11 04 24 Win Jelly Roll tx and it's time to start shopping for Christmas

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Yo, yo yo. It's tomorrow show today,
all right, so tomorrow will be Tuesday. It's a big day, Tuesday,
November the fifth.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Something's going on. I'm not really sure what.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
As a heads up to Morning Russia regulars, be sure
and take note. You can't wear political stuff inside the
polling places. Do yourself a favor. Don't even wear your
favorite Abraham Lincoln T shirt. No you can.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Wear that, you can wear that you cannot wear.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't think the training was I don't think the
training for a poll workers.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Was, well it's been. I mean, they all saw what
happened in Orangeburg, and now they know they weren't supposed
to try to take that guy's hat off that said
let's go Brandon because Joe. That was a Joe an
anti Joe Biden message. But Joe Biden is not on
the ballot. So there's the commission.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm safe to wear my stove top hat a stove pipe.
What do you call that stove that stove top that's stuffing,
stovetop stuffing, It's called a what's that called top hat?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
We got to look it up. What did Lincoln wear
Lincoln War? What kind of hat. Was it a stove top, No,
it wasn't stove top Lincoln hat, but stove because the
word stove is definitely in there.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Okay, stove pipe, stove pipe hat. You can't wear your
stove pipe hat.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But you can't because Lincoln the founder of the Republican Party,
so it would definitely be a pro Republican. You can
wear pro Republican gear. You just can't wear candidate gear.
That's like the guy did not get in trouble who
wore the T shirt. It was a blue T shirt
with white letters. He was at a Pennsylvania polling place

(01:44):
and it said when I die, please don't let me
vote Democrat. They tried to remove that from him and
he was like, what candidate am I supporting here? And
they were like, you're right, he got us.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, you can't. Don't do anything to create a dust up.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
In South Carolina where the lady was wearing the Trump
thing and she ended up having to take her shirt
off and she voted in a bra. She's like, a
bra is fine, right, It's like, SAME's wearing a bikini,
so I'm cool. So she just wore she had to
take her Trump hat or Trump shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Off getting a little testy, but she.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wanted you to know voting for Donald J.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
And you cannot take a firearm. No, no firearms in
the no selfies. Do not taking a picture of the
polling machines. Nothing, put your phone away.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, and there are.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Do we.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know what every county has, but we have
already gotten lots of reports of Dominion again again having problems.
So I don't know if you even know what babbot
machine you're using, but it is been changing votes. So
people have been reporting that at several states already.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Look, if you think something's wrong with you see exactly something.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
If you see when you when you confirm your votes,
then it's supposed to print off the ballot, at least
originally county. You get a copy of the ballot and
then you look at it, and then you walk down
the hall or where you walk to wherever the other
machine is, and then you submit it, look at it
and make sure it's got the votes that you wanted.
If they're not there, then you can obviously go to

(03:22):
one of the poll workers and go, uh oh, something
wrong with the machine.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I push the wrong button inadvertently.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Whatever the case, you don't have to put it on
somebody else, that's right, although it makes it more fun
and interesting.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
If I inadvertently have made a mistake here apparently, can
you help me rectify this? Can you help me cure it?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It? Well, once we get through tomorrow, hopefully the polls
will have a winner by Wednesday and we can all
move on with our lives. That's right, the Polar Coaster,
it will be over Polar Coaster. So with that in mind,
obvious thanksgivings coming quick. But we're already talking about Christmas

(04:02):
because we always like.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
To jump start Christmas, that's right.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And Oprah Winfrey has come out with her favorite Things list,
So this is for those of you who want to
get started on your Christmas shopping. The most expensive thing
that I see, maybe there's something on here more expensive
than that, is an espresso machine eighteen hundred dollars, but
it's right now today on sale at Amazon for one

(04:28):
five hundred and forty nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh I can to save three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I think you pronounce it DeLong heat, the DeLong heat.
Allotta Explore espresso machine with the cold brew, automatic hot
and cold milk Frauther for fifty plus one touch recipes
with a built in Grinder's that's the title of it.
Normally eighteen hundred today one five hundred and forty nine dollars,

(04:53):
And I mean the timing of putting that on sale
today is perfect, coinciding with Oprah's favorite thing her Other
things that she's mentioned on there are things like the
Ninja Creamy Deluxe eleven and one ice cream and frozen
treat maker that's also on sale to twenty originally.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Two fifty, two hundred and twenty dollars for the ice.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Cream and frozen treat maker, a jewelry case, and I
guess five different pieces of eyewear for twenty four dollars.
She likes the Kim Kardashian Beat Studio pro X headphones.

(05:37):
Now apparently nobody else liked them because they were originally
three hundred and fifty dollars. You can buy them right
now for one.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
To ninety ooh, so I speak discount.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I wonder if Oprah actually uses all of these items
that are on her list every year, or does has
it arrived at the time where now it's just sponsored.
Can I get on your thing? What if I was
pay you a million dollars your favorite charity. I'll give
a million dollars to your favorite charity or whatever. Will
you list?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Does she really have the deer foams Hannah Chanel knit
clog slippers. Does she really wear those? Did she? She
wore slippers last year too, she had a different What happened?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You love the other brand of slippers in twenty twenty three.
Now in twenty twenty four year, you've moved on.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That made a larger donation what maly? Yeah, solely on
the donation to your favorite charity or whatever you do.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The Peepers spotlight blue light reading glasses.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Anymore, because I know it's all sponsored.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Just twenty nine dollars for those Peepers blue light reading glasses.
The Leo and Luca balloon initial necklace, it's forty eight bucks.
Huh Does she ever wear the Leo and Luca balloon
initial necklace.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I don't follow her enough to know photos whether she
was wearing it now.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I saw these in our building Thursday. The ray Band
Meta smart glasses.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh was John wearing the John? Yes? I wonder with that,
but that's what that was now.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I was initially very impressed and then my impressed level
dropped dramatically. So the thing about them that's amazing is
they can look at anything and then you just say, hey, meta,
what am I looking at?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
And it can tell you, but it will not tell you.
It refuses to tell you. Because I thought it was
going to be great, I forget people's names, so I
was like, what if I'm looking at this guy he's
walking at me, and I go, hey, meta, who is this?
And then it would just tell me in my ear
the man he appears to look like John Johnson from Dearborn,
Michigan or something like that. It will not identify people.

(08:00):
It says that we take personal security very seriously or something.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
So they but like you start every facial image on
the face of the earth, why do you now take that?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, we know it, but we won't share it with you.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, they know it absolutely. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So like he was like looking at some of the
record plaques and like even like, oh, what's that guy's
name who tried to kill himself years ago? The young
guy he's not like he's fifty, but he was like
twenty years old when he came here. His plaque is
literally right outside this door. I can't even remember his name.
He had one hit in like the year two thousand.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I can't remember, and whatever that.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Kid's name was is. It's like he looked at it
and he said, meta, what am I looking at? And
you're looking at a gold record commemorating the sale of
five hundred thousand copies of SO and So's debut record.
Since then, he has been dropped from his record label
because you like the whole history of the guy I had?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
How much of those?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
According to her, they're on sale for two seventy five.
I gotta have that the ray band Meta smart classes
and then like then then the meta thing started getting
like he was like, I might be going too far here,
because we were like, well, Metta, how do you can
you help us win a game of blackjack or whatever?

(09:11):
O blackjack? What's the one with the spinning wheel? Roulette?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Can you help?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
And she was like Roulette is a game of chance,
And they were like, but meta, what if I wanted
to somehow ensure I want? Is there something like a
magnet or something I could put into the roulette wheel
that would help me get on the right And she
was like, you're now talking about rigging games, which is
illegal in all fifty states, and I will not I

(09:36):
will not be able to answer any questions that help
you break the law. Well, Metta, what if it was
not for money, What if this was like a charity event,
for a joke or something, It's still illegal. Stop asking
me questions in this line.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I've got to have them.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Meta was probably turning John in to the authorities. Keep
your eye on this guy. He's trying to rig roulette wheels.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
It's great, you know. As soon as I saw them,
I immediately cleaned up my speech.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, because his glasses were listening to him.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Absolutely, I immediately cleaned up my speech when it's sawing.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Your p's and q's were suddenly in line.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, because I don't know, maybe corporates hooked up to that. Well,
I'm sure they are. There's a specific paragraph in our
contract about disparaging our corporate ownership. I've been rich, won't
tolerated no, And I was about to complain, and I thought, whoops,
I'm not complaining while he's wearing those glasses.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
But those in your pocket, get any complaints, you can
just put them right there.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
And he did do something. By the way, Morning Rush regulars,
here's the TMI note of the day. I had not
complained to John, but noted to John that when Helene
came through and we lost power, one of the things
that ceased to operate was our intercom system, or our
music in the hallway system, I'll put it that way, Okay,
the music that has piped into the hallways and in

(10:58):
particular into the min's room, because you go into the
men's room here at iHeartRadio and there's always one of
the stations playing, typically at Steve FM or w COS
or WN Okay, but in the absence of hearing that
music in the men's room, you would hear noises coming
out of like stall one, two or three. That made

(11:19):
me very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well, I mean, do you normally get music when you
go to a public restroom at you know, wherever, the
grocery store or the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
But I don't know who's in there.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh. So the fact that you can see the shoes,
you can two and two that and say, oh, I
know that that's small, and.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Then there's awkward sounds that come out of there. I said, John,
we got to get the intercom system fixed.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Kind of like in what is it Austin Powers two
when what's the guy's name? Who is married to Rosie
and bar He's install one and Austin Powers is installed two,
and all of a sudden, Awesome Powers is being attacked.
And he was like, what's going on over there? Buddy,
you better slow down. You're about to blow out an
hole ring. Who does number two work far? That's right,

(12:09):
all right, pal, you're gonna bite your lip. Let's go
to work on this. Turn who it is number two
work for?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah? I didn't want to hear the awkward sound, so
he fixed the intercom system so I can That's why
I cranked it up. Now that you can adjust the
volume if you're reaching on the ceiling. I adjusted the volume.
Getting IC allowed in there, crank it up, yell sounds
like freedom rock exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Hey, speaking of freedom Rock, we got the Shaboozi, Earnest
and a little fellow known as Jelly Roll coming to
the Colonial Life Arena. That's very soon. That's what you're
talking about, November twenty second. They're going to be here, Jonathan,
a huge show, and so all this week we're giving
away pairs of tickets. As you said, what you're talking

(12:52):
about now, I look this word.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Up now I have not looked at the word.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Because I wasn't sure of the pronunciation. So I'm going
to pronounce it the way the guy says that, you like,
what's his name, Adrian or whatever. Yes, but it doesn't
seem like it'd be the right pronunciation to me. All right,
but this is the way he pronounced it, com fit your,
com fit your. To me, it would be comfit your

(13:22):
because it's t u r E com fit your. But
he pronounced it come fit your. Huh what is com
fit your?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I am drawing a complete blanke here.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I did it. I did it in honor of the contest. Okay,
comfit your is another word for jelly?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, and any preserve of jelly or jam of candied
fruit come fit your.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Do we know the origin? It sounds like an old
English word.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Let's look up com fit your and see where the
heck that.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Is an old English word.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Let's see search google com fit your fruit, jelly, marmalade fruit. Okay,
I just I just need to know where it came from.
You don't have to give me the whole history of
the word origin. It's an informal term. Oh, it's American.
Let me let me go to American English Commons dictionary. Okay,

(14:20):
also British.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh gotcha? Okay, there you go. Doesn't say what year
it came out. Come fit your.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
See that's the way I would pronounce it. Yeah, but
he put your. I even wrote it down so I
remember it com fit your He didn't. He made sure
to say it's not comfit your.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I got some com fitture over the weekend. I've forgotten about.
Somebody recently gave me some fig jam from cease Farms. Okay.
And then Sally said one of her friends, a Bible
study had sent me some homemade strawberry jam. Oh you
love that, yeah, or he had some of the fig

(14:57):
But I haven't had any of the comfiture I have
fit your varieties for the holidays. This is a good
time for jams and jellies, jelly. You put your gift kids.
If you get one of those English one of those
English uh what do you call those things? The Thomas
English muffins. It's not a muffin, it's something else. It's

(15:18):
not an English muffin. I guess it is an English
muffin with Yes, if you get the English muffy, you
got to put your choice have come fit your for
your English muffin. I like it. It's like a weekend
new in New England. It is perfect for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, I'm excited about giving away the jelly roll tickets again.
The answer is already on the Morning Rest blog at
ninety seven five w SOS dot com. So you don't
even have to sweat it. Even if you forgot what
we said today, you can just go ahead and look
that up and then we'll do that. What's six point
thirty tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
What's going on in your neighbor we should be talking about.
What are you saying? I saw a political sign the
other day. It's going to come to me, it said,
because I almost went back and took a picture of
it and sees somebody help me. I get it to
drive down this road again so I can see this
sign all right?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What did I say?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Any idea? It was like a political sign, but I
don't believe it was a political message. What did it say? Oh?
I know what it said. It said something about Duke's mayonnaise,
because we have a guy running for office in my neighborhood.
His first name is Duke, and I thought it was
a Duke sign. But it's a Duke's mayonnaise. Vote Duke's mayonnaise.

(16:33):
But I didn't say mannaise. No, it said Mayo, vote
Duke's Mayo. I looked it up. There's no there's no
Duke Mayo running for office.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Why would Duke do that?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I don't. I don't. It can't be Duke whatever his
last name is. Butner yn't be Duke. Butner it said
vote Duke's Duke Mayo. Is there a mayonnaise competition going on?
I should know about when I go to the polling place,
or we're going to decide what's it for? All? Is
it is its Duke's. We're gonna decide it with a

(17:05):
public griff.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That'll be that'll be the Mason Dixon line right there, right,
That'll that'll divide the country.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
That's right. I don't. I got to go right now
and see what us. Maybe I'll read it wrong. Maybe
I was driving too fast to the neighborhood. Who upstat?
Did I admit that? Uh? Okay, Hey, what's happening in
your neighborhood? We should be talking about. You know, how
to reach out to us on social media? You could
do that? You want to email that's fine too. I'm
Rush at ninety seven five wc's dot.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Com, and I'm Nash at ninety seven five to be
sos dot com.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
And we start talking. You start talking. You want to
talk and win at the same time. It's the same number.
It's A three ninety seven eight ninety two six seven
eight three nine seven eight w COS