05 24 2024 Ask your kids teacher out on a date?

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Killy Nash. It's TuesdayShow today. As it works out,
we got a long weekend. Mondayis a holiday. We'll be back on
Tuesday. We're going to give youa chance to win some Lady A tickets.
We know we got that. Wegot one awkward situation so far I
might want to deal with on Tuesday. It's the end of the school year,
a lot of celebrations, a lotof interaction between the poor. You

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want me to go to the MoralDilemma Tuesday? Yeah, instead of Moral
Dilemma Monday, more Diloma. Tuesday. We got a morning wrestler regular who
had to go on a school eventbus trip. I guess he volunteered to
go with sheperone and his son's asixth grader, and according to him,
he knows the teacher is single,and he really hit it off with her.

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They had a great time on thisbus trip. And the basic question,
can I ask her out? This? Is this off limits? I'm
just reading his thing. Last weeksixth grade, we went on to school
and I really hit it off withthe teacher, and I just want to
know is this forbidden? Am Iin the forbidden zone? Am I allowed
to ask her? Out she's single. I feel like we got along great.

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I just I don't want to makeit uncomfortable for her. And I
also don't know if there's some sortof policy against dating parents. I wouldn't
think so. I mean on theAndy Griffith Show and dated Helen Crop.
She's a school teacher. So that'swhat you tell the superintendent. Yeah,

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we defer here to the Andy GriffithsShow. That's why drunks only spend a
couple of days in or a couplehours in jail, dry it out and
get yourself back out on the street. Oh, I don't know. It's
one of those things where, yeah, I mean, just because it's legal
or it's not prohibited. I tendto think I would stay away from this.

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I would, you know what,there's a lot of what do they
say, a lot of fish andthe sea, a lot of options out
there. Why put yourself in asituation the pta where if this thing goes
wrong, and in all likelihood itwill go wrong, right, most dating
relationships end, So it's going toend, and usually things don't end well.

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They they end badly. That's whythey're ending. And then when it
does, you don't want your soneven if it's not directly as teacher anymore,
he's still got to see her everyday in the cafeteria or whatever.
He's bumping into her all the time, and she's got this bad vibe,
and she's been over to your house. You know, she's been. He
saw you making out with her onthe couch one time or whatever. You

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all went to dinner to get let'sthis good awkward Okay, I like it
already. We can talk about that. But hooray, we've got teachers supposedly
in this point interested in adult man. Well, if we haven't confirmed that
we have an adult male interested instop right there now. In Latin America,
Jonathan, they passed the law.They've been passing laws since twenty eleven,

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I think is when they first wentwas passed in Mexico, and now
it's kind of swept through the regionwhere they they're labeling any what they call
ultra processed foods with a like awarning label. Now it's different in every
country, but they've noticed that sincethey've started doing this, the consumption of

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ultra processed calories and your daily caloricintake in that region of the world is
anywhere between twenty and thirty percent,But thirty percent is like the maximum that
most people are eating in ultra processedfoods. In the United States, where
we do not have those warnings,it's between sixty and seventy percent of our

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calories come from ultra processed foods.Interesting, now we know that we're you're
seeing a massive increase and cognitive problemsfor people who eat a lot of ultra
processed foods. So avoiding strokes andavoiding you know, Alzheimer's and those types
of things, one of the keysthey believe is to just eat more natural

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foods. Now, you and Imight just simply say, well, everybody
knows that. Does everybody know that? What if they put like, what
would be the harm if you puta warning on it just saying this food
is ultra processed. And some studieshave shown that this leads to cognitive problems.

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And it's funny because I had thisconversation with myself, which could be
the first side of the I meantoo much processed food. Okay, So
anyway, I'm thinking, but I'mbuying good I only buy boar's head.
I only get the boar's head.Okay. Now, somebody that I don't
think that meets the ultra processed food, I think that's just process Oh okay,

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so ultra processed would be cookies,oh gotcha, things where they they've
processed it and then they had toreprocess it and probably process it a third
time. So the sugar had tobe processed, the flour had to be
processed, then it went into anoven and that was reprocessed. They just
keep processing it and your body's notreally designed to handle ultra It's harder enough

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for the processed food. Like yousaid, when I was in Saluta yesterday
and as traditional, I went tothe cupboard to get a little Debbie oatmeal
cookie. I just needed to haveone of them. That's tradition. Now
that is ultra processed, I'm sure. Yeah. You literally can put like
ten cases of little Debbies into yourlong term prepper shelter and they're good basically

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till Jesus comes back. And whenyou say good, that's a kind of
a subjective turn tasting same, Yeah, okay, there you go. They
won't lose their freshness, taste thesame all the way till Jesus comes back.
Now that's not good for you,But I only eat like two a
week. So, and I again, they're still getting twenty to thirty percent

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of their daily caloric intake on ultraprocessed foods in those Central American countries were
at sixty to seventies. That's sureit would. It's it's kind of like
like smoking. So the cigarettes whenI was a kid didn't have a warning

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label on them. They started puttingthose on I think in the late seventies
arly eighties. So I don't knowdid it actually deterf smoking. I don't
know if it did or didn't.I guess I can go look at stats
and see what it does. Seemlike every person I knew smoked cigarettes in
the seventies and it's not the caseanymore. But like reading here, I'm

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reading one of the studies and it'stalking about there's minimally processed foods like shelled
nuts, washed vegetables. Then there'sprocessed foods like tinned fish, frozen vegetables,
cheese, and then there's ultra processedfoods like breakfast cereals, package snacks,
sugary beverages. It's the ultra processthat they're focused on. Cereals.

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If a cereal came with a warningon it and it's just saying it could
lead cognitive problems down the line.Would it deter the amount of cereal that
parents serve their children? Would itchange the what some people would call an
addiction that begins as an early Imean, I mean, I hate to

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play the victim card, but I'llthrow the victim card here in the nineteen
nineties. I became aware of itaround nineteen. I remember having a cognitive
like a legit thought pattern in nineteenninety four. I remember it was nineteen
ninety four because I was I livedin the same apartment for two years ninety
four and ninety five, and innineteen ninety four I was heavy and I

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didn't want to be heavy anymore.And the government came out with a whole
thing somewhere around that maybe the lateearly nineties, late eighties, but I
remember thinking about it in nineteen ninetyfour, and there was a movement being
started, and it made a lotof sense to me. You don't want
to be fat, don't eat fat, that was right. And carbohydrates the

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birth of the fat free foods.Yeah, the carbohydrates were considered at that
time slimming. You can eat asmany bagels as you want, just don't
put the fatty stuff on top ofit. You can eat sugar free ice
cream all flipping day, fat freeice cream. Go to town on it.

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Cookies I bought. I bought somany quote unquote healthy cookies, salad
dressings, everything fat free. Ifyou ate fat free, you were.
And I started gaining more weight andgaining more weight and gaining more weight,
and I was really I was tickedoff and unable to figure it out.
What is wrong? I am doingwhat the government is telling me to do,

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which is to avoid fats. NowHere we are you know what is
it thirty years later and people maybe laughing at that and going, we
know you're supposed to eat healthy fats. We didn't know it in nineteen ninety
four. No, somebody might have. I'm sure somebody knew, but they
did. It wasn't where it wasthe science. It wasn't the at that

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time. The science was don't eatfat, and I became. What I
would say is that I'm still anaddict of carbohydrates and sugar, meaning I
think we all are. If Iget a taste, it's like a crackhead.
If I get a taste of aking bar, I could legit eat

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the whole box. Okay, I'lleat it till I'm sick. I'll eat
it till I want to vomit,and I don't want to stop. So
like a Reese's peanut butter cup,I'll eat thirty of them. If I
had when I had that oatmeal sandwich, that oatmeal cookie with the cream in
the middle, Little Debbie, Yeah, I'll eat that whole box. Yeah.
I don't have a desire to haveanother one for another week. To

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me, the only blessing is ifI get to the point where I'm so
sick of it that I can't eatit, gotcha Like, but I will
be sick at night, Like I'llbe like, oh my stomach urt y.
So for me, now, Ican't. I can't have a donut.
If I have a donut, I'lleat the whole dozen. So I

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don't eat a donut. I can'teat any of these things. I've lost
the ability. I'm like an alcoholic. An alcoholic can't have a beer.
Thankfully, that's not one of thethings I've losned. You can't go to
donuts get a cup of coffee ina donut. I can get a cup
of coffee and I will if you'llget a breadth, I might get a
breakfast sandwich if my wife wants something, or I'll just avoid it, like

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I'll just pay for it in thedrive through and say I'll pick up a
dozen donuts and only one I wantis the raspberry field to make sure I
got one, I get home andleave them on the counter. I'll eat
that one and I don't want anotherone. Yeah, so you you are
not an addict. That's why.That's the difference. That's what it when
when you have I don't say Ihave an addictive personality. I would say
I have built an addiction into mylife because I spent years eating power chugging

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carbohydrates. Got it. I wonderhow many carbohydrates Like if you were just
go like grams, I mean Iprobably ate two bagels a morning. Every
morning, I'd have two bagels,no protein, just the bagels. Interesting,
go to the gym. Have youknow fat free orange juice? Wash
it down? I mean the amountof calories I was taking in and really

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processed, really sugary type of things. But you know, enjoy all the
coca cola you want, it's fatfree. So you were victimized by the
United States federal government. Well,I'm just saying that's where they were at
the time, that's where their sciencewas. He who victimized you. But
yeah, but if you but ifyou were like, so what, I'm

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to bring that all the way backto this story. If I was a
parent, and I was a parentin the early nineties, but if I
was a parent today, and maybeI didn't know that sugary cereal could lead
to problems for a child, Imight not serve them that I might.
I still might, and it mightbe a temporary. Hey, we're running

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on a tight budget. I gotit, or a tight time schedule today,
I got to just pour your bowlof cereal. But what if you
know I didn't know, and I'mjust like, no, Cereal's great.
It's part of this nutritious breakfast.I saw the ad what the commercials said.
Yeah, I'm gonna have what wasthe cookie cookie cookie crisp or whatever,
serve cookie crisp with chocolate milk.He loves to start his day that

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way. A's part of that nutritiousbreakfast. Yeah, I'd give him a
couple of slices of toast with that. Yeah, that would definitely that that
would definitely even without having it onthere. I remember the like Mary Kate
when she feeds that baby. Yeah, I mean totally different when we fed
our kids. I don't really maybehe's ever had a jar of baby food?
Oh what do they eat? Now? She eats Let's see, she's

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nineteen months old. So for dinnershe would have like some shredded chicken,
black beans. Trying to think ofother stuff that's a staple for her,
But it's it's it's not processed babyfood. She's coming out like a pro
athlete. Yeah. The only thingI'd say it's close to the processed baby

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food that she buys a very speciallike a yogurt pouch called Once upon a
Farm. It's very pricey. Itit's very pricey. But that kid,
pouch pouch, she can say apouch pouch. Yeah, it's like one
of the first words she learned.How can you say, grandma, no,
pouch, pouch pouch. Yeah.Now I have already been instructed.

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I can't even let her see alittle tabby cake. Have you tried one
of the pouches just to see howgood they are? No, I would
try to just squirt a little inthere, just see what it tasts.
I gotta know, I bet it'sfive. It's like a strawberry yogurt thing.
I'm sure. But that's all healthystuff. I mean, these young
these young family, these young mothersor these noon mothers of youngsters, are
not feeding them like all the babyfood that we had. Yeah, I'm

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pretty sure I just grew up onlike peas and carrots that were strained or
something to put into a Gerber's babybottle or something. All that stuff.
The On a kind of somewhat relatednote talking and whatnot, there was a
my wife showed me a video yesterdayof a baby. I mean, this
kid is in diapers, all right, So it's a baby baby and dad
is holding it, and the kidis I don't know, doesn't have a

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shirt on. He's wearing diapers.But they're in like the family room,
and mom's holding up the phone likevideotaping, and he's got like two or
three brothers or sisters or whatever.They're in the room and mom says,
who want who's excited to go tothe Four Seasons in Orlando, Florida or
something like that. But I rememberthe Four Seasons was involved and all of

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the people including the little baby.Yes, you can hear the kid.
He puts his hand up and hesays me, that kid's talking. Now.
It's almost like the look on hisface was like, oh, I
let the cay. He was likeStewie, like, oh, they're not
supposed to know I can talk.But they're doing so many memes on that

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kid in like twenty four to fortyeight hours. It's like taking over the
internet. That kid is awesome.Oh hey, I know anybody's got a
big weekend. We'll be back onMonday morning, like you are. I'm
gonna do a four day work wenext week, so we'll come back with
extras zeal. We got a lotof zeal, a lot of zeal,
double zeal and double stuffing. Maybeif we start talking about ultra process foods,

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we'll do that on Tuesday. What'sgoing on in your neighborhood? We
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