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(00:00):
Hello, Kelly. Hey, therejust tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow will be
Monday, Monday, Monday. Iknow we're gonna have a moral dilemma.
This is one of those things whereI feel bad for her. She was
going to her brother's wedding. Sheintentionally had not said the big news because
they didn't want to, you know, kind of outshine the bride on her
(00:23):
big day. But the big newsis she's pregnant. Oh my, So
they're at the wedding, oh no. When somebody at the table no,
yes is correctly, oh my god, you look pregnant. You're glad,
we're pregnant. You are pregnant,and she said, it just spread like
wildfire that the whole everybody at thewedding was talking about her pregnant old the
(00:45):
spotlight yes, and now her brotherand understandably so they're very upset about it.
Our day, our big day wasruined because everybody talked about you instead
of talking about huh. As soonas one person told the other, I
became a whole big deal. Itlike caused a scene. It spread like
wildfire. My new sister in lawis kind of ticked. Sure, we
(01:08):
basically took over her wedding and madeit all about us. But that wasn't
any of our intentions. So nowI don't know. Am I supposed to
like send a gift? What doI do? They're on their honeymoon right
now, They're not gonna be backfor another ten days. Nothing you can
do. There is nothing that youcan do to make up for that.
So you just act as if nothinghappened. She comes home, she's all
(01:32):
ticked off the brother. She's gonnabe ticked off for years, but you
don't do anything about it. Whatare you gonna do? I'm sorry,
I was you give her the HillaryClinton at It wasn't my fault. Somebody
outed me at this moment? Whatdifference does it make? Am I going
to take a Hillary position on this? The Hillary champ? No? I
(01:56):
am not. Do I reimburse themfor their wedding? Since I ruined your
wedding, I'm to pay for yourweddings? Are Yeah? Ruined your wedding?
Yeah, it's ruined now is runedwith a capital T at the end,
runt your black panther party? Yeahall right, I mean I think
you got to do something. Whatcan you do? What can you do?
(02:16):
It's ruined. Does Hallmark have acard that's great? Don't. I
don't know how you do it?I get an answer to this is an
impossible situation. The Morning Russia regularsneed to save this relationship. We've also
got a new thing possibly coming toAmerica. Apparently, according to the story,
(02:38):
it's already happening in Europe and Americans. This is the most shocking part
of the story to me. Oversixty percent of Americans say they like this
idea. Now here's the idea thatwhen you're driving over the speed limit,
your stereo gets muted in a chimeor some sort of warning comes on that
(02:59):
said warding Will Robbins, you're speeding. They say this will dramatically cut down
on accidents, over a quarter ofall US traffic fatalities. Why don't you
just shut my car down and bringme back down to the speed limit.
Why even chimey? Why interrupt myfavorite Garth Brooks song? Just slow me
(03:20):
down automatically. Why don't they justdo that. You're gonna allow the federal
government to step in and do allthis stuff. Just let them take over
your car. This is un American. This is in the last draw.
But by God, by now we'regoing to be getting down to the last
draw. We do joke about howin our lifetimes. I do believe that
(03:42):
there will be a transformation where we'reno longer allowed to drive the car.
Oh, that's coming because the insureas soon as AI has been able to
work out this thing with the selfdriving cars, how about this, before
malfunction junction is finished, you won'tbe able to drive your own car.
I just thought about that. Theinsurance companies. You guys need to wake
up and start fighting back with yourpolitical capital up there and your politicians in
(04:05):
your pocket, because they know youvegot lobbyists the insurance agencies or the insurance
end So why would I even havein some of the highest paid Well,
you won't be able to afford itbecause but why would I have insurance if
the car is driving itself? That'swhat I'm saying. That's the problem.
They need to step in to stopall this all technology. Just let us
keep driving, because you've got tocontinue to overcharge me. Because once we
(04:28):
get a self driving car, somepeople are going to be all excited about
it, Like the people who arewilling to get a chime in interrupt in
their favorite Kenny Chesney song to remindthem to slow down. So right now,
the European Union has already passed thislaw and beginning next month, so
in July of twenty twenty four,all new vehicles produced in Europe must have
this technology. Oh he's coming.California has currently got a legislation right now
(04:55):
that says it's mandatory by twenty thirtytwo. But why wait, if it's
a veryvailable why not just put itout now? This is this is a
step in the wrong direction. We'reon the highway to hell. But you'll
be doing the speed you will betweenthe speed you ain't gonna get there in
a hurry. We could talk aboutthat Monday. Hey, what's going on
(05:16):
in your neighborhood? We should betalking about, you know, not how
to reach out to us on socialmedia. What you got going on this
weekend? What do you say ifyou see something strange this weekend? Let
us know too. Somebody was tellingme about something they witnessed at a water
park. I'm like, shut up, that didn't happen. Yes it did,
And mommy didn't do anything. Shejust let little junior stand there and
do all that tinkled right in thepool. Uh huh wow. Right in
(05:38):
the pool, that seems criminal.In the water outside he was on the
step peeing into the water, orback onto the docks peeing into the water.
This is why when you get toMyrtle Beach it smells like chlorine.
That's how much chlorine they're having toput in the water parks down there to
(06:00):
keep author of the infectious diseases orany other impurities. If she thinks it's
a special moment, I mean,you can do that at your house.
You want to get that on videoor whatever. You want to be in
your own poo standing on the highdive. I don't care. Tim gonna
do it from the high dive.We would wait a minute. Sacadilly,
everybody peas in a swimming pool,but not from the high dive. A
(06:26):
lot of kids wet the bed,but not from the dresser. Oh,
you don't reach out to us byemail. You can do that as well.
I'm rushing ninety seventy five WCS dotcom. I'm Nash at ninety seven
five WCS dot com. Oh andyou start talking, tell us, how
do you fix this marital problem?I don't know. There's got to be
an answer. I don't know whatit is. I'm a guy, so
(06:46):
how would I know I need tobe straightened out by a woman. It's
nine seven eight nine two six sevennine seven eight w CO S in the morning rush
Hello, Kelly. Hey, therejust tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow will be
Monday, Monday, Monday. Iknow we're gonna have a moral dilemma.
This is one of those things whereI feel bad for her. She was
going to her brother's wedding. Sheintentionally had not said the big news because
they didn't want to, you know, kind of outshine the bride on her
(00:23):
big day. But the big newsis she's pregnant. Oh my, So
they're at the wedding, oh no. When somebody at the table no,
yes is correctly, oh my god, you look pregnant. You're glad,
we're pregnant. You are pregnant,and she said, it just spread like
wildfire that the whole everybody at thewedding was talking about her pregnant old the
(00:45):
spotlight yes, and now her brotherand understandably so they're very upset about it.
Our day, our big day wasruined because everybody talked about you instead
of talking about huh. As soonas one person told the other, I
became a whole big deal. Itlike caused a scene. It spread like
wildfire. My new sister in lawis kind of ticked. Sure, we
(01:08):
basically took over her wedding and madeit all about us. But that wasn't
any of our intentions. So nowI don't know. Am I supposed to
like send a gift? What doI do? They're on their honeymoon right
now, They're not gonna be backfor another ten days. Nothing you can
do. There is nothing that youcan do to make up for that.
So you just act as if nothinghappened. She comes home, she's all
(01:32):
ticked off the brother. She's gonnabe ticked off for years, but you
don't do anything about it. Whatare you gonna do? I'm sorry,
I was you give her the HillaryClinton at It wasn't my fault. Somebody
outed me at this moment? Whatdifference does it make? Am I going
to take a Hillary position on this? The Hillary champ? No? I
(01:56):
am not. Do I reimburse themfor their wedding? Since I ruined your
wedding, I'm to pay for yourweddings? Are Yeah? Ruined your wedding?
Yeah, it's ruined now is runedwith a capital T at the end,
runt your black panther party? Yeahall right, I mean I think
you got to do something. Whatcan you do? What can you do?
(02:16):
It's ruined. Does Hallmark have acard that's great? Don't. I
don't know how you do it?I get an answer to this is an
impossible situation. The Morning Russia regularsneed to save this relationship. We've also
got a new thing possibly coming toAmerica. Apparently, according to the story,
(02:38):
it's already happening in Europe and Americans. This is the most shocking part
of the story to me. Oversixty percent of Americans say they like this
idea. Now here's the idea thatwhen you're driving over the speed limit,
your stereo gets muted in a chimeor some sort of warning comes on that
(02:59):
said warding Will Robbins, you're speeding. They say this will dramatically cut down
on accidents, over a quarter ofall US traffic fatalities. Why don't you
just shut my car down and bringme back down to the speed limit.
Why even chimey? Why interrupt myfavorite Garth Brooks song? Just slow me
(03:20):
down automatically. Why don't they justdo that. You're gonna allow the federal
government to step in and do allthis stuff. Just let them take over
your car. This is un American. This is in the last draw.
But by God, by now we'regoing to be getting down to the last
draw. We do joke about howin our lifetimes. I do believe that
(03:42):
there will be a transformation where we'reno longer allowed to drive the car.
Oh, that's coming because the insureas soon as AI has been able to
work out this thing with the selfdriving cars, how about this, before
malfunction junction is finished, you won'tbe able to drive your own car.
I just thought about that. Theinsurance companies. You guys need to wake
up and start fighting back with yourpolitical capital up there and your politicians in
(04:05):
your pocket, because they know youvegot lobbyists the insurance agencies or the insurance
end So why would I even havein some of the highest paid Well,
you won't be able to afford itbecause but why would I have insurance if
the car is driving itself? That'swhat I'm saying. That's the problem.
They need to step in to stopall this all technology. Just let us
keep driving, because you've got tocontinue to overcharge me. Because once we
(04:28):
get a self driving car, somepeople are going to be all excited about
it, Like the people who arewilling to get a chime in interrupt in
their favorite Kenny Chesney song to remindthem to slow down. So right now,
the European Union has already passed thislaw and beginning next month, so
in July of twenty twenty four,all new vehicles produced in Europe must have
this technology. Oh he's coming.California has currently got a legislation right now
(04:55):
that says it's mandatory by twenty thirtytwo. But why wait, if it's
a veryvailable why not just put itout now? This is this is a
step in the wrong direction. We'reon the highway to hell. But you'll
be doing the speed you will betweenthe speed you ain't gonna get there in
a hurry. We could talk aboutthat Monday. Hey, what's going on
(05:16):
in your neighborhood? We should betalking about, you know, not how
to reach out to us on socialmedia. What you got going on this
weekend? What do you say ifyou see something strange this weekend? Let
us know too. Somebody was tellingme about something they witnessed at a water
park. I'm like, shut up, that didn't happen. Yes it did,
And mommy didn't do anything. Shejust let little junior stand there and
do all that tinkled right in thepool. Uh huh wow. Right in
(05:38):
the pool, that seems criminal.In the water outside he was on the
step peeing into the water, orback onto the docks peeing into the water.
This is why when you get toMyrtle Beach it smells like chlorine.
That's how much chlorine they're having toput in the water parks down there to
(06:00):
keep author of the infectious diseases orany other impurities. If she thinks it's
a special moment, I mean,you can do that at your house.
You want to get that on videoor whatever. You want to be in
your own poo standing on the highdive. I don't care. Tim gonna
do it from the high dive.We would wait a minute. Sacadilly,
everybody peas in a swimming pool,but not from the high dive. A
(06:26):
lot of kids wet the bed,but not from the dresser. Oh,
you don't reach out to us byemail. You can do that as well.
I'm rushing ninety seventy five WCS dotcom. I'm Nash at ninety seven
five WCS dot com. Oh andyou start talking, tell us, how
do you fix this marital problem?I don't know. There's got to be
an answer. I don't know whatit is. I'm a guy, so
(06:46):
how would I know I need tobe straightened out by a woman. It's
nine seven eight nine two six sevennine seven eight w CO S in the morning rush
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