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Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Good morning Tomorrow show today. In
this case, we're heading into Monday, so we got a Monday morning tomorrow
dilemma. Yeah, she's been underthe assumption that she was helping him to
pay the rent. She moved inwith him and paying half the utilities and
that's all good. And then shesaw in the mail he left it open,
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I guess on a counter, andshe saw that it's actually not a
rental, that that he owns it. And so now she's like, I'm
paying, I'm giving him equity inthis home. So the mortgage statement from
the mortgage holder. So though we'rerenting, honey, well you are,
yeah, exactly, you you're renting, I'm owning. Now we're just splitting
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hairs here. You gotta pay,you gotta look, we gotta split that.
We gotta split the cost of thehousing. Want to call it rent
or mortgage? What do you wantto lee? I mean, they're all
kind of different terms you can throwaround. You want to call it extra
friends, you want to call itcheating, whatever, I mean, it's
just words. We're splitting hairs.No, she he's more businessman. She
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should be latching on of this guy, total red flag. The fact that
he told you he was renting it. This tells you he is a manipulative
liar and you need to get outof it. Dump them. Eh,
that's how I answered the moral.I'm monday good. Dump them. Look,
honey, you just misunderstood. Inmy language, rent means own.
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I said rent to own. How'sthat you call his hand on this?
Absolutely? Oh that's good. Absolutely. If you if you were made to
believe that this was a rental property, why that's you got to ask yourself
why how did that happen? Whydid he misrepresent that? Why would he
do it? Because there's definitely there'sthere's no like an annunciation problem here.
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Yeah, there there is a motivefor him lying to you. Okay,
the motive is what as soon asit's paid off, he's dumping you.
I don't know what the motive is, but it's not good because he didn't
trust you, so now you can'ttrust him, which means, in the
words of Donald Trump, you don'thave a relationship. That's true. Oh
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my gosh, this is so good. I love it. Now we've introduced
finances into the awkwardness of the relationship. This is really good. Okay,
speaking of relationships, We've got abride who had to get married missing teeth
after she, in her own words, did one of the dumbest things I've
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ever done. Her and her husbandto be the day before the wedding,
we're trying to move her stuff inwith his stuff or something like that.
Anyway, at one point, there'sa mattress put into the back of a
pickup. They don't have any wayof tying it down. She says,
not a problem, I'll ride ontop of it. They hit a bump
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on the highway. She flies basicallyunderneath an eighteen wheeler. Oh wow,
you could have been killed. Yeah. And she did smash her face off
the road and loose teeth and thenhad severe road raups. Oh well,
that hurts thinking about it. Andthen had to get married looking like all
that. Oh and she wanted tosay thank you to her friends and family
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who supported her despite us being idiots. You gonna get a photo of you
looking like that, so you canremember that for the rest of your life.
And then the next day they wentoff on a month long honeymoon to
New Zealand. What did you dothat? In retrospect, you realized that
yahly, that was some of it. You can pay. Like for me,
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probably all of the dumbest things I'veever done, I did them while
drinking. And so like when Iwas a kid, the fact that I
got out of my teen years andtoo old enough to drink was incredible.
And like one of the games thatwe used to play was called road surf
and my friend Scott had a van. It was of those vans that didn't
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have any seats in the back.It was just the two seats up front
and then the rest of us likea work van. We would put a
keg of beer inside the van Scottto spice it up, would shut the
lights off, and then we wouldgo. He would drive it as fast
as he could, and his goalwas to somebody would say Nash, you're
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up, and then I'd have tostand up and act like I'm surfing.
And if you fell or touched thewalls, were you lost. So you
got to ride as he's going asfast as he can and jamming the brakes
on and accelerating with the lights offwhile drunk, usually on a mountain road
of some kind. And the factthat all of us in the van didn't
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die miracle the keg is flowing allover the place. Yeah, that's a
very dumb thing. But I cancouch it by saying seventeen and drunk.
Okay, the fact that I repeatedthat game probably about eight or nine times
in my life. Dumb, dumb, dum, dumb, dumb, dumb,
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dumb, but still a team.Now, when you get older,
when you're hur age, you're twentynine, Yeah, you do anything dumb
like that. I mean, maybenot drinking, you're just not thinking you're
in a hurry. I'm sure peoplein the hospitals can tell us all kinds
of crazy. Sure, he justthought it. He just thought he would
check the nail gun by looking atit. Yeah, goes the eyeball pull
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the trigger was marking hould it again. It worked. Yeah, what a
shock I have. What are someof the dumber things that you have done?
That's good, that's good we've allthought of. You know, I'm
glad that you were inside the vanall the van. The van could have
run off the road and then youwould all tumble down into a ravine.
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As we know, you lived inthe Tri State area, so much more
hill than most of South Carolina.Although there's some treacherous parts up near Greenville.
So but yeah, I just thoughtI'm not even gonna share with you
what I did because somebody may actuallytry it. Do you think that there's
like children listening right now. I'dbe shocked if somebody like under the age
of like twenty five is listening tous right now. Okay, so it's
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the youngest listener call us right,So do not do this, and I'll
tell you why. Thankfully I foundout without being hurt. So we would
sit up on the window seal,let's call it the seal. You roll
the window down to the back.Okay, You lock your feet under the
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driver's seat where I was, becauseI was on that behind the driver's seat.
You're sitting up in the window silland you lean back and you hold
your arms. You're holding your arms, but you're leaning. You're extending all
the way back. Now you're hanginghalfway out of the automobile. Okay,
while driving down a highway in aremote area of South Carolina at night with
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the lights off, spicy, andyou have to lean all the way back
until you can feel your fingernails touchthe asphalt. If you can touch the
asphalt, you're a quote unquote winner. Your fingernails in it, you get
you're pulling it this way right,so your fingernails and then you can.
So we do that. Now we'rein the middle of the road. I'm
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on one side, my cousin's onthe other side. We're both hanging outside
of the automobile. This is thisis pretty freaking stupid. We get back
in the car. The lights arestill out, and I thought I saw
something like right next to the car, Like, what was that? I'm
not sure I even saw anything.Okay, So he locks it up,
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spins the car around. We're goingback now the other way. He turns
the lights on and there's a blackangus bull no way in the road.
A bull. Yes, you wereinches from a boy. I had still
been hanging out of the car,it would have ripped me in half.
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Was that bullet moving? Well?There was a There was a lot of
opportunities for you to be ripped inhalf that day. That was a that
was a that was a unique andthis this is this is before or after
the game where you were like throwingknives at your bare feet or something.
Oh, this is yeah, wedid that as kids. This was this
was when I'm like fifteen, sixteenyears old. I would have been ripped
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in half. I would have mylegs would have been in the car,
like like a frog. After wegigged him and the cut the legs.
I would have had my frog legsin the car. Wow, that would
have been the nastiest crime scene ever, because that's a crime. Now,
it's a crime of me for stupidity. I'm sure the driver would have been
held responsible to some degree. Idon't know why I'm telling you this.
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This is this is really not withthe subject matter other than incredible deaths.
Somebody, well, my cousin livesin California. She knew somebody who was
beheaded driving to the beach with asurfboard that was out the window and it
hit a telephone pole and came aroundand beheaded her. Oh my god.
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I was like nine years old whenshe told me this story about her frip.
And I mean, I've been thinkingabout that story now anytime I see
anything hanging out a window for aboutthe last fifty years. I just saw
going down the highway owned I twenty. It's about a month ago now,
Sally and I came up behind acar and I saw it from a distance,
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and I'm like, what's on topof that car? And I'm contemplating
it, and I'm contemplating it,and I said, just out of sally,
look, just out of safety sake, get in the left hand lane
and get past this car because Idon't know what that is on top of
it. So as we drove pastit, there's a woman there. I'm
gonna guess she's like sixty, andshe's kind of small in stature and she's
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driving her little Nissan whatever, andit does have a luggage rack on top.
Now, on the luggage rack,she has put a mattress, not
a box spring, because that wouldhave had some kind of structure to it.
She put a mattress and they didstrap it down, but the it
must have been three feet of it. Okay, it was curled up against
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the wind and trying to lift thatcar off the asphalt like an airplane wing.
She's doing like seventy miles an hour, and this thing is tugging.
It's tugging, it's s tugging,and I'm thinking, I don't know what
you tied it down with, butI hope it was nothing real strong,
because that mattress is gonna come fineoff at the top of that car.
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That would kill somebody. That wouldhave killed somebody. That is scary.
Be careful when strap and stuff toyour car. Yeah, it seems I
think the constant theme of all ofthese stupidity things was it had something to
do with the road. Yeah,so be careful out there. Joe Biden
is the president of the United States. I think most people know that.
He announced yesterday in an interview thathe loves his son desperately, but if
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his son is convicted, he willnot pardon. Would you pardon your son
for a crime where no one wasinjured, no one was hurt, crime
no victims here, there was novictims, no victim Why would you make
your son go to prison? Ifyou have the power to get him out,
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what would you do with that?You have the power, You're the
president. Lee has been convicted ofsomething where no one was hurt, no
money was stolen, and it happenedeight years ago or whatever the year was.
It was like twenty fifteen or something, right, right, So what
difference, as Hillary says at thispoint, what different friends, does it
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make? Why am I paying adebt to society because I had a bad
weekend, that didn't hurt anybody.I think I'd let my kid out,
all right. Well, that's wrappedin all kind of political baggage, so
we'll just let that sit right there. What does that mean? Of course
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he's going to pardon his son.The answer is I'm not going to,
but he's going to. He's aloving father. I was preached to by
several Democrats that Joe Biden, ofcourse, is a loving father. He
was actually enunciated that way. I'mjust saying, as a loving father,
you should pardon your son. Idon't agree with him on much this one.
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I actually, I mean, ifhe did pardon, i'd agree with
him on that one. That's yourkid. It's not like Hunter is accused
of murdering somebody. He's not accusedof raping somebody here. He's accused of
being high when he filled out agun form. That's lying about it.
Really the drugs. He didn't checkthe box that said that he was currently
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using drugs. Oh, I thoughthe had to check a box that said
he I'm not. I'm not sureI haven't. I have to go back
and review the form again. Buteither way, I mean again, it's
bad I'm not saying that people shoulddo that. It's what they call a
process crime. It's just it's apaper thing. No, there's very few
crimes where I'd say, if you'refound guilty, somebody like your dad should
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pardon you if they had the power. Well, he's not gonna be found
guilty anyway. So but then again, I keep dragging out the political baggage,
but the question is simply, wouldyou pardon your sign? Yeah?
On the crime there, no onewas homeless, hurt. It's a victimless
crime. It's legit a victims Veryoften you get a victimless crime. And
you know, we might have totalk about this on Monday or sometime next
week. How do you feel abouta curfew for the summer for the kids
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in Columbia? Love it absolutely,Lady counselm May very well. This coming
we'd be putting in a car few. You know, we're at a point.
Did we get to vote on whattime that begins? I don't know,
but I mean, you know,we're talking about everybody's showing D Day
stuff still on television, listening tothe interviews of those guys, and they
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were talking about what a different worldthey grew up in ninety three percent of
Americans went to church. In thenineteen forties, yes, ninety eight percent
of families had two parents. Todayit's less than fifty percent have two parents.
Less than seventy percent of Americans goto church. They grew up in
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a different world, and their pointwas we sacrificed because we had a great
foundation today's. You can't blame thekids that they don't want to sacrifice.
Who's their role models. They don'thave a dad, they don't have a
church, they don't have a boyScout troop, they don't have a Little
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League team. They wake up andfart around all day long and then get
in trouble every night because they're notbeing guyed. So apparently it's now up
to society to protect ourselves from ourown children because nobody else is doing it.
No, we're putting up all kindof guardrails, not to protect them,
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but to protect us from them.That's right, because you can't encroach
into their personal space. They haverights and freedoms. I mean, just
what town is like the smallest townin South Carolina when I mean just population
wise, like you know, likeRidgeway or somebody just give them ridgeway,
put a fence around it. Y'alldo whatever you want in there. We'll
give you the internet. We'll dropin cheetos and whatever else snacks you need.
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Yeah, you all have fun.Y'all got phones, phones and snacks.
That's all you need. It's like, we run that commercial here for
some music place. I love thecommercial, and the girl whoever the girl
actresses in that in that commercial,does a fantastic job. The mom says,
well, whatever, Haley, it'salmost summertime. What are we gonna
do? And she was like,I don't want to do nothing. I
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wanna when she say something like Iwant to play video games and chill,
and she sells it like with disdainfor her mother. She's a great actress,
whoever that little kid is. Andthen the mom's like, well,
we can do some of that,but we need to do some activities.
And I heard about a music schoolthat teaches, you know, singing lessons
or something, and she's like,I don't know. And then the mom's
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like, well, and they alsoteach guitar and they teach it. And
then she said something about drums andthe little brothers like that, but that
actual attitude of I don't want todo nothing and get out of my life.
Why are you even talking to me? That seems to be the overwhelming
attitud tude of today's child. AndI don't know if that's because we're not
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allowed to backhand kids. A goodbackhand straightened my attitude out many times.
There's one of those ones where ittook several not several in a row.
The first one got your attention.That's that's what we call an attention getter.
You know, you'd say something freshto your mom like that, like
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you know what I'm doing, nota dang thing, ma whack. I
would have loved to got only gottenthe backhand got a little rougher out in
the country. Well, my momalso had a metal hair brush. When
the metal hair brush came out,oh yeah, somebody's butt was bleeding.
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Oh we could pick that up.It started with the backhad That was like
a warning shot, Like I said, an attention getther. After you spend
the weekend with your kids sitting aroundand come out of the room except to
eat, you go in there,there's nothing but chips and cans and glasses.
I saw a funny meme the otherday where the girls carrying like twenty
glasses when I finally decided to bringall the cups out of my room.
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Oh my gosh, yep, I'velocked up playing video games. Hey,
what's going on in your You're alot bedrooms in your home where your kids
are all hold up doing nothing butchilling and listening to music and playing video
games. Or how would you handlethe situation you found out you thought you
were splitting the rent. You're justhelping him build the equity in his home.
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Oh that's good. Oh, wegot to talk about that Monday.
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