Fatties Over Forty

Drink: Good Boy Vodka, Citrus Circus and Arnold Palmer flavors

Disclaimer: we tried new equipment so the audio is not as good as normal. Blanco and Jonesy are joined by their wives for an afternoon at the shop. Blanco shares story of first date with his wife and their weddings. JG discusses the dirty restaurants the Blanco introduced her to over the years. Mrs. Jones her trips to the hood in her youth. We give some love to Sumner A...

Drink of the day Southern whiskey LIT Jack Daniels 3/4 oz, Bullet Bourbon 3/4 oz, Southern comfort 3/4 oz, Sour mix 1 oz, Lemon juice 1/2 oz.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. Blanco got bougie at an art auction this week. He is now an aimless collector. Jones has been dethroned. He is no longer the Chili cook off champion. We discuss the pilot hitting on random lady at airport via napkin drop. We talk about the baby sitter wh...

Drink of the day: Sonic hard beverages Mango, Lemon Berry, Cherry Limeade.

Jonesy and Blanco are in the bar. Times are tough and we are thinking about selling feet pics. That leads to a discussion on credit cards. We review things you should not ever do at Subway. We discuss absurd laws in the state of KS. We also weigh in on if Vabbing should be a thing. We shared a story of a man who grew a loofa in his shower. Sports is kicked o...

Drink of the day:  Belfast bomb 1/2 pint Guiness. Shot is 1 oz Jameson, .5 oz Baileys, .5 oz Kahlua.

Blanco and Jonesy open the St. Patrick’s day episode the only way we know how…Belfast bombs!  We give a shout out to the oldest living married couple. We know we will never make it close to that record as we are too fat. We discuss what we would do if someone destroyed your wedding cake. We discuss the best Italian chain restaurants...

Drink of the day: Premade Jack and Cherry Coke.

Jonesy and Blanco are back in the bar. We start it off by trying the Little Debbie Nutter Butter Cream pie. We pay homage to KC radio icon Johnny Dare. We reminisce on the shows 32 year history and what we will miss the most. Jonesy and Blanco are both done with day light savings time. It needs to end. Blanco’s neighbor’s tree fell in his yard and took out his tree. Jonesy sets him st...

Jonesy and Blanco had a virtual hang so there was nothing special to drink.  We chat a bit about “Landman”. Shockingly we are both fans but wish there was a whipped cream bikini.  We debate how soon is too soon to move in with a significant other. What is the proper protocol for siblings splitting an inheritance? Blanco is not a fan of the rotting corpse flower.  Jonesy is enthralled with the kayak swallowed by the whale.  We test ...

Drink of the day: White Claw Vodka and Soda: Peach, pineapple, wild cherry, watermelon.

Jones and Blanco are back in the bar discussing topics de jour. We partially break our rules and give our thoughts on a bill proposal in MS to fine men for masturbation. Thoughts given on a diner who felt it was okay to take money from the communal tip jar to help cover their tab. We found out BK is selling cheeseburgers for $1 this week. That l...

Drink of the day: Nor’easter 2 oz bourbon, .5 lime juice, .5 maple syrup, top with ginger beer.

Jonesy and Blanco are enjoying a cocktail and shooting the breeze.  We reminisce about an old school Mexican restaurant we both love. That leads to a discussion on when it’s okay not to tip. We debate the Girl Scout cookie rankings from Food and Wine.  We discovered we have not been brushing our teeth incorrectly for a long time.  We wra...

Drink of the day: Christmas rum punch 2 oz spiced rum, .5 oz lemon juice, 2 oz cranberry juice, top with ginger beer.

Blanco and Jonesy are at the bar for their holiday special. We give Screwball egg nog a try. We make a case for restaurants to stop leaving the tails on shrimp in pasta dishes.  Jonesy has a beef with Taco Bell.  We talk about the most popular toy of the decade for the past 60 years. What were our favorite Christmas...

Drink of the day: Jameson Ginger and lime premade cocktail.

Jonesy and Blanco are rambling at the bar again. We found a chef in Guatemala that cooks pizza using a volcano. That leads to talk about a mega volcano wiping out humanity. We give out take on the drone presence over NJ. Are the aliens coming from the ocean, maybe?  We talk about the transfer portal in sports. We discuss the Lions season ticket holder banned for his verbal...

Drink of the day: Manhattan 2 oz Reunion Rye Whiskey, 1 oz sweet vermouth. Cherry garnish.

Blanco and Jonesy are back after a short hiatus. Bar talk ensues, we talk about a recent TikTOk trend of taping your mouth to prevent snoring. We touch on the latest privacy invasion that is your smart watch. We stroll down memory lane and talk some Girls Gone Wild and the Peacock documentary. Sports is kicked off with a story about Adam Sche...

Drink of the day: Jaeger bomb 2 oz Jaegermeister, 4 oz Red Bull

Blanco starts the show with his fantasy football punishment. We discuss the sale of our mortgages. We weigh in on friends that expect the sole employed friend of the group to pay for dinner. That leads to a discussion of our weird ass social media algorithms. We weigh in on neighbors and if we are obligated to talk to them. Blanco thinks introverts should get a pass. O...

Drink of the day Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after being gone a couple of weeks. Life has been really busy for both of us. We are upset we missed our Halloween episode. We make up for it by doing a taste test of the original Big Mac vs. The Chicken Big Mac. Strange music leads off the discussion because Krizz Kalicko’s “Genius” is featured on the new Apple Intelligence issues. Jones is mad h...