Barbie Movies Slap

Barbie Movies Slap

Raye and Ted love Barbie movies, and have far too many opinions about them to keep quiet about it.

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November 10, 2023 92 mins

It's Barbie, but wait. Something's wrong. This time she's a. Bad person? Couldn't be.

 

Eden Starling is Barbie's entirely unique take on a Scrooge character. Mostly we talk about her cat, though. Join us for this episode on Barbie in A Christmas Carol, that took so long to come out that it's almost the holidays again.

 

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We also still have a Xitter, don't know if we're still using that, but it's @bar...

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Welcome to the long awaited part two of Barbie and the Diamond Castle! We are once again joined by the wonderful and lovely Charlie and Juice as we finish the story of Alexa and Liana! 

As always, thank you so much for your patience and we hope you enjoy this episode!

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Charlie's and Raye's podcast about Percy Jackson (and related media) >> Of The Eldest Gods

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It has been over 6 months since our last episode can you believe it!? Apologies for the long delay! Life gets in the way and then it keeps on coming and it keeps on coming and it keeps on coming and it-

In todays episode we discuss one of the greatest films of our time: Barbie and the Diamond Castle, and are joined by the lovely guests of Charlie and Juice! 

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Have you ever wanted to hear Barbie say "Mom, Dad, you're ruining my life!?"

Are barbie movies about feminism?

We have another voice actor in the running for "most annoying sidekick voice" and we all wish that this movie was about Brietta and her wife the cloud queen.

Join us in "Barbie and the Magic of the Pegasus"

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This is our "friend" "Mariposa"  who we've most certainly met before and didn't just create to help Bibble learn an invaluable lesson. 

Featuring Chiara Zanni as Barbie Mariposa in the 4th instalment into the Barbie Fairytopia Cinematic Universe (BFCU if you will). We listen along as Elina tells Bibble a story about her friend the butterfly fairy. 

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We're back! Thought you could get rid of us so easily? Tch. Unlikely.

 

Today we're reviewing the lovely Barbie as the Island Princess, which is the second musical in the BCU.

Do the animals talk? Yes. Is there colonialism undertones? Absolutely. Dose the Bad Guy have a mole???? Of course. Join us as we complain about Tika and fall in love with Princess Luciana.

Content and Capable 

Fandoms Gone Wrong

 

 

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Elina makes some new friends in the third instalment of Barbie: Fairytopia. She does this through breaking and entering, showing off in class, and releasing an evil witch lady from an eternal frog curse- wait. Elina! That's not how you make friends!

Join Literally The Angel Raphael and Ted as they consider if Bibble's character development has taken 50 steps back or not.

(sorry this took us 4 months)

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Do you like Barbie? What about... TWELVE of her!? (actually only one of them is "Barbie" and the rest are played by other dolls-)

Raye and Ted watch The Twelve Dancing Princesses and ask the important questions, such as: why do all of these siblings have different colored hair? Why did they decide to adapt this story at all? And why did this episode take so long to come out?

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Raye and Ted deviate from their formula to bring you a Halloween special! Listen as they continually forget the show's monster puns, come up with their own monster puns, forget characters' names, and in general put out the content that you've come to expect from them except this time it's spooooooooky.

If you live in the United States, don't forget to vote! Drop off your ballots, wear your mask to the polls, stay safe and help us i...

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September 2, 2020 101 mins

Barbie is off on a grand new adventure, called... going to high school. Raquelle is there, kind of. Also the animation is really different for some reason??? This could be the strangest (or just maybe, most normal) Barbie movie yet. But the music SLAPS.

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July 30, 2020 114 mins

Is Nori a giant bisexual? (Yes.) Is Elina a lesbian? (Also yes.) Did Raye's audio get messed up? (Yes and we are so sorry.) Do we like Bibble in this movie? Listen to find out. There's some hot takes in this one, folks, hold onto your tails.

Apologies for the late upload, everyone! This podcast is a labor of love, and we're going to keep trying to get it out to you. And remember: stay inside, wear your mask, black lives matter, tra...

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It's Act IV of our continuing Princess and the Pauper saga! Enjoy the episode, take care of yourselves and Black Lives Matter!

Check out the Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper Movie Album.

Music used in this episode: Barbie Girl by Aqua, the Seinfeld theme song, as well as Written In Your Heart from the soundtrack of Barbie as the Princess and th...

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May 1, 2020 67 mins

Is it one fungus two fungi? Or one fungus two funguses?? Is Bibble worse than Minions?? Yes. You don't even need to listen to us talk about it to know that. 

Join us in the fifth installment of Barbie Movies Slap to listen to Raye and Ted talk about Barbie: Fairytopia! 

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The time is now. The podcast is here. Princess and the Pauper (Barbie Edition) is ready to blow your mind. The cinematography! The prestige! Preminger!

Let's be honest. You already know what's going on here. Barbie is in her first ever musical- and guess what? It slaps.

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February 26, 2020 58 mins

Do you wish you could turn into a swan? Studies show that this mostly sucks, so probably not. Join us as we talk about the third Barbie movie: Swan Lake.

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February 1, 2020 53 mins

Episode 2 of Barbie Movies Slap is here for your listening pleasure! Is Penelope best girl? Just how horny is this ferret? Do YOU want a magic paintbrush that can change your outfit? Yes. Yes you do.

Barbie Movies Slap is on twitter, @barbieslaps

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December 25, 2019 37 mins

A Barbie review podcast. The review is that Barbie movies slap. That's it. That's the review. Go home. Or don't! Stick around and listen to us talk about how much we love Barbie movies and learn why you should too! Is the Nutcracker hot? Is Barbie secretly the Sugar Plum Princess? Is Tim Curry there? The answer to all of those questions is Yes. So stick around and talk to us about Barbie movies! 

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