Spiritual Kinks

What do alien DNA, kitchen witchery, cilantro hatred, and Justin Timberlake have in common?

They're all part of Lynnsey's brain.

In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, Adriana turns the tables and puts Lynnsey in the hot seat with a series of questions that spiral from hilarious to surprisingly deep. 

We talk spontaneous past-life memories, spiritual beliefs that sound completely unhinged (until maybe they aren't), and the moments t...

Fair warning: Lynnsey was nervous to record this one. That should tell you everything you need to know.

What if the Christian God is actually Loki, the Norse trickster god who killed off all the other gods and rewrote history in his favor? We're not saying it's true. We're just saying it's funny. And also kind of hard to argue with once you hear it.

In this episode we explore the historical overlap between Norse and Christian mytholo...

It's giving peak solar energy, feral witch vibes, and absolutely no productivity guilt.

In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, we're diving into the magic, history, and energy of the Summer Solstice (aka Litha)—the moment when the sun is at its peak and nature is showing off. We explore why this powerful turning point is less about hustling and more about celebrating what you've already grown.

Along the way, we wander into fire-ju...

What is actually underneath the pyramids of Giza?

Researchers from the University of Pisa and the University of Strathclyde recently used advanced radar technology to image what's beneath the surface and what they found is a massive underground tunnel network stretching over a mile deep. The paper got blocked. Nobody has peer reviewed it. And you are not legally allowed to dig anywhere near the pyramids.

Make of that what you will.

In...

What if you're not falling apart...what if you're just switching timelines and you’re experiencing glitches??

This week, we're talking ascension symptoms, timeline jumps, energetic upgrades, and the absolutely unhinged ways the Universe seems to announce that you're leveling up.

Because apparently, spiritual growth isn't always angel numbers and enlightenment. Sometimes it's insomnia, random exhaustion, vivid dreams, emotional ...

Lynnsey has been wanting to do this episode since day one of the podcast and it did not disappoint.

In this episode Lynnsey takes Adriana on a deep dive into ancient lost civilizations, the mystics who channeled their stories, and the possibility that humanity has already done all of this before. We're talking lost worlds, root races, crystal technology, the Akashic records, and why the way Atlantis allegedly destroyed itself sounds...

**Trigger warning regarding sexual abuse**

What happens when Adriana sends Lynnsey an absolutely feral 8:41am text that says:
“GOOD MORNING I LOVE YOU CAN WE TALK ABOUT SEX ON THE POD TODAY????”

Well. This episode.

What starts as a conversation about sex spirals into manifestation, Human Design, feminine energy, trauma healing, birth stories, romance novels, hyper-independence, orgasms, and the very real possibility tha...

What if everything you thought you knew about fairies was wrong?

Adriana went down a romantasy rabbit hole and came out the other side with a whole new understanding of what the fae actually are… and spoiler alert, they are nothing like the tiny glittery things in your childhood sticker book (or your adult spicy book for that matter).

We're talking ancient, powerful, pointed-eared beings who consider humans their playthings. A...

What do military dolphins, strip clubs, smart dust, toxic chemicals, Jersey Shore energy, and fishing have in common? Apparently…this episode.

After a very necessary Gerald update (RIP king 🐬), we finally dive into one of the internet’s weirdest rabbit holes: the Great Glitter Mystery. 

Why is the biggest buyer of glitter a secret? Why did glitter manufacturers get SO uncomfortable when asked about it? And why does...

It all started with one word: hysteria. Did you know it comes from the Greek word for uterus? And that for centuries, women with depression or anxiety were diagnosed with a "wandering uterus"? Yeah. It's dumb.

In this episode, Lynnsey and Adriana go deep on the origins of the patriarchy, how it has shaped everything from language to religion to the way we experience our own bodies, and why even the most loving, safe relationships ca...

What if the voice that got you through your childhood… was actually you?

This episode should probably be called "I'd like to thank me for raising me". It starts with a casual thought and immediately turns into a full-blown timeline spiral. We’re talking inner child healing, future selves, and the very real possibility that time is not doing what we think it’s doing.

From those “I just knew” childhood mo...

What happens when a date night turns into a full-blown spiritual conspiracy investigation? In this episode, Adriana shares what she discovered at a Sistine Chapel exhibit and neither of us will ever look at Michelangelo the same way again.

We dive into the hidden imagery Adriana spotted throughout the paintings, particularly the strange, shadowy figures tucked into the backgrounds of biblical family scenes that the exhibit descripti...

What if dolphins…aren’t just the sweet, smiling sea creatures we think they are?

Yeah. We know. Stay with us.

In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, we tumble headfirst into one of the strangest (and somehow most convincing?) stories we’ve ever explored—featuring a man, a pod of dolphins, and a very authoritative project manager named Gerald.

Because obviously there’s a Gerald.

We start with what sounds like...

Guys, we dive deep down the rabbit hole on this one...

Inspired by Elizabeth April's viral "biggest coverup in human history" video, we sit with the big question: is reptilian energy literal, metaphorical, or somewhere in between?

We also get into soul contracts, egregores, Saturn worship, why knowledge has always been a tool of control, and why the chaos unfolding right now might actually be the most hopeful sign yet.

In this episod...

What if one of the weirdest mysteries on Earth has been slithering past us this whole time…and we still have no idea what it actually is?

In this bite-sized episode, Lynnsey and Adriana tumble headfirst into the absolute mind-bender that is the eel. Yes...eels.

Where do they come from? How do they reproduce? Why do they casually disappear into one of the most mysterious places on the planet…and come back as babies?!

Thi...

What if the people closest to you have been with you before? Like, way before...

In this episode Lynnsey and Adriana go deep into their own past life regression experiences, and things get personal, mystical, and a little bit mind bending. From medieval French prisons to ancient Egypt to Victorian England, the soul apparently gets around!

In this episode:

• Why past life regression hits completely different when you experience it y...

What if angels… are actually aliens? Yeah. We know. Stay with us...

In this episode of Spiritual Kinks, we follow one very curious rabbit hole into ancient texts, extraterrestrial theories, and the possibility that Earth might be some kind of cosmic “library planet.” Casual Friday thoughts, obviously.

Inside this episode, we play with:
• The possibility that angels and extraterrestrials are different names for ...

Welcome to the very first episode of Spiritual Kinks, the podcast where two spiritual, science-minded moms get together to talk about all the things you'd normally whisper in the corner of a room. No topic is off the table, just pure curiosity and a whole lot of strange.

In this inaugural episode, Lynnsey (Spiritual Hypnotherapist) and Adriana (Human Design Priestess) share the kismet story of how this podcast came to be, from a col...