DUMBLINE

Dumbline heads to LA County in 2009 to cover a true crime involving a retired aerospace contractor who’s just trying to enjoy his golden years with a special lady. But when he vanishes after a hangout with a mysterious friend, things unravel fast, thanks to the kind of stupidity you’ve come to expect from Dumbline.

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Dumbline visits a Mount Pleasant, Michigan, high school, where two teens are tortured by a mysterious — and moronic — cyberbully.

But as we know, dumb dumbs can’t hide behind a screen forever. As the teens’ mental states crumble like a house of cards, one sloppy suspect’s poorly hidden ruse does, too.

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Dumbline heads to 1980s Australia, where drugs are everywhere and everyone wants a piece of the action. Our main guy? A bright, jovial smuggler, a real-life Han Solo type. Unfortunately, he surrounds himself with some of the biggest dummies within 12 parsecs of the Kessel system. His terrible team-building skills eventually come back to bite him in the ass, but not before years of wild, chaotic stories.

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Maria, Greg, and Jason head to the Dallas suburbs to discuss a disturbing true crime that takes place down at the ol' Tom Thumb. There's so much dumb packed into this case, the suspect might've set a new record for getting caught!

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Dumbline is in the early 2000s in Scranton, Pennsylvania. A quiet town, a devoted fan, and a plan that made absolutely no sense. We follow a string of heists that targeted priceless artifacts sports history, fine art, and more only to leave behind a trail of confusion, destruction, and deeply dumb decisions.

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Dumbline takes a trip back to late 19th-century England for a true crime tale of a son who set sail in search of fortune, only to be shipwrecked, leaving his devastated mother behind. But years later, a miracle unfolds when a man, looking a little worse for wear, shows up claiming to be her long-lost boy. Is it the heartfelt reunion she was waiting for?

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Dumbline heads to Charlotte, North Carolina, where a group of bumbling criminals attempted a heist so dumb it had to be real. This week, we’re diving into the unbelievable true story of a botched bank heist. Get ready for bad disguises, even worse decisions, and one of the most ridiculous crimes in history.

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The Dumbline team goes back to 1990s LA to discuss a true crime case involving a missing astrophysics student that nearly sparks an international manhunt; if not for our subject’s abject stupidity. Buckle up, because this one gets a little crazy.

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Dumbline is back! This week, Jason, Greg, and Maria tackle a 2000s true crime story based in San Francisco that also spans the globe. In what can only be described as a wild twist, technology outsmarts our sexagenarian dummy, and she is easily apprehended.

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Dumbline is in 2001 Las Vegas, Nevada to discuss a shady chiropractic practice that specializes in accident treatment and stupidity then rebrands to something even dumber if that is possible.  Our perpetrator starts to rake in the cash again until his stupidity ultimately leads to his downfall.

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Dumbline heads to Kearny, Nebraska, in the early 2000s to unravel a bizarre true crime story involving a man named Tiger, a supposed alien abduction, and a jaw-dropping twist you won’t see coming. Buckle up, because this episode is packed with more dumb than we thought was humanly or extra terrestrially possible.

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Dumbline is in Winter Park, Florida, this week to discuss a bizarre 2020 true crime involving a drunken game of hide and seek that turns deadly. After a series of unbelievably dumb mistakes and a litany of evidence, our assailant is swiftly caught and sent to prison—but the stupidity doesn’t stop there. Even behind bars, they manage to be a colossal pain in the ass.

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On this week's Dumbline, the team discusses an unbelievable true crime involving an Air National Guard numbskull looking to make a quick buck who finds himself on a shady website run by a CEO named Guido. Queue all the Dumbline dumb drops, because the stupid doesn’t stop until our dummy is finally apprehended.

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Dumbline is headed to the gritty streets of 1800s New York to unravel a chilling piece of true crime history. America’s first female serial killer isn’t exactly a criminal mastermind, and her own blunders may be what sealed her fate.

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Dumbline takes you back to the 70s to discuss a three-wheeled automobile that was supposed to change the world, developed by the wife of a former NASA engineer. As orders for this 'car of the future' start rolling in, the dumb begins and it doesn’t stop. You won’t believe how wild this story gets.

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Dumbline heads to Medford, Wisconsin, where a diesel mechanic mysteriously disappears. Of course, our suspect leaves a mess of dumb everywhere, topping it off with the classic move of agreeing to be interviewed on the local news. 

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Team Dumbline discuses a 2007 true crime in South Kent, Connecticut,  in this week's episode.  A sexagenarian philanthropist and an abstract artist are hanging out when they are interrupted by a home invasion.  You really won't believe what these 4 dummy robbers do and how their idiocy ultimately leads to their arrest. 

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The Dumbline team heads to Bethesda, Maryland, to dive into a true crime case where a body is discovered in a Lululemon store, surrounded by bloody footprints. You won't believe how this dummy’s lies and sheer stupidity led to their capture and conviction.

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The Dumbline crew heads north to the Canadian Arctic this week to discuss a true crime involving dummy fraudsters that take advantage of programs meant to help others, but are easily apprehended and convicted due to a litany of idiotic errors. 

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