01 20 25 More than half of MARRIED women have a Plan B guy?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash, Good morning, It's tomorrow show today. Back
to work for a lot of South Carolinians and one
day of school possibly for our little school children. Very
excited about the possibility of snow Tuesday night.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let me look and see if I can get an
update on it.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It is nine thirty on Monday, the twentieth MK Day
Kingdome with celebration downtown at ten o'clock this morning, and
we've got an inauguration celebrations all over the weekend and
then continuing tonight in DC.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You know, the forecast is always changing, and you know,
we start talking, you know, if you're more than like
two or three days out, it's like hit or miss.
When you start talking about the ten day forecast. Nobody
knows anything. Well, I said, it is going to rain
all day Saturday. I was surprised that the sun came
out about one o'clock here in Columbia.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, so even on that day they can get it wrong,
as we've all seen in the past. But the weather forecasters, well,
I should say, the computer models started changing this morning.
So by six seven, eight o'clock this morning, they were

(01:09):
calling for the chances of snow to really started dropping,
so like right now, when I look at Daniel Bonds
twenty minutes ago, so this is at nine twenty three,
So it was at nine o'clock this morning when they
ran the snow totals none for Columbia, eight tenths of

(01:32):
an inch in Charleston, five tenths of an inch in
Myrtle Beach. So that's through Wednesday morning right now.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So what about north of us? What about New Beer?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Nothing in Greenville, Asheville, Charlotte, Atlanta, they get they if
you go south of that, like Savannah, one and a
half inches in Savannah.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Similar to the last storm.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Did it come in through the south? I don't remember.
You get down a Hilton hedge, you're looking at one
and a half inches as well. We Colombia's right now
on the cusp. If we get anything, it should be
At this point, it looks like it's going to be
flurries at best, and most of that will happen if
you're going to get any Tuesday late into Wednesday type

(02:16):
of thing. So hopefully, and I know kids don't want
to hear this, but parents probably do. Hopefully doesn't affect
school right right Tuesday should not be an early dismissal
day at this point, and Wednesday should not be delayed
start at.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
This point out of an abundance of caution. We'll probably
be hearing about this later today. Now there is a
chance that we get participating participation. Everybody participates in the weather.
If we get any precipitation, it will be cold, and
if you are traveling highways or byways that are closed
to any of our city's irrigation system and they're watering

(02:53):
their grass, you will see some black ice. So that
could be. That could be why, out of an abundance
of caution, we don't at the school buses out there.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, my god, man, these people act as if
a school bus can't cover fifty yards of ice. It's
it's not going to go sideways unless the guy is
doing a hundred with his hair on fire and then
decides to jack the brakes and turn left. You just
roll over.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It is not a big deal. I don't though this
would be a good year for school buses. We have
a hard time with the asphalt is dry.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So you know what, out of abundance of caution, we
just should close schools permanently.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Should this comes money we'd save on a heating bill.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
My gosh, these people anyway, But then we got that
going on. We'll keep an eye on the forecast. Lets
you know what we're seeing.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Have a I continually talk about it. I had to
encourage myself be a lot of encouragement going on tomorrow
as we're looking looking at a high of about thirty
five degrees.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Is it even that high?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Me let me take a look.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
At the keep promising myself it won't be long. Spring
will be here. We'd be back out on the boat
like Murray lake Hartwell Marrion wherever it as you go,
so boting, maybe sailing out of Mereles inland. I don't know.
All I know is is then we get the big
boat show coming up, and we have a family four
pack of tickets up for grabs tomorrow at six thirty.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
So right now, it's thirty two for the high right now. No,
at this minute, if you were to walk out of here,
it's thirty two degrees, but it feels like it's twenty four.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
So tomorrow's high is thirty six. I imagine the feel
like temperature will be in the upper twenties tomorrow and
then the Wednesday high that's the coldest day of the week.
It's thirty four. The overnight low is also the coldest
in a long time. It'll be eighteen on the overnight
on Wednesday and Thursday. But then we turn it around Thursday,

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we're back into the forties. We'll be into the fifties
and maybe even sixty by Sunday, and then we're kind
of back in the upper fifties and sixties the rest
of next week. According to the ten day forecast. That
could change. That's all as always so and if you're
looking for the boat show answer, uh, that is on
the Morning Rest blog. And I wrote down the pronunciation

(05:04):
because it's not pronounced the way it's spelt ratiocination.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Ratiocination is the ratiocination. Oh, I know where this is?
This is This is basically it's a it's an emotional
extrapulation of any statistical study.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's almost what you were trying to do right there,
which is the process of using logic and deduction to
come to a conclusion.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, no emotion involved. I was wrong with that aspect.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
But it's spelt ratio, but it's pronounced rao. Interesting ratiocination
c I N A t io n RA. Yeah, and
again the definition is it's the process of using logic
and deduction to come to a conclusion. Okay, So like
Sherlock Holmes, the master.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh gotcha?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Now, yes, So the Columbia Boat Show will be at
the South here on the Fairgrounds February twenty first through
the twenty third, and we have four packs of tickets.
Tomorrow morning, six thirty. We're playing what you're talking about,
and like we said, the answer is already there waiting
for you. Now, have you ever played a joke that
went really not the way you anticipated? Jefferson County, Missouri,

(06:20):
the assistant prosecutor, Tom Hollingsworth thought it would be funny.
This was back in twenty twenty three, and I'm really
not offended by this joke, and we'll see what you
think of it. The According to Fox Too, the assistant
public defender left the room and left her laptop open,

(06:42):
and so Tom went up and sent an email to
the sheriff, who was also in the courtroom with them.
You look so good in your khaki pants and black shirt.
So it appears that it's coming from her. Sure, the
griff looked over and saw that he had sent it

(07:04):
and laughed and that was the end of it until
apparently some internal review of emails showed that she had
sent that. She said, I never sent that. That launched
a massive investigation. And again this was in twenty twenty three.
So it finally ended up in front of the Missouri
Supreme Court.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
And now he has been suspended indefinitely. And the reason
is because when he went on the laptop I'll just
read to hear, the Supreme Court ruled that once he
was on her laptop, he unlawfully gained access to all
the public defender client files at the Hillsborough Trial Office.
And so he is now suspended indefinitely. He can ask
for his law license back in six months. Wow, just

(07:49):
for that little jokey joke. So what joke did you
think was not going to be a problem. That turned
out to be a massive problem. This guy's out of
a job because he sent the guy. I mean, that's
a typical thing to do, right, right, somebody leaves their
phone and it's open and they go to the restroom
or something, you selfie and send it there whatever you.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Do anyway, Oh, that's painful.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And Jonathan, this is shocking. The Daily Mail reports on
a new survey and we have a link to that.
So they surveyed one thousand women. All right, all one
thousand women are in a committed relationship. About half of
them are actually married, okay, but they're all in a

(08:37):
committed long term relationship, which you Jonathan uses the phrase spouse.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like relationship SLR.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
More than half say they have what's called a Plan
B guy in mind. Now. The Plan B guy is
someone they have known on average seven years and who
they describe as ready and waiting because of quote unfinished business.

(09:06):
Twenty percent of these women say that they are confident
that guy would drop everything and anyone to be with
them in an instant. Twenty five percent of them say
that they have feelings for that Plan B guy as
strong as they have for their current spouse or significant other.

(09:26):
And speaking of spouses, the percentage of married women is
actually higher for the planed B guy. It's fifty two
percent of people of women in a committed relationship. Fifty
four percent of married women say they have just got
a guy on standby if anything goes wrong with my
current husband, I've already got a guy I can start
the affair with.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
That is a staggering statistic. Most women, most most women, Yes,
now that's.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Not true of most guy that most guys are not
like it's like thirty eight percent of guys planned.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Women are already have a dude in waiting.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Lining them up. So who's your Plan B guy? How
do you know your Plan B guy? You don't have
to have known him seven years, that's just the average.
But it's not some dude that you're just having a
fantasy about because he works at the coffee shop. This
is a guy you actually know, you've had conversations with,
you have a relationship of some sort.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Of mutual friend of your current relationship.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Could be could be X. A lot of them it's
ex boyfriends and they stay in touch on social media.
They might not actually be communicating with him very often,
but they're keeping.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Tabs planned fifty more than fifty.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, fifty two percent of women in long term relationships
and fifty four percent of married women say they got
a Plan B guy ready to go. And I mean,
I just love that fact that twenty percent say that guy,
whoever he is, they are confident would drop anything and everything.
Whoever they're with. Oh, would they get a absolutely.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
At a moment's notice if they keep.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Their job and move across the country. For me, I
have no doubt that's gone. They're lined up and ready
to go.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I know. I mean, he's one. He is one emotionally
driven bad decision from exing your current husband.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I was never that guy. I was never the standby guy.
Maybe some women thought I was. I never was. I
was if we were done. We were done when if
you broke up with me or I broke up with you.
There's no coming back when I don't. I'm not circling
back here. But there were some women who kind of

(11:43):
broke my heart when I was younger, and I might
have taken the call type of thing. I don't know.
I didn't really get that experience right where they were
like I guess maybe a couple of them did. Like
that drunk dial thing. It was about you with a
mistake I made. If you don't act on it right then,

(12:05):
like at two in the morning, if you don't go,
then you're not ever by the morning when you start
thinking clearly.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
But that's what she doing, right. But more than fifty
percent of women, ah right, Sally Today you have a
standby dude, who is your Plan B? Who's your Plan B?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
She'll be highly offended you even asked her that question.
Knowing Sally, of course she'll have a righteous indignation.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, I gotta tell her. She's going to say, why
would you ask me that? Because we're talking about it
on the show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Fifty four percent of married women have a Plan B.
So in your friend group, Sally, who has the Plan
B guy? Because we know the majority of married women do.
So somebody in your prayer group, your prayer circle, your
small group, your Bible study, they got a Plan B
guy in mind?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Wow? Okay, good, let's bring it back to anything.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Let's make it real awkward.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Let's embrace the off Maybe I should ask her while
I'm embracing her. That way she can't slap me because
I get hold her. I'm asking though, I'm asking, Oh
my god, we'll look for the black eyes tomorrow. Asking
that today, see that I'll make her mad over the weekend.
Oh yeah, oh you did?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh yes, so you're on thin ice already.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah. I was thinking if I if I got a
couple of day reprieves, that's my last screw up. I
could be safe. I'm really I want Morning Rush regulars.
I'm really gonna be on the thin ice today. I'm
doing this for the show, prep.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
For maybe just to make it even weirder and you
and then you don't get in trouble. You could say
to John, Yeah, John, we're doing this bit tomorrow about
the majority of married women have a planned B guy,
why don't you ask your mom if she has a plan?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
B guy? Oh my gosh, John is not going to
step onto that. You won't walk into that. That is
that is greased ice covered in dut crap. That's how
And uh, what did you used to say?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Snail snot or something that's a liquor than snail snot?
That was a Jonathan Ross classic.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Now, Uh, I thought about the snail snow together. The
other day I stepped into the tub in the shower
which is a combination tub shower, and for a moment
there it felt like someone had used that all natural soap. Again,
very dangerous, very dangerous. No, sir, don't use that. And
every time I think about that, I think of the Wisenheimer.

(14:38):
It got me really good when I put that up
on social media that if anybody in your family uses
that new all natural soap because they don't use aluminum
in other things that holds the soap together. They use
natural oils well when if they've taken like a hot
bath or something, or then that oil stays on the

(15:00):
on the tub. That's when I slipped that time and
cracked my noggin open.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think I have maybe really dry soles of my
feet or something, because I seem to be more slippery
than most people. Like I'll get into a tub, like
if we're like maybe staying at somebody's house, and I'll
get into the tub and I'll be like, I'm like
standing on ice in here, and I'll mention it to
my wife and she's like I didn't have that problem,

(15:26):
and I'm like I just felt I always abought to
bust my butt it all, like I would take one
step completely and I think there must be something slippery
about my feet. I was in the shower at the
hotel this weekend. I almost fell down in the shower again.
It was a nice shower, very it's all I don't
want to say marble, but maybe nice tiles or something.
And I was, man, I was just like, don't move,

(15:48):
hold on to the little what do they call them,
those little bars.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
They have there, Yeah, for the old handicap bars.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'm suddenly I'm suddenly the old man.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I grabbed the handicap bar recently at an upscale hotel
about two months to go. Now. Because the the floor
of the tub, the base of the tub is higher
than the actual floor. I don't know why it's made
that way. I don't know who thought this was a
good idea. But when you step out of the tub
onto the floor, you're anticipating the bottom of the tub,

(16:17):
the level of the tub to be the level of
the floor. Wrong. Yep. I almost fell out of the
shower into the toilet. Oh my gosh. But I remember
putting that up on social media. One of our morning
Russian regulars said, in other news, soap is slippery.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's not the d mark. But it's not zest.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
This is like a no and and I used to
make fun of when I read about people slipping on
the tub. Who was the gut Neil Armstrong slipping in
the tub almost killed himself. I don't know that story.
He stepped on the moon, almost killed himself trying to
step out of a tub. Wow, And I'm making jokes
about that dude then almost killed myself.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
The I'm sure I've mentioned it here, you know, over
the twenty years or so we've worked together. But my
stepfather told me a story when I was a kid,
and it has haunted me all these years. So I
mean he probably told me this story fifty years ago.
And I and I. If I'm in a traditional like
bathtub that you're using as a shower, which I don't

(17:18):
usually use that we have like a walk in shower
at my house. But if I'm in one of those
situations where we're at somebody's house and they have one
of those, I think about it every time I'm in there.
When he was I guess a young man, he was
taking a shower in a bathtub situation and he slipped,
and when he slipped, his big toe got stuck in

(17:39):
the drain. Oh, and he snapped it. Oh, and I'm
still haunted by that imagery.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Now we're all haunted by it. Kelly, thanks for sharing.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Well, I've told you this before you you blocked, you'll
block it again. It'll be out of here in a
couple of years.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Hey, what's going on in your shower? We should know
about now. That we shared our word pictures of us
being butt naked. Try the pan B guy in the shower? Yeah,
how about that until Sally before Look, you want to
get another husband, I'm not opposed to it. I mean,
I'm not going to divorce you. I mean just bring
one in. That way, I could play golf every other Saturday.
We could share the expenses of the house.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'm also picking up the tabs.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Absolutely, yeah, split the tab and then every other Saturday
I'll stick around and do the home chores.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Is this a trumple that you're creating.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yes, absolutely, I'm all.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
About it, all about it. I don't hope that's going
to fly with the country music audience.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
So far, it's not well. It hasn't been well received
by Sally anytime I brought it up. But I can't
bring that up today because I'm going to ask her
who her plan B is. I got to stick to
the actual content of the program. Ah, the things you
do for to get tomorrow? Or what can Jonathan say?
The hack off Sally this time? Baby? That's kind of
a paraphrase from John Belushi.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
We're hoping Jonathan Ruskin join us tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Who's your playing B guy?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Could be the final word said.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I might actually say, you know something, that's a good choice.
I'd choose him too if I were you.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
What's going on about the Plan B guy? He should
be playing.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Ah, that's great, Hey, what's happening? We should be talking
about you. Let us reach out to us to social media.
I'm still working to get my Facebook page back. I'm
not a crypto dealer.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I haven't looked at it. Let me go back there
and see is there any updates.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have not regained access to that. Apparently somebody's got
complete control of the Jonathan Rush page. I did not
have any access to the Morning Rush page on Facebook.
I believe I'm still a crypto dealer. Somebody asked me
at church yesterday about which crypto platform I'll be trading on,
and I'm like, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Is this on your persons on Jonathan Rush page or
is it on the Morning Rush page?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
To my knowledge, it could be on both.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
By you know what you just posted twenty two minutes ago? Congratulations?
What did I say? Well, first off, you've changed your profile.
You're now the president of mortgage Services Way Independent Mortgage.
You've got your NMLS number up there as well, so
that congratulations on that promotion. You're the vice president of
loan Operations at Palmetto State Home Mortgage as well, and

(20:11):
you're the firm owner at ninety seven to five WC
West of the Morning Rush. You're also the former executive
editor of iHeartMedia whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
So I threw all that away to be a broke
mortgage broker.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well, you're the director of Mortgage Banking at Tabor Mortgage Group, LLC,
and twenty two minutes ago you posted I am proud
to have been a part of the Williams family journey
to financial freedom. Just three months ago, Ivan and Sarah Williams,
along with their two children, were struggling under the weight
of one hundred and seventy two five hundred dollars in debt. However,
through strategic investments investments in our real time analytics, they

(20:48):
successfully paid off their entire debt in just three short months.
This story is a testament to the power of smart
investing in the incredible potential of cryptocurrency. I look forward
to helping more family achieve their financial dreams. And here
they are, I mean the whole family, the kids, they're smiling,
they're in front of their house and they got to
sign up. We're debt free, one hundred and seventy two,

(21:10):
five hundred and nine dollars and thirty six paid off
in just six months. Oh and the mom's making a video.
She's shaking champagne and there goes dad. He's launching it
as well. So congratulations to one of your many happy customers.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
That's not me, but strangely enough, I would like to
talk to him. I wish that was.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Could I be conned by my own page?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's so I've got to go on there now and
actually ask for more from I'm doing that. I'm doing
that today if I can find a way to get
on Facebook all right now, I've been blocked totally.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I keep trying to get on, they won't let me on.
Oh anybody got a hotline number to the Zuckerberg and need
your help? All right? So that is not me again.
I'm not a mortgage broker. I'm not a crypto dealer.
I'm not doing any of that, and I don't. Don't
text me and ask me how to take advantage of it.
Plus reach out to us on social media if you
can find me. Do not reach out and ask for

(22:08):
help from me on your mortgage or paying off for
your debt. No Facebook contact none, all right, and if
you want to email me directly about anything other than
how to get out of debt within three months for crypto,
then I'm Rushing at ninety seven five w COS dot com.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I'm Nash at ninety seven five w SOS dot com.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
And tomorrow you start talking, you start talking, you Dallas
up at eight oh three nine seven eight nine two
six seven. It's the same number you use. We only
have one phone number. We got six lines over here,
but it all originates off a one phone number eight
oh three nine seven eight nine two six seven. To
win your tickets for the boat show tomorrow Tuesday, when
we're all back to work on the morning rush