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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Happy Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tomorrow is another day of winning. Man. We've got some
good stuff up for grabs. Tickets for a Field and
Stream Music Festival be here in a couple of weeks,
first weekend in October.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, and I certainly do appreciate. iHeart getting behind our
hot new game.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What you're talking about, what you tell about, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And so we're The plan is every weekday morning, six
thirty five, we're going to play what you're talking about.
Sometimes we'll have something, you know, maybe not so good,
like Jonathan and Kelly Penn or something is the price.
But to help launch it, they've given us these tickets
for the Field and Stream Music Festival to launch our contest.
So every morning at six thirty five this week, that's
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what you're going to be playing for and to kind
of help launch the game, I'm posting the answers to
what you're talking about on the Morning Rest blog. So
should I read it to them now or make them
go click it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, let's make it easy, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So when we play what you're talking about the concept
of the game is really driven by Jonathan Rush because
Jonathan for ever has been obsessed with words, the meaning
of words, and I think it's fun to learn new words.
So I think we can all play this game, whether
or not we're going to actually call in and try
(01:20):
to win. So for tomorrow. Now, this is a tough
one to even pronounce. I had to listen to it
on the internet. It's pronounced at aximis aximus, which almost
sounds like some sort of like Roman fighter.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Does so like a gladiator axomus.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So do you know the definition of I like this
definition pretending to be disinterested in something that you're actually
very interested in. You're feigning disinterest like your wife is
telling you about something her. Okay, whatever, if you want
to tell me about it, great, but deep down and
sidetrack what.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Interesting? I like it?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So you got the aximis going on?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I guess do you always say what? Use it three times?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's right, use it three times, tod I make it
part of your vocabulary. The word I used a couple
of days ago was blinky. Blinky.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
This is binky. This is binky? Would be like what,
So you're like, is it like I'm blinky? Like I
blink a lot and I'm acting blinky.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, it's when your suspicious milk is going bad. It
tastes a little blinky. I didn't even know that was
a word, so I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So blinky is the definition of the milk itself going bad.
So it's not my reaction milk going bad. The milk,
in fact, blink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Milk is blinky.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It'll make your blink.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's blinky. Now. I was attracted to that word because
in my house, I am the milk taster. Sally does
it like just the used to plain milk. So if
she's going to cook something and it's right at the
date or getting close to the date of expiration, she'll
pour some of the glass and say, drink this.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can tell you that the other day, I don't
know how long ago it was. Now, we had a
thing of My wife doesn't buy the regular milk. She
buys the I'm trying to remember the name of it. It
comes in a red carton Almond milk. No, it's not
almond milk. I think it's like an enhanced milk or something.
It's supposed to be better for you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, I don't I know this milk you're speaking of.
You've seen it because because Mary Kate uses it for
little Sarah, and.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I was shocked because like the expiration date.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was like forever away.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, it was still like two or three weeks from
the time I from the time now it had been used.
It was not like we were just opening it. So
it was probably three quarters gone. And Okay, in all
full disclosure, nobody was home, right, Angela had made some brownies.
I ate a brownie and I said some milk would
(04:04):
go good with that, and I just took the cart
and nobody's home. I just pop it open and I
start to drink it, and I'm when I tell you,
I legit felt something solid in my mouth and then
I could smell after I was in my mouth, I
could smell the container. It was just rancy. I'm like, story,
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we've destroyed the brownie aftertaste that I was trying to
enhance with the milk. This whole, this whole experience has
been ruined. I can't even have another brownie because there's
no milk to wash it down with. I'm like, and
I'm looking at the thing going it's like two weeks away,
Like how could this have happened? And I guess part
of it is my own fault because I didn't pour
it no glass. If I had pour it in a glass,
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I would have seen it was coming out and kilk. Yeah,
you don't pay a premium for chunky milk. Nobody wants
chunky milk is blinky.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Thank you, Jonas, serves your right for drinking it right
out of the garden.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So I'm saying, that's what I had that was passed blinky.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It going to chunky.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So Tomorrow's word is aximisimus aximus. And again it's your
feigning disinterest, like you're acting like you're not interested in
whatever we're talking about, but deep down you really are interested.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's like overhearing a conversation between your wife with another woman.
They're talking about something that you're acting like you're not
even interested in. You're like, women, what are they saying?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean, you know what, sometimes maybe guys do this
when they're feigning disinterest in some sort of Real Housewives
type of story, but in reality they actually do watch
the Real Housewives, or they're interested in in this gossip story,
or you know, I'm trying to figure out when women
would have aximus. What would they be feigning disinterested in,
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but they're really interested in something that you could possibly.
It doesn't seem like we would have any subject matters
that women would be interested in.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Here's one when Sally will ask a question, a history question.
If John is nearby, okay, and she'll say, well what
about SA, say you know something, I can take a
shot at it. I'll be pretty close. But John's here,
you'll know for sure ask him? Okay. So then I
don't even act like I mentioned. I don't even I
don't even like lynden ear. Oh but you really, I'm
(06:27):
really list yeah, with the actions I dodged a bullet,
they're looking stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well and tomorrow if you give us that definition. Six
thirty five I think is so when we're gonna play
field and stream music festival tickets, what a weekend October
fourth through the sixth, Landy Wilson, Bailey Zimmerman, Eric Church,
Leonard skinner Man, Riley Greens is the top? I mean
this is And it's not even just all the musical acts,
like you've been raving about what's going out in Winnsboro,
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all the things they have there.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, it's gonna be hunting and fishing and loving every day.
It's like a Louke Brian weekend you got ATVs and
fly fishing, and I think there's gonna be like sporting plays,
demonstrations and stuff going on. It's gonna be huge, all right.
So all that's happening all week in Long and Winsborough.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And then of course another contest. We got the Scotty
McCreery I guess tomorrow again nine tennish And that's just
a simple call in and win type of deal and
four packs if tickets for Scotty when he comes here
to Segra Park. And on top of it, there's a
grand prize where because Scotty was such a profound baseball player,
loves baseball, Yeah, and he actually made it what his
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college team. We're going to take batting practice with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Bring your glove, he can autograph it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You and I will be there taking batting practice. And
somebody who wins the four pack of tickets and the
grand prize, they will take batting practice with us if
they want. You can just come and watch. I guess
if you're I might just watch because I'm actually afraid
I'm going to make a fool out of myself.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You got to take a swing, come on, that might
expects us to at the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't. I can't even legit in my mind. I'm
not even trying to exaggerate. I can't even remember the
last time I tried to hit a ball.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, but they're throwing batting practice. It's going to come
into like seventy eight miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I understand that. What I'm saying is I don't know
that I could hit a ball if I just threw
it up in the air, like when you're a little kid.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And you swimch Sure you could. I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I it's it's probably been I mean, I I the
last time I remember playing softball was nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's like, so you take the first two cuts and
you miss, you whiff, It's okay, Yes, it's batting practice.
We're going to throw you another one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Maybe I'll just practice laying down bunts.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
David asked me if I was going to go to
the cage before we did this. I'm like, no, no,
I'm not going to go to you want to be raw, Yeah,
I'm not going to go to the cage to take
batting practice. So I can take batting practice.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, I mean, it's kind of like when people cleaned
their house before the maid comes to clean the house. Yeah,
I mean, you gotta. You can't be too bad.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I was laughing the other day after he said, I
was remembering, remember we used to do the home run
derby with the Forest Acres Classic, and Teddy Hefner was
out in the first baseline dugout, okay, and Andy Hallett.
The first pitch he throws in is coming in at
like like eighty eight miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh, he's not really backing off that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Now he's not backing off. Well, I'm zoned in on
the ball. It's just I'm way late because I was
waiting like seventy eight maybe seventy five mile an hour batting.
This thing's coming, and I came with him like a
half inch hitting heady square, hitting Teddy square on the
head with a foul.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ball, late late swing, hit a line drive.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right into the dugout. It's like a pinball machine in there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yeah. Once he gets into the dugout, now it's
going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Teddy's like watch it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm like, okay, hey, brother, tell Andy to back it off.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
The heat off of it a little bit killed Teddy over.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He throw it in at sixty Heather Locklear didn't she
was Hither Locklear the original wife of Tommy Lee. I
think she was. I believe she was the guy from
Motley Crue. And then she was with Richie Sambora. So
she's really a rock and roll She likes the bad boys.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Of her loves them.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Apparently she was at some sort of one of those
conventions that they have for like movies and things of
that nature. She was at something in Florida over the
weekend on a panel, and somehow a story came up
that back in the nineteen eighties, she went out on
one date with Tom Cruise, and she said, she describes
(10:39):
him as a very nice person. He said, yes, ma'am,
and she says, then, obviously he's very cute.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Mid midwestern suburbanite.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I mean, he's still kind of good looking. So I imagine,
you know, those of you who haven't seen like those
nineteen eighties movies of Tom Cruise, he was the thing.
Oh yeah, all the ladies love Tom Cruise. So she
goes out on this date with him, and she said
the reason there was never a second date is because
when he started dancing, she said, his moves actually turned
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her off.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I could relate to this, can you Oh gosh, yes
I could. I could never dance.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So I mean, but I think this was after risky
business where he became famous for dancing in his underwear.
And she said, yeah, all of that, no, sir, shut
it down. And then again she's likes a different kind
of man. I can't imagine her and Tom Cruise would
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have ever clicked. But she said, what did it in?
And there was no shot at a second date? Was
seeing him dance? So what was it about somebody that
you went on a date with where everything was fine
except what one thing just shut it down? There's no
possible ability of a second date because of that. It
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might not be something that like I went on. Now,
I did go out with this girl for like three
or four months, and I hate to be so shallow,
but it bothered me the whole time I dated her.
And again, I was twenty years old or something. I
was very young. But she had something wrong with her voice,
like something had happened when she was like a child, right,
(12:27):
And so I don't want to say it was as
pronounced as Robert Kennedy Junior, but it was something like that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, where like oh my gosh, yeah, and I was
very pretty, great personality, had a lot of similar interests,
but that voice.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It was like when she would call, I'd be.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Like, oh, oh, do I gotta talk. See I wouldn't
have governed the date with her to begin with.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
She was You know what, though, I think this was
I was a very insecure person as a young person,
As a young guy, I was very insecure. I couldn't
talk to girls, didn't know how to talk to girls.
Couldn't imagine any girl wanting to go out on a
date with me. I mean, like I've seen myself in
the shower. I wouldn't go out with me. But so
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she was, like I said, a very pretty girl. I mean,
on a scale of one to ten, if I'm trying
to be honest about it, she's just physically like an
eight and a half, maybe a nine. And so she was,
in my opinion, way beyond my I could have never
aspired to that level in my opinion of myself at
that time, and so for her to show interest in
me was kind of like, Okay, I can avert that,
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I can overlook that thing. And it turned out I
really couldn't. And that's very shallow on my part. That's
you know what, that's a flaw in me, not in her.
And I recognized that something like dancing. I don't know
if that it's a flaw. Maybe that's more along the
lines of you just don't gel with that style.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think I told you this before. The first one
that comes to mind is I think I was like
twenty and I went to a concert by myself with
the intention of I'm going to meet somebody there and
then that's going to be the rest of the evening
after the concert. And we're in the car and I'm
going way past the speed limit.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Is this a porscha?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah? Okay, yes? And she said something about smoking a
joint and I wasn't in the drugs and she pulls
out a bag of marijuana and I'm like, what do
we got over here? Because now she's got a person
in her lap, and now she's pulling out bags of peals. Well,
I look down at the speedometer and I'm like, whoa
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wait a minute here, hold on. Before I even knew
the term riding dirty, I was riding dirty. And I'm like, look,
I can deal with a speeding ticket, but I'm not
going to go to jail. You get enough drugs here.
I think it was after a Skinner show.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get enough drugs here for the entire band?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What the hell are we doing? What do I know?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm only fifteen.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What are we doing? What we got over here? I'm
riding here in a pharmacist wing mock two of my
hair on fire.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So there was no second date.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Now, no, no, no, I am not dating a girl
that's going to send me to jail.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know, do people. I haven't set up a
out of office email reply in several probably since before COVID.
That's the last time I activated my not in the
office thing. But they were talking about this as a
new trend amongst workers in the country where they've gone
(15:51):
from being very polite to apparently a little more terse okay,
and like so I'm like read some of them that
they're posting in this news story. Greetings, I'm in the desert.
I'll be out until April eighteenth. If this is urgent,
I suggest you take a deep breath, because few things
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really are.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, that was the auto reply vacation email. Yeah, modification,
that's what they're And so as this one person who
is apparently a psychologist says this is a reminder for
us to all focus and what's truly important.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, this is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah. I guess some employers are trying to change that
because their clients get these emails and they are like,
you got some rude jerk over there.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anytime I do business with you, it's a priority. Don't
tell me to take a deep breath. Wait till you
drag your butt back from the desert.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Now here's one guy. Is this the CEO Barry Ryholt,
sixty two year old chairman Ry Holt's Wealth Management. On
his automated reply, I am out of the office having
way more fun than communicating with you, and I will
likely forget to email you back, So let's just act
(17:13):
like this didn't happen. Wow, that's his automated response. Is
that a trend that you're seeing, johonnath Than, I don't
even I don't email enough to get automated email responses.
I don't think most of.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
The ones I still see are very very informative. I'm
out of the office until the eighteenth. If you have
an urgent need, please contact Kelly Nash. Here's his number.
If you can wait till I get back then we'll chat.
Then I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think
I've ever set a vacation auto reply or.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You never did it. I've never done it, you know, Beck,
When the company here was structured differently, That's why I
felt like I had to because I had other responsibilities
other than on air, and I guess technically I still do,
but I just care less. So now I and I
don't know that anybody else knows that I'm supposed to
be responsible for other things, so it's probably anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We always reply to emails, even if we're on vacation.
I just reply back and go, hey, I'm out of
the office until Monday. But YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I try not to check my emails, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Believe people will actually type that out and let that
go out to anybody who emails you. You don't know
who's gonna email you.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's what if the CEO of
the company. What if? What if my little funny, snarky
email goes back to Bob and Rich Exactly? Bob and
Rich are the two heads of iHeart.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You think Bob were Richly gonna find that cute look
look at a little funny man Kelly over here.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And you paid me to be funny, Bob. He was
just being funny. Well, we got those stories and more right,
it sounds like sixty minutes, those stories and more tonight
on sixty minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, so we're gonna have all that coming down.
You tell me what's going on. You have to get
past a cyclone, which Kelly and I just learned today. Yeah,
I a cyclone. I'd never heard of South Carolina suffering
from a cyclone, and then I thought I had when
I read, but it depended on where it originated. Thought, oh,
the storm itself originated south of the equator, which would
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have made of the cyclone, which is not true either.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Apparently, a cyclone is the phrase that they use on
what we would call hurricanes on they come out of
the Pacific.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Ocean and then they'd become a typhoon.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They can also be called a typhoon, but they say
traditionally the people out there just call them cyclones, and
it doesn't matter what the wind speed is. Apparently here
on the East Coast, the phrase cyclone, if it's a
if it's a cyclone, it has to be I think
under thirty nine miles per hour, that's right. If it
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exceeds thirty nine miles per hour, then it becomes a
tropical storm.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And then if it goes up to like seventy miles
an hour or something like that, then it becomes a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I did not realize that was the technical definition.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So, but like to your point, I think we're both
in agreement. I've never heard the phrase cyclone used on
a storm coming. They would call it usually like a
tropical storm or a tropical depression. Yes, but I guess
they just wanted to throw the word out cyclone to
scare us.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It did scare me.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't want to go through a cyclone.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Is a hurricane? Yeah? F one? What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Right? So anyway, what's going on in your neighborhood? Well,
let us know when you reach out to us on
social media. You can also email us, unless Kelly's on vacation. Yeah,
then you get my true what the hell you doing
emailing me? You're too stupid to know that'd be a
great one. Hey, let us know when you reach out
to us. Rush at ninety seven five wc US dot com.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
And I'm Nash at ninety seven five to b s
us dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And then we start talking. You start talking. What you
talk about. We're talking about giving away tickets for Field
and Stream Music Festival early and then tickets for Scotty
mc creery with your chance to go to take a
little batting practice. We'll convince Kelly he can get up
here and get in the box. Ninety seven eight nine
two six seven. It's eight O three ninety seven eight
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Hello, Kelly Nash.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Happy Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Tomorrow is another day of winning. Man. We've got some
good stuff up for grabs. Tickets for a Field and
Stream Music Festival be here in a couple of weeks,
first weekend in October.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, and I certainly do appreciate. iHeart getting behind our
hot new game.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What you're talking about, what you tell about, Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And so we're The plan is every weekday morning, six
thirty five, we're going to play what you're talking about.
Sometimes we'll have something, you know, maybe not so good,
like Jonathan and Kelly Penn or something is the price.
But to help launch it, they've given us these tickets
for the Field and Stream Music Festival to launch our contest.
So every morning at six thirty five this week, that's
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what you're going to be playing for and to kind
of help launch the game, I'm posting the answers to
what you're talking about on the Morning Rest blog. So
should I read it to them now or make them
go click it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, let's make it easy, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So when we play what you're talking about the concept
of the game is really driven by Jonathan Rush because
Jonathan for ever has been obsessed with words, the meaning
of words, and I think it's fun to learn new words.
So I think we can all play this game, whether
or not we're going to actually call in and try
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to win. So for tomorrow. Now, this is a tough
one to even pronounce. I had to listen to it
on the internet. It's pronounced at aximis aximus, which almost
sounds like some sort of like Roman fighter.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Does so like a gladiator axomus.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So do you know the definition of I like this
definition pretending to be disinterested in something that you're actually
very interested in. You're feigning disinterest like your wife is
telling you about something her. Okay, whatever, if you want
to tell me about it, great, but deep down and
sidetrack what.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Interesting? I like it?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So you got the aximis going on?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I guess do you always say what? Use it three times?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's right, use it three times, tod I make it
part of your vocabulary. The word I used a couple
of days ago was blinky. Blinky.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
This is binky. This is binky? Would be like what,
So you're like, is it like I'm blinky? Like I
blink a lot and I'm acting blinky.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, it's when your suspicious milk is going bad. It
tastes a little blinky. I didn't even know that was
a word, so I do it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
So blinky is the definition of the milk itself going bad.
So it's not my reaction milk going bad. The milk,
in fact, blink.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Milk is blinky.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It'll make your blink.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's blinky. Now. I was attracted to that word because
in my house, I am the milk taster. Sally does
it like just the used to plain milk. So if
she's going to cook something and it's right at the
date or getting close to the date of expiration, she'll
pour some of the glass and say, drink this.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I can tell you that the other day, I don't
know how long ago it was. Now, we had a
thing of My wife doesn't buy the regular milk. She
buys the I'm trying to remember the name of it. It
comes in a red carton Almond milk. No, it's not
almond milk. I think it's like an enhanced milk or something.
It's supposed to be better for you.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, I don't I know this milk you're speaking of.
You've seen it because because Mary Kate uses it for
little Sarah, and.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I was shocked because like the expiration date.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Was like forever away.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, it was still like two or three weeks from
the time I from the time now it had been used.
It was not like we were just opening it. So
it was probably three quarters gone. And Okay, in all
full disclosure, nobody was home, right, Angela had made some brownies.
I ate a brownie and I said some milk would
(04:04):
go good with that, and I just took the cart
and nobody's home. I just pop it open and I
start to drink it, and I'm when I tell you,
I legit felt something solid in my mouth and then
I could smell after I was in my mouth, I
could smell the container. It was just rancy. I'm like, story,
(04:27):
we've destroyed the brownie aftertaste that I was trying to
enhance with the milk. This whole, this whole experience has
been ruined. I can't even have another brownie because there's
no milk to wash it down with. I'm like, and
I'm looking at the thing going it's like two weeks away,
Like how could this have happened? And I guess part
of it is my own fault because I didn't pour
it no glass. If I had pour it in a glass,
(04:48):
I would have seen it was coming out and kilk. Yeah,
you don't pay a premium for chunky milk. Nobody wants
chunky milk is blinky.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Thank you, Jonas, serves your right for drinking it right
out of the garden.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So I'm saying, that's what I had that was passed blinky.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It going to chunky.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So Tomorrow's word is aximisimus aximus. And again it's your
feigning disinterest, like you're acting like you're not interested in
whatever we're talking about, but deep down you really are interested.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's like overhearing a conversation between your wife with another woman.
They're talking about something that you're acting like you're not
even interested in. You're like, women, what are they saying?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean, you know what, sometimes maybe guys do this
when they're feigning disinterest in some sort of Real Housewives
type of story, but in reality they actually do watch
the Real Housewives, or they're interested in in this gossip story,
or you know, I'm trying to figure out when women
would have aximus. What would they be feigning disinterested in,
(05:55):
but they're really interested in something that you could possibly.
It doesn't seem like we would have any subject matters
that women would be interested in.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Here's one when Sally will ask a question, a history question.
If John is nearby, okay, and she'll say, well what
about SA, say you know something, I can take a
shot at it. I'll be pretty close. But John's here,
you'll know for sure ask him? Okay. So then I
don't even act like I mentioned. I don't even I
don't even like lynden ear. Oh but you really, I'm
(06:27):
really list yeah, with the actions I dodged a bullet,
they're looking stupid.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well and tomorrow if you give us that definition. Six
thirty five I think is so when we're gonna play
field and stream music festival tickets, what a weekend October
fourth through the sixth, Landy Wilson, Bailey Zimmerman, Eric Church,
Leonard skinner Man, Riley Greens is the top? I mean
this is And it's not even just all the musical acts,
like you've been raving about what's going out in Winnsboro,
(06:55):
all the things they have there.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No, it's gonna be hunting and fishing and loving every day.
It's like a Louke Brian weekend you got ATVs and
fly fishing, and I think there's gonna be like sporting plays,
demonstrations and stuff going on. It's gonna be huge, all right.
So all that's happening all week in Long and Winsborough.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And then of course another contest. We got the Scotty
McCreery I guess tomorrow again nine tennish And that's just
a simple call in and win type of deal and
four packs if tickets for Scotty when he comes here
to Segra Park. And on top of it, there's a
grand prize where because Scotty was such a profound baseball player,
loves baseball, Yeah, and he actually made it what his
(07:37):
college team. We're going to take batting practice with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Bring your glove, he can autograph it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You and I will be there taking batting practice. And
somebody who wins the four pack of tickets and the
grand prize, they will take batting practice with us if
they want. You can just come and watch. I guess
if you're I might just watch because I'm actually afraid
I'm going to make a fool out of myself.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You got to take a swing, come on, that might
expects us to at the ball.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't. I can't even legit in my mind. I'm
not even trying to exaggerate. I can't even remember the
last time I tried to hit a ball.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, but they're throwing batting practice. It's going to come
into like seventy eight miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I understand that. What I'm saying is I don't know
that I could hit a ball if I just threw
it up in the air, like when you're a little kid.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And you swimch Sure you could. I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I it's it's probably been I mean, I I the
last time I remember playing softball was nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's like, so you take the first two cuts and
you miss, you whiff, It's okay, Yes, it's batting practice.
We're going to throw you another one.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Maybe I'll just practice laying down bunts.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
David asked me if I was going to go to
the cage before we did this. I'm like, no, no,
I'm not going to go to you want to be raw, Yeah,
I'm not going to go to the cage to take
batting practice. So I can take batting practice.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, I mean, it's kind of like when people cleaned
their house before the maid comes to clean the house. Yeah,
I mean, you gotta. You can't be too bad.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I was laughing the other day after he said, I
was remembering, remember we used to do the home run
derby with the Forest Acres Classic, and Teddy Hefner was
out in the first baseline dugout, okay, and Andy Hallett.
The first pitch he throws in is coming in at
like like eighty eight miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh, he's not really backing off that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Now he's not backing off. Well, I'm zoned in on
the ball. It's just I'm way late because I was
waiting like seventy eight maybe seventy five mile an hour batting.
This thing's coming, and I came with him like a
half inch hitting heady square, hitting Teddy square on the
head with a foul.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ball, late late swing, hit a line drive.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right into the dugout. It's like a pinball machine in there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yeah. Once he gets into the dugout, now it's
going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Teddy's like watch it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm like, okay, hey, brother, tell Andy to back it off.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
The heat off of it a little bit killed Teddy over.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He throw it in at sixty Heather Locklear didn't she
was Hither Locklear the original wife of Tommy Lee. I
think she was. I believe she was the guy from
Motley Crue. And then she was with Richie Sambora. So
she's really a rock and roll She likes the bad boys.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Of her loves them.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Apparently she was at some sort of one of those
conventions that they have for like movies and things of
that nature. She was at something in Florida over the
weekend on a panel, and somehow a story came up
that back in the nineteen eighties, she went out on
one date with Tom Cruise, and she said, she describes
(10:39):
him as a very nice person. He said, yes, ma'am,
and she says, then, obviously he's very cute.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Mid midwestern suburbanite.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I mean, he's still kind of good looking. So I imagine,
you know, those of you who haven't seen like those
nineteen eighties movies of Tom Cruise, he was the thing.
Oh yeah, all the ladies love Tom Cruise. So she
goes out on this date with him, and she said
the reason there was never a second date is because
when he started dancing, she said, his moves actually turned
(11:15):
her off.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I could relate to this, can you Oh gosh, yes
I could. I could never dance.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So I mean, but I think this was after risky
business where he became famous for dancing in his underwear.
And she said, yeah, all of that, no, sir, shut
it down. And then again she's likes a different kind
of man. I can't imagine her and Tom Cruise would
(11:43):
have ever clicked. But she said, what did it in?
And there was no shot at a second date? Was
seeing him dance? So what was it about somebody that
you went on a date with where everything was fine
except what one thing just shut it down? There's no
possible ability of a second date because of that. It
(12:04):
might not be something that like I went on. Now,
I did go out with this girl for like three
or four months, and I hate to be so shallow,
but it bothered me the whole time I dated her.
And again, I was twenty years old or something. I
was very young. But she had something wrong with her voice,
like something had happened when she was like a child, right,
(12:27):
And so I don't want to say it was as
pronounced as Robert Kennedy Junior, but it was something like that.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, where like oh my gosh, yeah, and I was
very pretty, great personality, had a lot of similar interests,
but that voice.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
It was like when she would call, I'd be.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Like, oh, oh, do I gotta talk. See I wouldn't
have governed the date with her to begin with.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
She was You know what, though, I think this was
I was a very insecure person as a young person,
As a young guy, I was very insecure. I couldn't
talk to girls, didn't know how to talk to girls.
Couldn't imagine any girl wanting to go out on a
date with me. I mean, like I've seen myself in
the shower. I wouldn't go out with me. But so
(13:17):
she was, like I said, a very pretty girl. I mean,
on a scale of one to ten, if I'm trying
to be honest about it, she's just physically like an
eight and a half, maybe a nine. And so she was,
in my opinion, way beyond my I could have never
aspired to that level in my opinion of myself at
that time, and so for her to show interest in
me was kind of like, Okay, I can avert that,
(13:42):
I can overlook that thing. And it turned out I
really couldn't. And that's very shallow on my part. That's
you know what, that's a flaw in me, not in her.
And I recognized that something like dancing. I don't know
if that it's a flaw. Maybe that's more along the
lines of you just don't gel with that style.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I think I told you this before. The first one
that comes to mind is I think I was like
twenty and I went to a concert by myself with
the intention of I'm going to meet somebody there and
then that's going to be the rest of the evening
after the concert. And we're in the car and I'm
going way past the speed limit.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Is this a porscha?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah? Okay, yes? And she said something about smoking a
joint and I wasn't in the drugs and she pulls
out a bag of marijuana and I'm like, what do
we got over here? Because now she's got a person
in her lap, and now she's pulling out bags of peals. Well,
I look down at the speedometer and I'm like, whoa
(14:51):
wait a minute here, hold on. Before I even knew
the term riding dirty, I was riding dirty. And I'm like, look,
I can deal with a speeding ticket, but I'm not
going to go to jail. You get enough drugs here.
I think it was after a Skinner show.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You get enough drugs here for the entire band?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What the hell are we doing? What do I know?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm only fifteen.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What are we doing? What we got over here? I'm
riding here in a pharmacist wing mock two of my
hair on fire.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So there was no second date.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Now, no, no, no, I am not dating a girl
that's going to send me to jail.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know, do people. I haven't set up a
out of office email reply in several probably since before COVID.
That's the last time I activated my not in the
office thing. But they were talking about this as a
new trend amongst workers in the country where they've gone
(15:51):
from being very polite to apparently a little more terse okay,
and like so I'm like read some of them that
they're posting in this news story. Greetings, I'm in the desert.
I'll be out until April eighteenth. If this is urgent,
I suggest you take a deep breath, because few things
(16:12):
really are.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
What.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, that was the auto reply vacation email. Yeah, modification,
that's what they're And so as this one person who
is apparently a psychologist says this is a reminder for
us to all focus and what's truly important.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh, this is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah. I guess some employers are trying to change that
because their clients get these emails and they are like,
you got some rude jerk over there.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anytime I do business with you, it's a priority. Don't
tell me to take a deep breath. Wait till you
drag your butt back from the desert.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Now here's one guy. Is this the CEO Barry Ryholt,
sixty two year old chairman Ry Holt's Wealth Management. On
his automated reply, I am out of the office having
way more fun than communicating with you, and I will
likely forget to email you back, So let's just act
(17:13):
like this didn't happen. Wow, that's his automated response. Is
that a trend that you're seeing, johonnath Than, I don't
even I don't email enough to get automated email responses.
I don't think most of.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
The ones I still see are very very informative. I'm
out of the office until the eighteenth. If you have
an urgent need, please contact Kelly Nash. Here's his number.
If you can wait till I get back then we'll chat.
Then I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think
I've ever set a vacation auto reply or.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You never did it. I've never done it, you know, Beck,
When the company here was structured differently, That's why I
felt like I had to because I had other responsibilities
other than on air, and I guess technically I still do,
but I just care less. So now I and I
don't know that anybody else knows that I'm supposed to
be responsible for other things, so it's probably anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We always reply to emails, even if we're on vacation.
I just reply back and go, hey, I'm out of
the office until Monday. But YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I try not to check my emails, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Believe people will actually type that out and let that
go out to anybody who emails you. You don't know
who's gonna email you.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's what if the CEO of
the company. What if? What if my little funny, snarky
email goes back to Bob and Rich Exactly? Bob and
Rich are the two heads of iHeart.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You think Bob were Richly gonna find that cute look
look at a little funny man Kelly over here.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And you paid me to be funny, Bob. He was
just being funny. Well, we got those stories and more right,
it sounds like sixty minutes, those stories and more tonight
on sixty minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, so we're gonna have all that coming down.
You tell me what's going on. You have to get
past a cyclone, which Kelly and I just learned today. Yeah,
I a cyclone. I'd never heard of South Carolina suffering
from a cyclone, and then I thought I had when
I read, but it depended on where it originated. Thought, oh,
the storm itself originated south of the equator, which would
(19:17):
have made of the cyclone, which is not true either.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Apparently, a cyclone is the phrase that they use on
what we would call hurricanes on they come out of
the Pacific.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Ocean and then they'd become a typhoon.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
They can also be called a typhoon, but they say
traditionally the people out there just call them cyclones, and
it doesn't matter what the wind speed is. Apparently here
on the East Coast, the phrase cyclone, if it's a
if it's a cyclone, it has to be I think
under thirty nine miles per hour, that's right. If it
(19:51):
exceeds thirty nine miles per hour, then it becomes a
tropical storm.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
And then if it goes up to like seventy miles
an hour or something like that, then it becomes a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I did not realize that was the technical definition.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
So, but like to your point, I think we're both
in agreement. I've never heard the phrase cyclone used on
a storm coming. They would call it usually like a
tropical storm or a tropical depression. Yes, but I guess
they just wanted to throw the word out cyclone to
scare us.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It did scare me.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't want to go through a cyclone.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Is a hurricane? Yeah? F one? What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Right? So anyway, what's going on in your neighborhood? Well,
let us know when you reach out to us on
social media. You can also email us, unless Kelly's on vacation. Yeah,
then you get my true what the hell you doing
emailing me? You're too stupid to know that'd be a
great one. Hey, let us know when you reach out
to us. Rush at ninety seven five wc US dot com.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
And I'm Nash at ninety seven five to b s
us dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
And then we start talking. You start talking. What you
talk about. We're talking about giving away tickets for Field
and Stream Music Festival early and then tickets for Scotty
mc creery with your chance to go to take a
little batting practice. We'll convince Kelly he can get up
here and get in the box. Ninety seven eight nine
two six seven. It's eight O three ninety seven eight
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