06 13 2024 Heard any good Dad Jokes? I didn't think so .....

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Killy Nash. Hey there, it's tomorrow's show. Today, Tomorrow's
Friday, then Saturday, and thenFather's Day. That's right, it is
a big Father's Day weekend. Maybewe'll kick it off tomorrow morning with your
favorite dad jokes. Now, thesecould be jokes that you tell about fathers,
or they could be just those ridiculousjokes that dads like to tell.

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God it. We've even had advertiserswho understood the power of a dad joke.
All you got to do. Everybodyloves a good dad joke. I
mean, why are there no momjokes? That's a great question. But
dad jokes like have its own jobbecause mom's not stupid and all dad jokes

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are stupid. I mean, here, there's actually a Twitter account. Let
me just click on this right now. It's called dad jokes. All right,
So dad joke? What is theworst insult you can say to a
ghost? Boo? Get a life? Oh see, Mom would never say

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something that stupid. Dad would sayit and laugh. Now, if you've
got a teenage kid, I guessyou could tell this dad joke. Tom
My wife took off her shirt andbrought in an argument when I was winning.
She got me with the booby trap. See what he did there?
Yes, I was winning the argumenttill then. I don't know who needs

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to hear this, but your eyebrowsshould not be the size of a KFC
potato wedge. I'm on a planeand the lunch choices are white meat chicken
or German sausage. I'm in thelast row. I was hoping for the
breast, but preparing for the worst. Okay, you got me on that

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one. These are so those aredad jokes, the kinds of corny jokes
that dads like to tell. Iwonder if people have actual jokes that include
fathers. But it's some of thethings that we do to get ready for
Father's Day. Yes, and maybein there you know, I don't know
Monday, well we have oftentimes wewill have the humble brag Monday where people

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Mother's Day the next Monday. Inwhat is the best gift you got the
Monday after Christmas? Best Christmas presentyou got? This is the opportunity.
But dads don't really ever get agreat gift, do they know? The
dad was given He was afforded theopportunity to cook out and provide food for
the family that was your gift,dad. And this is true. And

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in every every sector of human life, dads get no respect. They don't
certainly get any guess with the damnand well, even like in prison,
the inmates they always had to orderin extra cards for Mother's Day. They've

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had the same cards in most prisonsacross this country for Father's Day since the
mid seventies. Nobody ever sits acard. How about this one? This
is from dad jokes. I shallGenie says, hello, I shall grant
you three wishes. Me My firstwish is a world without lawyers. Done,

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you have no more wishes? Waita second, you said three,
Try to assume me. Wow,Okay, we'll celebrate some dad jokes tomorrow.
Everyone not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful. But that's how Julius Caesar,

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Oh my god, this is sogood. We have a guy who sends
us dad jokes. He doesn't callhim dad jokes, but he sends us
jokes literally every week he's off thisweek. Have you missed them? No?
No, no. As a matterof fact, you and I often
threaten to kill this man if weever miss meet him, if we ever

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meet him at an iHeart media convention. I'm definitely gonna shove a cheap tie
down his throat. Well, plentyof those celebrated on Sunday. Cheap ties.
Dad always gets a tie. HenryWinkler aka The Fawns, is Henry
Winkler known as anything else other thanthe Fawns. He's been another movie.

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Oh my gosh, Yes, he'sbeen around. He is not known as
anything other than no character he's everplayed has taken on a life of its
own, and like the Fawns,has not been a character since what like
eighty three. Oh, I wouldthink coming about four years. Well,
no, I mean, I meanthere wasn't. I only know this because

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we talked about it recently. TheTom Hanks episode of Happy Days was nineteen
eighty two. Yeah, when hehad the karate fight. You know,
you're right, but I wasn't watchingat that point. The Fawns jumped the
shark around nineteen eighty and that wasliterally the last show I did it for
Happy Days and that's why you gotto jump the shark moments. But anyway,

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Henry Winkler was interviewed I guess thisweek in London because he was staying
at a hotel that caught on fireand the local media was just interviewing people
coming out of the building, andso he gave an interview and it wasn't
until the news channel didn't know itwas Henry Winkler, until people started going,

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oh my god, you're talking tothe fawns. Have you ever met
somebody? And then found out theywere famous? Yes you have? Who
is that? And I was sharingthis story again because we recently lost him.
Dicky Betts. Oh, okay,the backstage at the Marshall Tucker Show

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talking to a guy that I thoughtwas a roadie. Yeah. So I
was sitting back there talking about musicand all kind of stuff. The whole
time I'm thinking, I know thisguy. Okay, how do I know
this guy? And then I said, look, I'm gonna go. This
was back at the Greenville Memorial Auditorium, one of the best acoustically sound concert
venues ever, kind of like theTownship is great. I said, look,

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I'm gonna go back around for theencore. So I go back around
and there's Doug Gray. He says, look, before we get out of
here tonight, we got a specialguest. Please welcome Dicky Betts. I
knew that it was the guy I'msitting nexstage talking to Dicky Bets for like
twenty minutes. I think it wasa lot more common back in the pre

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MTV era for people to talk tosuperstar musicians and not know who they were,
because there was no way for unlessi mean unless they looked like the
album cover, you wouldn't know whatthey looked like. So it wasn't until
the mid eighties that rock stars youknew who they were. I mean,
I bet you meet Loaf had acrapload of conversations back in the seventies when

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Bet Out of Hell was out andpeople were like, I'm just talking to
some fat guy. Yeah, that'sonly time it's ever happened to me.
Well, maybe we'll find out thatsome other people have met and then you
found out they were famous, butmaybe not famous like where you knew them,
but then other people know them.They were like, oh, that
was the news anchor in my hometownor whatever. Finally, Jonathan, we've

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got a North Carolina Charlotte, NorthCarolina lady making international news. She's been
fired. So it's a two partquestion. One should she have been fired
from her job as a waitress?And two, what is the world first
bet you've ever had to pay offor even heard of people paying off.

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This is the story. A manwalks into the restaurant where she's working with
an what's described here as an inflatablethey call it, well, we're on
the podcast. They described it inthe paper as an inflatable sex style.
Okay, so it's got the stupidmouth open and that sort of stuff.
This is not one of those highend like that you started reading to me

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about about maybe fifteen years ago,the Japanese ones that go for thousands and
thousands of dollars. Yeah, strangelyenough, no headlines lately about sex robots.
Yeah, this is one of thoseliteral blow it up. It's probably
twenty five dollars at an adult storefor a joke, and he comes into
the restaurant, sits it across fromhimself at a table. It films himself,

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has a selfie with it, isfeeding it grapes obviously it can't eat,
is putting grapes in its mouth,and then she does a TikTok video
about look what just walked in whereI work A guy on a date with
a sex doll, and then thatviral that video goes viral and her management

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finds out about it and they firedher because you're not supposed to be making
videos while you're working, So thatwas their reason that they gave. The
guy in the video sees it andhe says, just so you know,
it wasn't a real date. Ihad lost a fantasy football bet and I

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had to take pictures of myself outon a date with a with this inflatable
date. So that's a two prongShould she have been fired because that is
something that's so out of left fieldto see somebody on a date with an
inflatable doll. That's worthy of Ithink videotaping it. I don't know that
I would have fired for it.Maybe a morning come on, come on,

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come on, have a little funaround work. What's the worst bet
you've had to pay off? Ormaybe you've heard of people paying off when
people have to shave one eyebrow,that seems horrific to me. When people
have you've heard of some people gettingtattoos because they lost the bets. That
seems a bit much. There arepictures of me, thankfully this was before

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the iPhone craze. There are oldschool, actually developed pictures of me,
I think six or seven of themplaying the fifteenth hole at Bosco Bell near
Clemson, wearing only my golf shoesand my tidy whities. Okay, I

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lost a bet on fourteen. Ihad to play fifteen of my underwear.
Do you remember what the other fellowwould have had done if you had won
the bet? I think it wasequal beat. Okay, So whoever wins
this hole, the next guy's goingskivvies. Uh. And wait. The
only reason I remember and I knowwhere they are because he put one of

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them. He put one in theprivate message on Facebook, and I'm like,
do not do that to me?And he has it. Thank you,
buddy. But it was. Itwas the first annual of a golf
tournament at a friend of mine andI actually, Buddy and Tom and I
created it. This was way backin the day when Bob Hope was still
doing his Desert Classic. Sure,we had the No Hope Dessert Classic where

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there was a little bit drinking goinghome and at the end of the at
the turn we all had cakes andpies. I love it. Yeah,
it was a little bit of sugarbuzz for the second nine. You know,
I was playing golf I rarely playgolf anymore, but I did play,
I want to say, two weeksago, and I did not know

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the lady who I was introduced toplay with, lovely woman apparently used to
be a former game cop golfer.And so it was me, her,
my dentist, doctor Gregory Wyke,and a fourth fella who I had met
once before. But doctor Whyke wantedso that fourth fella, Doctor Whyke,
wanted to play with. He invitedme to play with him and this other

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fella, and that fella invited thisyoung lady to play. So we're all
out there and I've heard the phraseabout if something about if you don't hit
it past the ladies tea, sureyou got to drop trow and play well.
Anyway, I hit a horrible shotthat barely got by the ladies tea,
and she brought it up. Shebrought it up. She said,

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you're lucky you don't have to droptrial and play the whole that way.
And I just it made me think, because sometimes you've heard things for like
your whole life and you never reallythought about it. And I'm like,
what kind of perv came up withthat? Like if you don't hit it
past the anthem you're gonna have todrop your pants. You're gonna have to
play in the whole hole with yourpants are on your ankles? Are you

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what kind of a demented mind wouldeven suggest that? And then somehow it
caught on and other golfers like Iheard you gotta drop trial. It became
an unwritten golf rule, like whatwhat kind of weird does play golf?
Very lonely man gentlemen only may forbidden. Hey, what's going on in your

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