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(00:00):
Hello, everybody, and welcome back to another session of the
Hoback Humanitarians. Join with me today are the other
three talk show hosts, starting with Let Me introduce my special
guest, Sarah. Drum roll, please.
No, I am Sarah. OK?

(00:24):
You're just going to really enunciate the OK.
If you're not disgusted then it's you're saying it wrong, OK?
Yeah, Sarah, what is your favorite late night show host?
Conan O'Brien. Oh yeah, yeah, the best one.
Not fall in love with that quanthere.
I know it's it's the ginger. Isn't he a gender?

(00:45):
Hold on, I'm looking at big gender.
Irish ginger. Yeah.
All right, Sarah, pass it off tothe next person.
OK, Yeah, yeah. Oh.
Pick me, pick me, pick me. No, the next person we are about
to talk to is Tony or. Yeah, yeah.

(01:07):
Hello everybody. My name is Tony Player, not DM,
so happy. And my favorite late night talk
show host is Stephen Colbert. My favorite I was.
I've been watching him for years.
I know he's so good. He's pretty good too.
I was loving my kids animation movies.

(01:29):
He's hysterical. What about you, J Man?
Well, I'm going to go with my third option, and I don't care
what you guys say, but it's JohnOliver.
That's right. He hosted once or twice, maybe
three times, who knows? But he also has his other show
on HBO. It's amazing.
He's he's the best. John Oliver is my choice.
What about you, Dan? Mine is probably another classic

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here. Craig Ferguson is going to be
mine. It would have been Conan
O'Brien, but alas, that was taken so sadly but bittersweetly
so I'm going to say Craig Ferguson.
I think he's another one of the funniest talk show hosts out
there by far. And I I can't get enough of the
Scottish brogue. You know, there's there's

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something nice about that. So, but you know the deal.
Before we get into the show, we are going to give you a rundown.
Oh yeah, and today's rundown is brought to you by Sarah.
Sarah, take it away. Whoa, I'm kidding, Sarah.
My. Notes.

(02:35):
I'm sorry. You were supposed to.
Send me something. Do I have something?
Send it to me now. I just wanted to shout out the
Patreon that we have. In the Patreon, there are a lot
of exclusive rewards. If you haven't seen it before,
there are rewards where you can get your name at the end of the

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podcast. Where we do something very
creative, where as our characters, we read your names
and we give you special little things based on your tier.
We also have the campfire tier where you can listen to the
after show. Sarah will be on an after show
today. That's exciting.
And of course, if you're at the biggest tiers, you get loot
boxes even if you subscribe for anything as little as $2.00.

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That helps us so much to keep the show alive and going and
maybe just get us some coffee when we visit each other once a
year. I know Tony needs that coffee.
Jeez. I know that, just build mine
when we started it. Oh that is so sad all.
Right. Yeah, Roll it back.
You'll see me burn my belly. Oh no.

(03:40):
Intro boom boom boom boom NOTD i.e.
Don't die, Hu? Well, BECK, let's go walking
through the streets and I'm feeling OK.
Drone with special guests and I'm sure they'll be just fine.
Hold back, humanitarians. It's their time to shine.

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To shine. That's right.
Yeah. Welcome back to Hold Back,
Everybody. A modest little town caught in a
triangle of a lake, a mountain, and a forest.
As summer weather creeps throughthe autumn breeze, we find
ourselves at the home of a localmonk and hold back humanitarian
reformer Econ. Econ's home is a modest, shadowy

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retreat on the outskirts of town.
Made of dark wooden stone, it has minimal furnishings.
Inside, his room is silent as Econ kneels, eyes shut, breath
steady, his muscles tense, honedfor combat.
Inhale, discipline, control, strength, exhale.

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Fear is nothing. Hesitation is death.
He rises, fists cutting through the air in a perfect form.
Fluid, lethal, precise punch. Final breath.
He opens his eyes and immediately turns to the mirror,
adjusting his robe. All right, all I got to do is
just say hi. She's not going to kill you,

(05:05):
probably. You know what?
I'd rather fight a dragon as I walk out the door.
You hear Fuck, fuck, fuck whack as something rattles against
your window. What?
Hello. And I, I peek out the window.
Yeah. You go over to the back of your
house and you peek through the window.
There's nothing at 1st and all of a sudden what a goose pops

(05:27):
up? What Goose, what are you doing
here? As honks and actually speaks to
you, we're going to cut there aswe rush over to the town square
of Holbeck. Regna is in the town square at
Drippy Pot Coffee shop. This is owned by Caldwell, a

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human in the town, and Caldwell is walking over to Regna.
Hey, how's everything? Quite.
Pleasant. You know, I haven't had a day
off in a while and nothing more than I like to do.
Then relax in a nice cafe. New cafe in town, I see.
Yes. Just came in from Gilo.
This is our second store actually and I I hope you enjoy

(06:13):
everything. If you do, please leave us a
five star review on Yelp scrollsand it does a lot for us.
Mm, hmm. Mm hmm.
I have to say that the coffee bean that you've roasted today
is quite exquisite. You know it's roasted just
right, as if you use the Dragon's breath itself to roast
the bean, to ferment it in boil and hot singed water, then place

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it upon my goblet for me to drink.
Lovely. Thank you so much.
I appreciate that immensely. I'll let the owner know.
And as they clean up a little, like take some of your plates
away as you're punching out a pastry, you do hear a voice
behind you. Hey, Regna, Hey, what's going
on? And you see Fudge behind you.
Fudge long time, no seeds. Been quite a stretch of time.

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Yes, it's, it's good to be a reformer.
You and me. I've I'm rising the ranks.
Yes, of course, and I'm very proud of you.
I'm glad that one of my disciples has risen to the
occasion. Of course, of course, still.
Alive. Listen, can I ask you a big
favor? Sure.
Yes, you see, I completely forgot it's my mom's birthday

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today and I forgot that I had a junior reformer shadowing me.
You see that that tiefling over there?
And he points to a a tiefling, areally tall tiefling, looking
into the well, Sarah, could you describe your character for us?
I am too tall. Absolutely enormous.

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Big, big teethling. I am very tall, super tall and
very muscular. Well, my medium muscular, my
eyes purple. Who who, Who do you want me to
help? I can't quite see who you're
pointing at. I just see a well and a really
large red tree. Yes, you see that teethling with
the black hair over there? I just see an an enormous red

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tree with hordes black hair withwith crooked blade.
Oh bye oh by Bahama's beard. Bahama has spirits.
Yes. Oh, it starts writing notes
down. I have a beard.
Oh I just thought it was part ofyour scales or like.
You see on Regna's face he has like his scales that like drape

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down under his chin and they come to a point it's like how I
haven't noticed. No, well, I just thought it was
like scales. I didn't think it was like, is
it hair? The official identity of a
dragon is far too complex to talk to you right now when I'm
drinking. My cup of coffee.
However that is, it's the tallest fiery flag I've ever
seen of all my games. I stand at the foot of Kia

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Mott's statue, an aspect of her very body, and that is a very,
very tall woman. Yes, indeed.
And if you could, would you mindif she just switched over to you
just for today? That mean a lot to me right now.
Totally forgot. Yeah, right now.
Is my day off? I know, but I mean it.

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I promise you I'll owe you 1. I will.
I will owe you big time. You can hand one off on me, you
know I I will come to your aid whatever you need.
You let me know. I'll come to one of your Bahamas
services. You got to do.
I put my hand down. Your hand vigorously and thank
you thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and runs off and

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then you see this awkward tall looking T fling kind of just
staring into the. Well, so I get up and gather my
things. I give a generous tip, and I
meander over to this tall teethling who's gazing longly
into the well. And I look up at her and I keep
looking up. And as I finished, stop looking

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up, I'm like, hello there. Welcome to the whole back
humanitarians. I've seen you've been my
associate foot and you're eager to join the 'cause I hear.
I step back and I go, sorry, I don't notice short people that
well. Insulting.
Rude. Even.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I it takes me a while to notice
people when they're like that short, you know?

(10:10):
I'm 66 foot 5 but yes I understand completely.
What is your name? My name is Rekda.
I put my hand up for her to shake.
I put my hand out as well. I am 7 nice to meet you and I
have to like bend down to do it.I firmly shake your head.
So what makes you want to be a home wreck humanitarian?

(10:32):
Killing people, I guess that's cool.
Yes, although we may slay and detain, we must offer them a
second chance at least, or a moment to forfeit themselves to
justice, and if they so decline,then the killing does ensue.
And it is a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible thing.

(10:52):
However it is a part of the job.Did you?
I assume you signed all the contracts needed?
And I say yes. You have your junior reformers
belt. Terrific.
Outstanding 7 yell. I see I'm yelling so you can
hear me up there. Yeah, thank you so much.
I really do need that. It is really hard to hear people
that are like way down to the earth like that, you know?

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Is it a height thing or do your horns just block your ears a
little bit? It's definitely a height thing
of. Course.
And as you continue to talk to Seven, we are going to cut back
to econ. And first of all, round of
applause to Sarah for doing her first ever role play ever.
Yeah. Did we introduce that this is
the first time she's ever playedNutri?

(11:34):
Bringing it up. Yeah.
Thank you, Tony. I'm just need to wipe the sweat
off my damn forehead. Jesus.
Christ, it's just so, so nerve wracking the first time I know
exactly what you're going through. 100 percent, 100%.
And as we go back into Ecom's house, you now see that Ecom has

(11:57):
given this goose a coffee and they're sitting at his dining
room table. Hi, thanks for helping me.
Thanks for letting me inside. OK, what is going on here?
What? I've been cursed, No.
What do you mean who? Wait, who are you?
What's your name? Are you from the town?
You don't recognize me. I don't know any gooses gooses.

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Even my voice is different. And this is just someone from
the Hobeck humanitarians. His name is Chartreuse.
That's going to be his name. I totally remember to name him.
His name is Chartreuse is Chartreuse.
I'm the wizard from the Guild. So chartreuse what?
How did you become duckified? What happened?

(12:47):
I don't even know I was going tofind why people were just
turning into gooses. And I I I stumbled into The Cave
and all these glowing eyes stared at me and I got really
scared. And all of a sudden when I was
running back, I realized I was agoose.
Oh wait, do you know where this cave is?

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If you could lead us there by chance.
Yes, yes, of course we need to. We need to figure this out
quick. The whole town is turning into
gooses. Cut back real quick to right now
as you see a a family of geese walk by when they look really
mad. Grumpy geese, I guess Somebody
took their bread crumbs 7. How cute.

(13:29):
Very, very small. It's a whole family.
Cut back. Yeah.
So we need to get going. OK, let me grab my things.
Hang on, look back in the mirrorand I'm like, you can do this.
You can do this. And then I walk out the door
with OK, this is going to take awhile.
And I scoop them up and start running.

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Thanks. And as we cut back to Ragno
showing 7 around town. You see, this was my this was my
first favorite cafe. But since then, they just
haven't been able to keep up with the coffee and the
croissants and the sweet rolls. I even forgot their name.
I forget the name of this that. Do you happen to remember the
name of this cafe? Because I don't.

(14:11):
I do. I couldn't remember it all.
I can't remember who runs this cafe.
It's a terrible cafe. Quick question, do I move my
character myself? Yeah, you can.
Click it around yourself. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
That's. Like that's.
All that's all your job. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. And if you go down this road
you'll be taken to the Melrose farm.
Lovely, lovely family. And then over here we have a
couple more shops, general goods, supplies, blacksmiths,

(14:33):
armours. I see you're new in town.
Yes. Very new.
Bit of a Vagabond I see. As you start to get to know your
new compatriot, you do see ECOM kind of jogging through the
streets heading north. Regna, regna.
And you see another goose with my faithful compatriot ecom.

(14:54):
What? Don't.
Hey, what are you doing? OK, another goose.
I'm looking right at Regna as I'm telling the story and like,
all right, OK, Chartreuse, tell him what you told me.
Yeah. So hey, Chartreuse, by the way,
I know I don't look like my normal self.
You see, still got has like a wizard robe on.

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And yes, you can add that. That is the goose, Tony.
I was going to add that, but thank you.
I appreciate that. I forgot you can see these menus
because I have my screen share. It's like.
Hilarious. I'm like, what's happening up
here? Yeah, so something's turning the

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people. Goose.
Oh, so true. I didn't recognize you for a
second. You look quite different.
Oh, hey, 7 And this was the person that, like, initiated
you. 7 You do recognize the robes, but they're now in goose
form. Hey, I hope your first day's not
going too crazy. Well.
Why are you with Regna? As the goose says, 7 I'm all of

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a sudden I'd turn and I'm like, are your hands getting warm?
I mean, the things are, things are weird.
I don't know why we're here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna just step
over there real quick and I and I take a step back and go.
Ecom I thought you had your datetoday.
No, no date. There's nothing.

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I got nothing like that. I thought you were dressed up
for the occasion. What?
I feel my teeth all of a sudden.Hang on.
Man, I can lead you to The Cave.Okay, so if we head north and
then go northeast out of town into the woods, we'll probably
find it. And as you do that, you see all

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of a sudden you see another goose come back.
And this one has a very, very nice attire and nice armor on.
Gosh, Dag Navidad got my day off.
And you see a goose that looks like your boss walk by, Captain.

(17:03):
Hey, guys. Hey.
Yep. I see you've heard the news.
We're gooseified, guys. But flapping around town?
I'm not going back that way. Freaking no.
The monsters making me goose. He just walks away.
Wait, what was we? We never got to hear what was in
the box. Nothing.
I see. Another storyline 7.

(17:25):
No need for today. OK, So what?
What 7 Why are you with Regna? I was just left with him.
I don't know what's going on here.
What? There's the gooses, and you
were. Supposed to be with Fudge.
Yeah. Whatever.
OK, Well, just come with us. Don't worry.
These guys are super strong. You're going to be a OK.
OK, cool. Why are you a?

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Goose again. Well, we're going to go figure
that out right now. Waddle, waddle, waddle.
Let's go. And he's like a little, a little
slower than normal. I'm so glad I brought my Gleave
today. My off day Gleave.
Would you like me to pick you upso you're not waddling
everywhere so we at least have somewhere to look?

(18:10):
His goose paws, like are kind oflike draping over your shoulder
as you put them on your shoulders.
Oh, this is, well, I've never been this high up before.
Thanks, Evan. Just just watch your head.
OK, boy, it's a sign. What am I good for me to think
about before? That's not your fault, that's
mine. Incom new recruit by the way,

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her name is 7. Hi.
From 7 feet from the sun, because that's how tall she is.
Very funny. This is the worst and.
It has you make your way throughthe woods, Amanda through.
You get a little lost at first as the goose is retracing his
steps. Chartreuse, chartreuse the
goose. I didn't even realize I made a

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rhyme. Church roost.
The goose finds his way through the woods.
And eventually you make your wayto a cave that's leading into
the mountain. And you wander into a cave.
And as the dirt path enters The Cave, it slowly turns into this
nice almost mix of Moss and grass and flowers.

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Beds of flowers all around. And you see columns all around
this place. In the distance you see a
shadow. Oh, a shadow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I do anything I can to.
Wait, wait. And as you go over there, you
startle this shadow and all of asudden something turns around

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and screams and everybody is going to need to make me a
Constitution saving throw, please.
Is that a female scream? It was actually, yes.
I'll do it a disadvantage. Sure, you can do yours.
A disadvantage it's. Seven, you get +3 to your Con
saving girl because you're standing next to me.

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You see, the goose dives to the side.
So you got a nine? Yes, but you get plus three
because you're standing next to me, correct?
So let's say 12. And E com as you stare at the
screaming beast creature monster, all of a sudden you
feel yourself shrinking, gettingsmaller 7 the same for you.

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Smaller and smaller and smaller right now.
You look around and you're like what's going on here?
And then when the person steps into the light, you see Magusa.
You. See a beautiful woman with snake
like feathery necks and goose heads at the end of them in a

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robe staring your way. Ecom and seven you are now goose
form versions of yourself. What happens the way this works
is on a failure, the target has been goosified.
They have the goosified condition.
You are turned into a goose and considered a small creature.

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You maintain all your player attributes, all your weapons,
all that kind of stuff. But all weapon attacks of any
kind are halved and damaged, andyou're considered vulnerable to
fire. Wait, all damage is halved like
melee damage? Weapon damages if you are a
spellcaster. That is not halved if you cast
spells, but if you cast if you hit things with like a bow even

(21:26):
or you. Just say spear, it's fine, my
goose form can take it. Right now you are not goosified.
You are very lucky. What is happening?
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I, I have been cursed and
therefore I've cursed you by looking at you.
Oh no. As she falls through her knees,
sobbing. They call me Magusa.

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I have a terrible, terrible curse.
Your curse is that you turn other people into geese.
Yes. So how long have you been
cursed? About a month.
And you know this happens when people enter your domain, yes?
And you did not put up a sign warning you may turn into a
goose about entering. Well, no, I can't leave this

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place. You see how this is a violation
and that this is creating a problem.
Well, I understand. I I, I told I told one of these
goose to go find you, but it appears I never made it.
Oh, Oh, that must have been the goose.
I saw it did in the forest. Oh no.
So you did try to make an effortto come let us know that you

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have been cursed, have been turned to.
A goose to be able to leave and she points behind you and you
see this golden magical wall. Do I need to be a goose?
To leave right now, you try and go through it and you go through
it fine it. Appears that your witchcraft has
no effect on me. And then you see as Magusa walks
over to you, don't look at me, avert your eyes.

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And she presses against it, and it's like a wall for her.
I was but a simple craftswoman in the town and now I am Goose.
Look at goose 7 and Goose Calm and Shark goose.
Shark goose OK well it seems that we have a predicament here.
E Calm, Goose calm Are you stillin touch with your mistake or

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questionable ways? I still hunger for souls, if
that's what you mean. Don't know if that's you or the
goose speaking, but I understandwhere you're coming from.
Goose 7. How do you feel other than
short? I never seen the grass this
closed before. It's the first time I have been
wondering how this curse happened to Magusa.

(23:40):
I bet the air quality is a lot fresher down here, you know from
your high elevation. Yeah, I'm definitely breathing.
Like way better. Is a high horse just a horse to
you? We're getting derailed, Yeah.
Is Magusa What in here had cursed you becoming a?
There's a dragon in The Cave. Dragon.
A dragon? Yes.

(24:02):
That's supposed to be an insult.No, no, Yes, there's a dragon in
The Cave. Not a dragon born a dragon
dragon beep in The Cave, but I couldn't figure out how to how
to get into that section of The Cave and I'm too weak to do
anything about the cobalts around here.
We. Have a cobalt problem?
Well, that sounds like a job forof humanitarian indeed.

(24:23):
So fellas, why don't we say we go investigate this so-called
dragon? That's a problem, and we'll show
7 on her first quest. Yeah, Ecom's still very
embarrassed of Magusa at this point, and it's just like
tiptoeing around her and it's just trying to move on out of

(24:46):
this conversation. Look, I'm going to stay in here.
I'm not going to be much good like this.
Chartreuse, please keep Magusa before you've turned into a a
hideous creature that you are. What was your name?
Oh yes, my name was. My name was Melanie.
Melanie. Well Melanie, please keep

(25:08):
Chartreuse some company while wego handle this dragon that you
have a problem of and then I'll make sure that this dragon is C2
and perhaps he just needs to be talked to.
Yes, I I appreciate that very much.
I walk past her but I just like have a fixed gaze upon her as I
walk past. Make another constitution

(25:29):
savings her as you have a fixed gaze on me.
Oh no. Oh no, biscuits A9.
You turn into a goose. Just kidding, you're the one
that got cursed. Oh, no.
I was like, I want to. I have.
I had it with this weird feeling.

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Tony always does this where he forgets the mechanic going on
and they'll say like, I do the thing that I was not supposed to
do. She starts crying.
She's like, I'm so sorry. As I shake my head and start to
walk away I'm like every time a female looks at me I swear I
feel like I lose 5 lives and I just walk away.

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I make the wettest, slappiest foot.
Sounds like we advance. I have to apologize for Goose,
comes demeanor today. You see it's it's quite simple.
He's afraid of women. That is not the first time that
someone has been afraid of me. Well, I'm sure people are scared
of you because of your enormous heighted stature, but he's just
scared of all women. Please don't look at me, my soul

(26:36):
can't handle the embarrassment as I'm messing with my feathers
to try to get them perfectly. It's hot.
I don't know. What do you do with feathers?
What? Nervous feather picking.
Yes, yes, it's happening. As you make your way into this
cave, The Cave all of a sudden illuminates as you feel like the

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presence of daylight in this cave.
Look at the ceiling and you see all kinds of gems refracting
light around The Cave, and four actually 5 different paths you
could take all the diagonal sections going NE northwest, SE
southwest, the one heading directly north and you see that
there's a little island in the middle of a pond, and in the

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middle of this island there is some sort of platform with a gem
on it and a force field surrounding it.
Another force field 7. What is the first thing you
notice about this cave upon entering?
Let's see how good your observation skills are.
Seems that there's a force fieldand something in the middle of
it that it's protecting and there are 5 paths.

(27:43):
What outstanding 7. Now we can either choose one of
the five paths or go through theforce field some way.
Astute observation. Now which path do you suggest we
go down? I always go for middle anything
in the middle. Straight down the middle,
straight N into The Cave, 'causewe got N northwest.
In the North. Northeast.

(28:05):
I'm pointing with my wings. Southeast.
Southwest. North, please.
I go up to the force field. I gently tap it with my
feathers. Yeah, it bounces off.
It doesn't seem like it's harmful in any way, it's just
preventing you from going that direction.
You try casting like a can trip.It doesn't go through that kind
of thing. And since I'm goose question, do

(28:27):
I still have my weapons? Do you immediately drop?
No, you got all your weapons, you your, you feel that your
equipment and your clothing and bags and stuff is all kind of
morphed with your body do. They just become smaller.
Yeah, they're like smaller weapons.
So I have a little toothpick. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

(28:50):
That's awesome. And as you head to the north you
find a cave opening, another cave opening with a force field
around The Cave opening. Goose Com Goose come.
Ah, there. You are.
I just thought I lost. You sorry, What?
What do you want? What?
What did we do? I just wanted to make sure
nothing here to make sure we weren't weren't lost.

(29:12):
Well, well, Goose even. What, what, what?
What? What do you see here?
Another force field. It seems that there's something
important. Do I have any keen senses now
that I'm a goose? Like can I smell better or?
You can probably spin better. Swim better is, and there's
water around. Yeah.

(29:33):
Heck yeah. I feel like we need to.
So there's force field. It's plain as day, right?
There's this is obviously the wrong way to go.
Essentially, essentially you arein this little Biome within a
cave and there is water surrounding all the mossy land
masses and grass. And yeah, you can definitely,
you have a a normal swim speed now of 30 instead of 15.

(29:58):
Can we go back to Lagusa and like ask her questions?
Yeah, you sure certainly can. We do have four other choices.
We could go down one of the other paths and then all of a
sudden he comes like realizes that he's talking to Seven and
he's like, wait, but yeah, you could, you could just go that
way. That's fine.

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As Goosna and Goose Com are kindof looking down each path, Goose
7 we're going to drop you down into the entrance as you say
hello to Magusa again, who is talking to Chartreuse.
I have some questions. Yes, of course.
Yeah. What?
What do you want to ask me? Do you know anything about the

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force fields that are past this point?
Well, all I really know is that the dragon put them up.
Yes, the dragon is very well, well learned in magic spells and
things like that from what I know.
But the Cobalts, they seem to guard whatever we need to figure
that out. I'm I'm not exactly sure.

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I don't venture out there because I'm afraid they'll
they'll attack me. Yeah, that's a reasonable fear.
The Cobalts are to the northeastif you would like to find them.
She doesn't do anything else besides that.
Yeah, OK. But she does tell you that if
you're looking specifically for the Cobols, you're going to be
in the Northeast. OK, so I'm going to go back to
the party. Goose come.

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Clearly this is the way that we need to go.
Look how the landmass just stretches over Yonder, clearly
showing dominance over your path.
We waddle this way. Oh, Goose 7's back Goose 7,
What? Have you learned anything?
She has told me to go northeast for the Cobalts.
Ah, you see goose com superior path.

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Also I just poke goose COM once to get a reaction for fun.
Oh no. Am I dying?
I think I'm dying. I jump in the water and and and
wash myself off. What's a feared warrior now?

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I'm the wing menace. I get out of the water and just
got to lead the group. Intruders, intruders.
You see this cobalt warrior steps up, You see this opens up
and this is almost like, you could almost say it's an island,
but all these islands are attached to one another, this
big landmass. And you see that there are 7

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Cobalts, all guarding some sort of great, some sort of metal box
of some kind. Hey, step back or we'll fight
you. Oh, you don't scare us.
Now I demand that you answer some of our questions or else
there'll be a prize. I.

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Forgot goose of five. What a dummy.
You look so dumb. You see like one of the cobalt
steps forward and starts laughing at you, rolling left
and right, left and right, all over the ground.
Seven, you said you were good atkilling.
Yeah, and he's pissing me off. Well, this is that time where I
gave him a second chance and he didn't obey, so now we need to

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do the slave. Is the, is the honking
involuntary, by the way? I I don't feel any like honking
about to happen. Yeah, there's no OK.
All right as you roll into initiative.
Just act normal, Regna. Just act.
Act casual. The normal goose, you know, just
that. Casual.
Don't look suspicious. Oh.

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Finally a decent number. I got an 18. 15 So an
initiative's in the middle. That's a four.
Yeah. 4:00 Nice gusta, it is your action as these cobbles are
just laughing at you and you seethey pull up Spears as they're
guarding this box. I noticed that they're all
guarding a crate of some kind. Well, I just had this duty where

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we don't have and I going to make a movement, I'm going to
move a noise. So if I move 30 feet northeast,
will I be just in range? Who attacked Cobalt B with my
Halbert? You still have for each.
I'm not taking that stuff away. Yeah, when we go ahead and come
in and be like, we'll have that.You see, this goose looks

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ridiculous swinging this like giant halbert.
And I swinging my halbert with my first attack with a yeah 23
to hit. Yeah.
Yeah, that's going to be 6 points of slashing damage.
What dead? You stab him through the gut or

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something that. Was quite simple.
You're next. Did I run to the Cobalt warrior?
We're under attack. Oh, I can't move.
Can I throw my javelin at it? No, not when you've already used
your attack action with another.Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine. That's fine.
That's fine. I'm going to go ahead and end my
turn. Gotcha.
Yeah, Goose con gusta is an action and you feel a little

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lighter, but perhaps not as damage wheel dealing.
OK, before I start I I start to talk but accidentally honk.
Oh no, did I honk too loudly or was that too softly?
I I I'm I'm panicking. I'm going in and then I run to
the nearest enemy and as I'm going up to him I shout out.

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I've walked the path of the longdeath.
Now I waddle in it and I hit it with my spear for a 27 to hit
certainly and then another 27 tohit 9 damage and then 13 damage.
Oh, dead, dead, dead, dead. Yes.
And then I I take the the essence from him.
Yes, you see, you see, this essence goes into your beak

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mouth. Huh.
Get some temporary hit points. Yeah, OK, I moved.
I can't. Give most your movement.
Yeah, it's up to you if you wantto use any key points to dodge
or anything like that. I will, I'll move 10 more feet
towards another cobalt but stillout of range of everything I

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got. But I will use a key point to
dodge action. Yes, as you take a karate
looking stance as a goose, all right, it goes to the Cobalts
spread out. You see, the first Cobalt is
going to dash to get up to Goosna.

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Oh, reaction. Yep.
Yeah, I'm using a reaction to myhalber when it enters my attack
space. I get to attack you with attack
Opportunity Biscuits 10. Yeah, 10 is going to miss.
Unfortunately, one of the cobaltthat comes towards you, Ragna,
is a much beefier cobalt with a shield, and you also see Skrani

(36:50):
cobalt going towards 7. That looks a bit more like some
kind of cobalt wizard or perhapsan inventor, because that's what
it is. Oh, so you're not taking any
attacks from the first two Cobalts Gusta as they're just
trying to get within range, but these other two are definitely
going to try and attack econ here with advantage because

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they're packed tactics. That's going to be a 24 and an 8
as it rolled 2 fours. Oh.
Baby. Oh wait, I got to take the first
roll because you're dodging. So the first roll is still a 24
without the advantage, and the second one is just a four so

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only one of them hits you. You take 3 points of damage and
this Cobalt. I've never used an inventor
before. World of Three The cobalt
inventor throws a basket at you 7 This basket is full of
centipedes. Oh no.
A swarm of insects rush out at you.

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Wow, bug bomb. Can I eat them because I'm a
goose? Don't they like bugs?
Honestly. Honestly, maybe on your turn
that very well may be what happens as this worm attacks you
with a 19 and it's going to hit you as you take as you take 6
points of piercing damage and then this cobalt inventor Cobalt

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inventor is ending his turn after using one of his
inventions. 7 is your first battle with these guys.
You're you're known to battle here and there, but not as a
goose. What are you doing?
That's this guy throws a bunch of insects at you.
I'm going to eat the insects andgo nice lunch.

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Eat the insects, have nice lunchso you can roll on your sheet
with your weapon. You can just roll an attack
roll. 23. Yeah, it's definitely going to
hit 12 damage on these insects. As you see, this goose
essentially operates this magical long sword in one of her
wings here. Or are you holding it in your
beak? I want to be holding it with

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like my little feather. Yeah.
They're calling the little feathers 2 hands.
You're going. Yeah.
And this insect is getting whacked quite a lot.
And you see that you cut these insects in half, and you feel
like they're not going to be able to do quite as much damage
on you as they could have. Now if you like, on your turn

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you could also use a bonus action on maybe the Cobalt
adventure to do a hex. OK, then I'll just do the hex.
Yeah. So you hex this cobalt inventor.
Let's say you hex its dexterity,and you see that as you put this
hex circle under the cobalt inventor's feet, the cobalt

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inventor's like, what's going on?
What's what's going on? And all of a sudden it kind of
slips and falls and it's like getting wrapped in this magical
energy. No, stop it.
And that'll be the end of your turn as you hex this inventor
and get these insects ready to eat.
Can't. Wait.
Who's ready for insect sashimi? Gusta, what are you doing?

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Gusta is going to cause devastation on the scoreboats.
I'm going to go ahead and attackmy halberd.
I'm going to attack the Dragon Shield.
OK. The first attack is a 23 to hit,
definitely, yeah, dealing 9 points of slashing damage.

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Then I like to use my cleave ability on the regular Cobalt.
That is going to be an 18 a hit,and that's going to be a solid 9
points of slashing damage. That's without bonuses.
As you see, this guy goes down. And we'll pack that.
And then for my second attack, I'm going to return back to the
Dragon Shoe. And it was by Halbert for dirty

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little 20. Just a dirty 20 to hit and then.
You're doing your main 2 attackson the dragon shield and you're
offhand on that. Yes, yeah.
And that's going to be 11 pointsof slashing damage.
Half to five half. You're a goose.
Oh, like the way you said. Oh, right.
And then I'm going to use my bonus action to hit it with the
blunt side of my halberd. So that's going to be a 12 to.

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Hit. I think that misses.
That's going to miss. Yeah.
All right. So that last attack is is going
to miss and then I haul at him and and my turn you do a great
7. Thank you.
As ECOM is staring down to smaller Cobalts.
Ecom is prepared to go in with his spear again on the first
cobalt that he sees. What's the toothpick going to do

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to us? They do an 18 and A19-O a lot 14
damage. Does that kill him?
First one dead. And then the second one I do 11
damage to. Also dead.
And then I was I turned to the Cobolden inventor and Sprint at

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him. Stay away, don't attack me.
I was quite skilled before as a goose but now I'm aerodynamic as
I'm flying towards him and starting to land some punches on
him as I do my furia blows 26 tohit.
No, please stop. We did 12 damage on that first

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one. Oh.
Owie doesn't kill him, no. How about a 19 to hit and 11
damage? Oh, looking messed up.
Really. It didn't kill him still.
Wow, still not dead as this inventor is immediately going to
throw one of its inventions at you.
See what it's got an 8. Oh, no.

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Oh. No.
As it throws a wasp nest at you and a wasp swarm comes out.
Oh. My God.
Oh no, that's that's its turn as.
It throws the Wasps at you and they start buzzing around and
this Cobalt Dragon Shield is going to start attacking Goosena

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Give. Me your best shot.
And I think it's just going to use this multi attack on you.
Yep. So you see that it is swinging,
it's it's throwing its spear at you.
The 12 and a 15 I think both missing.
Both miss Flap flap flap flap flap flap flap.
As you see these Cobalts doing work in the background, Goose 7

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you see a tasty treat in front of you.
What are you going to do to thistasty treat?
I am going to eat all of it because I'm a goose.
I don't give a fuck. You want a goose?
As you see that these insects are now ready to be eaten, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, there you go. And if you like you, after you

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finish your meal, you can move Goose 7 forward a little bit to
get a little closer. Don't worry Goose, come, I got
your back bro. And then roll me AD 4 real
quick. 1. 1 You get 1 temporary hit point from eating the
insects healing top right next to your health.

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You can put in the temp one and then it's going to go back to
the top of the round right now. And I continue my onslaught
against the dragon shield. That's going to be another
attack with a tend to miss. The second attack is going to be
a 24 to hit. Yeah, you hit it on the left
side with the shield, but you immediately swing it around on
the right side. Oh, that's going to be 8 points

(44:35):
of slashing damage. It doesn't hurt as much as I
thought because you were Goose. Yeah, it will check this out and
I missed with an 11. He just jumps over it.
I guess I am a bit off. I normally AM.
As Econ is in quite the pickle on his turn.

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Seeing Goose seven start to go towards me, I'm like, is this an
attack? Is this teamwork?
I don't know how to, I don't know how to read this situation.
And he he gets real nervous and he hits the inventor as quickly
as it can to try to get out of this situation with a 14.

(45:18):
Yes. And a 18 to hit.
First one's immediately going tokill it, so put that next one.
On the wasp, OK, so the damage for the wasp is 11 damage.
Nice, takes 5 damage. Takes 5.
Yeah, you're in goose form, so you're doing half damage.

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OK, so now that my back's to seven, I'm forget about it while
caught up in the in the fight and I in my turn at that point.
The cobalt dragon shield is immediately going to take a
multi attack. Oh my friends.
No not my friends as it misses both times.
For the 12 or 13 as he is fearedthat's all it's going to do.

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As goose 7 you get to go. So goose 7 when your hex goes
down so that enemy died that hadyour hex, you can move that hex
with a bonus action onto something else within range if
you would like. I'm thinking like the Wasps are
going to be like an easy kill. So I'm like thinking the cobalt
dragon shield maybe? I don't know if that could work.
Yeah, so you can go right up to this dragon shield, and you

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immediately push that hex onto the dragon shield, and this one
is now hexed instead of the inventor as it was before.
And now if you hit this Dragon Shield Cobalt, you'll be doing
more damage. And I can hit him right now.
Yeah, you can hit him right now as an action.
Going to smack him. Smack him.
Smack him. Give it.
Give it a smack, smack. OK, I almost got a 119 for the.

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That's definitely going to you're smacking the hell out of
this dragon. Shoe.
I'm a strong goose. What can I say for real?
And then six for damage. And then on the bottom left roll
me AD 6 the normal dice. It's a 3.
Regna, you see that as this goose is attacking with this

(47:10):
almost spectral sword, necrotic energy kind of flows through it
as she hits, and then necrotic damage is not halved and she's
doing full necrotic damage to this dragon shield.
Dabbling in the magics of the 9 Helms 7-8 often.
I expect a little bit more from you.
Well, I did tell you when I first met you that I want to

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kill people, So what did you expect there?
It was too long observation. Yeah.
As it of course is your turn right now.
And I proceed to attack with holiness instead of necrotic
evil magic with a 24 to hit since it will be 5 points of
slashing damage. And then my second attack is a

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dirty 20 with 10 points of slashing damage.
And. Then my. 3rd.
That third attack is only going to be a 10.
That blood, that bonus offhand attack, more of the blood side
of it. You see how I attacked swiftly
and with my on my own according not using the magic from
Osmodius himself. Are you upset?

(48:15):
You seem upset. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Not yet my turn. The swarm is buzzing around you,
goose calm. Trying to keep his mind off the
situation starts talking to the the swarm that it's like how
dare you challenge me in my trueform and he goes and lashes out
as his with his spear. It's a 26 to hit and then a 24

(48:40):
to hit. Oh baby. 14 damage and 11 damage
as he swipes through all the theWasps.
Yeah, this is dwindling. You're dwindling.
The swarm. That would that would be my
turn. You see that this dragon Shields
like I don't want the heat, I don't want it and it's going to
try running away. 7 You can makea free attack on this if you

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would like as a reaction. Do I just go on my attack?
Yeah, just a normal hit. OK, 25.
Yeah, that's gonna hit. Roll that damage.
Seven. Get it?
Roll me that D6 as well as it's trying to get away. 2.
Two damage. As you see, this cobalt does not
want the heat and leaves. Can I also make an attack of

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opportunity as it leaves my attack range?
Oh yeah, of course. Oh yeah, net 20 net. 20 yes,
yeah, I'm actually get the full.Oh, so that's going to be 10?
Points We'll take the first one,6 + 10.
Oh, that already crit's. It landed on a 10.
As this thing is looking super bloody as it is trying to leave,

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I'll leave it where it is for now as it goes to 7's turn.
As you see this creature trying to run away, you think maybe it
might be time to cast a cantrip,perhaps an Eldridge blast or
fire bolts. Kind of want to be extra but I
don't know which one is more extra.
Probably Eldridge Blast. Yeah.

(50:09):
That's what. That's what warlocks.
Be doing his. Name.
Maybe we'll do that Eldridge Blast 20.
Goodness, you're how do you killthis dragon shield as it's
trying to run away? Fucking murder that bitch.
All through the chest trouble dragon show goes no, I wanted to

(50:34):
be a basket Weaver and then falls into the water to never be
seen again. And then I yell, next time don't
be a pussy and run away you. Bitch.
What a turn. Nice.

(50:57):
I'm amazed that you finished it off as it was leaving Goos
Goosna and yeah, easy work. Light work Goosna and goose com
You have a swarm of insects leftas you pummel it away.
Just roll me a bunch of attack rolls on it.
Just a bunch of dice. You got it.
You. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and that'll just determinewho kills it. 1822.

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Ecom's going to be the one that does the final blow, but you
both do a good share of damage here as Regna comes over and
does the final stab on an insect.
Goose come doesn't like insect'ssouls so he just lets Regna
finish it off. Good.
And I just, I don't know, stab. I eat one.

(51:41):
It's not so bad. Yeah, you guys spend about 5
minutes all of a sudden having this craving for insects eating
these bugs. I'm just going on Tam Tam.
And when you look over, there isa metal box now.
Honest. Lonesome.
You come, ghosts. Yes, let's investigate this box

(52:02):
that we're trying to protect. When you look inside, there is a
golden looking dragon egg. Are we able to pick this up in
some way or like? Yeah, you can put it in your in
your pack or your bag of holdingif you like.
OK, one golden dragon egg added to my backpack.
Got it. What island are you venturing to
next? We see that there are two paths

(52:22):
leading to the South and back where you came from to the West.
I believe it's probably the in our best interest.
Travel in a circular motion and take one path at a time.
What do you take 7? I agree.
Well then, let's waste no time. Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap,
slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap.
As as 7 was standing next to me.All right, buddy, let's move.

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Wait, why my locks in place? No, not now.
So you're going to the West and then to the northwest from
there? I thought we were going South,
right? I'm just following we're.
Going Yeah, said. South Southeast.

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As you find a pedestal similar to the one in the middle, an
orange gem on top. Huzzah do.
We investigate gem. Yeah, everybody can give me an
Arcana check or an investigationif you want to investigate
around. Did me dirty.
Already rolled the car 14. So 7 as you waddle in, you see a

(53:26):
cave entrance to the South. When you kind of waddle in and
you notice that there are pedestals in here that something
could fit atop E com, you don't notice much.
But regna you realize that this platform must have something to
do with contraptions on the island.
Of course, of course, this isn'tmy first Dragon's lair.
I've been in today. Matter of fact, I was home.

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So technically, that was also a Dragon's lair.
And I will place the I will request.
Oh wait, so the thing in the middle, you said it.
This thing is a pedestal with something in it already.
Yeah, it's got an orange gem. An orange gem.
OK, OK. OK, OK, OK.
I look at Goose com and I put myhand out and I'm like dragon egg

(54:09):
please. Oh no, can't do it.
I hand. I hand right now my my bag of
holding. She's right there.
You got this. This is the most embarrassing
man I've ever seen. Oh my God.

(54:33):
You see this goose go red as yousay that.
I don't know, I think I honked. Weird, do you?
Think she heard it. I always think I'm just like
every time he talks. Greg, now what are you doing
with the egg that he come handedto you?
I go ahead and I hand it over toGoose 7.

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Here you go. I place the golden egg in the
pedestal. Yes, you place a golden egg in
the pedestal and it shines a little bit and glows and you see
these lines and runes on the pedestal glow from the top down
to the bottom and ecom as you are embarrassed and walked away.
You're near the main gem in the front.

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You see it blinks once and then stopped.
Things are happening. You guys did something?
I see that there. I know that there are 4
pedestals, right? Yeah, you know that there are
more in there. Okay, before.
They came in. You did this like waddle around.
Just back. Left and right full circle.

(55:36):
Interesting. Interesting.
Yeah. Of course, of course.
I see there are 4 pedestals. Do we need 4 eggs perhaps?
It's quite possible that we need4 eggs, there's 4 pedestals, and
four other ways we can travel. Well, there's only one thing
left to do, and we must keep exploring.

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And perhaps we can figure this out.
What path would you like to takenext as you make your way back
to the center island? I think we said we were going to
keep going around, right? So this bottom one.
You go southwest and on this bigger island you see several
hay bales. At the other end of this island

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you see some tiny little fake creature holding a golden egg.
What a railroad initiative. God, 1510.
I got an 8. You see that goose Com is the
first person to act. Runs straight towards the weird
thing with the egg. Yes, with a dash action you

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should be able to get all the way there.
I get right up into his face. You see this tiny little blue,
almost gnomish creature that looks like it probably came from
the Fay Wild. It's got silvery hair and like a
green leafy outfit. I try to talk to him, say hey, I
see you have an egg. I kind of need it.

(57:03):
Nah, it's mine Nah. And if you'd like, you could use
your bonus action to intimidate or persuade it.
It'll be disadvantage, but you can certainly try.
It would be a bonus action, right?
Yeah, you can use a bonus actionto do a check.
I'm going to intimidate. OK, So disadvantage, OK, we're
already at 9. It's not off to a great start,

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OK. And then I got a net 20.
Aw you fail as it goes to this quicklings turn.
He goes well see ya and runs away.
Dashes. You get an opportunity attack.
Yeah, you get back here 15. That's you barely miss it.

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No. As this thing runs away.
Goose, come, How did you? You're the fast one.
I tried, I tried, I don't know where he went, which way did he
go? And I'm pointing with my spear,
like looking all over which way,and then I have my feathers and
I kind of point both directions trying to figure out which way
we actually went. As you see, it goes into some
sort of cave that winds around do.

(58:06):
You go in this hay bell and I start looking in the hay bell
that I'm right next to all. Right, give me an investigation
check. An 8 wasted my Nat 20.
For a second you thought there might have been something
glowing, but then it escapes youand as you're digging through
you can't quite find it, but youcall over the group and let them
know that. As my feathery butt is sticking
up in the air, I start quacking that there might be something in

(58:29):
here. Are we still an initiative?
You can keep going in your initiative if you'd like to try
and find this thing. Yeah, I guess I'll meander over
or use the dash action to get over there and try to look.
I'll use my bonus action to look.
Yep. Use your investigation, yeah. 1.
Seven What are you doing as you go over to the hay Bale in

(58:50):
combat? I'm gonna probably I can dash
to, right? Obviously, yes, I'll dash over
probably to them as well and figure it out, yeah.
Give me an investigation check. 11.
All I needed was a 10. Someone did it as you see their
goose heads as they're swimming around the hay and you see their

(59:11):
goose heads popping in and out, basically like Easter Sunday.
You just see this golden egg slowly shift up and it's in the
hay and they're like swimming all around it, not paying
attention to it. As I'm talking to Goose, Nah,
I'm like I can't tell if she's always glaring at me or if
that's just how gooses look. I don't know.
And then as a look harder. You know gooses all around town.

(59:33):
However, you not know what a goose looks like.
Don't look at them. A deadpan to the imaginary
camera, no. Seven What do you say to these
guys, these fools, as you pick up this egg?
I have the egg. Good job 7.
See, she's going to be a reformer in no time.
Mm, hmm. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. ECOM slowly waddles away.

(59:56):
I Clare at ecom as he walks away.
It's not the goose features. Oh no, Is it hot in here?
Feels hot all of a sudden. You.
Want to do anything else on thisisland or would you like to
continue N to the northern path?Continue north as it looks like

(01:00:17):
we found the egg so we need to look for two more it seems.
And he has one. Yes, there's a quickling
somewhere that has one. Should we look through all the
hay bills just to make sure or is that going to take too long
it. May take too long, We'll come
back if we need to. Yes, you travel through the
winding cave and you make it to another smaller island that is

(01:00:40):
almost completely circled in rock and there's no little guy,
but you see a bigger guy. You see a goblin goo Boo going
Dang Nam Nam Dang Dang stupid thing.
He kicks the stone and goes ow ow ow and sits down on his butt,
holding his toe as you see a well that he kicked in the

(01:01:01):
middle of this island. Are you looking for a little
failure with a dragon egg as well?
Ah. What?
No, he just ran past, right? Right.
I didn't care bud about no Dang.Which way?
Which way did he go? Oh, he went.
He went back to that main islandin the center.
My goodness. Well, what are you looking for
here? I know there's something shiny

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down there. Oh really?
And I look over carelessly. I can't.
I can't get it. You look into the well in front
of you. Stone well looks pretty normal
until you get closer and you realize that there is a cylinder
of polished stone rising up fromthe center.
The top of the cylinder is rounded and ends about 10 feet

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below. The top of the well was too
narrow for any normal sized creatures to fit down.
There are 4 pump levers and fourbuckets full of gravel.
You see that goo Boo here? He's like, hey, I'm goo Boo.
I was just trying to get this shiny thing.
I was pulling all these levers and just trying to get that

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bucket to come up, but I can't quite get it to come up.
So you know, best of luck to y'all.
And he walks away. Interesting.
What's the What's the puzzle before me?
So you see that there is a bucket at the bottom holding
something shiny, and there are 4levers.
There's lever one, lever 2, lever 3, and lever four.
Well, is about 40 feet deep. And so we have to hit the right

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combination of levers to make this bucket rise.
That's what it seems like. OK, I hit the right combination.
Nope. Dang.
Only were that easy. If only.
All right, just for the the sakeof it, I pulled the right most

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#4 #4. Yes, lever 4.
You see that water begins to fill and the bucket goes up
about 18 feet. How many feet down is it like
40-40? OK, Gusta, pick one.
You know what? Hand in hand, I do the lever
right next to him. Yep.

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You see that you pull that leverand it goes up about 12 more
feet, is now 30 feet below you. 7 Come join us.
I'm coming. I'm going to pull the pink
lever. Lever 1.
You pull lever one and you see as it goes up about 3 more feet
you hear something click in the well and it begins to drain back

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down. No.
Hit it again. Hit it again.
Hit it again. Hit it again.
Everybody give me investigation or perception checks.
They're both terrible. Perception 24.
Oh. 7 is that an 11 or is that O4A4 E com You look around and

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you notice two things. You notice there's a lot of
loose gravel around here and andin a loose piece of stone you
see a little envelope. I go and pick up the envelope.
Yes. You pick it up and you open it
up and there's a letter written in common.
I found a letter. I read it.
Hello Traveller, if you found this, this means you've solved
my puzzle. That or some poor bastard has

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poured gravel into the bucket and my treasure is now lost
forever. Hopefully it was the first one.
Anyways, I masoned A siphoned into the stone pillar down there
so that the water could drain every time it reached the top of
it. The water gets recycled into 4

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reservoirs at various sizes thatyou can pump right back into the
well. Pretty neat huh?
So I share it with the the group.
Yeah, you see that these other geese are like pulling levers
left and right and it keeps going down.
If we found this, it means we solved this puzzle.
You just got lucky and found it before solving the puzzle.
No, If we pour gravel down there, he says, the treasure

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would be lost forever. So we don't want to do that.
You think that someone could pour too much gravel by reading
this if they aren't careful, butthat that gravel is a key in
some way. ECOM wants to pull 43 lever 2
and then one. And you get the same result.
It falls, that falls back. Down goes back.
It goes up maybe around 30 feet and once it gets around 30 feet

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or above, it goes back down. 30 feet from from the top from the.
Bottom. So if we pull the first two
levers, how much does it rise? About 8 feet.
Say we happen to mistakenly pushsomeone down there, would they
be able to get back out? You realize that there is some
sort of magical barrier preventing anything from going
any like person from going down.I would like to hit lever 4

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please. You hit lever 4 and it goes 18
feet up. Now I would like to hit lever 2.
And it goes up to 23 feet. And how far am I away from it?
You are do the opposite math andyou were that far away from it.
What's what's the Max? Sorry, what?
What's the start? You are 40 feet away from it. 40
feet. Got it.
So. Then I do lever 3.

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Make it strained again. Any combination of these levers,
you see it's getting drained. Yeah.
So we definitely do 2 and then fill it with gravel it seems
like. So I think we do 3 and then
four, and then find other rocks and try to try to get it to go
the rest of the way because thatwould be 20, that'd be 30 feet.
So we just need 10 more feet, right?

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Yes. I think it's, I mean, here we'll
try it. So we do the first and the
second one. How about that?
Yeah, the first and the second goes up. 8 feet and then we do a
third one. And it goes up 20 feet.
Hang on a second can't be this easy.
So we'll pull it, reset it, we'll go 3:00 and 4:00 so that
it gets to 30 feet, and then we'll throw gravel and be

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careful not to hit it inside themiddle.
Because you decided to get it up20 feet, this check is going to
be made with advantage as whoever would like to can do a
sleight of hand check to throw gravel in.
You got this seven careful 7. Careful, careful 7:00.
You got this seven Careful, careful 7.
It's gravel, calm down. No, you got this.

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It's 10. It's not very good.
Fuck does it count as a help action?
Because I'm going careful and I'm trying to help her You.
May think that'd be the oppositeof a help action.
Second of all, the DC is very easy.
It's ADC 8 and you see that as she starts putting rocks around
the edges, the water slowly starts rising and it keeps

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rising the more rock she puts and because of whatever the
mechanism is, it keep it goes past.
It's a siphon. And you do that and you keep
adding rocks until all of a sudden the water goes 40 feet up
and up through the force field and you see a nice golden dragon
egg. Grab it and ebb it and ebb it.
As you now have three dragon eggs.

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And I raised it above my head. Good job 7.
Three eggs total, 2 on us currently.
Oh, yes, because it's in the pedestal, that's what you're
saying. Yeah, Yeah, Tada.
We go to the middle. And before you go to the middle,
Oh my goodness, before you got to the middle, you silly geese,
you see that this quickling has its feet dipping in the water

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and we are going to use the sameinitiative as before.
So we're at the top of the round.
Goose com. What do you do, Goose?
Com Ghost. I think I can make yeah.
Oh, I can't make it there. The dash action you certainly
can. Dash action Yes, I'm gonna get
you out. Oh.
No, now this again. I tried to intimidate him.
This time I'm gonna try to persuade him.

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Are you giving him anything, perhaps from the inventory, to
persuade him like a trade? Oh, yes, Oh, yes.
OK, look, I have the perfect. You might like bread crumbs.
I Bread crumbs are my only weakness.
No, I think you guys like bread.Crumbs from a past adventure.
I got a smooth stone. Oh I can has this.

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You can have this. But I got to give up egg.
You do have to give up egg. I don't like that, can't give me
a persuasion check. How about?
It's advantage because you used a very nice item.
OK, look here, you can come see egg anytime you want.
How about that? We will hang on.

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Don't run away. I, I kind of try to convince
them that the eggs are just going to be just going to be in
a cave real close by and we're going to leave them there and
you can have the egg forever. What do you what do you say this
stone does as you hand it to him?
I say that it is. It will make him much smarter
and people around him will respect him.

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Oh, make me smarter, huh? Pretty smart already.
I I could be much more, not less, more smart.
So absolutely. And he takes gives you the egg
with a Nat one and starts tryingaway with this stone.
It's like, all right, I can't wait to show everybody how
smarter calls I am and Miss Pierce.

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See and I hold up the egg as everyone else is still at the
starting line waiting to go on their initiative, I.
Really feel like you you went on2 and not 3 but that's OK you
did a good. Job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Good job. Yeah.
You, you go 1-2 and then you go head start.
That's how it works, no? There's no time we got We just

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stop making our way back to the pedestals in the southeast cave.
Yeah, sure. Seven had found I flutter at
some point like I shake. So we each have an egg.
Yeah. My God, this is like we're about
to be like the Power Rangers of Morphin Time.
Let's do this. It's more time.

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Yeah, I guess we place the eggs on the pedestal.
As the three of you place the eggs on the pedestals all at the
same time, you hear these very melodic tones Ding Ding Ding,
Ding as these eggs emit this magic as they are placed upon
the pedestals. And you hear this ZAP kind of
noise from outside. And as you all quickly waddle to

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the outside, you see that this gem cast a fire bolt spell of
some kind on the on the shield in the central island.
And it immediately gets evaporated in this fiery energy.
And now the bluestone pedestal is available for you to reach in

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the Middle Island. All right, 1-2 and then I run.
I already I already ran. I ran that one.
Now watch, watch with the hurry as Gubu is picking his teeth,
the goblin is now just in the center area and you get the
shiny or Nah. Oh yeah.
Very sure. Can I see it?
Yeah, you're about to see right now.
I point to the pedestal in the middle.

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Did you use it already? And he goes to look at the
pedestals and when you go to thecenter island, you can swim very
effectively because you're a geese.
This is the first time you triedto swim.
Yo, it feels really good on the flippers.
Yeah, very refreshing. As I swim, I do a quick little
circle and then I come to the little.
Island. Yeah, because you're really

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feeling yourself in goose form. You see this blue gem and you
see that there is a crack in thegem, almost like someone had
tried to attack it with a sword.Is it like a button?
I'd like to press it. Put your hand on it when you
hear metal, kind of like gem noise.
That's it. Nothing happens.
I roll up my duck sleeves, I branch out my feathers, and I

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take my spear and I give it a whole haya.
Haya as it bursts into a bunch of billions of pieces.
Everybody make me a Dexterity saving throw, please.
Plus 3/18. 19. 16. Oh, you all pass.
So you all get blown back as electricity shoots out, but

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nobody gets any damage. You just get blown back and then
you see that the horse field slowly fades.
Did I just fly? I think I, I think it was
flying. Hopefully my feathers are still
intact. Wait, can we fly this whole
time? Did you not know that gooses
could fly? Of course I knew that Chevron.

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I'm not. I try to fly you.
Fly. Oh, in Bahamut's name.
And I just like flap in place. You see that your flying speed
is 15 though as you do have equipment and all the stuff on
you. I know our objective is north,
but I feel compelled to fly southward.

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Should we be worried about him actually turning into a goose
after this? I look at it Goosecom.
Goosecom just shakes his head. Yep.
All right, so we head north to The Cave that we first saw.
We. Head north and walk into The
Cave as this fae like grass turns into dirt turns into stone

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turns into hay. You see hay scattered all around
this cave and you see broken down buildings of it once was
some sort of civilization and atthe very end of The Cave is a
dragon that lifts its head at you.
In fact, it is a goose dragon. You see a dragon with feathers

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all around, a goose head and beak and four pads, hatted paws,
webbed paws at its feet. It gets up.
I see you've come to stop the curse.
But that Lady out there is my prize.
You cannot have her leave. We, we, we can't actually honk.

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There's a force field, so. Yes, I put it there to stop her,
but not you. You could have walked out.
Leave. It won't.
It won't let us. We, we try.
Believe me. We don't want to be here any
more than you or maybe actually you look kind of comfy, but we
don't want to be here. You see that there's a nest at
the northern end here and it flies off and boom, it's 10 feet

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down off of its nest. All right, enough games and I
flutter like 50 feet forward andthey go.
Now you listen to me and you listen well.
Mighty goose dragon. You are too close to Holbeck,
our faithful, beautiful town. You are turning people into
geese. You are keeping somebody here

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against their will. And quite frankly, you don't
have the permits to set up invisible force fields, nor set
up in Dragons there within the town perimeter.
Now I demand you get off your high horse, your bell of hay,
turn yourself in, and let's sortthis matter out like proper
geese that we are. Never.

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Magusa is to be my wife as you enter combat.
This shall be your answer and I understood.
Let's get into it 14. 11. 13 forthe goose dragon and seven.
Let us know what you get when itstops rolling on your screen

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for. Many years, it's just so slow.
Like, wow, OK, it's time to waitin the waiting room.
Jesus, you tilt your head, looking at a goose dragon.
For the first time in your life,you see pregnant charging
forward. As I charge forward, I'm going
to use my movement to go. There's all these barriers here,

(01:16:45):
huh? You know, I'm making it, okay?
I'm going to move 30 feet northwest and I'm going to take
out my Longbow. Oh wow, plus one Longbow.
That's right. And with my Gucci like feathers,
I'm going to shoot it with my Longbow with my +2 arrows.
So my attack rolls and damage rolls have effectively have +3.

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Look at that. Yeah, look at me.
You, me and that one. You do that thing where the the
string goes and the arrow just falls down.
And my second attack is 1/8. And then the second one goes 10
feet and the goose dragon just tilts its head at you.

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These feathers have really knocked off my death perception.
I I've suddenly gathered a lisp ecomm and I ecomm and I have my
turn and I yell for Ecom's assistance.
You see that this goose dragon is going to come up to you.
That was pitiful and it's going to start attacking you.

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I agree, I just like look at them.
You see that it's long neck, creaks back and then flies at
you to Peck at you with a 12 anda 17.
The 17 will be a glancing blow on you.
Yes, I flutter in defense. 12 So6 And as it hits you with the

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beak, you see it's almost hundreds of rows of jagged teeth
tromped down on you. You take that six points of
damage, and then it breathes at you.
But this breath is like nothing you've ever seen before, and
feathers fly out of its mouth asits feather breath hits you.
You're going to do a Dexterity saving throw?
Please. Yay yay 23.

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As you take half of 46 force damage, you wait because you
saved. You don't take the force damage,
you only take piercing damage. So it's a good thing he saved.
You were gonna hit me to potentially fatal damage on the
first turn. You're stealing his wife.
How? Dare you, Dan?

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It's going into recharge mode now.
You know how that goes as it goes to ECOM.
Still in goose form. And roll me a Constitution
saving throw please, Regna. A9.
Nothing else happens as you get hit with that breath.
Ecom. You see Regna's goose outline in
feathers on the floor. I'm going to run up and I'm

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going to start hitting them withmy spear.
Be like my true enemy. It is you and social
interactions and I start swinging.
I got a 26 and a 17. A 26 and 17 are both going to
hit one is glancing. So I did 10 damage and then the

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glancing is 11 damage. But it's already glancing
anyways, so you 10 total damage the goose dragon.
Leave me alone, she will be mine.
Seeing what he could do and being very worried for for
Regna's life, I'm going to try to stun him.
Yes, I don't. Know if it's going to work but.

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The Constitution saving through.Stunning Strike when it is a
constitution saving through of ADC 14.
Constitution 14. Wow, it rolled A2.
Bopamin is dumb little beak that's.
Amazing. And what does Stunning Strike do
now that it is stunned? He is stunned.
Until the end of my next turn. Correct.

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That's incredible. Ohhh yeah.
Right now get pull your stuff together.
You're making us look silly in front of our guest.
I stare at you. Come.
Yeah, I know. You're right.
OK. This creature looks stunned 7
You think this would be a good opportunity to rush forward?
I want. To do an ultras blast.

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You cast this hex and this dragon is now surrounded in your
necrotic energy. In a lot of disadvantage on
strength checks. Do you want to say or DEX checks
or COM checks? For Elder Schlass I got an 8.
That's well, you have advantage because it's incapacitated A
roll one more time. He's talking me a 126 we're.

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Gonna use this. That's in that 20.
That's in that 20. What does B mean?
So the B is Nat. 20, it's just the custom dice that it uses,
but being a Nat 20, you do what we call kind of double damage
basically, but it's called a Perkins crit yeah, so.
Roll your damage normally and then you add a full Max 10 from

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your die on top of that. Wow.
Perfect. Hey, nice. 21 points of damage
not halved by the way, because it's a spell. 21 points of
damage on Goose Dragon as it hasa tongue hanging out just
getting hit. What a turn 7, my goodness.

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I flip my hair back like this and you're damn right.
Greg, now you dust yourself off from that terrible attack.
You pull a feather out of your gooseneck.
So because it's stunned, it's just advantage to hit?

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Yes. Okay, I'm going to use a bonus
action to cast divide favorite. It's 1D4 to all attacks.
I'm then going to attack him with my Howard.
The advantage near 20. Oh my gosh, I just want.
To know what my other attack is another 20.
So it's instantly 10 slashing damage with an additional 7

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points of slashing damage plus an additional 2 points of
radiate. And I'm going to make it a
second level smite. And the smite I'm going to use
is searing smite, so it's actually just a normal blessed
attack because I accidentally unprepared my series.
My social. Media blessed.

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So that's three cuz I'm doing that second level.
That's three D6 radiant damage so that's an additional 8.
Does the smite also crit? Yes.
So roll again. 13 points of radiant damage.
Now for my second attack I'm going to roll a hit with A2 but
13. Misses.

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As I heavy breathe and I missed that second.
Technically he can't do it again.
Do it. Again.
Do it again and I had my turn. Goose Dragon goes tongue out,
slowly getting his composure back as you take your turn.
All right, I'm going to hit it with as much as I can so I get

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advantage too. Of course. 21 to hit on my first
attack, a 25 to hit on my secondattack. 7 damage, 7 damage.
I rolled the ones on those. That's a bummer.
Yeah, I kind of want to. Furia blows it.
Those are with advantage, so youcould, yeah.

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I think I'm gonna do that. Beat his ass he.
Got beat his ass. The first one was a 27 to hit
OK. Nice.
And the second one is a 26 to hit.
Jeez. Stunning strike going I gotta.
Roll another one for damage. So that's six damage rough and

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then eight damage. OK, so 7768 is all the damage
that I did do it. It goes back to 7 Seven's turn,
the drag goose dragon wakes up and it's like what happened?
Why am I messed up? Why am I like so bloody?
All right, seven now you also could use a bonus action to do

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your hex blades curse, and if you do that as a bonus action
you crit on nineteens and you doan extra 2 points of damage I
believe. We'll do that then.
Yeah, as a hex blade, you have aa very special curse.
What does your curse look like? As you send out with a wing, you
point to this dragon. It's just a bunch of like spirit

(01:25:12):
gooses, like going towards it because I have a goose, yeah.
All these shadow spirit gooses surround the Goose dragon.
Why? What is happening?
And then you can either get up close and attack with your
weapon or you can keep shooting elder glasses.

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It's your choice. I do an ultras.
Blast again. Sure, you do an Elder's blast.
We're just going to do Elder's Blast.
That's the gimmick now. It's a classic warlock gimmick.
I love it. When in doubt.
I'll just. I'll just blast it out.
Oh that is going to miss though.It's OK, it's OK, that's OK as

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you think, these two are going to take the brunt of the damage
for now. Right now, yes.
This goose tilts his head at you, red eyes ready to attack.
What do you do before it attacks?
Use my bonus action to use my divinity by vow of in DBT, but
it's actually you can choose onecreature you see within 10 feet.

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You get advantage on all tacklesfor one minute or until it
drops, and I will. That's nice.
Speed attacks. My first attack is going to be a
20. 6 to hit. There you go.
That's. Going to be 11 points of
slashing damage with an additional 4 ports of radiant.

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Doing another second level smite.
Because I'm beating his ass. That's what I'm doing.
I'm beating. I'm beating his whole ass in
additional. Grabbing goose tonight. 14
points of radiant damage doing asick back spin as I hit him with
my house. Hubbard again with a 23 to hit.
That's Yep. 11 points of slashing damage with an

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additional 2 points for divide Favor with another third level
smite because I hate him for almost killing me. 9 points of
radiation. You smite 2 times on the same
turn, Is it just every time you attacked?
Yeah, as an attack. Yeah, as a party of your attack.
Yeah. And that's the additional 9

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points of radiant damage that last. 9 points of radiant damage
and. Then I do what we do when I flip
him the bird. Let's see if it gets its charge
back, if it all like that, right?
Makes it interesting, right? Let's not get the charge back.
Nice. It is very mad at you right now.
Yeah, I'd be mad too. Is going to do a EEK attack, a

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PAW attack 1515 and a repulsion honk and everybody will need to
make me a strength saving throw please.
Dang it, what's? That 13. +3 Fail.
ECOM does not fail. I think I got a net 20.
Nice, yay. Nothing happens to you.

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But it's -1 so it's, I don't feel as much joy.
Regna you could hit 45 feet backhitting a wall and because you
traveled 12343 plus 6 is 9 + 6 +1.

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So you take 16 points of bludgeoning damage for every 10
feet of movement before hitting something.
Wait. What?
On failure, the target is pushedup to 45 feet straight away from
the goose dragon. If the creature hits a structure
of any kind, it takes 1D6 bludging damage for every 10
feet it travels, minimum 1D6. Of 16 total.

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ECOM and seven make me a constitution saving throw with
advantage ready to make me a regular constitution saving
throw as you took that honk. 18 fails. 11 fails. 22.
Hey. Seven, you snap out of this
goose form with this honk. As this honk washes Pat through
you with this goosey energy, youare actually turned back and now

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you see this towering tea fling ahead of you right now.
I look up for ages because I feel small.
I should, I should like acknowledge her like, but how?
Like a honk, a head nod, a salute?
Why is this so hard? I don't know.
Now if I point my sword high enough, maybe I'll be able to
reach. It Yeah, and the goose dragon is

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going to start flying I. Don't like that?
It's gonna fly up 80 feet in theair.
What? Hey, get back here.
We can only fly 10. 15 It is now80 feet in the air, and you get
an attack of opportunity. Here you come.
Trusty spear. Whip my spear around and give it
a dirty 20 tack. Okay, so then the damage was 14.

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Now it's ECOMS turn it's way up in the air.
If I fly, there's no way for me to hit it correct?
No. There's no way to reach it even
on a dash right now. Okay, I'm going to walk back to
Regna. I'm going to give use my action
to give Regna my greater potion of healing.

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So he'll get 4 D 4 + 4. Of a Horwich Navy Cup.
Thank you so much. I am quite pushed and I like
heck at it. I grab his throat and just start
pouring it down there as his mouth opens up. 4 D 4 + 4 right?
You get, yeah, you get the full amount, right?
Because I use my full. Oh yeah, use your action so he

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gets the full amount. And then I don't have a bonus
action, so that's my turn. Devin, you see this dragon
flying above you? Can I take one of the gooses
Regner ecom and just eat them towards them?
I'll say since Regna is going before the goose dragon with
your turn you could do a combined turn.

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And ECOM would fight you to death if you try to touch him.
OK, then we'll go right now. It'll be a really hard check at
disadvantage. If you want to use a bonus
action to do that, the DC's going to be a 20.
It's going to be super hard and you go do that with disadvantage
because you're not a strength based class, but it is a bonus
action. I might as well, I love it.

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Regna, do you accept being thrown?
Yes. You use some of your movement,
take it up next to 7 and make metwo athletics checks.
You said two, right? Yes.
Oh, it was that disadvantage. Yes, it.
Doesn't even matter. Oh no, the second one was worse.

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Evan, what do you say to Regna to tell like to tell him this
plan like I got a great plan. I have a great plan.
I'm going to throw you and sinceyou're like flying so much,
you're going to fly and then you're going to stab him.
OK and I will solve for. You.
Yes. Are you ready?
I'm. Ready.

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I put my hand up and I I'm ready.
Haven't I? You.
Go. But his foot like slips off your
hand and he like falls to the side, hits your shoulder.
You kind of go prone. He goes prone.
His face first with his wings out like.
Ground you get up, wipe yourselfoff, but you could still take an

(01:32:32):
attack action if you like with your Eldridge blast or any other
cells. Eldridge Blast once again.
Yes, now you know how to play a.Warlock. 24 wow. 24 it.
Was almost a crit 8, takes eightpoints of damage.
Looking really bloody in the sky.
But hex. Yeah, roll me that D 6 + 2.

(01:32:55):
It's 1. Hey, it's looking messed up
regardless right now. What are you doing with your
turn? Well, seven, this is a little
bit embarrassing, and as a wholeblack humanitarian, you must
always think at our feet. And although you are good and
quick, which are dark magic of the 9 Hells that I disagree
with, it is important to use every tool in our toolbox, such

(01:33:18):
as this one. And I will try it again.
And I take out my Longbow and I'm going to shoot it at the
flying dragon. I hope he fails again.
OK, All right, Well, this is going to be with advantage, so
OK, I roll the 6 + 2 13. We're going to roll with the
Vantage. Not much better for 15/16.

(01:33:41):
And this is. Sound of a duck.
I'm going to shoot another bow, another arrow.
That's going to be 15 to miss and 17.
Oh, that's a glancing blow, Yeah.
It only took you the second try.Congratulations.
That's going to be 12 points of damage.

(01:34:02):
Nice. Was it additional 2 points of
radiant damage? As it goes back to the dragon on
death's door. But don't we get to roll to see
if we are out of whatever form? No.
Oh, we don't. Oh.
It was a free action. It was a free action To what?
Say something? Yes.
ECOM hit me, hit him, hit me, hit me.

(01:34:23):
OK, you say that. Yeah.
He tells you to hit him and you see this goose is going to fly
down. Oh, laying next to y'all.
Discard. Hit him.
Hit. Him and it is going to use its
once a day ability and you see aleers at all three of you and
then turns around and faces its butt at you and shoots a golden

(01:34:48):
egg into the ground. I know.
What's that block? Oh, it's so obvious.
Everybody make me a Dexterity saving throw, please.
Yes. Got a 10.
Yep, add 3 to whatever you get. 1513.

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Regna. Seven passes.
Yay. I think you fail 7 as you take
22 points of force damage as this egg explodes.
That is one of its attacks and then it is going to and is going
to do a paw attack on Regna and ECOM 15 on ECOM.
Does that miss? It does.

(01:35:31):
Yeah, and Regna 14 terrible roles for my dragon today.
It was too busy. Just be like that.
Trying to lay an egg on us that it lost its balance when
flipping around to try to pile those.
Regna, I mean ECOM, yes, ECOM, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm giving it the old spear.This thing breathes heavily

(01:35:53):
actually. Wait, I I'm my spear is at Regna
at the moment as I'm getting ready to attack him and then I
hear him shout to hit the goose.I get a 14 for the goose,
misses. Yeah.
And then I got a 28 for the goose.
How do you finish the goose dragon in goose format?

(01:36:15):
I add. As I saw Seven try to throw
Regna, I fly up just 10 measly feet and I come down and I try
to stab it in the wing, which happens to be it's little weak
spot that ends up doing enough damage to kill it.
And then I shout out, turns out you can kill two birds with one
stone as long as one of them is a dragon.

(01:36:41):
As you Pierce this wing doing the death blow, a flash of light
comes out from the wing and fromthe wound.
There you go. There's a simple word I couldn't
think of. Wound.
You see this light flashes from the wound and this dragon
explodes. Everybody please make me
Dexterity saving throws with disadvantage. 20.

(01:37:04):
Disadvantage. Sorry, Tony said that way too.
We're so late. Why do I get disadvantage?
There's a range to it. Oh, that 20. 23.
Is that disadvantage? What does that mean?
So you roll it twice and you take the worst number.
Hey. See, you still did good.
Look at that. Sucking egg, Dan.

(01:37:25):
Oh God, Oh no, I have to take the worst number.
Yeah. So I take 3. 6 because you're
standing next to me maybe? As you each take 38 + 15 points

(01:37:49):
of force damage, but half of that if you saved. 38.
Plus 15 plus. 15. 4353 you all take 53 halved except for seven.
Oh no. Wow, temporary hit points.
The temp HP, there's this huge explosion as this force damage

(01:38:09):
hits and Ragna and ECOM. You get pinned up against the
side of the wall with all the feathers around your armor and
transformed back into your normal form.
I'm a dragon again. I am me.
I can fight. And as the dust settles you see
4 goose dragon paws smoking at the ends from the exploded

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dragon, and you also see two smoking boots where 7 used to
be. No.
With her Nat one saved by the way, no.
She's gone. She's completely obliterated.
The dice just falls from my body.
She is obliterated, no. We happy to get income all

(01:38:56):
numbers because you're still tanking.
You hear you hear something vibrating in your pocket.
OK, what? It's your whole back,
humanitarian sending stone. Oh no.
How does he already know? How does he already know?
I'm not answering. I'm not answering about this.
It's your turn. It's your turn.
I did the last. Time.
I did it on this three times. I literally you are.

(01:39:17):
Literally the wayfarer of death.OK, fine.
It is your sending stone right now.
I'm not here. You have to ask me you because
you're attuned to it. Hey Regna, how's it going?
Fun here. I I just got done with my my
mom's birthday party so I thought I'd come by and and
collect 7 and show her back to the the hall.

(01:39:38):
I look at E com ha ha I got you.This is really recording stone
ha ha. I'm able to answer my crystal
right now ha ha good old timey prank.
I learned it from E com ha ha. Leave a message after the
crystal E tone she. Oh wow, this is new to me.

(01:40:02):
Must be new magic from the Wizards at the Home by
Humanitarian Hall. Well OK, I'm going to meet you
guys back at the hall. Just meet me there at around
7:00 and I will collect my wonderful new student who has
been doing. I hope I am a great job for you.
You hear the setting stone? Stop.
Oh, our goose is cooked. My life was for nothing.

(01:40:32):
As you make your way back out into The Cave, very saddened.
I grabbed sevens boots that werethe only thing left.
As you're walking out into The Cave, just before you exit The
Cave, something falls in front of you.
It's the belt. He's gonna want this back.

(01:40:52):
Pick it up. Yeah, here, give it to me.
I'll put it with the boots when I left this morning, saying that
I would rather fight a dragon than talk to a girl.
This is not what I meant. This is not what I meant.
As you make your way back to theoriginal cave entrance, you see
Goo Boo the goblin walking by the main island with a golden

(01:41:16):
egg in his arms. Wait, it goes to the western
part of the island? We should really come back from.
That we should come back later. For your loots, you make your
way around and grab 3 golden dragon eggs.
Yeah. It's better than one.
Yes specifically goose dragon eggs head back into the main

(01:41:37):
entrance and you see chartreuse.Hey guys.
Hey guys, that was tough. Oh boy.
Oh that was pretty crazy. I heard all the booms and noises
that must have been tough. I kept Magusa in all good.
My, my name's. My name is not Magusa.
It is my name is Melanie. You can call me that.

(01:41:59):
All right, That's right. Melanie here.
And I, I fended her off from goblins and all sorts.
And she see she gives him a sideeye and clearly he didn't do
anything. Has she returned back to her
normal self? Yes, you see a beautiful human
woman with blonde hair and blue eyes and a wonderful green
dress. Thank you so much, my heroes and

(01:42:20):
hugs, Ecom. Oh good, you're not hideous
anymore. Hug, hug, hug.
Hang on. And then hugs right now.
I I for the first time in a longtime, my face is wavering and I
am just staring forward holding 7's busted belt.
Where's, where's the tiefling? Where?
Where did the tiefling go? She.

(01:42:41):
Didn't make it and I just like continue to walk forward.
After we'll end this week's session.
Salute. Salute for seven.
We're never going to recover from this ECOM.
Financially we're great. We got 3 golden eyes morally.

(01:43:04):
I saved my lay on hands for justan occasion I tried.
No. Oh, is that why you weren't
healing? Yeah, during the.
Well, that ends this episode of Whole Back Humanitarians.
I hope you all had a wonderful time and enjoy this goose chase
Goose goose dragon. Sarah, the floor is yours.

(01:43:25):
Thank you for being our special guest.
Yeah, thanks for every special guest.
Yeah, yeah, you had fun. I know this was your first time.
How do you think it went? For the first hour I was
probably like sweating and then for the next, like other hours,
I was fine afterwards, yeah. Good, get used to it well.
Yeah, have fun. Yeah, it it is a.

(01:43:48):
It gets way easier the next timeand then the next.
Time and then. Yeah, you have 30 seconds.
The clock is on to say anything that you're working on or maybe
just shout something out or someone else out.
We give every guest 30 seconds to promo anything they wish.
I have a YouTube channel by Sarah.

(01:44:11):
Yeah, it's. Yeah, just do.
Daily we could. We nothing oh nothing AD and D
inspired, but I just want to trysomething different for once
here. So.
Yeah, you could subscribe to that.
That would really help me in my time of need.
I got you. Right now YouTube channel.

(01:44:32):
I'm subscribing right now. Subscribing right now.
Bless. You have the cutest icon.
Yeah, I drew that myself. That's so good.
And if anybody wants cute animalart also hits her up in the
Discord. She's in the Discord, so we'll
say hi. But without further ado, Tony,
give us a suggestion this week. Like on anything?

(01:44:55):
Yeah. Oh, oh, I got one, I got one, I
got 1. I don't know when the time this
is dropping but as of like 2 days ago I just finished the
last season of Kobukai on Netflix.
That's a good one. Johnny Lawrence, Oh man, it's so
cheesy. It's somehow I still didn't see
the ending coming. However, great show.
And I you know what? I really feel like Johnny

(01:45:16):
Lawrence needed that ending, andI'm really glad he did.
It for justice. I'm excited, yeah.
So I want to watch it. He's a It's a great show.
My friend has been like hyping it up to me and and like I
haven't done that and watched it.
I think it's the third season isa bit of a lull, but it sounded
like from what I've heard it picks up in the last season.
Yes, I I definitely thought it should have ended last season

(01:45:39):
before this, but I'm glad they actually did it this way.
I won't go into it, but I think when it's a redemption arc at
its finest, I feel, and I'll just leave it at that.
All right, everybody give your most goosey goodbye.
Huck, Huck, Huck. All right, everybody, welcome

(01:46:02):
back to Drell's first annual Bodacious Boditorium
Bodybuilding contest. Try to say that five times fast,
and I will be going over the contestants.
First we have the Bloodshot Bandits.
The Dread. You've officially become a
silent icon in the posing practice room that mere Rotini

(01:46:25):
did yesterday. Powerful, elegant, and
terrifying. A couple new members actually
left the gym because they thought you were a rape that had
materialized. Can't wait to see what you bring
to the stage. You might not speak, but your
flexes are loud. Brandy woodburner.
While everyone else is trying toget their micros right, you

(01:46:48):
rolled in and asked if we wantedred, white, or sparkling Brandy.
You're not competing, but you'remaking sure the post competition
celebrations are legendary and your deadlift and dry rose
tasting last night is already sold out.
And the bench press brew you dropped off?

(01:47:11):
Surprisingly drinkable after a set of curls.
Bless you and your blessed barrels, Craig Dawnbringer.
There was a rumor going around that you weren't entering the
competition, but I've noticed a sudden increase in protein
shakes, mirror glances, and subtle lunges during
conversation. Don't worry, I get it.

(01:47:31):
I mean, I totally do the same thing.
You're going for the surprise reveal strategy?
Bold move. Just know I'm on to you, Julius
Kendrick. Still technically on probation,
but somehow I found your name onthe men's most theatrical
entrance sign up sheet. What do you know?
Fine, you know what you're in. If you want to descend from the

(01:47:54):
ceiling on a rope swing, just test it this time.
Julius, we're still recovering from the fog machine incident.
Knock knock. Your cooking has fueled half the
competitors in this gym and possibly made the other half
weep tears of flavorful induced joy.
That new high protein spice Stewyou've been testing is either

(01:48:15):
game changer or a mild hallucinogen.
I'm not really sure yet. Regardless, you've earned the
title Master of the meal prep inmuscle Growth.
Just maybe tone down the heat next batch.
We lost 3 lifters to spice induced vision loss yesterday.
Morgan Oldfield, while you haven't signed up, I've seen you

(01:48:38):
and your fox familiar running synchronized hill sprints behind
the gym. Either you're preparing for the
comp or for some sort of woodland ambush scenario.
Either way, I respect the hustleand so does your fox, for the
record, is now also maybe has better ABS than half the gym.

(01:49:01):
I'm just saying Artemis, you're not competing but you've taken
upon yourself to be the officialintimidation coach for the
competitors. Whispering he skips leg day to
people mid set for psychologicalwarfare.
Frankly, it's genius. Just don't say it to me ever

(01:49:23):
again. And I mean ever caloric night
breaker. I saw you working on your posing
transitions in the cardio room, shirtless, covered in glitter
and doing your finger guns between each flex.
Is it regulation? Absolutely not.
Is it unforgettable? Also yes.

(01:49:44):
Keep it mildly. Illegal.
And you've got a real shot. Next up is Sly.
Everyone's counting reps and you're counting exit routes.
You train like you're pulling off a heist, not a workout, and
somehow it's working. Your flex routines look like a
distraction tactic, and honestly, it's kind of genius.

(01:50:06):
Just don't swap the winner's medal for decoy again, K?
We're still looking for the real1 Sidgic College alumni David
Lachance. I've noticed you just standing
off stage during everyone's posing practice, sipping
smoothies and whispering critiques like some kind of
shredded theater director. Either compete or stop making

(01:50:30):
people question their life choices.
Mid flex, preferably both. Punk.
Your guitar bass warm ups are great, but the gym floor is not
your stage. That said, your last spread
power cords have a certain magic, and if you bring that
same energy to the posing room, you might just create a new

(01:50:50):
category. Most melodic muscle Mongo, the
Yeti giant. You've begun circulating Flyers
titled Carbs are Lies, Shred thebread.
While your anti gluten crusade is noted, we do need to remind
you that carbs are kind of important for you.

(01:51:11):
You know, lifting heavy things and all.
At least let the other competitors eat their bagels in
peace. Saying chaos.
The mysterious new supplement powder you've been handing out
backstage has been described as tasting like moonlight in
danger. If that's legal, I don't even
care, just save me a scoop. Also your private posing room

(01:51:35):
with fog lasers and ambient chatting very own brand
chartreuse Vex shade, the smallest gnome in the gym with
the biggest magical flair of caught you using sorcery to
amplify your lifts, sometimes with unexpected side effects
like turning kettle bells into glowing frogs mid set, your

(01:51:56):
arcana enhanced workouts, or definitely turning heads.
Just try to keep the fireballs away from the treadmills.
Yeah, and Brea's heroes, Mister Man with glass, charcoal Darts
and D&D Virgin. Your team Routine rehearsals for
the competition has turned into an elaborate stage play.

(01:52:18):
The fake swords, synchronized flexing, and the villain
monologue. I don't know how this will score
with the judges, but I already sold tickets.
Bjorn, any Master of Weapons, Toby Large and John Carroll,
You're still a sneaky mirror. Nor into the gym as your team

(01:52:40):
nutritionist. You think I can't tell?
That's him under the sunglasses,the fake bicep suit, and if I
see him backstage coaching again, we're going to be bumped
that band of one year. Also, that's a nice fake
mustache. Did he steal that from Menace,
Johnny Tarr, Avanox, Cypress, Daewind and Nico?

(01:53:03):
Team Pickleball has entered the group posing category under the
title Flex and Paddle. The use of pickleball paddles as
props Weirdly elegant. Just remember, if you drop 1
during your routine, it's an automatic point deduction unless
you can play it off with a powerful pose.

(01:53:24):
Drown TIDU 2 Point O and Tim AKAHeart U3 are still in training
mode and it shows. I've seen the sweat, the
grunting and the chalk clouds and three man mirror prep talks.
Just remember this is a gym. Don't go too hard or I'll have

(01:53:44):
to enter the comp last minute just to remind people who built
this temple of glory. Well, that's it folks, that's
your contestants. Thanks again to everybody here
in the auditorium. Family keep lifting, flexing and
occasionally glowing with unnatural energy.

(01:54:05):
The competition is coming. Stace wool drill out.

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