PWM30: Kerrang 257 (Sept 23 1989) - If we ever get to the bottom of it

This week we’re taking a look at Lenny Kravitz, and asking is he too sexy to be into Star Wars? Talking of NSFW content, we remember a classic Steve Guttenburg video, and assess the career of Judge Reinhold.

Kerrang’s cover star is Marillion new boy Steve Hogarth, in a leaf related photoshoot. We ask is their latest single ideal to be used in an 80s douchebag comedy movie, and whether they should have worked with The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Alice Cooper’s on tour and America is cracking down on rudeness. 

Danish rockers Disneyland After Dark lead us to speculate about what that would actually be like, because we are apparently Disney adults. Also if the mysterious Club 33 want to give a couple of influential podcasters a membership, we’ll totally be up for that and be absolute shills and/or keep it quiet, just give us a shout.

Charity football matches, charity singles and charity gigs are all going on, and we struggle to remember The Poll Tax, the hole in the ozone layer and other things that made the 80s terrible.

The Monster Mash is BACK, as is me complaining about the lyrics. We ask whether musicians in the 80s worked out and give a shout out to the little known Austrian bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

All this and Font Talk is back! 

 

Recorded 10th Feb 2024

 

Episode Transcript

(00:01):
TK Four, two, one.
Why are you at your post?
TK Four, two, one.
Do you copy?
Take over.
We've got a bad transmitter.

(00:40):
Do you want it to stop?
If you calm and
dump this on me with no preparation.
Okay, I'll do the professional.
I'll do the introduction this week.
But next week. Yeah.
This is Can I Pod With Madness
the podcast.

(01:03):
wow. I can see why you're so goodat this professional.
We talk about crying.
We talk about a lot of things.
Yeah, from the eighties.
And. God.
You brandishing your phone?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't get worried.
And just because I've got somethingthat I want to talk about.
Okay, What.What do you want to talk about?

(01:25):
And the Lenny Kravitz was going to provideit in the it.
It's in the right.
Well, it's in the right there, you know.
Okay.
So he's is is anyone tell meand the listeners about Lenny Kravitz.
So we're talkingspecifically about his song
TC 41 and

(01:47):
I only heard it on the radio the other dayand then was when he was playing it.
I mean, obviously use Lenny Kravitzbecause the sound.
But I was thinking this has got seriousPrince vibes,
so Googled it and obviously that's a datathing is a lot people are saying that.
So I'm not saying that's heartache,but so I heard it,
but then I've listened to itmaybe 92 times since.
And that was the only other day.

(02:09):
And one
and you feel and I'm I take one
look out for
somebody and my take on the one
but it's a really good songif you watch the video because

(02:29):
even if you are a
a gentlemannot interested in other gentleman,
you'll be interested in this because they
I mean, just just watch it.
If you haven't watched it, just watch it.
Just watch it.
But the song's really good.
The song is really good,isn't there? Yeah, it's great.

(02:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
So I'll tell you some things while he is59, you said he was 60.
I close enough.
59. He's 59.
Keep that in mindwhen you're watching that video and
he looks better than I've ever looked
in my life and he's 5950 fucking nine.

(03:11):
Yeah, he he makes mewant to look better as a person.
Just he makes me want tojust be a lot better, make an effort.
He makes me want to make an effort.
I'm not going to, obviously.
But, you know, it makes me kind ofwant to, when I'm watching it,
thinking I want to be able to be 59and make a video like that.
And I mean,

(03:32):
specifically, what do you want to do,Walk around a big house with your family?
That's his flat in Paris.
Is it so flat?
It's obviously like bigger than
all our houses we've ever owned
together.
Put together?
Yeah, but yet I'd like to live in Paris.

(03:54):
And he's born on May 26, 1964,born in New York
and his full name is LeonardAlbert Kravitz,
and just glanced over, then shows us
like an Albert does he know?
And he can play
guitar, bass, guitar, drums,keyboards and various other instruments.

(04:17):
Course can look at him, look at him.
And he's won multiple Grammy awards
and he has acted in
Precious, The film Precious.
He says he's acted in movies.
Yeah, movieslike The Hunger Games and Impression.

(04:37):
I watched Precious, but I remember minute
my Jaw watched it a million yearsago, and TV shows like Empire and Star A
and I think
Empire's like about a hip hop empire,like a record company.
Okay.
He says he
his fashion choices often reflecta fusion of vintage and modern esthetics.

(04:58):
Let's never forget the scarf he wore.
And if you don't know what we're talkingabout, Google, Lenny Kravitz scarf.
And it's the best scarf you've ever seen.
It'll make your scarves look pathetic,absolutely pathetic.
And then obviously,
we all know what happened to the childof that time on stage.
Don't pretend you haven't looked,because I run to the Internet.
When I heard about LA.

(05:21):
hello.
Is a vegetarian.
Get in there.
Not, you know, could be better and
advocating for plant based diet.
So he's a vegetarian vegan make my mind upI mean this is just don't look at him
Brilliant Lenny Kravitz and Princeshe had a deep bond of mutual respect
for each other's artistry.That's not fact.

(05:43):
That's what really talentedpeople could recognize, talented people.
But we were saying the other day,I can't recall them better
working together like no is somethinglike, well, they must have done.
And he has
been inducted into the Rockand Roll Hall of Fame, of course, out.
And he's got a passion for motorcycles,apparently

(06:05):
vintage and custom bikes.
I think when you got little money,you can have a passion for motorbikes. Can
and let's see what else?
What are the facts?
my gosh.
His mum is called Roxy Rocker.
Rocker Ah.
OC Yeah.

(06:26):
And she was an actressand she was in The Jeffersons.
Roxy Walker.
Look, I see what, what she look like.
It's a cool name in it.
I mean, if you're a Roxy Rocker,you are going to have a kid
like Lenny Kravitz on there.
So I'm not going to have a kid like LennyKravitz, Roxy, i.e.
Roxy Normal. Yeah, I, I

(06:48):
am. This is a fact.
He has a strong social media presence,as does 99%
of the population.
Roxy Rocker
get in.
If we were ever going to have kids
which are not, and nowcall it Roxy Rocker.
So she's in Amazon Women on the Moon.

(07:11):
Not seen that.
And Carrie Fisher is in that.
Michelle Pfeiffer,Rosanna Arquette, Arsenio Hall,
Steve Guttenberg, your favorite,The girl speaking of the girl syndrome,
and seen that video of the girlrunning around Central Park
with his

(07:33):
gentleman friend.
Now, I don't know
what will I say?
See, the thing about that video
is I know it's a joke,but I kind of thought it is a joke.
But it caught is. But then is it?
But then of courseit's central. But then you say,
but of course it is.
But then is it because the thing is,if you meet him and like

(07:55):
he's we've seen him at a convention
and like he's like love.
I genuinely love the guy,but doesn't seem like the sort of person
who would get his
balls to us.
I'm not sure. we would not say that.
We are going to say meet in TV. Yeah.
What's going to happen in a video?

(08:17):
You know, mean I mean, it is blurred,
but it's so it's so weird.
Like it's really funny. Yeah.
I mean, no pun intended.
We did we ever get to the bottom of this?
I don't know.
Maybe we should find out.
Maybe she should. 50 years ago,
what happened to him during this time orgyup to now, like he's doing conventions.

(08:38):
He's like, he'll post photos of you,Johnny five, which is what he did with me.
I didn't touch you, obviously,but you see, the whole won't touch here.
White gloves and stuff isI can so get behind that but I know not
we put some people offbut makes me respect someone so much more
because I'm like yeah,why would you want to touch me?
You don't know me.You don't know where I've been.

(09:00):
Yeah.
So, yeah,you could get quite ill, can you?
From meeting somebody She heard
he wants to shake handsand be like teachers when contact
surrounded by kids getting germs.
Yeah, you'd be, like, forever ill.
And then your
the money you're in for it relies onyou being, well, to go to these things.
It makes perfect sense.
But I really should have asked about thiscock balls video

(09:24):
because he was starstruck, but he we hadYou met him and Johnny five.
Yeah.
And the same day met a lot of the peoplefrom Police Academy and Judge Reinhold.
So yeah, Betty from Gremlinsshow off in that and be jealous.
You can be jealous. It's fine.
I'd be jealous if I just heard that.

(09:47):
Yeah.
So I toldhim I got to have a photo a twice
because I took the first photo and
he was blinking, so had to get me back.
And so we had a funny conversationabout how he was blinking in it
and had to do it again.
And our photo made himbecause he's gripped my hand
so much looks like our like engagementannouncement photo.

(10:10):
So in your face.
That's why I don't like if I was a gay.
So, Judge Reinhold, he'sin a lot of movies that you love
because he's in Santa Claus.
Yeah, it's in Beverly Hills Cop.
Yeah. Gremlins in vise versa.
My first feature, Malice. Yeah.
Party to it. my God.

(10:32):
I think that that will be one of my life.
Spigot regretsthat I didn't ask him to sign my
the photo party til you puke malice.
I mean, to be fair,when we met him, it kind of felt like
you wouldn't be able to ask too much.
Not because he wouldn't want to,but I don't know. Am

(10:56):
But yeah, that's that will be my when I'm on my deathbed,
they'll be like one of my and thingskind of thing that every single time
I see the photoand think it just could have been so good,
I mean he probably would have gone what,what Because his persons in extreme
had to write down my nameso I would have had to write said
to the person, you know, you know, partyutterly puke malice, you know, vise versa.

(11:19):
You know,he gets that signed on his photo.
He was at Molly's concert.
He was, you know, he was makinga lot of films at the time, though.
It's.
But he's the star.
Lindsay Yeah.
You got to remember, though,is that these people don't watch
He's George Ryan or vice versaas much as I have.
So I'll know it a lot better than he does.

(11:40):
I never have seen it.
Yeah. Gotcha.
Wausau, That's a terrifying
thought given that it's such a good film.
I'm not joking is that is a recommendationbecause it's so funny
because as bits are so weird,like when Fred Savage is no,
when Judge Reinhold is is JudgeReinhold in it and he is in the mind.

(12:03):
Fred Savage Keep upand he gets like naked for
like notes is that he's got a bigger dickthan he used to have when I was a kid.
And then start like dancing aroundlike he's really pleased rather than think
I've just seen my dad's dick, you know,which is what the rest of us would think.
Like, this is disgusting.
my God, I'm going to be traumatizedforever about this.

(12:25):
And there's a bit when Fred Savage askedhim, Fred Savage, little Fred Savage,
but with the mind of Judge Reinhold,it's like drinking a martini.
And that's really funny.
So what else is the
one thing we sought out so much?
There's a Judge Reinhold

(12:47):
has got a rotating tie rack in that,
and I once bought one
for my brother because of that filmsolely because of vice versa.
Solely because of it.
Because looks so cool.
It's a really good film.
So that's your recommendation for today?
Vice versa. And T.K. 41.

(13:09):
Yeah, there you go.
You got a filmand a song on the table, too.
And we don't know why it's called that.
One thing I won't mention aboutthat is in the video,
he does like a hand gesture,like he goes, T.K., for two one.
And it reminds me of Sichuan. Sichuan?
Because I've been trying to do itbecause he goes
for two one with this, one for two,and I can't do it.

(13:31):
So it's like he'son, he's on moving his hand,
so it's like, too legit to quit.
He's made his own hand gesture to go with.
This was a trilogy.
It's quite a good song,but for me, I mean, I was any fool.
Now, like, I don't need to tell you this,but T.K., 41, is the knight.
The number of the stormtrooperthat Luke steals
the armor off in the first Star Wars.

(13:53):
But we have no informationas to why Lenny's song is called
That may be really like Star Wars,but he's my age.
Only 59.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, Probably grown up with that. Yeah.
An influential age.
Maybe he was too busy rocking out.

(14:13):
Being sexy, too.
This is true. Possibly. Who knows?
I feel like I want to say to people,just watch it then let us talk about it.
Okay. So he's not you.
Deep cut for. It's not a deep well.
Yeah, a steep. It's a deep.
If you remember how Crazy in the Nightby Hollis.
That's why. Deep cut.
Because that is relevant to this Malicewould be in crank and it's from E.T.A.

(14:38):
and it's really good.
It's a genuinely, really good song.
And so.
Thus they have asthma. The cut.
All right,So shall we get into crying to this?
Yeah.
You read the music
from the back to the front.
You can find out where to
see your favorite band.

(15:01):
He didn't listen to the radio
every Friday night.
Did you hang aroundyour local record store?
I'm very excited to do come this week.
This got me really in cover and got
at number 257 September 23rd, 1989.

(15:22):
It's a digital version.
This is a digital version. Yeah.
So you won't hear any worse futurist text on this one, but who's on the cover?
It's the only sexy young lad
Steve Hogarth just joined Meridian.
He's there with some leave.
Why is he Holden's move that?
The album's called Season's End,
so I guess they sort of thought,well, it's an it's autumn.

(15:45):
September so they obviously thoughtwholesomely, wholesomely.
You said, well fucking sexy boy is
might.
Yeah.
You knowshe looks like a be in the rat pack.
Yeah it would have been a few yearsprior to his looks a little bit
you know the old
they made a point of talkingabout how young he was

(16:07):
when he joined but it turns outwe now know that he was actually older
than all the other members of Meridianbecause apparently they were
jealous of him because he went to. Yes.
In Genesis early seventies.
I will get to that.
I think he's in the article.
Good research. What?
Well, I've read it,but I didn't memorize it.

(16:29):
Right.
All the really deep fact like his ageso free flexi disk
exclusive tracks from FastPussycat and Femme fatale.
We've also got Vain Coroner Wolfsbane,
Great White Doc Holliday, Cats in Boots,
New Nuclear Soul or New Killer or Soand Black Angel.

(16:50):
So as you can see,I've made some annotations to this.
So in Mayhem, I mean, we'vegot a nice article about Alice.
It's time to take out the trash.
America's King of Gore, AliceCooper will hit the UK.
The full British Tour.
Alice Cooper trashes the UK.
When is it? 1889 September 89

(17:14):
is legit mental that he is still doingthis?
Is still doing it.
Man sounds the same,but pretty much looks the same.
Yeah.
Brooklyn star, absolute star, that man.
But this is
I think this is pre poison, isn't it.
And maternal poison was

(17:37):
I should know the answer to thatbecause trash
I remembered the song trash right.
And are you asking mewhether you remember the song?
Yeah.
Well, how would I know the answer to that?
okay.
Matt 89 on trash.
the album.
It doesn't mention Poison here,but it's that album

(18:00):
genre. Hard rock.
Rock.
He's playing Whitley Bay, Ice Rink.
That sounds cool.
Okay. And if you mean that.
Thank you, Mr. Freeze.
All right, Dad jokes, I guess.
I mean, from hooks it.
That's a big venue because he was alsoplaying the NBC Wembley Arena

(18:23):
so well.
And Alice,
outraged of America acts to cut the filth.
US cities are beginning to crack downon violence, swearing and,
quote, erotic posturing during live shows,
Skid Row singerSebastian Bach was arrested and fined
for swearing on stage in Jonestown,Pennsylvania, this summer.

(18:45):
Jonestown US in Jonestown.
Jonestown.
Outrageous Metal Act.
Gua, whose act involvesdecapitating dolls, were required
to sign an anti profanityclause before appearing in Toledo.
I hope
Ohio really won't say Idaho managerBill Levin said.

(19:06):
We had to do some seriousediting to our show.
We couldn't say fuck or shit,but we could cut people's heads off.
I see.
I don't think if someone told menot to swear
for like one day,I don't think I would be able to
because you don't do it intentionally.
Are youso how do you edit it out line way?
We talk

(19:27):
not be defined so much.
I mean Gua though, that's like like quitea sort of theatrical show.
They're not, they're not saying, Woo,how you doing that?
How you doing?
I mean, you say that
they'll be like Alice Cooper,They'll come on and they'll be do a show.
Yeah, they'll bethey're being currently my shocker.

(19:48):
Never watched Gua.
Well we'll put some Gua videoson the place after we use afterward.
Do you ever watch Bayley?
Yeah, I have to watch it.
I don't know.
Some friends of mine went and see Guaand next day, college, they came,
they all had fake blood on them.Still is.
They just throw it into the audience.
You know what, you that's what you want.

(20:09):
Is it.
All I know from them is that
Beavis and Butthead.
Of course, yeah.
Because they took Aguada and they didn'thave, like a giant penis man on stage.
Like a guy who was dressed as a penisrunning around.
I don't know how something,something like that.
I mean, I get it, but also I don't get it.

(20:31):
That's what teenage boys like so mean.
It's not like I would argue that most ofour audience up time would have been boys.
Yeah, probably.
So why do boys I mean, no judgment
look up pains is only one,
you know.
But I don't. Why
my boys obsessed apenas.

(20:52):
I'm I'm guessingbecause again have not researched this
but a massive sort of penis monsterthis running around menacing people.
She in fact out of his these or somethingnice and so big.
I dreamed all this. I don't know.
Maybe this isn't real,but I don't while I can't speculate
they didgo have a penis monster on stage last. No

(21:14):
you can't Google it.
Don't Google watch.
Jesus There's there's aa little news story about much heralded
Danish quartetdaddy formerly Disneyland after dark.
they had to change their name.
How did they even get that?
I imagine you'd think, let's call it that.

(21:35):
And then Disney would have sent yousome sort of cease and desist order,
as they should.
But did you have a joke?
Sounds like fun, though.
Like when everyone's gone homeand maybe just,
like, hang out with the Disney princessesand they drink,
but in like Disney Princess way of Jay,they don't like a mentor, so they just
they should do out a special ticket.

(21:56):
You get to be in the parkafter dark with the princesses.
We know about Club three.
No, Club three is a thing in America where
it's like shrouded in secrecy,from what I can see.
But you joined Club three. But not.
Not everyone can join.
You know uswill never be like for the elite wealthy.

(22:17):
Yeah, yeah. Not famous, but wealthy.
And I'm
like, You can't
say anything about a there's entrances,you know, it's all like, secret.
So margin.
But with the internet,how is anything secret anymore?
Well, I don't know because, I mean,the thing is as well is that
this person I follow on Instagramand YouTube and stuff

(22:40):
and she's got a houseand then another house on Disney property.
So, you know, wealthy.
She must be wealthyfor that to be the case.
Right. And
I they've been saying
they want to do TV,but obviously it must be like you.
I really like you.
Sign up and then they give you yearsand years of waiting.

(23:03):
And then I like it's really weird. Yeah.
But I mean, imagine that.
I imagine how special that would be.
I that's
imagine like the Disney Adult
Club.
So Secret secrets, Secret 35,000.
Secret Club.
I will definitely watching this after AM

(23:26):
but I'm going to add that to the playlist
for your pleasure.
The Origins of Club 33
Special Secret VIP Lounge.
Imagine how like because thing is Disney's
special on your basic is that sheyou get the cheapest thing there

(23:48):
you suggest that it's specialso imagine how special
it is in there.
Imagine I mean it's for the elite.
It's was for the Illuminati.
$40,000 entry. Yeah.
Whenever I'm notI was kicked out of Disney.
Nice sneak and club 33.

(24:11):
You sneak into clubs actually
by going to catch members entranceYou don't ruin it for people.
Come on, don't be that person.
Just be happy for the people
who have £40,000 to spend on a VIP lounge.
Right. Anyway, back to you.
Went to Star Wars.
He did the hotel rookie mistake.

(24:33):
They're mentioning Disneylandin front of me, and I was around with it.
Well, you know, war is what we're into.
I can talk about it, can't we?
You know, Adventure Disneyland after darkDanish quartet. Dad
called Dad, though.
Well, I think they are
by the way of highlight this Walden

(24:55):
you know highlight highlighted digitalthis is future
so Bruce Dickinson and Bryan Adams added
vocals to the rerecording of Smokeon the Water for Life Aid Armenia.
We did talk about this in the pastand I said I had the single
that was signed,but I couldn't find it. Yes.
And you find it? No, no, no.
Of our day.

(25:15):
I've got to look around.
But I think it is lost to history.
There's a little bit about JoeElliott, Rick Savage,
Steve Harris and Robert Plantappearing in a charity football match,
the Scunthorpe Rod Meal charity Challengeat Scunthorpe United.
That seems so glitzy.
That sounds likethe equivalent of Club 33.

(25:36):
Yeah, I mean, the Scunthorpe
Rod male charity challenge for imagine
playing in a football match against SteveHarris and Robert Plant and Joe Elliott.
I really do. You know what?
Weirdly I really, reallyand I cannot don't I love charity.
I love people have charity, right?
Obviously.

(25:56):
But when I see celebrities in charityfootball match, it is really weird.
I don't like seeing them in lifefootball stuff in teams of like, you know,
when you've got like
BP next year,you know, Gordon Ramsay or something.
And it's just like it'ssuch a weird mix of people
and they're all in football stuffand they don't look like themselves.
I don't I just there's somethingI just don't I just don't like.

(26:18):
I'd rather them just I don't know.
It's a really weird
a I know it doesn't need to be anythingthat I worry about sometimes.
Obviously, I think I don't like this.
I just don't like the weird mix of peoplehere on the
football stuffand you don't know we wear football stuff.
Okay, I won't make you watch the charityfootball.

(26:38):
Please don't.
But you don't not watch peoplefrom like rock and stuff
wearing football star of Deep Statelike own made in there.
Always in football kit aren't they.
They're because they love West Ham andthey're always banging on about West Ham.
Well are they always in football.

(27:00):
Can I just Peter can I just becauseI mean you just said often times you,
you can get a fish linemade in West Ham care because they're such
big fans of The Hammers.
You could say why do huge opportunities.
It's because it's London
and I'm trying to speak to people like West Ham.

(27:21):
Okay, well, you sound very cool off Ghanaand he was West Ham.
And are you saying things?
I don't know. It in sicknessand in health?
You know, the old sitcom, it was
never watch in sickness and in Health.
Now it was about an old man.
He was like Steptoe, you know, he'sjust angry about everything.

(27:43):
You young people. He's a bit of a racist.
But it would the whole thing was
the joke wason him because he was an idiot, you know?
And then they remade it.
It was Archie Bunker in America.
Have you heard ofI think All in the Family.
They remade it for the American audience.
Look to Matt Damon West I ham.
It's West Ham West Ham podcast West Ham

(28:06):
and crap
face backfor Chelmsford Rock against poll tax.
Yeah. Now now things are getting exciting.
Where are you seeing that?
horse London and Morn Blade.
You talked about more blade last time.
Play the big crapChelmsford Rock Against Poll Tax
Benefit show at Chelmsford Anglia College.

(28:29):
This would be the age when the poll taxwas first coming in and people hated it.
I don't really know What poll tax is it?
Council tax.
They renamed it.
They renamed itcouncil tax to make it sound friendlier.
Poll tax. There was no council tax.
No. So they brought in poll taxand that's council tax and we bonded it.
Council tax
because when they first brought it in,in like the 15th century, people rioted.

(28:52):
And you know why?
I mean, again, it's historyof not I've not looked into it.
It's a weird thing, isn't it, taxingyou just to exist somewhere. Yeah.
Because what it is
like you bought your house,She pay tax on that.
Yeah. Every set,every single object in your house.
You pay taxes on the people.
You got to helpyou move to how she paid taxes on.

(29:15):
But this time, like unemployment was
just absolutely an all time high.
So the Conservative Partywere bringing in a poll tax,
which obviously had existedbefore the Middle Ages.
And people like right to it.
And it was just another
just terrible, terrible thingthat people had to contend with.

(29:37):
Right.
this is poll tax cast
and there's a little bit about faithno more.
They're back they're described as Frisco.
Ah thrashes
Cisco San Francisco.
Yeah.
apparently people in San Francisco.

(29:59):
Hey, Epping or Frisco.
Well, I saw some comedian and they wereobviously playing in San Francisco
and they said to move outand if you got the vibe,
the people in San Franciscowould never call it Frisco.
And they think you're an idiotif you do. Yeah.
So it's only peoplewho probably don't come from there.
Well, if somebody called in it. Frisco.
Frisco? Yeah,

(30:21):
I know a lot of people in.
I saw ayou know, we were in the science fiction
community in writing and stuff.
Didn't want to call it S.F.
because SF was more associatedSan Francisco.
So that's why they came up with sci fi.
Okay,

(30:42):
so people still call it Asset Fancy. S.F.
K our cats
yelling at us,probably coming out on the house type.
So this is going to be interesting to you.
Is this something you're interested in?
Okay, Mighty Metal man,Make mosh in Monster MASH.
Hot on the heels of the all star charityrecording of Smoke on the Water,

(31:06):
which we've just talked about, comesjoining forces for a version of Monster
MASH.
Among the cast of Famous,the Monster MASH.
Among the cast of those taking partwere autograph keyboardist Steve Ashman,
Duke Ivory Tinker, ClaudSchnell, Bullet Boy singer Mark Taurean,
Jethro Tull, drummerDon Perry, Singer Ron Key or Poison

(31:27):
guitarist CCTV and Warlock six stringerTommy Bolen.
The recording is being put together,produced by Fallen
Angel Men Ron Armstrong and Lee Aldridge,
Monster MASH 89 will emerge to Musicfor Nations later this year.
I don't know. Can we listen to that? Yes.
So when I found this, I looked at it.

(31:48):
I couldn'tfind anywhere like Monster MASH 89.
There's just there was just no sign of it.
And I eventually managed to find outthat it's under the name.
I just go to my YouTube
and Steve

(32:09):
Steve could make this bizarreLenny Kravitz scarf.
Lenny Kravitz asks it.
Yeah,there's lots of acid in this episode.
So yeah, Lunacy is thethe name of the outfit.
This particular case I was thinking about
because they mentioned smoke on the water,thought
I was for charity or something to dieis not is for Leatherface,

(32:33):
the original soundtrack, TexasChainsaw Massacre three.
So that's a bit of a two lunacymonster mash
Society.

(32:55):
You guys
didn't see
this one.
It was actually does
don't bother me.
It's not that different, is it?
So go forward a bit.

(33:16):
I mean, yeah, the original doesn't
have this guitar solo.
I always like this version
was always my favorite version was always
the dream, was always my favorite version.
well, since when did this
appear on the actual film?

(33:39):
But it was
it was great.
I mean, if I had a choice oppositionto the original fast because it's
more stupid.
I can't hear like the babblingof like a lab in this one
was I think there was bubblingat the beginning.

(34:00):
It's I mean like Texas
Chainsaw Massacreisn't a kind of goofy film.
It is quite gritty and I guess maybe thatby the time we got to number three,
they were thinking less obviously,and maybe people to do metal version
of what's going onabout your opinion on the Monster MASH.
I just don't like can
you get

(34:21):
mentioned every single timeI listen to Halloween play
Like every single timeyou're rolling your eyes?
I don't think we need to do it.
I think the only reason you don't likeisn't it because it has Dracula's
son, Dracula? Allison Yeah.
And, like, go for it. What's.
What's the problem?

(34:41):
It's a good song.
Just sound lazy.
Just come up with better wordsabout monster
mustaches.
Why is this so easy?
Because it goes.
Also,there was Wolfman Dracula and his son.
I don't. I don't like it.
I don't. It's not clever.
It's not like the weirdthing is your reaction to Monster MASH

(35:04):
is like my reaction to a lot of thingslike so unreasonably,
like way off kilterwith how you should view it.
I know it'sjust a silly, fun song, isn't it? But
did you hate it before you met me?
No, I don't.
I don't know if I had it stopped for meto, like, so long that you've developed

(35:25):
this weird thing to just haterandom things don't like whenever you type
in Halloween playlist on YouTube,and the first thing that's going to be on
there is MonsterMASH put you on a Halloween playlist.
my God, Rainbow in the Dark or something.
Just something bad Mood Rising.
Yeah. Would you do it like Dracula?
Dracula is a good one, obviously.

(35:49):
And Rockwell,
which I think I listen
to that song at least twice a day,
and it's on every
anytime.
YouTube will select a playlist for mebased on any song.
It can be any song.
It will always put that in there.
And I'm never disappointed.
And it's always, well,I never think, this again.

(36:11):
Never. Not specifically.
Halloween Sirius, I it's it's never is.
You never think of this.
No, it's always good.
William Steger Better than Monster MASH.
Yeah.
What? Listen to him. Too much. As much.
Someone's watching me.
Should be the new default Halloween song.

(36:32):
well, it's not that.
That would be more of a playlist.
The Halloween playlist.
So Halloween are so long away.
We I don't know if it's worth us doing
a Halloween or Christmas specialbecause we talk about Halloween.
Christmas all the time. Anyway, we like.
We're not going to do Disney special
because we just talk about Disneylandand let you know out of them as well.

(36:55):
We're not going to do a Lemmy specialbecause you talk about Lemmy all the time.
Yeah, but we we will do a Lost Boy specialbecause you do.
Last week, special.
And speaking of a saw,James Newlander was doing a
let me get it up.
So then explain whoJamison Newlander is now
will not explainwho Jamison Newlander is behave

(37:17):
some some people may not knowthey come to us for information.
Well, if you need to ask then
she's doing a a reject
so it's a logical called go for me.

(37:39):
Why do I forget the name of that?
So he playedAlan Frog in the Lost Boys and
what's the go for me for?
So the funds will be goingfor creating the show with renowned
solo developer Terri Silverman.
Show developer?
That's a solo can't read.

(37:59):
How did I think I saw my eyes jumpedand I thought it said Tim Capello.
And I got excited,but it doesn't say that.
So I'm just imagininga workshop production with Creative Rights
world premiere of some of it's called
Some of Sex,or this will be called some of Age Sex.
Wow. So don't $800

(38:21):
and what is it workshop for?
No, no, no.
So it says
I have some great storiesto tell about that.
Some of that changed my lifeand it's time to do a one man show.
So, maybe
like a

(38:41):
full production,speaking to people, interviews
to talk good clips so much and gettingclips costs money, that kind of thing.
Everything costs money nowadays.
I'm not sure if he's going to tore it.
wow. Okay.
So if you do $10, you get a social media.

(39:02):
Thank you.
Shout out.
25. You get a virtual ticket
to official premiereautographed picture for 50.
Hello, everybody. Go right.
if you do $50, you also get a video.
Thank you. Free cameo.
That would be quite good if you don't

(39:25):
did it yet.
It says workshop
two tickets to either workshop
or official premiere
so that the person who died 100 will get.
Special thanks in progress
who attempted to take it to eitherworkshop shop or official premiere.

(39:48):
Thank you.
An autographed picture, a virtualthank you social media.
Thank you. Wow.
So there you go.
If you want to donate to Jamison
Yolanda's Go Fund Me, visitJamison Yolanda on Instagram.
And the link is in this bio,
as they say.
Can you move your chair, by the way?
I'm not going to move my chair otherwise.
The way this couch screen in boots.

(40:09):
Yeah, because this is about cats in boots.
Right? Right.
no, I have not done it.
Called Cats in Boots with Zs.
It's a vetted no.
the s is just a cool way to write anS is a lot like a Z.
Yeah.
I bet Last buy Crusher.
Crusher.
Julie was the graphic designer on Krang.

(40:31):
He's still aboutand doing stuff on social media.
But look at the guy from cutting boobs.
Now you interested
in Chapstick?
Not interested.
Well, I mean, I wouldn't say no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Say, I thought it was some Kip wingerbecause he looks like him.
He's got I mean, he is a gentlemanwho obviously spends

(40:54):
a lot of time sculpting his body,
which people didn'treally back in the eighties, did they?
Did they not?
It wasn't about Philcoming in the gym, but it's isn't it
seventies music.
Okay.
I mean, we should explain.
No, because everyone'sgoing to hurt that God.

(41:15):
Well, that was a really goodArnold Schwarzenegger impression.
I hope you know that,because I've seen pumping iron.
You watch Pumpingiron, you've got no interest in Arnold
Schwarzenegger and you've got no interestin bodybuilding,
no interest in any of that.
It doesn't even matterbecause it's that interesting.
It's that weird
because I'm not big Schwarzeneggerfather, don't you know, it's fine.

(41:36):
Kindergarten cops, Good film.
Junior, Good film.
My twins good film. But.
And, you know, bodybuilding, whatever.
I'm not bothered,but it's it's weirdly, weirdly interesting
this where the compelling Yeah.
On his Instagramwhatever social media he's got

(41:58):
he posted a picture the other day of himhaving lunch with Lou Ferrigno.
really? So they still hang out.
How great is that?
The whole thing about Pumping ironis the rivalry between the two of them.
I think Arnold Schwarzenegger'sgot like pet pig.
I think
donkey or horse.
I've seen him.I've seen him with a donkey.

(42:19):
No, like a donkey in his kitchen.
Yeah.
Or maybe a mule or something.
And well, this picture of him withtwo dogs here, picture him with a pig.
he's really pig out his mouthinto the pig's mouth.
How cute.
And see what else he's got.

(42:40):
And lots of
muscle sharks.
Yeah. Look,
first can donkey in his housean actual donkey.
He's got a donkey running back.
Look at it.
I'm not that is that livingthe dream is in there.

(43:01):
I mean a pig and a donkey.
They can't have a pig in a donkey.
He's level than what you do in absolutelyfantastic way to live your life.
Madam, I look
to pick
a dog and a donkey in his kitchen,have donkeys really small.
His donkey.
Look at it.
The dogs in trees,wherever donkeys eat in, cheat.

(43:25):
And the pig.
my God.
Shit Me.
I mean, it's just missing cat.
And look at them all as they entreat.
my God, that amazing.
But yeah, check it.
Since you come out
on the free flexi desk,

(43:48):
I think it's next issue
saying there's a new stormingall new studio trunk from Faith No more.
It's called sweet emotion.
Is that faith in more there?
No, that's baloney, Angel. That is faith.
No more.
I don't think I'd know
them if, like,that guy with the dreads looks familiar

(44:11):
and the guy with the Puffy boardand you say so.
And the guy with the red sunglasseslooks sort of familiar.
But you this like,
would you remember just now put a face outmuch on stuff.
Well they they may videos I meanI've seen epic and from and nowhere and
if actually I've put some on the playlistso if he just

(44:35):
have a look over okaysee I always get to put
what I'm about to an impressionand just think now just don't just don't
but my body goes into about to
Do you line like that.
Yeah yeah you hear him now so for

(44:57):
put me on the spot
that No asked me to this kinda like this
What that.
So see if you recognize these lot
I like ponytail because sweetnineties hair bit Nuno Bettencourt
Well this is 89

(45:19):
The whole thing about them was theywere all sort of our rockers but they are.
Jim Martin is the guitarist.
He was a proper metal guy.
He didn't fit in ending, got on with himand left a couple of years after this.
But I remember this this album come out.
It was so exciting.
Neil was, I think, short.
He's got something short on AX,actual old love cycling shorts.

(45:42):
And I should say you run around on stage
like cycling in.
Yes. And in the nineties cyclingshorts were like, cycling should save it.
No, but as if that was a thing I noticedI think shorts.
But as if cycling shortswere a fashion thing,
I had some great onesblack with like a light.

(46:04):
Really fluorescentand green stripe down the side of them.
I once had some Bermuda shorts as well.
Do you have a Bermuda shorts?
Vaguely.
Just short of a very by and on my Bermudashorts.
There was a warning stitchedin the warning label on the outside.
They said,

(46:24):
I mean, like these are so brightthat your eyes might explode
or something like that.And I could never work out.
I kind of see that age.
You don't you don't stand thinking, butis it a joke or is it how is this meant?
And I don't know.
Are they so bright that they haveto put this on or is this a silly joke?
I never understood it.
You know, even now, if I'm an old lady,I can imagine it was just a funny thing.

(46:48):
But because they were quite bright,you know, they were present pink like
everything was. But
did you?
Yeah, they did us like in shortswhen I knew, you know,
how old, like
probably like 92 or something.
Definitely about 90 to about.
Yeah.

(47:09):
I like kind of age.
You might be when I was 19.
Why would I be wearing shorts at 90.
Don't know.
I think it might have been a thing.
You might have been just talking about.
My wants to run around on stagelike my patterns.
my God.

(47:30):
Okay, so it's stupid cycling shorts.
So the song Sweet Emotion, right?
It was quite a bit of a mysteryand I think
when I finally got Napster,I was able to get hold of it.
And it's,
you know, their song on Billand Ted's Bogus Journey.
They've got someone thatcalled the Perfect Crime.

(47:55):
Maybe it's like this.
I don't know.
This is the same tune, but it's differentlyrics and different vocal melody.
But it's so is sort of a new song.
It's so weird,but yet you can get it on the
like the greatest hits now,all the best of whatever.
But at the time it was a bit of a mystery.
They were called a song calledSweet Emotion.
When you got sweet emotion and everno sweet emotion

(48:17):
like, Well, yeah, and you'regoing to sing, they did a cover.
You're obviously going to see thatand think, it's a cover beat.
Not Yeah, I've no idea whythey would have done that.
But the So crazy guys.
Crazy guys, he looks a bitlike a ruin to in American that one
who Roddy on
the keyboard player with a kind of cowboyhat and the stars and his thing

(48:40):
and then some denimslike he just go to the ranch
and that's like the least royalty.
I mean, he's, he's gay and he was likehe was an Audi out James had a little
band back then was a twist on the waythat kind of thing
that like
you're very good at thatyou're very good at being a redneck.

(49:04):
I in in accentonly let's really clarify that heavily
with with like no caveat.
You're just talking about a silly accent.
he's something exciting from singles.
Yeah.
With his ad, I mean all they even gota song out Kate Bush goes on
and Jim Steinman has got a song calledAll Coming Back to Me Now

(49:28):
it's releasedunder the name of Pandora's Box, I think.
Was it Pandora's Box?
Knowing I've got it on here,I internally sniggered.
Then when you said Pandora's box,
I get Pandora's box and
nowadays Pandora's box is Pandora's box.

(49:49):
Is it sour mood?
Probably. Yeah. Is it really. Yeah. Yeah.
It's got a video by Ken Russellfeaturing a flaming graveyard,
a whole host of S&M actionand a girl girlie.
Really getting some on a gravestone,
getting some monogrammed.
So I think it was because Jim Steinmandid all the, like, the famous Meatloaf

(50:10):
albums, but this was him on his ownand he I think, yeah, singing.
He does a bit of vocals because like,
like four girl vocalists on it.
You the for Howling Wenches.
Howling wenches, yeah.
BR Right.
All coming back to me now.
come back later.
Done by Meatloaf And also who else did it?

(50:34):
The Queen of nineties.
Fucking soft, easy listening,
no, it.
It's banger in that. Yeah, it's that song.
It's so mum. Yeah.
So we've got always funny when people dothat thing of they're dancing with someone
or they're with someone and then theperson disappears because I know like is

(50:54):
but you always look funny,You don't hear symbolism.
It's like no one can look goodwhen pretending to hold someone who's not
there.
I no lot like it happens in Ghost,I think, and it happens in a few films
and that where someone disappearsand you just look silly.

(51:16):
No How else would you do it?
And just don't do it?
So I'm not.
I'm not, you know, no judgment.
How old are Celine Dion in this videoand how old was that guy?
well, this said
is the extended remastered HD video.

(51:42):
God, I don't know.
I don't know when her version came out.
This is nineties, though, isn't it, Slim?
Let's find out. Just.
I'm just.
I'm just asking Celine Dion age.
Let's find ways nowand you remember details So she's 55 now
Actually she's 55 now.
She met me she Well now why is that trick

(52:03):
And how were you?
I thought she was like 55 then.
Well, rude.
Not the typical bloke,not how she looked, but just like she was.
She born on 30th of March 1968.
Alpha, It's my sister's age, Right.
So she is 55 now.

(52:23):
So Celine Dion, what was a song calledSo She'll Come Back?
No way. CelineDion is the age of my sister.
I don't
get to really don't knowwhat you want me to blow my mind there.
So this came out
in 96, 96.
So do the master make that 68.

(52:48):
So 96.
So 98.
She would have been 32. 20, 24.
Take away 1998.
God is 28 years ago. Yeah.
So she's 55. Take away 28.
So she's 27 actually that's fine.
Yeah.
Because I think like you I wasbecause I think I've always assumed Celine

(53:08):
Dion was not old, just like she's older,
she's grown up and she she looks likesomeone who would hang out with your mum.
Like in here.
She looked like someone hang outwith your mom.
And she's 27. Yeah.
Yeah, she's.
She's got a wisdombeyond her years with, like,
she's not like her ex or BritneySpears or Christina Aguilera,

(53:29):
where you think of themas teen pop sensations.
She was always a middle of the roadkind of superstar, wasn't she?
There was no in between.
That's mad smart,
Amelia. Nothing.
Nothing wrong in the way she looks,but she looks like she was like
34 is here.
Yeah,because she's she's sophisticated lady.

(53:52):
Yeah, she's sophisticated.
Lady looking in the mirror.
She's singing in the mirror.
She think you a thing of people.
In the olden days of the ninetieslooking older
because people look some fashionsmake people look older than they are dated
her styling here they're not tryingto make her look like a young

(54:15):
27 year old superstar.
The making it look like a divalook a nice way.
I didn't like a Diana Ross or,you know, just someone who's
got a voice of authority.
I don't know.
The Celine Dion podcast
as some tapas.
Some say she's Michael Bolton.

(54:36):
She's not actually terrible.
And okay.
I mean, it's not actually that muchI want to talk about in this issue
just mostly. Marilyn.
Yeah. So there's a review of the album.
She got leaves again, no leaves,
Boring loser.

(54:57):
It says they sort of polish offthe epic seasons and the song will become
a green anthem with its socks overwellies and chunky jumper issues.
That used to be an easy mistakeuntil we discover the size.
The hole in the ozone layer and sweatedthrough this a naturally hot summer.
So like late eighties,everyone was talking about the environment
when they saw so real about thiseveryday that don't know about the ozone

(55:20):
layer anymore. Yeah.
And why is that?
Because we sort it out.
Because like, did we or is it really bad?
People are mentioned when they stopped,they stopped using chloro
fluoro carbons in aerosol cases. Yep.
And that's what we scientists,
the whole
CFC thingstill traumatizes me to this day.

(55:41):
I think that I can't break any polystyrenebecause CFC is going to come out
and ruin everythingbecause obviously you were told
don't ever breakyou like your McDonald's cartons,
although obviouslythey say no, CFC is an EU member,
print it in it in the polystyrene,but you can break it
because if people were like you let CFCout, it's going to break the ozone.

(56:05):
But I just think you just forgetthese things.
The ozone layer wasn'tisn't quite the issue.
This is going to affectthe entire environment is fucked anyway.
What I know is too lateis the ozone layer healing.
That's the first question isgo in in the nassif false color image.

(56:26):
The blue and purple shows
the hole in the Earth's protectiveozone layer over Antarctica.
On October the fifth, 2022
Earth's protective ozone layer is slowly
but noticeablyhealing at a pace that would fall
would fully let artists lead.
It's four letters.
Five letters can't count either.

(56:48):
Mend the hole over Antarcticain about 43 years from now.
2022.
Why does modern it?
Yeah, that's mad. Yeah.
We don't deserve this planet.
Really? Really.
The ozone layer is expected to return
to average 80 levels by 2040. Wow.

(57:09):
How? What is higher?
Makes me feel very bad for the planet
because we just don't deserve itto make an effort.
It's how you said just so 2040
and it was 2014.
what's that mean?
What do you ever say now?
No conspiracy.

(57:31):
my goodness.
But yes, so that's a bit of good news.
We must be totally present in here in this
in 2014.
We we, we life took it up to 15 years.
It's 15 years old. Is 15 years.
20, 24, 25, 34?
Yes, in 15 years.
my God.
Yeah. Hopefully. Look up and see you.

(57:52):
Nice. So
let's get those CFC back out.
It does say that.
I mean, he's basically this is a reviewby John Houghton
Annie saying it's a gray album.
I mean, I don't really write that much,but it was,
you know, we were really terrible,you know.

(58:13):
But he does say the final lengthy opera,
the space is what it appearsas all these ovoid guff.
They shouldn'thave made it onto the album.
He just mention the single hooksin, you know, the single hooks in you now
singing. This is the first.
Now I'm going to play it here.
well, you know, sing it because.
Well, if you don't know it,then, nope, I'm not going to recognize it.

(58:35):
I might know it. Well,I reckon you like this, right?
Because it doesn't have anythinglike Marilyn.
This the first songthey released off the album.
And it was a bit of a surprise.
Then on top of this quality,
this recording on Long Play
and is being loaded on the screenmany times.

(58:58):
Yeah, I mean, but I'd say,I think you'd like this, but
can you even hear it
stage
you go to

(59:26):
this sounds like
the sort of song that would be
like hey we've gotlike we've got two young guys
in this eighties film and they've,they've got to get something done.
So they're probably going to likethey need to raise funds for the,
you know, school disco or something,but they've got to do it
and they're going round like Old Townand they look like they look like dudes.

(59:50):
And they go around the townand they're like asking people
the like, Yo,do you want to donate to this?
We need to have a school disco.
And then they get in like,those are guys, you know, everybody ever
in town to put it and you see like moneygoing into like bookcase
and you see them like,so doing funny things for money
and like the money filling upand the money filling up.
And then they're like, look at each other,and then they're like high five.

(01:00:11):
And then thatthis would be played in the background.
Mr. Shrek by Knife in an eighties movie,
it sounds like genius and the Disneysounds like sort of corporate.
So why, when you asked me earlierwhat I'll do if I win the lottery,
I'd make all these stupidfilms, I imagine in my head.
Well, it'd just be a bunch of random, puts.

(01:00:33):
Call those bits in films, montages,montages,
maybe even a bunch of random montages.
Yeah. Be good.
Be really good. F it, be excellent.
Well, and then you'd see
like the sort of boo ometer going up of.
They need to hit it. Yeah.
Would they hit it.

(01:00:54):
They would.
I imagine one of them is Hoyte.
I think you just got him into a whole lot.
Recently explained.
Explain Hoyte I don't need to explain.
Hoyte Axton The GremlinsNo Hoyte from Sacha
and explained, etcetera.
Well, you around in the 2000syou'll know what exactly it was.

(01:01:14):
It was something on late night televisionthat was a bit cheeky
and only presenters was called hoyteand he was like a dude.
He would be the dudewho's collecting money for this band.
I mean, if you think of a bro or CHAas they'd say
now, you like Hoytewould just appear and yeah, so
if he's available, I'll cast him

(01:01:35):
and then one of his matesprobably will do whoever it mate says.
He's not a teenager anymore.
He's like, It doesn't matterbecause his age, you know,
in any eighties thing,the teenagers are not teenagers.
They're
50. Men
will have to look for some sex cetera
on YouTube.

(01:01:59):
Okay,
so you've stopped talking.
Yeah.
Did you say I'm going to find him?
It's so flat.
So in the classifieds,
we've got blond bonk rocker, sex trash
queen for intimate relationshipAylesbury area.

(01:02:23):
So would that inspire you to write in?
Well, I'm looking for bonk rock.
Yeah, always.
But I'm not in out B, so a fair enough
long haired male, 35
five footfive seeks attractive female 24 to 35.
So as long as she's younger than him,it's fine for the following London gigs.

(01:02:45):
Jethro Tull, The Who.
Motley Crue.
Yes. Photo Such phone number, please.
So I think he's sayingif you're good looking
enough, he's going to take you to see thetell the crew and the who.
I mean, fair enough.
You'd get a motley Crue gig. Are there?
I don't think I'd be good looking enough.

(01:03:06):
Kush would know it.
I think I would.
Were you between 20?
Between 24 and 35 in 1989?
Not quite eight.
I would want to see a picture of himbecause long hair
and male is a very,very vague description of how you look.

(01:03:29):
Well, this is this is the eternalconundrum of the classifieds, isn't it?
Someone's asking you to send a photo.
Yeah, it's really weird.
It's like.
It's not like,
you know, I'll send you a photographbecause I might not be your type.
I might not be what you considerattractive.
So it's, you know,but they're just like, No,
you're like me.
Some in crank contactswhich we are going to cover.

(01:03:51):
Some people do send photos in.
So you do actually have a in there.
But in most of theseyeah you've just got a bit a text to go on
What else is you have to do.
It's just it's just how much do you wantto see Jethro Tull Not at all.
Monaco Yeah.
So then you come to see
Jethro Tull tribute band with me.

(01:04:11):
Did I hear?
I think you did.
When What do we do? Where was it?
Many years ago?
In what venue or what type of any small,
big small market pub?
And they played thick as a brickand it just of stopped in.
The drummer was reading a newspaper andthen you were like, Why did they do it?

(01:04:35):
You didn't understand then?
Because they were sort of makingall these references to Jethro Tull songs.
I think you did it to Humor Me,which I do appreciate.
I do a lot of things to humoryou. Exactly.
Such as this podcast.
Okay, let's find some more shit.
So about

(01:04:58):
you, Skip USO's Picture Motley Crew.
Well, I think that's just another year.
Motley crew with White Line in Skid Row.
Nice.
But this might have been the toolthat got canceled.
you never thatthere always comes in something
when they are there's a reviewof Richard Marx concert in Sydney.

(01:05:22):
Okay. Doesn't doesn't mention Harvard.
Okay good.
So, you know we were talkingabout Vixen last week.
Yeah. And he wrote that big hairedge of a broken eye.
It turns out hehe does not live there saying, I know.
Which looks like Richard Marx. Looks like.
Is that his face?
No, no, no, no.

(01:05:42):
That's some blame on the angel again.
Should we have a look at Richard Marx?
Yeah, but, you know,I put a video. I put a video on here
somewhere.
If. Stop me when you see it.
I mean,I just don't think I know his face.
Yeah, but it will save Richard Marx.
There's the old American guy on there.

(01:06:06):
No. Or you haven't done it.
So Richard thinks so. Yeah.
So when you haunted by the song Hazard.
Yeah, it's literally just the music.
Yeah.
Yes. Not the video
so much in the video, I imagine
some poor girl dead in some river.

(01:06:29):
And it would be in the south when it.
I'm probably not proper in England
because I think about south in theory
she must he must recognize,
you know CrawfordSoft rock is a bit fluffy.
Yeah.
I mean it's a bit what he was going for.
You know,

(01:06:51):
he lays it up like
he's a bit
in and the
knife, which cuts his hair,
we can use
the snowy one.
He still looks like a guy who'sgoing to work in an office.
He's doing it on the side.

(01:07:12):
Not with our hair.
Short hair does.
Yeah, but long hair right here.
Wait in.
That was the big hair was that you really?
I mean, that's a long hair.
It's annoying.
Hold on mute
hermit.
Faberge.

(01:07:37):
Yeah,
it's good Song.
Stop it.
I mean, I guess if.
If Bryan Adams is a bittoo edgy for years.
Yeah, I mean, the song's good.
It's fine.
You know, like, CelineDion could've done this thing, you know,

(01:07:59):
plays piano, plays guitar.
There's got excitable teenage fans.
Look,
court he has a sensitive Yeah,he is going to listen to them.
Yeah. Not like Axl Rose.
Not like Axl Rose.
like Sebastian Bach.
He starts wailing on him.

(01:08:23):
So they're talkingabout the song Edge of the Broken Heart,
which he wrote for VIX,and they recorded that here.
But he plays on stage, but they're sayinghe's also recorded by Bon Jovi.
Right?
Which isn't true because I looked it up
and they've got a song called Edgeof Broken Ops, a different song.
I mean, it's not a million miles away,but it's a different song.

(01:08:46):
So it's weird.
Steve must called this review.
He didn't quite do the research,but they didn't also have Google.
It's either cool.
No, the Internet 89.
Yeah.
So we've got a papyrus font.
That's weird.
So we've got really an articleand the headline is pre-season friendly

(01:09:10):
and it's written in the papyrusfont suite.
We took our phones before, man.
I mean, we talk about fonts a lot.
That's the secret subject to this podcast.
Whereas everything in thereshould be either crank phone or chiller.
Should they ship.
Yeah, but I think if you're talking aboutme really and you want to go for
they're not scaryare they a bit more commonly picking fonts

(01:09:33):
is my least favorite thing to dois you never get the right one.
So again, Papyrus
avatar.
Maybe James Cameron
saw this article and thought,That's a cool font.
If I ever make a film about Blue aliens,

(01:09:54):
I'm all in it.
I'll say
in that sort of environment,I've never seen it.
But I think, you know, there's
environmentaltheme and Avatar is in there.
Never seen it.
Yeah, no looking way back awayfrom this subject because we're talking
I mean, we always talk about stuffwe don't know.
They don't we.
Yes, I see my comments on Google.

(01:10:16):
Yeah.
So yeah,they're talking about fish leaving
because obviously fish leftthe year before.
And Steve Rothery, guitarist is saying
and one of the things that happenedwhen we were mixing, clutching at straws,
I had a major argument.
I had a major argument with fish.
I stormed out the studio

(01:10:38):
and thecat has just walked over the keyboard
and just paged awayfrom what I was reading.
He's obviously sick.
This fucking podcast article.
And it turns out there's legal battlesbetween Fish and Maryland
about who owns the name Merlin,which I didn't know about,
but I guess, you know,that must got sorted out at some point.

(01:11:02):
So talk about new sexy boy Steve Hogarth.
This caught my eye.
We had looked into the workof a few different lyricists, including
the idea of asking Viv Stanley,your former Bonzo Dog, Doo
da Band, main man and renownedcomedic iconoclast to maybe do some stuff.
He never actually came up with anythingin the end.

(01:11:24):
Charming chap, A Complete nutter.
How familiar are you with Bonzo Dog dudeand nothing
other than you mention them,but also Edmondson is now in.
Yeah, he's now in the Bonzo Dog dayswhen they when they play live.
Yeah.
Even Phil Jupitersapparently they go on tour.
Yeah.

(01:11:44):
That's all I knowYeah very sort of eccentric sixties
so started out doingkind of own weird jazz numbers
but turned into sort of psychedelicband but a bear.
Well,
let's have a look
at some Bonzo dog doo doo wop on.

(01:12:04):
There was a
Rutles advert for Rutles, all
which has got Viv Stanley all in.
Do you remember?
This is like sort of early nineties
and thus Dawn French dress up as a man.
So I think it's a bit of poetry.
By Viv Stansall That's him.

(01:12:26):
He's very sort of posh plummy voice.
You not remember this now?
They did a song called
Mr. Slater's Parrot,which later got use for Mr.
Cameron's parrot. Yeah.
When Mr.
Slater's parrot says
a geezer likes to catch up on the golf,

(01:12:47):
we hope to get inspired.
And we love. Yeah, he squeaks.
We'd like to see pointing fingersin this whole movie.
So I think people who made advertsliked him, but the intro in the outro,
that's like a bigand Sam Spoon's rhythm poll
and then Dudley Bow Hey, no bass guitar.

(01:13:10):
Neil in is Piano
Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone.
And are they songs?
Is this a song?
Yes, yes, yes.
But genuinely, is this a song?Is this where they're songs?
Yeah, but it's the ideais it's the intro in the outro.
All you get is the intro.
In the outro,you don't get an actual song.

(01:13:31):
He always sounds like me.
I mean, there's a song, by the way.
Okay, well, here's The
Canyons of your mind.
In the canyons of your mind
I will wander through your brain

(01:13:55):
to the ventricles of your heart.
My dear,
in love with you.
Okay?
Yeah.
You know, it's all like silly voices,okay?
You know, But they used to be,like, old jazz standards and stuff,
but they would never have worked.

(01:14:17):
Is like him writing lyrics for me, really.
And so I don't knowwhy would have ever tried that.
And so the one that jumpedout at me in this article was
Steve Hogarthtalking about when he first left school
he joined a bunch of bandsand they were in a band called Harlow
and we used to play in Workingmen's clubsin Rotherham, places like that.

(01:14:40):
It was hard work.
We didn't make it any easier on ourselvesby steadfastly refusing to play covers.
We used to do two sets a nightand in between sets I was in the toilets
and this huge bloke came up to meand said he would knife me if we didn't
do Delilah by Tom Jones In the next set,the next version of We Do Delilah.
The band have no idea how it went,and I only knew the first verse,

(01:15:03):
but it didn't matter.
Once we started,all these fishermen just took over.
It started singing. This song themselves.
So it was quite a nice story.
And nice.
Yeah, because you didn't get knifed
talking about
what fish songs he would sing on tour.
I don't have a problem with Kelly.

(01:15:24):
It's very easy song to feelwhen you sing it.
Love in your heart of lovin.
Maybe we should ask the Scottish fanswhat they think through the fan club.
If they think as a gracious thing to do,then we won't do it.
I can reveal that they did do thaton that tour
and it is a bunch of other songs
like they did like earlier on.

(01:15:47):
They did this album called Fugazi,which was all like,
like Bitterin about like acid trips and stuff.
And he said he'd
never do any of the songs from thatbecause he could never relate to it.
And he didn'twant to do the song Garden Party either.
He said, I don't know.
My garden partyis difficult for me to do that.
We are impersonating Phish
and on the tour after that,they did actually do Garden Party.

(01:16:08):
So did he impersonate Phish?
I don't think so, no.
He never.
You never really impersonate itin any way.
He was a complete.
The reason they got him washe was just so different kind of singer.
But I guess with those kind of songs, it'sso hard
sometimes to not try and yeah, you know,
so in communication this week,

(01:16:29):
I just wanted to read this very shortletter.
It's says Led Zeppelin fucking so forgetthey ever existed.
That's from Clive and Steve.
You miss out.
You're not living in the past.
Clive and Steve
don't like Led Zeppelinbecause they fucking said,

(01:16:49):
Fuck, you suck.
So yeah,that's pretty much the end of the issue.
Nothing.
That's our tie. 40.
How long was it actually been?
when I was 16.
Okay, so would you like to sign off?
And thanks very much.

(01:17:10):
And have you got any messagesfrom our listeners?
For our listeners?
From No.
Four,
I've got some last messagesfrom our listeners,
but I will say those till the last time.
Yeah, I know what we need to doin a, in a dedicated thing.
Okay.
stay at homeand listen to Lenny Kravitz and watch it.
Watch a video.Watch the God video your video

(01:17:34):
and like it.
Subscribe. Bye.
See you later.
Got some on now
by Colyton
James

(01:17:58):
Forgive me, Dad.
I just can't turn
that down.

(01:18:26):
Take that back out.
Edit That bout.