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September 17, 2024 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nasho. It's tomorrow's show, Today, Tomorrow's Wednesday, this week,
this week is zipping.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right along here.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm gonna be ready for the Rodeo Championship Friday night
in Canada, the Outlaw Rodeo Championship.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Rodeo is coming. Brother.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
They call the dang thing a rodio they do.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
We got ball riding and barrel racing and all kind
of stuff. I can't wait to be there. I got
to go get my hat to them. I'm i gotta
get my straw cowboy hat. I want to get a
new one for this event Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That'll be my first night under the lights at Williams.
Bryce excited about that. Okay, I see the red lights
as they put the glow on the football.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It will be a big night with all the families
coming in for this one. We're supposed to do the
family tailgating spectacular. Sally's already talking about the menu selection.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hopefully we won't be sweating this game like we did
Old Dominion and obviously you sweated it to no avail
against OSU.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Although Game Cup fans, we will play up or play
down to make sure the fans get the most for
their entertainment dollar for sporting events, Well.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
The most would be if you blow them out like
you're thirty and a half like, then we can just
coast on in.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
That would be nice, all right. So we got a
big weekend coming up. Let's talk about some of this
stuffing talking about tomorrow. No, we gotta what you talk about, Kelly,
the opportunity for you to win a four pack of tickets.
Excuse me, We're gonna do a pair of tickets for
the Fielder Stry Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Take the answers already posted at ninety seven to five
w cs dot com if you'd like to get the
answer to our question what you're talking about? You know,
and it's interesting because Jonathan, you studied words for many years,
and that's really the genesis of this whole contest, is
your love of the meaning of words. And so I
wonder I will ask you, and I have not checked

(01:38):
the pronunciation, so I may be off on this one.
I believe it's pronounced acnestis acnestis, although it's spelled ac
n e S t I S.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That is a that's an that's a that's an untruth.
That's an untrue fact presented as truth.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Great guess it's actually the area between your shoulder blades
that's almost impossible to scratch, and it's true of any
all mammals. All mammals have an acnestis, the area that's
tough to and they.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Everybody knows exactly what you're talking about. I can point,
I can kind of point to it.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
That is the inch itchiest part of my body. For
whatever reason, there's like a three maybe a one inch
area in the center of my back. It just it
feels like it must just be the driest place on earth.
But according to this all it's all mammals have an acnestis,
and they it says, many mammals have developed new behaviors

(02:49):
to reach their acnestis, like rubbing against branches or poles,
or even rolling on the ground trying to scratch that
area of the acnestis. So the answer the area between
your shoulder blades, it's almost impossible to scratch. And if
you provide us that answer. It's six thirty five ish,
Because we do have some people this morning that were
a little upset. We went a little early. I think

(03:11):
we went at six thirty this morning. We put at
six thirty five in all times are or approximate, right,
we can't guarantee you the second we're gonna do. That's
why you should listen all morning.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
And how do you spell this word again?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Because they see n E. S. Tis just passed there
the area you can't point to because it's just conjury.
You can come up and you can come down. Now
you see those people like like, I'm going to the
circa sleat in a couple of weeks, right or when
it made it's a couple of months. I don't know.
It's a couple of weeks. I think from now and

(03:42):
circa silet will be coming the town. And those people, heck,
they can put their hand behind their back and satch
their ear.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Fascinating.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I don't know how they get that.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Limber I was involved with the production of the Columbia
City Ballet and being backstage at the Bath Ballet. Literally
there needs to be a documentary on that. These girls
can fold themselves up like a television TV troy.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, you see them do it on television commercials or whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It should be that most I guess it is most
mammals have a difficulty reaching that area called the acnestis.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And for a guy, it's one of those it's one
of those things where you see these girls photo themselves
up like that, okay, and your eyes are drawn to
certain areas of a female's body. I wouldn't know what
you need, being painfully heterosexual.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know this.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Never understood why it was painful.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, and you know, a ballerina can stand there and
take her right leg and put it straight up in
the air. And in the one of the productions for this.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was playing, I forgot who I was a king.
I was in a throne and one of the girls
comes up and she throws that right leg straight up
in the air. So now she's got her that side of.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Her body facing me, and I bust it out laughing
during the performance, and William Sterry got so mad.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
At me because I busted out laughing.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
But this girl had not tucked down one of the
wings on her tampon.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh hey, I can see that wings.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Just busted out laughing, like you know.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
One of my favorite videos that went IROL maybe two
years ago, no, maybe even longer. I guess it was
during the height of the pandemic. So twenty twenty one,
twenty twenty something like that was a young lady who's
obviously in a ballet or something, and she's very tall.
She was like, she appeared to be I'm guessing five
foot nine, ten eleven, and she was like, how do

(05:41):
you shut your door when you have your hands full
or something like that. And so I think she was
holding her baby in one hand and she had something
in her right hand, and the door to the back
of her suv and she had like a pretty tall
suv like a Lexus or something, is wide open, and
so she stands on her like left foot, takes her

(06:03):
right foot and goes all the way up yes, and
hits that button and yeah, and then it just closes.
And so the reason I liked that was because all
these people started posting response videos, and so they would
show the video like the first half of that and
then like, now me trying it. It's like a short,
fat kind of woman and she's like she can't get

(06:24):
her foot up on the on the bumper. She's like
trying to figure out to get her foot up there.
They're fascinating, Oh, it's great.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
They're the only people that can actually scratch.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Their acnest us with their foot with their foot. Yeah,
they can do it anyway you want them.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
The act next us.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's the answer, not the not The word I was
introduced to, uh guess is about a year ago. Now
it's in more than a couple of these medical ads,
you know, when they're talking about this pharmaceutical product we
should all be taking for whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
But it's all depressed or whatever.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, a lot of these things produce irritation. And then
the perineum.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
The perineum, now is that is that the area between.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
The I had to look it up as of your body. Yes,
it's right between your atus and your scroutle.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Used to be called the taint. That's what it was
called in eighth grade.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
If you take this medication, you might have dryness there.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
It tain't this and it ain't that. But the real
name is the perineum, which it sounds like a kind
of a flower.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
These are the words we have to use three times
today in your regular conversations.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Make it part of your vocabulary. That's what we do
here in the morning Rush.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's educational and it's rewarding because you can win a tickets,
pair of tickets for the Field Stream Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I don't know if all mammals love hamburgers and cheeseburgers
and stuff, but I know humans do. Human beings love cheeseburgers.
And tomorrow is National Cheeseburger Day. I think we're going
to put a bunch of deals on the Morning Rush
blog for local restaurants, most of them are fast food
oriented that are having cheeseburgers.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Starting to get a cheese burger yesterday, I thought, nope,
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
To save it, yeah, for National Cheeseburger Day. But plush
Care analyzed the nutritional info on dozens of burgers from
different burger restaurants, and not just burgers. Also we'll get
into the chicken as well. And again they're looking for
the most unhealthy, which is sad because five guys, one
of my favorites, is the unhealthiest fast food cheeseburger, and

(08:23):
it's not even close. Five guys is apparently horrific for us.
It's like amazing that we survive a meal. There By
the way, when they look at French fries, five Guys
with the least healthy French fries in America as well.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, I believe.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Popeyes came in number one for the unhealthiest chicken sandwich.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
When they dumped the five guys fries in the bag.
The bag literally is covered in grease, is sopping in
grease by the time you make it to your table.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
And they're not only the unhealthiest fries, they're also probably
the largest portion of fries probably, yeah, because like one
order of fries should feed two and maybe two and
a half. Yes, but we each get a big bag.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
And so if Donald's now makes that fry basket, well.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And that's and that's the shocking answer out of this
whole thing. The healthiest food in America seems to all
come from McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I am totally shocked.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
So the McDonald the McChicken at McDonald's is listed as
the healthiest chicken sandwich. Really, yeah, the and that's, by
the way, uh twice as healthy as the Burger King
and KFC chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You would have thought Chick fil A would have won that.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
But none of those even make the top five most unhealthy.
I mentioned Popeyes is the least healthy, Zaxby's Smash, Burger
bo Jangles. Those are the other ones that are in
there for the least healthy chicken sandwiches. Culver's butter burger
is tied with McDonald's Cheeseburger for the healthiest cheeseburgers out there.

(09:58):
I've never had a butter I like going to Culver's.
I don't love it. My wife loves it.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
All those years I lived off the number the number
four extra value mail to cheeseburgers fries at McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
If we're at like rock Hill, my wife was like,
I gotta go to Culver's. Or if we're near Greenville,
gotta go to Culver's. She loves it. The other one
that she likes is what's the one that we don't
have here? Like a Checkers? Maybe if we're down near Augusta,
North Augusta, gotta go to Checkers. Then what's the other one?

(10:33):
It's like Checkers, And there's like two of them that
look almost identical. They both have like the red around
the outside. And she that went down in North Augusta.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
She loves it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
And then it was so funny because.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
She's talking about the crystals.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Maybe it's crystals, I don't remember, but I remember she
was so hype. She's been hyping me about this place
for like since before we got married. Right, you don't
even know him. So you've been to Crystals, you don't
even know Hamburger. I was like, well, I've been to
Crystals in DC. It's not the same, Gus. You know what,
if you weren't impressed, you don't even know it. So

(11:10):
then we had to go down there, I think for
a funeral or something. We were It wasn't a happy occasion.
I remember being in like a dark suit and she
was like, oh my gosh, there's the we're leaving. She's like,
you know what, I couldn't use it right now to
get me in a good mood. So we go and
the place has they've changed a lot, I'm guessing since
she had lived there, okay, And one of the things

(11:31):
that was the changes was there was nobody working the
fast food. Now it's like it's now it's all robots
or whatever. So it's like, welcome to Crystals. How can
we take your order? And then you'd say it and
then like then they would repeat it back to you.
And it was nothing that I just said, We'll get
two hamburgers, two orders of fries, and two diet cokes.
You wanted a chicken sandwich? No, no, no, So Anyway,

(11:55):
we finally get it, and I'm not exaggerating, it tasted
as if it had been out. It was warm, I'm
sure at some point, but it was not warm in
the recent past. It's like it's like this crappy bag
of goop that we got and we ended up throwing
it away, and I was like, this is what we've
waited on. This was It's so much different than when

(12:19):
I was a little girl.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Part of it is I think that restaurants do change,
and I think in general, sure the food is not
as tasty and ors or healthy as it was back
in the eighties or whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I've been off the Windys change since they since they
changed their bun. Their bum was the best bun ever
when they first opened it for all those years, and
then they changed it up.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I might forget it. I can't handle it anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
But I also believe that it's true that Americans or adults,
their taste buds are different than when you were a child.
So the food, even if it was identical to what
you got in nineteen eighty five, you probably wouldn't like
it as much, and you would like newer things that
you didn't like when you were a child.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
It's also a lot different when you're drunk. Love Crystals.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well, my wife has never had a cocktail.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, okay, Yeah, that doesn't just correct because if you
go to, like if you go to Canal Street in
New Orleans three o'clock in the.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Morning, you're going to be in that line for a
while to get a Crystals burger.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah. I did it. I mean I went to I
mean Crystals is basically like white Castle.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
White Castle, and white Castle is so.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Huge up where I'm from, and that's you know, those
little mini burgers that they're you know, you're throwing down
like a dozen of them.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, tell me what.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
We drive all the way to Augusta to that to
that Crystal and bring back like three suitcases of.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Cheeseburgers, three suitcases.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I forgot what they call them. It's not a suitcase,
it's a case. Oh I was.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
He actually brought a suitcase with it.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
The grocery store with the white Castle. Yeah, get them
in the freezer section.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Well we got those things. And then you mentioned Scotty McCreery.
We're going to do that again. I guess tomorrow nine
to ten. By the way, I just got the the
news here that Thomas Rhett has announced he's going out
on tour and he will be coming to Charleston. Tickets
are going on sale this morning at ten am for

(14:09):
Thomas Rhett. So if you want to go see Thomas
Rhett and he'll be playing in Charleston. What a talented
guy next summer June twenty sixth credit Ie Stadium. The
pre sale begins this morning at ten am. We're recording
this at nine forty nine, so in ten minutes from
now now again general public gets that. Friday, September twenty

(14:31):
at the ten am.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Gotcha, Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about. Were you going to plan to eat
your cheeseburger for a National Cheeseburger Day? That's you got
to pick out the best cheeseburger ever.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And you love cheeseburger. I do love him, and I'm
I can't decide. Now I'm going to Rushes. Is it
going to be a zesto?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
He always was Rushes for years and the talk.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
About him that still makes a good cheeseburger.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I still think that at that point it was more
of like a plea for them to become an endorser.
But I mean, the name is so easy. Jonathan Rye
Russi's double cheeseburger. He loves the double cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, they got mad at me.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
They wanted me to do the endorsement right after I
moved back to Columbia and I turned them down, and
they got angry.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Oh they get you only get one shot. Yeah, you say, no, family,
it off, We're not coming back.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, or at least that's what I heard from the
corporate guys.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But that was a family very angry that you wouldn't
endorse them.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
It's such an easy natural tie in. Now we've got
to try to make existos in a percent Oh well,
that's that's more than a no. I want. I want
five percent of all cheeseburgers.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I didn't ask for that much. You know.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
The best deal I ever made was a percentage deal
years ago. Uh, the Saturday night dance party at Toad's place,
and it was dying.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You get a taste of the gate and it was.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I didn't want.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I said.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
They were basically doing I think two hundred people maybe
a night on Saturday nights at that point, and what
they were asking me to do was go hype my
boss on the idea of changing the time. So we
were doing midnight till two live on the radio, and
we would run X amount of promos during the week
that you know, Saturday night were at Toad's place. Sure,

(16:19):
and he's like, we're losing. You're losing to the Friday
night dance party, which is hosted by a classic rock station.
I mean, this is embarrassing for you. You guys are the
top forty station. And he said, why don't you try
to get it on earlier? And I said, well, I
will do this thing that you ask in exchange, because
I'm putting myself out there for on my boss. I'm

(16:41):
not asking for anything off the first two hundred through
the door, but you charged three dollars cover to get in.
What if you were to give me a dollar of
each one of those people that come in after two
hundred and the first week we did it, when we
got it moved, I think we had I think I
got eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
I was like, that's a hell of an appearance there.
And by the end I was getting like twelve hundred
a week to just host this ridiculously stupid event where
it when.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
We were on the air, bitterity sales. Brother.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I mean, the only reason you would tune in, I
guess supposed to hear if if I got beat up,
Because I got and beat up several times live on
the radio. And I'm sure that was a selling point
to people who happened to be listening at midnight or
one in the morning. Yeah, with Kelly Nash is assaulted
live on the radio. We're live out in day Toad's place.
So what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
What the hell did you hit me for?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Out of control of Toad's place.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Let's get over Oh my gosh, Hey, what's going on
in your neighborhood?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
We should be talking about where did the fistfight break out?
What do you tell of me? We'll do that tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
And remember this is the same number you called when
you would start chit chatting that you called to win
your tickets tomorrow night seven eight nine two six seven
nights seven eight w cos. We can reach out to
us social media. You can always email us I'm Rush
at ninety seven five WCS dot com.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Or use my name Nash at ninety seven five to
b c US dot com.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Tomorrow Wednesday on the morning rush,
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