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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, killy, Now, good morning, good morning. It's tomorrow. Sure
today tomorrow be Tuesday the sixteenth, and now we're down
to the single ditches for the days you got left
to shop for Christmas. So get to it. You better
get with it. Hey, tomorrow you have another chance to celebrate.
If you haven't been to Sega Park, it's quite the
fascinating light display. It's dazzling. You may need sunglasses, but
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we have an opportunity for you to win on what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yep. If you want to get in, you just need
to know what the word Eldrich means. It sounds like
our last name. It's not Eldridge, it's Eldritch.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh I know this one. It's uh, it's hinky. What
is hinky?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
John, Hinky?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's suspicious, it's suspicious, It's it's uh, it's it's hinky.
It's just it's just it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay. Well, I was gonna say, well, if you said suspicious,
you'd be wrong. Weird. You might be right because it's
uncomfortably weird. Aka. Also the actual definition is eerie and spooky.
Oh okay, so eerie, spooky, uncomfortably weird is how it's
described Eldrich is the word of the day, and that's
for Segra Park Fireflies Holiday Lights tickets that will be
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going on every weeknight, excuse me, every night from six
to nine till January third. So we've still got a
couple of weeks left. I guess maybe about what three
weeks left for the lights. We want to get you
in on that one.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So it's it's like it's like Zach Brown's Eldrich Spear Tour.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, I would say his light show is Eldrich.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That is a very Eldrich light show that Zach Brown
has where it appears that you've entered hell. We've talked
about that last week. If you missed it, just google
Zach Brown in the sphere. That light show is beyond creepy.
What else do we got going on, Jonathan, If you
go to ninety seven to five WCS dot com, we
put some stuff up on the Morning Rust blog for
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you every day, the Good News Stories. One of my
favorite artists of all time is not a country artist.
His name is Francis Albert Sinatra, aka the Chairman of
the Board aka the Voice. And Frank Sinatra just did
something this week which is unbelievable, especially since he's been
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dead since nineteen ninety seven. Ninety eight somewhere in that
era is when he died. And yet here he is again,
jumping four spots to become the new number one song
of the week. I've got my Love to keep Me Warm.
It's remixed by Pentatonics and Illuminate, and it's the number
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one so you can hear it over on our sister
station all the time. Francis Albert, he has not had
a number His last number one was the year I
was born, nineteen sixty seven, so for almost sixty years.
What was that song, by the way, nineteen sixty seven,
let's see that that that it marks the seventh uh
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number one for him? Up up up uh. It doesn't
say it's chairman of the Board's last number one came
in September of sixty seven, according to Billboard. Sinatra also
claims the longest span of running the charts, also the
longest span of appearing on the charts, also the longest
gap between number ones. He broke like four records this.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Week, the longest span.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, yeah, well, I mean his first number one came
out in nineteen thirty five. So it's been ninety years
of number one hits for Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That regulations.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I mean, how do you top that? I mean, do
we have any artists today that we think in ninety
years they're still going to be playing. Uh, I don't
see it. I mean, unless there's some sort of resurgence, I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Gonna guess Bismore Key.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's a good one because you got what I need,
the breadth of work, though not quite as wide. You
just get that one hit Sinatra. I think Sinatra and
Elvis are like the two most recorded artists in history,
meaning they've got something like four hundred singles, which is
an incredible amount of recording work. I mean it's like
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months of recording, like actual recording, not months in the studio,
months of actual you could listen to.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's say.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sinatra and Elvis both have their own channels right where
sometimes you can go months or two without hearing the
same song twice. They are really prolific recorders, and neither
one of them wrote thrown music, which is apparently why
they were able to record so much. They didn't have
to spend any time writing music. They just would listen
to a bunch of demos that were sent to them,
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or just read the sheet music and say I could
do this. Let's go in there and try to record it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Let's knock it out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, if you're bogged down with the writing of it that,
then you're gonna have a lot longer time between because
Sinatra would knock out three four albums a year, right,
can't do that if you're writing fifteen songs for each one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It tends to be difficult.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What else have we got going on in the morning
Rust blog? Jonathan, Oh, let's take a look at this
story right here. You have long hated the elf on
a shelf, which makes it ironic that for the first
time in American history, we've opened up an elf on
the shelf bar. This has got fifty elves looking at
you from every corner of the bar. Now this is
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just considered a pop up bar. Apparently it'll run through
December thirtieth. It's in Washington, d C. And the Morris
American Bar.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Very eldritch. It is crouping, very eldredge.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Now, this is another weird thing because we've been doing
the pop excuse me, the elf on a shelf now
for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, it's funny because the other day, as we were
unpacking some Christmas stuff, one of the boxes that we
had not opened in a long time plainly had some
old decorations in the like, and there were two elves
in that bar. One of them was missing one of
the balls off the top of his stupid little cap.
That's the only way that Sally remembered. One was David
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and one was Lee's, and that she propped them up
on the mantel. So now I got these things staring
at me every time I walk into the den.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, they're not playing any more tricks on.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, they are not, which is why I hated them. Yes,
that Jennie would teach the elves to do all kinds
of things that were it was just a mess. They
would always do something with toilet paper and it was crazy.
I got a t peed bathroom one time. Did we
really do this?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But it's just to me growing up when I grew
up in the seventies and eighties, the elf on a
shelf still feels like a new idea, the idea that
these people are now in their thirties that grew up
with these things and are clearly old enough to drink
and they're talking about how people are having nostalgia for
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the old elf on shelf Christmases, and so they've brought
out barware that is different barware from the nineteen nineties.
I guess if you go to a bar today, the
type of glasses that we use today are completely different
than what we were using twenty five thirty years ago
in bars. So everything about the bars on the Elf
on a Shelf bar feels like somewhere in the late nineties,
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which is apparently when we launched all this, which again
it's weird to say that we're having nostalgia for the
elf on a shelf. And finally, Jonathan, we've got a
Morning Russia regular who apparently, although she's been good friends
with this woman, she's never seen her in like a
tank top. And for her upcoming wedding, she's asked this
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woman to be a bridesmaid. And I don't know if
she saw a photo or however she found this out,
but she realizes that the woman has never or has
not recently shaved her armpit.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
What an interesting look.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
She hates it, and she says it's very distracting because
even with her arms down, the hair comes out and
you can see it everywhere, and she's a very hairy woman.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So now she's got to pick out a bridesmaid's dress
that has sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, no, no no. The wedding's in a few weeks.
We all got our dresses. And the question is do
I am I within my rights to say in order
for the photo to happen, for you to be in
the photo, you need to shave your armpits or I'm
going to last minute replace you out.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Interesting does she get kicked off the island this close
to the wedding date because of her unfortunate appearance as this,
you know something, as a community standard, you ought to
just you ought to just propose it as Look, this
is not me talking, this is a community standard.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But you could say, as the bride, it's your day.
You can do whatever you want. Right, So if you
wanted me in your.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Photo, she absolutely could kick her out. I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The Brian No I'm saying, but if you wanted to
keep me in, you could override the community standards. This
is your big day. You can't back out.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You just had to put your high heel down and
say no, you're not gonna appear like that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't think you can say that you're forcing a
woman to do something that she's kind of repulsed by
the idea of shaving her armpits.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Let's say she's got a big nose ring. Could I
ask her to take it out just during the wedding.
You could ask.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You could ask, but this is not a This is
not an ask for something that will just grow right
back in a day. It's kind of like, remember years ago,
just before I got married, I shaved my beard off
for a commercial and the promise that I made to
my wife was it will be back for the April wedding.
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I guarantee you I will not get married without the beard,
because to her, I don't want those photographs if your
beard's not in it. Gotcha like, we would have to
delay the wedding in order for you to grow the
beard back, because that's how important it is to her.
To this bride, is so important that you are clean shaven.
But I don't think that. I just think that you.
I mean, you could ask her. You could say, hey, look,
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I find it off putting and it's a distraction in
the photos. Everybody's eyes are going to go instead of
looking at me. They're gonna look right at your arm pate.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Is there a way to bring in a bikini rule?
I just want you to clean it up a little
bit so it's not visible.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
How good is the air brushing? I mean, can we
fix it up? And can we fix it in the mix.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, but you're still going to be standing there in
front of the church because you braid them, and somehow
that keeps a wow.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Braid like a Derek You gotta do the bow Derek
ten thing with the little uh beads in.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There if you either braid them or are we gonna
we gotta cut them off. It's not just the photos,
it's the appearance. People are gonna be staring at you
and you're your little bush coming out of your arms
there instead of looking at me and I'm the bride.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Would it be better like because now you mention it,
we could trim it without shaving shaving it. Shaving it
makes it you get all the you get all the
bumps and stuff the first time you shave something if
you haven't shaved it in years. But if you just
trim it, you just get in like the dog clippers.
We're gonna take it down to a quarter of an inch.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I like it. It'll grow back in a couple of weeks.
You'll be fine. Hey, how do you handle that? What
are you talking about? What you got going on? Are
you gonna You're gonna be going to a wedding? Maybe
this is one of the things that's with something else
coming up here now because a lot of people like
to get married this time of the year, because the
churches are already decorated with flowers and candles and the
like for Christmas. Saves you a lot of money. Flowers
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getting to be real expensive for a wedding. What else
is happening here? You let us know? Reach out to
us in social media. You can also email us I
Rush at ninety seven to five w COS dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Nation ninety seven five WUS dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
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