Facials, Photoshoots and Fisting, OH MY! - Episode 6

We’re BACK dolls!

Tom is back from his birthday weekend on the Gold Coast and got into a FIGHT with a HOMOPHOBE! Hear what happened, plus Jack went on tour with Abbie Chatfield in BrisVegas! Tom went snooping at an open home and you WON’T BELIEVE what he found…hint: it’s gay stuff. AND Jack ended up in HOSPITAL after a sex party. Don’t ask…. LISTEN INSTEAD! Enjoy dolls xxx

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitch, you have somebums?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, bitch?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Is my look nice?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes? Bitch?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Someone about that?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes, yes, we're that. Hi Tom, Hi, Hi Jack, Hi doll.
How are you? I'm good? I feel like I'm so.
I've had so many messages you have people being like,
why has there been so many missed were? We're here
to tell you we are a couple of busy girls.
We're very busy busy girl.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
There you can hear how much congestdaying. And this is
why Actually this isn't why we've we've been away. But
I've got this stupid super flu.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh see, I had that a couple of months ago.
That's why we missed out like second episode, because I
was so sick.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Literally, I know, but I feel like you were literally
dying in bed.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I was.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I feel fine. I just sound like ship.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You kind of sound really mask do I No, I'm
just kidding. Lower my voice. So way, how have you been.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sick for like two weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay? Yeah? Two? Well, yeah, we haven't been here I
think for like two weeks. So basically, well, I don't
we haven't start.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I know, and I haven't seen you in a couple
of weeks, so we haven't been spoken harder, we've texted,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So what's the tea? How was the Gold Coast for
your birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh my god, it was birthday, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
We haven't done like a birthday, I know, Birdy.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was really good. I like flew up. I left
early on the Friday and flew up and it was
pissing rain the whole time. The whole time. Didn't get
to go to the beach. The beaches were closed, like
they were roped off. You couldn't even walk on the
sand because the waves. It was like it was like
a tsunami, typhoon, hurricane Jesus. It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's annoying, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
So I couldn't go to the beach because I just
wanted to do like a person anyway I am, but
like I do love a walk along the beach. Yes,
so I couldn't do that. And then I couldn't even
really go to the pool because it was just pouring rain.
But it was like humid, so I could have gone in,
but it was just pouring rain, I know. And then
on the spit on the Sunday morning, for like an hour,
there was a little bit of blue sky. So we

(02:09):
went into the pool, did a full photo shoot, perfect
obviously full content and yeah it was Yes, stated the
plazaver Sarch, which by the way, is apparently not going
to be the Versarch anymore in like less than twelve months.
I feel like I heard that so apparently, like because
I was posting heaps of stuff there and someone messaged me,

(02:31):
who owns an apartment in there? How bougie? Well, I
think it's a hotel room that you can like own them.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, I know someone that owned one.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, and he was like, oh my god, enjoy it
while you can. It's not going to be there for
much longer. What and apparently died you like die. Apparently
the like Vasachi license expires end of this year or
started next year. And the people that some big Chinese
company bought it like a couple of years ago, and
now they've re sold it for I think it was
like one hundred and fourteen million dollars and I know

(03:01):
so the I know the new people that bought it.
I'm not going to renew the Versati license because it
costs a lot of money and the place needs a revamp.
It looks like before room on the block. Literally like
it looks like get in Susie Wilk's on changing rooms,
get in the better homes than gardens Crew getting something
like that. Yeah, it's a bit like it needs a

(03:23):
lick of pain. The Medusa heads need Donna Tella to
come around with gold texture and like fill in the eyes.
Like it's it needs a revamp, and I think it
just would cost too much money. So they're like apparently
going to make it any I think. I think because
I read all these articles when this guy like messaged
me and I was like, I was like, and I like,
I think the company that bought it owns like the

(03:43):
INTERCN and stuff like that, so it's just going to
come like an Intercontinental or something like that. Boring, I know.
But even when I went there, like I was excited for, like,
you know, the WASSACEI slippers because last month was there,
I took like all of them in the room, all
of them from the SPA when like twenty them. Yeah,
because they're like the ones you can take this one
you can take, yeah sure, yeah, yeah, because you can't

(04:07):
take like the pillows and stuff. No, but you can
take because they charge you. You can't take them, but they
charge you so they know. So apparently they know everything
that's in each room. And then when the maids come in,
they go like, Okay, the three pillows are still here,
but one of the bathrooms, what if you just replace
the pillow? And that's what's the point of that? Actually,
I know. So you can take stuff, but they charge
you for it because they have your credit card. But

(04:28):
like stuff like the slippers and like the bath gels
and stuff you're allowed to take obviously, right, So last
time I was there, I don't know, before COVID, I
went home with like twenty pairs of slippers because obviously
they're just hotel slippers. They disintegrate after like a week
because they're made of cardboard. I know, they lasted me
a couple of years totally. And all the bars gels
is up up. So when I got there, I noticed
that like all the the slippers were just no brand.

(04:52):
I was like, where I slippers? And at this point
I didn't know literally the reason you went up there slippers.
And then I went into the bathroom and I was like, so,
is you know how you get like shampoo, shower gel, conditioner, moisturizer. Sure,
only the shampoo conditioner were SACI and I was like,
and it's not even it's just for Sachi bottle. It's
not even like for Sachi product, and it's like just

(05:12):
like ss like normal hotel stuff. But I was liketuly hairful. Yeah,
I was like, where are the other products? It was
like some alchemist growing col's brand.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's not what we want.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I was like, where is anything else? And then
everything fell into place because I was like, right, they're
being sold but obviously no, they're being sold right they
haven't bought any of the new stuff. So that was annoying.
But yeah, like apart from that, it was amazing. Had
a facial did multiple, multiple, multiple photo shoots. I reckon.
I took at least three thousand photos while I was there.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Why haven't I seen more on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well? I did, did any dump, but I do kind
of like be that person.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You need to be that person bay, But yeah, but
it was I did do a big dumb fun though.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
It was so fun. Oh my god, it was so fun.
But yeah, actually we'd both be Queensland gals. How was right?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
So that was the first weekend we didn't do the pub.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
The second weekend was because I went up to do
Abby Chatfield's live show, yeah, which was super fun.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So were you like a guest because I had friends
who did. I had some drag queen friends shout out
Danny issues who.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Shout out Danny issues out of the.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Pod last night, she was really drunk at Puff where
I work, and just like I was listening to the
podcast the next episode and I was like, that sounds
like me. I was like, yeah, on the way, and uh,
what are we talking about? I was a guest on
Oh yeah, she was a guest house in Sydney. Yeah. Yeah,

(06:40):
and then you did Brisbane like a panele Is it
like sitting down for an interview on like Sunrise?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So I was meant to sing, but I had just
come down.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
With this stupid flu, stupid super flu, and yeah, I
wasn't in a great way, but I still wanted to
make it there and be a guest. But yeah, So
there was basically like two couches set up like couch
chair set up with like a little like cocktail table
and whatever, and.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
It looks it kind of looked like the set of
a morning TV show, but.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
On stagsh it was that kind of vibe. It was
super fun.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Interviews did you just chat stuff?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
We chatted about a bunch of different things. I chatted
about a lot of things I'd never thought i'd actually
ever say, and so I was like, what, well, I
don't want to say because I was like, no one
record this when I when I was like telling these
stories and they're like stories that I just wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
But isn't she turning them into a podcast? Is she?
I'm pretty sure that's why people do live podcast tours.
They record them, and they pretty sure fuck off, pretty sure.
I'm not under present, but that's people do live podcasts
and they record them and put them out as an episode.
Oh shit, Oh well I'll see how that goes. Please

(07:46):
put that.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
But yeah, I told them stories and never thought i'd
tell got quite deep at one point, but yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It was just kind of like interview vibes catching up
because I mean Abby, I mean, she's the busiest woman alive,
so when we catch up, it's usually mostly either at
a party or an event or something like this, so
it was nice to catch up and then we kind
of everyone that was all the different guests did like
a Q and a at the end from the audience,
but it was super fund.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did you get questions from the audience.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm trying to know.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think they were all for Abby. Oh okay, I
think I can't remember. I was so sup you're going
there to see her one hundred percent. But yeah, And
then I spent the weekend with some family, which is nice,
and I spent it with my shout out to my
she's my second cousin, and she had to a lot
of like therapy work with her. She's trying to think
of like her title, she studied all types of therapies

(08:39):
and she studied like what's the Eastern medicine and all
that kind of.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Stuff, Chinese medicine stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she does this there. I think
we talked about a bit a bit about it once.
When she does this therapy weight, it's kind of like hypnotherapy,
like go down to your like cool traumas. So we
did a lot of that. So it's very deep emotional
reset of.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
A week, like a therapy weekend. Therapy weekend that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It was actually a lovely and accupunctuy on me.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I love accupuncture. It was so we ever had acupuncture
where they're the needles were attached to like an electric
machine and they vibrate. Oh my god, it's life changing.
Oh my god, life changing. Like no, no, no, so it's
like really bad migraine. So that's why I had it.
But basically they put the needles in you and they're
attached to cords.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Where are the cords going to.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Into like a machine that looks like a car battery
And then they got no, no, no, it was legit. I
think it was legit car battery and so no, it
just looked like that, but it wasn't our car battery, right,
But they give you the knob on the box that
looks like the car battery to increase or decrease the
buzzing because it like twitches.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
You control it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, and I was like go for it, babe, and
oh my god. So the first time electric shark. Yeah,
the first time, it's so you like content because it's
so for long, and I was like down, down, but
it's good to move. But that was going sofal on
my he couldn't my hand because they put it under you.
You're like obviously lying on like a bed like with
the face hole, and so I like had turned it

(10:08):
down and then you can gradually go up. Because I
think they were in for like I don't know, thirty
minutes or something, and it was so full on. At
one point, yeah, my hand, I couldn't move my It's
like it helding you, holding your hostage. I couldn't be
my hand down to do the knob because I knocked
it and I was going and I was like, ah,
but yeah, I only ever did that once. So I
was trying to work through my trauma, not create don't

(10:29):
be electrical car car battery.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
What's called acupuncture, acupuncture. But it was very relaxing. It
was lovely. But then I I before I went away,
I literally thought I was going to have to go to.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Hospital because of the superlu stupid things flew.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
But then when I was there, I when.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I was there, when I was thinking I was going
to go to hospital, it reminded me of this time
which I wanted to like put a pin in and
I'll tell you on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
So this one time in La.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
This is very just like left a field, but I
just wanted to tell the story because I think it's hilarious.
I it was like one of my I was in
La visiting. I don't even know what the hell I
was doing. I went for a few weeks. I was
visiting my friend Cody.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
And oh, so it was when you lived there. No,
I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
When I lived there.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I was like twenty two, yeah, I think, and when
over a La, I was legal age this time, so
like kicking it up, and I think like on one
of my last nights, I was at this party which
ended up at another party. End up another party, well
that's la very La, and then I ended up talking

(11:39):
to and then making out and then hooking up with
this guy who told me he was the Red Power Ranger.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
But then since then I've kind of like tried to
look for the different Red Power Ranges. I'm like, Bobo,
I think this is maybe.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
But do you know why? Because they had the actor
Power Rangers and then like with no mask on, and
then they had the people with the mask on Power Range,
the Stunt Double, the Stunt Double Power Ranger. Yeah, they
did all the kung fu and whatever power Rangers do.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
So the Stunt Double Power Ranger. I ended up hooking
up with him and he came in my eye by accident,
I know. And I ended up in Cedar Sino Hospital
in Beverly Hills for seven days. Seven days, I know,
because I was on a really hectic antibiotic dream.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Obviously he's like, come, I must have not been that
great because I end up with like a bacterial infection
in my eye.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I know. What a shit show. But I just wanted
to tell that story because I thought it was quite funny.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, I was listening while you were telling that, but
I was also googling because you just reminded me my
year like nine and year ten drama teacher always used
to tell us that she was the Pink Power Ranger. Okay,
and I just googled her name and Pink Power Ranger
and I think it's legititu. Yeah, what just reminded.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's so random.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Because I think they used because I remember, I don't
know why I know this guy. Yeah, they used to
always update the cast all the time because there's like
Powerranger movies, Power Range of TV shows, and there's like
mighty more from Power Rangers and then like there's different
like kinds of Power Ranger content. Yeah, and so I
don't know if they filmed it here because she's not
like a big star, but that's why, Oh my god,

(13:27):
and that she was like her claim to fame. There's
like the you know how like dramas like actors that
never made it no offense, but like that was like
that's like that's like a like a.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Thing, you know what I mean, Like totally So this
guy might have well and truly been the Red Power
Ranger yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Something yeah, or just the one with the mask on
like the s but still, but it was claim to fame,
and it was his claim to fame obviously with his
super sperm. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Putting me in the hospital for a fucking week, oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
And in America, the hospital built that you like look
at the sign that says hospital. They're like twelve grand,
thank you, my b it was over.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Two home ndred thousand dollars. Yeah, because I was there
for a week and they put me because I had insurance.
I didn't pay that much. Obvious had insurance, so that
insurance paid, but they knew I had insurance and so
they put me in like the nicest room with aw
so like it was fine.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
And that's like the celebrity hospital, like that's where the
Kardashian's got to give birth.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I think I've got I think I've got a video.
I'll try and if we do like a little reel
of this story, I'll try and put the video up.
I've got one of me, like like literally, I woke
up on the Sunday. I think it happened on the
Friday night. Woke up on the Sunday morning, I think
it was Easter Sunday, and I woke up and my
whole eye was fucking swollen a ship.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And I called my mom and I'm like, mom, someone came.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
In my eye.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
He told her that, Yeah, I didn't know what to do,
and she was like, go to the chemist. And I
went to the chemists and I couldn't find anything.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You have to explain what happened, Yeah, I told I
could even't care. Oh my god, I've been so embarrassed,
I know.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
And then when I went to the hospital, they were like,
what happened. I was like, this guy came in my
eye and now I'm thinking of going to die. Oh
a week because the bacterial infection really got in there.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
What a waste of a good holiday being stuck in
the hospital. I know, I know it was the hospital
food good was it like la or No.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
No, it was weird.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I guess hospital food shit everywhere. Yeah, no, it was weird.
But anyway that happened, I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't know what's been happening with you.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Let's just finish. I don't think there's anything else. I
think we've peached climb out last episode. Guys, Actually, what
has been happening with you? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Any coming your own No, no.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh my god, I got into Oh my god, I
got into a fight on the Gold Coast. Who okay,
so strap yourself in. I got like we flew up
there on like the Friday. Okay, so my birthday was
on the Monday the sixteenth, So on the Friday the thirteenth,
I think we flew up and it was like really

(16:00):
pouring rain. Some of the flights. My friend was on
the airport at the same time as we had a
flight to Melbourne. Her flight got canceled because the weather
in Big like going south was so bad, but going
north it was fine. Okay, well not really. That was
horrific turbulence. Yeah, yeah, But we got there and then
everyone was trying to order ubers and taxi and everything.
The line for a taxi was literally was like an

(16:20):
over an hour wait. I looked at Uber and when
we got off the plane, it was like fifty four
dollars or something, and I was like, that's fine because
it's about forty minutes. It was like forty minutes to
get to the hotel fifty bucks. I was like, that's fine.
And it was like five pm on a Friday whatever,
it was like peak time, yollo. And then by the
time we like got out, got our bags, went to

(16:40):
the toilet, I needed a bottle of water because I
was like feeling so sick, like all of a sudden,
it was one hundred and ten dollars. It had more
than doubled in like fifteen minutes the Uber the Uber
and it was going to take the worst feeling, I know,
and I know I was like, oh, I wish. I
looked at totally and it was going to take over
an hour to get there, like the estimated arrival and
because well there was a line for ubers as well

(17:01):
at this point, okay, and so I was like, oh,
so the first time I ever went there, I was
like I don't know, nineteen or something, and I caught
the bus. There's like a shuttle. It's not a shutter bus,
but it's like a bus. It's the Triple seven. It
goes from Gold Coast Airport right into Surfers. And I
was like, oh, maybe should we just get this bus,
like it just is easy, Like it was going to
take the same time, like it was going to take

(17:22):
an hour as well to get there. And I was like,
one hundred and ten dollars on an uber or like
five dollars on a bus, and it's going to take
the same time, not as glad, but I who care,
yes exactly. I was like, I was like, oh God,
imagine getting off the bus out in the front of the
and the like how like laying Hi, I'm going to
pay my firstborn child and all the money I have
in the world to stay in your basic room. But

(17:44):
I just got off the bus and we were like
all right, I got off the bus. So and the
thing is, the bus stops literally right out the front
of the literally like ten meters in front of the
like fabulous driver with the Bentley before Oh my god. Anyway,
so we got on the bus and there was a
lot of people from the plane on the bus, and

(18:06):
there was like a hen's weekend, some drunk it was
the there was some football thing happening in Brisbane, the
suit the I can't remember a live round, some big thing,
and no one could. The flights to brisboll all side out.
So people and I only know this because everyone was
talking about it. People were catching a plane to the
Gold Coast and then driving the hour and whatever to
Brisbane because all the Brisbane Flies were sold out. Right,

(18:27):
So there's a lot of like footy boys, a lot
of girls on Hen's weekends, a mixed bunch, yeah, and
then me like, I'm off to get a facial at
the Flies of Asachi, still the slippers, yeah. And so
there was on the bus there was all these like
drunk boys, like not boys, like make fifty sixty year
old men, but like not cool guys, like not cool
fifty year olds going to the footy on a boys trip,

(18:48):
like lame just losers, okay. And they were being so
loud because they obviously got blind at the airport, kept
drinking on the plane. And then I remember we were
waiting at the bus stop and one of this one
particular guy was just being so loud and just a loser,
like shut up, you're in a bus line like calmed down.
He was like trying to flirt with these twenty one

(19:08):
year old girls from like Western Sydney that like had
the nails and the extensions and like the you know,
lubiton bags and they're like, we're here on the gold
carriers totally, and he was like trying to flirt with them,
and you could tell they were grossed out. He was
gross yeah, and he got back in your box, legit
and he got on the bus. And then anyway, the
whole bus ride in Soa, it's about forty minutes from
the airport to surfers, and then it was about twenty

(19:28):
minutes from surfers to the Vasagi. So on the way
to surfers, these girls got up. He was like chatting
with these girls, flirting. They eventually got off, and then
he started talking to a couple of his friends who
he was on the bus with, right, and they weren't
as buzzed as he was. He was a bad line
and they were just fun drunk and you could tell
they were getting a bit pissed off with him because

(19:49):
they were like yeah, yeah, oh wow, yeah, because he
had a story for everything, because he used to and
I couldn't. I was so pissed off at this guy.
He was so fucking annoying, right, and they're spending an
hour and a oh he was so loudly and I
just like, shut up. No one wants to hear your conversation.
So anyway, he was saying that he used to live

(20:09):
on the Gold Coast, so everything we drove past he
had a story to tell his friends about. So like,
I played minigolf there once, I went on a date
there at this once. This is the subway, I legit,
this is the subway I used to eat my lunchat
every day. I was like, shut up, you fucking idiot. Anyway,
so there was at one point we were going he
just even passed surfers and like just after surfers, like
Cavalab the main part there's a shopping mall and a

(20:31):
hotel called Chevron Renaissance, and he pointed up there and
he was like, I rooted a girl up there once.
And his friend was like, oh okay, And all his
other friends had got off because they were staying at
separate hotels. There was just him and one of his
friends there here at one point, and he was this
friend was you could tell over him over the guy
and he was like, I roude his girl up there once,

(20:51):
and the guy was like, oh, okay, his friend, and
then he told the whole He was like, I was
out clubbing with my other friend and he picked up
this one girl and she was really ugly and then
they went home, and this whole time they were gross.
I know, he was gross this whole time. Next to me.
So I was sitting like, you know how there's a
backdoor on a bus. I was sitting on the chair
that's like right behind the back door, so it goes

(21:14):
like front door chairs, chairs, back door, glass panel. Me
and then my boyfriend was sitting behind me, just because
we all had bags and so much stuff. And to
my right across the road was this maybe like fifty
year old classic Gold Coast mum, like she had a
white chino on, a sensible short haircut, sensible shoes, like
a pastel top, like loved it, loved it all gold jeury,

(21:36):
loved it perfect epitome of the Gold Coast um. Yes,
And she and I her and I kept like making
eye contact because he just was saying the grosser stuff
and we were both like rolling our eyes, but like
you know how the name is this guy, and so
we was like we were at the club and my
friend took home the ugly girl, and then I took
home her friend and we root it up on the balcony.

(21:57):
I know it was his hotel room, but he woke
up and left early, and he goes I didn't have
to buy any champagne or anything because she was already
drunk from the club. It was the cheapest route I
ever had. And in my head, I was like he
was just being so gross. I wanted to say something
like because this woman you could tell, was like annoyed
and it was just a gross conversation to be having

(22:18):
in front of a full bus people like.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Who even thinks to have that conversation.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
He was d and he was white, and he was
middle aged, and he thought he could rule everything and
the people cared what he was talking about. So he
was telling this story and this woman got off at
the next stop, and I was like, boy, my blood
was boying at this point because I just was like
wanted to say something like you really think this is
okay to like talk about this in front of all

(22:43):
these women, like on the bas like gross, But I didn't.
I bit my tongue. I was like whatever, And then
he started talking to my boyfriend because they were like
he was talking to everyone, like he'd been talking to
the girls he was trying to pick up. Started talking
to my boyfriend and he was like, oh, we're going
to the footy. What are you guys here for to us?
And I just ignored him. Souse didn'tant have any part
of it. And my boyfriend's too nice. He loves to

(23:03):
have a chat and he played football. So they started
talking about football and that lasted for about ten minutes,
and then they worked out that they're from the same
area and that my boyfriend's boss is this guy knows
this guy. They're like, I have coached football or something
together ten years ago, so they had a connection. They
were like aha, anyway, conversation died down. Remember my boyfriend
sitting behind me, he kind of like turned and put

(23:25):
his like arms not around me, but like kind of
on my shoulders, and like his head his chin was
on his arm. And remember I said, I was there
was like a glass panel that I was sitting in
front of, and by this point it was like dark
outside and you know when so the lights were on
in the bus. Obviously I could see the reflection of
what was behind me, and so I've been watching this

(23:47):
guy in the reflection, just my blood boiling, like just
in my head, like shut the fuck up, and I've
kind of been saying it under my breast, a little
middle aged white loser and not middle aged, no, well
he was a bit older th middle age, but yeah,
like fifty sixty and he I was watching him in
the glass. He obviously didn't know I could see him
in the reflection. And when my from like put his hand,

(24:09):
he like was leaning on me, and then he kind
of put his hand on my shoulder and like rubbed
my shoulder a little bit. And the guy sitting behind
us saw it, was watching and because he'd been like, oh,
you guys are gonna go and fuck some chicks this weekend,
just being gross, and I was we were like no, no,
m So he saw my boyfriend touched my shoulder and
he looked at his friend and we like jabbed him.

(24:30):
Was like, oh, he look and then did like what
would like what would you call like the flicks the
wrist down like gay, No, he did that, you saw
it in the reflections, yet, like, do you know what
I mean like he flicked his wrist down like gay
hand and said to his friend mouthed it, look those faggots,
and I this is never I've never done this before
in my life. I stood up and I was like,
are you fucking kidding me? And he was like what what?

(24:54):
And I was like, don't you fucking try and light
to me right now? I saw what you just did.
And the whole bus was watching me. I love you.
And my boyfriend hadn't seen it, so he doesn't didn't
know what was going on because he'd just been having
a great chat with this guy. And this guy was like, whoa, whoa,
calm down. And I was like, I saw what you
just did. You you called us faggots. You cannot say that.
You're disgusting like blew up at him.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Everyone was looking at us. And he was like, yeah,
just oh, calm down. I didn't say anything. I was like,
yes you did, don't you lie. You're disgusting. You've been
screaming at your lungs, screaming at the top of you
lungs this whole bust journey. Everyone's had to listen to
your shit. How dare you talk about someone like that
was like I didn't do anything. I was like, yes,
you did, I saw you in the reflection. Do not

(25:40):
lie to me. And his friend obviously no knew that
they'd been caught, because he was like looking at me
like I did say anything. But this other guy was
obviously not expecting me, because I stood up and I
came right at here, and I was like pointing my
finger on his face like like you know, like telling
him of he did not know what, like had no
idea what what was going on the wall. Obviously he

(26:02):
was like a placid like drunk, just one of those loud,
annoying ones because it could have gone the other way,
like he could have wanted to fight me. But I
was like blasted him for about thirty or forty five
seconds and then sat back down. He was like, calm down,
calm down, you know they try to do that, and
I was like, you're a piece of shit. Whatever. It
kind of ended and I sat back down, and then

(26:24):
he buzzed the thing and was getting I don't even
know if that was his stop, but he decided to
get always scared of you. Yeah, he was like let's
get off to his friend, and then he was standing
like right by the thing, looking through the glass at me.
So we were like thirty centimeters away from each other,
just with a little thin piece of glasses, and I
was glaring at him like giving him deaths there. I

(26:46):
was like, I hope you fall in the gull and
the bus runs you over, kind of vibe, and he looked.
My boyfriend still had not know what was going on,
so he was had been trying to hold me back,
like didn't know what was going on. He's always said,
my boyfriend like, oh, fight anyone for you, Like he's
from the West, he's hard, he plays footy. He's like,
you know he's hard. Yeah he would. He's always like
he's been in fites before. He was like, oh, bash

(27:06):
anyone and you're the one. Yeah. So he was trying
to hold me back because he didn't know what had happened.
And then the guy because that had their little foota
chat before and the guy goes, have a great weekend
to my boyfriend, and he goes thanks, And I go
to the guy, I hope you have a dreadful weekend.
And he just stepped off the bus and the doors closed,
and as it drove away, he stood back and was
looking at me, like so perplexed, like bewildered, like what

(27:28):
just happened? And I stuck both fingers up at him
as the bus drove away. Oh my god, And you
wonder why I don't get the bus. It was I've
never like I've just never my heart it was songing
about it. It was so emotional. I was so over
Like I don't think I would have ever done that

(27:49):
five years ago, ten years like that before, I mean,
like would believe my whole life, Yeah, especially when I
went to an all boys school was really bad. And
the only other time any thing ever like that has
happened was we were in like we called it DT
like Design and Technology, but I think most schools call
it woodwork, like we're in the right workshop, you know,
we like make wood stuff. And I can't remember this

(28:10):
guy's name, but like there was a group of like
boys that were always like so mean to me every
single day, and I just was like whatever, like I
didn't really care. But at the same time, it does
get to you. It totally gets and I think like
there was just one point where I was like so
over it. We were in like so there was like
two classrooms. It was like a big rectangular building, two

(28:32):
classrooms at either end, and then in the middle was
like a computer lab where you would like design on
a computer. This is like in two thousand and five,
so like the worst computer programs I remember, but you
would like design your bird cage whatever the hell they
were forcing you to make out of wood. And he
said something to me, and there was like a big
long silver metal meter long ruler next to me. I

(28:52):
don't know why, and he said something and I snapped
and I grabbed the ruler and I started bashing this
guy with a metal ruler. I had forgot about this.
Do you just literally asked me, did anything else happened?
Started bashing in with this meat along metal ruler, and
I don't think I'm bashing him. I think maybe was
just like bashing his like shoulder or remember, No, it

(29:14):
was whacking him, and I can't remember I was like
screaming or anything. But then he was like and the
DT teacher was my best friend's mum's friends. So my
best friend's mum was a teacher and her best friend
was this guy that was our teacher. So him and
I had always been like hey because he knew me,
and so he came like racing in and was like,
what's going on? And I can't remember what happened. I

(29:36):
don't remember black left. I honestly have no idea, but
I remember he pulled the ruler out of my hand
and then everyone was like whoa because I had never
reacted like that before.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Was it the same feeling? Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like when you kind of reaction exactly the same, Like
I just remember standing up grabbing the ruler. There was
no ruler, and I know I remember standing up and
just going. I was like, I'm just was so. I'm
sick of people like thinking that they can say something
about someone else behind their back, and you think I'm

(30:08):
not going to get caught. Well, I caught you because
I fucking saw you in the reflection, you dumb idiot,
or I heard you something like oh yeah, so anyway
that and then I'm literally five minutes later, the vasaci
comes up over the horizon. I was like, and then
ding and we got off with the versagy and my
I was so fuming. I hadn't really told my boyfriend
Ali like what had been going on. He was like,

(30:30):
what's are you okay? What's going on? He'd never seen
me like that ever, eh, And I like stormed off
the bus and was like power walking straight ahead, like
down the like you know, fifty meters to get from
the bus stop to the and I just stopped and
I was like, oh my god. He was like what happened?
And I explained to him what I saw, and he
was like, I would have fucking murdered him.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
And I was like, well, thank god he didn't. You did,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
And then we walked in and the woman at such
just like, hello, mister Whittaker, welcome back. Now we've got
this room for you, and we've organized the chocolates. I
knew you said it was your birthday, and I was like,
I got thinking, this is exactly what I need. And
I had a little espresso martini with the Sarci and
blazing chocolate powder on the top, and I was I
was over it, but just like, oh my god, I'm
just like I should have ordered that uber. I know

(31:15):
had the chance, but I'm glad that I stood up
for myself. I'm glad, and I know it could have
gone another way, but luckily it didn't. Yeah, well you
didn't get physical. No, I didn't touch it.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
You used your words which is, yeah, we need to do.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
And I think you have to stand up for yourself.
The older I get, the more I realize you have
to stand up for yourself because like it doesn't matter
if you're like gay, or you're making fun of Asians
or like someone with a mental with a handicap or
like a disability, Like it's just not on and you
have to even if it's like I wanted to stand
up for the woman that was sitting next to me.
I feel like you have to stand up for people
if you can see something like being done wrong. Oh,

(31:53):
it just makes my blood boil when I see stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Like I see, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I feel like I've gone all right now and like
my mouth is your drive.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Let me just have a super your white claw white
costs I've got. I've got an Apple popper, but I
finished it. Another one soon.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I wish I could get like the security footage from
the bus.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
And also I had like because I own, like I
love designer stuff. I save up, Like I'm not rich,
I save up for it, like two or three months
of my pay. I've got four jobs, Like I work
hard for my money, so you do I and I
just love everything very very hard worker. Yeah, so I
had like everything that had a label, I'd take it
with me on the plane. I had worn like my

(32:42):
adult tanker on the top, and I had like this
this jacket that I'm wearing, this sachi jacket. I had
like my jacket on, and then I had like my
you know, because I look like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Like if you're staying at the plats of Asai.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's what I thought. I was like, you've got to
take everything. I would die to see the footage of
me just looking so trying to fight this guy. Oh
my god, very funny. Well I am this is why
I don't take buses, but I have been. I did.
Actually you know what I got? No, I got the
bus this morning?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Did I did know?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Because I've been getting the train a lot more lately.
Wait what because what? Yeah? The other week we were
talking about, oh, like you never catch traffic transport. You're like,
I'm trying to save money. You caught the train once
and then hated it.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I've turned a page.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is that the same? And I? Yeah, yeah, I think
new leaf.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I don't know a new leaf. I'm finding it like
very relaxing and.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
A lot cheaper.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Than I got in the fucking like. I don't know
who the fuck I think I am. I got in
the habit of ordering ordering Uber premieres.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
What's that. I've never even heard of Uber Premier when
it's like the nice because better than Uber Bike. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It's just want of nice. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Just you get in the habit of it. And anyway,
so I've gone so far in the other direction. Now
I'm taking the bus in the train, I checked myself,
checked my ego.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
No.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I got the bus for the first time in years
this morning, and it was fine. I went with my
friend Dylan to the beach. Yeah, because I don't have
a car anymore. It wasn't cold this morning. We didn't swim. No,
we went to the Bond markets. So I got like
the train from like Central to.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
The bus from Bonnie Junction to the beach. Oh my god.
I was okay.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I was fine.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I didn't fight anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Fine. But I've been getting the train a lot lately.
And I got the train here today, did you? I
did got because you've got to change at Chatswood. Yeah,
and you've got to get on the Metro, which is
another kind of train with no driver, and then it's.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
A weird train where everyone's facing each other.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I know, it's very like like Asian Japanese style train.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, it's much better. It's it's it's definitely no driver.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Did you know that there's no driver? Was that the
no drive?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I find that.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, that's scary. I don't know how it works anyway.
But I was getting the train. I texted you, remember
I was getting the train like a week ago.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh my god. And there was ship on the seat. Wait, okay,
so you texted me that.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I got a phone. I texted you a phone or so.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Like pooh ship.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yes, it smelt.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
It's awful, and I was and like, no, it was. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
It was one of my first like days back on
the train.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well okay, so hang on, So where
are you going to? I mean, where are you going
from to? Like, where'd you get.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
On going to?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I think I was just going to a friend's house
or something. I think I was going from Central to.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
King's Cross and three stops yeah literally, And yeah, and
there was shoot on the street. I'm not on the
street on the seat and it smelt that was dried poo,
I'd say somewhere in between.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Okay, yeah, god, it was a lot of pooh. Can
I see the photo? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Was it like find?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah? How much? But would you say like someone so
wud someone downe a pool on the seat or had
someone like had pool on their shoe and then like
wiped it on the seat.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I have no idea was do.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You think it was human pool or like dog poo?
Here it is? It was like a little bit Oh
my god, I remember that. Okay, Okay, that looks like
we'll put the photo up on our Instagram. But that
looks like someone had like dog pool on their shoes
maybe and then.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
They white it on the sea.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, they realized person be banned from the train and
they can just go away because it looks like they
put their shoes on the edges of the seat and
tried to wipe the pool off that person. Oh my god,
isn't that disgusted anyway?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
So that could have turned me off, but it hasn't,
And I am now the queen of public transport.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's quite relaxing.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Just put your AirPods in and you go. And I
like that, like, I mean, it's it's it's it's purely.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Me just getting over myself, like literally, but it's good
because you can put your mask on, put your sonys on.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh like the celebrity experience of being on a train.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Because I get exiety, like it's I sound full of myself,
but it's more I get I actually get anxiety if
they ever recognized me, not like if it's in a
setting where I'm expecting it, but in an enclosed setting
where I get out of it. You can't have anxiety
about it. I don't know, I just I just get
social anxiety. So that's kind of why I haven't taken
public transport for years.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
So now back to the pood. When you realized it
was there, did you move or did you sit with
the pool? Well, I was kind of getting off. I
was getting off.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was about to get because it's only three stops.
So I was text I was texting you guys, and
I was like, oh, my fucking god, let's pull on
the seats, send a photo. I got off the train
and how when you sat down were like yeah, no,
So I smelled it first. I smelled it first, and
I was like, well, and then I checked my feet.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
My feet were fine. I was like, did I shoot myself? No,
don't sit on the seat.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I think I like you know how they they've got
those changeable the seats anyway, yuck. I know gross, but
you're still doing it. I'm very proud of you.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Think you.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm very proud of you. You got yourself an open card
and everything.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
No, I'm just using my credit card.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Oh you're really up to scratch. I got.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I took a train to I did that whole route
before Bond Junction, took the bus and way back.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, cost like three dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I know, crazy.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Do you want to know something? Just really quickly back
to the Gold Coast. We never even had to pay
for the bus because their machines were down.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I know you wouldn't want to pay for that bunny ride. No,
I know. We're going to take a break, quick break
right now, and we'll be back in a secon we'll
be back. Yes, okay, So I think I did something
naughty the other day. What'd you do? I'm not going
to say where it was because I feel like going
to be so specific. But sometimes what I like to

(38:31):
do is, and I don't think i'm alone here is
I like to look on real estate dot Com for
like houses that I'm not in the market to buy
house can't afford it, but I like to look at
houses that I potentially one day would like to buy.
And then I like to go to the open houses.
People don't know that, yeah, Okay, So like sometimes I
do it for rentals as well, like things that are

(38:52):
way out of my like you know, it's like three
thousand dollars in Bundai Awake, and I'm like, I could
have thought that, I really can't, but I'll go and
just have a look. And I love one day through
people's houses. And so I've been doing it a lot lately,
going to like very big, expensive like open homes just
to look. And so I've been to a few in
like Centennial Park on lang Road, which is like it

(39:12):
used to be the most expensive street in Syney. I
don't think he's anymore, but the whole street is mansions. Okay.
My new thing is like converted like warehouse kind of
vibe gorgeous. Yeah. So I went to one maybe like
just before between masks and maybe it was like during
COVID or something, and it was like this really cool warehouse.
Oh my god, it was amazing. But no one was
living there, Okay, because what I like to do when
I go it was that like furnished and like they'd

(39:34):
put like one fiddle leaf fig and a clear acrylic
chair in it. There was living there at all. No, no,
no one living there at all. But they'd start they'd
like dressed it. What are they called on selling sunset?
Staged it? Staged it, yeah, staged it. Obviously, when you
look at a place, whether you're buying or renting, you've
got to go through like the cupboards and stuff to
see like, oh, well my stuff is here, how's it everything?
What's the drawers? You know what I mean? And so

(39:55):
I always do that obviously, and I love I don't
touch people's things, but I love looking at people's things
and seeing like how they live and like, how do
you organize your unders? They folded, they're just like thrown
in because I'm like very weird. Well, I'm very like
I love everything perfectly organized, and like I've got everything's
categorized and I've got like did you ever watch the
Home Edit the Organizing show on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Because we spoke about a few weeks ago and I
went and watched an episode.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Did you hate it familiar on it.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, I like I I like the idea of it.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I've just I like love to organize, so I like
love looking at how people have organized their things, comparing
it to mind getting ideas. Anyway, So this one place
I went to the other day, it was like a
warehouse conversion kind of vibe. And it was pissing rain
in Sydney, like pouring, poor and pooring rain. And so
I was the only one there, and there was three
agents and it was very and because it was for
sale and it was like, I want to say, it

(40:42):
was like four or five million, oh, I know. So
there was they're like the ones, they're like the big
deal ones. They were in their suits and they all
pulled up in there like.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Us, you deck yourself out in your facity.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I can't. I always do dress nice things. I can't
remember what I was wearing, but I would have been
wearing something nice. It was these three guys and they
all pulled up. I was already there, and they pulled
up in their cars, got out and you could see
from the street because it was like kind of it
was like in like the city kind of Sorry Hill's
Dulling Herst Sydney, and it was like kind of a
backstreet and part of it is like underground, and I

(41:14):
had done a loop of the property just to gauge,
just in case I wanted to buy it for five
million dollars yes, And I could see inside there was
heaps of candles lit everywhere, and I was like, oh, my,
so chic. And I think you pronounced it strong. But
it's like a French brand when when when you see
it written, it's like c v R E t r
U d O v N, but the VSA used it's

(41:36):
just the font, so it's sexual. I'm pretty sure anyway
that it's like two hundred dollars for one candle, and
they were in every single room, all of them were lit.
It was like amazing. I was like, this is a
rich house. Yes. And then so I started going through
like the rooms and I was like there was only
men's clothes and I was like, oh, it's a gay house.

(41:56):
And then the more I like, I opened one drawer,
I opened one cover and there was five bottles of
a Ventus creed perfume, which is I used to have it.
It's four hundred and fifty dollars for one bottle from
David Jones. Yeah, I've had it, and when it was
like cool five years ago, number ways anymore. But I
was like, oh my god, five bottles and they'd all
been half years. I was like, this person is doing

(42:18):
And then I opened another cupboard and there was just
like designer everything, Like you know, we get something design
it comes in a box. They'd kept all the boxes,
which I think is weird, but all the boxes like
stored under the under the hanging clothes. And then I
was like okay. And then when I went upstairs to
the kitchen area, I was going through the cupboards and
I opened one of them and it was like, we
have to see what if you can store your stuff

(42:39):
in there? So I opened one of the kitchen cupboards
and I swear to god, it was like mecha, like
the candle section in Meccha.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
No, that's my dream.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
So they had I'm not even kidding you, rows of
diptique candles. They must have had twenty dip key candles
in the packaging, ready to open. And because there was
a candle in every house modernizing, is this.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Man single that lives here?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well, am by what? So there was about twenty dipping candles.
There was about twenty say Travon candles, which are like
the two hundred dollar ones. You would know the label,
they're like the Crest label. Yeah, there was a whole
bunch of those, and then there was like other ones.
They'd obviously been gifted or bought randomly, but they weren't
like the same caliber of the dip teak and the
sage of one. And I was like, oh my god, candlebackstock.

(43:21):
It sped to dream. It's literally in my dream. Yeah,
I love a candle. And then I opened another cupboard
and all these supplements were in there, and I.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Was like, don't no, that's like next level dream.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I know me too, That's why that's how I knew.
And they all fell out Because your house there's a
cuboard against like the stove exhaust. It's like a very
thin cupboard.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
I'm still house.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh my god, I don't think it's sold into the dress.
Please do anyway. So, after I'd done that whole thing,
I was like, this is a gay household. And obviously
you're allowed to look in the like built ins and
the kitchen cupboards because you can't have your stuff in there.
You're not really meant to look through their own personal
furniture things, are.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
You no, like bedside tables and.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Things like that. That's what I was about to say.
So I went back. I went back into the main bedroom,
and so I remember I was the only person there.
No one else would come to the open house at
this point, and all the real estations were outside, and
so I was like, oh, just have a quick another
look in here. And I opened one side of drawers
and there was literally four sets of clippers, like body

(44:23):
hair trimmers. Four four clippers, and I thought, I thought,
you can get twenty dollars. That came up done, but
I thought maybe some person's a barber. And then I
opened another one underneath another two sets of clippers, and
they were hair or black hair on them. I was like,
get the hair out of your clippers. They're obviously body
hair clippers, I know. And that was on one side

(44:45):
of the bedside table and I was like, that's weird.
And then I went over to the other side of
the bedside table and opened at the top drawer. In
there it literally they had more stock bottles of ammal
than than the tool shout on Oxford Street. There must
have been about twenty or thirty bottles of all different
kinds of animal jungle juice. The I don't even know

(45:07):
brands of them, but like.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Like the black label is that.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
There was the yellow one with the red riding like that,
so so so many and I was like this man,
I was like, oh my god. And I couldn't tell
how old they were either, because there was no photos
in the house. The clothing was young, but I reckon
they were about forty forty five fifty cash judging by
their like design as well and how much it costs

(45:31):
and all the like quality of stuff they had. And
so I was like, okay, And then I opened the
next straw and there was the biggest bottle of gun
oil lube I've ever seen, So you know how it
comes in? Really? Is that the fisting? I don't know.
I think gun oil lube is for fast.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I've never heard of gun what is that?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
So it's just a brand, but but iistic and anyway,
the really like but the really sticky one, I'm not sure.
Well I didn't anyone, No, absolutely not. That is not
my vibe. Not king shaming again, shout out Danny issues,
how are you? But no, so it was like, you know,
like a two litter milk bottle. Stop. You know that size? Yeah,

(46:14):
it was about that size, but round like a drink
bottle like this, and it had the biggest pump like
when you go to Starbucks and they go and pump
out the syrup for a rappuccino. I was like, oh
my god. And then I opened the drawer under that.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
No, there's not another draw.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
There's not another draw because you know how like usually
in a beds are table like two drawers, a thin
and then there's the big, big draw at the bottom.
I don't think they let's just say they had things
in that draw that are illegal in some countries. Drunks,
text toys, what kind of sex toys? There was like

(46:51):
just there was huge big dildos, vibrated like and I'm
not kingshaming at all. I was like love. I was thought.
I was like, go, whoever dying are.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You snooping through this person's home, through every single nook
and cranny and everything, finding the animal, finding the fisting loob.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
They're a listener and they're like, that's my house. Oh no,
hopefully not only God. I just love that. I know
you might get well. It was an open house. I
didn't take anything you're looking to see if your ship.
Sometimes you can buy a house with the furniture in it.
You can say like, I love those beds tables so
much I want to buy them from the owner, and they're.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Well, hopefully if you do buy this house, hopefully he
leaves everything.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Well, I'm not gonna buy a house because I don't
have five million dollars. Yeah, one day podcast listeners will
get there. So do you think is it bad that
I looked through their own personal drawers, not just like
the drawers that are like the built ins that are
going to be there when you move in. Now it's
fine because we've got a good podcast story now, But yeah,
I was I would love to know the person that

(47:57):
lives there, just to be like we should we go
and a steak out of like their place.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Were you told me it was before. We won't say
it on here, but absolutely let's go camp outside like
or so you.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Can see to the house. So maybe we just like
even when it's like dark and they have the lights
on inside, we can just see it.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
We can pretend to be uber each drivers and like
or like delivery people.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Costume stop, let's stir out? Should we No, it's so naughty.
But I would just dine to know who lives there,
how old they were, what do they look like? Because
that amazing and like they had this really like beautiful
Oh actually I don't want to give too much. Agent
is a listener and the rest of age was like,
you're not meant to do that anyway.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
It was a very nice I love that.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh my god, yeah, so much fun because all the
normal ones I go to are not that farn Like
some of the I've been to on lang Road are
just like white families of four with two young kids,
and they're so boring. You're not going to get that
on luckless things, I know. Oh my god, Oh my god.
I would be the most amazing person to go through
on lux listenings to look at the houses or like
selling sunset because I'm like so over the top, just

(49:08):
like no, well yeah, but also like just to go
through everything. Imaginely imagine if they had brought that on camera,
not like a TV TV like imagine.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
True, Oh my god, maybe what if he had CCTV
A lot of homes like that?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Do imagine they had like like a like a like
an Alexa or a Google that has like one of
the cameras in.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
The Oh my god, I went to I don't know
if I can talk about this on the podcast, So
if we just take it out.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
If you can't, But I went to it.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I like a couple of years ago, I went to
a sex party and they had the fucking I found
out they had the Alexa video thing on recording everyone
reding everyone.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh my god, I've got this. Maybe it'll be like
Kim and you have a sex tape release benge porn
is real and I will see their ass. But you
could do it Kim in a Paris like got to
look at the silver line here.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Not happening, not happening. Oh well, where do you go
from the stories?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I've got no idea. I've been getting a few messages.
Maybe if we end on this.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I've been getting a few messages from people asking why
we changed the name.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh, money talks stars, money talks.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I know, but to make it clear what we might
make a little video of this. We changed the name
because we got picked up by our Heart radio and
we need to pay our rent and advertisers aren't going
to pay for something that has the word bitches.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
We were like Pepper Pig wants to advertise on Hey Bitch, Well,
pepper Pick doesn't say the word bitch, so she will
say the.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Word dolls exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
So that's why it doesn't go that deep. But also
we realized that hey bitch is like yes, it was
yes bitch. Oh yeah, sorry, is it confused? Hey dole,
Yes bitch. People don't really say it like I feel
like bitch is very twenty eleven, Like it's very like
the simple life era, and people don't say that now.
People say dole from like the Kardashians. I mean that's
how we like, yeah, only say that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
So that's why we were like, hey, yeah, and so
it doesn't go that deep. But so that's why we
it's not why we change the name. Signed with our
heart trying to make some money.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, but ads for anything absolutely for done oil for
at hey dol pod, you can message just they're happy
to do some influence of works toys.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
We had a penis pump on.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
What else Plaza Versaci, I mean, hello Sydney Transport, Sydney
Public Transport, toilet paper if you want to advertise the
Clinics wet wipes for your bum because you've had like
a lot of issues of pool.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Not a lot of issues, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
What else?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
What else?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Oh my god, real estate dot com. I'm like happy
to do some snooping viral videos for you. We do
like some tiktoks and me just going through people's houses
when they're not there.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Anything really anything. Yeah, I'm drinking a proper so propers
this brand Golden Circle.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Oh that's a bit off brand. I don't white Club Claub.
My friend owns a Seltzer brand. I can't remember what
it's called, but you know, we can advertise it for
them anyway. We're open to sponsors. Yeah, anyway, slide it
to the d ms, h's ms anyway, have great week.
We're getting back next week. We will be all right.
Thanks everyone for listening. You can follow us at Hey

(52:23):
dog Pod on Instagram. Will have an episode next week.
We'll make it work. Yeah, we'll make it my hook.
It could just be me just talking to myself. You
follow Jack on Instagram, Me Instagram, follow Time on instag Instagram. Oh,
Jack dot vision and mine is Money's. It's against because
there's a famous boxer or surf or something with the

(52:43):
same name as someone willing and make sure you like
in our podcast Instagram. I already said that, thanks for listening,
and you're busy thinking about the papers, plump and make
sure you like and subscribe and rate our podcast and
give up five stars. That works. I don't know. I'm
not Steve Jobs.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
All right, we'll see you next time.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I'll be good looking and smart. So okay, we'll see
you next week. And it's called being Jack Fidget. Nobody
said good looking a fuck off, bye bye bye. That
was better than yours. Yes, bitch,