5 Day Rentals

5 Day Rentals

A movie review podcast set to gnarly categories!! Join us each week as we take a comical journey through all types of film and play Rate My Letterboxd to see where these films end up on The Big Board. Join our Discord for more chaos. Listen wherever you get podcasts.

Episodes

November 6, 2024 170 mins

Moonraker (1979)

Category: 00 Hell Yeah 2/3

Kron takes 007 to the moon...kinda. The Dirty Dudes chat lasers and 007 porn parodies. LD tells a breast milk story. Bones gets really into ranking the Bonds. The guys come to the conclusion that Austin Powers might have nailed it and Kron is just a Moonraker guy. 

-Crash & Burn

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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Category: 00 Hell Yeah 1/3

Bones buttons up his tux, grabs his big martini and delivers 007 to 5DR. The Dirty Dudes chat about all the cool Bond knick knacks. LD gives driving advice for something his not qualified to talk about. The guys try to figure out how craps works. Kron hates Bond. Could 007 be the worst spy ever? Bond vs. MI and 1970's parents.

-Crash & Burn 

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October 22, 2024 194 mins

The New York Ripper (1982) w/ Perk

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 3/3

LD slices up the end of SPOOKY SEASON with the Ripper. The Dirty Dudes are joined by Perk to chat Fulci. The show spirals into puppets with receipts. Live from Bro York it's Saturday Night Bones. Jordan Peterson and Ripper Obama show up. Scooge McDuck might be rippin up bitches and we need to call in the Warriors. It's a wild finish to another great SPOOKY SEAS...

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October 16, 2024 127 mins

Killer Nun (1979)

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 2/3

The Dirty Dudes light a candle for their Giallo journey. Bones brings in some naughty nuns to spice things up. Kron goes on about the science of chili nights, LD can't get over all the puffy breasts and Bones just wants a decent lamp to smash a skull with. Say some Hail Marys...because your going to need them this week. 

-Crash & Squirm 

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October 9, 2024 127 mins

Opera (1987)

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 1/3

IT'S BACK...break out the pumpkin spiced condoms and fill that crockpot with chili. The dirty dudes travel to Italy for their first opera. Kron brings one of the godfathers of Giallo to the show along with a shit load of ravens. Bones may be rethinking the whole category and LD goes full Durtiz. It's one hell of a wait..what show. But that's GIALLO baby!!!

-Crash & Squirm 

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October 2, 2024 165 mins

Arachnophobia (1990) 

Category: Cat vs. People 3/3

LD spins some webs with the last pick for the category. The dirty dudes talk about large sacks and what their last movie would be. Bones explains Crocodile Dundee to the people. Kron drops his boner jams and LD remembers the baby deer. Pour a glass of wine and listen to this episode...after Wheel or course. 

-Crash & Burn 

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September 25, 2024 102 mins

Mega Ape (2023)

Category: Cat vs. People 2/3

Bones brings a giant ape attack to the store. The dirty dudes break themselves trying to make sense of the shortest movie in 5DR history. Kron's attention to detail can't be cracked. Who needs a timeline and lighting when you have CGI. LD makes a rare apology and don't forget to ration and pay the electric bill. 

-Crash & Burn 

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September 17, 2024 147 mins

Uninvited (1988)

Category: Cat vs. People 1/3

Kron opens up animal attacks with a mucho fun cat attack. LD admits he just watched the thumbnails. Bones has the poison in his blood. The dirty dudes decide that anyone can drive a boat. Is it a cat in a cat or a rat in a cat? Get to the Caymans before Deal or No Deal starts because this episode is mucho good fun. 

-Crash & Burn 

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September 11, 2024 145 mins

The Rage (1997)

Category: Wet Ass Busey 3/3

Son-of-a-Bitch! Bones is sick.  Dan’s internet hates him. Kron hates libraries, Goddammit. Get your custom made SLASHAT because The Dirty Dudes power through a new 5DR classic to finish off Wet Ass Busey. 

-Crash & Burn 

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September 4, 2024 149 mins

Silver Bullet (1985)

Category: Wet Ass Busey 2/3

Kron goes full moon and full Busey for the next pick. LD doesn't believe in 8K and hates on the Discord. Bones knows way too much information about Nancy Reagan. The dirty dudes go into jet packs, calendars and intelligence. So grab your Peacemaker and bark at the moon because it's a monster dog movie this week on 5DR. 

-Crash & Burn 

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August 28, 2024 174 mins

Surviving the Game (1994) w/ Bob McCully

Category: Wet Ass Busey 1/3

LD opens a big 'ol can of Busey and pours some maple syrup over it. The wonderful Bob McCully from Split Your Head joins in to try and survive 5DR. The dirty dudes get to the origin of Brenden Fraser. Kron has a hot dog dilemma and Bones creates the BirdSkull. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 

-Crash & Burn

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August 21, 2024 151 mins

London Has Fallen (2016)

Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 3/3

Kron wraps up the British crime spree with an American action movie and an apology. Bones and Kron show love for the ladies with buns in the oven. LD still wants to see the pee tape. The dirty dudes might all actually love Sweeney Todd. Trump/Lecter 2024, the royal guard, terrible CGI and much more. It's a good category.

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August 14, 2024 123 mins

Avengement (2019)

Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 2/3

This week, LD continues the dive into the UK Underground with the ass-kicking Scott Adkins.  The dirty dudes discuss cutting their way out of jail, the Cadbury Egg and the “default” sex toys.  Kron has an issue with not getting all you pay for and Bones has to deal with continued clown attacks.

-Crash & Burn 

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August 7, 2024 121 mins

Sexy Beast (2000)

Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 1/3

Bones brings British Crime to the Dirty Dudes and then retires. Kron wants the Lebowski version of Sexy Beast. The guys go all in on the C word, relive the 2000 Oscars and explain what macking is. LD retires and boulders are a real problem. Kron retires and the guys chat 5DR gum. 

-Crash & Burn 

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July 31, 2024 143 mins

Tuff Turf (1985)

5 STAR BANGER

Bones brings a very underrated 80's movie to the 5 Star Banger library. Early Spader and young Iron Man join forces to take on the mean streets punks of Burbank. The guys chat teen movies, hangover cures and fingers. The guys ask if everything is just the joker and Kron does not enjoy the sounds of U2. 

-Crash & Burn 

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July 24, 2024 157 mins

Showgirls 2: Penny's From Heaven (2011) 

Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 3/3 

You better stay prayed up for this one. LD brings the ultimate vanity project to the pod. The guys explain the difference between Everlast and Everclear. Bones let's everyone in on his CD collection. The Dirty Dudes create a new bar. Henkel and Nolte stop by for a chat. Make sure you have a hard hat ready.

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July 20, 2024 34 mins

Longlegs (2024)

2 DAY RENTAL

The dirty dudes take a few minutes to seriously discuss something that happened last weekend. Sometimes it’s time to put the silliness aside and chat about the things that bring us together. It’s Longlegs.  We chat about Longlegs.  Not that other thing that happened.

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July 17, 2024 167 mins

The Gauntlet (1977)

Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 2/3

Bones is happy...he's feeling glad and he loves that Eastwood lad! The Dirty Dudes take a trip to 1977 and chat ice cream, RFK and those sweet ass Batman Forever cups. Kron is still obsessed with mudfloods. Kid Rock Coffee kicks off. Nate Hands is back and giving election advice. Metro is a cool word. LD and Kron get a little closer and much...

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July 10, 2024 152 mins

The Art of Dying (1991)

Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 1/3

Kron's vanity fully takes hold for this new category. The Dirty Dudes chat about how to hold a pizza the correct way. They figure out that rooftops are essential in all movies. The 5DR Phone Sex Line gets fired up. BDP finally shows back up, food in the bedroom and all cops are babes. 

-Crash and Burn  

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July 3, 2024 150 mins

The Challenge (1982)

Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 3/3

Bones buries this Direction Erection in the ground to end the category. Kron hates another main character. LD demands answers about Ronin. The dirty dudes go through the Top Ten Car Chases. Duels, throwing stars and boobage. Thanks to HIMS for sponsoring this week. Oh..and watch out for the Seagull.

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