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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killing mansh. Hey there it's tomorrow show today. It's
already hump day tomorrow, brother, Yeah, goodnight. Having a day
off on Monday really does feel good on Monday. Doesn't
feel so good on Tuesday. See.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But here's the thing, long weekend, short work week. I
like the sound of that.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It does sound good. Do you come in on Tuesday
and you say, wait a minute, look at all this
stuff we got to get.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Done well for you and I, it's really trying to
get out earlier. Those are the days like so to
have Monday off, right, we have to frontload all of
our work. Oh and so we've already paid the price
and we're just back to our regular routine.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's very true.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Likes to be all suckers. Jonathan and I are doing great.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We frontloaded it all right, So let's talk about some
of the stuff we can tell about tomorrow. Of course,
we do have Keith Urban tickets for the Charlotte show
coming up at the PNC Music Pavilion.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah. We like to play a little game called What's
you talking about, where we expand your vocabulary. Persifally is
the word that we're going to be using on wednesdaye perciflage.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is a compliment that's really not a compliment. It's
like a backhanded compliment. Is a persuflage?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh I thought you were going to go like a
reference to like a lady's handbag, but no, the word
personflage is what you and I do for a living.
Really frivolous chit chat. Oh, we're having some persoflage. We
are experts at persoflage. Okay, So now that you know
that it's frivolous talk, that's what we have. You can
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now win your Keith Urban concert tickets for this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The morning Persiflage.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What else we got going on? Jonathan? By the way,
there is a I'm fascinated by it. It's not getting
as much attention as I thought it would. Uh, maybe
people are just tired of the UFO type of stories.
But if you go to the Morning Rest blog at
ninety seven five WSS dot com, you're going to see
h A which described as a metal sphere. And the
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video on this thing is really, to me breathtaking because
they've captured it. So scientists are examining down in where
is this somewhere in Colombia? Buga not Bougatah, it's Buga Buga, Colombia.
On March second, this thing crashed or landed. I'll say
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we'll just put it as landed. It's fully intact. According
to a researcher named Jose Luis Velasquez, he studied it
now for several weeks. He says it's a three layer
designed with eighteen tiny spheres inside in a central core.
It has no visible welds or joints. And they're not
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sure what the metal is made of. This thing landed
where in Colombia. Wow, So it's like that. It's like
a small version of a death Star, very small. Mean,
it's a little bit larger than a bowling ball. And
again they have no way of nothing looks like it
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was put together, like it's just solid and yet hollowed out.
And I mean it's very odd. And now some people
have actually found some photos. In nineteen seventy four, there
was a story going around of a kid claiming to
have found one of these things. And I'm sure it
ended up in what was those newspapers that we used
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to see at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Like the National Enquirer.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I was thinking more like it was like News
of the World or something like that was the name
of every week. It was like Bigfoot with Elvis.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Sure there was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Anyway, this picture of this kid, it's a black and
white photo holding something that looks very similar to this.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, so do we know where that one is?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That kid was I think in Vancouver. Again, that's fifty
years ago. But anyway, this is in great detail. You
can see all the designs on it and everything like that.
If you want to check that out on the Morning
Rust blog, maybe tell us if you've ever had an
encounter with something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I have never found anything like that on the farm.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, I never, but you might have seen UFOs people.
Remember we had that lady on once who oh yeah,
from Wildwood. I don't think she lives there anymore, but
she was telling us a story about how she saw
a UFO on I twenty yep, and she was heading
towards I want to say, like Orangeburg or something like that,
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and she saw this is like nineteen seventy seven or something.
She saw one and she said it changed her whole life. Now,
she's not known to be like a cook or anything
like that. She's lived a normal life, but she was
putting on a UFO symposium or something and bringing in
some renowned UFO speak.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Just like a club. Yeah, it's like an international club.
They were coming into Columbia this time hosting it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That was like three or no, maybe more than four
years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Now, oh yeah, seven eight years ago, way way way
back in the day. Even prior to Kelly Nash, we
had a Morning Russia regular cast member named Catherine, and
she had a UFO she claimed that followed her around.
She named him Fred. Fred was like her guardian angel.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Whatever happened to her vanished from the face of the earth,
never to be heard from again.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I don't know where she is now, her and.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Fred of intergalactic traveling.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Fred's still looking over a hope wherever she is.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Speaking of a long time ago. It was nineteen fifty
two when the nation of Saudi Arabia outlawed all sales
and consumption of any alcohol beverages in their country. So
that's a long time ago. They announced this past week
that they are changing that. Now, why in twenty twenty
(05:57):
six would six hundred locations be permitted to start selling
now again, this colembition will end. It's only beery years,
wine and cider anything with more than twenty percent alcohol
content is still banned. You can't you still cannot own it.
It's not allowed in your home.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Would they do this?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And they have warned all of the six hundred preapproved
locations in their country that are going to sell it.
And I fear what they mean by this. If any
of your patrons are found to be publicly drunk, you
will face swift punishments. I don't know what that is
in Saudi Arabia, but I think it's probably not so good.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, why would they lift it after all these years.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'll give you a clue. They're warming up. They're trying
to get the nation ready for what's coming the Olympic.
First off, twenty thirty it's going to be the World
Expo in Saudi.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Arabia, gotcha, okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
But bigger than that, twenty thirty four World Cup, World
Cup's coming and they know there's going to be drunk
Irish people absolutely now they're gonna be everybody's gonna be drunk.
But at the same time, if you're caught drunk in
that nation, there are very swift penalties, strict penalties, prison
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and I fear to say, maybe even worse for you.
So they're warning people do not get drunk in our country.
We're giving you right now. What is this a five
year warning for twenty thirty, We're giving you a nine
year warning before the World Cup.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
We wist attended World Cup ever.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But they are allowing five star hotels, high end resorts,
diplomatic zones, tourist development areas, and sporting venues six hundred
pre approved. I would be fearful to serve, like if
I was one of those bartenders.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yep, don't.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't want that job. I got to be held
accountable for this guy. No way.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
America is number one again, Jonathan, we'd like to be
number one. No, maybe not so much on this one.
According to an Australian linguist expert, they broke down cultures
number now this is I'm not gonna tell you what
it is yet, but number five was New Zealand four,
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Singapore three, Australia two. Number one, and he says number
one by a long shot. The United States of America
USA USA.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm going to guess use of profane language correct.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Wow, we are the most foul mouthed nation on Earth,
and we also are some of the most creative ones.
We have five hundred and ninety seven distinct vulgarities, like
I think they said Great Britain had something like three hundred,
so we're almost double Great Britain with the amount of
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different types of curse words of available too.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You can sell it just by watching movies. Sally and
I started streaming like five different shows over the long
weekend and then turning them off like within the first
five minutes, including one I really wanted to watch was
When You Told Me About You Said? Was pretty good.
The Axel F sequel, Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Why, Yeah, that was interesting. I like the fact that
Eddie Murphy's daughter, real life daughter arrests him in that movie.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's kind of funny, But the language in that. Sally's like,
I can't handle two hours of this, Like the first
five minutes was just feel with obscenities.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, she's certainly not gonna want to see mob Land
with Pierce Aaron. I love that show how Aaron and
Pierce Brosnan are brilliant together, but every other word is
some sort of They like to use the C word
a lot over there. That doesn't get much play in America,
but they love it over there.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
What was that Vince Vaughn movie we were watching the
other night. It was an okay movie, not great, but
it was ok k oh u no nonas nonas.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I saw it. Yeah, that was a pretty good movie.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I mean, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It took some liberties with the real story. But noonas
a it's an interesting concept that the guy had where
he was going to hire grandmothers to make the food
at his Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
As opposed to professional chefs. These women had no culinary
education and there.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is no menu either, right like you just whoever was
working today that we're making their specialties.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Exactly, and right in the middle of it, they threw
in like a G D or something. It sounds like,
why do they do that? I said, because they want
to get a PG rating. If it g's a G rating,
they know people won't watch it. If you're an adult,
you're watching a g rted movie, they won't even click
it on. But you got to. You gotta throw into
the obscenity there somewhere to get the PG interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know, It's kind of like, what was the movie
I was watching recently and I appreciated it, and I
can't remember. I wish I could tell you, Jonathan, because
I thought more people should do this. There was a
scene where the man and the woman. Oh boy, it's
starting to come back to me. It was her ex husband.
He came back to the house for something, and then
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all of a sudden, something clicked between the two and
you could tell the romance was back on. And all
you saw was him and her walking into the bedroom
door and then they shut the door behind him, and
that was it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And then the next morning she's making breakfast. We don't
need to see what happened.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
We already know, right, don't don't give me the skin
of Maax. And even if you're trying to get that,
that's not going to bring people to your emotion picture.
When you got the Internet out there with everything it offers,
the skin Amax version does it. I wonder if skin
a max is even on cable television anymore. Remember after
like one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It was all HBO showtime cinema. They would all go
to like softcore porn beginning at about eleven o'clock at night. Yeah,
and you know, I can remember being a kid seeing
some a kid I was a kid. There was some
show called like the Red Shoe Diaries. Oh, I was
fascinated by that. Look at how what happens you go
to an adult club.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
And really they did in the fifties where they would
have like a shot that went to like like outside
to be like be like a bee on a flower
or something.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
One of my one of my favorite scenes, it was
kind of like that was Clint Eastwood. What was the
movie where he was Secret Service and he's making up
for the fact that he was the Secret Service agent
that was on duty and was JFK's favorite Secret Service
agent when he got killed. And then he's trying to
stop it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Remember what he's talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
And there in him and I can't remember her name,
the actress, she's a younger Secret Service agent. They're going
to have sex, and they're walking into the hotel room
and they're starting to kiss each other, and then it
just the camera doesn't show their faces anymore. It kind
of just dropped down to like below the waist, and
all their gear is falling off. It's like handcuffs, radios,
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you know, bullets, guns, all of these things just continue
to fall off. Of them as they're making their way
to the bed. I just thought that was so great.
And then just before anything happened, there's like a call
like we need you, and he's like, nah, I gotta
put all this black mind. But anyway, maybe you have
some favorite love scenes from movies that aren't actually that explicit.
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We could talk about those. We also have got. If
you know, money can't buy you love or happiness, actually
a ken, says Jessica Weiss. She's a happiness researcher, and
she says, you got to spend it on the right things,
and for example, novel experiences. Your brain loves a new experiences.
(13:58):
You're gonna release a group of dope. Mean so even
if you're with a bunch of old friends, doing something
new will supercharge your happiness. Anything that saves time, treat
yourself to mail delivery services, house cleaners, mental health investment
is more than a luxury, she says, activities that would
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booster relationships. After eighty years of studying people, they found
that relationships predict happiness better than money. Fame and genetics
is going out to dinner often, buying plane tickets together,
taking trips together, being generous. Your brain rewards you when
you give away things. It's called the helpers high. Also
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small joys, like if you get a thrill out of
buying a coffee twice a week, do that because you
might actually experience more joy in a four dollars coffee
than that once a year four hundred dollars splurge on
a luxury coat or something like that.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
So, and there's other things on the list. Okay, but
perhaps we can talk about some of the things that
maybe have made you happy that you bought. You actually
bought this and it brought you joy.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And finally, Jonathan, hot and fresh Crispy Kreme donut.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Even if you don't buy it. I think they're better
when they're not bought. I think when Ron Hill used
to bring them in they were even sweeter.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I don't know when you get them hot and fresh
and that first bite melts in your mouth and then
about three minutes, where are you going? Wow? I ate
a dozen of those. Yes, you did.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Good for you, not good for the rest of us,
because now there's nothing left for us.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's a great shot at dopamine. Krispy Kreme dope give
you that note is some dope injected.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Straight into my veins. Yes, all right, Jonathan, there is
a movement among certain edge imocatos to end end entirely
the idea of summer vacation for school children.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm surprised it wasn't
here a decade ago just because parents would call for it.
I mean, right now we got parents scrambling trying to
figure out what we're going to do with the kids
for the rest of the summer.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's interesting because I have heard the argument that school
was created as basically a day care service, starting as
far back as like the nineteen twenties, when at that
point women started making their way into the workforce and
offices and things like that. Obviously it increased with World
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War Two, but we've had women in the workforce pretty much.
I mean, I know there was a huge movement in
the late sixties and seventies to get women, even more
women into the workforce, but that was the initiative was
allow women to work by getting rid of the kids
during the day. So that but part of summer vacation,
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they say, was too allow for kids to go home
and work on farms.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's true. Yeah, interesting, I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Know, Jonathan, it's interesting to this woman making the argument
is saying, many countries in Asia have been doing year
round schooling for two and a half generations, true, and
they're finding great education on economic results. Giving your kids
a shorter break would be better for their education because
we have what's that called the summer slide where they
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lose what they had already been working on. You almost
have to spend the first month or two of the
new school year relearning things that they'd already forgotten. You
want to keep Donald Trump talks about keep the momentum going,
so you hit the breaks.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Every year of this time of the year, we hit
the breaks.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Would you, as a parent or as a former student,
would you prefer us going to a year round education system.
I just feel like it's just kind of weird, like that,
the idea of when do kids get to be kids
if they're in school all year round.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, I am again I'm surprised that it's taking this loan.
I thought we would have had it by now. Interesting. Okay, hey,
what are you thinking about that? Because that always gets
that parents always have an opinion on that one. And
that's what was our word of the day. Oh I mean,
let me get back to us. That is not frivolous
talk right there. We're gonna get serious tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Keith Urban win your tickets with the word persiflage.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, that is not persinflage. We're going to get some
serious conversation on that. You tell us and we'll hear
from educators, we'll hear from everybody. That'll be tomorrow morning.
What are you saying? You can reach out to us
by social media. Can also email us I am Russi
at seven five w COS dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Nash at ninety seven five WCS dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Tomorrow we start talking in the morning. Persinflage at eight
O three nine seven eight nine two sixty seven. That's
the same number you use if you want to win
the contest. ETO three ninety seven eight w COS