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April 30, 2023 2 mins

Gareth and the Lost Island follows the adventures of Professor Gareth Mintel, and the crew of the airship Glorious Dawn, on their quest to find a mythical lost island. This Fantasy Adventure-Comedy is sure to appeal to fans of the Discworld Series, The Princess Bride, and Mel Brooks films. Show premieres May 7th, 2023 and releases twice a week on Sundays and Wednesdays for the first 11 episodes.

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[Music] Gareth (00:00):
Hi I'm Gareth Mintel, and I guess  this is my story. When this all started, I thought
I had everything I had ever wanted as the youngest professor in the history of the University
Arcanum. That all changed when I got caught in a rather embarrassing situation with the wife

(00:22):
of one of the richest merchants on the Island of Draconia. Merchant: Melinda I know you're in there

my love open up my little shrub. Melinda (00:28):
Wood  rot! Bastard wasn't supposed to be back until next

week. Gareth (00:35):
In my defense, I was really drunk  that night. A toast to misplaced accent marks.
The next day, I found myself saddled with the seemingly impossible quest to find the Lost Island
of Mascal, or the permanently banished from my beloved University. Determined not to let me face

(00:58):
danger alone, I was joined by my adoptive father, Dr Tralnis Granitestaff (an omnisexual dwarf with

a heart of gold)... Tralnis (01:05):
The only thing we  dwarves do more often than drink ale is have sex,

and we drink a lot of ale.... Gareth (01:10):
... and  our simian butler, and my best friend, Henry....

Henry (01:16):
Are you suggesting I should shave my  balls?... Gareth

crew of the airship Glorious Dawn,... Sheldon:  Did she just call this guy Professor Mental? (01:21):
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Well let's be honest he'd have to be to hire us. Elizabeth: I suppose it doesn't hurt that the

professor is good looking. Izzy (01:33):
God yes he's, I  mean that has nothing to do with the job.

Pilot (01:41):
Barely adequate cook, my people have a saying  perfect for situations like this - do not let
the cargo ramp hit you on the ass on your way out.... Gareth:... we set out on a globetrotting
adventure across Hadronus. Along the way we made both friends... Teesh: Uh, Hi Gareth. Fancy meeting

(02:03):
you here. Okay, even I
thought that sounded lame. Gareth:... and enemies in the form of skeletons...Izzy: Did
I say skinny bitches? I meant that those bleached bones are really thinning. It's a good look for you.

Gareth (02:16):
...pirates... Pirate
towards us from the clouds below. Gareth:,,, and an angry venomous duck Venomous Duck: Quack-hiss
Even with all of this happening I still managed to fall in love. Tralnis: Mythical Gods

above and below, I have terrible timing. Izzy (02:35):
Yes,  yes you do. Rain check? Gareth
Join us on the rocking Adventure comedy Gareth and the Lost Island [Music]
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