Bird Bones
NEW STORIES EVERY SUNDAY! From traumatic childhood memories to modern day mistakes. Jason and Curt share the kind of stories that only strangers on Xbox live will tell you drunk at 2am. And that’s just the cold open. Tune in every week to bust a nut laughing and feel like you’re hanging out with old friends again. Bird Bones Bangers playlist: https://bit.ly/BirdBonesBangers Characters designed by the very talented Amanda McGovern Insta: @amandawonk amanda-mcgovern.co.uk
Episodes
S1E22 Trapped on someones else's property, with no cellphone reception, and the sun going down. Curt begins to wonder if the Christmas money is really worth it. Also the GTA VI jiggle physics and car customization got the boys adjusting their pants. AND YES THIS SONG DOES SOUND LIKE MCR, IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT WE HATE YOU.
Songs of the week: "Load Me Up" and "Failing The Rorschach Test" by Mathew Good Band
S1E21 This is the best day ever, at least for Curtis as he hides a three week long project from his professor just to reveal it to the class in the most theatrical way he knows how. Then Jason tries to dumb-down visual effect terms for the audience so Curtis doesn't have an aneurysm over every TikTok comment he reads. Finally Jason pulls out a gun and threatens to end Curtis if he can't recognize the My Chemical Romance song in hal...
S1E20 After an ambitious episode about visual effects fails, the boys rely on a previously unreleased story from an abandoned Bird Bones to hold you over in the meantime. Hopefully we can get the episode to not be terrible by next week, we'll see though.
Song of the week: "Message In A Bottle" by The Police
S1E19 It's time the boys atone for their sins. Curt apparently used to dry himself off like in the cartoons and Jason is a habitual speed demon, even on horseback. Once the boys get back on topic and discuss their best car stories, its discovered that Jason is literally Ryan Gosling and Curt will call the cops at the first sign of danger. Finally, the boys play a game of "Regular Car Reviews out of context".
Song of the week: "Viol...
S1E18 After an unconventional round of Pretty Pretty Princess, Curt ends up permanently scaring one of his cousins. Then the boys talk about "the good ole days" and how "they don't make 'em like they used to" as if they're not 20 something year old zoomers. Finally, they play a round of "Did Kidz Bop Really Cover that?" and the fan favorite gun makes it's triumphant comeback.
Song of the week: "Sweet Mountain River" by Monster Truc...
S1E17 A young and intimidated Curt accidentally sells an uncooked Little Caesar's pizza to a hard working single mother. Then, Jason goes to a halloween party to eat some barbecue but his plans are foiled by Batman and a voyeuristic Spider-Man. The boys also solve the Trick-or-Treaters shortage going on in America and play a game of why you should never trust Google Translate.
Song of the week: "Miner for a Dream" by Small Paul
S1E16 In a town without a name, Jason must prove his guitar skills to join what could be his next band. After buying new sound equipment, learning new songs, and practicing vigorously, it only took one man to mess it all up for him, and this time, it wasn't Curtis. Then a road trip from Dallas to Albuquerque puts the boys' lives in danger. Hopefully, Jason's music knowledge can somehow save them.
Song of the week: "Mistakes" by Sha...
S1E15 What was supposed to be a satirical TikTok about the future of A.I. accidentally sends the world reelin' as millions wonder "Is Curt Skelton real?" Then Jason is faced with a crisis of his own, he has to choose between of life of only creating art or only enjoying it. Which would you choose? Lastly, Jason is subjected to more game testing. You've heard of "2 Truths and a Lie" well now get ready for "9 Truths and an A.I." Song...
S1E14 A bad time at Chili's leads Jason to get revenge on a toddler then Curt tries to help a stranger by following them home. But before the boys can realize the error of their ways and change for the better, they remember the few times they were decent humans and decide that they're perfect just the way they are. Then after a seemingly harmless game about which bands have better albums, Jason finds himself once again between life...
S1E13 A stranger breaks Curt's driver side mirror on his beloved Crown Vic and he tries to fix it with super glue. I think you can already guess how well that goes for him. Then the boys are each granted one fully domesticated wild animal. Curt chooses the perfect pet for a life long friendship and Jason picks a f*ckin talking Kangaroo. Jason also mentions all the amazing concerts he's been to before Curt rudely interrupts the conv...
S1E12 Curt recites an original poem that subtly reveals why he hasn't been back to the dermatologist. Jason dreams of Latvians and the death of Marty McFly. Then the boys argue which state has the worst drivers and somehow it's the Mormons? Also Curt finds his old scripts from college and guess what one of them is about... that's right, Mormons again.
Song of the week: "Candy Apple Red" by Annabelle Chairlegs
S1E11 A group of homeless people relocate a destroyed Challenger which gives Curt a new found respect for them. But then Jason recalls a time when a homeless person did the most diabolical thing a stranger could do and the boys change the subject. Guns are then drawn as they try their best to sing popular songs without obliterating the lyrics because if they mess up, they'll get shot by a sound effect. Also, Santa isn't real.
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S1E10 Jason hires hires a lawyer through an iPhone app and is somehow surprised when it results in a warrant for his arrest. Curt incidentally proves Toyota right by recklessly driving after playing Midnight Club LA for a week straight. Then Jason Frankensteins all his favorite racing video games into the perfect monstrosity.
Song of the week: "Edge Of The Earth" by Thirty Seconds To Mars
S1E9 Where do boogers go after you flick them? Unfortunately, Jason and Curt know exactly where they end up. Jason's car malfunctions to make him look like a jerk at a fast food joint and Curt's car behaves perfectly to make him look like a jerk because he is. Then the boys discuss their undying love for, you guessed it, Danger Days. They really need to listen to more music or at the very least a different MCR album.
Song of the we...
S1E8 A neighbor ignorantly trusts Jason to watch his dogs while he's away and ends up paying the price for it. Curt is also tasked with a similarly crappy situation but handles it much worse. Jason discusses Christopher Cross lore and Curt finally understands Jason's love for Twen. Is Speed Racer Land real? Was that guy from r/RBI's dad really dead? What's the best song to get in a car crash to? All this and more in this week's epi...
S1E7 A suspicious lump on his sack sends Curt to the ball doctor, where a professional fondles him. Jason plans a heist to profit off of the Make a Wish foundation. And then the boys combine their braincells to remember what they were for Halloween in 2011 (Hint: It was My Chemical Romance related).
Song of the week: "Tales of Endurance, Pt.4, 5 &6" by Supergrass
S1E6 Surprisingly a lot of 5th grade trauma came up in this episode. Curt got pissed on during music class and Jason saw his friend's dad's dong in the middle of a sleepover. Jason also once bought a girlfriend with good boy dollars and Curt misses his honey bun headed childhood friend. Mom, please skip this episode. Song of the week: "Straight Up and Down" by The Brian Jonestown Massacre
S1E5 Was it just bad luck or was it negligence? Either way, don't leave your child with Jason anytime soon. Curt then describes the best time of his life with his bff Jason, until that mfer refused to go home. Somehow the boys spend 10 minutes talking about their Free Bird video and then rant about their airplane troubles and not one of them thought to make a Lynyrd Skynyrd joke? Jason respectfully discusses the band Twen while Cur...
S1E4 Curt shits so hard that it breaks Hollywood and Jason reveals way too many Chicken Express secrets. This episode will ruin your appetite, make you hungry, and then make you never want to eat at restaurants ever again.
Song of the week: "Back to the Middle" by Dearhunter
S1E3 Turns out skinny dipping is actually scarier in real life than they make it look in the horror movies and Curt learns that the hard way. Curt also accidentally shares a stall with a stranger while Jason gets plastered by the pool. The boys also share their My Chemical Romance concert experiences and their favorite Gerard Way outfits.
Song of the week: "FOREGROUND MUSIC" by Ron Gallo
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