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Hello, Killing Nash, Good morning. It is tomorrow show today getting over
the hump tomorrow in the morning.I should that's going to be another hot
one accord of the tyler. Isit going to be cool this ye?
Like any time will October week ofSeptember. I mean then right after the
Fairs when you start getting your chillyweather. Until then hot nice, gracious,

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I'm looking at the week where today'sactually one of the cooler days of
the week. Ninety seven, yes, one hundred, Tomorrow one hundred,
Thursday ninety eight, Friday ninety seven, Saturday ninety eight, Sunday, oh,
Monday, July first, ninety one. That's why today, and I'm
still celebrating. After we brought itup yesterday, had to look it up
again. It's National Strawberry parfe Day. And I did go back and look

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at was Eddie Murphy and Shrek talkingabout pafet s went my mouth slava,
my mal slava. You know what, thought, that is a great summer
treat. I wouldn't like a parfeat think in the wintertime, but in
the summertime that is like the perfectlike picnic treat or just if you have

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to be outdoors. I was talkingto my mom about how great South Carolina
is and because she was complaining aboutthe heat that they're having up in Connecticut,
where it did crack one hundred theother day in Connecticut and they're not
used to that and they hate it. And I don't like it either at
one hundred. But even you know, in Connecticut or a lot of the
Northeastern states, it's too cold togo out, say three months a year.

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Down here, it might be toohot to go outside three months a
year. But the difference is whenwe look outside here, it's sunny and
there's palm trees, and so you'resitting in your living room looking out your
window, going we got palm treesand sunshine. It's one hundred and two
out, sure, and the feellike temperatures one hundred and twenty. But
at least it's something. In Connecticutwhen it's too cold to go out,

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it's black, snow overcast. Itis at time of the year when I'm
having a drag. I don't knowabout you, but it depending on how
the trees are situated in your yard. Even with the sprinklers on, there
are a couple of places in theyard that will get burned. Yes,
you at the ward to them independently. So I've been dragging a little of
those little area sprinklers around and makingsure that we're good and hydrated. Got

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to hydrate your plants and your grass. And I started to sit under it
yesterday and just lay there, butit was a little too hot for that.
My sister in law is a mastergardener. I think that's the real
place. Yeah. So one ofthe things that she was telling us the
other day, which I had nevereven considered, is don't water a certain

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plant that we have in the afternoon. I see lots of people watering in
the afternoon, and she says thatwhat that does is it's say it's a
one hundred degrees out, you putthe water on it, and then it
because the sun is hitting it atthat time, it actually will burn the

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plant as it's taking the water heroff of it. So you don't want
to water it in the afternoon.You want to water it either in the
evening when the sun's not shining orearly in the morning before the sun comes
up. Otherwise you're actually going tokill the plant. I did not know
that, something I would have nevereven thought of. It's hot I'm trying
to cool it off with the water, actually making it worse by watering it.

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Although I'm much rather hear from yoursister than hear from Martha Stewart.
You seen her on those commercials latelywhere she's talking about I've forgotten which bag
of dirt as she's bragging about.I don't know, Martha Stuart her dirt.
Yeah, she's she's a dirt dirtas she proudly proclaims in this commercial,
and she's talking about miracle girl.I think, oh, okay,

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And she makes the statement repeatedly thatpeople just they don't know that the difference
between a great lawn or a greatgarden is the dirt. It's the dirt,
okay. And I'm like, Ithink everybody on the face of the
Yark knows that. No, there'sprobably some tribes, Okay, I don't

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know about that yet. We learnedit the hard way back in the desk
bowl era. Yeah, yeah,you got to rotate those crops. The
Bible taught us to do it.We just didn't do it fertilized, it
rotated. Yeah, the Bible didteach us. The only time we rotate
crops is in the grocery store andthe produce section where people are constantly picking
up fruit and vegetables looking for theperfect one. They rotate them, which

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have all been spray painted to lookmore. Yeah, and so it's amazing.
Like if you go to Florida andbuy oranges, like the ones that
are like from the like just beenpicked. Yeah, like looking at it,
this looks like crap. It's gotbrown spots and everything. They're like,
that's the healthiest one you're ever yet, the one you got that's like
spray painted orange. I remember hearinga woman at the grocery store she was

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peeling, she was shucking some corn. Yeah, and she said, ooh,
this one's got a worm on it. I said, I'll take that
one. Yeah. You know,the worms aren't eating crappy corn, and
they're not eating over pesticide corn either. Yeah, got a worm on it.
That's a good sign. Well,we've got some other things we can
talk about tomorrow as well, likea young lady who is what described here

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as a Dutch influencer slash model.Her name is Vera Dieksman's and she is
she's not again very attractive, butsays that she too is struggling to meet
men, so she came up witha fifteen question quiz that she asked any

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potential boyfriends to fill out and sendit to her. The hottest amongst us
needs help on a dating app?Yeah, five thousand men took the fifteen
question quiz now again Vera not likemost people, she has rejected four thousand,
nine hundred and ninety seven. Ofthose guys, three got through.

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She says after dating three of them, she's not interested in dating any of
them. She's still moving on lookingfor more guys to choose from. She
says, I'm very picky. Ineed to I'm the almost perfect guy.
But put all that aside. Hereare some of the questions that she asked.
Some of them are stupid, likewhat's your astrological sign? Nobody cares
nobody, It doesn't make any difference. But which of these questions would you

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use or perhaps you would add tothese questions? The number of exes that
you have, the number of exesthat you would say are crazy? Okay?
How many exes do you actually stilltalk slash text with? Do you
have any kids? Would you likekids? Pick three adjectives to describe yourself.

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Do you still live with your parents? Do you currently have a booty
call? All right? Is itacceptable to flirt with my friends if we
live together? Would I get thewalk in closet? Well, just the
way she phrased it, you knowthat the answer is, of course you
would do. I'll keep all mystuff in a shoe box, sure,

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but any of that, Now,would you be interested in answering? Like
like, if you were to datea potential girl, would you ask,
I mean, I guess we're alittle too old for do you do you
want kids? But that's a greatquestion for somebody in their twenties and thirties
to ask, do you have kids? I would ask do you eat sushi?

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Why would you want to know aboutthat? If that one was kind
of an extreme, you don't wantto You don't want to be linked with
somebody who has like strict eating habits. Oh okay, so sushi, for
instance, would be maybe you justsay did you eat do you eat fish?
Because if you eat chickens, certainlyyou eat beef. I'm guessing I

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crawlfish. If you eat crawfish,you get to the top of the list.
So how about if your parents arealive, how often do you talk
to them or see them. Mmhmmm. Do you have any spout siblings?
Now that would actually have an impacton you? So if there was

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as an only child, would yoube more or less likely to date them?
Yeah? I think I'd go backto the question about the parents.
If you get a good relationship withyour family, that's a pretty good sign
of stable. Okay, But butthe siblings thing is something you're interested in
as well. Yes, I wonderso, but you're not sure yet are

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you? Were you the baby ofthe family, that's even more important than
do you have siblings? If they'rethe baby, does that help or hurt
their chances for you? Totally hurts. So if that's a young female,
she's she's the youngest you're out.She's been catered to all over her life.
I don't want to be the nexton your No, I don't don't
have time for all the management you'regoing to take. Like I do.

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Like the question the number of exesthat you think are crazy, that's good,
Like I have one that is,in my opinion, like certifiable.
I got a couple that I mightsay are crazy, but that does indicate

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that I was bad at picking people. Sure, you're attracted to the crazy,
otherwise you wouldn't be with the crazies. Only have one that I would
say was certifiably crazy, And thatwas why I dated her at the time.
That's right, That's what I mean. It was a turn on when
I was in my early twenties.Yeah, it was nuts, the chaos,
the insanity. If you've ever brokeninto a water park at three o'clock

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in the morning and find yourself withyour date butt naked sliding down the big
mountain, Okay, now, it'sa hell of a date. When you're
twenty two, that's a great date. When you're thirty two, you're a
little different. What do you wantto do again? So how about this
one? Are you a mountain orbeach type of person? Oh, that's

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a big one. Sally loves themountains. I like the mountains. So
you're a beach person. No,I know that about you. You love
to be Sally likes the beach,so it tolerates the beaches. They're nice,
they're fun, but she'd rather bein the mountains. We only take
a beach. We only take amountain trip, like once every two or
three years. So we go tothe beach twice three times a year.

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Yeah, yeah, I think that'san important type of distinction. Just driving
home from Nashville the other day,I get tired just looking at the mountains,
like I can't imagine living here.You're always walking up here. I
wouldn't ask this on the radio,but on the podcast, I'll ask it.

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And I think a great question isdo you have any STDs. That's
a good one. That is along term question. I'm not saying where
I need to know that in thenext three, four, five, six
months, but if we're going tobe if your potential marriage material, that's
something I would like to know.I always ask questions about their religion.

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Yes, I also would be interestedif I'm as if we're just asking,
are you a Carolina or Clemson fan? I mean, if you're neither,
I guess I'm okay. I'm okaywith that. But if you come back
I'm a Clemson fan, it's probablya deal breaker. I think I'm cool
with any of our state colleges.If you're like a Tennessee fan, we

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really don't play Tennessee a whole lot. I mean, that's but Clemson is
just all year round, once ayear to go to a Tennessee game.
Well, okay, how active areyou in your fandom? That's for the
Connecting Wildcats. Do you actually wantto go to rupp Arena? Yeah?
Do you take your shoes off whenyou enter rupp Arena? How about?

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This is a very hot topic.Are you would you consider yourself politically conservative
or liberal or middle of the roador not interested? There's a lot of
people not interested. You're not interested? I'm okay with that, are you?
Yeah? I don't want to bewith somebody who's not interested. I
don't like have to talk politics withSally. Matter of fact, Sally tires

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me sometimes talking about politics. Yourwife and my wife ought to spend some
more time together. It might giveus a break. Because she got into
an argument wear me out. Shegot into an argument yesterday because she made
a statement about the upcoming debate AndI said, yeah, okay, well
I get it. But Trump saidhe would debate him anytime anywhere, so
at that point you got to goby his rules. That's right. Well,

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but why would he do that becausehe said anytime anywhere? Well,
I don't. I said, I'mjust I'm just telling you what the man
said. And she get literally gotangry with me. Well, I don't
understand why why would he agree todo that? Why is he going to
let himself be put in that situation? He loves it. He's a moron.
You right, you should be thepeople loves it. Do you need

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to be the potist advisor? Yeah, that's I think that's where she ended
up number one advisor. Sally.I don't know what to do. Get
Sally on the phone. How doI handle this? Sally will ask,
She'll whisper if we meet somebody there, she'll whisper to one of her friends.

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Is she a Trump supporter or not? No, do not mention Trump
to her. Okay, I saidsomething last night, see that said this
is this is how you get introuble. I got in trouble a little
bit last night, thankfully, nottoo big a trouble. I won't say
any of the names in case anyof their friends or family are listening.
But there, let's see, therewas about eight people together, all right,

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So it could it be any oneof these eight people. We were
at a tennis court. We're allplaying tennis. It's very hot. One
of the people needed to I don'tknow what they needed to do. To
be honest with you, they left. They didn't say they were leaving the
court. They left the court,and then they were just kind of I
look over and they're kind of walkingdown a hill. I don't know if

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they were going to the restroom orwhatever. And I said to the group
of people, so and so justkind of wandered off, like he's Joe
Biden. Oh my, and likeseven of the eight laughed, and one
guy gave me a very stern look, like you're not going to insult the

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current president of the United States andimply that they have lost any cognitive ability.
He didn't say all that, hejust kind of looked at me very
sternly. And then I thought,you know, I wanted to tip my
hat kind of delicately shifted the conversationand I forgot. I said something about

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because we had been quoting seventies yachtrock songs earlier in the evening, so
when I said, they didn't eventell us they were going. He was
just kind of wandering off there,like Joe Biden. And after he gave
me the stern look, he said, kind of like that nineteen seventies hit
from Player, we need him tocome back so he definitely wanted to shift

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the subject y come back, yeah, And so I played along with it.
Sure, oh yeah, baby,come back any kind of food,
can't see. But I was like, man, I didn't realize. You
know, it's one of those thingswhere there's at one point, not that
distant, you could have made funof, say George W. Bush.

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Sure, and both Republicans and Democratsin middle of the road people if the
joke was something about his stammering orthe way pronounced nuclear or something like that,
they would have found it funny andthey would have, you know,
given you the gratuitous, at theminimum, gratuitous smile. They wouldn't have

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given you the stern look like howyou mock George W. Bush or you
say something about Bill Clinton. Youwould have gotten a chuckle if you,
you know, talking about this guy'sout here picking up chicks like he's Bill
Clinton or something like that. Thatwould have been okay. But today's political
atmosphere is so charged that people wemay be offending people right now. I

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hope not. I mean, Ihope that the audience is strong enough I'll
laugh at a good Trump joke.There are plenty of things that he says
that people could you know, makefun of or we do mock him off
the air sometimes. Yeah, sure, we mock all of them off the
air. I mean there's no sacredlittle marquito. He gets to mock ourselves.

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I mocked myself. I am brutalon me. Yes, that is
true. I often talk about JonathanRuss having air check sessions with him.
Air Checks are when the boss wouldlisten to a tape of the show and
then critique it and tell you howto improve. Jonathan is so brutal that
there is no possible way he wouldif if the words coming out of his

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mouth about himself were coming from theboss, he would have serious grounds for
a lawsuit. He could say,was the boss, I'd have already fired
myself. How about that? Butyou wouldn't work for this guy either,
would you know? Hey, Jonathan, another subject that the Morning Russian regular
is one of them, wants toask, I don't know how many people

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do getting nanny's Is that like abig thing down here? You know?
I'm not like my son didn't reallygrow up with me. I mean he
moved out when he was three withhis mother and they moved to the Virgin
Islands, So I don't know aboutnanny's but whether it's a nanny, it's
definitely an upper to middle class thingas you might imagine. But this is
a thing sure, I also knowlike uh, and is there a difference

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between a nanny and an a pair? And now that I don't know because
the au pair obviously is very Europeans, so I don't know what difference is.
Maybe all pairs would never do windows, for instance, but a nanti
might owwork. Because I was alsogoing to throw in like housekeepers as well.
I know a lot of people whohave like cleaning should I say cleaning

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ladies because I don't know of anycleaning guys, but people, Yeah,
I see cleaning guys on television commercials. Now, oh yeah, they'll come
to your house and for one dayand it's basically one day a week.
They'll come in and they'll knock outyour laundry and they'll scrub the floors and
whatever else. Cleaning people. Doesit matter if that individual is attractive,

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does it work against them? Soin this instance here we're looking to hire
a nanny. We've been interviewing twopeople. Both are great. I need
to make a decision I've consulted someof my friends about it. Everyone keeps
telling me, hire the uglier person. Yeah, don't hire a hut.
You don't want to hire the prettyone because that causes problems. And absolutely

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it will cause problems because you're atthe house. The only person that's there
is you and the nanny, maybea kid unless mom's taking the kid to
the doctor or something. But Ithink in this instance it's a mom.
So the mom is saying, don'thire the pretty girl because what if I
guess the thought would be, well, it's that even in your own mind,

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you might start pretending that your husbandis attracted to her and or like
why did you say good morning toher? Right? Because too many times,
I mean, look at Arnold Schwarzeneggerfor pizza. That girl was the
farthest from attractive. I mean herson is prettier than she is. That's

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fact. I don't know what said. We've got a history here, guys
have got a history. It's proximity, not not pretty as so at that
point then it just becomes don't hirea female if you're going with that,
like you know, now we're thinkingTiger Woods with the pancakes. But if
you think your husband is that kindof an individual, then you've probably got

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a bigger problem on your hands.I don't know how to I mean,
I hate to think of the factthat, but look, if you're an
attractive person, I think studies haveshown traditionally that attractive people have an easier
time in life than ugly people.Oh, I'm sure you found some beautiful

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people that would take serious issue withthat statement. They had to overcome their
beauty to show that they were notjust beautiful, they actually had a thought
process and skills, and you know, you were let into the room.
Though. I mean, there's certainpeople that are so unattractive that they can't
even get an interview. Okay,maybe, so that's one of those things.

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And if you're looking for a spouseor obviously in a better position,
if you're attractive, unattractive and justgeneral politeness, people are more likely to
open doors for you and stuff.They've done those things where they've put like
ugly masks on people that are attractive, and they have them as their regular
selves. Walking around a city,it's easier to hail a cab, it's

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easier to get somebody to open thedoor for you. It's easier for people
to say good morning. And thenyou put the big nose and the weird
you know, bumps on your facemask or whatever, and nobody will talk
to you, and nobody will makeeye contact with you. Suddenly you're a
very lonely person. But I hatethat idea that even if you're the more
qualified person, you're going to loseout on this job just because you are

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attractive, because they're afraid of whatcould I hate that, But I guess
that's just human nature. So you'resticking with that. Don't hire the attractive
girl, right right? Oh,all right, Okay, we'll see what
the mornings the regulars are saying.What's happening in your neighborhood other than the
heat? And are you're ordering yourplants at the wrong time? Get them

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in the morning or at night.I know most everybody sits there're sprinklers to
go off at night because it doesin this heat. Damn water was just
about evaporate before it hits the ground. Well, I remember when I first
got lawn sprinklers for the first time. It was like oh five oh six,
was the first time I ever hadlike a whole irrigation system set up

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and the guy told me don't watertoo late or too early in the morning.
He said, your lawn is asleep Let it sleep. And he
said, if you start watering beforelike four thirty five o'clock in the morning,
yeah, you're you're you're ruining itssleep cycle. Oh really? And
I see people all the time whenI'm driving to work at like three thirty

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or four in the morning, Isee the lawn sprinklers going, you're ruining
your sleep cycle. Come on,he's not getting that deep rem sleep that
he needs. But if you don't, if you do it at like after
seven thirty, like to your point, the dang water's evaporating in the air
before I can even get to thelaw. I see the water coming out,
but it never hit. What's thec what's going on in your neighborhood?

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