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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash. Hi there, it's tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow's
Friday TGIF, thank God, and we'll all be hopped up
still on chocolate.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, we'll just be getting hopped up, right, I mean
you're going to start that tonight sometime nine o'clock. I
guess you'll start eating.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sally and I were telling somebody the other day about
when we were kids, and you remember this too. You
would get the regular butterfinger bar. They didn't have like
fun size. You didn't get the fun size.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Fun size just means rip off.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I remember when the fun size came out. We're
all like, what's fun about that?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Why would you choose that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Unless you give me ten of them?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, that is a lot more unwrapping, because I'm getting
my pound of chocolate, right, It's like a Shakespearean line. Yeah,
I want my pound of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean literally, unless you're getting like one hundred thousand
of the bar, which is really Truey. If you're getting
like a three musketeers, I can eat them faster than
I can unwrap them. M anyway. All right, so it'd
be the morning after maybe you'll be calling in talking
about the prostetized knocking on your door.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The prostatutes, we you know, maybe I don't dressed. You're
not going to do that again. We've we've done that
segment almost every year for fifteen early twenty years now.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We always have people call up and say, I opened
the door. Sure enough, there's this little girl there. She's
standing her half naked, got this whatever out since five,
she's she's five. She's dressed as Rihanna is Rihanna is
still a thing. I don't I don't know. I'm trying
to I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Any because Beyonce is still a big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Does she go out half naked? Yeah? Oh, okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Think Beyonce is half naked on stage all oh.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I have seen her at Award show with a sea
through dress, thanking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There you go, okay, so is that what they do?
They show up with sea through outfits, thanking Jesus, and
then you guess, are you Beyonce?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Goodness, gracious, let's hope you.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Let's hope a little boy showed up as Bukaroo. He's
got on chat and a vest and nothing else. You'd
call it a cops ony. But the little prostatides the
girls look so cute dressed that. Well, it's the role models,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
The role models for today, unlike when we were kids.
I mean, I guess you know what. I wasn't around
for the Halloween of nineteen sixty two, but I bet
you there were some little girls dressed up as Marilyn Monroe.
I don't think so you don't think that they dressed
up like that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't think Mama would let you get out of
the damn car And now you might.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm not saying in South Carolina. Okay, maybe in Charleston,
but but but for them, I'm thinking in other parts
of this of the country more maybe Atlanta, definitely, New
York or whatever, Boston, they probably had little girls wearing
the white.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Maybe in the as we called it in Saluta. Maybe
in the Sin City of Columbia there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I remember somebody I was talking to and they were like,
I remember when my parents would talk about and they'd
warned me never to go there. That was like Sin City,
Sid City. It's like Columbia.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, we call it Sid City.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's like crazy to think that, And I wonder there's
probably still people who live in some of the smaller
communities who've never you know, I remember when I was
a kid, my stepfather told me a stat and I
didn't have Wikipedia to check it back then, yeah, because
it was like nineteen seventy four, but the stat was
something like eighty five percent of Americans never travel more
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than one hundred miles from their hometown. I don't know
what that's like today because travel has become so much
easier than it was in the sixties and times previous.
I mean it was like not until like the sixties,
I think, when more than half of Americans had had
a car, right, like in the fifties, it was a
luxury in the like in the thirties, nobody had a car.
(03:51):
That's why they were.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like so they had a car or truck.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was to work or they were rich or rich. Yeah,
they were rich. You got a trus It's kind of
you had a TV in the fifties, Uh huh. Me
and me and the buckaroos are listening to the radio programs.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I got in the weird rabbit hole the other day
about automobiles. Early in the day had automobiles, Like at
the forties, we had a we had an electric vehicle
in the forties produced by Henry Ford.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Really, yeah, what was it called? Do we not?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't I've forgotten what they called it, the Model
E and then no, it wasn't that. But you know,
we think we have all these inventions. I was reading
about a guy the other day who created the cruise control.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, the faster the automobile got, the harder it was
to push the accelerator down, which created a cruise control effect.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Interesting, I know. Anyway, you got big brains.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I remember as a kid when uh, we had the
gas embargo. I remember people were first buying the locking
gas gps. Oh yeah, I said, some un locking My
dad says, we had those in the thirties. So you
had locking gas caps. Yeah yeah. And we had courage
control in the thirties.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I guess the times were so tough that wouldn't be
unusual for people to steal anything.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Right in the thirties. And then they also had what
I called the tilt steering wheel, but it wasn't the
same design. It was called a fat man wheel.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh you're so fat. You got to make room for
your belly.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah. You had to lift the steering wheel up to
get out, and then you get in and then pull
the wheel back down.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But you know, even when you look at the fat
men in the movies or whatever of the thirties, forties, fifties,
none of them were as fat as the people today.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They were some pretty big guys.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, but I mean, do you see anybody like in
the crowd on average?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, we are much heavier as a society. And RFK
would tell you that and tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why, Well, it's the processed foods, right, yeah, so we
got to I mean, but apparently, according to RFK, if
you believe him, that we've put so much stuff into
the food, just even in the fields, that that's making
you fat.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So it had a cancer sandwich yesterday. Did you enjoy
three different types of process meets on us? I had
a dagwood as they called it back in the sixties.
It was a huge sandwich. Good stuff. I love to
taste of that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You know. Thankfully we're getting to the end of the
election season.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh my gosh, the countdown is owed. We have what
five more days count today?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Something like that. There is a website I think maybe
it's not even a website, maybe it's an app. I
don't know. It's called call she ka l s Hi.
Apparently these two folks, they're both twenty eight years old.
I don't think there were a couple, although ones a
male and ones a female. Luanna Laura is her name,
(06:55):
and his name is Tarique Monsour. They founded this thing
and the idea was you could legally bet on the election,
and they opened it up. They put their life savings
into that and apparently it's paying out big time. Users
(07:16):
this month have laid down over one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And now it's being name checked in speeches by people
like JD vance Elon Musk, Theo von what's it called again?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Call she k?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think that's how you pronounced it ka lshi.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Let's how something trending? The other they call it poly
market okay, And it was the same thing basically okay.
It was a place where you could bet own anything
and they had the odds of who was going to win.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes. And apparently who is it that said that? THEO
Vaughn said in a podcast, I check call sheet every morning.
It's a great tracker. It's actually people putting their money down.
You're not putting your money down because you're trying to
influence the election. You're putting your money down because you're
pretty sure that the other person that you're betting on
is going to lose or win. So right now, that's
(08:06):
a great point as of this moment. Wow, when did
that happen? I'm just looking at the separation so Donald Trump,
and I almost said, what's her name, Kamala Harris? I
wish I could see the dates because she had a
slight lead over him, And what date did that happen?
(08:28):
Because something happened on one day.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Something happened two days ago, because the polymarket went to
sixty five to thirty five in Trump's favor.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, it's sixty two thirty eight on October twenty seventh,
so no, but four days ago something happened where it
went They were basically tied and then she dropped it
looks like about two points and he went up two
points on the same day. And they have been moving
steadily in the opposite directions to like you said, it's
(08:56):
like sixty five thirty five.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Now, yeah, the Democrats were outraged this was election interference.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
How is that interference?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Because you're publicizing it, you're allowing it to trend on
X and Elon Musk is trying to put his thumb
on the scales. But like the guy said, these are
people that don't They don't really give a damn who wins.
They're just placing their bet. They just want to make money.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, here we go. Other election betting markets such as
poly market. That's when you were mentioning and predict it
is one word. Predict it have been generating buzz. However,
poly Market is not open for US citizens to bet
and predict it has only been granted the ability to
operate temporarily. A lot of these startups choose an easy path.
(09:40):
But we're thinking long term, says Laura. If in twenty
years the prediction markets have a chance of being big,
it's because they got started the right way. We expect
to be here for the long time. I want to
predict it. Had the had the Yankees losing last night,
you know you had to bring that out.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So sorry. I mean, I'm not even a Dodgers fan.
I got a hat for both.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's not you got a Yankees hat and a Dodgers sure,
But are you a Braves fan? I would think you
would have buy Braves.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I've got several Braves hats.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would have pictured all southern guys. Sure, that's like
the even well, because I don't want to say Tampa
Bay is so new. But Tampa and the Florida Marlins
did they come in the same time. I can't remember.
I think Tampa was here earlier. I think Tampa got
here like the nineties. Marlin's got here in like maybe
the early two thousands or something like that. I don't
(10:35):
have a Marlins lead US. Yeah, teenagers love it. They
went nuts. They loved like the Diamondbacks, Yeah, diamond h
They just started buying all the teams. They don't even
care about the teams anymore. They just care about colors.
And then they also follow players more than teams.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Soccer players, Yeah, they got like of those.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Jersey they're even like basket like Lebron James. They're just
I'm a Lebron fan. I follow Lebron so when he
was with Miami. I wear a Miami jersey when he
was with Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland now I'm a Lakers fan.
But they're not fans of the teams. They're fans of people.
But I'm a Yankees fan. And last night was the
way I look at it. It's almost like as a Gamecock fan.
I look at like the LSU game. We should have
(11:19):
won the LSU game. We should have won the Alabama game.
The head coach from Texas A and M said the
other day, when you look at the game Cocks, they
really should be a six and one team right now.
They should be a six and one team. They're not,
but they should be. They're four and three instead, which
there's a world of difference. And when I look at
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the Yankees, they should have won Game one, yep, they
tinkled that one away, and then they definitely should have
won last night, and they tinkled that one away. They
should be winning the World Series right now three to two. Instead,
they're all home fishing or whatever you do in the
off season of baseball. I guess you don't. Probably don't
go fish, and you probably getting ready for the snow skiing.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Maybe a couple of them are practicing their routine fly balls.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
How much does Aaron Judge make.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, enough to make that catch that could make I mean,
that's my mom could have made that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And Aaron Judge has probably made that catch. I mean
he's what is he like, twenty six years old or whatever.
He's probably made that catch a million times, I would
say five thousand times in his life. I mean it's
basically if you didn't see it was kind of a
well hit but not. He only had to move like
three steps and just catch it. It's almost like catching
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somebody throwing you the ball because it didn't get that
high off the ground.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You got to look the ball in the glove before
you make the throw.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Aaron Judge gets an annual salary of forty million dollars,
So for forty million, can you catch the flipping ball
when you could lock.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The ball in the glove then make the throw. Don't
look at the run of first you know where the
run area is or close proximity.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
You know you're in center field. He's in first base.
He's not going to second. He's not going to say
he's not gonna tag up when you're coming in to
catch the ball. All you gonna do is catch the ball.
You could you could throw it between your legs to
the shortstop. After that you don't have to worry about
getting it in. But he just tinkled it away. You
could hear a guy from first goes to second.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yep, you could hear the gasp realm that was the
gasp heard around the world. All of America heard the gasp.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want
to talk about it. Let's talk about other things. What
else we got going on? Well, we've got the answer up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What tucks a piece of candies off my throat?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What you're talking about? The answer is already up for you.
At ninety seven to five w CUS dot com. You
can win the kitmore concert tickets and be eligible for
the drawing that I guess we're gonna do later in
the morning show. Uh to meet tomorrow get more.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I did go to listen to our friend from wherever
he is with the pronunciations. Yes, and there's two proper pronunciations.
That's unusual. Sometimes they'll say this is the British and
this is the American or whatever he says. Both pronunciations
are both accepted in all parts of the world. The
(14:21):
word I'll pronounce it the more traditional way fake cund
fake cund f e. See, that's why the other one
is fee cund f a is how it's pronounced though
most Yeah, but it's it's spelled f e c un d,
but it's pronounced fake cund. But also pronounced fee cund
(14:43):
is acceptable, Jonathan, your guess for fee cund or fake hund.
I don't know if the cund spelling helps you with
the second syllable fund. See you and like Nancy d.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
D that's that's the only part. I an kiyo. This
is a derivative of a mealed It's not a fruit.
It's a nut.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's a derivative of a of a forgotten which none
of this. It's a derivative of a meal nut.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You were better on the fruit, uh, but not that
it's a fruit. But the the answer is fruitful or productive.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh I thought it was a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So for example, we had a very fake hund meeting.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
God answered a lot of oh I was way off.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well you got the you got the fruit part right.
I don't know if kund means fruit or not, but.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, hey, the great thing is we give you the answer.
That way, you don't have to embarrass yourself like I
do daily. See me, I haven't got one right now,
like a week.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
But you love words.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I do love them.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
So maybe you can put fake hund into your to win.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
To get more tickets, you have to supply your own
beer money. But we'll give you tickets to give you
the opportunity to bend in the elbow. Is there a
better opportunity out there? There is no other opportunity out
We're the only place.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You don't have to bend the knee to bend the elbow.
That's right, more Zach, And finally, you loved an email
we received describing our company's refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's great. I keep nothing in the refrigerator, so I
literally never opened that.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Door, nor do I because I went out I don't
even know, maybe ten years ago and bought a little
mini fridge for my office because ten or more years ago. No,
I actually bought it more than ten years ago. Heck,
I bought that refrigerator when I was still at WNOK.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Those things run forever.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So I bought that refrigerator, gosh, in two thousand and nine,
because I got here in twenty ten on cos So
since two thousand and nine. I was so disgusted by
our company refrigerator in two thousand and nine that I
refused to go in there anymore. But what apparently Christopher's
working theory of the crime scene and it's a crime.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Scene, oh trust me, is that I went and opened
after I saw the email.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That people who no longer work here left food behind.
But he doesn't want to throw anything away if it
might be yours. But he compared it to a science project.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Apparently, as you mentioned on the year earlier, don the
hazmat outfit and take the food to the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Now this might be a well, I don't know. At
this point, it's too late. I was going to say,
this might be a timing issue because it's going to
stink to high heaven outside and wait until the day
of the I don't know when the day is that
the truck stay. I don't know, but I would. But
at the same time, it's destroying the refrigerator. Yes, and
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apparently he's got food that he likes to put in
there or something when he comes to work.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I can tell you that I'm guessing it was
like two or three year years ago. I saw somebody
with a bottle of water. I said, what did you
get that? They said, some of the refrigerator. I went
and got one, and I was looking on the door
and somebody had put something in there that typically you
don't find it. I don't know what it was. Log
(18:18):
cabin pancake syrup, And I'm like, who would put this
in here? So I'm looking for a name, like who
would put syrup? And the refrigerator that's stupid. So while
I'm looking for the name, I see the expiration day.
It's expired by like six months.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, that could have been my refrigerator. We got a
whole bunch of stuff in there. I'm always shocked at, like,
wait a minute, this salad dressing has been here since
twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's a tricky part. Here's another thing about your talk
about your office refrigerator more too. But you have got
to declare like a designated driver somebody to be in charge.
If you're like my family, I have more condiments in
my refrigerator than I need. So what happened is somebody
will be looking for let's say, Slotsky's Hot sauce, which,
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by the way, we lost the Slotskis in West Columbia.
I hate it too, because I love Slotskis. But if
you wanted the Slatsky's Hot sauce and you didn't see
it because you're lazy and you don't look, then you
go on, you get to the pantry, you open up
another bottle. Then you put both bottles and refrigerator, and
somebody inadvertently gets the wrong bottle, you get the one
that's outdated. Now, hot sauce not so much of a problem.
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But when you've got like ranch dressing and stuff like
that that can't go bad and will make you sick,
you've got to have somebody who goes through it, like
once a month. This should be the time you do
it at the end of the month. I'm gonna do
it today at my house again. The end of every month.
You go through and you look at the expiration date,
because you'll have, like I guarantee you, I've got three
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open bottles of ranch dressing.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In But is it just you and Sally living there now?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh yeah, But you got to have all the condiments.
The refrigerator in the garage is the one that's the
est that's the condiment refrigerator, the one I used daily.
It's only two or three days. Sally uses a certain dress.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't want to get too far down a rabbit
hole here or is it a rabbit trail? I don't
really I forget which one we're going down, but either
or spices. So my wife the other day some of
you have met her. She's a shorter woman. She's only
five to one and I'm six to one. So she'll
often say, hey, can you get that, rather than her
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having to get a step stool to grab stuff off
a shelf. And so she was asking for help with
some spice that she wanted. And I don't think I'm
I don't think I'm exaggerating. I believe we have three
shelves that are nothing but spices. Probably each shelf has
about one hundred on there.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's off all and so I have to go through
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So I am finding as I'm mixing, and I'm like,
wait a minute, didn't I already find a bottle of this?
I'm doing the I'm like, so we have four bottles
of this spice?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Each one goes for ten dollars each, right, so we
got forty dollars worth of whatever, cinnamon or something. And
then you're just going on and on and can they
go bad?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Do spices go bad?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's a great question. Know some do. And I tell
you one thing Sally won't allow you to do. If
you got two open bottles of cinnamon, you cannot combine
it into one bottle. You can't mix them that because
one could be older than the other.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And the one that now, all you did was guarantee
you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So I got to find the oldest one that was
only used two or three times and throw that away.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Throw that away. That was ten dollars you wasted two months,
two years ago.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You didn't even know what you You charge that to
twenty twenty two that's right, don't that's not twenty twenty
four money. That's twenty twenty two money. What are you
even sweating it for? You already spent it, right, I am.
But anyway, Angela is now working on a new system
to better.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Eliminate the opportunity of double buying.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I think she's buying like a spice er. Of course,
all new systems cost more money. Sure, I don't know
why we can't have a system just alphabetically. You've just
put things in place. But that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So I remember something I saw a long time ago
that we really ought to bring back. And I believe
that Amway is no longer a thing?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Is It's not?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well me?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I thought they changed the name to something something different,
because isn't that what the girl who used to be
on the morning show is doing?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
This is such a great idea. So I remember when
Amway I got hooked in. Somebody wanted to invite me
to an Amway meeting and they said, we get a
new gadget. I'm like, okay, the gadget things got me interested.
What's the gadget. I'm not going to the meeting. Just
show me the gadget. So the gadget was at the time,
it manted on your wall, and it was hooked up
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to your telephone, your landline. This is how old this
process was. Okay, And when you get a can of
soup out of your cabinet, Yes, you're gonna make a
can tomato soup. Cammebell's tomato soup. Sure, you'd wave the
UPC code under the scanner next to the phone. Wow,
and then you'd open it up and you'd use it.
Now once a month, once two weeks, whatever. You hit
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the button and the machine uses the landline to call
Amway and places your order for everything that had accepted
that you've scanned in the past month. So you constantly
are only buying things that you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Use Now, isn't that kind of what the the refrigerator
thing does? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't this is what I'm saying. There is the
equivalent of that out there, because I need that just
for the spices.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I don't know. I remember seeing the refrigerator and I
remember thinking to myself, But maybe now it's not such
a bad idea, like go ye, these people are lazy.
But it would tell you, like apparently, like if you
remove like this can of whatever I have in my
hand here I don't even want. This is called some
sort of energy drink. I pull that out and it
would show you, like on a list, you went from
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nine cans to eight.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's automatic inventory.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's just automatically letting you know what you have left
in there. And then apparently it would if you said, well, crap,
I'm pretty low on everything. You could ask the refrigerator
to order it. No, what recipes can I make with
the stuff that's in here?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
So then they would say, well, you got a can
of this and a thing of that. If you already
have this in your pantry, then you can make zucchini
or whatever. I don't know what you want, but that
refrigerator probably costs more than my house, you know, so
at least my vehicle.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's a little pricey if you want the technology.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But I guess what tomorrow are we going to focus
on company refrigerators.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Community refrigerator refrigerators? That's always good. We always get people
calling that with unbelievable stories about what the hell they found.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I yeah, somebody who was it that explained why the
community refrigerators are so bad? And it was basically, there
is nobody responsible.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, there's no accountability.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah. It's like, well, I'm only using it for one thing, sure,
so why should I be responsible for cleaning it up?
And everybody has that same attitude. I just put a
sandwich in there every morning and I take it out
at lunch. I don't even use it for a day,
so why would I be held accountable or expected to
clean it? And then the other guy who's like, well
I just bring it in and do this, everybody says
the same thing, and then nobody cleans it, and then
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it's a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
The left over half of a Jimmy John sandwich get
getting shoved back further into the little drawer, and then
you pull it out like Christopher did the other day,
and you go What the hell was this.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I wondered, maybe just a thinking out loud here, Perhaps
what Christopher should do, seeing that he's taking this responsibility
and we salute him for that, is put it in
the freezer till the truck dump truck comes. Yes, till
I do that, till the Donald Trump dump truck arrives.
That's good, the Donald Trump garbage truck gets here, then
(25:57):
we could go bring it to the dumps.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Anything that's left over or anything like a piece of chicken.
We didn't cook it. Now it's a little questionable because
chicken will go back pretty quick. I put it in
the ziplob bag, throw it into the freezer in the
outside the carporard refrigerator. Yes, and then on Sunday nights,
I take another bag and I pull all the frozen
stuff out. Oil boy, very organic.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You do a lot of work around your house.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well here, well that maybe we want to talk about
the second nastiest thing on the face of the earth
other than the office refrigerator, which is your trash can. Yeah,
that's pretty much, because if you don't put it in
a bag before you put it in the trash can,
somebody just pulls out like a Chick fil a bag
and throws it in your trash can. Guaranteed, if your
trash comes on us on a Monday, which mind does
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you throw it in there on a Tuesday, You're gonna
have like a piece of chicken sandwich and something and
some fries. Now you got maggots in the bottom of
your trash can. We've got mails to high Heaven. I
have not seen the maggots. What I have seen is
a very densely organized trail of ants. They are, but
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they're on it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I mean there's no space between the ants, and they
are just flowing. It looks like a moving thing.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And it just the most organized creature on the face
of the earth. Yeah, the colony of ants. And you
can see that they must be living out in the
woods somewhere. And then somebody said, wait a second, I
smell something, and they've all now formed this line. It's
like a I don't know, a thousand or two thousand
yards or whatever. And they go right up the back
of the garbage can, and they somehow slide right on
(27:31):
ends and then you if you open it up and
look inside, you see them going on down and then
here's the line coming right back up.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't know what do they do with that?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did they talk to each other when they pass each other?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hey, Ralph mourning Fred.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
My dad claimed last week that heat got some of that,
got some grits and threw it out on an ant.
He'll yeah, because you know, supposedly the ant eats the grit.
The grit swells because of the consumption inside of the
absorption of the water, and it kills the ants.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Didn't know this. That's that's that's country wisdom right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
There, country wisdom. Well, they're on to him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They won't eat it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, he said, he threw some some grits. Now, my
dad's retired now, so he's got plenty of time on
his hands. But he said, you know, those little creatures
brought that back up. I guess the queen rejected him,
reject him, take that back, and they started piling it
up to on one side of the end hill together,
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bring it all the grits back and piling them up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You messed up. Now we got to bring it all
back up. I thought't gonna say. They delivered it back
to his door. I thought you had us. Now you stop,
you stepped at it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Amazing creatures, all right, Wow, we've had way too much
fun at today's podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, hopefully somebody else enjoyed it besides us.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So here's the thing, Uh, tomorrow morning six thirty. You
already got the answer. It's going to be in the
Morning Rush blog. It's already there, he looked up. But
give you a chance to win the Kepmore tickets. And
we want to talk about the nastest, the nastiest thing.
Or were you the one? Were you bam privileges at
your office? That's probably a good idea. Find out who
the problem isn't banned them, make them go buy their
own damn refrigerator like Kelly did.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But we think that these people no longer work.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Here, that's true. We should send it to them.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You guys, don't put it in a box. You forgot this? Hey, Ron, Yeah,
I know you left in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
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it's Friday tomorrow.
Hello, Kelly Nash. Hi there, it's tomorrow show Today, Tomorrow's
Friday TGIF, thank God, and we'll all be hopped up
still on chocolate.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, we'll just be getting hopped up, right, I mean
you're going to start that tonight sometime nine o'clock. I
guess you'll start eating.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sally and I were telling somebody the other day about
when we were kids, and you remember this too. You
would get the regular butterfinger bar. They didn't have like
fun size. You didn't get the fun size.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Fun size just means rip off.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I remember when the fun size came out. We're
all like, what's fun about that?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Why would you choose that?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Unless you give me ten of them?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, that is a lot more unwrapping, because I'm getting
my pound of chocolate, right, It's like a Shakespearean line. Yeah,
I want my pound of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean literally, unless you're getting like one hundred thousand
of the bar, which is really Truey. If you're getting
like a three musketeers, I can eat them faster than
I can unwrap them. M anyway. All right, so it'd
be the morning after maybe you'll be calling in talking
about the prostetized knocking on your door.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
The prostatutes, we you know, maybe I don't dressed. You're
not going to do that again. We've we've done that
segment almost every year for fifteen early twenty years now.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We always have people call up and say, I opened
the door. Sure enough, there's this little girl there. She's
standing her half naked, got this whatever out since five,
she's she's five. She's dressed as Rihanna is Rihanna is
still a thing. I don't I don't know. I'm trying
to I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Any because Beyonce is still a big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Does she go out half naked? Yeah? Oh, okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Think Beyonce is half naked on stage all oh.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I have seen her at Award show with a sea
through dress, thanking Jesus.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There you go, okay, so is that what they do?
They show up with sea through outfits, thanking Jesus, and
then you guess, are you Beyonce?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Goodness, gracious, let's hope you.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Let's hope a little boy showed up as Bukaroo. He's
got on chat and a vest and nothing else. You'd
call it a cops ony. But the little prostatides the
girls look so cute dressed that. Well, it's the role models,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
The role models for today, unlike when we were kids.
I mean, I guess you know what. I wasn't around
for the Halloween of nineteen sixty two, but I bet
you there were some little girls dressed up as Marilyn Monroe.
I don't think so you don't think that they dressed
up like that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't think Mama would let you get out of
the damn car And now you might.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm not saying in South Carolina. Okay, maybe in Charleston,
but but but for them, I'm thinking in other parts
of this of the country more maybe Atlanta, definitely, New
York or whatever, Boston, they probably had little girls wearing
the white.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Maybe in the as we called it in Saluta. Maybe
in the Sin City of Columbia there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I remember somebody I was talking to and they were like,
I remember when my parents would talk about and they'd
warned me never to go there. That was like Sin City,
Sid City. It's like Columbia.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, we call it Sid City.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's like crazy to think that, And I wonder there's
probably still people who live in some of the smaller
communities who've never you know, I remember when I was
a kid, my stepfather told me a stat and I
didn't have Wikipedia to check it back then, yeah, because
it was like nineteen seventy four, but the stat was
something like eighty five percent of Americans never travel more
(03:31):
than one hundred miles from their hometown. I don't know
what that's like today because travel has become so much
easier than it was in the sixties and times previous.
I mean it was like not until like the sixties,
I think, when more than half of Americans had had
a car, right, like in the fifties, it was a
luxury in the like in the thirties, nobody had a car.
(03:51):
That's why they were.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like so they had a car or truck.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was to work or they were rich or rich. Yeah,
they were rich. You got a trus It's kind of
you had a TV in the fifties, Uh huh. Me
and me and the buckaroos are listening to the radio programs.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I got in the weird rabbit hole the other day
about automobiles. Early in the day had automobiles, Like at
the forties, we had a we had an electric vehicle
in the forties produced by Henry Ford.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Really, yeah, what was it called? Do we not?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't I've forgotten what they called it, the Model
E and then no, it wasn't that. But you know,
we think we have all these inventions. I was reading
about a guy the other day who created the cruise control.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, the faster the automobile got, the harder it was
to push the accelerator down, which created a cruise control effect.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Interesting, I know. Anyway, you got big brains.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I remember as a kid when uh, we had the
gas embargo. I remember people were first buying the locking
gas gps. Oh yeah, I said, some un locking My
dad says, we had those in the thirties. So you
had locking gas caps. Yeah yeah. And we had courage
control in the thirties.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I guess the times were so tough that wouldn't be
unusual for people to steal anything.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Right in the thirties. And then they also had what
I called the tilt steering wheel, but it wasn't the
same design. It was called a fat man wheel.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh you're so fat. You got to make room for
your belly.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah. You had to lift the steering wheel up to
get out, and then you get in and then pull
the wheel back down.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But you know, even when you look at the fat
men in the movies or whatever of the thirties, forties, fifties,
none of them were as fat as the people today.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They were some pretty big guys.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, but I mean, do you see anybody like in
the crowd on average?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, we are much heavier as a society. And RFK
would tell you that and tell you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why, Well, it's the processed foods, right, yeah, so we
got to I mean, but apparently, according to RFK, if
you believe him, that we've put so much stuff into
the food, just even in the fields, that that's making
you fat.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So it had a cancer sandwich yesterday. Did you enjoy
three different types of process meets on us? I had
a dagwood as they called it back in the sixties.
It was a huge sandwich. Good stuff. I love to
taste of that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You know. Thankfully we're getting to the end of the
election season.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Oh my gosh, the countdown is owed. We have what
five more days count today?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Something like that. There is a website I think maybe
it's not even a website, maybe it's an app. I
don't know. It's called call she ka l s Hi.
Apparently these two folks, they're both twenty eight years old.
I don't think there were a couple, although ones a
male and ones a female. Luanna Laura is her name,
(06:55):
and his name is Tarique Monsour. They founded this thing
and the idea was you could legally bet on the election,
and they opened it up. They put their life savings
into that and apparently it's paying out big time. Users
(07:16):
this month have laid down over one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And now it's being name checked in speeches by people
like JD vance Elon Musk, Theo von what's it called again?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Call she k?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think that's how you pronounced it ka lshi.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Let's how something trending? The other they call it poly
market okay, And it was the same thing basically okay.
It was a place where you could bet own anything
and they had the odds of who was going to win.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes. And apparently who is it that said that? THEO
Vaughn said in a podcast, I check call sheet every morning.
It's a great tracker. It's actually people putting their money down.
You're not putting your money down because you're trying to
influence the election. You're putting your money down because you're
pretty sure that the other person that you're betting on
is going to lose or win. So right now, that's
(08:06):
a great point as of this moment. Wow, when did
that happen? I'm just looking at the separation so Donald Trump,
and I almost said, what's her name, Kamala Harris? I
wish I could see the dates because she had a
slight lead over him, And what date did that happen?
(08:28):
Because something happened on one day.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Something happened two days ago, because the polymarket went to
sixty five to thirty five in Trump's favor.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well, it's sixty two thirty eight on October twenty seventh,
so no, but four days ago something happened where it
went They were basically tied and then she dropped it
looks like about two points and he went up two
points on the same day. And they have been moving
steadily in the opposite directions to like you said, it's
(08:56):
like sixty five thirty five.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Now, yeah, the Democrats were outraged this was election interference.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
How is that interference?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Because you're publicizing it, you're allowing it to trend on
X and Elon Musk is trying to put his thumb
on the scales. But like the guy said, these are
people that don't They don't really give a damn who wins.
They're just placing their bet. They just want to make money.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, here we go. Other election betting markets such as
poly market. That's when you were mentioning and predict it
is one word. Predict it have been generating buzz. However,
poly Market is not open for US citizens to bet
and predict it has only been granted the ability to
operate temporarily. A lot of these startups choose an easy path.
(09:40):
But we're thinking long term, says Laura. If in twenty
years the prediction markets have a chance of being big,
it's because they got started the right way. We expect
to be here for the long time. I want to
predict it. Had the had the Yankees losing last night,
you know you had to bring that out.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So sorry. I mean, I'm not even a Dodgers fan.
I got a hat for both.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
That's not you got a Yankees hat and a Dodgers sure,
But are you a Braves fan? I would think you
would have buy Braves.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I've got several Braves hats.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I would have pictured all southern guys. Sure, that's like
the even well, because I don't want to say Tampa
Bay is so new. But Tampa and the Florida Marlins
did they come in the same time. I can't remember.
I think Tampa was here earlier. I think Tampa got
here like the nineties. Marlin's got here in like maybe
the early two thousands or something like that. I don't
(10:35):
have a Marlins lead US. Yeah, teenagers love it. They
went nuts. They loved like the Diamondbacks, Yeah, diamond h
They just started buying all the teams. They don't even
care about the teams anymore. They just care about colors.
And then they also follow players more than teams.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Soccer players, Yeah, they got like of those.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Jersey they're even like basket like Lebron James. They're just
I'm a Lebron fan. I follow Lebron so when he
was with Miami. I wear a Miami jersey when he
was with Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland now I'm a Lakers fan.
But they're not fans of the teams. They're fans of people.
But I'm a Yankees fan. And last night was the
way I look at it. It's almost like as a Gamecock fan.
I look at like the LSU game. We should have
(11:19):
won the LSU game. We should have won the Alabama game.
The head coach from Texas A and M said the
other day, when you look at the game Cocks, they
really should be a six and one team right now.
They should be a six and one team. They're not,
but they should be. They're four and three instead, which
there's a world of difference. And when I look at
(11:42):
the Yankees, they should have won Game one, yep, they
tinkled that one away, and then they definitely should have
won last night, and they tinkled that one away. They
should be winning the World Series right now three to two. Instead,
they're all home fishing or whatever you do in the
off season of baseball. I guess you don't. Probably don't
go fish, and you probably getting ready for the snow skiing.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Maybe a couple of them are practicing their routine fly balls.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
How much does Aaron Judge make.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, enough to make that catch that could make I mean,
that's my mom could have made that.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And Aaron Judge has probably made that catch. I mean
he's what is he like, twenty six years old or whatever.
He's probably made that catch a million times, I would
say five thousand times in his life. I mean it's
basically if you didn't see it was kind of a
well hit but not. He only had to move like
three steps and just catch it. It's almost like catching
(12:40):
somebody throwing you the ball because it didn't get that
high off the ground.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You got to look the ball in the glove before
you make the throw.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Aaron Judge gets an annual salary of forty million dollars,
So for forty million, can you catch the flipping ball
when you could lock.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The ball in the glove then make the throw. Don't
look at the run of first you know where the
run area is or close proximity.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
You know you're in center field. He's in first base.
He's not going to second. He's not going to say
he's not gonna tag up when you're coming in to
catch the ball. All you gonna do is catch the ball.
You could you could throw it between your legs to
the shortstop. After that you don't have to worry about
getting it in. But he just tinkled it away. You
could hear a guy from first goes to second.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yep, you could hear the gasp realm that was the
gasp heard around the world. All of America heard the gasp.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want
to talk about it. Let's talk about other things. What
else we got going on? Well, we've got the answer up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What tucks a piece of candies off my throat?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What you're talking about? The answer is already up for you.
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Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I did go to listen to our friend from wherever
he is with the pronunciations. Yes, and there's two proper pronunciations.
That's unusual. Sometimes they'll say this is the British and
this is the American or whatever he says. Both pronunciations
are both accepted in all parts of the world. The
(14:21):
word I'll pronounce it the more traditional way fake cund
fake cund f e. See, that's why the other one
is fee cund f a is how it's pronounced though
most Yeah, but it's it's spelled f e c un d,
but it's pronounced fake cund. But also pronounced fee cund
(14:43):
is acceptable, Jonathan, your guess for fee cund or fake hund.
I don't know if the cund spelling helps you with
the second syllable fund. See you and like Nancy d.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
D that's that's the only part. I an kiyo. This
is a derivative of a mealed It's not a fruit.
It's a nut.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's a derivative of a of a forgotten which none
of this. It's a derivative of a meal nut.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You were better on the fruit, uh, but not that
it's a fruit. But the the answer is fruitful or productive.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh I thought it was a thing.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So for example, we had a very fake hund meeting.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
God answered a lot of oh I was way off.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well you got the you got the fruit part right.
I don't know if kund means fruit or not, but.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, hey, the great thing is we give you the answer.
That way, you don't have to embarrass yourself like I
do daily. See me, I haven't got one right now,
like a week.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
But you love words.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I do love them.
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To get more tickets, you have to supply your own
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We're the only place.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You don't have to bend the knee to bend the elbow.
That's right, more Zach, And finally, you loved an email
we received describing our company's refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
It's great. I keep nothing in the refrigerator, so I
literally never opened that.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Door, nor do I because I went out I don't
even know, maybe ten years ago and bought a little
mini fridge for my office because ten or more years ago. No,
I actually bought it more than ten years ago. Heck,
I bought that refrigerator when I was still at WNOK.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Those things run forever.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So I bought that refrigerator, gosh, in two thousand and nine,
because I got here in twenty ten on cos So
since two thousand and nine. I was so disgusted by
our company refrigerator in two thousand and nine that I
refused to go in there anymore. But what apparently Christopher's
working theory of the crime scene and it's a crime.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Scene, oh trust me, is that I went and opened
after I saw the email.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That people who no longer work here left food behind.
But he doesn't want to throw anything away if it
might be yours. But he compared it to a science project.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Apparently, as you mentioned on the year earlier, don the
hazmat outfit and take the food to the dumpster.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Now this might be a well, I don't know. At
this point, it's too late. I was going to say,
this might be a timing issue because it's going to
stink to high heaven outside and wait until the day
of the I don't know when the day is that
the truck stay. I don't know, but I would. But
at the same time, it's destroying the refrigerator. Yes, and
(17:50):
apparently he's got food that he likes to put in
there or something when he comes to work.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I can tell you that I'm guessing it was
like two or three year years ago. I saw somebody
with a bottle of water. I said, what did you
get that? They said, some of the refrigerator. I went
and got one, and I was looking on the door
and somebody had put something in there that typically you
don't find it. I don't know what it was. Log
(18:18):
cabin pancake syrup, And I'm like, who would put this
in here? So I'm looking for a name, like who
would put syrup? And the refrigerator that's stupid. So while
I'm looking for the name, I see the expiration day.
It's expired by like six months.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, that could have been my refrigerator. We got a
whole bunch of stuff in there. I'm always shocked at, like,
wait a minute, this salad dressing has been here since
twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's a tricky part. Here's another thing about your talk
about your office refrigerator more too. But you have got
to declare like a designated driver somebody to be in charge.
If you're like my family, I have more condiments in
my refrigerator than I need. So what happened is somebody
will be looking for let's say, Slotsky's Hot sauce, which,
(19:06):
by the way, we lost the Slotskis in West Columbia.
I hate it too, because I love Slotskis. But if
you wanted the Slatsky's Hot sauce and you didn't see
it because you're lazy and you don't look, then you
go on, you get to the pantry, you open up
another bottle. Then you put both bottles and refrigerator, and
somebody inadvertently gets the wrong bottle, you get the one
that's outdated. Now, hot sauce not so much of a problem.
(19:26):
But when you've got like ranch dressing and stuff like
that that can't go bad and will make you sick,
you've got to have somebody who goes through it, like
once a month. This should be the time you do
it at the end of the month. I'm gonna do
it today at my house again. The end of every month.
You go through and you look at the expiration date,
because you'll have, like I guarantee you, I've got three
(19:46):
open bottles of ranch dressing.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
In But is it just you and Sally living there now?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh yeah, But you got to have all the condiments.
The refrigerator in the garage is the one that's the
est that's the condiment refrigerator, the one I used daily.
It's only two or three days. Sally uses a certain dress.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't want to get too far down a rabbit
hole here or is it a rabbit trail? I don't
really I forget which one we're going down, but either
or spices. So my wife the other day some of
you have met her. She's a shorter woman. She's only
five to one and I'm six to one. So she'll
often say, hey, can you get that, rather than her
(20:31):
having to get a step stool to grab stuff off
a shelf. And so she was asking for help with
some spice that she wanted. And I don't think I'm
I don't think I'm exaggerating. I believe we have three
shelves that are nothing but spices. Probably each shelf has
about one hundred on there.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's off all and so I have to go through
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So I am finding as I'm mixing, and I'm like,
wait a minute, didn't I already find a bottle of this?
I'm doing the I'm like, so we have four bottles
of this spice?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Each one goes for ten dollars each, right, so we
got forty dollars worth of whatever, cinnamon or something. And
then you're just going on and on and can they
go bad?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Do spices go bad?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
That's a great question. Know some do. And I tell
you one thing Sally won't allow you to do. If
you got two open bottles of cinnamon, you cannot combine
it into one bottle. You can't mix them that because
one could be older than the other.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And the one that now, all you did was guarantee
you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
So I got to find the oldest one that was
only used two or three times and throw that away.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Throw that away. That was ten dollars you wasted two months,
two years ago.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
You didn't even know what you You charge that to
twenty twenty two that's right, don't that's not twenty twenty
four money. That's twenty twenty two money. What are you
even sweating it for? You already spent it, right, I am.
But anyway, Angela is now working on a new system
to better.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Eliminate the opportunity of double buying.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I think she's buying like a spice er. Of course,
all new systems cost more money. Sure, I don't know
why we can't have a system just alphabetically. You've just
put things in place. But that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So I remember something I saw a long time ago
that we really ought to bring back. And I believe
that Amway is no longer a thing?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Is It's not?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well me?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I thought they changed the name to something something different,
because isn't that what the girl who used to be
on the morning show is doing?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
This is such a great idea. So I remember when
Amway I got hooked in. Somebody wanted to invite me
to an Amway meeting and they said, we get a
new gadget. I'm like, okay, the gadget things got me interested.
What's the gadget. I'm not going to the meeting. Just
show me the gadget. So the gadget was at the time,
it manted on your wall, and it was hooked up
(22:50):
to your telephone, your landline. This is how old this
process was. Okay, And when you get a can of
soup out of your cabinet, Yes, you're gonna make a
can tomato soup. Cammebell's tomato soup. Sure, you'd wave the
UPC code under the scanner next to the phone. Wow,
and then you'd open it up and you'd use it.
Now once a month, once two weeks, whatever. You hit
(23:11):
the button and the machine uses the landline to call
Amway and places your order for everything that had accepted
that you've scanned in the past month. So you constantly
are only buying things that you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Use Now, isn't that kind of what the the refrigerator
thing does? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I don't this is what I'm saying. There is the
equivalent of that out there, because I need that just
for the spices.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I don't know. I remember seeing the refrigerator and I
remember thinking to myself, But maybe now it's not such
a bad idea, like go ye, these people are lazy.
But it would tell you, like apparently, like if you
remove like this can of whatever I have in my
hand here I don't even want. This is called some
sort of energy drink. I pull that out and it
would show you, like on a list, you went from
(23:57):
nine cans to eight.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It's automatic inventory.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's just automatically letting you know what you have left
in there. And then apparently it would if you said, well, crap,
I'm pretty low on everything. You could ask the refrigerator
to order it. No, what recipes can I make with
the stuff that's in here?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh? Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
So then they would say, well, you got a can
of this and a thing of that. If you already
have this in your pantry, then you can make zucchini
or whatever. I don't know what you want, but that
refrigerator probably costs more than my house, you know, so
at least my vehicle.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's a little pricey if you want the technology.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But I guess what tomorrow are we going to focus
on company refrigerators.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Community refrigerator refrigerators? That's always good. We always get people
calling that with unbelievable stories about what the hell they found.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I yeah, somebody who was it that explained why the
community refrigerators are so bad? And it was basically, there
is nobody responsible.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Right, there's no accountability.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah. It's like, well, I'm only using it for one thing, sure,
so why should I be responsible for cleaning it up?
And everybody has that same attitude. I just put a
sandwich in there every morning and I take it out
at lunch. I don't even use it for a day,
so why would I be held accountable or expected to
clean it? And then the other guy who's like, well
I just bring it in and do this, everybody says
the same thing, and then nobody cleans it, and then
(25:25):
it's a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
The left over half of a Jimmy John sandwich get
getting shoved back further into the little drawer, and then
you pull it out like Christopher did the other day,
and you go What the hell was this.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I wondered, maybe just a thinking out loud here, Perhaps
what Christopher should do, seeing that he's taking this responsibility
and we salute him for that, is put it in
the freezer till the truck dump truck comes. Yes, till
I do that, till the Donald Trump dump truck arrives.
That's good, the Donald Trump garbage truck gets here, then
(25:57):
we could go bring it to the dumps.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Anything that's left over or anything like a piece of chicken.
We didn't cook it. Now it's a little questionable because
chicken will go back pretty quick. I put it in
the ziplob bag, throw it into the freezer in the
outside the carporard refrigerator. Yes, and then on Sunday nights,
I take another bag and I pull all the frozen
stuff out. Oil boy, very organic.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You do a lot of work around your house.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well here, well that maybe we want to talk about
the second nastiest thing on the face of the earth
other than the office refrigerator, which is your trash can. Yeah,
that's pretty much, because if you don't put it in
a bag before you put it in the trash can,
somebody just pulls out like a Chick fil a bag
and throws it in your trash can. Guaranteed, if your
trash comes on us on a Monday, which mind does
(26:40):
you throw it in there on a Tuesday, You're gonna
have like a piece of chicken sandwich and something and
some fries. Now you got maggots in the bottom of
your trash can. We've got mails to high Heaven. I
have not seen the maggots. What I have seen is
a very densely organized trail of ants. They are, but
(27:02):
they're on it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I mean there's no space between the ants, and they
are just flowing. It looks like a moving thing.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And it just the most organized creature on the face
of the earth. Yeah, the colony of ants. And you
can see that they must be living out in the
woods somewhere. And then somebody said, wait a second, I
smell something, and they've all now formed this line. It's
like a I don't know, a thousand or two thousand
yards or whatever. And they go right up the back
of the garbage can, and they somehow slide right on
(27:31):
ends and then you if you open it up and
look inside, you see them going on down and then
here's the line coming right back up.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't know what do they do with that?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did they talk to each other when they pass each other?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Hey, Ralph mourning Fred.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
My dad claimed last week that heat got some of that,
got some grits and threw it out on an ant.
He'll yeah, because you know, supposedly the ant eats the grit.
The grit swells because of the consumption inside of the
absorption of the water, and it kills the ants.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Didn't know this. That's that's that's country wisdom right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
There, country wisdom. Well, they're on to him.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
They won't eat it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
No, he said, he threw some some grits. Now, my
dad's retired now, so he's got plenty of time on
his hands. But he said, you know, those little creatures
brought that back up. I guess the queen rejected him,
reject him, take that back, and they started piling it
up to on one side of the end hill together,
(28:31):
bring it all the grits back and piling them up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You messed up. Now we got to bring it all
back up. I thought't gonna say. They delivered it back
to his door. I thought you had us. Now you stop,
you stepped at it.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Amazing creatures, all right, Wow, we've had way too much
fun at today's podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, hopefully somebody else enjoyed it besides us.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So here's the thing, Uh, tomorrow morning six thirty. You
already got the answer. It's going to be in the
Morning Rush blog. It's already there, he looked up. But
give you a chance to win the Kepmore tickets. And
we want to talk about the nastest, the nastiest thing.
Or were you the one? Were you bam privileges at
your office? That's probably a good idea. Find out who
the problem isn't banned them, make them go buy their
own damn refrigerator like Kelly did.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But we think that these people no longer work.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Here, that's true. We should send it to them.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
You guys, don't put it in a box. You forgot this? Hey, Ron, Yeah,
I know you left in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Good, Hey, what's going on? We need to be talking about?
You know, how to reach out to us by social media?
By email? I am Rush at ninety seven five WCS
dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
In nash at ninety seven five WS dot com.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
We start talking, you start winning. Use the same number
to talk and them We end of day to three
nine seven eight w COS on the morning rush. Thank god,
it's Friday tomorrow.
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