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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, killing Nash. Hey there it's tomorrow show today. Thank god.
Tomorrow in this case will be Monday, the first Monday
of February, February the third that do we find out
what the groundhog says? That's what it's a groundhog say?
That sounds like a song somebody ship record.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Are we going to join the peda protests and say
we should go to cakes?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Look, anytime you're trying to lure me away from my
current position with cake, you might have something I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
If we do the reveal, cake is like the pink
and the blue, which they do for girls and boys,
which plainly that should be reevaluated in twenty twenty five.
Pink for girls?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Are you saying because of gender assignment?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Totally? So when you do the reveal here, they're still
going to use the pink and the blue. Now I've
forgotten which the pink stands for. But why don't they
do something like a lemon cake, a yellow would be
like for more sunshine and warmth, and then do like
a mud like a mud dirt brown color for six
(00:59):
more weeks of week.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I think what they're saying is you got to
have like a cake that you don't know what it
is until you cut into it. Oh yeah, so like
a lemon cake, the yellow is gonna permeate. Use of
that way.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Just take the pink and the blue out of the mix,
because that's for gender. Do a yellow obviously color covered
with a white icing, so when you cut into it,
it's yellow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh look, sunshine and warm? I mean, do we even
need that? In all honesty? If it's cloudy it means
one thing, and if it's not cloudy it means the other.
Do we don't even? I mean, you don't need the
groundhog to come out to see his shadow or not
see his shadow, you know, if he's gonna see it
or not before he even brought him out, So why
bother the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean really, I mean I've often thought about why
don't if you don't like the outcome, just shove him
back in the stump, wait for the sun to come
out and bring it back out again. Yeah, we're gonna
wait for it to be sunny pal all right, so
we'll find out what the general lee in Atlanta? You know,
we have like we have like I think it's ninety
seven ninety seven different groundhogs across the country a Wikipedia
(02:01):
that like Thursday, or maybe it was Wednesday, I've forgotten
the number, but it's a lot of them. We only
talk about generally, And of course the King of the
Stomp Pucksatani from Pucksatani, Pennsylvania, the tiny Hamlet Northeastern Pennsylvania. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But you also learned another fun fact that there is
that a groundhog is a woodchuck.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
There's no difference there, just the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When is a ground hog a woodchuck? Answer, according to
Tom Travis of iHeartMedia, in the dictionary. When it's in
the dictionary, that's when it's a woodchuck.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wood chuck chuck ers. So U you don't need to
know if it's going to be six more weeks of
spring or some winter or whatever. All that you need
to know is the word impignorate, ignorate. If you know
the word impignorate, then you can win Cane Brown concert
tickets Cane Brown's at the Colonial Life Arena with Mitchell
Tenpenny on April twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is a word that means to offer, to to.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Give your your right to be. Why am I giving
you something? Though, that's the question Oh, but you're right
about you are giving something.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You Well, if you're doing a deal, like if I'm
going to give you, if I'm going to say you
my car, okay, and then you're going to put down
a down payment, let you hold my driver's license or something.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think you're I think the way you're getting around
it is actually the actual answer. Impignorate means to give
something as security for a debt or a loan. Oh,
there you go, So you pretty much were on it.
I was real close to having the textbook definition. Yes,
So now that we all know what impignorate means and
you don't have to remember it. Like I said, it's
on the Morning Rest blog at ninety seventy five to
(03:51):
b sos dot com. You can call in Monday morning
around six thirty. If you're the right number caller with
the answer for what you're talking about, you'll get the
concert ticket. But Jonathan says, there's weight, there's more. Yes,
if you double click it, then you get the four
pack of tickets to the big boat show happening here.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's a four pack. Yes. Now we're talking not just
two tickets to the chili cookoff. We're talking about a
four pack to the boat show. Yeah, and I remember
you got to get when I ask you the question,
you got to be able to tell me honestly. Around here,
we're on the honor system. Morning Rusher regulars.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, we trust you people. I don't know why, but
we do.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You never find yourself wiling away the hours while doing
something like watching television over the weekend. Just go click
on the Morning Rush page about one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh, that would be much appreciated. Maybe you'll click on
this story that men and women have reversed roles when
it comes to reading. Did you see this story, Jonathan,
I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, apparently
women are now the number one consumers of science fiction
(04:57):
and men are the number one consumers of romance novels.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Shut the hell up.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We have role reversed.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Guys are reading romance novel.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sixty three percent of men now consider themselves quote die
hard romance enthusiasts. Number one book for men, The Notebook.
Oh my, they also like going.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
To even know then was a book. I just know
it was a movie, which I've never seen. So I've
seen the beginning and I've seen the end. Because as
soon as about ten minutes into it, I went to sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And now this is interesting. They ask the gen Z
Men readers who like romance, this is a weird question.
Who do you picture as the romantic hero in these books?
Which is weird to think about? Right, because Fabio always
was on the cover of the eighties and nineties, I
(05:56):
guess it was romance novels. They don't describe, apparently Lee
much in the I've never read a romance novel ever,
and I'm not saying that as a point of pride.
I just have never read one, So I guess they
don't really describe what the guy looks like too much.
So the number one answer given is and I think
I'm saying his name right. I know he's a big celebrity.
(06:17):
I should know how to say it. Timothy Chalomey is
the guy that most men think of when they think
of the romantic lead. Number two is Channing Tatum. And
when you get older, to like the gen xers and
the baby boomers, they see Brad Pitt as the romantic
(06:37):
lead in their books. Interesting for the women, they the
gen Zer's picture Zendayah as the love interest female. Okay,
as you get a little older, that moves to Angelina
Joe Lee, and then the oldest group, the baby boomers, say,
it's halle Berry is who they're thinking of. It's weird
(07:00):
the older people would be thinking of a she multiracial.
I don't even know what how she is. But it's
interesting that people in their sixties and older when they
read these romantic novels are picturing her as the romantic lead.
And that kind of also is against the stereotype of
how you would imagine people thinking. But there you go, Jonathan, Okay,
(07:21):
when's the last time you read a romantic comedy or
just any romantic book.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I have never read a fictional romantic book. I'm trying
to think of a romantic book. I'm gonna go on
the record and say I never have.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think you and I are in the exact same boat.
I can't even remember being like even like when everybody
was talking about that Fifty Shades of Great book, I
had no interest in reading it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, every time I think about that book, I think
about the time I stept behind the woman in church, mmm,
and she had her bible open, and inside your bible
I noticed there was a pad electronic pad. Like. That's
interesting because a lot of times, I don't carry my
Bible to church. I just pulled up on my phone,
so if we're doing something on it, you know, Malachi
(08:15):
three whatever, pull it up. Well I was curious, I'm like,
why would she have an electronic Bible inside her regular bible?
So then I got a position where I could sit
down behind her and see. And I only read a
little bit of it, but I'm pretty sure that was
(08:37):
that fifty shades of gray thing she was reading talking
about spanking during church. She had a red bottom, but
if she saw what you were, you could read it. Shoot,
I had red cheeks. That happened. How could I possibly
make up a story that bizarre read about.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bizarre sex acts in church, ma'am? Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So imagine how many corporate meetings you go to where
you think everybody is reading something this relevant to the meeting,
and these women.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Are reading, well, now it's the guys.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now it's the guys reading this is good.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Well, they eventually reversed the roles where the women are
the ones who and then she took him in her
arms and she planted a passionate kiss on him.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know, I think I read Christine, that's her romance novel.
It's about a car car, Yeah, but which is much
more in line of my romancing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Wasn't it was Christine? And I remember it being a movie.
Wasn't it a haunted car like it was trying to
kill people or something?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, it was a fully animated automobile.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes, I remember Possessed. We used to talk and again
we can talk a little more freely here on this
podcast than we ever would on the radio. Not ever,
because back in the old days on n Okay, we
used to say a lot of stuff on n.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay get away with it over there, nobody.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That was the audience. They liked that kind of freaky stuff.
And we talked about a television show and it was
called like My Bizarre Obsession or something like that on
the Learning Channel.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Also to talk about this even in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, I just remember there was a guy who became
romantically involved with his car. I think he was a Corvette,
and he named it and he named it a guy's
name because he wanted to make sure that his family
knew that he was not only intimate with his vehicle,
but he was in his mind a homosexual with the vehicle.
(10:30):
He would be weird if it was a female to
him the story and they were interviewing his dad on
the show, and his dad was probably like a sixty
year old dude, and he's just like, what the hell
are you talking about? His son?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's that's when his dad learned, you don't just
knock on the bedroom door, you knock on the garage
door as well. Goodness, gracious, what are you doing with
your never nine? You gotta let the exhaust who overnight? Hopefully?
What will you do any of that?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We're gonna we're not gonna go any further with that one.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're not going with the banana and the tailpipe now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
We're not doing a banana the tailpipe trick. That's a quote,
by the way, from Beverly Hills cop. We're not saying
anything ilicit, all right. So this young lady, Tiffany, she
sends us an email and she wants to send another email.
Here's what she says. I've been with this guy for
about a year now, and be honest with you, I
(11:30):
just haven't been into it for the last several months.
But I'm not very good at confrontation. He seems like
he's really into this relationship still, but I'm not and
I want to break up with him, but I just
don't want to have to do it face to face.
Can I just send him an emails and then just
like ghost them after it? Because if you get that email,
you certainly can. If I got the email, I'd be like,
(11:53):
what I'm gonna want to call. I'm gonna want to
I want to have closure. Yes, I have to come
and see you now. Yeah, but you're but what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'm going to do that at Friday, at like four
fifty nine, and then right after work, I'm out of
town somewhere. I'm going to answer the phone. I'm not
checking my email. I'll let you sit on that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm coming to your office.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I'm going to demand it. I'll set it to stand
at five point fifty because I know I get off
at five and I'll already be out of town.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, I mean it could be a month later. You're
gonna look me in my eye and you're going to
explain to me what went wrong here?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What can you not read? I broke up with you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I understand that I bring up with me. What's over?
You're gonna tell me why? You have to listen? You
can't invest in you. You can't invest a year in
a relationship and then just some guy, you know, just
throw throw I'm gonna put it in issues. If a
guy emailed a girl, Hey, that was a good year
you gave me. But it's over. Peace, you're done. I've
(12:52):
broomed you out. No you're not not. If that's my daughter,
you're not doing that. I'm going to get involved as
the daughters. I'm gonna come over say what the hell
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Dad's coming?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You owe her an excuse, you owed what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Reason would be better, but I'll take any excuse.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, you're just not going to just flippantly throw her
away after and I know that. For Look, I get it.
Men and women are different, and women are how's the
Bible describe them? The gentler sex or the more delicate?
I think the delicate was the phrase that was used.
And they need to be protected. This crop of females.
Perhaps maybe not as delicate as their mothers or grandmothers,
(13:34):
but I still feel like just human decency. If I've
invested a year into this relationship and one of the
two parties still think it's good, you've got to explain
that to them. You can't just throw it away without
talking to me. That's the way I feel. Okay, let
me put a caveat on that. Yes you can, but
(13:55):
you can fully expect you're going to have an in
person conversation. But if you just want to break the
news from a distance, absolutely, how do you start that one?
I remember they used to be called deer John letters, right.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's right. Everybody got not everybody, a lot of people
got the deer John.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was funny because, like if you watch those old
movies from like the forties and stuff, those people in
the forties and the thirties, they could literally meet somebody
and get married over a weekend, and so it'd be like, well,
you know, I've been I've been dating my best gal
over here for the last year or whatever, and then
he'd get the deer John letter that said she went
(14:33):
off to visit her you know, her aunt in New
Hampshire and got married over the weekend. Yeah, you did what.
I just fell in love and me and me and
Frank are going to be mayor have been married now
since Sunday. You just left Friday. This as good, okay,
(14:53):
all right, So that's the moral dilemma Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Maybe I'm taking it too callous. If I ever broken
up with a girl over a text message, email, no,
because we didn't have text or emails.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Life in a small town of the nineties or whatever.
Breaking up in the nineties, you had to do it
in person. I couldn't have got out of it. Yeah,
I guess nowadays you probably could just get all kind
of places to hide, send him a snapchat, snap out
of it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's over because I didn't write or a letter. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think you just need to have a conversation because
for that other person's benefit. Obviously you cared about them
at some point, because you spent a year with them,
and maybe you gave up on them ten months ago
or two months ago or whatever. But for whatever that
was while it was happening, you just owe them the closure.
I feel like people, it's hard for people to move
(15:43):
on if they don't have closure with what's just happened.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And it's always you know, you have that closure conversation.
It never goes well.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, it's ending badly, because everything ends badly. But at
least at least I have some closure. I have some
thing that I can say, Okay, now I kind of
get it. It's not what I wanted to hear, but
I maybe I can learn something from it. Was there
telltale signs? Was I doing something that was annoying? Did
what happened? And then and there's just no I just
(16:14):
grew bored of you. Okay, you grew bored of me,
so at least I got that. But you're just not
gonna flip it me, disregard me.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
We can talk about all that Monday morning on the
morning rush. You're gonna use the same number. We start talking,
and you start talking, you start winning. It's the same number.
We can't afford two numbers around here. What are you
talking about? Eight o three nine seven eight nine two
sixty seven. That is the number to win at six
thirty and the number to do a little chit chatting
a little bit after seven o'clock and we start talking
about all that or whatever it is. You tell us
(16:44):
what are we missing here in the conversation? What's going on?
What's the scuttle butt? There was another word I heard
recently that's the same as scuttle butt, but it's god.
It doesn't have such a secretive meaning to it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, I thought you're gonna like scuttle tush.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh, what's the T? Yeah, what's the T? What's the talk? Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you're spilling the T.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Spilling the tea, spill some T. All right, let's do
that same phone number ETO three ninety seven eight ninet
two six seven, and we'll ret out to us on
social media. You can do that. My Facebook page is
still down, but the content's been frozen and the hacker
was tossed off. Now I'm just trying to regain access.
Or you can. You can email us. I'm Rush at
ninety seven five w co O s dot.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Com and I'm Nash at ninety seven five w s
US dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Monday on the Morning Wash
Hey, killing Nash. Hey there it's tomorrow show today. Thank god.
Tomorrow in this case will be Monday, the first Monday
of February, February the third that do we find out
what the groundhog says? That's what it's a groundhog say?
That sounds like a song somebody ship record.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Are we going to join the peda protests and say
we should go to cakes?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Look, anytime you're trying to lure me away from my
current position with cake, you might have something I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
If we do the reveal, cake is like the pink
and the blue, which they do for girls and boys,
which plainly that should be reevaluated in twenty twenty five.
Pink for girls?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Are you saying because of gender assignment?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Totally? So when you do the reveal here, they're still
going to use the pink and the blue. Now I've
forgotten which the pink stands for. But why don't they
do something like a lemon cake, a yellow would be
like for more sunshine and warmth, and then do like
a mud like a mud dirt brown color for six
(00:59):
more weeks of week.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I think what they're saying is you got to
have like a cake that you don't know what it
is until you cut into it. Oh yeah, so like
a lemon cake, the yellow is gonna permeate. Use of
that way.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Just take the pink and the blue out of the mix,
because that's for gender. Do a yellow obviously color covered
with a white icing, so when you cut into it,
it's yellow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh look, sunshine and warm? I mean, do we even
need that? In all honesty? If it's cloudy it means
one thing, and if it's not cloudy it means the other.
Do we don't even? I mean, you don't need the
groundhog to come out to see his shadow or not
see his shadow, you know, if he's gonna see it
or not before he even brought him out, So why
bother the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean really, I mean I've often thought about why
don't if you don't like the outcome, just shove him
back in the stump, wait for the sun to come
out and bring it back out again. Yeah, we're gonna
wait for it to be sunny pal all right, so
we'll find out what the general lee in Atlanta? You know,
we have like we have like I think it's ninety
seven ninety seven different groundhogs across the country a Wikipedia
(02:01):
that like Thursday, or maybe it was Wednesday, I've forgotten
the number, but it's a lot of them. We only
talk about generally, And of course the King of the
Stomp Pucksatani from Pucksatani, Pennsylvania, the tiny Hamlet Northeastern Pennsylvania. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
But you also learned another fun fact that there is
that a groundhog is a woodchuck.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
There's no difference there, just the same thing.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When is a ground hog a woodchuck? Answer, according to
Tom Travis of iHeartMedia, in the dictionary. When it's in
the dictionary, that's when it's a woodchuck.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wood chuck chuck ers. So U you don't need to
know if it's going to be six more weeks of
spring or some winter or whatever. All that you need
to know is the word impignorate, ignorate. If you know
the word impignorate, then you can win Cane Brown concert
tickets Cane Brown's at the Colonial Life Arena with Mitchell
Tenpenny on April twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This is a word that means to offer, to to.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Give your your right to be. Why am I giving
you something? Though, that's the question Oh, but you're right
about you are giving something.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You Well, if you're doing a deal, like if I'm
going to give you, if I'm going to say you
my car, okay, and then you're going to put down
a down payment, let you hold my driver's license or something.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think you're I think the way you're getting around
it is actually the actual answer. Impignorate means to give
something as security for a debt or a loan. Oh,
there you go, So you pretty much were on it.
I was real close to having the textbook definition. Yes,
So now that we all know what impignorate means and
you don't have to remember it. Like I said, it's
on the Morning Rest blog at ninety seventy five to
(03:51):
b sos dot com. You can call in Monday morning
around six thirty. If you're the right number caller with
the answer for what you're talking about, you'll get the
concert ticket. But Jonathan says, there's weight, there's more. Yes,
if you double click it, then you get the four
pack of tickets to the big boat show happening here.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's a four pack. Yes. Now we're talking not just
two tickets to the chili cookoff. We're talking about a
four pack to the boat show. Yeah, and I remember
you got to get when I ask you the question,
you got to be able to tell me honestly. Around here,
we're on the honor system. Morning Rusher regulars.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, we trust you people. I don't know why, but
we do.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You never find yourself wiling away the hours while doing
something like watching television over the weekend. Just go click
on the Morning Rush page about one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh, that would be much appreciated. Maybe you'll click on
this story that men and women have reversed roles when
it comes to reading. Did you see this story, Jonathan,
I have no idea what you're talking about. Well, apparently
women are now the number one consumers of science fiction
(04:57):
and men are the number one consumers of romance novels.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Shut the hell up.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We have role reversed.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Guys are reading romance novel.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sixty three percent of men now consider themselves quote die
hard romance enthusiasts. Number one book for men, The Notebook.
Oh my, they also like going.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
To even know then was a book. I just know
it was a movie, which I've never seen. So I've
seen the beginning and I've seen the end. Because as
soon as about ten minutes into it, I went to sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And now this is interesting. They ask the gen Z
Men readers who like romance, this is a weird question.
Who do you picture as the romantic hero in these books?
Which is weird to think about? Right, because Fabio always
was on the cover of the eighties and nineties, I
(05:56):
guess it was romance novels. They don't describe, apparently Lee
much in the I've never read a romance novel ever,
and I'm not saying that as a point of pride.
I just have never read one, So I guess they
don't really describe what the guy looks like too much.
So the number one answer given is and I think
I'm saying his name right. I know he's a big celebrity.
(06:17):
I should know how to say it. Timothy Chalomey is
the guy that most men think of when they think
of the romantic lead. Number two is Channing Tatum. And
when you get older, to like the gen xers and
the baby boomers, they see Brad Pitt as the romantic
(06:37):
lead in their books. Interesting for the women, they the
gen Zer's picture Zendayah as the love interest female. Okay,
as you get a little older, that moves to Angelina
Joe Lee, and then the oldest group, the baby boomers, say,
it's halle Berry is who they're thinking of. It's weird
(07:00):
the older people would be thinking of a she multiracial.
I don't even know what how she is. But it's
interesting that people in their sixties and older when they
read these romantic novels are picturing her as the romantic lead.
And that kind of also is against the stereotype of
how you would imagine people thinking. But there you go, Jonathan, Okay,
(07:21):
when's the last time you read a romantic comedy or
just any romantic book.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I have never read a fictional romantic book. I'm trying
to think of a romantic book. I'm gonna go on
the record and say I never have.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think you and I are in the exact same boat.
I can't even remember being like even like when everybody
was talking about that Fifty Shades of Great book, I
had no interest in reading it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, every time I think about that book, I think
about the time I stept behind the woman in church, mmm,
and she had her bible open, and inside your bible
I noticed there was a pad electronic pad. Like. That's
interesting because a lot of times, I don't carry my
Bible to church. I just pulled up on my phone,
so if we're doing something on it, you know, Malachi
(08:15):
three whatever, pull it up. Well I was curious, I'm like,
why would she have an electronic Bible inside her regular bible?
So then I got a position where I could sit
down behind her and see. And I only read a
little bit of it, but I'm pretty sure that was
(08:37):
that fifty shades of gray thing she was reading talking
about spanking during church. She had a red bottom, but
if she saw what you were, you could read it. Shoot,
I had red cheeks. That happened. How could I possibly
make up a story that bizarre read about.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Bizarre sex acts in church, ma'am? Yes.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So imagine how many corporate meetings you go to where
you think everybody is reading something this relevant to the meeting,
and these women.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Are reading, well, now it's the guys.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Now it's the guys reading this is good.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Well, they eventually reversed the roles where the women are
the ones who and then she took him in her
arms and she planted a passionate kiss on him.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You know, I think I read Christine, that's her romance novel.
It's about a car car, Yeah, but which is much
more in line of my romancing.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Wasn't it was Christine? And I remember it being a movie.
Wasn't it a haunted car like it was trying to
kill people or something?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh, it was a fully animated automobile.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes, I remember Possessed. We used to talk and again
we can talk a little more freely here on this
podcast than we ever would on the radio. Not ever,
because back in the old days on n Okay, we
used to say a lot of stuff on n.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay get away with it over there, nobody.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That was the audience. They liked that kind of freaky stuff.
And we talked about a television show and it was
called like My Bizarre Obsession or something like that on
the Learning Channel.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Also to talk about this even in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Well, I just remember there was a guy who became
romantically involved with his car. I think he was a Corvette,
and he named it and he named it a guy's
name because he wanted to make sure that his family
knew that he was not only intimate with his vehicle,
but he was in his mind a homosexual with the vehicle.
(10:30):
He would be weird if it was a female to
him the story and they were interviewing his dad on
the show, and his dad was probably like a sixty
year old dude, and he's just like, what the hell
are you talking about? His son?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's that's when his dad learned, you don't just
knock on the bedroom door, you knock on the garage
door as well. Goodness, gracious, what are you doing with
your never nine? You gotta let the exhaust who overnight? Hopefully?
What will you do any of that?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We're gonna we're not gonna go any further with that one.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're not going with the banana and the tailpipe now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
We're not doing a banana the tailpipe trick. That's a quote,
by the way, from Beverly Hills cop. We're not saying
anything ilicit, all right. So this young lady, Tiffany, she
sends us an email and she wants to send another email.
Here's what she says. I've been with this guy for
about a year now, and be honest with you, I
(11:30):
just haven't been into it for the last several months.
But I'm not very good at confrontation. He seems like
he's really into this relationship still, but I'm not and
I want to break up with him, but I just
don't want to have to do it face to face.
Can I just send him an emails and then just
like ghost them after it? Because if you get that email,
you certainly can. If I got the email, I'd be like,
(11:53):
what I'm gonna want to call. I'm gonna want to
I want to have closure. Yes, I have to come
and see you now. Yeah, but you're but what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'm going to do that at Friday, at like four
fifty nine, and then right after work, I'm out of
town somewhere. I'm going to answer the phone. I'm not
checking my email. I'll let you sit on that.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm coming to your office.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I'm going to demand it. I'll set it to stand
at five point fifty because I know I get off
at five and I'll already be out of town.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, I mean it could be a month later. You're
gonna look me in my eye and you're going to
explain to me what went wrong here?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
What can you not read? I broke up with you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I understand that I bring up with me. What's over?
You're gonna tell me why? You have to listen? You
can't invest in you. You can't invest a year in
a relationship and then just some guy, you know, just
throw throw I'm gonna put it in issues. If a
guy emailed a girl, Hey, that was a good year
you gave me. But it's over. Peace, you're done. I've
(12:52):
broomed you out. No you're not not. If that's my daughter,
you're not doing that. I'm going to get involved as
the daughters. I'm gonna come over say what the hell
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Dad's coming?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You owe her an excuse, you owed what happened.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Reason would be better, but I'll take any excuse.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, you're just not going to just flippantly throw her
away after and I know that. For Look, I get it.
Men and women are different, and women are how's the
Bible describe them? The gentler sex or the more delicate?
I think the delicate was the phrase that was used.
And they need to be protected. This crop of females.
Perhaps maybe not as delicate as their mothers or grandmothers,
(13:34):
but I still feel like just human decency. If I've
invested a year into this relationship and one of the
two parties still think it's good, you've got to explain
that to them. You can't just throw it away without
talking to me. That's the way I feel. Okay, let
me put a caveat on that. Yes you can, but
(13:55):
you can fully expect you're going to have an in
person conversation. But if you just want to break the
news from a distance, absolutely, how do you start that one?
I remember they used to be called deer John letters, right.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's right. Everybody got not everybody, a lot of people
got the deer John.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was funny because, like if you watch those old
movies from like the forties and stuff, those people in
the forties and the thirties, they could literally meet somebody
and get married over a weekend, and so it'd be like, well,
you know, I've been I've been dating my best gal
over here for the last year or whatever, and then
he'd get the deer John letter that said she went
(14:33):
off to visit her you know, her aunt in New
Hampshire and got married over the weekend. Yeah, you did what.
I just fell in love and me and me and
Frank are going to be mayor have been married now
since Sunday. You just left Friday. This as good, okay,
(14:53):
all right, So that's the moral dilemma Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Maybe I'm taking it too callous. If I ever broken
up with a girl over a text message, email, no,
because we didn't have text or emails.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Life in a small town of the nineties or whatever.
Breaking up in the nineties, you had to do it
in person. I couldn't have got out of it. Yeah,
I guess nowadays you probably could just get all kind
of places to hide, send him a snapchat, snap out
of it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's over because I didn't write or a letter. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I think you just need to have a conversation because
for that other person's benefit. Obviously you cared about them
at some point, because you spent a year with them,
and maybe you gave up on them ten months ago
or two months ago or whatever. But for whatever that
was while it was happening, you just owe them the closure.
I feel like people, it's hard for people to move
(15:43):
on if they don't have closure with what's just happened.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And it's always you know, you have that closure conversation.
It never goes well.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, it's ending badly, because everything ends badly. But at
least at least I have some closure. I have some
thing that I can say, Okay, now I kind of
get it. It's not what I wanted to hear, but
I maybe I can learn something from it. Was there
telltale signs? Was I doing something that was annoying? Did
what happened? And then and there's just no I just
(16:14):
grew bored of you. Okay, you grew bored of me,
so at least I got that. But you're just not
gonna flip it me, disregard me.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
We can talk about all that Monday morning on the
morning rush. You're gonna use the same number. We start talking,
and you start talking, you start winning. It's the same number.
We can't afford two numbers around here. What are you
talking about? Eight o three nine seven eight nine two
sixty seven. That is the number to win at six
thirty and the number to do a little chit chatting
a little bit after seven o'clock and we start talking
about all that or whatever it is. You tell us
(16:44):
what are we missing here in the conversation? What's going on?
What's the scuttle butt? There was another word I heard
recently that's the same as scuttle butt, but it's god.
It doesn't have such a secretive meaning to it.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh, I thought you're gonna like scuttle tush.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Oh, what's the T? Yeah, what's the T? What's the talk? Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
When you're spilling the T.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Spilling the tea, spill some T. All right, let's do
that same phone number ETO three ninety seven eight ninet
two six seven, and we'll ret out to us on
social media. You can do that. My Facebook page is
still down, but the content's been frozen and the hacker
was tossed off. Now I'm just trying to regain access.
Or you can. You can email us. I'm Rush at
ninety seven five w co O s dot.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Com and I'm Nash at ninety seven five w s
US dot com.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Monday on the Morning Wash
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