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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash yo z G. I have tomorrow. Thank
god it's Fridday.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I guess a housekeeping question. Are we going to do
a Tomorrow show Today podcast on Friday?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
So this is it for the week. Happy fourth of July, everybody,
it's exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Don't blow your fingers off.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's you know, very sage advice.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Still laugh every time I exit the publics. They got
at Publics, like everybody convenience stores. I don't know if
you notice this, but every store now has a fireworks
kiosk inside the store. Oh okay, so, but the one
at publics one of the shelves where you see all
of the what do they call those things, It's like, gosh,
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it's a shale, that's what they call it. Where they
have the shels. It says safe, family fun. That just
screams family safety. When you see a big kiosk fill
with fireworks, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's still illegal to buy fireworks in a lot of
the Northern States. And my wife has a real estate
sales coach who actually lives in Canada but is like
right on the New York border, so he's in like
what Buffalo or whatever that region a lot, but he
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also owns a home in Florida, and so he said,
I guess they had a coaching call yesterday. He is
specifically coming back to his home in Florida just for
the Fourth of July, just so he can buy fireworks,
because this is a new revelation to him. He only
bought that house like two years ago. And he said,
(01:45):
I did not realize that citizens have the right to
own their own M eight's and all kinds of things.
Roman mortals.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
We got a mortar fire that you could shoot with that.
Those balls are the size of balls, Those things are huge.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, So he's coming back just for that. Oh that's great,
all right, So be careful out there. Whether you say family, fine,
they'll blow your fingers off. All right.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Tomorrow we'll get a brand new prize and what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, Zach top is a I guess, one of the
hottest young artists out there right now. I mean, he's
no Morgan Walling, but he's he's Morgan's been around a
little bit longer than Zach. But Zach is definitely in
that that that range of I'm still playing like five
thousand seed arenas, but I could be playing fifty thousand
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seed arenas next year.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's really he's really growing quickly. So the tickets for
this show that's going to be happening on Daniel Island
at the Credit One Stadium, they're gonna go on sale
tomorrow morning at ten am. I imagine they will sell
out relatively quickly. I don't know how many tickets we're
gonna have in total to give away, but we do
have one pair before you can buy him tomorrow morning.
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And what you're talking about, I want to call you, Jonathan.
You're a corker, A corker, you big old corker, smart
alec no corker, excellent or astonishing person or thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Corker.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're an excellent or astonishing person.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm not a corker. I'm more of a twist top cod.
I'm not a corker, corker, cork.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I've never heard that phrase.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't even know why it. We'll be called a corker.
I don't know why the word cork will be included
in that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I feel like that would be an insult a corker,
like almost like you're you talk so ignorantly, you should
put a cork in it you corker.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That would seem to be arguable as the definition.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm trying to see if we have more info as
to where it came from. Corker definition, Where do where
did it come from? It's Irish. Apparently it came from
Irish in Ireland. It doesn't say though, how they work.
It doesn't say how they for the first known use
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of it was in eighteen eighty one. I wish I
had more background on it, but I don't. I just
know if you call somebody a corker. It's kind of
like when I only worked on Long Island for two
years nineteen ninety four to nineteen ninety six, and I
was doing kind of a high profile afternoon show MANI
I only played about eight to nine songs an hour,
and those extra two or three songs I normally would
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have played in a twelve song hour type of thing.
I talked and was trying to do comedy, and a
lady called in and again, I'm from Connecticut. I'm literally like,
if as the crow flies, I had moved probably thirty
miles as the crow flies. Now it's like one hundred
and forty miles to get to where I was going.
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Because you got to go all the way down almost
into New York City and then back out one hundred
miles on Long Island. But it's literally just across a
little pond there of water called Long Island Sound. Anyway,
she called in and said, you're a pisser. And I
was like, I don't want to say I clutched the pearls.
But I was like, why would you say that? Like
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what did I do?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What did I do wrong?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And the young lady who was an intern on the
show is like, that's a good thing. I'm like being
called a pisser, that's a good thing. That's a compliment.
And she said, yeah, because you make her laugh so
much she pisses her pants. That's why you're a pisser.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You're a pisser.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're a corker. You're a pisser. That is Would you
rather be a pisser or a corker? Can you be both?
I guess you could. I don't know. But anyway, tomorrow,
if you know what the word corker means, you could
win yourself some tickets to go see Zach Top the
Cold Beer and Country Music Tour. That's one of the
greatest tour names. Ever cold beer in country music?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Who's going to say no to that? Gosh? I like
them both a lot. Loll beer and country music. There's
the mare quy that will draw a crowd to any
roadside house.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I remember years ago a friend of mine, he said
he wanted to name his band also performing Elvis.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the name of my band, overforming Elvis and a
draw crowd.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Shocking stats about US adults phone use and their toilet use.
According to QS Supplies, who've surveyed fifteen hundred Americans about
their bathroom phone habits, the average American spends now this
is for the year, but it's forty nine hours on
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the phone while on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's an hour a week.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Just about yeah, just about an hour a week. Let's
see number one thing to do, scroll social media. Number
two things to do, watch videos, Number three thing to
do text and DM for read the news, five, send emails, six,
play game seven shop eight. I don't know what wrapping
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up work related tasks means. I would have thought that
would have fallen into the emails or text messages thing.
Eight percent say that they actually spend most of that
time talking like I'm just chit chatting I remember being
fascinated when I was a kid's like rich rich people
like you would see it on like lif stalls that
are rich and famous or something like that. They would
have a phone right next to the toilet, Like, my god,
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are they rich?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You got an extra phone? How much it costs per month?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hmmm?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Two? The phone company charges you for every extension.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Two percent of Americans say that they will answer a
video call while sitting on the toilet. A video call.
Come on, guys, I'll only take a phone call, a
phone call, not a video call. A phone call from
my wife. If I'm on the toilet, that's the only
person I'll pick up for.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I think. I remember, like twenty years ago, I was
starting to a lady and she had a business call,
and she said, while I'm talking to her, I hear
the toilet flush, And every time I talk to her since,
I think, yep, there's toilet, lady. And I'm very careful,
even if i have to run to the men's room
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on a mobile phone, I'm very careful not to flush
the toilet until the phone call is over or mute
the phone. I think, if you know you're talking to
somebody's going to talk for like a minute and a half,
mute the phone, flush it, and then you can go
put it down by the sink while you wash your hands,
and then walk out. If you know the person's going
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to talk, and you know the count of people I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, when I answer the phone for Angela, she's calling me,
people might hear me in the restroom, in the men's room,
I answer the phone, I'm pooping just so she knows,
or I'm peeing just so she knows. You're gonna hear
a toilet flush here in a little bit. Now, this
is interesting. Fifty one percent of Americans say the in
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fake fake going to the toilet just so they can
use their phone.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I just needed some one percent.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, I just look, I just needed to check some
emails or do whatever. I got to go to the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'll be back some videos.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, I just wanted to go see I wanted to
get some score updates. Are the Braves winning? I just
got good? But you can't say I want to check
my phone, So you say, you know what, would you
excuse me for a minute. I just have to go
to the restroom And then you go in there and
nobody's really timing you per se if you're gone twenty minutes,
If you're gone twenty minutes, people will notice. But if
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you're gone three, four, five minutes, that's enough to get
a YouTube video in or a score update, or you
can do some uh.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Forty one percent of Americans.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Rarely am I startled by statistics. That one got me.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
We have people and I have to say this other
this next story, this is kind of in our weird
news story category, Jonathan. And when you see the video
of this thing, I had no idea how absolutely adorable
something called a red panda is. Apparently they're in China.
The Red Pandas a hotel called the River and Holiday
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Grand resin hotel in a town I think of yung Yang, China.
They have been informed by the Chinese authorities that they
must immediately stop what they have been doing for the
last month month and a half or so, which is
they've been offering their it's called the red Panda wake
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up Call. And if you want the red Panda wake
up call, they have four red Pandas that have been
living at the hotel. And if you want a wake
up call, you just say, hey, we want to wake
up call it, you know, seven thirty okay, seven thirty
Red Panda wake up call? Yes, please, Red Panda wake
up call. They will then open the door just quietly
enough to let the red panda into your bedroom and
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the red panda will wake you up. Now, how the
red panda wakes you up is up to the red Panda.
It could jump on your head, it could just start
running around it. But these things are absolutely adorable. But
according to the Killjoys known as the Chinese Communist government,
they say it's animal abuse. I would think that you
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people were into animal abuse, but these animals do not
look like they're being abused. We have some videos of
people who had been using the Red Panda wake Up
Call service and they are gosh. I wish I could
have gone. They're adorable.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You can see that on the Morning Rest blog. And
we mentioned earlier a guy who come that lives in
Canada but has a home in Florida, and he travels
back and forth. But he loves the American freedom. I
am not familiar with the country singer Jobs Ross. I
think he's trying to make it in America. Josh Ross, though,
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has been a big country star early in his career.
Already in Canada, his native country, he's had top He's
had six straight top five hits. Yes, so pretty much
everything Josh Ross has released in Canada. Boom, it's going
top five.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He's got one of this climbing right now called single Again.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay, Well, apparently he was performing at the Tailgate and
Tailboys Are Tailgate and Tall Boys festival in Bloomington, Illinois,
over the weekend. He was waving an American flag and
then said on the microphone, fun fact, real quick, I'm Canadian.
But the best fun fact I moved to the best
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country in the world last year. I absolutely love America
and the place goes wild. Well, that video doesn't just
end at the American border exactly. So the Canadians have
now turned on Josh Ross in a big way, and
so he tried to do I don't know, but would
you call it a walk it back video or whatever?
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He says. Look, I love Canada and I feel like
I always represent Canada no matter where I go. Half
my family still lives in Canada. However, the other half
of my family lives here in the United States, and
I'm very proud to be establishing myself in the United States.
I feel like the United States, in all honesty, is
the greatest country on earth, and I'm honored and blessed
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to be able to live here. However, I'm also blessed
to call myself a Canadian. Well, the comments section the
word ratioed. Have you ever heard that phrase? Yes, he
has been severely radioed. The beavers weren't having it. No,
and there's only thirty million Canadians. I think all thirty
million got on his Instagram to just let him know
what they thought.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
People downloading the platform just so they could comment on
that post. Grandmothers who are by ins were bias smartphones
so they could comment.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
But I think it's nice to know that just another example,
and I mean we have a you can't even count
all that. It's like trying to count the national debt, which,
by the way, last Thursday, that was the big day.
Last Thursday, America hit thirty seven trillion in debt, so
we just but the same as you couldn't count the debt,
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you can't count all the people who have come to
America to say it's the greatest country on earth. You
can't do what the like Elon Musk was in Canada.
He's from South Africa. He was living in Canada, and
he said, the dreams that I had could not be
fulfilled if I continued to stay in Canada. You can't
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build SpaceX, you can't build Tesla, you can't build PayPal,
all these great companies that he built. It's impossible to
do it under the Canadian regulations. You had to come
to America, which is why I became an American. Here's
another guy. I love Canada. I'm from Canada, but America
is the best. We should be so proud of our country.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'm thinking about that talkie song was a song, but
it wasn't not a rap song. Back in the mid sixties.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Talking about nineteen like seventy two, the guy Gordon something
to the Canadian who and it's called the Americans, that's right,
And he's talking that somebody put it to music, but
it was actually he was an He was like the
Paul Harvey of Canada. Yes, And he was just talking
about how he was sick and tired of listening to
his fellow compatriots blast the Americans. And then he went
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through a laundry list of all the amazing things that
Americans did. I think he started with the Marshall Plan,
but I know he might have even gone back and
talked about how we cleaned up slavery for the world.
You know, he just talked about all the amazing things
that the United States has done and who has been
there to help them? Absolutely no one, But you know what,
they'll pick themselves up by their bootstraps like they always do.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Can you imagine if that if that would released today
and that dude had a social media account.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I think he'd be here for it. I mean, that
guy's probably been dead thirty or forty years at least,
But I don't think that that guy would sweat anybody.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Liberals, No, he wouldn't give a damn, but he would
get he would get fried.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He'd be ra is a very sensitive these days. Yeah,
he would be ratioed on his own platform. But he
would also have a couple of snappy little comeback videos
basically reminding you of your place in the world, which
we need more of that, Jonathan, reminding people of their
place in the world. Hey, we got a Morning Rush irregular.
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Who's uh, she's got a problem or does she? Maybe
she doesn't even have a problem. We talked about people
who lie about going to the bathroom. She thinks her
husband's been lying about working late and the reason she
says that, and I'm just reading from her email. He
does have a very demanding job. But the other night
I went to check on him, so I guess he
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does a lot of his work at home. And she
said it was late at night, and I thought perhaps
he had fallen asleep at his desk, but instead I
walked in and caught him playing video games. So I
know that video games are a stress reliever for him.
But now is this just his excuse for everything? Like
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he said, he's working late, but he's really playing video
games toilet. I would much prefer it if he would
come to bed with me or spend time with our children.
But it seems like he's always working. But is he
always working? What do you do here, Jonathan? Do you
not always working?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Man? He's playing video games? You know it yourself, You
saw it with your own eyes. You think that was
a one off? No, he's got a problem.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
So what do you do if you're the wife? Do
they thank god it's not porn?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
That's a great question. Could it be worse? Did we
take it even further, what else is he lying to
me about? If he's willing to lie about this, which
is innocent enough, even I admit playing a video games,
innocent enough, although I would prefer he come to bed
with me. What else is he lying about? A liar
will lie about anything.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Just got himself a fresh can of black paint.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Now that's all. We got a problem, all right, We
got to get you tell us on that. Maybe you
called somebody to do with something and you thought, no,
that's not a big deal, But then it became a
big deal because that led to that is this the
path to a big deal?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
It was like you often tell the story that you're
about the kids in the in the juvie who say
that I or the people in prison who said it
started when I was a kid and I started talking
back to my parents.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That's how it all began. All my troubles began with
my tongue.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
They let the mom and dad let that mouth run.
They didn't smack taste this lie.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, now you've set yourself on the path.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Does she need to smack the based out of her
husband's mouth?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Here we go? What do you say about all that?
You're not gonna reach out to us on social media.
You can also email us I am Rush at ninety
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Speaker 2 (19:10):
NASH at ninety seven five w CUS dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That top tickets tomorrow when up before you can buy them,
because we do the contest at six point thirty. Tickets
go and sale at ten o'clock. You can do that
tomorrow at ninety seven eight ninet two six seven nine
seven eight w COS in the morning, Rush