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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy, Hey, it is tomorrow show today. We're going
to be in the March when we get back here
on Monday, the third of March. Already, Yeah, very excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Moral dilemma Monday as always. Got a lady who thought
that she was going to get proposed to over Christmas.
Then she thought she was going to get proposed to
over Valentine's Day. She says, they've been talking about it.
He says he really wants to propose, but the big
hold back has been he can't afford the ring. The
moral dilemma she has is she has the money, she could,
(00:34):
She could front it to him right now. You know,
you just pay me back later if you want. But
you know, if you bought it, I'll make it even easier.
I'll go buy it myself right now and then just
give it to you to give to me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She's going to pick it out.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's kind of like calling his bluff. She's afraid that
he doesn't really want to get married, that he's just
stringing her along. Gotcha, So how do you answer that, Jonathan?
What kind of advice do you give to a young
lady whose heart is being kind of strung along? Here?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Possibly the facilitating ultimatum.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Wow, that's good stuff. I like the way she's thinking.
She wants an answer and she's willing to pay for it. Yeah,
I like it. So you're saying, go ahead and do it.
That that's a great idea. I've now removed all objections.
Do you have no reason to not.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Let's do it. Let's set a date, let's get married,
Let's make it happen.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've already called my parents and told him we'll have
a big announcement. Go ahead and up it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh you want to just make it even more awkward.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, you got to put him on the spot, put
him in the corner.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And I'm just reminded of the immortal words of the
late Great meat Loaf. Now I'm praying for the end
of time because people do do these types of things
where they get themselves into situations where the pressure was
put on them. You know, they didn't want to get married,
but something made him feel like they had to.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Here's a girl with a plan. If you ever wanted
to marry a girl with a plan, this is the
girl you should have met.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But don't you think that it's I don't know in
the back of her mind. It's always going to haunt
her that she forced him into this, I would think.
And I would also think that, uh, he's going to
be somewhat resentful of this, like you've kind of if.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You think you're ever going to make a decision, and
that's an important part of your life to be able
to make a decision or maybe even have an opinion
that this is not the marriage for you, but if
you're cool with it. And I do like from her perspective,
I do like her plan.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would say don't do it. I would say, don't
do it. Don't don't don't because you'll regret it the
rest of your life. Because you'll regret it more if
he does marry you, because that's probably going to lead
to a light maybe a lifetime of heartache, or it
could just lead to five bad years and a messy divorce.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, after this, you definitely can't look at him and say,
as you would be admonished in the church, you're you're
the lead or of the family. No, No, I'm not.
You are. This is how we got into this.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So keep making them big decisions. I'll be interesting. I'll
be in here washing dishes. If you need me.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Great way to get engaged, not a great way to
get married.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And then the story sucks too.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I mean if you have kids and you got to explain, well,
daddy didn't have the cajones to ask what kind of what.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
She could have?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Share that story on every anniversary. Yeah, and then you're
found there hemmed in han until I stepped up and
bought the ring. I dropped to a knee and asked
myself to marry me good. I answer is they do
not do it. Okay now, Uh, but we are going
to have a huge week of content forgot what we
(03:49):
call what are we calling this again? Let me get
to my email. Let's see the email that I wrote,
or excuse me, the blog post that I wrote, Uh,
says you're getting now and again we hope that you'll
do the double clicks for double ticks. Yeah, but we're
calling it. The name of the contest is Bulls, Bronx
and Blake. It's since his world's Toughest rodeo at the
(04:10):
Colonial Life Arena. It'll be a week from tonight, so
that's a hot ticket that Friday. They're also there Saturday,
but we got tickets to the Friday we'll give you
a four pack of tickets to see the since World's
Toughest Rodeo at the Colonial Life Arena on Friday, March seventh,
but also two tickets to see Blake Shelton the following
Friday night in North Charleston. So you're double booked. You
got this Friday and next Friday lined up. I mean
(04:36):
that's have we Alred done that where you get back
to back weekends lined up like that? Maybe we have,
I don't know. It just seems like really cool prizes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Friday. What a great weekend I'm going to have. Because
I gotta thank you Mallory. Everybody loves Mallory. She hands
out the tickets. Kelly and I facilitate the contest, but
Mallory make sure that you get in. So Friday night,
I got to be at the rodeo. Saturday afternoon, I'm
going to be out at Lake Murray hanging out with
some fishermen for the professional Fisherman thing. Sunday I'm going
(05:05):
to be in Lexington for the shambro Oparade. Next weekend
is going to be huge. That's a full weekend right there.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, we can get you all into the Colonial Life
arena for the CINCH World's Toughest Rodeo. If you want
to win inpignorate.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In or sell or, I am I am M.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Pig m p I g narrate in pig.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh, this is what happens to a sow. Much like
we change mother's Day, which is coming soon to inseminated
person's day, A sal would get impignorated. Uh, and then
have piglets wow and impignorated mm. Final answer, Uh, No,
(05:57):
ipignorate impignorate me means uh. Basically, if it's like it's
a it's it's it's a substantive promise to impignorate because
you will seal the deal with your impignoration, and whatever
your impignation is could be cash.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's interesting how you would word it's. I mean, that's
kind of right around it. It's actually to get a mortgage.
Oh so I'm mortgaging something or I'm pawning something. Okay,
that's you're impignorating it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh, okay, so I I'm signing up for a mortgage, which,
by the way, Kelly would tell you the word mortgage
is mortgage is a derivative of morg.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're off. The next thing you'll see will be the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a it's an agreement for life. Yes, if you've
ever paid finally paid off a mortgage, congratulations, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
They say thirty years. But then most people end up
getting like a uh, you know, a line of credit
or something on it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You got to pull out some equity brothers in kitchen.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Now you're in for four in fifty years.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And then at the end of that it's time for
your house to pay you back. Is what Tom Selleck
would tell you. We've got the reverse mortgage, got the
reverse and pignoration. We're gonna pignorate you for life. That's
what this is. Good time. We don't get to use
that word very often. That's why we love this thing.
This is a way for you to expand your vocabulary,
(07:23):
Lauren in the open book tell.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You could also use it by the way the dictionaries
as you could use it for the word pledge. So
I we could sing the song tonight I am pignorate
my love to you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
That looks so good.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Uh. Jonathan, you are somebody who likes hot dogs. Now
the baseball seasons here, I imagine you'll be eating many,
many many hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Baseball and hot dogs and apple pie. You never get
apple pie at the concession stand. I've always wondered about that.
Can I talk to Ray Tanner about that? Now that
it's Ray Tanner field, can we actually have packaged slices
of apple pie?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But he doesn't have anything to do with it anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But his name's on the field.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, But the new guys, I mean, the new guy
is the guy right, I forget his name? Who's the
new athletic director?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We got two Italians? I know that I always confuse
their names.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh well, whatever that dude I think would be the
guy who gets to call the shots.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Maybe with the what's our new baseball coach's name? Now
I'm thinking of both the names. I always try to
combine them.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Since I've been fired, I've forgotten everybody's names.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But maybe we'll have an Italian sausage dog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Maybe you'll get one of those. But the reason I
bring it all up is there's a new study from
the University of Michigan analyzing foods and does it add
to your life or subtract from your life? And the
worst food, the one that takes the most time off
your life, is hot dogs. Hot Dogs are worse than
any other processed meat. They're worse than anything on planet.
(08:53):
For you to eat, the average hot dog will take
thirty six minutes of healthy life away. Wow, you eat,
Think about that. You eat two a day. That's an
hour of life, healthy life every day that you're taking away.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That is devastating news. Maybe I do want the Italian
saucers dog.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now, cured meats that's not so great either, that's about
twenty four minutes. Like the sugar sweet and sodas, those
types of things. Okay, those are twelve minutes. Yeah, chicken
wings typical serving will take three and a half minutes off.
And here I mean, you're telling me a double cheeseburger
(09:34):
is only nine minutes, but a hot dog is thirty
six minutes. I'd much rather have a double cheeseburger than
a one little hot dog.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I remember, I remember as a early teenager. I believe
my dad used to work for the phone company. I've
told you that before. I don't know if I've already
told you that. We actually got under the house about
Dad's instruction. We gave much money and we told me
were going to do and he said, that's fine. That
wire's got to go here. That wire's got to go
there and not go do it. So we went under
(10:04):
the house with what they call station wire. It's a
four stram wire. It is already covered in a sheath.
So we ran it from bedroom to bedroom and we
connected it up. We had to have a battery, got
to have some kind of power, so we connected it
up and then we had some of those operator headsets
and we would lay in a bed at night and
talk to each other in our separate bedrooms. Oh, and
(10:25):
then I use that to actually hot wire it into
the back of a television I got from my grandmother,
and I had my room set up with a television
I could watch at night, and my mom and dad
did not know I was watching Johnny Carson because I
have my headset on Clever. And there was a comedian
I believe his name was David Brenner. Oh, he was great, guy,
(10:45):
was funny. Yes, David Brenner was on one night and
he started talking about its foods, and he talked about
hot dogs, and he gave a funny list of the
ingredients for everything that they put in hot dogs, which
absolutely would go to you to your understanding that it
takes twelve minutes off your life. No, it's thirty six
thirty six minutes off your life. Because the stuff that
(11:06):
they put in hot dogs, I don't even want to
know about it, especially the cheap ones you buy at
like Sam's glove that are pink. Those are like, that's
like a tube of death right there. But when he
got through this long list of things that he put in,
like pork shoulder and you know, all this stuff, the
last ingredient that he threw in there was moose slips.
And when he said moose slips, I was drinking a
(11:28):
glass of orange juice and I was trying to stifle
my laughter. I couldn't and I spewed. It spewed this
harash juice out all over my desk, mostly on my
bed because I was laying there watching the Tonight Show.
And I laid in that sticky sheet all night long
because I knew my mom would get upsets. She knew, Ay,
(11:49):
I was watching television while I was supposed to be asleep,
and b I was drinking oh at oras juice. Orange
juice was expensive. We only got that at breakfast well
real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So you know, you can add time to your life
as well, which makes me wonder like thirty grams of
nuts a day. They say thirty grams of nuts will
add twenty six minutes of healthy life. So what if
I eat thirty grams of nuts? What if I ate
sixty grams of nuts? Does that add a hot dog?
Does it just all equal out?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So if I get the peanuts at the concession stand
and eat that as well.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know if it's peanuts as well. It just
says thirty grams of nuts, which to me, I don't know.
Peanuts seem like they're not healthy. But maybe I'm wrong
on that one. But like you like baked salmon, that's
sixteen minutes of life added added. Yeah, these are That's
what I'm saying. Banana adds thirteen minutes of life, So
you're going on right direction. So that's what I'm saying.
Can I eat? Can I so I get thirteen minutes
(12:43):
for eating a banana? If I eat three bananas, that's
thirty nine minutes and then I have a hot dog?
Am I still in the positive by three minutes? Could
I add life?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I like it?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
By the way, David Brenner, just so you know, one
of the craziest stories I ever heard was Paul Harvey
talking about David Brenner. He dropped David Brenner at the
end of it, just so you know when he said,
and now you know the rest of the story. But
it was David Brenner's parents had met on a cruise ship,
and then they went back out on a cruise ship,
(13:16):
and they tried to propose right about where they met. Well,
for their fiftieth wedding anniversary, the kids decided to pay
for a cruise and on the cruise, the dad died
at that very spot. The next year, the mom went
(13:39):
on the cruise with all the kids and she died
at the very spot. So they met married and died
at the same place in the sea. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That is the freakiest story I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And that comedian's name was David Brenner. And now you
know the rest of the story. And he died early, No, No,
seventy eight. I looked at him just a minute ago.
Pancreatic cancer got him at twenty fourteen. But one of
the funniest guys ever. That dude was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love David Briner. He but whenever car said said
we have David Brinner, I'm now, I'm up, I'm sticking
around for this.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah he was. He was a, in my opinion, one
of the best comedians I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Had a great smile, great hair.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, well, anyway, so we got all that. We got
other stuff we can talk about too. There's people leaving America.
We always wonder if people actually leave America because of elections. Yes,
they do.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And I can't believe eleven percent of the seventeen percent
of Americans who are planning the lead to go overseas
are going to go to Italy Italy. You don't like Italy.
I wonder what the attraction is, particularly for Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I mean it's a beautiful place.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I mean I wouldn't mind living in Italy. It depends,
I guess on which part of Italy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't know. I would go to Costa Rica or
Belize or somewhere like that. But that's just me. I'm
a water kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Number one country is kinda dah. Number two is Italy,
then England, then Australia. That's a long way to go.
I certainly, look, I got some Irish ancestry, but I
wouldn't pick Ireland that's just miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's just like pick Ireland before I picked Australia. You
can't even go out of your house without wearing combat boots.
We look at all the things crawling around Australia and
want to kill you. It's a rough place. It's a
rough plate. Now where do they dropped all the prisoners there?
Left them? They don't think anyone would live.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I mean it's it's when you see just videos from
the beaches and the creatures like this. Did you see
the one where they was like last week in Australia.
Do they have alligators or crocodiles? I forget what they have?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Crocodile?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So there was a crocodile that had kind of made
its way down to the ocean on the beach. A
shark comes out of the water and each the freaking
crocodile right, I just grabbed its about it and when
he says.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Coming, a shark comes up to where the water is
now lapping the sand. So think about that. You can't
even get off the land and going to the ocean
without a shark getting within five seconds.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
At the same time, look out for the.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And you can't look good. Even they look they wear
speedo's over there. You can't look good wearing a speed
over combat boots. That's just not a good look.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh my gosh, you're always got to be on guard
in Australia.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
So well, because.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
When we get back here on Monday and we welcome
March to the Carolinas, Uh, what do you got going
on in your neighborhood? We should be talking about what's
going on there? Are you ready for the bulls, Bulls
Blake and what what are we calling that again?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Let me get back to it. It's uh, I think
it was Bulls, Bronx and Blake. There you go, Bulls
the world's Toughest rodeo.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That'll begin Monday morning, Get six thirty. What you're talking
about in pignorate has nothing to do with pigs, inciminating
and producing piglets. All right now you can read the
definition because Kelly's alright put it up. I'm sure. In
the morning Rush Blogging ninety seventy five w COS dot com,
double click, you get you double ticks and double ticks
is gonna be Since's world's Toughest rodeo Monday on the
(17:13):
morning Rush
Hello, Killy, Hey, it is tomorrow show today. We're going
to be in the March when we get back here
on Monday, the third of March. Already, Yeah, very excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Moral dilemma Monday as always. Got a lady who thought
that she was going to get proposed to over Christmas.
Then she thought she was going to get proposed to
over Valentine's Day. She says, they've been talking about it.
He says he really wants to propose, but the big
hold back has been he can't afford the ring. The
moral dilemma she has is she has the money, she could,
(00:34):
She could front it to him right now. You know,
you just pay me back later if you want. But
you know, if you bought it, I'll make it even easier.
I'll go buy it myself right now and then just
give it to you to give to me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
She's going to pick it out.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's kind of like calling his bluff. She's afraid that
he doesn't really want to get married, that he's just
stringing her along. Gotcha, So how do you answer that, Jonathan?
What kind of advice do you give to a young
lady whose heart is being kind of strung along? Here?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Possibly the facilitating ultimatum.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Wow, that's good stuff. I like the way she's thinking.
She wants an answer and she's willing to pay for it. Yeah,
I like it. So you're saying, go ahead and do it.
That that's a great idea. I've now removed all objections.
Do you have no reason to not.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Let's do it. Let's set a date, let's get married,
Let's make it happen.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've already called my parents and told him we'll have
a big announcement. Go ahead and up it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh you want to just make it even more awkward.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, you got to put him on the spot, put
him in the corner.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And I'm just reminded of the immortal words of the
late Great meat Loaf. Now I'm praying for the end
of time because people do do these types of things
where they get themselves into situations where the pressure was
put on them. You know, they didn't want to get married,
but something made him feel like they had to.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Here's a girl with a plan. If you ever wanted
to marry a girl with a plan, this is the
girl you should have met.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But don't you think that it's I don't know in
the back of her mind. It's always going to haunt
her that she forced him into this, I would think.
And I would also think that, uh, he's going to
be somewhat resentful of this, like you've kind of if.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You think you're ever going to make a decision, and
that's an important part of your life to be able
to make a decision or maybe even have an opinion
that this is not the marriage for you, but if
you're cool with it. And I do like from her perspective,
I do like her plan.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would say don't do it. I would say, don't
do it. Don't don't don't because you'll regret it the
rest of your life. Because you'll regret it more if
he does marry you, because that's probably going to lead
to a light maybe a lifetime of heartache, or it
could just lead to five bad years and a messy divorce.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, after this, you definitely can't look at him and say,
as you would be admonished in the church, you're you're
the lead or of the family. No, No, I'm not.
You are. This is how we got into this.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So keep making them big decisions. I'll be interesting. I'll
be in here washing dishes. If you need me.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Great way to get engaged, not a great way to
get married.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And then the story sucks too.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I mean if you have kids and you got to explain, well,
daddy didn't have the cajones to ask what kind of what.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
She could have?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Share that story on every anniversary. Yeah, and then you're
found there hemmed in han until I stepped up and
bought the ring. I dropped to a knee and asked
myself to marry me good. I answer is they do
not do it. Okay now, Uh, but we are going
to have a huge week of content forgot what we
(03:49):
call what are we calling this again? Let me get
to my email. Let's see the email that I wrote,
or excuse me, the blog post that I wrote, Uh,
says you're getting now and again we hope that you'll
do the double clicks for double ticks. Yeah, but we're
calling it. The name of the contest is Bulls, Bronx
and Blake. It's since his world's Toughest rodeo at the
(04:10):
Colonial Life Arena. It'll be a week from tonight, so
that's a hot ticket that Friday. They're also there Saturday,
but we got tickets to the Friday we'll give you
a four pack of tickets to see the since World's
Toughest Rodeo at the Colonial Life Arena on Friday, March seventh,
but also two tickets to see Blake Shelton the following
Friday night in North Charleston. So you're double booked. You
got this Friday and next Friday lined up. I mean
(04:36):
that's have we Alred done that where you get back
to back weekends lined up like that? Maybe we have,
I don't know. It just seems like really cool prizes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Friday. What a great weekend I'm going to have. Because
I gotta thank you Mallory. Everybody loves Mallory. She hands
out the tickets. Kelly and I facilitate the contest, but
Mallory make sure that you get in. So Friday night,
I got to be at the rodeo. Saturday afternoon, I'm
going to be out at Lake Murray hanging out with
some fishermen for the professional Fisherman thing. Sunday I'm going
(05:05):
to be in Lexington for the shambro Oparade. Next weekend
is going to be huge. That's a full weekend right there.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, we can get you all into the Colonial Life
arena for the CINCH World's Toughest Rodeo. If you want
to win inpignorate.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
In or sell or, I am I am M.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Pig m p I g narrate in pig.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Oh, this is what happens to a sow. Much like
we change mother's Day, which is coming soon to inseminated
person's day, A sal would get impignorated. Uh, and then
have piglets wow and impignorated mm. Final answer, Uh, No,
(05:57):
ipignorate impignorate me means uh. Basically, if it's like it's
a it's it's it's a substantive promise to impignorate because
you will seal the deal with your impignoration, and whatever
your impignation is could be cash.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's interesting how you would word it's. I mean, that's
kind of right around it. It's actually to get a mortgage.
Oh so I'm mortgaging something or I'm pawning something. Okay,
that's you're impignorating it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh, okay, so I I'm signing up for a mortgage, which,
by the way, Kelly would tell you the word mortgage
is mortgage is a derivative of morg.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're off. The next thing you'll see will be the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's a it's an agreement for life. Yes, if you've
ever paid finally paid off a mortgage, congratulations, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
They say thirty years. But then most people end up
getting like a uh, you know, a line of credit
or something on it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You got to pull out some equity brothers in kitchen.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Now you're in for four in fifty years.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And then at the end of that it's time for
your house to pay you back. Is what Tom Selleck
would tell you. We've got the reverse mortgage, got the
reverse and pignoration. We're gonna pignorate you for life. That's
what this is. Good time. We don't get to use
that word very often. That's why we love this thing.
This is a way for you to expand your vocabulary,
(07:23):
Lauren in the open book tell.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You could also use it by the way the dictionaries
as you could use it for the word pledge. So
I we could sing the song tonight I am pignorate
my love to you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
That looks so good.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Uh. Jonathan, you are somebody who likes hot dogs. Now
the baseball seasons here, I imagine you'll be eating many,
many many hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Baseball and hot dogs and apple pie. You never get
apple pie at the concession stand. I've always wondered about that.
Can I talk to Ray Tanner about that? Now that
it's Ray Tanner field, can we actually have packaged slices
of apple pie?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But he doesn't have anything to do with it anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But his name's on the field.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, But the new guys, I mean, the new guy
is the guy right, I forget his name? Who's the
new athletic director?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We got two Italians? I know that I always confuse
their names.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh well, whatever that dude I think would be the
guy who gets to call the shots.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Maybe with the what's our new baseball coach's name? Now
I'm thinking of both the names. I always try to
combine them.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Since I've been fired, I've forgotten everybody's names.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But maybe we'll have an Italian sausage dog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Maybe you'll get one of those. But the reason I
bring it all up is there's a new study from
the University of Michigan analyzing foods and does it add
to your life or subtract from your life? And the
worst food, the one that takes the most time off
your life, is hot dogs. Hot Dogs are worse than
any other processed meat. They're worse than anything on planet.
(08:53):
For you to eat, the average hot dog will take
thirty six minutes of healthy life away. Wow, you eat,
Think about that. You eat two a day. That's an
hour of life, healthy life every day that you're taking away.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That is devastating news. Maybe I do want the Italian
saucers dog.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now, cured meats that's not so great either, that's about
twenty four minutes. Like the sugar sweet and sodas, those
types of things. Okay, those are twelve minutes. Yeah, chicken
wings typical serving will take three and a half minutes off.
And here I mean, you're telling me a double cheeseburger
(09:34):
is only nine minutes, but a hot dog is thirty
six minutes. I'd much rather have a double cheeseburger than
a one little hot dog.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I remember, I remember as a early teenager. I believe
my dad used to work for the phone company. I've
told you that before. I don't know if I've already
told you that. We actually got under the house about
Dad's instruction. We gave much money and we told me
were going to do and he said, that's fine. That
wire's got to go here. That wire's got to go
there and not go do it. So we went under
(10:04):
the house with what they call station wire. It's a
four stram wire. It is already covered in a sheath.
So we ran it from bedroom to bedroom and we
connected it up. We had to have a battery, got
to have some kind of power, so we connected it
up and then we had some of those operator headsets
and we would lay in a bed at night and
talk to each other in our separate bedrooms. Oh, and
(10:25):
then I use that to actually hot wire it into
the back of a television I got from my grandmother,
and I had my room set up with a television
I could watch at night, and my mom and dad
did not know I was watching Johnny Carson because I
have my headset on Clever. And there was a comedian
I believe his name was David Brenner. Oh, he was great, guy,
(10:45):
was funny. Yes, David Brenner was on one night and
he started talking about its foods, and he talked about
hot dogs, and he gave a funny list of the
ingredients for everything that they put in hot dogs, which
absolutely would go to you to your understanding that it
takes twelve minutes off your life. No, it's thirty six
thirty six minutes off your life. Because the stuff that
(11:06):
they put in hot dogs, I don't even want to
know about it, especially the cheap ones you buy at
like Sam's glove that are pink. Those are like, that's
like a tube of death right there. But when he
got through this long list of things that he put in,
like pork shoulder and you know, all this stuff, the
last ingredient that he threw in there was moose slips.
And when he said moose slips, I was drinking a
(11:28):
glass of orange juice and I was trying to stifle
my laughter. I couldn't and I spewed. It spewed this
harash juice out all over my desk, mostly on my
bed because I was laying there watching the Tonight Show.
And I laid in that sticky sheet all night long
because I knew my mom would get upsets. She knew, Ay,
(11:49):
I was watching television while I was supposed to be asleep,
and b I was drinking oh at oras juice. Orange
juice was expensive. We only got that at breakfast well
real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So you know, you can add time to your life
as well, which makes me wonder like thirty grams of
nuts a day. They say thirty grams of nuts will
add twenty six minutes of healthy life. So what if
I eat thirty grams of nuts? What if I ate
sixty grams of nuts? Does that add a hot dog?
Does it just all equal out?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So if I get the peanuts at the concession stand
and eat that as well.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know if it's peanuts as well. It just
says thirty grams of nuts, which to me, I don't know.
Peanuts seem like they're not healthy. But maybe I'm wrong
on that one. But like you like baked salmon, that's
sixteen minutes of life added added. Yeah, these are That's
what I'm saying. Banana adds thirteen minutes of life, So
you're going on right direction. So that's what I'm saying.
Can I eat? Can I so I get thirteen minutes
(12:43):
for eating a banana? If I eat three bananas, that's
thirty nine minutes and then I have a hot dog?
Am I still in the positive by three minutes? Could
I add life?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I like it?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
By the way, David Brenner, just so you know, one
of the craziest stories I ever heard was Paul Harvey
talking about David Brenner. He dropped David Brenner at the
end of it, just so you know when he said,
and now you know the rest of the story. But
it was David Brenner's parents had met on a cruise ship,
and then they went back out on a cruise ship,
(13:16):
and they tried to propose right about where they met. Well,
for their fiftieth wedding anniversary, the kids decided to pay
for a cruise and on the cruise, the dad died
at that very spot. The next year, the mom went
(13:39):
on the cruise with all the kids and she died
at the very spot. So they met married and died
at the same place in the sea. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That is the freakiest story I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And that comedian's name was David Brenner. And now you
know the rest of the story. And he died early, No, No,
seventy eight. I looked at him just a minute ago.
Pancreatic cancer got him at twenty fourteen. But one of
the funniest guys ever. That dude was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I love David Briner. He but whenever car said said
we have David Brinner, I'm now, I'm up, I'm sticking
around for this.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah he was. He was a, in my opinion, one
of the best comedians I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Had a great smile, great hair.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Okay, well, anyway, so we got all that. We got
other stuff we can talk about too. There's people leaving America.
We always wonder if people actually leave America because of elections. Yes,
they do.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And I can't believe eleven percent of the seventeen percent
of Americans who are planning the lead to go overseas
are going to go to Italy Italy. You don't like Italy.
I wonder what the attraction is, particularly for Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I mean it's a beautiful place.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I mean I wouldn't mind living in Italy. It depends,
I guess on which part of Italy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I don't know. I would go to Costa Rica or
Belize or somewhere like that. But that's just me. I'm
a water kind of guy.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Number one country is kinda dah. Number two is Italy,
then England, then Australia. That's a long way to go.
I certainly, look, I got some Irish ancestry, but I
wouldn't pick Ireland that's just miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's just like pick Ireland before I picked Australia. You
can't even go out of your house without wearing combat boots.
We look at all the things crawling around Australia and
want to kill you. It's a rough place. It's a
rough plate. Now where do they dropped all the prisoners there?
Left them? They don't think anyone would live.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I mean it's it's when you see just videos from
the beaches and the creatures like this. Did you see
the one where they was like last week in Australia.
Do they have alligators or crocodiles? I forget what they have?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Crocodile?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So there was a crocodile that had kind of made
its way down to the ocean on the beach. A
shark comes out of the water and each the freaking
crocodile right, I just grabbed its about it and when
he says.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Coming, a shark comes up to where the water is
now lapping the sand. So think about that. You can't
even get off the land and going to the ocean
without a shark getting within five seconds.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
At the same time, look out for the.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And you can't look good. Even they look they wear
speedo's over there. You can't look good wearing a speed
over combat boots. That's just not a good look.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh my gosh, you're always got to be on guard
in Australia.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
So well, because.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
When we get back here on Monday and we welcome
March to the Carolinas, Uh, what do you got going
on in your neighborhood? We should be talking about what's
going on there? Are you ready for the bulls, Bulls
Blake and what what are we calling that again?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Let me get back to it. It's uh, I think
it was Bulls, Bronx and Blake. There you go, Bulls
the world's Toughest rodeo.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That'll begin Monday morning, Get six thirty. What you're talking
about in pignorate has nothing to do with pigs, inciminating
and producing piglets. All right now you can read the
definition because Kelly's alright put it up. I'm sure. In
the morning Rush Blogging ninety seventy five w COS dot com,
double click, you get you double ticks and double ticks
is gonna be Since's world's Toughest rodeo Monday on the
(17:13):
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