Still talking with Jono and Rich

What Rich really needs is Shazam for people — something that quietly tells you the name of the person you've already met six times who's now walking towards you looking delighted to see you.

Also this episode:

• Always forgetting people's names? Good news: Rich has found an excuse that says it could mean you're highly intelligent.
• Parents and teachers, pay attention. Rich has researched the latest lang...

Jono knows everything is going to be fine because he saw 11:11 on the microwave earlier. That's basically a financial plan and a medical diagnosis covered.

Also this episode:

• Brunch copycats — apparently having your own idea is no longer compulsory.
• Rich manages to get stuck twice AND break his car window. It's been a strong week.
• Jono announces the arrival of Fancy Sandwich Season.
• We're already talking&nb...

Being a childless man in your 40s is terrible. All Rich ever gets to do is exactly what he wants, whenever he wants.Thoughts and prayers.

Also this episode:

• Those viral sleep hacks everyone swears by — Rich isn't convinced any of them actually work.
• Why everyone apparently needs a rage pal: that special friend you can be irrationally furious with.
• Judge Judy retiring and the end of an era.
• Are dog owne...

Rich loves when someone says “You handled that really well.” No, he didn't. You just had to listen to him bang on about it for three months while he recovered. At least nobody else knew.

Also this episode:

• The Spice Girls' 30th anniversary singles have arrived, and apparently being a loyal fan now requires selling a kidney.
• The new iPhone is here. Rich's considered technical review: g...

Rich's salary isn't enough to buy a house, so he's done the financially responsible thing and bought an iced latte instead.

Also this episode:

• The 2-2-2 rule that's apparently meant to keep your life and relationship healthy.
• Jono introduces us to the bride's Man of Honour.
• Rich attempts to use websites, gets completely defeated and ends up asking for help like someone's nana.
• A dose of nostalgia guaran...

Saying “shopping” to Jono triggers roughly the same chemical reaction as saying “walkies” to a dog. Suddenly he's alert, excited and ready to leave the house.

Also this episode:

• Rich discovers he's actually been doing something right with his phone. A rare technological victory.
• Jono asks the important question: has Bigfoot finally been found?
• The everyday things that seem to be...

If you offer Rich food and he says no, PLEASE offer again. He was only being polite the first time and was absolutely planning to say yes the second time.

Also this episode:

• The genuine superpowers dogs seem to have that make humans look fairly useless.
• Jono has car stuff. That's as much enthusiasm as Rich can currently give it.
• Why the world map could be about to change.
• Broke? A study has come up with ...

We've decided three-day weekends should be standard. Four days of pretending to be productive followed by three days recovering from it seems perfectly reasonable.

Also this episode:

• Rich spots someone at the gym wearing what looks suspiciously like a police ankle tag. Naturally, he has questions.
• If a driverless car has to crash, how does it decide who — or what — to hit? Suddenly we're doing ethics.
• New...

This episode asks some of life's bigger questions. Mainly: why are people still leaving their dog's poo on the street?

Also this episode:

• The medieval slang and insults we really need to bring back.
• Which words should you use — and avoid — on a dating profile if you actually want someone to swipe right.
• Dog poo etiquette, and the people who apparently think picking it up is somebody else's ...

JONO loves it when doctors say “avoid stress” like it’s a choice. Brilliant advice. He’ll simply stop having problems.

Also this episode:

• Apparently September is Take a Man on a Date Month, so ladies, Rich would like to remind you that reservations are filling up.
• Are 80% of women really competing for the same 20% of men? And what are the other 80% of men doing while this is happeni...

Rich is both a perfectionist and a procrastinator, which means he spends an extraordinary amount of time stressing about the quality of things he hasn't actually started yet.

Also this episode:

• Rich is ridiculously excited because we're heading into his favourite season.
• Jono has a list of vending machines that really should exist.
• Pheromone maxing is apparently a thing, and Rich has already decided it's gr...

Nobody calls you all day. Nobody needs anything. Then the second you drift into the perfect afternoon nap… your phone rings.

Also this episode:

• Have movies become too complicated? Sometimes we just want to watch something without needing a Reddit thread afterwards.
• Men's outfit drama — why getting dressed apparently needs to be a whole situation.
• Rich has a problem with burger sizing. They're t...

Rich has realised home Rich, work Rich and off-duty Rich are three completely different people. At this point they barely even look related.

Also this episode:

• The kids are finally back at school — thoughts and prayers to the teachers.
• Constantly losing your keys? Apparently it could be a sign you're more intelligent than you think. Convenient.
• Jono introduces us to some surprisingly dangerous bi...

Rich knows he was born to be rich. Not because of his bank balance… but because of the way he spends money.

Also this episode:

• Is the secret to the perfect holiday leaving your partner at home?
• The woman who's worked out exactly how to wee at festivals — and we're not sure we needed to know.
• Celebrities revealing the cosmetic procedures they seriously regret.
• A taxi journey where the driver...

Every day Jono wakes up determined to become a better person… and then he gets behind the wheel of a car.

Also this episode:

• Why do some people wake up immediately angry? Nothing's even happened yet.
• Are we genuinely getting closer to discovering alien life, and more importantly, are we prepared if they turn up?
• The weather finally feels like it's changing — or have we been through so many months of Duba...

Rich loves waking up to a cute little morning text… especially when it says “Your order has been delivered.” Romance isn't dead; it just has tracking information.

Also this episode:

• Why do every single renewal and subscription seem to arrive at exactly the same time?
• THE FLY UPDATE. Yes,Rich is winning!!!!!!!
• Have Jono and Rich officially reached the age where they're too old to have...

Our parents really did get one thing right — printing photos, sticking them in albums and actually keeping them.Somewhere along the way we replaced that with 38,000 photos on our phones we'll never look at again.

Also this episode:

• Rich has a fly problem, and it's becoming personal.
• A restaurant prank in America that went very, very wrong.
• Want to live longer? Apparently the answer might be to go clubbing....

Ever go onto complete autopilot, forget something ridiculously obvious like putting petrol in the car, then wonder how you've survived this long?

Also this episode:

• Jono has a dilemma: his friend might be seeing someone who's cheating. If you know, do you tell her or stay completely out of it?
• The top 10 men's hobbies women apparently find irresistible — except Rich reads the list and somehow every single...

Rich believes your dog might actually be your guardian angel. Jono believes Rich needs to stop reading hippie nonsense on the internet. So we're off to a strong start.

Also this episode:

• Are our dogs secretly looking out for us in ways we don't understand?
• Harry and Meghan potentially returning to the UK — so naturally Jono & Rich appoint themselves your completely unqualified Royal Correspondent...