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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, Good morning. It's tomorrow show today.
Tomorrow will be the eighth Tuesday, then the opening of
the South Carolina State Fair.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know, I wonder do they have like bad fair jokes?
That guy who works for us, Tom Travis. Today's joke
is so bad it doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I do my best to avoid it.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't even get I don't even read the subject
line because I know I'll be teased into.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It because I'll tell the joke the way I guess
it would have made sense. Not that it would have
been funny, but it would have been at least made sense.
Was what does a farmer wear when they get cold
in the fall? A horror vest? But that's not what
he asked. The question is what does a farmer wear
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under their shirt when they're cold? Why would you wear
a vest under your shirt?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You wouldn't, Tommy copper vest.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He just says, you're wearing a harvest under your shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Your shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Everybody wears vests over their shirts, sir. But anyway, perhaps
that will be one of the new competitions at the
state Fair. Bad country jokes.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You got any bad country jokes? You want to share
with us, Well, we'll accept them, not saying we'll air them,
but we will accept them. At nine, this is good.
What else we got going on? Jonathan Ghosts, Ghosts in
the Machine, Ghosts in the Movies. Study Fines is the
name of the company that does this research. They've compiled
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the list of the top five what they call ghost movies,
just in time for Halloween. Number five is The Sixth Sense,
which I enjoyed that movie.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I had never seen. The Conjuring came out in twenty thirteen.
We've all seen ghost from nineteen ninety. I did not
see Poltergeist, nor do I want to see Poultergeist. At
number two.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And I did see number one, and I saw Number
one when I was I don't want to say a child,
because it came out in nineteen eighty and I didn't
see it in the theater, so I'm guessing I saw
it around eighty two, which would have made up I
would have been like a freshman or a sophomore in
high school. But it freaked me the freak out, and
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I saw it multiple times, not in its entirety, but
it seemed like every time I was trying. We used
to get the movie channel for free. Somehow they messed
up and gave us that, and so this was on
the movie channel.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Listen the number one Halloween movies. What you're saying?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
They call it the number one ghost movie and they
the Shining Oh yeah, and that movie. I don't I've
never gone back and watched it as an adult. Obviously,
I remember Red Rum. I remember him running around out
in the field, whether a corn maize or whatever. I remember,
here's Yanni that movie, though, I like, did what happened
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in it? Like? Was he crazy? Is that what it was?
Was he went crazy? Or was he possessed? Did he?
I mean, I never liked that movie, but they say
that's the best one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, I haven't seen that movie. God knows as it
came out.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think I saw it once, Okay, so I'm like you,
I haven't seen it for thirty years.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Do we have any movies that we argue about like
they are Halloween horror? Ghost movie? Kind of? Like, so
what I'm thinking of is Diehard Christmas Movie not a
Christmas movie because it's set at Christmas time. Do we
have movies set at Halloween that aren't Halloween movies?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Wow, we don't.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Really, we don't do a lot with the Halloween, I
don't think so.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Do you guys?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Do you do anything special like around the Halloween holiday?
Like do you watch special shows?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, first I put on my horrorvest under my shirt,
then then I go to the South Carolina State Fair.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, that's always a good thing to do. Well, hopefully
we're going to get some movie recommendations tomorrow that you
would like to watch around the Halloween that perhaps we
helped get his because I'm not in the Halloween mood?
Are you in the Halloween mood? Not Yelloween mood at all?
Although I almost got there yesterday. I saw a social
media video. This is a pretty funny idea I think
I've met. Try to do this at home myself, because
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I do have a tree limb that hangs over a fence,
one of the wooden fences that the squirrels use as
an expressway, and I see them running back and forth.
Apparently somebody took a string or some type of rubber
band and they hung it from a tree limb. It
is a Halloween mask. It's a kids size mask.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Not an adult size mask.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And I'm guessing that on the inside of the mask
they put like peanut.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Butter or something.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So the squirrel reaches up and he gets the mask,
and now he shoves his face into it and he's
licking it. And as he's licking it, he's turning, turning,
and you see him look at the camera and it's
this Halloween mask on the squirrel's body.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
So they're helping get you halloween mood.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What a great idea.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm going to try to do that, see if I
can get a good video out of it before you
saying post it up.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, and I don't know. I don't really consider Halloween
the official start of the holiday season, but it's pretty
stinking close to the official start of the Halloween season,
or excuse me, the holiday season, which is I think
why you have so many sales beginning this week. So
for example, now through Saturday, Target has their big Target
Circle sale going on. Cole's has their three Days of
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Deals through October ninth. Amazon launches their Prime Deals tomorrow, right,
so it's only Tomorrow and Wednesday for Amazon.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
And this has nothing to do with Halloween. It's just sales.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, they're no they are like Walmart. They're calling it
their Walmart Holiday Deals October eighth through the thirteenth, So.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That'd be like to get the best selection of the
Halloween costumes could be.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But it's also like they're saying, if you want to
buy Christmas gifts, three hundred dollars off for refrigerator right
now at Walmart, well tomorrow, one hundred dollars off all laptops,
all these things that they're trying to get you into
the I have not lea toaster.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Died, I got to go buy a new toaster.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I would imagine that Amazon tomorrow will have a massive
sale on toasters for you if you're interested.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I need a toaster, but maybe somebody might knowledge us
all I need. How about television? Something might get a
new television.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Are you well? They get cheaper every week, it seems, Jonathan,
maybe this will affect you and some other people in
our listening audience. According to two people, a woman named
Porsche Brown who is a what is she called? She's
a sex educator, Porscha Brown, and Cam Frasier he's a
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men's sex coach. I've never had either one of those
people in my life.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I haven't either.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
They both agree that as little as five minutes of decluttering,
specifically your bedroom, but pretty much anywhere in the home
will increase your sex life. This is such great news
from me, is little as five minutes.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Sally's been saying that she wants to declutter.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Portia Brown says a messy, disorganized space causes stress, and
the woman cannot focus on other things. If she's thinking
about her laundry, she's thinking about the dishes that need
to be put away.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That's typically not the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
But she's got like a closet of an asking Lee,
get all the stuff you want out of there. Whenever
he comes home, take whatever you want out of that
closet because they're going to throw it all away. And
then he never takes anything. And I'll stand there and
looking and go, I can't you know me, I can't
throw that away. That's a baseball glove he used.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
That's the one Lee used it. That is his fourth
baseball man.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I got this entire catchers outfit there. I mean, come on,
I got to get this stuff out of here. And
Sally's like, oh, clean that closet out and see I
didn't realize that there was an availability. I clean out
the closet and she's going to go this is so
this is so great. Cam Fraser Frisky, the men's sex coach, says,
we see our clients increasing their sexual activities by eighty
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percent with as little as five minutes of decluttering the home.
I'm doing that Thursday. I'm very busy between now the
opening of the South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
But Thursday, we're not all my house.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Say, Friday is when you're going to be reaping the
benefits of the decluttering.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
The dry Thursday, Thursday, decluttering, the long weekend of just
that one closet, just that one day, and then wait
about three days and then we're declutter some more than
another because.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
As we get older, we need more time to regroup.
We're not like the young guys where we could every
day insane. Best. The best chain restaurant in America is Chick.
According to a survey. Five guys comes in second. I
am shocked at three and four, which are Jersey, Mikes
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and waffle House.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I like Mikes, I like waffle House.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Starbucks rounds out your top five. Uh the worst restaurants
boyl Bat, Popeyes, Wallburgers. Now I've never heard of well,
actually I know I have. I've been to one of
these Bobby's Burgers by Bobby Flay. I went to the
one in Connecticut at the Casinos. That's the third worst
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one in America. Then McDonald's, and I'm wondering, do they
misprinticed because I've never heard of Taco John's. But Taco
John's is the worst restaurant in America. I got like
Google's Taco Taco John's is a real place. It's based
out of Cheyenne, Wyoming. How many locations does Taco Johns have?
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You know, we have four hundred locations Taco Johns.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I've never How could we not have heard about Taco john.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I guess they're not in the sude, but they're the
I guess, Thank god they're the worst.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, and then they got sued by Taco Bell. You think, yeah,
twenty twenty three, they were sued by Taco Bell. But
what for a trademark infringement? Taco john Yeah, you're too
close to Taco Bell. That's what I was thinking. It
was Taco Bell was the worst one. But it's not.
Taco Bell's not on either one of the lists, neither
the best nor the worst. But do you have a
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chain restaurant in mind that you frequent. Maybe we'll get
into that. And finally, Jonathan, as we get ready for
the weekend, we got the Paw Patrol coming to town.
And all this week we've been playing what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
They'll be here on the double.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
They're always on the double, and we've got their answer
for the what you're talking about up on the Morning
Rust blog now is huge.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know, the Paul Patrol Night for the Fireflies is
like one of the biggest nights of the year. All
the kids they got to go to. Oh, they get
they love the Paul Patrol.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I you know, Paw Patrol came out. I guess after
Jordan was a little kid. Yes, so I missed out
on the Paw Patrol insanity.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But it gets a little crazy. So they're going to
be here Saturday and Sunday at the Colonial Life for Rena.
You win a four pack of tickets and Kelly's going
to give you the answer.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah. Oh, it's already up. You can go to ninety
seven five w c US dot com and you can
read about it.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I'm trying to look it up. How would I say
this word? Because you don't want to sound like an idiot,
and by tomorrow I will have learned how to pronounce
this word correctly. It's I'm going to say right now,
para paradolia, paradolia, paradolia. Now, this is one of those
words that they say you should use, learn to use
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if you want to sound intelligent.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm going to go to our favorite pronunciation guideline with
the audio clicks.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Gentlemen, Today we are looking at the word peridolia, and
what the word means is the psychological phenomena in which
the human mind perceives either an image or a pattern
does not actually exist. So we do this all the
time with clouds. Yep, we see the man on the moon.
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That's you might look at a dorito and see Jesus
Christ and.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's not Jesus.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That is not Jesus in a tree or something like that,
or Mickey Mantle and your cupcake. But the but that's
what it's called paradolia is when your mind puts a
pattern together that's not actually there.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I saw a guy I think out of Greenwood would
cut down a tree and he had propped up the
last cut of the tree which was going into the roots.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, and it looked like a hand, oh.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Four fingers, and the one in the middle was extended.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Giving us the bird. He was, that's some paradolia right there.
That's that's that's some ugly paradolia. Was very ugly. Okay,
So yeah, paradolia is the word that we're gonna be
talking about tomorrow. You give us the definition. You win
your four tickets to Paw Patrol.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
We're gonna do what you're talking about a six thirty
tomorrow as we get ready for the opening of the
South Carolina State Fair when Keilly Nass are going to
be in the Bold peanut eating competition.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Jonathan Rush is gonna host the all So I don't know,
and you said, they'll have not given me any tips
as a former champion on how to win this competition,
and Lee what's his name? Lee the former shriff or
the current sheriff what's its? I was, I was going
to somebody else anyway. Jay Coons has not chimed in.
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And also the other former champion, Leon Lot, is going
to be on the show Wednesday. I don't know if
he'll give me any tips. Nobody wants to share with
me how am I supposed to win? And I guess
it's because I'm a northerner. Y'all are afraid that maybe
a Yankee.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't know that there's a conspiracy associated with this.
We're not conspiring against you.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is it? Is it? I'm trying to think of who's
been doing this forever, Rick Henry. Maybe it's Rick Henry Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Rick Hendu desperately needs. It's the only award he hasnt
won in the state of South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And he's been in there for like six or seven
years now.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Reaward in the state of South Carolina. No, this is
the only one that doesn't have and you can tell
it's just eating Natty boy boy.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Should I let him win just just for that?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, take it from him, Deny him.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should be
talking about you.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Let us know it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
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Speaker 2 (14:23):
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dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And tomorrow we start talking. You start talking, to use
the same number when you want to start winning. It's
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