06 20 2024 How many roommates have you had? and what did they steal?

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Kelly Nash. Hello,it's tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow's Friday,
the twenty first, oh, firstday of summer. I guess summer
maybe actually starts later this afternoon.I haven't looked it up. Oh,
you know, while we're sitting herepolling around. Oh, we have a
gen and tonic in the first minuteof summer. Whatever. Do you do
something special to welcome summer to SouthCarolina? I've never done it previously,

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outside and sweat. I might haveto now that you've suggested it. Only
the thing I'm going to be outin the country. It's nice and hot
out the country. Hey, ifyou're out in the country working, water
and salt tablets are your friends?Height tablets. Did y'all used to have
to swallow salt tablets at football practice? No? Yeah, we did,

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especially on the two days. Oh, the equinox starts in the twentieth hour
and fifty first minute today, Okay, so that'll be tonight eight o'clock,
at eight o'clock, eight fifty one, Okay, so we'll really welcome it
tomorrow cocktail hour. Have a Genotonic or whatever summertime drink you like best.
I hope to be snoring at somethingwith a little umbrella. Tomorrow night

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awake, I will salute the summersaultsto. Okay, all right, so
the Summer Souls dance dances tonight.Two little monkeys. By the way,
we were talking, Uh did wementioned it? I think we might have
mentioned it on the near the endof today's show. But if we hadn't,
or if you weren't listening, thenthere's going to be a thermonuclear explosion

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in the sky. They don't knowexactly when it's going to happen. They
just know that it's happening in thenext ten days now. I always thinking
it's going to show up like theNorthern light showed up. But that's not
the case. You've got to geta telescope really to experience it. Well,
they do say you'll see it withthe naked eye. Yeah, but
you got to know exactly where tolook. Yeah, it'll still my appll
my app that shows me the constellations. It's just going to be it'll appear

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like a star but had never beenthere, and it'll only appear as a
star for a week. Now.The reason that we're able to see this,
though, is it's a it's somethingas big as the Sun, hitting
something as big as the Earth andlaunching some sort of thermonuclear explosion three thousand

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light years from here, and it'lllook like it's just another star has appeared
for about a week. I don'thave my light year calculator in front of
me, but that means it's alreadyhappened. The impact has already happened.
That's how we know what we're gonnabe to see it. You know what,
My brain doesn't operate well like that. Are you saying that it happened
three thousand years ago and that's whyit's just appearing now? No, I'm

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saying it's already happened. I don'tknow if it's three thousand years ago,
but it's already happened because a lightyear, if I'm not mistaken. And
now now you got us talking science, that means the speed that I guess
my argument would have to be thatit happened three thousand years ago. Yeah,
that's something that a light would travelhow far in a year? And

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what is it like two hundred andseventy two thousand miles per second or something
insane like that, and in ayear it would go x amount of miles
and this is three thousand light yearsfrom here, and we're going to see
it here. I'm going to dosome heavy research. No I'm not.
I'm going to find an article onthe paper to explain that somebody has had
to written about that, because that'sa hell of a collision. And this

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is now. I read the storyearlier today. It happens roughly every eighty
years. This will happen. Wesee it every year, every and well,
the same thing keeps happening over andover again. The planet is not
destroyed by the event. Wow,now, how unlucky are you as a

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planet given the vast universe? Wellit says it's a death way every eighty
Damn, you just keep banging yourhead again. We're talking science and we
are way out of our depth theory. Are we going to do this again?
Here we go. Gravity's pulling hisback in. I don't know,

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it seems crazy, but that's youknow what we do love looking at the
stars. We don't know what we'relooking at. But this story better.
So you found out If we havefound out it's actually a planet, this
has happened. Yeah, these poorso, these poor slobs. Here it
comes again. Everybody get in thetunnels. Look, I know you're only

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fifty years old, but this isabout to happen. It happens every eighty
years here, so last time hadwas thirty years before you were born.
Oh my god, but we're aboutto ram the second this, this conversation
has reached a level of stupidity.Not even now. Speaking of stupidity,
we've got a woman up in NewYork, an NYU freshman left out the

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best part. What's the best part? There's a death Star reference. Maybe
this is a Star Wars fanatics kindof thing. Well no, they said
that they called it they would bedeath Star. But it's not a death
Star. There are death Star eventsthat we can also see from time to
time, but this one, aswe said, is a dead planet ramming
the sun every eighty years. Soit's a once in a lifetime occurrence for

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most of us unless you live tobe more than eighty. Get ready for
it. It's happening in this week, no Star Wars celebration. So this
there's a freshman in NYU named CaitlynFung. She is eighteen years old.
She has been arrested after allegedly stealingher roommate Aurora Agapov, aged nineteen,

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A lot of her Apparently, thiswoman has got a lot of crap in
the dorm room. Some of thestuff that she has sold eighteen carrot ring
for twenty four thousand dollars. Shesold something called a Selene tote bag for
thirty three hundred a Chanelle handbag forfour thousand dollars. She's also allegedly stolen

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and has listed online for sale.Is it pronounced Christian Lubaton shoes? I
don't know. Gucci handbag she's got. I know more about light years that
I know about women's fashion. Sheis stolen over allegedly fifty thousand dollars worth
of merchandise right from her roommate,and is putting it all on some website

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called The Real Reel, The RealReel, And you spelled the Real Reel
the same way twice. I believer e A L r e A the
Real Hot Rack. I know that. And now Fung has been arrested at
her parents' house in New Jersey.The other woman, Aurora aga Pov,

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her father is apparently in the innercircle of Putin Wow. Okay, that
explains no, that explains nothing.The girl who is stealing. Yes,
the other woman who had all themoney. Her father is in the inner

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circle of Putin. Okay, soyeah, I got it. So that's
how he got the money. Goesto school. Yeah, she's sent her
over from Russia to go to nYU. No, she's she's in a
she's in a very nice apartment inNew York City. But she's got a
roommate. Now it's This story describesAgapov's father as Andre Agapov, Russian American

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mining magnet, CEO of a goldmining company and one of Putin's best friends
friends. Now, apparently she isstaying in a door because the suit alleges
that Aurora Agapov discovered in May someof her items were missing from their room

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in Founder's Hall. She's nine togetherin Founder's Hall at NYU. Yeah,
she's not in a well appointed department. She is on campus. Otherwise she
wouldn't have a roommate. Okay,Now I got over it. Okay,
So the dynamics are we're going totry to bring this down to our socioeconomic
level. I overheard a conversation withSally. This must have been a six

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months ago now, and she's talkingto one of her friends. I guess
from high school. I'm sure theywent to high school together. Anyway,
the girl is stelling Sally that there'sanother girl that to this day, she
won't even let her come to herhouse because the other girls used to steal

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stuff out of her closet when shewas in high school, out of her
closet in her parents' house. Soshe will not let her into her house
because she knows she'll find a wayto steal something. Are they friendly on
speaking to her? Oh? Yeah, that's bizarre. See I would have
ended the friendship if I had caughtsomebody stealing from me. No, they're

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best of friends, but she willnot let her come to her house.
How can you be best of friendswith someone that you might be stealing from
you? I don't This is thething. I don't know. When does
it become when you've stolen from me? Now, Kelly and I kind of
see out of eye on this.Once you stolen something, I don't want
to be around you. Yeah,unless it was a hell of a prank.

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I'm probably not going to be aroundyou if I know you're a thief,
because a thief is steal anything.Now, if I'm in your circle,
then suddenly something's going to take missing, that's right. But apparently they
get along and they see each other, I guess more regularly than Sally sees
you. The one of them.But this girl and I don't know if

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they were roommates. I guess theywere roommates at one point, that's what
it was. There were roommates,and she would still st five of her
closet. But apparently when they werenot roommates, this girl came to her
house and the first thing she noticedwas something was missing out in my closet.
The girl went in her closet andstole something. I think it was
a jacket. She did so,but it was more than one thing.

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Oh yeah, yeah. And itwasn't like I borrowed it and I forgot
to bring it back. Yes,I think it was one of those things
where when we were roommates, usedto steal stuff and I catch you with
it all the time, you putit back on it me and to get
it, you know, that kindof thing. So, but now that
they're not roommates anymore, if they'readults, the first time she comes over,
she do something. But if you'rea roommate with somebody, and they

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steal stuff, They've got to beselling it, because otherwise where are you
going to store it. I livein the same house as you. I
can't hide it in the same house. How many roommates have you ever had
in my life? Yeah, Idon't know, maybe ten three. I've

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only hit three three roommates. Noneof that. I never stole anything from
them, and I never missed anythingthat would have ended it right there.
Yeah, I don't know that I'veever you know, I'm I'm pretty I
don't know what the word is.I'm non observant. I'm non observant in
a lot of things in my life, Like I would be a horrible detective.

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I just don't notice things. Sopeople may have stolen from me before
and I just didn't know, andI'd forget about it. And then I'd
say, oh, whatever happened tothose shoes? I used to tell the
but I probably gave you. Yeah, I probably gave them away or something.
I don't know. I wouldn't thinkto accuse my roommate of stealing something
because I'm just whatever. But yeah, my wife. One of the more

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famous stories of my lack of attentionto detail was about maybe eight nine months
ago. I came into the houseand so I walk in through the garage
through the back door. You haveto walk through the kitchen. Now,
the kitchen's got a big dining roomtable and there's like a like a little
seating area for like a bar,like a breakfast thing or whatever. So

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the gap between those two is probablythree feet wide, right, So you
got to walk through that little thing, and then you go up the hallway
and then up the stairs into thebedroom. And I'm in the bedroom and
Angela says, did you get yourbox? And I said, what box?
She said, the box that's likein the middle of the kitchen floor

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down there, the dining room floor. I didn't see it. She's like,
Kelly, you would have had toalmost walk sideways to get around it.
Yeah. I walked down there,and sure enough, there's a box.
It's probably two feet by two feet, right in the middle of my
walk path. And I just kindof didn't see it and just walked right
by it. Miss a two footby two foot box. I know,

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I'm sure I would have noticed it, Sally said. I said, oh,
is that for me? There's nobox ever comes to the house from
me. I'd buy everything I canlocally. Now there are always boxes coming
to the door. I think minewas a birthday present or something. Gotcha
a Christmas present. Sorry, we'regonna talk about your roommate crisis. If
you've had one, that's good anduh, by the way, A C.

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Cowling's Bronco. Oh yeah, thewhite one one and a half million
dollars. You want the piece youwant? That piece of history that bad
the one that OJ's riding in theback of with the gun to his head.
One and a half million dollars.What's so famous? It's actually featured
on the Bronco Wikipedia page. Iguess you know, third generation Bronco.

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In case you wonder, the questionwould be what which which piece of history
that would you want? Like Iwould take the General Lee. I know
what's his name. Bubba bought thatgenerally Bubba Wallace and the old our head
luggage hack has got that excellent.He's got his girlfriend all ticked off.
He told her about his hack.Where when you get on the plane,

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the first thing you do before youwalk down the aisle is you know the
first overhead bin you see that's open, you stuff your luggage in that that's
good, and then you sit down, and then when the plane is landing,
you jump up before everybody else soyou can grab your luggage and get
off before them. Hey, what'sgoing on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about what's happening in yourcloset? What are you missing? What's
going on? You can reach outto us on social media. You can
also email us. I'm Rush atninety some five WCUS and I'm Nash at

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