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Episode Transcript

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Hello, Killy Nash, Hey,good morning, Good morning. It's Tomorrow
Show Today. This will be thelast Tomorrow Show Today podcast because after that
we're out for the fourth of July. We'll be pre recording for broadcast on
your Fourth of July celebrations. Yeah, it's a you get that inside track.
You know about us far more thansome than most of the listeners,

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because even when we're like on vacation, when we tell you we're on vacation,
a lot of people don't know we'reon vacation. Then sound like we're
on vacation. We don't sound likewe've been off. I think the last
vacation we acknowledged was around two thousandand eight. I did have somebody about
two years ago say I thought Iheard myself on the radio the week of
the fourth of July, But thatwas when I called in like three years

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ago. Yeah, that was yousee, it's a timeless conversation. That's
fine. I'll be like at uh, you know, wherever, some mountain
cabin on vacation and I'll get atext at like six thirty in the morning
and it'll be like somebody say it'sup, Like, Honeycombs, what what
are they talking about, and I'lljust go and give them a thumbs up
because we were talking about favorite breakfastcereals or something this morning. I don't

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know. I haven't scheduled what tobe on there. I might go way
back, go back like ten yearsago and pull up a phone call we
could replay for some crazy morning rushregularly talking about how their dog got stuck
in a box. Wow, wefireworks in it. I don't know.
As we get into the final showbefore the holiday for us murderer Mom Susan

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Smith headline, she is back inthe news. I can't believe she's only
forty nine, it seemed, butI believe she's getting out well now.
We drove her car in the lakeand drowned to two kids who were stuck
in a child's seat. I thinkevery South Carolina, most every American remembers
that story. That was an incrediblestory that just fascinated the entire world.

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That's like the original Alex Murdoch storyas far as it's getting everybody at South
Carolina. But she was apparently sentencedto thirty years with parole possibilities, and
so her first parole hearing is goingto be this November, I think they
said, and she's feeling good aboutit. She feels like she's going to

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get out. Now. I'm readinga story here in the Daily Mail,
which is the London newspaper, talkingabout it, and she's apparently in anticipation
of her release, has begun.This is always the fascinating thing to me.
She has begun correspondence with random menaround the country. Now, how

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does that happen? How does aguy like one of the guys here lives
in New York now according to phonerecords. Because all of this is you
know, when you're talking to aprisoner, it's being recorded. Everybody knows
this. But so he says,I'll tell you what I did last night

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thinking of you. I made aspreadsheet starts out with you getting two hundred
and thirteen thousand dollars. Now you'regonna have more than that. You'll probably
be all in at around two twentywhen I'm all done putting it together.
And the way I figure, youcan spend forty grand a year while you're
withdrawing from that balance, but it'sstill be earning interest on the undrawn amount.

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This should last you about twenty yearsof living at forty grand a year.
She told him I love you verymuch, and then they made kissing
noises and according to the newspaper,the conversation then turn sexual. That's awkward,
but the next sentence is even moreawkward. However, this man not

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alone, as Smith has conducted similarcalls with at least twelve different men.
There's twelve dudes out there trying tofigure out how to pay for her affections
prison love. You know, theBeninda's boys are coming back up for a
revisitation of their trial now. Whileshe was in prison, she has violated

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See. I don't think she's gonnaget out just honestly, because in two
thousand she had to be disciplined forhaving intimate relations four times with a fifty
year old prison guard. He wassent to jail. Later, she was
disciplined for having more intimate relations witha prison captain. He was fired and

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disciplined. She has been in longterm relationships with several other female prisoners.
She's constantly getting herself out and aboutthere. But this idea of the prison
love thing, do you know anyprison loves? Didn't this start with the
Beninda's brothers. Didn't she go beforethem? Yes, no, no,

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no, no no she did theygo in before her. I don't know
when did when was she sentenced?But a mom who murdered her two sons
thirty years ago, blah blah blay. So nineteen ninety four is when it
all happened. The Menendez brothers,the and oh, they were like that

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the original Boston bombers, right,they were very hotty, very hotties.
Lyle and Eric Menendez nineteen ninety six. Oh gotcha, Okay, okay,
you're right. I was thinking itwas before her. So and we've talked
about this thing before, about theattraction that because we were talking about the
Menendas. I was talking to somebodyabout the Menenda's brothers, and I know

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they're trial's going to be reviewed orsomething. They got more information anyway,
and we were talking. I thoughtthat they were, like, were the
first prison hotties where women would throwingbefore the Boston bombers that you mentioned before,
women were just throwing themselves at theseguys. You know, communications wise

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apparent, just so we don't.I'm the Menendez brothers. I believe what
we're talking about is there's numerous pleasfor leniency because more revelations have been made
that their father may have actually beenmolesting them, and apparently the guys in

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the band Manudo, am I gettingthat right? Minudo made accusations recently that
their father, when he was theirmanager, sexually abused the boys in the
band, So I mean, Ithink that's where that's all coming from.
There's like twenty family members have signeda letter asking for their case to be
reviewed that they were victims of childhoodabuse from their father. Now that doesn't

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I don't understand how that changes muchof anything, because I mean, the
testimony was for those of you whodon't remember the Menendez if their mother had
been shot but was still alive,and they calmly went back into another room
got more, Ammo came back andblew her face off. It was pretty
brutal, but she apparently was enablingthis guy. I think at that point

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though, all calls for mercy havebeen lost. Well, and now we're
talking about a woman who literally hadtwo kids strapped in the back seat in
their car seats and drove them intoa lake and ground them. So I
don't know who's worse, but Ican't believe that this woman has anybody we've
got guys now throwing cash at her. She's actually like doing dating by phone

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and testing these two. And itwasn't like Susan Smith was a hotty.
I can almost see where some womenwould find the Menendez brothers at that time.
Not this version of the Menendez brothers, the ones that you see after
thirty years in prison. They're notlooking so hatty McCatty here. But Susan
Smith in nineteen ninety four was notconsidered a glamorous woman or her poor husband.

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Just what I remember watching the newscast. Her husband's name I think was
David. Okay, her poor husband, he's just standing there listening, and
okay, we'll get into all that. Let's just stick with the story.
Yeah, I'm just imagining that thirtyyears in prison have not made her more
attractive. You got you went in. I don't get it. She went
in as a six, she's comingout as or whatever. But these guys,

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they don't care about that. There'ssomething in there, because look,
if you're just looking for companionship,sure, there's plenty of lonely people on
this planet in your town, probablyin your neighborhood, where you could meet
somebody who's lonely, and you couldhave a relationship of some kind exactly.

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So there's something more to it.There's some there is some sort of bizarre
attraction either to the idea that they'rein prison or if you believe they're getting
out. That's that's where I thinkit even gets weirder. If they're in
prison. There's this idea I thinkpsychologically that you kind of control the situation.
I guess, because well, whatare they going to do? I

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can cut them off at any second. They are desperate for my phone call,
they're desperate for my letter, andI can see where that you could
maybe get some sort of a rushout of that. But if the idea
is in five months, she's goingto be out and I'm coming off my
life inheritance to give it to her, why her? Why? I mean,

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just park the idea that she murderedher two only children. Evil?
But but why somebody who you've nevermet in person? What is it about
a prisoner who you've never met?Prison love? Every time we talk about
it, we get people calling in. I don't know, somebody fell in
love with a prisoner? You know? I bet you there's some good you

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and I don't listen to enough podcasts. I bet there's some great podcasts we
should start one. Maybe that's ourget rich quick scheme, The Prison Love
Podcast. Jonathan and Kelly. Todaywe talked to Michelle who's in love with
prisoner Abraham out in California. Wegot him on the phone too. Yeah,

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and they're going to have phone sexhere in a minute. No,
Oh my gosh, how long haveyou held a grudge? Eddie Murphy apparently
has been angry at David Spade sinceDecember of nineteen ninety five. And it
was in December of nineteen ninety five. David Spade was hosting a weekend Update
and they were showing pictures of celebritiesbehind him and he would make comments about

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them. And if you remember theold David Spade, he's nowhere near as
aggressive as he was back then withhis snarkiness. He was a very snarky
comedian back then. And they hauledup this photo of Eddie Murphy and he
said, hey, kids, looka falling star. Make a wish.
Eddie Murphy is still pissed since nineteenninety five. I remember seeing that when

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it happened. I mean, that'sa long time a long time. But
he makes a great point. It'slike Spade just didn't say that off the
cuff. That was in the script. Everybody signed off on it. Producers
all knew about it, writers allknew about it. The entire organization was
going to throw him under the busat mock him. Eddie Murphy just gave
an interview to The New York Timessaying that producers review everything before it goes

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on the air. That whole damninstitution was coming after me, and he
did save that show for that erabecause and that's what Eddie Murphy was saying.
He said, when I came onin the early eighties, that show
was dead, it was about tobe canceled, and I saved it.
And for them to turn on melike that, yeah, I think that
they're bitter. I think that they'reenvious, and I'll even go as far

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as saying I think that some ofthat, including that joke, was racist
because they didn't like to see medoing well. Oh my no, he
threw that out again. What didLauren say about all that? Lauren has
no comments so far, But Imean, thirty years ago was ninety five,
twenty nine years ago. I hadto applaud myself, which Kelly will

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tell you is a rarity. Now, usually you curse yourself. Yes,
I had to applaud myself. Thereare only a couple of people that I
held a grudge against, and ironicallyall of them were bosses. It was
only it was only three three peoplethat intentionally, for whatever reason, made

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my life a living hell. AndI was reading about one of them recently
and I had to applaud. Ihad dropped that grudge probably fifteen twenty years
ago. Okay, good, that'shealthy. So I don't have any grudges
against anybody. I haven't carried thosein two decades, but I did carry

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them for a while. And it'sabsolutely true carrying a grudge is poison on
yourself. Let it go, brother, but this one, Eddie can't let
go of this one. Yeah,I mean, that's not healthy. I
don't think that was a long time. Although you know, it's like you
see, some of the most successfulpeople are driven by bitterness and revenge.

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Like Tom Brady we were talking.He made news again because he told somebody
in a podcast yesterday that he ifhe could redo his career, he's envious
of the younger quarterbacks from today's era, because he says, they look like
they're having so much fun. They'rehigh fiving everybody, They're just running around
smiling. I never smiled on thefootball field. I was always all about

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business. I missed out on twentyyears of laughs and good times. I
think I would have been just asgood had I not been as serious,
But maybe not. But he alwayssaid that one of the things that really
drove him was that he was whatwas he the last almost the last pick
in the NFL draft? Yes,and he was like, I can't how

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far are they going to me fall? It's like Tim Tebow, I mean
Timbo. I don't think I thinkI give Tibo the advantage of not carrying
a grudge. But he did usethat negative energy for positive performance from himself.
Yeah, not to the level thatTom Brady got out of it.
He did pretty well for himself.We got a Morning Russia regular who's very

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upset. Is this cause for abreakup, Jonathan or is this cause for
you to just man up? Hisgirlfriend posted a photo that she took of
him sleeping where he's drooling, andshe put it in her Instagram stories like
with a laughing emoji, and he'svery upset about it. I don't blame

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him. You don't blame him.No go, maybe a little bad.
Not if it's a girlfriend. Now, if it happened on a camping trip
or you're out there Tumbleweed posted thatphoto. Say Tumbleweed and I are doing
a fan dango trip. Fannego cameup twice this week in a podcast.

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I haven't seen the movie. Ihighly adorse it. I say, I
adorse it. I haven't seen themovie in twenty years. I need to
go back and watch it. Itprobably sucks, but twenty years ago I
really enjoyed it. Maybe thirty anyway, No, that's you're not that's just
wrong. That's wrong. That's justbut it's okay if Tumbleweed does it or

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one of your guy friends does it, But it's wrong if your girlfriend does
it. Uh, it's totally wrong. If your girlfriend does it, totally
she's not your girlfriend, she's noteven your friend. But your friend can
do it as long as she's notmy girlfriend. I wouldn't be happy about
Tumbleweed doing it, but I cantell you if Sally ever did that intentionally

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that made me look like that,that made me look bad, or you
know, put me in a positionwhere you know I'm going to be the
butt of the joke. It's adifference between, you know, being the
target of a joke and being thebutt of the job. If you're the
butt of the joke, you needto reassess the people you're hanging out with.
Hmm, cause I know that Ihave been I don't know, the

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butt of the joke. Sounds likelike they've created a scenario or situation to
make you look bad. But inthe scenario or situation where I myself look
bad, like I trip and falloff stage. If somebody posted a photo
of me tripping and falling off stage, I too would laugh at it.
Okay, I get that. Youknow. So if I am on a

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plane sleeping and I've got a puddlea drool on my shoulder, that's funny
and I would be totally fine withyou, or my wife, or interesting
my mother posting a photo of likeI can't take this guy anywhere interesting.
Ok So we'll get into that tomorrow. Should he break up with her?

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Is this a red flag? What'shappening in what's happening in your neighborhood?
What kind of pictures your supposed girlfriendputting up a view. You can always
reach out to us on social media. Is your girlfriend in prison? That
is so sad that Susan Smith isgoing to get out. I think we

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need to lead a protest against this. I don't think she's gonna get out.
She thinks she's going to get out, but she's clearly insane. So
the fact that she thinks she's gettingout, she's getting her first trial in
November. Let me guess what you'renot going to be doing, Uber driver
daycare watcher. Is it too soonfor jokes? Yes, it's too soon.
Two kids died. Hey, what'sgoing on in your neighborhood we should

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