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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Dash, Good morning Floral Show. Today we'll be
trying to get over the hump and trying to get
through this week and get ready for a big Saturday
football Saturday. The What did the Tigers play this week?
I haven't even looked at their schedule Clemson things.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I think they're playing at home, and I think they're
playing against Florida State. And I think that their former
quarterback broke his hand last week, so he will not
be able to they will not be able to boo
DJ as they had. And I think that's great news
for Florida State because the quarterback because DJ is sucked
and uh, you know, I think you always have a
better shot with the backup when the starter sucks. So
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I wouldn't be surprised if the line is moving since
that news broke yesterday that DJ is out for the game.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Practice in my fake fall for Ole Miss fans.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh yeah, coach tells you you got to go down,
you got.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
To Whenever I'm tailgating an Ole Miss fan walks by,
I'm just going to drop to the ground start screaming cramp,
cramp or something.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, yeah, he wasn't even cramping. He's I mean he
actually like I mean, like I said, sometimes somebody says
something to you and the words hit just right and
you end up just popping your achilles. It looked like
his achilles heel had just popped as you were standing there.
He lifted his right foot up and he fell to
his butt and he just laid there. And you know,
if you haven't seen that video, it's pretty funny. I mean,
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Ole miss was trying to stop the clock for a second.
What you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh yeah, we're talking about four pack of tickets for
the South Carolina State Fair and two ride all Daggum
Day wristbands.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Lalo Chezia. Lollo cheesia is our word that sounds so exotic,
and I bet you there's some people been using some
lalo chezia or they need the lalo chezia the last
few days.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is that a home remedy back of muscle cream.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It is the emotional relief I will come to you
in relief by emitting vulgar or indecent words. The Greeks
invented that word. It's something that and for some reason
that is actually true. If you One of our favorite
(02:18):
videos is a guy who broke his the last one
of a record thing. This was a It was invented
in like the eighteen hundreds. It was the clockwise, this
one counterclockwise, and it was the last one known to
man invaluable. You can't put a price on this thing.
And he shattered it in his own hand because he
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grabbed it too hard and he went off and he
knew he was on TV, so he just went but
then he couldn't stop himself and he had to say
the S word. Yes, because there is something about cursing
that relieves the pressure.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
But didn't realized it was actually a therapy. I can
exercise it because it is a therapy recognized by the AMA.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It lets off the pressure better than if you just
say dang it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't know why that works.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
But apparently your mind recognizes this is an indecent or
vulgar word, and when you say it, if you're angry
or you've been injured, it helps.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You'll need to know this word, how to say it correctly.
You'll need to know the definition. You can utilize this
at your workplace if you ever get called in a
HR because of your attitude or things that you said.
You offended the coworker with your language.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Or do you not know about lalocheesia?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hello, I suffer from it. I don't suffer from it.
It is my therapist recommendation to relieve pressure.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You're trying to kill me by not letting me curse.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's good. I like it so And if you need that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Definitions on the morning restaurant at ninety seventy five to
be shows dot Com, we should ask that question around
six thirty what you're talking about BLOCHESI now you know.
Also tomorrow, perhaps we'll get into this. The state of
California becomes the first state in the country to ban
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fruit loops from their schools.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't even know about the fruit loops thing until
I heard a politician, Robert Kennedy Junior, whose big kick
is getting America healthy again, talking about the fruit loops
that we here in the US they are not allowed
to sell that particular formulation in Europe.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Apparently the California lawmakers heard that and agreed, and they
voted to outlaw it, and it was signed yesterday by
Gavin Newsom. So fruit loops banned in the state of California,
now specifically at schools I guess you can still sell
it if you want in the grocery stores. We're trying
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to figure out what food you should have banned from
your school. I can say the mac and was horrific
at my school. It was horrible.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't know how people got that down.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't remember ever getting mac and cheese at our school.
Lucky you, I do not remember ever getting that. I
know the only thing I ever got to school that
I had a bad reaction to, and I've never had
it since. And I've seen it on the menus at
different places, because I understand this is a very popular
I believe German dish. It's called Shepherd's pie.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't remember, you know, I very rarely got the
cafeteria food. My mom did make shepherd's pie, and I
liked it. When I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I had and I'm sure it had nothing to do
with the recipe, had everything to do with the fact
that it was probably jogg fill the bacteria.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, but I had a drop down the floor, scooped
back up.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I had a bad reaction. See, the first time I'd
ever had something called shepherd's pie, and I've never had
it since. I refused to even think about it. If
I see it on the menu, I may have to
leave the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The two menu items I remember, and in retrospect, even
thinking back on it now, I don't think it was good,
But in my mind it must have been. You know
what I'm saying. It's like we wanted it just because
of the word pizza. Oh yeah, and it was not good.
It was not good pizza. Even thinking about it all
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these years later, I don't think I ever enjoyed that pizza.
The tomato sauce was stale, the cheese was barely there.
It was a big piece of bread basically that was hard.
And then the other thing that we all seemed to
like and I would try to go for it if
I had the extra money, was the Sloppy Joe's.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Sloppy Joe's that was very popular with the youngsters. And
I didn't think I reaate the school lunch menu after
elementary school, I know when I went to middle school,
I didn't need it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Are I remember in the mornings I would buy usually
the Susie cues. Okay, it's not a very this is
not part of a nutritious breakfast. Now to get the
Susie cues and a chocolate milk. Some days though, I
would go for the honey buns okay, And for some reason,
if I had the honey buns, I liked the the
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regular milk better. That was my routine at home.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I wouldn't want a honey bump with chocolate milk.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And but then when you get to school, you know,
because by then I'm working, so I have my own money,
didn't have to have mom and dad give me any money.
So it was only like I remember right, I think
it was like a milk was like, I want to say,
a quarter, and the honey buns were like fifty cents,
and the Susi q was were like fifty cents. So
for seventy five cents you could have a breakfast snack
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at right before you started the day.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I remember in middle school, I would just go in
and get a couple of chocolate cartons of milk. Yeah,
for lunch. Sure. I'd actually had to buy four, two
from me and two for my bodyguard. Oh, because I
paid him off in chocolate milk every day. He loved me.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Boy well, and that's they say. Kobe Bryant used to
drink chocolate milk. He said that was the best post
workout rate drink. You can have a lot of pro
this chocolate milk. You're old enough, you can afford it. Chocolate.
Just stop, buy the grocery store and get you some.
Today Sally doesn't let me get the chocolate milk, but
she don't know. Won't Kenny calories. You're not gonna have
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chocolate milk bread.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I have to pull the Kelly Nash. If I get
the chocolate milk, I have to actually drink it before
I leave with the convenience store because Sally be in
the car.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Wait, no, maybe if she's waiting for it, it's a problem.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, So you have to get the chocolate. You got
to drink it before you got to check it out.
You got to throw it at the trash can on
the way out.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I have done that, book, you know what I've done this?
This This is a maybe we'll get into this. How
have you hidden food that you're eating from your spouse?
I now, my wife likes certain things, and I won't
I won't divulge her things that she likes. Per se
at the grocery store, I mean at the convenience store.
If you're driving, like on a road trip. But she
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has certain snacks that I think are Pavlovian and once
we get on the road, I gotta have that whatever
that is. And she's got like two or three different
things that she might opt for. But I'm I'm always
trying to eat healthy, and I for whatever reason, if
I'm not eating healthy, she will acknowledge it, not like
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she's condemning me, but almost like I feel shame, like like, oh,
you're gonna have that today. Oh She's not saying it
like it's a bath thing. She's always encouraging me to
go ahead and have.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh, yeah, I have one.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
But so what I'll do is if I go because
I'm I have to go to the bathroom more often
than her. So I'll say, I'm stopping here, I'm gonna
get gas, I'm gonna go, and I'm gonna go to
the bathroom. Do you want me to get that thing
for you? And she'll say yes, But I'll do I'll
get what I want, like maybe like a Snickers bar
or something. I will eat it in line and then
I'll just give him the wrapper and say just bring
that up so that time I walk out, make sure
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there's no chocolate on my mouth or whatever. Oh, here's
your little sugary snack, sweetie. Well you're so disciplined you
don't ever get anything exactly. What else we got going
on for tomorrow wedding? This day? Oh, Jonathan, this is
an interesting little thing that people have put together. The uh,
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you've accidentally said the wrong thing at the wrong time, possibly,
and people are putting together little list of that. Like,
my family was at a funeral and something smelled really
bad in the back of the chapel where we were sitting.
My mom leaned over and whispered, smells like something died
in here, and everybody looked at her. My friend, who's blind,
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was trying to find someone in the crowd, and I
was guiding her, and I didn't know the person she
was trying to find, so I asked my friend, what
is what is they? What do they look like?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
How would I know?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I've been blind life, This is good.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I was stocking shelves at the grocery store and out
of the corner of my eye I noticed a customer
who was trying to grab an item and ended up
putting his basket on the floor to do so, I asked,
do you need a hand. He turned, revealing that he's
actually missing his entire life left arm. Well, yeah, but
I've got it, he said. Oh, I saw my mom's legs.
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Now this is where so this woman is apparently in
the ladies room. I saw my mom's legs in the
stall next to me. I reached under and grabbed her
leg and yelled to scare her. That's what I heard
a stranger's voice go, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Those are good. Oh awkward moments. I love the awkwardness.
We haven't embraced the awkwardness in a while. I miss it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yes, we will get some, Hopefully you Morning Russia regulars
will provide something.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I want to pick it up. I want to come
on to cuddle with it. I want to pet it.
I want to stroke it like a gentle cat fur.
All right, so we can do all that tomorrow. What
else is going on in your neighborhood. We got to
talk about that tomorrow. We use the same number to
talk about it. Whenever you call to win tomorrow morning,
get six thirty and we'll give you a chance to
win your state Fair tickets and you're two ride wristbands
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You can also reach out to us to social media.
You can email us. I'm rushing ninety seven five wcs
dot com and.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I'm nashing ninety seven to five to b CUS dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And we'll be pushing to get over the hump tomorrow
in the morning. Rush