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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Happy Friday. It's tomorrow show today, Monday morning.
This coming countdown to Christmas is going to be on
by them, brother, all kind of Christmas shopping, Christmas parties.
Got to get your work done somewhere along the way,
all right, So let's talk about some of the things
we can talk about Monday morning and then we get
to what you're talking about. We're also going to be
still celebrating the holiday lights on the river at Soldashells Park.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, We've been doing that all this past week. We
will continue it on Monday. The word is laconic.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Laconic.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, Now this has got an interesting backstory that you
don't have to know any of this to win the prize.
But apparently Laconia and the leaders in Laconia back in
the ancient times, they were known for their smart alec
quick witted responses. Okay, and I'm trying to remembering one
(00:58):
of the stories where somebody was writing to them, you know, I,
you know, do you want me to invade Laconia or not?
And then he's like, because if I invade Laconia, I
will leave it as rubble or something like that. And
(01:18):
the leader of Laconia responded if that was his only response, Yeah,
so the word yeah, you might, you probably are a
little laconian. So laconic is saying a lot with just
a few words. As radio program directors, they would have
(01:40):
wanted all their talent to be laconic.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, I remember.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Being yelled at when I became a new DJ, a
little baby DJ, as they would say, because I used
the word degrees in the temperature. I said something like,
you know, and and tonight. Back when I first started,
I would try to listen to, like I don't even
know who I was listening to, maybe the guy's on
the beautiful music station or something. And I had this
(02:06):
impression that if you gave more information or you used
more verbiage, it made you sound intelligent. I think, I
don't know what I was thinking, to be honest with you,
but I but it would be something like, it's you know,
tomorrow's high will be sixty four degrees winds out of
the southeast, it's seven miles per hour, and currently it's
(02:27):
sixty four degrees downtown. And he was like, Kelly killing
nobody gives a fly in whatever about the wind speeds
unless they're going to be like twenty five miles an
hour or more so, shut up with the wind. Secondly,
when you say it's sixty four, do you think there's
they might misinterpret it to be something other than degrees?
(02:48):
Is there something? Is there another measurement that people might
think that you're using. It's like, well, no, He's like,
how would your friend how would you say if your
friend said, what's it going to be tomorrow? You'd say, oh,
it's gonna be Sonny in sixty four and that's the forecast.
Shut up, get back to the music. So that was
the way they taught me to be laconic.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I like it. I like it at Shakespeare said, brevity's
the soul of wit, the.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Whole good point.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's t f U S. That's tfu S Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm trying to figure out, Jonathan. I saw this story
this morning. We didn't bring it up on the show.
I'll bring it up on the podcast. Doubtful that we'll
get to it on Monday. There's a woman named I'm
gonna guess her name is pronounced Genesea. Rebecca is her
last name. Genesea Rebecca is twenty nine years old. She
lives in Miami. She's a former stripper who is apparently
(03:50):
making her living now as an only fans I'll use
the word model.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's the name Jenna Sia.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Jennison, Well, Jessinia, Jessina, Oh, Jessinia. Yeah. And she apparently
posted on her Instagram account her Christmas girlfriend package. And
so for the you, if you are interested, it says
right here, the Silver package, you have to give her
two hundred and fifty dollars plus a gift valued at
(04:19):
one hundred dollars or more. And for that you will
get I think it's two hours where she will come
to your family's home and she's willing to tell a
few jokes there.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Now for the Gold package, that's four hundred and fifty
dollars and she will come to your home for three hours.
Now for the six hundred dollars Platinum.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Package, that's what I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
She is willing to say I love you in front
of the family, and she will create a story about
how you met.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So who's buying this? Who in the w world would
want to buy a package for a fake girlfriend to
come to your parents' house?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A disgruntled ex husband?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, So I'm I'm I'm going to I'm going
to have dinner with my ex wife in her house.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That would be too good, wouldn't it? And I show
doing it for the kids? Are we doing it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
For the kids? I'm bringing in this bombshell stripper I
see in my mind.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Maybe that's the only way that you would utilize this really,
I mean, come on, unless you've got to take her
to an office party, I would.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just be absolutely fascinated to know who, if anyone, but
office party would be.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A good place to take her. If family function, probably
not unless you really got a great opportunity you can't
pass up. But an office party, I'm sure will be
the most well, I know it could be another social circle,
so it'd be a circle party, I tell you that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could this be the beginning of like a movie? This
feels like a movie.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
This does feel like a television show.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You've basically she's a prostitute, although she's not going to
have sex with you, right, you've seen her having sex.
I'm the only FANU I mean, how you started following her?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm assuming maybe seen her partially clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, she is a sex object, Yeah, she's a sex
She's made herself into sex object. That's her that's her
goal in life, and she's apparently paid pretty well for it,
making good money, and so now she wants to make
more money. So for what was it, six hundred dollars,
She'll come to your family's Christmas party, so good for
four hours, tell you that announced that I love you
(06:48):
in front of them, and kiss you and kiss you
and tell you, tell them a story about how y'all
met it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's so good?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Could they then fall in love?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That is where this is where the television story gets interesting,
because she falls in love. Yeah, he does it?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, no, no, I just really needed you to help
me out in that situation. You were great, thank you,
But I thought there was a little something there.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And it's not that he was lonely and looking for love.
She falls in love because outside of that lonely room
where she spends all of her time in front of
a camera, never really having the emotional touch that she desires,
never being able to share her true feelings, she felt
the guy she can share it with. He's like, no, witch,
I just like you have the palm of my hand
(07:36):
on my smartphone. Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love this that, she added so I'm just reading
this from the New York Post. I'm not gonna read
this from the New York Post word for word. Meanwhile,
men can pay six hundred dollars for the Platinum package,
which will see the stunner pose for a loving girlfriend
for six hours. The former stripper will even say I
love you to the paying client in front of his
family and plant to kiss only on the cheek. Not
(08:00):
one to shy away from hard work. Justinia or Jasina,
however you say her name, will even pitch in to
help wash dishes for the family after the meal, to
look like every inch of the devoted girlfriend so good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
This girl knows how to work it. Six hundred dollars, girl,
double that. That's a twelve hundred dollars package right there.
I'm just I don't know it should be booked.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Out your parents, because in my mind it's it's somebody
who's never been able to score a girlfriend out. You know,
they don't have a girlfriend basically, right, And every year
they go home, they're like thirty five years old and
they never had a girlfriend, and their mom and dad
are like, well, is this the year? And he is
(08:47):
just feeling like defeated and deflated. So you're not just
walking in with some average chick. You've got a girl
who makes her living in the sex industry. She was
a stripper who now does pornographic acts.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What happened to dad says? I know you from somewhere. Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Did you have to meet her on only fans because
that's where I met her.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm a subscriber, So good.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just I love it. This thing is, this thing
is right rife, just waiting for a disaster to blow
up in your face, waiting.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Especially if you went with like one of your cousins,
one of your cousins absolutely is going to be to
remember who she is.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh if you got a big male yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
In that twenty year old range, which would be even
greater because that probably start a fight because his wife's
going to go, wait mate, you know her from where?
What if?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
What if he's singling he's trying to know this is
a package problem. What if I three a thousand? You
leave him? Come with me.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
This is good. I'm telling you. She can be booked out.
She'll be overbooked for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
All right, Well, we hope to hear maybe somebody will
book her up here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
She'll be coming a saluta for the holidays for Miami.
You gotta pet for the airfare. I'm sure she's.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? What kind of
strippers you have in Christmas? With? Let us know. You
can reach out to us.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Social media, But we didn't get our thing in as well.
We also have the best pet names of twenty twenty five.
That was the thing we definitely wanted.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
We got a lot to talk about Monday then best
pet names.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, and this is interesting to me. The number one
fastest growing name for pets in twenty twenty four, both
cats and dogs. Taylor Swift, Oh got it, but also
up one hundred and eleven percent. Jane Fonda, Oh my god,
are these older people? They must be older people naming
(10:43):
their pets. Jane Fonda. Beyonce is only up twenty eight percent.
We also have Bradley Cooper is the fastest growing names
right now for male and Chandler Bing is very popular now.
Matthew Perry's is up, but not as much as Chandler Bing,
(11:05):
but still the traditional male dog names somewhat traditional, seem
to be the most popular. Number one dog name is
Charlie and Max number one and two female dog names
are Luna and Bella.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I can't believe, damn it never makes the list. It's
my favorite pet name. Damn it. Get off the sofa.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, that's a great one. How did you come up
with your dog or cat name? And did you name
them after a celebrity? There was a celebrity influence behind it?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did you name your pet after only fans?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But yes, did you? Will she bring? Will she bring
a dog or a cat? And say this is you
adopted it together. Make up some story about how we
adopted this dog together.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about you. How to reach out to us
as social media? You can also use that email Aya
Rush at ninety seven five, but you.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
See us that co and Nash at ninety seven fives.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Do we start talking, you start winning talking in winning
on the same numbers, winning the talking and be sure
and click on it. They get the answer. We like
the clicks on the web page.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The lady this morning clicked on it yesterday and then
remembered the answer. She woke up and the first thing
she did this morning was calling she like woke up
like five minutes before the contest. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Nine seven eight ninety six seven nine seven eight w
COS eight three mind You nine seven eight w COS
in the Morning watch
Hello, Kelly Nash, Happy Friday. It's tomorrow show today, Monday morning.
This coming countdown to Christmas is going to be on
by them, brother, all kind of Christmas shopping, Christmas parties.
Got to get your work done somewhere along the way,
all right, So let's talk about some of the things
we can talk about Monday morning and then we get
to what you're talking about. We're also going to be
still celebrating the holiday lights on the river at Soldashells Park.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, We've been doing that all this past week. We
will continue it on Monday. The word is laconic.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Laconic.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, Now this has got an interesting backstory that you
don't have to know any of this to win the prize.
But apparently Laconia and the leaders in Laconia back in
the ancient times, they were known for their smart alec
quick witted responses. Okay, and I'm trying to remembering one
(00:58):
of the stories where somebody was writing to them, you know, I,
you know, do you want me to invade Laconia or not?
And then he's like, because if I invade Laconia, I
will leave it as rubble or something like that. And
(01:18):
the leader of Laconia responded if that was his only response, Yeah,
so the word yeah, you might, you probably are a
little laconian. So laconic is saying a lot with just
a few words. As radio program directors, they would have
(01:40):
wanted all their talent to be laconic.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, I remember.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Being yelled at when I became a new DJ, a
little baby DJ, as they would say, because I used
the word degrees in the temperature. I said something like,
you know, and and tonight. Back when I first started,
I would try to listen to, like I don't even
know who I was listening to, maybe the guy's on
the beautiful music station or something. And I had this
(02:06):
impression that if you gave more information or you used
more verbiage, it made you sound intelligent. I think, I
don't know what I was thinking, to be honest with you,
but I but it would be something like, it's you know,
tomorrow's high will be sixty four degrees winds out of
the southeast, it's seven miles per hour, and currently it's
(02:27):
sixty four degrees downtown. And he was like, Kelly killing
nobody gives a fly in whatever about the wind speeds
unless they're going to be like twenty five miles an
hour or more so, shut up with the wind. Secondly,
when you say it's sixty four, do you think there's
they might misinterpret it to be something other than degrees?
(02:48):
Is there something? Is there another measurement that people might
think that you're using. It's like, well, no, He's like,
how would your friend how would you say if your
friend said, what's it going to be tomorrow? You'd say, oh,
it's gonna be Sonny in sixty four and that's the forecast.
Shut up, get back to the music. So that was
the way they taught me to be laconic.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I like it. I like it at Shakespeare said, brevity's
the soul of wit, the.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Whole good point.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's t f U S. That's tfu S Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm trying to figure out, Jonathan. I saw this story
this morning. We didn't bring it up on the show.
I'll bring it up on the podcast. Doubtful that we'll
get to it on Monday. There's a woman named I'm
gonna guess her name is pronounced Genesea. Rebecca is her
last name. Genesea Rebecca is twenty nine years old. She
lives in Miami. She's a former stripper who is apparently
(03:50):
making her living now as an only fans I'll use
the word model.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's the name Jenna Sia.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Jennison, Well, Jessinia, Jessina, Oh, Jessinia. Yeah. And she apparently
posted on her Instagram account her Christmas girlfriend package. And
so for the you, if you are interested, it says
right here, the Silver package, you have to give her
two hundred and fifty dollars plus a gift valued at
(04:19):
one hundred dollars or more. And for that you will
get I think it's two hours where she will come
to your family's home and she's willing to tell a
few jokes there.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Now for the Gold package, that's four hundred and fifty
dollars and she will come to your home for three hours.
Now for the six hundred dollars Platinum.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Package, that's what I'm going for.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
She is willing to say I love you in front
of the family, and she will create a story about
how you met.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So who's buying this? Who in the w world would
want to buy a package for a fake girlfriend to
come to your parents' house?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
A disgruntled ex husband?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, So I'm I'm I'm going to I'm going
to have dinner with my ex wife in her house.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That would be too good, wouldn't it? And I show
doing it for the kids? Are we doing it.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
For the kids? I'm bringing in this bombshell stripper I
see in my mind.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Maybe that's the only way that you would utilize this really,
I mean, come on, unless you've got to take her
to an office party, I would.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just be absolutely fascinated to know who, if anyone, but
office party would be.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A good place to take her. If family function, probably
not unless you really got a great opportunity you can't
pass up. But an office party, I'm sure will be
the most well, I know it could be another social circle,
so it'd be a circle party, I tell you that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Could this be the beginning of like a movie? This
feels like a movie.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
This does feel like a television show.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You've basically she's a prostitute, although she's not going to
have sex with you, right, you've seen her having sex.
I'm the only FANU I mean, how you started following her?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm assuming maybe seen her partially clothes.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, she is a sex object, Yeah, she's a sex
She's made herself into sex object. That's her that's her
goal in life, and she's apparently paid pretty well for it,
making good money, and so now she wants to make
more money. So for what was it, six hundred dollars,
She'll come to your family's Christmas party, so good for
four hours, tell you that announced that I love you
(06:48):
in front of them, and kiss you and kiss you
and tell you, tell them a story about how y'all
met it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's so good?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Could they then fall in love?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That is where this is where the television story gets interesting,
because she falls in love. Yeah, he does it?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, no, no, I just really needed you to help
me out in that situation. You were great, thank you,
But I thought there was a little something there.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And it's not that he was lonely and looking for love.
She falls in love because outside of that lonely room
where she spends all of her time in front of
a camera, never really having the emotional touch that she desires,
never being able to share her true feelings, she felt
the guy she can share it with. He's like, no, witch,
I just like you have the palm of my hand
(07:36):
on my smartphone. Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I love this that, she added so I'm just reading
this from the New York Post. I'm not gonna read
this from the New York Post word for word. Meanwhile,
men can pay six hundred dollars for the Platinum package,
which will see the stunner pose for a loving girlfriend
for six hours. The former stripper will even say I
love you to the paying client in front of his
family and plant to kiss only on the cheek. Not
(08:00):
one to shy away from hard work. Justinia or Jasina,
however you say her name, will even pitch in to
help wash dishes for the family after the meal, to
look like every inch of the devoted girlfriend so good.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
This girl knows how to work it. Six hundred dollars, girl,
double that. That's a twelve hundred dollars package right there.
I'm just I don't know it should be booked.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Out your parents, because in my mind it's it's somebody
who's never been able to score a girlfriend out. You know,
they don't have a girlfriend basically, right, And every year
they go home, they're like thirty five years old and
they never had a girlfriend, and their mom and dad
are like, well, is this the year? And he is
(08:47):
just feeling like defeated and deflated. So you're not just
walking in with some average chick. You've got a girl
who makes her living in the sex industry. She was
a stripper who now does pornographic acts.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What happened to dad says? I know you from somewhere. Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Did you have to meet her on only fans because
that's where I met her.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm a subscriber, So good.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just I love it. This thing is, this thing
is right rife, just waiting for a disaster to blow
up in your face, waiting.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Especially if you went with like one of your cousins,
one of your cousins absolutely is going to be to
remember who she is.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh if you got a big male yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
In that twenty year old range, which would be even
greater because that probably start a fight because his wife's
going to go, wait mate, you know her from where?
What if?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
What if he's singling he's trying to know this is
a package problem. What if I three a thousand? You
leave him? Come with me.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
This is good. I'm telling you. She can be booked out.
She'll be overbooked for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
All right, Well, we hope to hear maybe somebody will
book her up here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
She'll be coming a saluta for the holidays for Miami.
You gotta pet for the airfare. I'm sure she's.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood? What kind of
strippers you have in Christmas? With? Let us know. You
can reach out to us.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Social media, But we didn't get our thing in as well.
We also have the best pet names of twenty twenty five.
That was the thing we definitely wanted.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
We got a lot to talk about Monday then best
pet names.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, and this is interesting to me. The number one
fastest growing name for pets in twenty twenty four, both
cats and dogs. Taylor Swift, Oh got it, but also
up one hundred and eleven percent. Jane Fonda, Oh my god,
are these older people? They must be older people naming
(10:43):
their pets. Jane Fonda. Beyonce is only up twenty eight percent.
We also have Bradley Cooper is the fastest growing names
right now for male and Chandler Bing is very popular now.
Matthew Perry's is up, but not as much as Chandler Bing,
(11:05):
but still the traditional male dog names somewhat traditional, seem
to be the most popular. Number one dog name is
Charlie and Max number one and two female dog names
are Luna and Bella.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I can't believe, damn it never makes the list. It's
my favorite pet name. Damn it. Get off the sofa.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, that's a great one. How did you come up
with your dog or cat name? And did you name
them after a celebrity? There was a celebrity influence behind it?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did you name your pet after only fans?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But yes, did you? Will she bring? Will she bring
a dog or a cat? And say this is you
adopted it together. Make up some story about how we
adopted this dog together.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right, what's going on in your neighborhood? We should
be talking about you. How to reach out to us
as social media? You can also use that email Aya
Rush at ninety seven five, but you.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
See us that co and Nash at ninety seven fives.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Do we start talking, you start winning talking in winning
on the same numbers, winning the talking and be sure
and click on it. They get the answer. We like
the clicks on the web page.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The lady this morning clicked on it yesterday and then
remembered the answer. She woke up and the first thing
she did this morning was calling she like woke up
like five minutes before the contest. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Nine seven eight ninety six seven nine seven eight w
COS eight three mind You nine seven eight w COS
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