I saw
a sticker on the side of hiscomputer that had a cartoon girl and a
skimpy swimsuit with giant boobs. That'sa hard no. That did it.
Yeah. Uh well, if Idon't look at my web history, there's
(12:13):
one here where the girl said hehad a sword hanging over his bed.
I noped out of there quick.I know it as a Civil War sword
and his grandfather carried in eighteen sixtyfour. She doesn't care. Let's see.
On his wall was a life sizedblack and white portrait of himself.
(12:37):
He worked out, ate a specialdiet, whitened his teeth, very proud
of his appearance, so much sothat I had to leave. Yes,
these people have put up all theseworkout videos, and I get it.
I mean, if you can doone hundred and seventy five pull ups,
good for you? Is that reallyimpressed the girls when you put that up
(12:58):
on social media? Out who they'retrying to impress? I don't know.
I see the videos and I'm like, okay, yeah, I don't have
any workout videos of myke. Youcan time lapse that, by the way.
Yeah. I do like the videoswhere they show like if you're like
a gymnast type of person, AndI do love the videos where they'll show
them like like there's this one wherethe guy he pushes the swing and he
(13:24):
jumps as it comes back, Hejumps over it, lands, falls to
his stomach as the swing comes backover him, jumps up, does a
burpie, and yeah, it's verycool. And then they're like, what
I thought I looked like or whatI thought I was gonna do. And
then so they show you that guy'svideo. Then they show you try it
right and you're tripping and falling overthe swing. Those are great. That's
(13:46):
good. Women like guys are gonnalaugh at themselves. That's good. Hey,
listen, what's going on in yourneighborhood. We should be talking about
it. Let us know. Butgetting into a big weekend's Mother Day weekend,
celebrate Mom. We're on the cuspof Mothers Day. Get those gifts
out asap. Yeah, I getit. You gotta get it all done.
Uh, we start talking tomorrow,you start talking. The numbers nine
seven eight nine two six seven nineseven eight w co O S on the Morning Rush
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