September 16, 2025 • 45 mins
How well do you know the podcast off the top of your head??? The players and dungeon master face off in a Jeopardy-like contest of trivia, that only the best Dungeons and Dragons nerds could win!
Dan as the game master... and himself
Alec as a contestant... himself
Tony as a contestant... himself
Jared as a contestant... himself
Edited by dan
Mark as Played
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(00:00):
Hello everybody and welcome to How well do you know D and D4-O
four. I am your game Master Dan and
join with me today is Tony. Just introduce yourself, Tony.
Hello everybody, I'm Tony. If you don't know, now you know.
If you do know, you know what? Do you usually play in our
campaign? Oh, I am the dungeon master.
(00:22):
That's right. I play the story Weaver Mass.
A wordsmith, if you will, A a Weaver of tales.
Well, you, Jared, it's. Been a while since we recorded,
so there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Right. Jared's checking in.
(00:43):
Long time, first time you know, Village arsonist and all around
warlock demon. How about you, Alec?
Yo, what's going on it's your boy Alec back at it again with
another episode of DND four O 4 and I play drill campaign one.
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I play beep campaign 2 Comic Relief.
You know the vibe guy. You know what it is here in the
content. There you go.
That's. My favorite Yeah, the date.
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Beautiful board and the host is set up in front of us, which is
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clearly jeopardy. Oh yes, yeah, Jared.
Jared guessed beforehand and he was correct.
We're playing DND 4/4 Jeopardy today and how this works, the
rules for those of you that don't know, whenever you buzz
in, you have to say who is what is.
You have to formulate your answer as a question before you
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say the answer. If you guess wrong, you get
subtracted points. If you guess correct, you get
more points. If you are next in line, I'm not
having you buzz in again. I'm just going to go in order of
who buzzed in already, so just to keep it simple.
So we have a. Little on this when we raise our
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hands. Yeah, we have a little raise
hand function in our video producer, so it shows us who
goes in first. There you go.
See. Just looking at the categories,
I already know which ones I'm not going to do.
Dana probably already knows. I know which ones I am going to
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do and which ones I'm not doing.I feel like this is unfair for
me because we'll see. I try to make it as fair as
possible. There are definitely categories
that some of you will be better at than others though, that's
for sure. OK, shot out of a cannon
episodes because this sounds like the one I'm not going to
call the exact titles of the episode.
(03:14):
Is that what you're going to? See when you uncover them.
Before we start, there's a little disposition we should do
for anyone who's just listening to the audio side of things.
There isn't physical Jeopardy board in front of us with some
categories. Yep, Yep.
And I think Dan should go through the categories and let
us know, Oh yeah, what the pointrange is so people have a better
visual. So from top to bottom, easy
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questions are 50 points 100 points 152 hundred 400.
The four O 4 at the bottom, disregard that players because
that is just where I hit all theFinal Jeopardy double double
questions. So don't worry about those right
now. Those will come up when they
come up, but from left to right we have who said that?
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That is going to be quotes that could be either from players,
characters or MPCS in the campaign.
Next we have magic items. That is a pretty easy one where
you will be guessing things thathave to do with magic items.
Could be how they work, could bejust what they are in general.
Who's to say MPCS is the third column?
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Non player characters, everything about them, where
they come from, who they are. Episodes is the 4th column.
You're going to be maybe naming episodes, maybe talk about arcs,
maybe guessing episode numbers, the lore, the lore.
That is going to be a long lasting column, of course, where
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we kind of deep dive into the campaign's history.
And the last column is bonus content, which I will leave as a
mystery, but you might already be able to guess what that is.
We're going to start from left to right.
Keep it simple. We're going Tony first and
obviously if you guess it correct, you get to go again.
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Awesome. If I get one point in this game,
I'm going to be happy. Ready for the clean sweep right
now by the clear the board if westart with me, right, right.
Here we go, all. Right here we go.
So I I get the cheese. All right, Tony, take it.
Away. All right.
I'm going to go with NPCS for 50then OK?
Once anathic this annoying NPC. Drowl, who is Boden?
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I will accept that. Who is Jack?
Who is? Yeah, Jack Bolsinki.
There it is. That's 50 points to.
Alec, Boom. I didn't realize we can cut off,
even though I knew that rule. I just didn't realize that rule.
Yeah. Alec, what would you like your
next one to be? I would like who said that for
400. This is how I play bro.
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This is how I play I. Hate what?
You want me to bite somebody, Drell?
That would be Reginald. Who is Reginald, damn it.
Anybody else like to Tony? Who is the rat from arc 2 that
you talked to when you can speakwith animals to try to get away
from the guards? Do you know the name?
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I don't. I just remember his voice.
I'm. Going to give you half points.
I'm going to give you half points, but that's still 200
because that is Bartholomew the mouse.
So 30. I.
Can't believe you got that. Well, yeah, we did that mean.
Alec loses 400. Yeah, that means Alec is -400
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no. -3. 150, fifty points. That's 350.
That's correct. Hey, give me some credit man.
All right, Tony. OK, let's do the lore for 100
man. Lore for 100 and this Pebble
Walker hails from a Minotaur clan of what name drop?
Who is the OR who is the Ivory Boulders?
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Yes. Who is the Ivory Boulders coming
back into the game with 100 points -250 sneaking his way
back in. All right, let's do this.
I'm going to try it. Episodes for 50.
Episodes for 52. And the easiest one this.
Is definitely the hardest category for sure.
What was episode 1 of Campaign 1titled?
(07:30):
Hang on, you're not serious. This is the easy one.
Hang on, I. Have no idea.
No looking things up. I was telling.
You Spotify what? What is?
What is Enter the Heroes? Wrong.
That's -50 for Tony 54321 the answer was Don of Cumbrake.
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No shot? No.
Shot. No shot.
No shot. What are we doing?
Didn't have that. That's the hardest question
there is, so. That was the hardest question,
bro. That should have been for 404
points, yeah. Tony, do you just want to blow
these episodes knowing how hard these.
Are going to be now that was for100, right?
That was for 50 all. Right episodes for 100.
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Winona, it's my turn though 'cause I no one got it right.
Oh. I thought, 'cause he guessed,
'cause he picked. Nah, the only.
One he's guessed right. Oh yeah, you.
Didn't guess correct, so yeah. Allen, you know the vibes what
we doing next, Who said it for who said that for 50?
All right, I fucking hate you. I I had that whole monster
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planned out, Tony. What?
Who is Tony the Dungeon match? OK OK you befriended a giant
snake. DM Tony episode 9.
That is a + 50 for Tony. What would you like to do next?
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Let's do magic items for 200. 200 What was the first magic
item ever awarded for a Dragon Horde Drill?
What? What is Drill's bag of beans?
Incorrect. Fuck Tony.
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What is the horn of safe sailing?
Oh fuck. Incorrect minus minus.
I had the beans before I had thehorn.
Jared's playing the numbers game.
He's like, I'm not 5. I just don't have a definite
range. I'll take a, a, a.
Two, I'll let you take a wild guess, but it won't count.
(09:45):
Is it the Trident? Oh, very close, Jared, Very,
very close. It was the necklace of
fireballs. Oh.
Very close, Jared. Remember Dragon Horde?
Not yeah. Dragon Horde Specifically.
It was the Necklace of Fireballs.
All right, let's do episodes for100.
Let's get these out of the way. What is episode 143 of Campaign
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1 titled? Is that the last episode?
Oh no, it is the last one. I was thinking 41.
Nope. Five, I don't know or all right,
incorrect. Man, how do I not know this?
I named it. Oh, now I just.
(10:28):
Yeah, OK. All right, 54321 any shots in
the dark? It's.
Finale I'll guess if it's talking I'm not getting the
negatives yeah yeah, I. Go for it.
Free. Free, yes.
Dawn of the New Heroes What is Dawn of the New Heroes?
Exit of the Heroes, Exit of Umbreya.
(10:49):
Yeah, exactly. Total Eclipse of the Heart.
That is correct. It is total eclipse of the.
Heart. I was trying to think back what
in the episode like was memorable, and it was, yeah.
Yeah. Alright, Tony.
How did I know that one? That's wild.
Yeah, you guys got that one? Easy dude.
Episodes for 1:50. What arc is the episode titled
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The Trip Back Home in? Well, it's got.
We got 9 arcs to pick from. All right.
Oh, Tony went in first thing. Yeah, Tony.
Arc 7 What is? What I was going to say.
The correct answer? Oh.
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No, no, my hand was raised. No, my hand was raised.
No, no, no, my hand was raised. Second, look at that by the way
Tony answered wrong. Tony answered wrong.
He didn't 4 minutes forward me questions.
I corrected myself, but he's right.
Yes, I was going to say, Jared, do you have an answer?
Who? What is Arc 7?
That is the correct answer. He.
Gave it to you guys. I knew someone was going to do
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it. That was from arc 7 for bonus
points. Can anybody tell me what
happened in that episode? Get your hand down.
What do you think happened in that episode?
Drell went home. No, that was we were travelling
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on the ship back to Aramore fromover the sea from fighting the
Hydra. Dude, it was all blur, man.
It was all blur. Menace had to say goodbye to Oh
no, that was at the end of the finale.
Yeah, yeah, I said goodbye to new me and all that stuff.
All right, Jared, you get to pick now.
Oh hot damn, I'll take bonus content for 50.
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All right, during the roll for recap, a giant foam D4 was used.
What is on the top side of that die and put drill?
What is a chew mark? That is incorrect, Tony.
Oh no, I know. Tony 5.
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For the packs, what is the pack symbol?
Yeah. No, no.
No, but that's not the top. That's not the top of the.
The top of AD 4 is 1. It's a, it's a four.
We're doing the four. But we're saying what is on top.
That's the 4/4. I was gonna say a chew mark as
well. But that's why, because on top
of the the die is a chew mark the. 50 points symbol the. 4 is
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not the top man. See.
Look. Yeah.
All right. This is a die from.
Back, Tony. There actually isn't a shoe mark
on the floor. That's so funny.
We're fighting to death. About that like.
What is? What is magic items for 50?
All right, this magic item was discovered by Drell in episode
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17, titled 1D6 Emotional Damage after being engulfed by a
shambling mount. What is the Giant Slayer?
What is the Giant? Slayer, Really, that's where.
I found the axe inside. Of it, inside of it, yeah.
I don't remember that. It was going to be drop loot but
got forcibly. Put Jared up by 1. 100 Giant.
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Slayer was not an axe by the way, so fun fact I'm sure you
called it and. I'm sure it was a force.
Yeah, that's on me. No, Tony called it typically.
The monster monster. All right Hunter, what is I want
to go magic items for 100? Magic items for 100.
Watch your hands. Sorry.
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This magical stone given to Menace by Olska Unka had what
symbol on it? Wait.
Drill. What is a bowl?
Incorrect. No.
Fuck Tony. What is a boulder?
What is a boulder? Does anybody remember?
I said my mic got cut off. Yeah, I said Boulder.
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You guys didn't hear me, dude. My mic got cut off dude.
Tony, do you know what the item was called in full?
Stone of the Immovable Rock. Stone of the Immovable.
Boulder the stubborn The stubborn Boulder.
Oh yeah, it sounds edgy like me,I thought.
It was the shield and I was like, I know that's wrong
though. Yeah, Shield, Alec picked.
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All right, Tony. What is What is?
Let's do lore for 1:50. Lore for 150 Armas Vannon cared
for a hell hound in this Jared. What is?
I can't remember. No, but Theon's crater.
What is Theon Sir in? Say it clearly.
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What is Theon's Crater? I will not take that.
City. The way it was said Tony.
What is the city of thelore? Also incorrect Dralf, did we
read the question? What is incorrect?
The city of Thelon's Crater. I try, I try to go.
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I'm. Going to give Drell half points,
no? I'm not giving you any.
Points. None of you are getting points.
I'll get mine. I have.
Negative, I have -600. Points almost man in cared for a
hellhound in this forgotten cityknown today as today it is known
as Thalor's Crater. Taylor's Crater is not the name
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of the The city was the city Taylor.
It became a crater after a breakup.
Yeah, and now people call it. Taylor's crater today as.
I'm sorry, how was my answer notright?
Wait, wait, what did I say? Did I not say, 'cause you said
Phalon City? Crater.
No, I didn't say this. Phalor I.
Said I said city of Phalor. You also said Phalon.
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OK, OK. Yeah, yeah.
All right, Tony, what would you like to do next?
The lore for 200. Oh man, how many years ago was
the red catastrophe from the start of campaign drought?
I never really, I never lowered my hand.
I didn't have it. Tony.
What is 150 years ago? Incorrect.
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What? Oh, oh, oh, Darren, oh, I gave.
You a specific number leader? Oh.
What is 5 100 years ago? Incorrect.
From Imagine building this worlddude and not knowing the right
hand. I forgot I gave a.
Specific number you did? Do you want to give a guess?
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Drill? Are you fine?
What is 150? OK, What is 2?
100 years ago 200 I did go back and fact checked.
I fact checked that one. Yeah, it.
You know what's funny about this?
I was in a Discord call with youand you literally just said this
correctly in my recent call withyou.
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And I was like, oh, he's going to be good.
At this about the spot. You're like 200 years ago.
And I was like, oh, he's got so.Let's just do a score recap real
quick. You know -300 jared's -300 and
Alec is -750 so it's who can fail the lease.
I just realized, you know what we should do?
We should wait until you read out the whole question, because
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the listeners won't know. Oh yes, you're right.
I will. I maybe we should do a new buzz
in as well If you get it incorrect.
Honey, what are you doing? Next, man.
All right, what is bonus contentfor 400?
We're gonna try. I'm gonna try to get myself out
of this, right? Now the first ever regularly
scheduled after show, released in conjunction with episode
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number throughout. What is Episode 17?
Incorrect. Who was close, though?
You can't give them that hint, man.
They all know kind of where it'saround Tony.
What is Episode 19? Incorrect.
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I've. Jared, what is episode 18?
Correct. Episode 15 was our first ever.
Initially was going to guess 12 and then I was like too low
going higher. My favorite number is 17, so I'm
like I'm going 17. Oh man.
All right, Tony, where next? Fuck, you know, we're just in a
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negative. I don't know if we can dig
yourself out of this, but what is the lore for 400?
400 Pera was part of an adventuring party back in the
day. What was that adventuring party
called? Tony.
What is? What are the Astral watchers?
OK, I just put the watchers, butI will take that you told us the
watchers, but maybe you had thatin your notes and didn't share
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with us. Look at Tony going back to -300.
Yeah, and where? Are you going next by the way?
Let's do NPCS for 100. NPCS for 100.
This NPC was Minnis Pebble Walker's childhood friend Jared.
Oh my God, why do I blank the moment you call him?
This is like test test anxiety that I have over over years of
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childhood trauma all in one fucking thing.
OK, it's Flora. What is flora?
Who is Flora? No, no, he said wrong first.
He can't correct them so. What is his vibe?
What is the question points points on the board for Jared?
Oh my God, Flora ABCS for the next one.
Oh, you've opened up the double jeopardy, Jared.
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You cannot wage points, but the minimum will be 100.
Would you like to wage 100? Double jeopardy, yes.
What if I said no? On the first ever initiative
role of campaign 1:00, every single player rolled the same
number. What was that number?
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Nobody else on answer in the Yeah, yeah, it's not in the form
of a question, right? Still in the form of a question.
How you answer? OK, I think it was 6 for some
reason. So what is #6?
What is 6 a hundred? Points for a day.
Wow. What a fucking poll.
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What a poll. What a 20 and the.
Reason it was such a crazy firstinitiative role and scary for us
is 'cause that meant we rolled 666 for the first ever
initiative role. Well done Jared, where would you
like to? Oh, we got to do your.
This is 150. This is 150, right?
All right. This Patreon NPC first appeared
in episode 58, titled Drell's Bebop as Kimmy Joe's friend and
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bodyguard Jared. No.
Oh no. OK, Drell 5.
Oh, I know. Hold on, hold on.
Just. Give me a second wait.
Come back to me. 2 is Artemis. Wow, who is?
That's a good one, bringing it. Back to -1000.
Let's go -1000 boys. Dang, where we going next?
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Let's do NPCS for 200. Jump.
Put your hand down. The party met a giant during
their travels. You got to keep reading it.
I'm not doing it that way. I'm you have the first answer
and I'm going to have you guys re raise your hands and I will
keep reading after this. Who is solely?
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Incorrect. The party met a giant during
their travels, friends with Reese Evergone and part of the
LBGT which stands for Lord Baron's Guard troop.
What is her name? Tony.
Who is Alma? That's, oh, wait, incorrect.
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Oh no, he said Alma, not Alma. Damn it, Jared, you get creepy.
What a layup dude. It's.
Such bullshit. That's not me.
What is your answer Taryn? What is Alma on Anma?
What is anma is the correct answer?
What a foul ball, dude. Sharon, where are you going
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next? Do I get my points?
I just gave you your points. You're now on -300 tied with
Tony -1200 for Alec. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're on the comeback, man. All right, Well, how about LOR?
Yeah, you know what? We'll finish out the LOR for 50
please. Drell of the Ashbourne grew up
in a tribe Drell that was known in by what name?
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Who is the Ashbourne? The Ashbourne tribe, that is
correct. Yeah, let's go. 11150 Negative
for. What I say we're on a.
Comeback all right, 1234567891011 left on the board.
If I get every single one right,I come in.
That's right, That's right. It's all wrong.
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Actually. If.
You get the 3-4 hundreds right, you win.
Oh, true, because you guys can'tcatch up.
Yeah, not wrong. What?
Are you picking? Oh, it's my pick.
Yeah, it's it's. A lot of drama.
Yeah, I know it's. I will go with who said that for
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200. Or 200 Don't touch me with your
cultist magic. Dirty, disrespectful girl.
I I've misclicked, sorry. Disrespectful.
Imagine if you applied yourself.Tony who is reverse armos or
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mirror armos? Fake Armos episode 1. 34 wow, I
knew it was at me, but I'm like.That's a good one.
Where you going next, Tony? In that room, so he wouldn't
know that that's true, yeah. Let's do Who said that for 1:50?
See, it's all about the burn. The more burns, the more you
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earn for even more drill. Who's drill?
That's right. It's Drill.
I'm 30. 6. The comeback -1000 go.
The comeback -1000 Let's do. Who said that for 100?
He was kind of already going to die, Jared.
Who is Armos? Armos episode 88 All right, we
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are done with who said that. We have magic items, we have
NPCS, episodes, and bonus content.
Left, you know, let's finish up these magic items 150.
What was the first ever magic item the party received?
Drum. What is Gerald's magic bag of
beans? Incorrect bunk.
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Oh. Tony.
What are the rocket boots? What are the rocket boots?
Are those technically magic though?
They're just. Boots with magic items.
I don't know about that dude in a comments.
Let me know if you think rocket boots are just boots with
rockets, or if they're an actualmagic item.
For bonus points, how many innocent goblins were slain
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trying to obtain those rocket boots, Tony?
Me, I answered OK, what is 7? No, the correct answer is I
believe it's 15 15. Dang.
All right, finally in the positives, Tony with 50 points.
What is magic items for 400? All right, how many magic beans
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did the party plant before Campaign 1 ended, Darrell?
What is 2? Incorrect.
Fuck, are you kidding me? I did.
Yeah, Jared. What is 3?
Incorrect, Tony. What is 4?
Four. It was 4.
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Oh that's my first, I should've just wait.
Three at the Yeah, yeah. There was 3 at the end.
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
I. Thought it was as soon as I knew
it wasn't 2. No, as soon as I knew it wasn't
2, I knew it was 4 'cause it wasthe three, it was the three
pillar things that I used one for each one of them, yeah.
Campfire it was Line Geyser I. Forgot about the campfire.
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I forgot about the. Campfire Tony.
Again, a big haul there. What is bonus content for 100?
What is bonus content for 100? What?
With a total of 19, this cast member had the least amount of
suggestions at the end of episodes.
Tony. Oh, I'm sorry, that was
actually. Drell who is Dan?
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Incorrect. What?
Tony Who was Alec Incorrect. What?
Jared. Who is Jared?
Who is Jared? Jared was the one.
Least suggestions the least. Suggestions and.
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I felt like me Jared, the most suggested the most not.
He got the most in a row, the. Most was Tony by far.
Oh was it? And then it was Alec, then me,
and then Jared. Oh damn, bonus content for 1:15
please. Of course, with a total of 26,
this cast member had to perform the most amount of recaps
throughout campaign one Jared. Who is Dan?
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Who is Dan? Correct. close second was Alec.
It's. Bullshit because I did the first
30. Doesn't matter, doesn't count.
Doesn't count. Plus whatever other one I had
was. Bullshit, Jared, where you going
next? Are those my actual points right
now? Yeah -350 very close between
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Alec and -1650. Where I got this man if?
You get every single one correct.
You'll be right behind Jared. Exactly.
There you go. Bonus content 200 please.
Episode 56 titled Pet Pig Hid the Nooses is an anagram for
What Tony? Shopping episode What is the
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shopping? Episode Incorrect.
What? Drought.
What is? The gang goes shopping.
Incorrect. Fuck in being done
technicalities guys. I can't.
I don't know. All right, oh, what is the
shopping The shopping episode. Capital E, Capital D, Capital I
(29:29):
I would have. Saw the capitals and play what I
let. Me see the answer, let me see
the. Answer the shopping episode.
No, it said that. You said shopping episode really
fast, which was incorrect, and then said what is and we're
going to go back episode. I'm pretty sure he said.
What is? Regardless, you didn't say
correct to begin with and you rushed it.
That's your own fault. I thought you want to duck out
(29:52):
your way then. Jerry.
I'll do NPCS for 400. Of course, this creature runs a
curiosity shop in Shadow Fell where Tony.
Who is Silver the Skunk? Silver the skunk runs.
That's where we got the talking torch.
Yum. Favorite question dude.
(30:13):
Yes, right. Man.
Guy fucking made it up. All right, we only have episodes
left, Tony. What is Episodes 200?
The episode titled The Tower is a famous episode of what number
Jared? 140 what?
What is 141? Incorrect.
(30:34):
What? That one hurts that. 1.
Hurts 54321. That was episode 131, not 141.
I mentioned I was dyslexic. It's a famous episode of what
(30:55):
number? Oh, you were just asking the
episode number? Gotcha.
OK, I I read into the question. It's a famous episode.
What's the number? Yep.
All right. And the final question, what are
you going for? 400 all right, 400, please.
What is episode 19 of Campaign 1titled?
Want to answer but OK I can't. Tony.
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What is Roctopus? Correct Dral.
What is the descent into the Temple of Rivers?
Descent into the Temple of Rivers.
Bam. Let's go, damn it.
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Now, I don't think there's any way that any wedding can be
Tony, but just for fun, we're going to do the Final Jeopardy.
I could get all these. Right, Final Jeopardy time,
Tony, how many points would you like to wager?
150 Let's just go for. Bro Jared, how many points would
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you like to wage? 550, right?
You can't you. Can't you?
Cannot wager any points. I mean, technically you can.
You can go in the negative. Yeah, I could go to -2000 Oh
yeah. I want to bet a million.
So you can bet a Max of 1000. 1000 then.
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All right, OK, all. Right, I want to do 1000.
All right, betting 1000, Jared, how much you been?
1000. Alec, how much you been?
1000. Wait, do we have to write
something out or is it still thesame?
You have to write it down. You'll write them into DMS to
me. You'll DM.
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The end this point. OK.
OK, alright, yeah, I'm ready. Wait, hold on, I got to get my
typing. OK, you're typing ready.
Who was the 6th unique Patreon MPC to appear in the main
campaign of the DND Four O 4? Podcast the 6th.
The 6th probably going to be up in the air.
How many just shot out again andhow many did we have through the
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whole campaign? About 10.
I did not write that down. I looked up to six and then
called it. Throughout the campaign, like
over 20. Oh, there was over 20.
Yeah, 6th. 6th. I'm waiting for messages.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. Ding wait, I did.
I did an actual second for this.Please I want to give this a
(33:29):
solid chat. Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
OK, is spelling spelling? As long as you get the general,
I gotta figure who it is, you know?
I don't care if you get the nameperfectly correct.
Oh, wait, hold on. OK.
Alec is locked in. I know I might retract it.
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Retract it. It was.
All right, I'm going to put 30 seconds on the clock.
I remember. I think I remember what it is,
but I can't remember the name because I'm drawing a blank.
Yeah, fuck it, I'm doing it. I'm going with it.
I don't think it's right, but I'm going with it.
And. Hang on, hang on. 87.
Your screenshot because I don't.I don't want to mess with the
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spelling. 4321 looks like I got everybody's answer in all right,
Alex, I say the. Right answer, You say the right
answer first, right? And I'm.
Gonna I'm gonna have you each reveal your answers 1st Tony,
you said oh. I put the color, not one it
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actually is. Oh, who is the death slot?
Jared, your answer is? Morgan, Uthlier.
Uthil. Uthil.
Alec, your answer is. Who is the dread?
And for 1000 points and to win the episode Benjamin Haynes the
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Dread. I'm the fucking GOAT.
As soon as you said Dread I, I was like, that's the winner.
I knew it. Wait.
Oh no, that like really won. Yes, yeah, 'cause I, I.
Went to. -4. 50 and you, becauseyou bet 1000 you went to -800 in
(35:18):
the last. Place with negative five 1005
and. Told Jerry it's all about the
comeback. I told you it.
Was about the comeback anything which was the strategy going
into this? In second is Tony with -850 and
in versus Alec with -450 points guessing Benjamin Hayes the
dread. I should have just not met
anything. Yep, the joy in your eyes
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though, and you're like, of course, I better do 1000.
We're going to do a quick talk about this as as we end this
episode off. Thank you for joining us for our
very silly kind of filler episode.
Before we get into campaign to everybody, what do you what do
you guys think of that? Was that fun?
Good. It was amazing.
(36:02):
It was good. Yeah, great job.
I want to do it again. I.
Want to do it again? Do it again.
The test anxiety is a real thingand I hate every moment of.
This, yeah. They answer their questions were
really good. I just I the moment I buzz in
before I buzz in, I'm like, oh, I think I have a pretty good
guess. And then the moment I buzz in,
I'm like, no, actually, it's terrible.
I need to rethink everything in my life.
(36:26):
Let's go through some, I guess funner facts about all this
stuff. I'm just going to do a quick
we're going to do some quick shoot offs here, the giant
Slayer. Does anybody know what's the
extra damage dice? Are drill D eights incorrect?
(36:46):
No, the fuck it's on. It's D sixes. 2D sixes?
Nope. I think he upgraded them later
in the campaign. Nope, it's it was 2D sixes and
when I OK then Tony lied to me because when it was 2D it was 2D
sixes and then when I was fighting a giant for the giant
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Slayer I got to add 2D8 facts. Look it up.
Let us. Let us let.
US comment in the comments. That is what Tony told.
Me Tony said it wrong by the book a giant Slayer is 2D sixes
extra damage, but what is? It initially what's the damage?
Whatever the weapon is. So whatever the weapons damages
(37:29):
plus the two D6. Yeah.
So you could have hand axe funky.
Lion You gain plus one to bonus attack and damage roles.
When you hit a giant with this weapon, the giant takes 2D6
extra damage with a weapons typeand must succeed.
ADC 15 inches on saving throw ornot?
(37:51):
Prune. Where'd you get this, actually?
The book Actually we never did the prone condition.
I'm not doing this I what I'm doing is I'm scrolling 3 years
back into me and Tony's DMS where he sent me.
Yes, I I totally believe that was a Tony dyslexia moment and
he told you D eights. It's like it's.
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Swings. I couldn't believe it.
I'm not saying you did that, Tony, but I couldn't believe
that. The necklace of fireballs.
Do you guys know what episode that was that we got that?
It was in the last episode of Arc 2.
The beginning of Arc 2, actually.
So 26 great give. Me of Arc 3 episode 39.
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It was 39 Dragon's Descent. It was the green dragon.
Oh. Yeah, when we after we met Novo.
Gotcha. OK.
Yes, that makes sense. What is points if you know
Flora's last name? Flower.
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I bet it is a flower. Oh shit.
Wait, hold on. This is for Tony August. 24th,
2023 Alec wrote to me. So if I create with a giant
Slayer versus a giant, I get 2D6and two D 8 + 28.
Wait wait, hold on and. What'd you say, Tony?
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Only weapon damage mods not included.
So inconclusive then inconclusive your. 2D eights are
coming from your. Your 2D eights are coming from
it being a great sword head, Yeah.
Just it being a great sword is the D8 I think.
Yeah, 'cause you're you got 2. D eights from something else?
(39:43):
You got 2D eights from your maneuvers or something?
What? When was this message?
August 24th, 2023. Oh, I was actually at August
10th. Hold on.
Oh great sword and I go only weapon damage mods are not
included. Great sword is supposed to be
two D6 lashing. If it was a great sword, I.
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Literally have a screenshot of something that Tony gave me and
it was like. Well, you all let us know in the
comments. What do you think?
Go back and listen and let us know.
Can you put an amendment? On yeah.
So the confusion was we were talking about, so the confusion
you made right is if you used a no, no, because I was talking
(40:27):
about the Perkins crit and we were thinking about
incorporating the Perkins crit into the campaign.
And you said, so if I do plus 2D6 plus 2D8, because that's
what your your maneuvers did, you would get that plus 28
points of damage. And I had corrected you saying
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no you don't get the mods, you only get the Max.
Weapon damage. Hold on.
All right, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll, I'll bring this up.
I'll bring this up in the after show because I'm scrolling.
I'm already in 2021 so I'm goingto find this.
There is no after show for this episode.
Yo low key, we're kind. Of weird Tony.
I'm going through our D, I'm sure.
In the episode. You should see something the.
(41:08):
Episode's just a boxing match between Tony and Alec.
Everything. Full fucking stop.
What? Our campaign on Kickstarter is
funded What? What, what, what?
Are you talking about? I just got an e-mail and I'm
sitting here reading it. It says that it just got funded.
(41:31):
How? I'm frantically trying to figure
it. Out it says 102%.
What the fuck? 102 What?
Hold on who? What the heck?
What we can do Campaign 2 now? I mean, it was never a question.
It's. It's literally someone from the
discord. What in the I know?
(41:52):
I want to click on it so bad butthree years back in our.
DMS Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yo, OK, I don't know if we're going to keep this in or.
Not oh, we are. This is what is happening.
Two people just claimed the pizza party with 38 minutes ago
(42:12):
right when we started filming this, which then put us over our
campaign goal. That is, that is nuts.
That's actually crazy. I don't want to shout anyone
out, just whatever. Yeah, yeah.
Holy crap. Little literally.
We're we're going to PAX, boys. We're going, we're going to PAX
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and we got 2 pizza parties. Wow, so low behind the curtains.
We hold on. Wait.
Wait, do we? Do we recognize?
What we have to do you? Recognize.
These names, yes, they're they're.
OK, I know exactly who they are.They are.
They have already, they increased their pledge.
(42:53):
So they already pledged. They increased it.
And I don't want to shout them out because I'm sure like I
don't want. Privacy, just to be safe.
Anybody. Yeah, yeah, just in case they
don't want it or whatever. But we're funded.
We have a lot to do now. We have dice rolls and.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
And so many things we got to do and 33 in 33 hours we have to
(43:19):
do. So much.
So much stuff to get well. Like I said, I don't think
there's going to be an after show.
I think we got a lot of stuff to.
Do right now to get real with the audience.
Just for a moment. Before we were recording this
episode, we were briefly talkingabout, you know, how we probably
weren't going to get funded and making plans for it and trying
(43:41):
to figure out what we should do to get things together to try
and keep Campaign 2 going. And on the bottom of my heart, I
oh. My heart.
Cannot describe how much that means to me and how hutched I am
that that just happened. That's nuts.
(44:03):
That is crazy. It's.
Going to be the best piece of fucking party.
I am. Bro.
I am legitimately at a loss of words.
Bro that means I got to. Shave.
Wax my fucking arm. Wait.
(44:23):
Was that announced? Which one do I have?
To do by this. By the time this, yeah.
Or if not, fuck. Oh wait, does that mean I have
to? Drive.
Away you got to drive away my dice.
Oh yeah, that means I have to sit discord for. 12 hours.
(44:43):
Yeah, I'll. I'll take a drive and maybe.
I'll get discord. And you got to run, but you were
doing that anyways. You were running anyways.
Oh my. Lord started realist.
But I I literally read this e-mail.
You'll see my reaction. I read this e-mail and I'm just
sitting here like what the fuck is happening?
(45:09):
I. Dude 38 minutes ago we literally
just started we all. Right, we're going to do an
after show after all. Everybody please give your most
thankful goodbye. I I don't see the names.
I know Jared has is looking at it, but thank you so so much.
(45:34):
To the moon and back, thank you everybody.
We'll meet you in the after showto talk about more lore stuff
and character stuff and everything that just happened,
but until next time, goodbye. Thank you.
Goodbye, thank you. Peace.
Hello everybody and welcome to How well do you know D and D4-O
four. I am your game Master Dan and
join with me today is Tony. Just introduce yourself, Tony.
Hello everybody, I'm Tony. If you don't know, now you know.
If you do know, you know what? Do you usually play in our
campaign? Oh, I am the dungeon master.
(00:22):
That's right. I play the story Weaver Mass.
A wordsmith, if you will, A a Weaver of tales.
Well, you, Jared, it's. Been a while since we recorded,
so there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Right. Jared's checking in.
(00:43):
Long time, first time you know, Village arsonist and all around
warlock demon. How about you, Alec?
Yo, what's going on it's your boy Alec back at it again with
another episode of DND four O 4 and I play drill campaign one.
(01:05):
I play beep campaign 2 Comic Relief.
You know the vibe guy. You know what it is here in the
content. There you go.
That's. My favorite Yeah, the date.
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(01:26):
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Beautiful board and the host is set up in front of us, which is
(01:47):
clearly jeopardy. Oh yes, yeah, Jared.
Jared guessed beforehand and he was correct.
We're playing DND 4/4 Jeopardy today and how this works, the
rules for those of you that don't know, whenever you buzz
in, you have to say who is what is.
You have to formulate your answer as a question before you
(02:07):
say the answer. If you guess wrong, you get
subtracted points. If you guess correct, you get
more points. If you are next in line, I'm not
having you buzz in again. I'm just going to go in order of
who buzzed in already, so just to keep it simple.
So we have a. Little on this when we raise our
(02:29):
hands. Yeah, we have a little raise
hand function in our video producer, so it shows us who
goes in first. There you go.
See. Just looking at the categories,
I already know which ones I'm not going to do.
Dana probably already knows. I know which ones I am going to
(02:50):
do and which ones I'm not doing.I feel like this is unfair for
me because we'll see. I try to make it as fair as
possible. There are definitely categories
that some of you will be better at than others though, that's
for sure. OK, shot out of a cannon
episodes because this sounds like the one I'm not going to
call the exact titles of the episode.
(03:14):
Is that what you're going to? See when you uncover them.
Before we start, there's a little disposition we should do
for anyone who's just listening to the audio side of things.
There isn't physical Jeopardy board in front of us with some
categories. Yep, Yep.
And I think Dan should go through the categories and let
us know, Oh yeah, what the pointrange is so people have a better
visual. So from top to bottom, easy
(03:36):
questions are 50 points 100 points 152 hundred 400.
The four O 4 at the bottom, disregard that players because
that is just where I hit all theFinal Jeopardy double double
questions. So don't worry about those right
now. Those will come up when they
come up, but from left to right we have who said that?
(03:58):
That is going to be quotes that could be either from players,
characters or MPCS in the campaign.
Next we have magic items. That is a pretty easy one where
you will be guessing things thathave to do with magic items.
Could be how they work, could bejust what they are in general.
Who's to say MPCS is the third column?
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Non player characters, everything about them, where
they come from, who they are. Episodes is the 4th column.
You're going to be maybe naming episodes, maybe talk about arcs,
maybe guessing episode numbers, the lore, the lore.
That is going to be a long lasting column, of course, where
(04:47):
we kind of deep dive into the campaign's history.
And the last column is bonus content, which I will leave as a
mystery, but you might already be able to guess what that is.
We're going to start from left to right.
Keep it simple. We're going Tony first and
obviously if you guess it correct, you get to go again.
(05:10):
Awesome. If I get one point in this game,
I'm going to be happy. Ready for the clean sweep right
now by the clear the board if westart with me, right, right.
Here we go, all. Right here we go.
So I I get the cheese. All right, Tony, take it.
Away. All right.
I'm going to go with NPCS for 50then OK?
Once anathic this annoying NPC. Drowl, who is Boden?
(05:35):
I will accept that. Who is Jack?
Who is? Yeah, Jack Bolsinki.
There it is. That's 50 points to.
Alec, Boom. I didn't realize we can cut off,
even though I knew that rule. I just didn't realize that rule.
Yeah. Alec, what would you like your
next one to be? I would like who said that for
400. This is how I play bro.
(06:00):
This is how I play I. Hate what?
You want me to bite somebody, Drell?
That would be Reginald. Who is Reginald, damn it.
Anybody else like to Tony? Who is the rat from arc 2 that
you talked to when you can speakwith animals to try to get away
from the guards? Do you know the name?
(06:24):
I don't. I just remember his voice.
I'm. Going to give you half points.
I'm going to give you half points, but that's still 200
because that is Bartholomew the mouse.
So 30. I.
Can't believe you got that. Well, yeah, we did that mean.
Alec loses 400. Yeah, that means Alec is -400
(06:46):
no. -3. 150, fifty points. That's 350.
That's correct. Hey, give me some credit man.
All right, Tony. OK, let's do the lore for 100
man. Lore for 100 and this Pebble
Walker hails from a Minotaur clan of what name drop?
Who is the OR who is the Ivory Boulders?
(07:07):
Yes. Who is the Ivory Boulders coming
back into the game with 100 points -250 sneaking his way
back in. All right, let's do this.
I'm going to try it. Episodes for 50.
Episodes for 52. And the easiest one this.
Is definitely the hardest category for sure.
What was episode 1 of Campaign 1titled?
(07:30):
Hang on, you're not serious. This is the easy one.
Hang on, I. Have no idea.
No looking things up. I was telling.
You Spotify what? What is?
What is Enter the Heroes? Wrong.
That's -50 for Tony 54321 the answer was Don of Cumbrake.
(07:57):
No shot? No.
Shot. No shot.
No shot. What are we doing?
Didn't have that. That's the hardest question
there is, so. That was the hardest question,
bro. That should have been for 404
points, yeah. Tony, do you just want to blow
these episodes knowing how hard these.
Are going to be now that was for100, right?
That was for 50 all. Right episodes for 100.
(08:20):
Winona, it's my turn though 'cause I no one got it right.
Oh. I thought, 'cause he guessed,
'cause he picked. Nah, the only.
One he's guessed right. Oh yeah, you.
Didn't guess correct, so yeah. Allen, you know the vibes what
we doing next, Who said it for who said that for 50?
All right, I fucking hate you. I I had that whole monster
(08:40):
planned out, Tony. What?
Who is Tony the Dungeon match? OK OK you befriended a giant
snake. DM Tony episode 9.
That is a + 50 for Tony. What would you like to do next?
(09:03):
Let's do magic items for 200. 200 What was the first magic
item ever awarded for a Dragon Horde Drill?
What? What is Drill's bag of beans?
Incorrect. Fuck Tony.
(09:25):
What is the horn of safe sailing?
Oh fuck. Incorrect minus minus.
I had the beans before I had thehorn.
Jared's playing the numbers game.
He's like, I'm not 5. I just don't have a definite
range. I'll take a, a, a.
Two, I'll let you take a wild guess, but it won't count.
(09:45):
Is it the Trident? Oh, very close, Jared, Very,
very close. It was the necklace of
fireballs. Oh.
Very close, Jared. Remember Dragon Horde?
Not yeah. Dragon Horde Specifically.
It was the Necklace of Fireballs.
All right, let's do episodes for100.
Let's get these out of the way. What is episode 143 of Campaign
(10:07):
1 titled? Is that the last episode?
Oh no, it is the last one. I was thinking 41.
Nope. Five, I don't know or all right,
incorrect. Man, how do I not know this?
I named it. Oh, now I just.
(10:28):
Yeah, OK. All right, 54321 any shots in
the dark? It's.
Finale I'll guess if it's talking I'm not getting the
negatives yeah yeah, I. Go for it.
Free. Free, yes.
Dawn of the New Heroes What is Dawn of the New Heroes?
Exit of the Heroes, Exit of Umbreya.
(10:49):
Yeah, exactly. Total Eclipse of the Heart.
That is correct. It is total eclipse of the.
Heart. I was trying to think back what
in the episode like was memorable, and it was, yeah.
Yeah. Alright, Tony.
How did I know that one? That's wild.
Yeah, you guys got that one? Easy dude.
Episodes for 1:50. What arc is the episode titled
(11:10):
The Trip Back Home in? Well, it's got.
We got 9 arcs to pick from. All right.
Oh, Tony went in first thing. Yeah, Tony.
Arc 7 What is? What I was going to say.
The correct answer? Oh.
(11:30):
No, no, my hand was raised. No, my hand was raised.
No, no, no, my hand was raised. Second, look at that by the way
Tony answered wrong. Tony answered wrong.
He didn't 4 minutes forward me questions.
I corrected myself, but he's right.
Yes, I was going to say, Jared, do you have an answer?
Who? What is Arc 7?
That is the correct answer. He.
Gave it to you guys. I knew someone was going to do
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it. That was from arc 7 for bonus
points. Can anybody tell me what
happened in that episode? Get your hand down.
What do you think happened in that episode?
Drell went home. No, that was we were travelling
(12:13):
on the ship back to Aramore fromover the sea from fighting the
Hydra. Dude, it was all blur, man.
It was all blur. Menace had to say goodbye to Oh
no, that was at the end of the finale.
Yeah, yeah, I said goodbye to new me and all that stuff.
All right, Jared, you get to pick now.
Oh hot damn, I'll take bonus content for 50.
(12:37):
All right, during the roll for recap, a giant foam D4 was used.
What is on the top side of that die and put drill?
What is a chew mark? That is incorrect, Tony.
Oh no, I know. Tony 5.
(12:59):
For the packs, what is the pack symbol?
Yeah. No, no.
No, but that's not the top. That's not the top of the.
The top of AD 4 is 1. It's a, it's a four.
We're doing the four. But we're saying what is on top.
That's the 4/4. I was gonna say a chew mark as
well. But that's why, because on top
of the the die is a chew mark the. 50 points symbol the. 4 is
(13:22):
not the top man. See.
Look. Yeah.
All right. This is a die from.
Back, Tony. There actually isn't a shoe mark
on the floor. That's so funny.
We're fighting to death. About that like.
What is? What is magic items for 50?
All right, this magic item was discovered by Drell in episode
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17, titled 1D6 Emotional Damage after being engulfed by a
shambling mount. What is the Giant Slayer?
What is the Giant? Slayer, Really, that's where.
I found the axe inside. Of it, inside of it, yeah.
I don't remember that. It was going to be drop loot but
got forcibly. Put Jared up by 1. 100 Giant.
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Slayer was not an axe by the way, so fun fact I'm sure you
called it and. I'm sure it was a force.
Yeah, that's on me. No, Tony called it typically.
The monster monster. All right Hunter, what is I want
to go magic items for 100? Magic items for 100.
Watch your hands. Sorry.
(14:24):
This magical stone given to Menace by Olska Unka had what
symbol on it? Wait.
Drill. What is a bowl?
Incorrect. No.
Fuck Tony. What is a boulder?
What is a boulder? Does anybody remember?
I said my mic got cut off. Yeah, I said Boulder.
(14:46):
You guys didn't hear me, dude. My mic got cut off dude.
Tony, do you know what the item was called in full?
Stone of the Immovable Rock. Stone of the Immovable.
Boulder the stubborn The stubborn Boulder.
Oh yeah, it sounds edgy like me,I thought.
It was the shield and I was like, I know that's wrong
though. Yeah, Shield, Alec picked.
(15:06):
All right, Tony. What is What is?
Let's do lore for 1:50. Lore for 150 Armas Vannon cared
for a hell hound in this Jared. What is?
I can't remember. No, but Theon's crater.
What is Theon Sir in? Say it clearly.
(15:29):
What is Theon's Crater? I will not take that.
City. The way it was said Tony.
What is the city of thelore? Also incorrect Dralf, did we
read the question? What is incorrect?
The city of Thelon's Crater. I try, I try to go.
(15:53):
I'm. Going to give Drell half points,
no? I'm not giving you any.
Points. None of you are getting points.
I'll get mine. I have.
Negative, I have -600. Points almost man in cared for a
hellhound in this forgotten cityknown today as today it is known
as Thalor's Crater. Taylor's Crater is not the name
(16:13):
of the The city was the city Taylor.
It became a crater after a breakup.
Yeah, and now people call it. Taylor's crater today as.
I'm sorry, how was my answer notright?
Wait, wait, what did I say? Did I not say, 'cause you said
Phalon City? Crater.
No, I didn't say this. Phalor I.
Said I said city of Phalor. You also said Phalon.
(16:35):
OK, OK. Yeah, yeah.
All right, Tony, what would you like to do next?
The lore for 200. Oh man, how many years ago was
the red catastrophe from the start of campaign drought?
I never really, I never lowered my hand.
I didn't have it. Tony.
What is 150 years ago? Incorrect.
(16:57):
What? Oh, oh, oh, Darren, oh, I gave.
You a specific number leader? Oh.
What is 5 100 years ago? Incorrect.
From Imagine building this worlddude and not knowing the right
hand. I forgot I gave a.
Specific number you did? Do you want to give a guess?
(17:18):
Drill? Are you fine?
What is 150? OK, What is 2?
100 years ago 200 I did go back and fact checked.
I fact checked that one. Yeah, it.
You know what's funny about this?
I was in a Discord call with youand you literally just said this
correctly in my recent call withyou.
(17:42):
And I was like, oh, he's going to be good.
At this about the spot. You're like 200 years ago.
And I was like, oh, he's got so.Let's just do a score recap real
quick. You know -300 jared's -300 and
Alec is -750 so it's who can fail the lease.
I just realized, you know what we should do?
We should wait until you read out the whole question, because
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the listeners won't know. Oh yes, you're right.
I will. I maybe we should do a new buzz
in as well If you get it incorrect.
Honey, what are you doing? Next, man.
All right, what is bonus contentfor 400?
We're gonna try. I'm gonna try to get myself out
of this, right? Now the first ever regularly
scheduled after show, released in conjunction with episode
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number throughout. What is Episode 17?
Incorrect. Who was close, though?
You can't give them that hint, man.
They all know kind of where it'saround Tony.
What is Episode 19? Incorrect.
(18:50):
I've. Jared, what is episode 18?
Correct. Episode 15 was our first ever.
Initially was going to guess 12 and then I was like too low
going higher. My favorite number is 17, so I'm
like I'm going 17. Oh man.
All right, Tony, where next? Fuck, you know, we're just in a
(19:14):
negative. I don't know if we can dig
yourself out of this, but what is the lore for 400?
400 Pera was part of an adventuring party back in the
day. What was that adventuring party
called? Tony.
What is? What are the Astral watchers?
OK, I just put the watchers, butI will take that you told us the
watchers, but maybe you had thatin your notes and didn't share
(19:36):
with us. Look at Tony going back to -300.
Yeah, and where? Are you going next by the way?
Let's do NPCS for 100. NPCS for 100.
This NPC was Minnis Pebble Walker's childhood friend Jared.
Oh my God, why do I blank the moment you call him?
This is like test test anxiety that I have over over years of
(19:59):
childhood trauma all in one fucking thing.
OK, it's Flora. What is flora?
Who is Flora? No, no, he said wrong first.
He can't correct them so. What is his vibe?
What is the question points points on the board for Jared?
Oh my God, Flora ABCS for the next one.
Oh, you've opened up the double jeopardy, Jared.
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You cannot wage points, but the minimum will be 100.
Would you like to wage 100? Double jeopardy, yes.
What if I said no? On the first ever initiative
role of campaign 1:00, every single player rolled the same
number. What was that number?
(20:44):
Nobody else on answer in the Yeah, yeah, it's not in the form
of a question, right? Still in the form of a question.
How you answer? OK, I think it was 6 for some
reason. So what is #6?
What is 6 a hundred? Points for a day.
Wow. What a fucking poll.
(21:04):
What a poll. What a 20 and the.
Reason it was such a crazy firstinitiative role and scary for us
is 'cause that meant we rolled 666 for the first ever
initiative role. Well done Jared, where would you
like to? Oh, we got to do your.
This is 150. This is 150, right?
All right. This Patreon NPC first appeared
in episode 58, titled Drell's Bebop as Kimmy Joe's friend and
(21:28):
bodyguard Jared. No.
Oh no. OK, Drell 5.
Oh, I know. Hold on, hold on.
Just. Give me a second wait.
Come back to me. 2 is Artemis. Wow, who is?
That's a good one, bringing it. Back to -1000.
Let's go -1000 boys. Dang, where we going next?
(21:51):
Let's do NPCS for 200. Jump.
Put your hand down. The party met a giant during
their travels. You got to keep reading it.
I'm not doing it that way. I'm you have the first answer
and I'm going to have you guys re raise your hands and I will
keep reading after this. Who is solely?
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Incorrect. The party met a giant during
their travels, friends with Reese Evergone and part of the
LBGT which stands for Lord Baron's Guard troop.
What is her name? Tony.
Who is Alma? That's, oh, wait, incorrect.
(22:34):
Oh no, he said Alma, not Alma. Damn it, Jared, you get creepy.
What a layup dude. It's.
Such bullshit. That's not me.
What is your answer Taryn? What is Alma on Anma?
What is anma is the correct answer?
What a foul ball, dude. Sharon, where are you going
(22:57):
next? Do I get my points?
I just gave you your points. You're now on -300 tied with
Tony -1200 for Alec. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're on the comeback, man. All right, Well, how about LOR?
Yeah, you know what? We'll finish out the LOR for 50
please. Drell of the Ashbourne grew up
in a tribe Drell that was known in by what name?
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Who is the Ashbourne? The Ashbourne tribe, that is
correct. Yeah, let's go. 11150 Negative
for. What I say we're on a.
Comeback all right, 1234567891011 left on the board.
If I get every single one right,I come in.
That's right, That's right. It's all wrong.
(23:43):
Actually. If.
You get the 3-4 hundreds right, you win.
Oh, true, because you guys can'tcatch up.
Yeah, not wrong. What?
Are you picking? Oh, it's my pick.
Yeah, it's it's. A lot of drama.
Yeah, I know it's. I will go with who said that for
(24:06):
200. Or 200 Don't touch me with your
cultist magic. Dirty, disrespectful girl.
I I've misclicked, sorry. Disrespectful.
Imagine if you applied yourself.Tony who is reverse armos or
(24:27):
mirror armos? Fake Armos episode 1. 34 wow, I
knew it was at me, but I'm like.That's a good one.
Where you going next, Tony? In that room, so he wouldn't
know that that's true, yeah. Let's do Who said that for 1:50?
See, it's all about the burn. The more burns, the more you
(24:47):
earn for even more drill. Who's drill?
That's right. It's Drill.
I'm 30. 6. The comeback -1000 go.
The comeback -1000 Let's do. Who said that for 100?
He was kind of already going to die, Jared.
Who is Armos? Armos episode 88 All right, we
(25:12):
are done with who said that. We have magic items, we have
NPCS, episodes, and bonus content.
Left, you know, let's finish up these magic items 150.
What was the first ever magic item the party received?
Drum. What is Gerald's magic bag of
beans? Incorrect bunk.
(25:35):
Oh. Tony.
What are the rocket boots? What are the rocket boots?
Are those technically magic though?
They're just. Boots with magic items.
I don't know about that dude in a comments.
Let me know if you think rocket boots are just boots with
rockets, or if they're an actualmagic item.
For bonus points, how many innocent goblins were slain
(26:01):
trying to obtain those rocket boots, Tony?
Me, I answered OK, what is 7? No, the correct answer is I
believe it's 15 15. Dang.
All right, finally in the positives, Tony with 50 points.
What is magic items for 400? All right, how many magic beans
(26:25):
did the party plant before Campaign 1 ended, Darrell?
What is 2? Incorrect.
Fuck, are you kidding me? I did.
Yeah, Jared. What is 3?
Incorrect, Tony. What is 4?
Four. It was 4.
(26:45):
Oh that's my first, I should've just wait.
Three at the Yeah, yeah. There was 3 at the end.
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
I. Thought it was as soon as I knew
it wasn't 2. No, as soon as I knew it wasn't
2, I knew it was 4 'cause it wasthe three, it was the three
pillar things that I used one for each one of them, yeah.
Campfire it was Line Geyser I. Forgot about the campfire.
(27:09):
I forgot about the. Campfire Tony.
Again, a big haul there. What is bonus content for 100?
What is bonus content for 100? What?
With a total of 19, this cast member had the least amount of
suggestions at the end of episodes.
Tony. Oh, I'm sorry, that was
actually. Drell who is Dan?
(27:32):
Incorrect. What?
Tony Who was Alec Incorrect. What?
Jared. Who is Jared?
Who is Jared? Jared was the one.
Least suggestions the least. Suggestions and.
(27:54):
I felt like me Jared, the most suggested the most not.
He got the most in a row, the. Most was Tony by far.
Oh was it? And then it was Alec, then me,
and then Jared. Oh damn, bonus content for 1:15
please. Of course, with a total of 26,
this cast member had to perform the most amount of recaps
throughout campaign one Jared. Who is Dan?
(28:19):
Who is Dan? Correct. close second was Alec.
It's. Bullshit because I did the first
30. Doesn't matter, doesn't count.
Doesn't count. Plus whatever other one I had
was. Bullshit, Jared, where you going
next? Are those my actual points right
now? Yeah -350 very close between
(28:42):
Alec and -1650. Where I got this man if?
You get every single one correct.
You'll be right behind Jared. Exactly.
There you go. Bonus content 200 please.
Episode 56 titled Pet Pig Hid the Nooses is an anagram for
What Tony? Shopping episode What is the
(29:02):
shopping? Episode Incorrect.
What? Drought.
What is? The gang goes shopping.
Incorrect. Fuck in being done
technicalities guys. I can't.
I don't know. All right, oh, what is the
shopping The shopping episode. Capital E, Capital D, Capital I
(29:29):
I would have. Saw the capitals and play what I
let. Me see the answer, let me see
the. Answer the shopping episode.
No, it said that. You said shopping episode really
fast, which was incorrect, and then said what is and we're
going to go back episode. I'm pretty sure he said.
What is? Regardless, you didn't say
correct to begin with and you rushed it.
That's your own fault. I thought you want to duck out
(29:52):
your way then. Jerry.
I'll do NPCS for 400. Of course, this creature runs a
curiosity shop in Shadow Fell where Tony.
Who is Silver the Skunk? Silver the skunk runs.
That's where we got the talking torch.
Yum. Favorite question dude.
(30:13):
Yes, right. Man.
Guy fucking made it up. All right, we only have episodes
left, Tony. What is Episodes 200?
The episode titled The Tower is a famous episode of what number
Jared? 140 what?
What is 141? Incorrect.
(30:34):
What? That one hurts that. 1.
Hurts 54321. That was episode 131, not 141.
I mentioned I was dyslexic. It's a famous episode of what
(30:55):
number? Oh, you were just asking the
episode number? Gotcha.
OK, I I read into the question. It's a famous episode.
What's the number? Yep.
All right. And the final question, what are
you going for? 400 all right, 400, please.
What is episode 19 of Campaign 1titled?
Want to answer but OK I can't. Tony.
(31:21):
What is Roctopus? Correct Dral.
What is the descent into the Temple of Rivers?
Descent into the Temple of Rivers.
Bam. Let's go, damn it.
(31:42):
Now, I don't think there's any way that any wedding can be
Tony, but just for fun, we're going to do the Final Jeopardy.
I could get all these. Right, Final Jeopardy time,
Tony, how many points would you like to wager?
150 Let's just go for. Bro Jared, how many points would
(32:02):
you like to wage? 550, right?
You can't you. Can't you?
Cannot wager any points. I mean, technically you can.
You can go in the negative. Yeah, I could go to -2000 Oh
yeah. I want to bet a million.
So you can bet a Max of 1000. 1000 then.
(32:23):
All right, OK, all. Right, I want to do 1000.
All right, betting 1000, Jared, how much you been?
1000. Alec, how much you been?
1000. Wait, do we have to write
something out or is it still thesame?
You have to write it down. You'll write them into DMS to
me. You'll DM.
(32:43):
The end this point. OK.
OK, alright, yeah, I'm ready. Wait, hold on, I got to get my
typing. OK, you're typing ready.
Who was the 6th unique Patreon MPC to appear in the main
campaign of the DND Four O 4? Podcast the 6th.
The 6th probably going to be up in the air.
How many just shot out again andhow many did we have through the
(33:07):
whole campaign? About 10.
I did not write that down. I looked up to six and then
called it. Throughout the campaign, like
over 20. Oh, there was over 20.
Yeah, 6th. 6th. I'm waiting for messages.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. Ding wait, I did.
I did an actual second for this.Please I want to give this a
(33:29):
solid chat. Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
OK, is spelling spelling? As long as you get the general,
I gotta figure who it is, you know?
I don't care if you get the nameperfectly correct.
Oh, wait, hold on. OK.
Alec is locked in. I know I might retract it.
(33:51):
Retract it. It was.
All right, I'm going to put 30 seconds on the clock.
I remember. I think I remember what it is,
but I can't remember the name because I'm drawing a blank.
Yeah, fuck it, I'm doing it. I'm going with it.
I don't think it's right, but I'm going with it.
And. Hang on, hang on. 87.
Your screenshot because I don't.I don't want to mess with the
(34:12):
spelling. 4321 looks like I got everybody's answer in all right,
Alex, I say the. Right answer, You say the right
answer first, right? And I'm.
Gonna I'm gonna have you each reveal your answers 1st Tony,
you said oh. I put the color, not one it
(34:33):
actually is. Oh, who is the death slot?
Jared, your answer is? Morgan, Uthlier.
Uthil. Uthil.
Alec, your answer is. Who is the dread?
And for 1000 points and to win the episode Benjamin Haynes the
(34:55):
Dread. I'm the fucking GOAT.
As soon as you said Dread I, I was like, that's the winner.
I knew it. Wait.
Oh no, that like really won. Yes, yeah, 'cause I, I.
Went to. -4. 50 and you, becauseyou bet 1000 you went to -800 in
(35:18):
the last. Place with negative five 1005
and. Told Jerry it's all about the
comeback. I told you it.
Was about the comeback anything which was the strategy going
into this? In second is Tony with -850 and
in versus Alec with -450 points guessing Benjamin Hayes the
dread. I should have just not met
anything. Yep, the joy in your eyes
(35:42):
though, and you're like, of course, I better do 1000.
We're going to do a quick talk about this as as we end this
episode off. Thank you for joining us for our
very silly kind of filler episode.
Before we get into campaign to everybody, what do you what do
you guys think of that? Was that fun?
Good. It was amazing.
(36:02):
It was good. Yeah, great job.
I want to do it again. I.
Want to do it again? Do it again.
The test anxiety is a real thingand I hate every moment of.
This, yeah. They answer their questions were
really good. I just I the moment I buzz in
before I buzz in, I'm like, oh, I think I have a pretty good
guess. And then the moment I buzz in,
I'm like, no, actually, it's terrible.
I need to rethink everything in my life.
(36:26):
Let's go through some, I guess funner facts about all this
stuff. I'm just going to do a quick
we're going to do some quick shoot offs here, the giant
Slayer. Does anybody know what's the
extra damage dice? Are drill D eights incorrect?
(36:46):
No, the fuck it's on. It's D sixes. 2D sixes?
Nope. I think he upgraded them later
in the campaign. Nope, it's it was 2D sixes and
when I OK then Tony lied to me because when it was 2D it was 2D
sixes and then when I was fighting a giant for the giant
(37:07):
Slayer I got to add 2D8 facts. Look it up.
Let us. Let us let.
US comment in the comments. That is what Tony told.
Me Tony said it wrong by the book a giant Slayer is 2D sixes
extra damage, but what is? It initially what's the damage?
Whatever the weapon is. So whatever the weapons damages
(37:29):
plus the two D6. Yeah.
So you could have hand axe funky.
Lion You gain plus one to bonus attack and damage roles.
When you hit a giant with this weapon, the giant takes 2D6
extra damage with a weapons typeand must succeed.
ADC 15 inches on saving throw ornot?
(37:51):
Prune. Where'd you get this, actually?
The book Actually we never did the prone condition.
I'm not doing this I what I'm doing is I'm scrolling 3 years
back into me and Tony's DMS where he sent me.
Yes, I I totally believe that was a Tony dyslexia moment and
he told you D eights. It's like it's.
(38:11):
Swings. I couldn't believe it.
I'm not saying you did that, Tony, but I couldn't believe
that. The necklace of fireballs.
Do you guys know what episode that was that we got that?
It was in the last episode of Arc 2.
The beginning of Arc 2, actually.
So 26 great give. Me of Arc 3 episode 39.
(38:36):
It was 39 Dragon's Descent. It was the green dragon.
Oh. Yeah, when we after we met Novo.
Gotcha. OK.
Yes, that makes sense. What is points if you know
Flora's last name? Flower.
(38:56):
I bet it is a flower. Oh shit.
Wait, hold on. This is for Tony August. 24th,
2023 Alec wrote to me. So if I create with a giant
Slayer versus a giant, I get 2D6and two D 8 + 28.
Wait wait, hold on and. What'd you say, Tony?
(39:21):
Only weapon damage mods not included.
So inconclusive then inconclusive your. 2D eights are
coming from your. Your 2D eights are coming from
it being a great sword head, Yeah.
Just it being a great sword is the D8 I think.
Yeah, 'cause you're you got 2. D eights from something else?
(39:43):
You got 2D eights from your maneuvers or something?
What? When was this message?
August 24th, 2023. Oh, I was actually at August
10th. Hold on.
Oh great sword and I go only weapon damage mods are not
included. Great sword is supposed to be
two D6 lashing. If it was a great sword, I.
(40:06):
Literally have a screenshot of something that Tony gave me and
it was like. Well, you all let us know in the
comments. What do you think?
Go back and listen and let us know.
Can you put an amendment? On yeah.
So the confusion was we were talking about, so the confusion
you made right is if you used a no, no, because I was talking
(40:27):
about the Perkins crit and we were thinking about
incorporating the Perkins crit into the campaign.
And you said, so if I do plus 2D6 plus 2D8, because that's
what your your maneuvers did, you would get that plus 28
points of damage. And I had corrected you saying
(40:47):
no you don't get the mods, you only get the Max.
Weapon damage. Hold on.
All right, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll, I'll bring this up.
I'll bring this up in the after show because I'm scrolling.
I'm already in 2021 so I'm goingto find this.
There is no after show for this episode.
Yo low key, we're kind. Of weird Tony.
I'm going through our D, I'm sure.
In the episode. You should see something the.
(41:08):
Episode's just a boxing match between Tony and Alec.
Everything. Full fucking stop.
What? Our campaign on Kickstarter is
funded What? What, what, what?
Are you talking about? I just got an e-mail and I'm
sitting here reading it. It says that it just got funded.
(41:31):
How? I'm frantically trying to figure
it. Out it says 102%.
What the fuck? 102 What?
Hold on who? What the heck?
What we can do Campaign 2 now? I mean, it was never a question.
It's. It's literally someone from the
discord. What in the I know?
(41:52):
I want to click on it so bad butthree years back in our.
DMS Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yo, OK, I don't know if we're going to keep this in or.
Not oh, we are. This is what is happening.
Two people just claimed the pizza party with 38 minutes ago
(42:12):
right when we started filming this, which then put us over our
campaign goal. That is, that is nuts.
That's actually crazy. I don't want to shout anyone
out, just whatever. Yeah, yeah.
Holy crap. Little literally.
We're we're going to PAX, boys. We're going, we're going to PAX
(42:33):
and we got 2 pizza parties. Wow, so low behind the curtains.
We hold on. Wait.
Wait, do we? Do we recognize?
What we have to do you? Recognize.
These names, yes, they're they're.
OK, I know exactly who they are.They are.
They have already, they increased their pledge.
(42:53):
So they already pledged. They increased it.
And I don't want to shout them out because I'm sure like I
don't want. Privacy, just to be safe.
Anybody. Yeah, yeah, just in case they
don't want it or whatever. But we're funded.
We have a lot to do now. We have dice rolls and.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
And so many things we got to do and 33 in 33 hours we have to
(43:19):
do. So much.
So much stuff to get well. Like I said, I don't think
there's going to be an after show.
I think we got a lot of stuff to.
Do right now to get real with the audience.
Just for a moment. Before we were recording this
episode, we were briefly talkingabout, you know, how we probably
weren't going to get funded and making plans for it and trying
(43:41):
to figure out what we should do to get things together to try
and keep Campaign 2 going. And on the bottom of my heart, I
oh. My heart.
Cannot describe how much that means to me and how hutched I am
that that just happened. That's nuts.
(44:03):
That is crazy. It's.
Going to be the best piece of fucking party.
I am. Bro.
I am legitimately at a loss of words.
Bro that means I got to. Shave.
Wax my fucking arm. Wait.
(44:23):
Was that announced? Which one do I have?
To do by this. By the time this, yeah.
Or if not, fuck. Oh wait, does that mean I have
to? Drive.
Away you got to drive away my dice.
Oh yeah, that means I have to sit discord for. 12 hours.
(44:43):
Yeah, I'll. I'll take a drive and maybe.
I'll get discord. And you got to run, but you were
doing that anyways. You were running anyways.
Oh my. Lord started realist.
But I I literally read this e-mail.
You'll see my reaction. I read this e-mail and I'm just
sitting here like what the fuck is happening?
(45:09):
I. Dude 38 minutes ago we literally
just started we all. Right, we're going to do an
after show after all. Everybody please give your most
thankful goodbye. I I don't see the names.
I know Jared has is looking at it, but thank you so so much.
(45:34):
To the moon and back, thank you everybody.
We'll meet you in the after showto talk about more lore stuff
and character stuff and everything that just happened,
but until next time, goodbye. Thank you.
Goodbye, thank you. Peace.
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