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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killing aash, Hello Jonathan Rush. Tomorrow will be Wednesday,
another day of winning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I just found out a babysitting Friday night, but
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Speaker 1 (02:17):
I love and I have. I've been invited to a
couple of oyster roasts, and I've been preempted by different things,
haven't been able to go. This could be the only
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Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let's see if you can answer the word.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Then John gun in fractious, infractious and fractious A N
and fractions fr A C T f R A C.
This is uh, this is what rascals is what Gary
Lavaux the voice saying about God blessed the broken road?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He did Gary Gary LeVaux said, let me give you
some infractious.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes if first, the first title for that song was
on infractious Street and that just didn't work out. And
practice does it rhyme with a whole lot of things.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, Well, like you came over, something goes schuss. You
have to get the shiss sound effect. But and fractious road,
it's it's close. It's anything that has it is indirect
and could contain bends and turns like a road. Could
also be anything that's indirect, like and fractious marketing. It
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could be indirect marketing. You have something that have bens
and turns. Could be the relationship that you and your
wife had before you were married. It was an infractious
what would they do? And fractious meaning like we were
on and off again, right, So indirect in containing bens
and turns and fractious. The definition is posted on the
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Speaker 1 (03:49):
I was thinking that at first, was it was about
the description with you. I thought it was originally a
medical term. Okay, anyway, so the great thing is you
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Speaker 2 (04:10):
Third Annual Wishful Shuckers Oyster roast, Good morning wishful Shuckers,
what's up shirkers? So, Jonathan, there was this thing posted
on Reddit and it was the help wanted ad from
what year was this nineteen fifty four? Okay, this is
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help wanted for Southern Airlines. We are now looking for
new stewardesses. Now this is I'm reading it from the
help Wanted ad published in the paper nineteen fifty four.
How many years ago is that? That's like seventy years ago, Yes,
seventy years ago, if you wanted to be in this
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really glamorous profession. I mean, think about it that if
you were a stewardess. The people who flew, we're all
millionaires by today's standards. You weren't gonna get on a
plane unless you were rich. Rich as hell. Most people
didn't even have TVs yet, probably half of America didn't
even have cars yet.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And you could. You could travel to places you would
never probably travel by air. You could go to Philadelphia
for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is almost as if you were getting hired right
now to be like a flight attendant on Donald Trump's
private plane. That's the So this is what they have listed.
You must a be single, not engaged. You cannot have
a ring on your finger, and you must be romantically available.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay. Two.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The ages are twenty two to twenty eight. The height
is five to two to five five. The weight is
one hundred to one hundred twenty pounds. Otherwise you don't
even bother applying, Oh you're five to one. You're out.
You're you're five to six.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Beat it.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You're too tall, you're too intimidating.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You're five to four, but you're one hundred and fifty
two pounds.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You're one hundred and twenty seven pounds. Get out of here, chunkster.
You must have good eyesight. No glasses are allowed. You
must have good teeth, now back in those days. Again,
I wasn't alive in the fifties, but apparently when they
filled your teeth they used gold at that time. So
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it says in the thing good teeth, no gold showing,
even with your biggest smile, so at no point can
anybody see any fillings in your mouth. You must have
a good figure. We will be judging you on how
slender your legs are and how shapely you are. You
must have natural color. No hair dye is allowed. You
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must have a minimum four years of college. You must
have had two years of business experience. You must have
the ability to carry on a lively conversation with someone
who is very mature and wealthy. I don't know what
good carriage is, but you must have good carriage. You
must be even tempered, and you must be not only
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willing but anxious to please the men on the plane.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Wow nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You must also be willing to transfer a citizen of
the United States who's an excellent health, clear skin, nice hands.
We do judge severely on the hands, and again, willing
to live wherever we tell you at a moment's notice.
So they could say, today you're based in Oklahoma. You
know what, we want you to move from Oklahoma. We've
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decided you're new where. You're gonna fly out of San
Diego for the next year. You know what, we made
a mistake on San Diego. We want you to live
in Miami. Now you got to live there. And again
I love the idea. Basically, you're looking for a hookup.
These girls must be willing to hook up and be
hot for the rich men that are coming on the flight.
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Some of them will be with their wives. Are you discreet?
Can you flirt with a man discreetly in front of
his wife? So some people have pointed out, at no
point do they make any reference to the job itself. No,
there's no like. You must be good at carrying things.
You must be able to take orders in shorthand or
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something like that, because back in those days, they would
serve you dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Are you hot? And you can you carry on the
conversation with successful businessmen.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Send us your hottest photo and we will swipe left
or swipe right. Good, And then if we swipe I
don't even know which one is left or right? Which
one is the way they go if you're interesting. But
if we swipe that one way, then we'll give you
a call.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You must be able to carry on conversations.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What was the name of the airlines.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Southern Airlines. There was also another one called Chicago Airlines. Okay,
but that's and just think about this. Between the ages
of twenty two and twenty eight, minimum four years of college. Okay,
So to get to twenty two, I mean that's four
years of college, right, plus two years of business experience.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I was wondering how the math added up on this.
For the twenty two.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Year old, she had to have been so smart she
graduated early.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Or she was working in business while attending college.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yes, I mean these are the super elite of the
elite at that time. This is this is like the
best job in the world. Apparently when the best year
they were flooded with entries. Well, because you're I mean,
this is your shot to land a millionaire.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, this is this is well before women had the
business positions they have now. So this will be like
your best case scenario. But you're not looking for a
job here, you're looking for a husband. What I'm saying
at that point, you didn't have women that were CEOs
in business in nineteen fifty four, so your best scenario
was you want to find a rich guy flying from
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Chicago to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Again, by the way, just so we know what we're
talking about with ticket prices in today's ticket prices using
today's money, standard airfare from New York to LA with
sixty five hundred dollars. Wow, So again you're not flying
on that. That's why when you see the people walking
in in suits and ties, they're going to be getting
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a full It's like going to Hall's chop house. They're
going to be giving you the best food in the world.
You're going to have the hottest girls waiting on you,
and they're all single. You don't even have to ask
are you single. The fact that you have a job
here tells me you're available and you're looking for love.
That's right, am I that guy? I might be once
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you sit down and talk to me for a second, sweetie. Wow,
has the world changed a lot in seventy years. That's
that's a fantastic The other thing that I wanted to
get to Jonathan was we have apparently a school banning
I'm calling it dress update, but specifically, apparently there has
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been a tradition in the school or the school district,
because it's actually the school district that's banning this now, Okay,
it was called dress up like a hundred year old day,
and so all these little kids, this is for like
I guess, like third graders and younger on this day
that we you would basically just dress up like an
old person. How do you imagine an old person would dress?
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And some of the kids would get like mustaches and
things like that, and they would dress wear, you know,
funny top hats and canes and canes in the such
and apparently, according to I don't know if they actually
ever got a complaint, but they said that it was
agist and could be perceived as offensive to old people
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who would see the children mocking them. Is how they
looked at it. Although I don't look at it as mocking.
I look at it as just funny. How do you
feel about banning dress up like an old person day
for little kids?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I think my dad would think that's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
If they had dressed up like Kelly nashday, I would
laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But I know I'll be honest. We're here on the podcast.
I'm not going to say all this on the year tomorrow,
but I am absolutely disgusted by how soft we think
Americans have become. Not how soft Americans are, but how
soft we think they are.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Share everybody. We're nearly shaming people into being more soft.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
If you are one hundred years old, you are some
of the toughest people who've ever walked the earth. And
just for an example, they lived through World War Two,
and to go through World War two, not fight in
World War two, obviously, some of these people that are
alive fought in World War two. But to live in
America during World War two when they said no more tires,
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figure it out, all the rubbers going to the battlefields. Yes,
when they said no more groceries, figure it out. All
these people to start growing what they call victory gardens.
Some of these people were alive in the depression, You
think if you survived the depression and World War II
and the civil unrest of the Vietnam War and all that,
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do you think that these people's feelings are so sensitive that,
oh my god, they're mocking me.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You're gonna have to go away out of your way
to hurt my dad's feelings. I can tell you that
right now.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You can't hurt No, most of these people's feelings cannot
be You cannot insult them because they already know they're
better than you. I did it, kid. When you get
to be talk to me when you're eighty.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Come back, come back and see me when you're eighty.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
If you make it to eighty, yeah, if you make
it to eighty, I might let you open your mouth.
But until then you can just shut the hell up.
Whatever you say is irrelevant because you're forty, you're I'm
certainly not going to be offended by anything that a
toddler says a child child, Do you think that a
third grader can hurt my feelings by calling me fat
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or bald or old or whatever the hell a third
grader has to say. Don't give a rip what a
third grader has to say.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Most of the people that say it's turned out anybody
tuned out, anybody younger than thirty years ago. Sure they
hear somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
They started doing that when they were forty.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Listen, don hurt my feelings. That's great, But we do
teach Americans that you have to be softer and sensitive.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, we have to protect people. Yes, you're not protecting anybody.
What you're doing is taking away something that not all kids,
but a lot of the kids in their family enjoyed.
We all come to school, we all laugh or like, oh,
isn't it funny that Teddy or whatever looks like Teddy
Roosevelt today. For God's sake, look at him. He's got
his vest on and whatever. We put a little pot
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belly on him and whatnot. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And how totally consumed are you with yourself to think
that your presentation of dressing up like an old man
actually even bumps up on their radar. They don't even
they don't even know if you exist.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You think he saw it on TikTok? Is that where
he saw it. He was offended because he was scrolling
TikTok and he said, what the hell come on people's
that's that's more of the podcast version of my assessment
of it. I'll be a lot more friendly, or I
guess on the air tomorrow, because we do have some
soft people listening. True, we do have some people who
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want to be offended and they want to call in
and complain, which is annoying, and.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
They want to point out what somebody else is being
You're being offensive. How is that because you're making fun
of them being old?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, and it's it's not the old person calling, or
it's not the fat person calling, or it's not the
whatever person calling, it's you calling on their behalf because
what if they heard it? Trust me, a lot of
people have heard it, all right, you know, whatever the
joke is, it's not that serious. It's a joke. And
if people don't like the joke, you know what they do.
They usually let it just roll off their backs.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm not gonna spend a whole lot of time. I
don't see that generation spending a whole lot of time
stopping whatever it is they're doing to actually consider what
it is you're trying to share with them to begin with,
and then they're going to contemplate whether it's something they
should learn here.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, and it's just another I mean again, now I'm
really off on the political rant. This is another form
of wokeism. It's the and woke was basically a whole
movement where people wanted to feel so smart that they
could they could find things to be offended about that
you couldn't because you're not smart enough, and then they
would bring it up to you. But if you think
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about it like this, don't you see how harmful it
is what you're saying your words? Your words are violence. Actually, no,
words are not violence. If my words inspire violence, if
somebody gets punched in the face, then that would be violence.
But me saying you're an idiot is not violent.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, all right, that's good. That's good. All right. I'm
thinking about other applications as well. One of usha regulars.
You tell us tomorrow. Hey, so we got we got
all that coming down for tomorrow, and we're going to
make it through this cold weather. This is the last
week of winter. I've already said it, so you have
proclaimed it. I have proclaimed it to be the last
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week of winter.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, what about pucks of tawny?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, well generally was right. Now, he had a little
bump in this projection.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Now, so Beauregard says, it's either he says early spring.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
And what is an early spring for us? Spring normally
starts around here around March anyway, doesn't it early March?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Early March?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, by April, we're usually in like kicking eighty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Now. You will see some people that are that it
looks like their house exploded when you drive past some
people's houses. I saw one of these couple of weeks
ago and laughed out loud. It looked like the house
that exploded them blew all the sheets out of the windows,
because people will go out there and cover up those
prize rose bushes and other flowers that are growing to
keep the frost off of them. Okay, so you'll see
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some you'll see some interesting sheets out.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Well, we're gonna we're gonna drop today's highs fifty eight.
Tomorrow's high is only forty two, That sucks, and then
forty two on Thursday, forty eight on Friday, fifty four
on Saturday, flirting with sixty on Sunday. Then we're back
to sixty five on Monday, seventy on Tuesday, which I
don't know I don't. I'm not Tyler Ryan. I don't
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have it in front of me. I don't know what
the average temperature is around here, but I would imagine
it's usually.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
In the cooler what he said this morning. So and
then we're gonna be down at like twenty one degrees
tomorrow night. Barr h. You're not.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, you're not gonna like overnight lows for the next well, uh,
I guess you might like the overnight lows beginning like
next Wednesday, when it's like forty six and.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I can't go to the game call game because it's
way too cold.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The baseball game, Yeah, which one the weekends?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Like, I mean, I know they play today in Winthrop
and then they're back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I know Friday they got a game and I was,
you know, the high is forty eight, so when they
start playing at night, it's going to be probably in
the thirties.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Because they won't let you carry you a little buddy in.
I want to take my little buddy gas heater. They
won't let you do it.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I thought you meant like a little human being to
sit on you.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have a little buddy gas heater. Those things are
the deal.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Keep them as a human blanket. That's how rich Donathan rushes.
He walks around with it. He made all that money
on Krypto, He's hired a little person to be his blanket.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Now it's like having your lap full of puppet. Hey,
what's going on in your neighborhood? We should be talking
about listening. You reach out to us on social media.
I'm back up on Facebook. You can always do that,
and then tomorrow morning you're gonna need another.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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Rush at ninety seventy five US dot com.
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Nash at ninety seven five, w shous dot.
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