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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Hello Jonathan Rush. It's tomorrow show two day,
so tomorrow. Thank god, it's Friday, and we are heading
into Christmas week. For all intents and purposes, I would
imagine a lot of people have Friday or Monday and
Tuesday off.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh yeah, it's not all intents and purposes. It's the
fact it is Christmas week. Brother, here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Christmas is in the middle of the week, so it
screws up the entire work week. And I'm like, the
other day, we're talking about people planning their vacation days.
I'm sure they were strategicizing how to plan their vacation
day so they could get the entire week off with
only costs and the maybe one or two, maybe three
vacation days.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was shocked to find out that the iHeart sales
staff is expected to work most of the week. And
like some of them were telling me, we already know
the businesses that we call on are closed, right or
the management, the people the decision makers are not in
but like they're working like the day after Christmas. Well oh, why,
(01:02):
hopefully that won't be the case.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, all right, so let's talk about some of the
stuff we can use to wrap up the week tomorrow
with your last opportunity to win Keith Urban Tickets. What
you're talking about at six point thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yep, And this is not only your last chance to
win the week, this is your last chance to win, right.
We're not doing any more Keith Urban Concert Tickets. Is
we're and just heads up for y'all in the podcast family.
And this is a family, so we can be honest
with y'all. We're going to be on vacation after Friday.
It will sound like we're here. We won't though, so
(01:35):
that means we can't play our contest. What you're talking
about is going to take a two week hiatus, yes,
because there will be nobody here to answer the phones.
So what you're talking about the final one of twenty
twenty four and it's a good one because it's Keith
Urban Concert Tickets. And you know what, I did not
take the time yet, Jonathan to listen to our little
(01:58):
French friend or whatever wherever he is the one who
does the pronunciation guide. You guys got to find this guy.
If you just want pronunciations, just listen to this cause
he's today we are talking about the wood and I
don't know if it's pronounced agalist or agelest. I think
it's more like a gellist. It's age like age last, last,
(02:24):
And what that means is a person who is basically humorless.
They don't laugh at jokes, they don't find situations funny.
Do you have someone like that in your life where
you end up you know, you've given up telling jokes
to them because like, I don't get it, But why
is that funny? Best case scenario, you might get a smile,
(02:46):
might yeah, they would be. I guess we're pronouncing it
a gallist. I hate those people, though I don't want
to hate them, but I can't help myself because it's like,
you don't understand how that's funny, that is comedy gold.
Now I do have like an instance with my wife.
(03:07):
My wife, for some reason, does not find it funny
if there is an injury involved in the comedy, all right,
even if it's you know, if it's a pretend injury. So,
for example, we were talking we had mentioned this earlier
on the show, that we had the company Christmas party
last night, and somehow we started talking about I forget.
(03:28):
We were talking about the what is that lady's name.
She was heavy set, she's lost a lot of weight.
McCarthy maybe McCartney, Yes, you know the one I'm talking about. Macartney.
And she was in a movie, mcarthy. One of the
first movies that I remember her being in probably came
out about twelve fifteen years ago. I think it was
called The Heat with Sandra Bullock. I remember that, and
(03:49):
my wife looked at that movie and another one called
I think the name of the movie was The House
with Will Ferrell where Will In that movie, Will Ferrell
needs money to pay. I think it was like his
college education for his kid or something like that, or
a wedding something, and he found out about illegal gambling
(04:10):
and he tried to turn his house into a casino. Yes,
and that's pretty funny. So in that movie there's a
scene where Will Ferrell is then a real mobster has
come to the house, and the mobster is like, you understand,
you got to pay us, right, Like you don't just
(04:32):
get the work here, and so Will Ferrell's trying to
act like he is a mobster. And they've got this
guy like duct taped to a chair in the basement
or something, and Will Ferrell like I think he had
a gun at one point, and he goes like, you're
not gonna do fing nothing. Put the gun down. You're
not doing nothing. Okay, I'm not scared. And he's like, oh,
(04:53):
you don't think I'll do something, and then he picks
up like us like a machete and he's swinging the
machete around and then he's trying to get the guy
to at least flinch, and the guy's like, just drop it,
you freaking moron. You're not gonna do nothing. And as
he's says he's trying to do the flinching thing, he
goes too far and accidentally cuts the guy's hand off
(05:15):
and the guy's like, oh my god. And then Will
Ferrell's like almost passes out. He's like, oh my god,
I see blood. And I laughed at it. My wife
is like, you are deranged, Like why would you laugh
at somebody losing their hands. I can handle that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't like the real life videos when you're scrolling
and you see somebody they're gonna jump off the side
of the house into a pool.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, no, no, no, I'm talking about comedy scenes. Yeah, so
like and the other one was McCarthy. She's she decides
that she's got to do some sort of like rather
than just do the Heimlich on a guy, she ends
up like they cut like the guy's throat and they
put like a straw in there or something. There's blood
going all over the place. Pretty and you're like, what
(05:55):
are you doing? Your nut job? And my wife's like,
this is this is you're you're a weird You shouldn't
be laughing at this, Like it's in a comedy movie, right,
So in that instance, my wife is a gullist agelist.
Whatever the word is pronounced. We'll figure out the pronunciation
before tomorrow. But perhaps you have somebody in your life
who's that way, and if you know the definition, you
get the Keith Urban Concert.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm thinking about two people in the family now I'll
probably see over the holidays, and my goal is to
at least get them smile. If I can get them
to smile, I win. You're not going to get a laugh,
You're just going to get a smile.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I will tell you that I would not if I
find somebody to be that, and I'm actually trying to
google it right now how to pronounce age list the
I would not invite them to the Keith Urban Concert
with you because there's probably going to be jokes, shared business,
a fun time. Yeah, so you're not coming just based
(06:46):
on the fact that you don't laugh off, I want
you to laugh.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
All right, So we're going to have your chance to
win a six thirty of what you're talking about. Yes,
and this is your last opportunity to our knowledge until
maybe later in the year to win Keith Urban tickets.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Is definitely the last time on the morning rush for
this twenty four Yeah, this is the last time of
the year for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So it'll be a while before these tickets ever come back,
if they come back, and we're not sure that they will.
And I'm thinking next time, because you just announced the
show in Greenville, maybe we'll have you an opportunity. But
that's a long way. Got a drought season for Keith
Urban fans. He's also got Charlotte yep.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay, here's the guy on the curious word. But how
do you say what you're looking for today?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Name?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Pronunciation odge lost, hodge lost, a person who never laughs.
I love thank you, Julian Odgs lost lost.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Asnunciation doesn't count, by the way, as long as you
know the definition, you win to Keithorpe and tickets. We're
doing that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now, Santa, do you believe in Santa? You said that,
your father said, you've always got to believe if you want.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
To get the gear you ask every Christmas. You still
believe in Santa Claus? Yes, because if you say no,
he won't come see you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So it turns out, and this is a a survey
of parents who have children under the age of ten.
Of those people in America, the two thousand that they surveyed,
sixty eight percent say that their children believe in Santa.
So we do have a pretty good amount that don't.
(08:17):
Twenty seven percent don't believe in Santa. The thing that
I find amazing. There's a lot of other stats that
they put in here, but my big takeaway is if
you are a parent of a Santa believer, you typically
spend one hundred and four dollars a year more on
gifts than the parents of the non believers. See, I'm
(08:41):
telling you it pays to believe in Santa. That's good.
I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
One of Russian regulars. Do you find do you believe
that to be true? And do you have a life's
experience that tells you that it's true. It could be
that maybe your child stopp believing in Santa and you
have recognized since then, I don't think that he's gotten
as much for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The New Rock movie with Who's at the guy Chris Evans?
Is that the other guy? Yeah, Chris Evans. I think
this is the other actor. Yeah. And then the dude
from the TV commercials with he's playing Santa. Yeah. But
that movie opens up pretty much with the Chris Evans
character as a child in the you know, nineteen eighties
(09:22):
or whatever, and he's at his cousin's house and he's like,
bet you all five dollars, I can show you where
Santa keeps his gifts. And they're like, no way, and
he leads him into like his uncle's den and then
the closet. He opens up the closet, he's like, shows
them that's where they are. All right, everybody pay up
and the guy comes in. It's like, what are you doing?
(09:43):
And then he says to him, Oh, you think you're
clever because you found the gifts. Yeah, those are gifts
that we're giving to the kids tomorrow, but those aren't
Santa's gifts. And he was like you're telling me there's
another person. There's gonna be more gifts than that under
the treelute for the good boys and girls, not you,
but the good boys and girls get more gifts. And
maybe that's the whole thing about the Santa thing, right.
(10:05):
You have to get regular gifts. Mom and dad have
to give you the underwear and the whatever, you know,
necessities you need for the year. But Santa gets to
bring the toys. And Santa's not gonna cheapskate you. He's
not gonna deny you anything, of course not. He's Santa.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm waiting for my dad to ask me to they know, yes,
I still believe, and then I'll look for that envelope.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Santa have a check book this year? Thank you, Santa.
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Hey, what's going on in your neighborhood. We should be
talking about reach out to us on social media.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How to do that?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You could also email us. I am Rush at ninety
seven to five w COS dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And Nash at ninety seven five to w US dot
com and.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Tomorrow the same number. When we start talking, you start talking.
It's what you use when you want to start winning.
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