Does This Happen to You

L K Smithe grew up in a tiny town where steak was always well‑done, and ketchup was basically a food group. Years later, she’s a lawyer in the big city, trying to navigate dating and a small-town identity

On a dinner date with another attorney — a man she hoped would finally see her — he calls her “white trash” for putting ketchup on her steak. Suddenly, it’s not about condiments. It’s about class and belonging.

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Ever wonder if you might be the idiot in the room? This comedic rant breaks down the everyday behaviors that reveal our inner moron — from microscopic “For Sale” signs to parking‑lot NASCAR, from sports‑fan meltdowns to parents who treat youth referees like war criminals.

Along the way, we meet toll‑booth dollar‑throwers, left‑lane drifters, volunteer‑bashers, and the people who proudly rationalize all of it.

Told with warm, wry, mi...

Middle age comes for all of us… but some days it arrives wearing steel‑toed boots. In this episode, we're taking you back to the lockdown era — that strange time when we were all trying to reinvent ourselves, stay sane, and maybe become “fitness people,” despite every shred of evidence to the contrary.

Anna da Silva’s wickedly funny story walks through five deeply effective ways to humiliate yourself as a middle‑aged woman. We’r...

A simple plan to keep her dog hydrated turned into a full‑blown pet‑parenting comedy. In this episode, I narrate the story of what happened when SunshineZombieGirl added water to her dog’s dry kibble—and his dramatic reaction to this so‑called hydration hack. If you love funny dog stories, pet behavior surprises, and the everyday chaos of dog parenting, this one’s for you.

We’ll talk about how to get a dog to pee into a cup, why som...

Everyone talks about colonizing the Red Planet, not all the complications that will arise. Join me, the narrator, as Phil Truman explores the lack of beaches to the sports complications on Mars. You will never think about Mars the same, once you get through the eight reasons. And wonder if Elon knows what he's getting into.

Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show, where life's absurdities take center stage—told by the w...

Step inside the mind of a health insurance company as it calmly explains why your teeth and eyes are luxury bones and therefore not covered. This short satirical story by Bev Potter exposes the absurd logic behind modern healthcare with corporate cheerfulness and dark humor. Perfect for fans of sharp satire, social commentary, and comedic storytelling. 

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In this satirical short story, your healthcare insurer walks you through the “logic” behind denying dental and vision care. If you enjoy absurd humor, corporate doublespeak, and laughing through the pain of the American healthcare system, this one’s for you.

Bev Potter hits the nail on the head with this ludicrous yet believable story. Anyone who navigates the US healthcare system will relate.

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When Elane hits the big 5‑0, she expects cake, maybe a gift card, and definitely grilling students about the English.What she doesn’t expect is to become the internet’s most sought‑after pair of calves.

After years of students, coworkers, and random strangers complimenting her surprisingly magnificent lower legs, she chalks it up to genetics. But when an enthusiastic talent scout approaches her about starring on a “particular” websi...

Have you ever violated social norms? Listen to Sherene's story about pushing our social boundaries, called Folkways. A hilarious journey through boogers, what you can get away with in the grocery store, and what to do with a blow-up doll at Applebee's.

You will be amazed at what her students will do to come out on top. Get ideas on ways to make a scene in Target. You will be cringing and laughing all the way through.

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Did you know that trying to melt a frozen turkey bottom can kill your hair dryer? I've been a cook for years, but my first attempt at making a Thanksgiving dinner wasn't as easy as I had envisioned.

Have a laugh as you learn how to extract the neck from a frozen turkey bottom. What to do when you have a bland dessert from friends and a chocolate pudding that won't set. And what happens when you put a turkey that'...

Join me for a fun interview with Danielle Frank, author of A Wine Lover’s Guide to Parenting. Discover her journey from red-carpet publicist to wine and spirits industry expert.

You'll learn:

A few things about wine.

How she came up with the idea for the book.

How she found a way to get it published.

Her insight into marketing her book.

I narrate a couple of hilarious passages from the book, and you'll learn why a narrator ...

How can you be an American and not know the famous American country singer, Tom Marley? Join Jim Latham and me (as the narrator) for a lighthearted travel tale set against the golden sands of Egypt and the sparkling waters of the Red Sea.

When Jim encounters a famous racing camel named Tom Marley, which the locals insist is named after a famous country singer, he tries to correct them — but quickly learns that some things matter mo...

When fatherhood hits, some men build cribs. Walter tore up his backyard. A hilarious tale of dirt, diapers, and certified organic chaos.

It's okay to get the baby dirty if the dirt is certified organic, right? Walter's wife is not so sure, and he keeps tracking dirt into the house. If you love parenting chaos, gardening fails, and funny dad stuff, this story is for you.

Welcome to the Does This Happen toYou show, where life&...

The Canterville Ghost is finally laid to rest, but his jewels make Virginia's Republican father nervous. Lord Canterville's family was unaware of them. Virginia is happy with the old box that holds them.

In this final chapter, Wilde’s tale closes with mystery, amusement, and a young woman’s quiet power. What happened in the Garden of Death? Only Virginia knows… and she’ll never tell.

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A funky, gritty crime story from Parker McCoy, narrated by Kris Keppeler. Listen as our main guy, Hark, tries to stay on the straight and narrow path despite his Uncle Jay and the Man. How does Louie, the drunk who loves Jamison's, figure into this? How will Margot keep her hubby going in the right direction?

You won't be disappointed with the story or the twist, I promise. Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show, w...

Join writer, Thomas J Baker and narrator Kris Keppeler as we explore what Thomas calls, his Zilla Moments. You will love the hilarious school memories, including a first kiss disaster, and a parent-teacher conference gone wrong.

Perfect for fans of true storytime, awkward childhood tales, and coming-of-age comedy. If you’ve ever thought you had it all figured out as a kid—only to crash and burn—this one’s for you.

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Narrator Kris Keppeler and writer Bev Potter delve into our obsession with big-box stores and all that comes with them. We'll question whether the stuff we buy is costing us more than we think. And why do our garages no longer hold cars but more stuff?

Welcome to the Does This Happen to You show,where life's absurdities take center stage—told by women and men who have lived them.

Ever found yourself utterly perplexed by the w...

Join Winnie, the lactose-intolerant, and wild army K-9 for another misadventure with her handler, Cyn. This army dog story has it all: tequila with a worm, how to clear a locker room full of soldiers quickly, and gangbangers!

Did you know Winnie has a keen sense of revenge and a taste for balls? Listen and find out how Winnie and Cyn outsmart the system and gangbangers.

If you love genuine, laugh-out-loud tales that capture the del...

After being lured to another state by her husband's bait and switch, Georgia finds herself in a fix-it house with no friends or family close by. Trying to make the best of a "divorce by mail" situation, Georgia looks at her brown, overgrown backyard and sees a garden. She doesn't know how to garden, but a little determination goes a long way.

If you love genuine, laugh-out-loud tales that capture the delightful me...