September 22, 2022 • 32 mins
FUCK YEAH!
Season 2 kicks off with Season 2 Drag Race Downunder winner Spankie Jackzon AND Jack spills the tea on his new TV show ‘The Challenge’.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you will have some hardbums.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yes, bitch, look nice sign, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Bitch that.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Time.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh my god, I can't live We're back.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
It's been so long.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Season two, baby, season two. I'm so excitedly back. I've
missed the studio.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I've missed you.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I know I missed you, even though we've kind of
seen each other. But you're away for a very long time,
which we now can reveal. I know the reason we
went on a break is because you had to go
on film the Challenge, the new.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
TV show You're on You in Argentina.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
How next episode we are going to do like a
bit of a behind the scenes tell all, So don't
load now. But what was it like going to Wait?
I have one question? Okay, this is the only one
you can answer. Did you fly first or business class
to Argentina?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was in coach? What?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
They flew a whole cast of Australian celebrities in economy.
Yeah they did premium economy. No, you're lying it was
business No, I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Swear on my life we flew over an economy.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
But I always heard from people that I know that
I've been on I'm a celeb. They fly your business
to South Africa.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Well, I didn't get to go to South Africa Pharmer's
lab because yeah, and they drove.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Me up Contus Link flight.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, no, we're all in the economy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh daw. You should have had your contracting someone how
to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All upgraded if we wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But who wants to pay for your own upgrade?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I know That's why I didn't question.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I know. Okay, well let me ask one more then,
what was it like filming it up? What was like
being in Argentina because that's like not on the top
of my list of places to go.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it wasn't on the top of my list.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Like it's cool, but it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It was. I don't really know.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
It was cool flying in and like because I flew
through Santiago, like in Chile and it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Was like beautiful because anounced Chile Chile.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My first girlfriend was Chilian. Actually is just insane.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, but we were flying into Chile. It was just beautiful,
like like the snowtopped mountains and.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
That was probably the nicest part of it all.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And is Argentina I don't even couldn't even point. Yeah,
but like I couldn't point it on a mat, wouldn't
know where at all.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Do you know in South America?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But where's a big play.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
South of America? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
All I know is Mexico and Brazil because they're the
big ones, and then everything else is like the size
of body.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
In South America.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yes it is, Mexico is South America.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Mexico is part of the USA. What No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
It goes Mexico goes America like North America, and then
South America starts with Mexico and then the big chunk
and then there's like a little tiny bit of land
and then a Brazil is down the bottom, and then
everywhere else is kind of dotted around on little like
slithers of land.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Okay, well I was obviously know any but yeah, I
was in Buenos Aires. Well, we flew were in Buenos Aires.
We stayed in Brenaceris, like we did like a few
promo shots stuff in Buenos Aires, and then we drove
out on our bus.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
To the Challenge house. And I don't think I can
say any more than that right now.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh, I've just googled Argentina is at the bottom of
Brazil on a slither of land.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
It's not it's not in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's the bottom of Brazil, one piece of land. But
it's broken up.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I left school in U nine.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know what's happening, right, Yeah, well, don't tell
us anymore anyway.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Because all I will say is that everyone's been asking. Okay,
people have been saying, like, what is the challenge? Because
obviously it's a new TV show here. Yeah, it's been
on for seasons and seasons over in the US.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, but basically we do challenges.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Like Big Brother or like it's a mix between I
would say Big Brother, Ninja Warrior, Jersey Shaw and Jerry Spring.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh wow, okay, and I'll leave it at that. Oh good, Okay,
I'm vibing. I'm vibing that I used to love Jerry
Springer jo when you would like have a fake sicky
when you're in primary school and like you've watched Oprah twelve, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Spring and Doctor Peel in the middle.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So good, okay, great? And when is the show out?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Do you know? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They don't tell us a whole lot.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's probably not even announced yet, like the show, but
not the date.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, it hasn't been a date.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah this year, do you know. I don't know surely
because they put the photos out.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
No, I do know, but I can't say, oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well anyway tell or we'll do the tell tell next week.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
And I've got there's a few things been happening since
all the cast has been announced, with a few things
from the cast that I've seen like just online, Oh okay, good,
and it's just like, looks I want to get the
tea on a few people.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
With our first episode back today, we are in like
we're just waiting for the zoom link to join up
to New Zealand's Drag Race down Under season to win
as Spanky Mother, Tuck and Jackson is going to be
on the show. So yeah, she was my favorite the
whole season, and every week I was like, ah, she's
probably gonna go home, just because like on Drag Race,
(05:12):
now we're kind of I feel like conditioned because i'veain
so many seasons to expect the best and the most
polished to win now on Nope, not with doubt underne
which is what I love it.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
And she just her heart you could just like you
could just feel it through the TV screen. I just
love how lovable she is. And I'm so excited because
my whole friends group as well was just like reading
for her to me too.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And I met her on Saturday night the date so
she won. I think the episode comes on stand at
four pm. It finished at five, and she had won.
And that night about like ten o'clock, I saw her
and she did she sung, they sung Bosom Buddies her Hannah.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
And I saw that. I'm so sad.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I didn't got to go, and I just had a
few things going on that I just needed to chill
out for.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I know it was studios and it looks so great.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And also that song, I'd forgotten that even done that
song live. It's actually a good song, Partners in Crime,
Like it's a banger. Yeah, yeah, that's one. I love you, girl,
I'm your biggest fag. Yes, it's really good anyway, So
what else? Oh my god, I just thought like that
(06:18):
you were with Jonathan van Ness and Queer Eye all
that I know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh my god, No, I was.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
I've been so exciting in forty weeks to go to
go to this like jvan Hair event.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I didn't actually know that they were going to be there.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Because they're there on tour at the moment, they're doing
like shows. I saw last time they were here. They
in Sydney at where Super Theater did a whole like,
oh gosh, what did they do when they were a
little not ice skating ice skating? Oh yeah, yeah, skating
figure skating skating whole but obviously not on the ice,
(06:51):
and like a kind of gymnastics routine and then a
bit of stand up like it was so funny. So
I think that's what the tour is want to go.
It was ticket, Yeah, let's try and God's go.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, but well it was it was that four were
holding it and it was for Javian Hair, which is
that's what they have. Yeah, yeah, they're stuck at them
and it's fabulous because I went to like their launch
in Sydney like five months ago or something and I've
been using like all their hair products since and I've
just run out.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So it's bad.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You got a goodie bag?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Oh yeah, I did. It's a good A second, I
couldn't do it, No, it was. It was a good
goodie bag.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
But I love the shampoo and conditioner. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Anyway, so the event was really fabulous apart from the
free ship. They were so lovely and they I didn't
wasn't expecting, but they did like a fool what was
it called, like tutorial.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Like hey guys, welcome to my channel.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, that kind of vibe but like live that's cool
with this gorgeous girl doing her hair and did like
a full blowout that it's got like this new it's
called like blowout milk. Sounds very sexual, but it's don't
thing it's meant to be. But it's for like doing ay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But no, there was so fabulous a photo had a
little chat.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh my good, let me see your photo with jo
I kind of one. Yeah, when you mean you don't
fucking special, let me, I'll have to find it. So
I feel bamboozle. So when the queer eye, this.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Is why you asked me about how did the j
just so that you could no, no, but I am
best friends.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No no, no, I just genuinely, genuinely saw it on
your Instagram. I wanted to know, and then I didn't
even until you just said I got a photo. I
couldn't even I didn't even remember that I had a photo.
It's a long time ago. To final my Instagram. But
when all the Queer Eye like team was here and
they were doing promo for I don't know season one
or season two, I interviewed him and Karamo I'm pretty
sure it was. And yeah, it was like, where's the photo?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh? Here it is?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Okay, wait, show me yours my ship because no, I've
got question of mine.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't have the professional photos back.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Hang on, Okay, my photo with it is with Karamo
and Javn is so bad. I don't know what I
was thinking with this haircut. This is twenty eighteen. I
don't know what I was thinking. I'm pulling this weird face.
Karamo looks good and me and Javienn look like okay,
but Karamo's really killed the game. Here past me. We'll
just the same show.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Terrible, okay, okay, ready, Oh no, you look nice, Jings
I accidently, Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
My god, I have that jacket, the your puffer jackets
from cotton Yeah body, yeah the best.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
It gave me heaps of ship for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh to buy mine?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It was on sale though.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, Well, we'll post both of our photos maybe and
people can vote who's is better.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Now, I'm not posting that photo I looked terrible. Yeah,
oh okay, fine, face tune the hell out of it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Okay, great, well let's I can see the zoom connecting now,
so let's get ready for this.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I'm so excited for this. I'm so excited. It's I
don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Okay, Oh, here we go. First guest, this is actually
appropriate season two of hay Doll. Our first guest is
from season two of RuPaul's Drag Race Down under It,
but not just anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm talking the winner.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Spaky motherfucker Jackson.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, people, yes, fuck yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You don't know how long I have waited to do
that from the show with you, I know, right.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh my god, I appreciate it. Honestly, take around the world,
people can believe?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Can you believe how randomly it took off? Like that's
your catchphrase?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Fuck yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Like either that or Big Mama with the nuts out
or so many. Honestly, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
But I feel like catchphrases usually, like the Queens on
other seasons try to make their own catchphrase take off,
but Ruined Michelle really took yours and round with it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Everyone did.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
My god, it became such a running joke, like they
would say all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She was liker. Paul even said to me at one
point she was in the cab on.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
The way there to do filming one morning and she
was like literally just saying, it's always Bam and PARMI
fuck yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
So, oh my god, how are you feeling? Are you
just like on cloud nine? So you've got your crown on?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Like I now, just going to the letterbox with the
crown on and the slippings and lobe and I mean
the neighbors have no idea why this like this home.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I was walking down the street for the crown up.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Do you reckon? Anyone in Palmi North actually watched drag
Race and knows who you are now, Like if you're
down at the local grocery store, everyone does. I mean
everybody liked. I kind of get the vibe. No offense
that in Pami you're a bit like the only gay
in the village. Is that true or no?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
There's plenty of gays here that just probably a little
bit more quiet than I am.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
But people have definitely watched the show.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But at the same time, like, oh, bribe beg yesterday,
I couldn't get a fucking cab home and then I'm like, honestly,
nobody gives a ship, gentlemen. I could go to the
supermack and nobody can lance Like they're like, oh wow,
there's the HOMEO again.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're gona go and drag. You're gonna go and drag
next time for the supermar you know what.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm heading to the market after this, like, hello, I'm
just gonna wear this there and pick up some you know,
some vegetables or something.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Totally, I've got to ask now, I kind of flashback
to I'm pretty sure it was first episode, so it's
it's relevant.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Are you wearing pants?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No pants?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I love it, love it, you know what I have
to say, Like that was probably that was the moment
I fell in love with you, when you came out
on that catwalk in that iconic cold to a moment.
I I that was definitely. I think me and all
my friends fell in love you with you from that moment.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Me too, Yeah, oh thank you. I mean it's just
a lifestyle choice, you know. I think the wearing no.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Pants, everybody does it all the time, and I think
we need to normalize not wearing pants, even to the
shop who cares.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I'm going to start not wearing pants coming in here.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Is that right? Is that gonna be okay with like
all the big busses.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yes, fine, be fine. It's discrimination.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Otherwise you'll be like you're discriminating against me because of
my sexty andies.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So you know, now, like what Jack just said, everyone
fell in love with you first episode. I'm going to
be totally honest. Met my housemate and I watched it
together and he was like, Spanky's gone next week because
you obvious course did the lip sync in the episode
one and you were saved. And I was like, I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Know, like there's something there, like people are gonna love
about Spanky and he was like nah, now because he's
watched every episode of every season.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
He watches drag Race Thailand in tie with no subtitles,
he watches drag Race Philippines. Like, he was like, Spanky's gone,
and I was like, I don't know, doubt then fucking
next minute, you've won the whole dn FA's taken it out.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I mean, the thing is just like I was always
going to be counted out from the beginning, Like you know,
drag Race has become so I personally feel drag is
starting to become too two d, like it's all about
the look and no substance. And you know, yeah, I
am not the most polished queen. I mean, look at
me now, I'm pretty as fuck. I was always going
(14:19):
to come off like that to people because I'm not
what you normally expect from drag race.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now the level has changed.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
You know, people do expect the finish and the the
details and things like that, but that has never been
my drag aesthetic and it never will be. Yeah, Okay,
i will put on some extra makeup and wear a
bit bigger hair, but at the same time, I'm still
going to stick to who I am, and I always
believe that I already had enough talent and it should.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Speak for itself.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
What's happened?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh no, I'm back? Sorry, Yeah, definitely worry.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm there.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, it was just going down on me and I
didn't really want to. I didn't ask for it to
go down on me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Nonsense, everything right, consent, guys.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
All we had was like a shot of your arm pit,
and it's going down.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
At least it wasn't further down.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Sorry, I missed what your question?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh fucking who gives it, who cares?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But I am going to still stick to my guns
and who Spanky is because it's always who I've been.
I was talking to somebody before about my favorite outfit
in Melbourne used to be a long line sup Prey
Boomtoop with About and that was literally.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Heaven right right, super Praise the best. I used to
go love going to Super Pray Do. I had all
of those T shirts. When it was called to our
T shirts like Paris Hilton would be like rich a
f and stuffing. I was like that Vie. Now, Spanky,
you were just saying before you haven't taken the crown off,
where like I feel like a crown and sceptor from
drag Race is kind of like you know how people
(15:52):
like put their grammy us to hold open the toilet
door and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like where do you put them?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Because they're kind of inconvenient.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I'm going to put it in the floyer of our
house and we have like a little shelf and I'm
just going to put it there so it reminds people
when they walk in the Queen lives here and you
should be really happy to be in our house.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Can you give me two seconds I just need to
plug my phone and otherwise it's going to die.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do your think we're in Spanky's drag room right now?
The lights went off? Now we've.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Sorry, I'm back.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's okay, okay, sorry, did you did your phone that?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't expect anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh and then the bloody Wi Fi des started to
have a chance.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
It's okay, it's just so on brand that your phone died.
And then the wife I worked and it fell down.
I feel like this interview couldn't be any more spanking
and I'm living.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You're getting the whole experience.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Now, what's the vibe? Obviously season one and season two
Queen's going on to it together.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Right Literally, I fly out on Sunday and I think
we do hort and Pavilion. I want to say, like
Tuesday or Wednesday next week, so it's pretty soon, and
we're traveling the whole month, so we're doing New Zealand
and Australia, so super exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I can't wait to meet the people.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So oh my god, and come and see us, and yes,
I will have my.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Out right, I'm buying tickets there about the whole thing?
Is there anyone from season one you're super excited to
meet that you don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And there's the only one one that you don't really
want to meet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I mean the thing is is I've already know pretty
much all of the Season one girls now people I've
worked with. Karen started in Melbourne at the Commercial Hotel
literally when I was hosting there, so it's like I've
known Karen for a while. Keita, I've known for Ages,
but I've known for Ages co co and that I've
just met like and they're fabulous. So I'm actually super
(17:56):
excited to be on tour with them and just turn
the part.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Why not? Now?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Have you heard about the controversy that there is two
New Zealand queens in a row that have now taken
the crown? No Australian girls.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't think that that should be a controversy because
I like represent for Melbourne just as much as I
represent for New Zealand. I spent twelve years of my
life there and I wouldn't be the same drag queen
i am today if it wasn't for my life in Melbourne,
and I represent for both countries. I mean, yeah, okay,
whatever my passports is, I'm from New Zealand, but in
(18:31):
my soul I'm just as Australian, do you guys?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I love that. Can we play a game?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
I haven't told you yet, I know, but I wanted
to play a little game and involves all the rest
of your castmates.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I mean they're not here, but we both imagine you
would be hearing already.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Would make my life.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You up?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I want to play shag Mary kill? Is that?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Or shoot?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Shoot it's.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Miracle?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Okay yeah fuck merkle okay are you ready? Yeah fuck
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay fuck merykill, Mini Cooper, Queen Kong and Hanakonda.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh ship, well we need to kill Sorry that's like
I love you die.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
With Mary?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Uh we married Heniconda and Queen Hello yeah yeah hello
yeah yeah right so yeah, I had the same.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
I had the same all right, Shure, I need to
get these names right who because it's.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all corrected.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
A story. So for like the first like I don't know,
like two episodes or something, I thought that her name
was Poe, so.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I used all the time, and then as a town
of Wellington, and I thought, oh, you're named after Poe
Marie like Paul Marie.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But no, it was the stuff that you like put
in the bathroom, because you do.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
That's pot pourri.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh yeah, not to get confused.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Not Beverly kills you guy, your guy like you're a guy.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, you're a guy.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, it was Pamara Yuri and.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Who you guy?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Who was the second one? Beverly Beverly Yeah, Beverly kills.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Kill Beverly okay, Cury and Mary Pamara because she is
actually the sweetest person.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
She is, she.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Is, she is, she is now. I had the same
as well, okay, faux fair. Aubrey and Mary Poppins.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Molly Poppins, Molly Poppins, Mary Poppins is the nanny was married.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I was like, hold up the same show or m
I just said not enough to sleep?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, corrected again, so Molly Poppins.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Okay, kill foe because the screaming. Honestly, I can't deal.
And who was it? It was Molly and Aubrey Aubrey
marry Molly fuck Aubrey. I'd fuck Aubrey and take a clothes,
but then we need to take them out because she's
(21:31):
so Molly would pop off, so let's be fair.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But she's a good time totally.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Now, Hey, I can't remember it was the final episode
or the the like second last episode. The thing I
love about that, it's like because my dad is a
New Zealand so I'm very like in tune with everything Kiwi.
But there's something that I was telling about Jack about
before that he had no idea what the word meant,
and I'm pretty sure it was you that said it
(22:01):
in the second last or last episode. Jandle.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, the bloody shirt. I know you call them thongs
and we call them chandles.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wait, so would this be would this would this be
a jandle?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, that's a slide.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
No, that's a burke. This is a slide.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just kept myself from the face with but yeah, no, Jack,
jandle is like a thong.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah right, yeah, that's random chandellas.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, I know see how your life is.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you're having me on.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, we call them jandles, but I call them chandellas
because I'm fun.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, that's fun, Like bev Regino, you just changed the word.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
What I'm envisioning for you is like, so, okay, You're
you've won, Obviously you're going to be the one that
people like, you know, the winner's level is like are
on drag race than like if you got out third
or fourth? No, no, no, it is because I'm thinking
maybe you're like the merch just rights itself, is what
I'm saying. Like, you're the winner, so you're gonna people want,
(23:13):
gonna want your shit, fuck hair on a T shirt,
put on anything, and even you could do like, oh god,
there's so many queens that have done like books with
like funny sayings and stuff. But you could do like
a spanky mini dictionary of like funny words bevragino, jandella.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I've got so many.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Like my friends, I'm really known for this and my
friendship group, like we used to say the word gine
a lot, and giane was like it could be good
or bad or whatever. It was like, Oh, and then
it became giantestic and the cue was a cue, and
then it became less squeisious, and then it became a
squeisha with squeishe tea. So this is something that is
(23:53):
very much part of me. But I definitely have a
few things very spankyfied, including maybe a spanking pedal at
some point. Yes, so definitely. Some six toys are on
the way, so get ready for that.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
I love a spanking paddle. I just bought three new
sex toys the other day. Yeah, what did you buy?
I got like a vibrating butt plug I got, I
got an electric flash light.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And I got the move Does it like you?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I think it vibrates.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh, come on, Jack, as soon as you buy the toy,
G have to use that way, no.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Because you know what.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
And one of our first episodes on Hey Doll, we
had a sexpert on and she gave me a penis
pump and I still haven't used it.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
That was like six months ago. I actually speaking your
previous guests before. I think it was the week before
or two weeks before the season started. Hannah Konda came on.
Hannah and Jack are really good friends. And one of
the things we asked her was like, how where were
you when you found out you got on the show.
(24:58):
She was getting ready for a Chris show with a
couple of girls and was like, yes, hello, trying to
put on like a lip and something like yeah, yeah,
I'll be on the show. I gotta go by and
like ran to this Christmas show? Where were you? What happened?
Like did they offer it to you and you said yes?
Or did you have to think about it?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
My whole journey and drag race was filled with full
circle moments and like in some ways I believe it
was my destiny and I was literally and when you
hear this, you'll be like, Okay, I get why you
say that. But I was sitting I just happened to
be doing a show with some girls here in Parmas North,
(25:36):
in the theater where I did my first ever dancing competition,
And I was sitting in the same chair at my
mirror that my dad had closed off for me when
I did that first competition all those years ago, when
they called so yeah, I'm getting goose ones now thinking
about it, because it felt like it was meant to be.
(25:58):
And my whole run, this happened to me constantly, even
down to the guy who wrote on the back of
the sheet with me is from Parmi, to my direction,
to my makeover partner being from Parmi, to seeing a
fantail every day, to there's just two. There's too many
(26:18):
coincidences that happened through this journey for me, so yeah,
that being one of the and then I was in
a room full of drag queens as well, and I
gin like nothing had happened. I like him to go
outside and take a breath, and I was like, oh
my God, like I cannot believe that.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, And I saw the video that you posted on
your Instagram the other day, which was the night before
you flew to to do the show, and you were saying, like,
you know, there was a whole team of people that
helped you get ready and you know, many hours, many rhinestones,
many hands. I think that's what you said. Who's like,
because obviously you can't tell too many people, Hannah again
(26:57):
said she basically only told her partner that's it, and
he helped her do everything. Who's like, did you who
did you trust with like the secret news?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
And literally the only people that knew was my mom
and dad, so that they knew where I would be
a that's the fruit name. And second of all, it
was really only my friend Caitlin and the costume designer.
So my friend Caitlin was the one who was sitting
here Bryan stony things.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She literally was.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Like, if I'm not if I'm coming over, I'm going
to be working, so I bother talking to me and
just do and she would she would come over and
she ran so my whole like pineapple outfit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
My she ran and got glue and helped me make things.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
And I made all the head pieces that I wore
myself and everything. We tried to make ourselves as much
as possible. And yeah, it's definitely Caitlin and a big
shout out to Katie. To Katie because I could not
have made it without that girl. And she's in America
doing Camp America at the moment, so she has a
(28:00):
been here for this whole process, which has been so
sad and bittersweet because it really is part of her
win too, because I couldn't have done it without it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Do you know what's going to be about I did
a Camp America Like she's a camp being a camp
counselor at a summer camp.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, she's done it for like I think this is
her like first season, it's.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
The I did it once. I wish I did it
more than one year. It was the best time of
my life, the best.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Come back and gone, come back and gone, come back
and gone. So yeah, she absolutely is amazing. And she
works on childcare too, so she's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
The best part about her not seeing it yet is
you're going to get to watch it with her?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Well, no, she's in America.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
So she watched it twelve hours behind. Oh okay, And
they sent me like a video of all the people
at the camp watching it on the shit out with
them screaming and yelling and she's crying, and I wish
she was here for that moment. But that video was
just price her sheer joy and pride. And it's because
(29:04):
of her as well that I stand here or got
anything completed. Let's be here and because it was such
a rush and I couldn't have done it without it.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
So we know you're busy, so it won't keep you
too long. But I would just like to know personally,
what are you going to spend the fifty grand on?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
So my thing has always been that I I'm going
to put it towards a house, like so unattainable to
like own your own home and to have that amount
of money plus my key. We save it on top,
like I have enough for a deposit in New Zealand,
not in Australia.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Let's Australia.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I mean, it's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
And the thing is, it's like it's always been a
dream for everybody, I think, to own their own home,
and that's what I.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Want to do with the money.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Years ago i'd be passing it up and buying clothes.
And I don't know who I turned into, but I'm
the response person.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Now you're gonna buy something, one little tiny fun thing though, sure,
Like if.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
There's one thing I'm going to buy myself so this
is really funny.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's of course I have my like fate Louis Baton,
so of course Hannah calls it my Louis Fouton, and
they used to give me so much shit about it.
So if there's one thing I am gonna buy is
myself a real Louis Baiton?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
What bag?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Wallet? A bag? Hello?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yes, yes, they're only I think like two or three
or four grand.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well that's what I mean, like, I'm gonna buy.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
That's it, Spanky, Thank you so much for being on
the podcast. We love you. Congratulations with you.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Our friend group as well as just absolutely adores you
and they wanted me to say hi from them and
they love.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You, and oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's honestly, I'm so grateful to be sitting here and
just to represent everybody, and I just want everybody to
take away from this.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
It is possible, and if you just believe and don't
give up, it can happen. I know it sounds so
like Miss America answer, but it's the bloody truth and
through the world, loved life, do it your way.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I don't know if this is the right use of
the word, but I feel like this has been a
giantastic interview.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Is that the right use? That's fine? I love that. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Spank you motherfucking Jackson.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Thank you so much. Yeah, we love you.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Thanks so much for the love guys and having me today.
It's beyond beyonced Well.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
On that note, thank you so much for coming back
season two. We're back next week. Back to weekly now, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Know we're back weekly. We're stopping being slacked.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I mean I've been.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Slack, but no, we've been busy, gal, I've been very busy.
But no, we're excited to be back season two. We're
going to do a little photo shoot I think to
revamp every thing makes socials look a bit cute.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, definitely it needs a revamp.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, needs a revamp.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
All right, we'll see you next week by thanks yes bitch,
I haven't had some work done.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you will have some hardbums.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yes, bitch, look nice sign, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Bitch that.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Time.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh my god, I can't live We're back.
Speaker 5 (00:14):
It's been so long.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Season two, baby, season two. I'm so excitedly back. I've
missed the studio.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I've missed you.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I know I missed you, even though we've kind of
seen each other. But you're away for a very long time,
which we now can reveal. I know the reason we
went on a break is because you had to go
on film the Challenge, the new.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
TV show You're on You in Argentina.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
How next episode we are going to do like a
bit of a behind the scenes tell all, So don't
load now. But what was it like going to Wait?
I have one question? Okay, this is the only one
you can answer. Did you fly first or business class
to Argentina?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I was in coach? What?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
They flew a whole cast of Australian celebrities in economy.
Yeah they did premium economy. No, you're lying it was
business No, I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Swear on my life we flew over an economy.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
But I always heard from people that I know that
I've been on I'm a celeb. They fly your business
to South Africa.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Well, I didn't get to go to South Africa Pharmer's
lab because yeah, and they drove.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Me up Contus Link flight.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, no, we're all in the economy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh daw. You should have had your contracting someone how
to read it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All upgraded if we wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But who wants to pay for your own upgrade?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I know That's why I didn't question.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I know. Okay, well let me ask one more then,
what was it like filming it up? What was like
being in Argentina because that's like not on the top
of my list of places to go.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it wasn't on the top of my list.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Like it's cool, but it's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It was. I don't really know.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
It was cool flying in and like because I flew
through Santiago, like in Chile and it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Was like beautiful because anounced Chile Chile.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My first girlfriend was Chilian. Actually is just insane.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, but we were flying into Chile. It was just beautiful,
like like the snowtopped mountains and.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
That was probably the nicest part of it all.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And is Argentina I don't even couldn't even point. Yeah,
but like I couldn't point it on a mat, wouldn't
know where at all.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Do you know in South America?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But where's a big play.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
South of America? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
All I know is Mexico and Brazil because they're the
big ones, and then everything else is like the size
of body.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
In South America.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yes it is, Mexico is South America.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Mexico is part of the USA. What No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
It goes Mexico goes America like North America, and then
South America starts with Mexico and then the big chunk
and then there's like a little tiny bit of land
and then a Brazil is down the bottom, and then
everywhere else is kind of dotted around on little like
slithers of land.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Okay, well I was obviously know any but yeah, I
was in Buenos Aires. Well, we flew were in Buenos Aires.
We stayed in Brenaceris, like we did like a few
promo shots stuff in Buenos Aires, and then we drove
out on our bus.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
To the Challenge house. And I don't think I can
say any more than that right now.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh, I've just googled Argentina is at the bottom of
Brazil on a slither of land.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
It's not it's not in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's the bottom of Brazil, one piece of land. But
it's broken up.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I left school in U nine.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know what's happening, right, Yeah, well, don't tell
us anymore anyway.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Because all I will say is that everyone's been asking. Okay,
people have been saying, like, what is the challenge? Because
obviously it's a new TV show here. Yeah, it's been
on for seasons and seasons over in the US.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, but basically we do challenges.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Like Big Brother or like it's a mix between I
would say Big Brother, Ninja Warrior, Jersey Shaw and Jerry Spring.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh wow, okay, and I'll leave it at that. Oh good, Okay,
I'm vibing. I'm vibing that I used to love Jerry
Springer jo when you would like have a fake sicky
when you're in primary school and like you've watched Oprah twelve, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Spring and Doctor Peel in the middle.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
So good, okay, great? And when is the show out?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Do you know? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They don't tell us a whole lot.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It's probably not even announced yet, like the show, but
not the date.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, it hasn't been a date.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah this year, do you know. I don't know surely
because they put the photos out.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
No, I do know, but I can't say, oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Well anyway tell or we'll do the tell tell next week.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
And I've got there's a few things been happening since
all the cast has been announced, with a few things
from the cast that I've seen like just online, Oh okay, good,
and it's just like, looks I want to get the
tea on a few people.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
With our first episode back today, we are in like
we're just waiting for the zoom link to join up
to New Zealand's Drag Race down Under season to win
as Spanky Mother, Tuck and Jackson is going to be
on the show. So yeah, she was my favorite the
whole season, and every week I was like, ah, she's
probably gonna go home, just because like on Drag Race,
(05:12):
now we're kind of I feel like conditioned because i'veain
so many seasons to expect the best and the most
polished to win now on Nope, not with doubt underne
which is what I love it.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
And she just her heart you could just like you
could just feel it through the TV screen. I just
love how lovable she is. And I'm so excited because
my whole friends group as well was just like reading
for her to me too.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
And I met her on Saturday night the date so
she won. I think the episode comes on stand at
four pm. It finished at five, and she had won.
And that night about like ten o'clock, I saw her
and she did she sung, they sung Bosom Buddies her Hannah.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
And I saw that. I'm so sad.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I didn't got to go, and I just had a
few things going on that I just needed to chill
out for.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was so good.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I know it was studios and it looks so great.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And also that song, I'd forgotten that even done that
song live. It's actually a good song, Partners in Crime,
Like it's a banger. Yeah, yeah, that's one. I love you, girl,
I'm your biggest fag. Yes, it's really good anyway, So
what else? Oh my god, I just thought like that
(06:18):
you were with Jonathan van Ness and Queer Eye all
that I know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh my god, No, I was.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
I've been so exciting in forty weeks to go to
go to this like jvan Hair event.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I didn't actually know that they were going to be there.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Because they're there on tour at the moment, they're doing
like shows. I saw last time they were here. They
in Sydney at where Super Theater did a whole like,
oh gosh, what did they do when they were a
little not ice skating ice skating? Oh yeah, yeah, skating
figure skating skating whole but obviously not on the ice,
(06:51):
and like a kind of gymnastics routine and then a
bit of stand up like it was so funny. So
I think that's what the tour is want to go.
It was ticket, Yeah, let's try and God's go.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, but well it was it was that four were
holding it and it was for Javian Hair, which is
that's what they have. Yeah, yeah, they're stuck at them
and it's fabulous because I went to like their launch
in Sydney like five months ago or something and I've
been using like all their hair products since and I've
just run out.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So it's bad.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You got a goodie bag?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Oh yeah, I did. It's a good A second, I
couldn't do it, No, it was. It was a good
goodie bag.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
But I love the shampoo and conditioner. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Anyway, so the event was really fabulous apart from the
free ship. They were so lovely and they I didn't
wasn't expecting, but they did like a fool what was
it called, like tutorial.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Like hey guys, welcome to my channel.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, that kind of vibe but like live that's cool
with this gorgeous girl doing her hair and did like
a full blowout that it's got like this new it's
called like blowout milk. Sounds very sexual, but it's don't
thing it's meant to be. But it's for like doing ay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
But no, there was so fabulous a photo had a
little chat.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh my good, let me see your photo with jo
I kind of one. Yeah, when you mean you don't
fucking special, let me, I'll have to find it. So
I feel bamboozle. So when the queer eye, this.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Is why you asked me about how did the j
just so that you could no, no, but I am
best friends.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No no, no, I just genuinely, genuinely saw it on
your Instagram. I wanted to know, and then I didn't
even until you just said I got a photo. I
couldn't even I didn't even remember that I had a photo.
It's a long time ago. To final my Instagram. But
when all the Queer Eye like team was here and
they were doing promo for I don't know season one
or season two, I interviewed him and Karamo I'm pretty
sure it was. And yeah, it was like, where's the photo?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh? Here it is?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Okay, wait, show me yours my ship because no, I've
got question of mine.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't have the professional photos back.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Hang on, Okay, my photo with it is with Karamo
and Javn is so bad. I don't know what I
was thinking with this haircut. This is twenty eighteen. I
don't know what I was thinking. I'm pulling this weird face.
Karamo looks good and me and Javienn look like okay,
but Karamo's really killed the game. Here past me. We'll
just the same show.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Terrible, okay, okay, ready, Oh no, you look nice, Jings
I accidently, Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
My god, I have that jacket, the your puffer jackets
from cotton Yeah body, yeah the best.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
It gave me heaps of ship for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh to buy mine?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It was on sale though.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, Well, we'll post both of our photos maybe and
people can vote who's is better.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Now, I'm not posting that photo I looked terrible. Yeah,
oh okay, fine, face tune the hell out of it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Okay, great, well let's I can see the zoom connecting now,
so let's get ready for this.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
I'm so excited for this. I'm so excited. It's I
don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Okay, Oh, here we go. First guest, this is actually
appropriate season two of hay Doll. Our first guest is
from season two of RuPaul's Drag Race Down under It,
but not just anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm talking the winner.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Spaky motherfucker Jackson.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, people, yes, fuck yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You don't know how long I have waited to do
that from the show with you, I know, right.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh my god, I appreciate it. Honestly, take around the world,
people can believe?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Can you believe how randomly it took off? Like that's
your catchphrase?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Now?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Fuck yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Like either that or Big Mama with the nuts out
or so many. Honestly, it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
But I feel like catchphrases usually, like the Queens on
other seasons try to make their own catchphrase take off,
but Ruined Michelle really took yours and round with it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Everyone did.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
My god, it became such a running joke, like they
would say all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She was liker. Paul even said to me at one
point she was in the cab on.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
The way there to do filming one morning and she
was like literally just saying, it's always Bam and PARMI
fuck yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
So, oh my god, how are you feeling? Are you
just like on cloud nine? So you've got your crown on?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Like I now, just going to the letterbox with the
crown on and the slippings and lobe and I mean
the neighbors have no idea why this like this home.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I was walking down the street for the crown up.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Do you reckon? Anyone in Palmi North actually watched drag
Race and knows who you are now, Like if you're
down at the local grocery store, everyone does. I mean
everybody liked. I kind of get the vibe. No offense
that in Pami you're a bit like the only gay
in the village. Is that true or no?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
There's plenty of gays here that just probably a little
bit more quiet than I am.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
But people have definitely watched the show.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But at the same time, like, oh, bribe beg yesterday,
I couldn't get a fucking cab home and then I'm like, honestly,
nobody gives a ship, gentlemen. I could go to the
supermack and nobody can lance Like they're like, oh wow,
there's the HOMEO again.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You're gona go and drag. You're gonna go and drag
next time for the supermar you know what.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I'm heading to the market after this, like, hello, I'm
just gonna wear this there and pick up some you know,
some vegetables or something.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Totally, I've got to ask now, I kind of flashback
to I'm pretty sure it was first episode, so it's
it's relevant.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Are you wearing pants?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No pants?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I love it, love it, you know what I have
to say, Like that was probably that was the moment
I fell in love with you, when you came out
on that catwalk in that iconic cold to a moment.
I I that was definitely. I think me and all
my friends fell in love you with you from that moment.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Me too, Yeah, oh thank you. I mean it's just
a lifestyle choice, you know. I think the wearing no.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Pants, everybody does it all the time, and I think
we need to normalize not wearing pants, even to the
shop who cares.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I agree.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I'm going to start not wearing pants coming in here.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Is that right? Is that gonna be okay with like
all the big busses.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yes, fine, be fine. It's discrimination.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Otherwise you'll be like you're discriminating against me because of
my sexty andies.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So you know, now, like what Jack just said, everyone
fell in love with you first episode. I'm going to
be totally honest. Met my housemate and I watched it
together and he was like, Spanky's gone next week because
you obvious course did the lip sync in the episode
one and you were saved. And I was like, I don't.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Know, like there's something there, like people are gonna love
about Spanky and he was like nah, now because he's
watched every episode of every season.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
He watches drag Race Thailand in tie with no subtitles,
he watches drag Race Philippines. Like, he was like, Spanky's gone,
and I was like, I don't know, doubt then fucking
next minute, you've won the whole dn FA's taken it out.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I mean, the thing is just like I was always
going to be counted out from the beginning, Like you know,
drag Race has become so I personally feel drag is
starting to become too two d, like it's all about
the look and no substance. And you know, yeah, I
am not the most polished queen. I mean, look at
me now, I'm pretty as fuck. I was always going
(14:19):
to come off like that to people because I'm not
what you normally expect from drag race.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Now the level has changed.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
You know, people do expect the finish and the the
details and things like that, but that has never been
my drag aesthetic and it never will be. Yeah, Okay,
i will put on some extra makeup and wear a
bit bigger hair, but at the same time, I'm still
going to stick to who I am, and I always
believe that I already had enough talent and it should.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Speak for itself.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
What's happened?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh no, I'm back? Sorry, Yeah, definitely worry.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm there.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, it was just going down on me and I
didn't really want to. I didn't ask for it to
go down on me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Nonsense, everything right, consent, guys.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
All we had was like a shot of your arm pit,
and it's going down.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
At least it wasn't further down.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Sorry, I missed what your question?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh fucking who gives it, who cares?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But I am going to still stick to my guns
and who Spanky is because it's always who I've been.
I was talking to somebody before about my favorite outfit
in Melbourne used to be a long line sup Prey
Boomtoop with About and that was literally.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Heaven right right, super Praise the best. I used to
go love going to Super Pray Do. I had all
of those T shirts. When it was called to our
T shirts like Paris Hilton would be like rich a
f and stuffing. I was like that Vie. Now, Spanky,
you were just saying before you haven't taken the crown off,
where like I feel like a crown and sceptor from
drag Race is kind of like you know how people
(15:52):
like put their grammy us to hold open the toilet
door and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like where do you put them?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Because they're kind of inconvenient.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I'm going to put it in the floyer of our
house and we have like a little shelf and I'm
just going to put it there so it reminds people
when they walk in the Queen lives here and you
should be really happy to be in our house.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Can you give me two seconds I just need to
plug my phone and otherwise it's going to die.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do your think we're in Spanky's drag room right now?
The lights went off? Now we've.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Sorry, I'm back.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's okay, okay, sorry, did you did your phone that?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't expect anymore?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh and then the bloody Wi Fi des started to
have a chance.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
It's okay, it's just so on brand that your phone died.
And then the wife I worked and it fell down.
I feel like this interview couldn't be any more spanking
and I'm living.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You're getting the whole experience.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Now, what's the vibe? Obviously season one and season two
Queen's going on to it together.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Right Literally, I fly out on Sunday and I think
we do hort and Pavilion. I want to say, like
Tuesday or Wednesday next week, so it's pretty soon, and
we're traveling the whole month, so we're doing New Zealand
and Australia, so super exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I can't wait to meet the people.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So oh my god, and come and see us, and yes,
I will have my.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Out right, I'm buying tickets there about the whole thing?
Is there anyone from season one you're super excited to
meet that you don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And there's the only one one that you don't really
want to meet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
I mean the thing is is I've already know pretty
much all of the Season one girls now people I've
worked with. Karen started in Melbourne at the Commercial Hotel
literally when I was hosting there, so it's like I've
known Karen for a while. Keita, I've known for Ages,
but I've known for Ages co co and that I've
just met like and they're fabulous. So I'm actually super
(17:56):
excited to be on tour with them and just turn
the part.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Why not? Now?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Have you heard about the controversy that there is two
New Zealand queens in a row that have now taken
the crown? No Australian girls.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't think that that should be a controversy because
I like represent for Melbourne just as much as I
represent for New Zealand. I spent twelve years of my
life there and I wouldn't be the same drag queen
i am today if it wasn't for my life in Melbourne,
and I represent for both countries. I mean, yeah, okay,
whatever my passports is, I'm from New Zealand, but in
(18:31):
my soul I'm just as Australian, do you guys?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I love that. Can we play a game?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
I haven't told you yet, I know, but I wanted
to play a little game and involves all the rest
of your castmates.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I mean they're not here, but we both imagine you
would be hearing already.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Would make my life.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You up?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I want to play shag Mary kill? Is that?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Or shoot?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Shoot it's.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Miracle?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Okay yeah fuck merkle okay are you ready? Yeah fuck
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Okay fuck merykill, Mini Cooper, Queen Kong and Hanakonda.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh ship, well we need to kill Sorry that's like
I love you die.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
With Mary?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Uh we married Heniconda and Queen Hello yeah yeah hello
yeah yeah right so yeah, I had the same.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
I had the same all right, Shure, I need to
get these names right who because it's.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all corrected.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
A story. So for like the first like I don't know,
like two episodes or something, I thought that her name
was Poe, so.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I used all the time, and then as a town
of Wellington, and I thought, oh, you're named after Poe
Marie like Paul Marie.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But no, it was the stuff that you like put
in the bathroom, because you do.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
That's pot pourri.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Oh yeah, not to get confused.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Not Beverly kills you guy, your guy like you're a guy.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, you're a guy.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, it was Pamara Yuri and.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Who you guy?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Who was the second one? Beverly Beverly Yeah, Beverly kills.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Kill Beverly okay, Cury and Mary Pamara because she is
actually the sweetest person.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
She is, she.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Is, she is, she is now. I had the same
as well, okay, faux fair. Aubrey and Mary Poppins.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Molly Poppins, Molly Poppins, Mary Poppins is the nanny was married.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I was like, hold up the same show or m
I just said not enough to sleep?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, corrected again, so Molly Poppins.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Okay, kill foe because the screaming. Honestly, I can't deal.
And who was it? It was Molly and Aubrey Aubrey
marry Molly fuck Aubrey. I'd fuck Aubrey and take a clothes,
but then we need to take them out because she's
(21:31):
so Molly would pop off, so let's be fair.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But she's a good time totally.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Now, Hey, I can't remember it was the final episode
or the the like second last episode. The thing I
love about that, it's like because my dad is a
New Zealand so I'm very like in tune with everything Kiwi.
But there's something that I was telling about Jack about
before that he had no idea what the word meant,
and I'm pretty sure it was you that said it
(22:01):
in the second last or last episode. Jandle.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, the bloody shirt. I know you call them thongs
and we call them chandles.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wait, so would this be would this would this be
a jandle?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, that's a slide.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
No, that's a burke. This is a slide.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I just kept myself from the face with but yeah, no, Jack,
jandle is like a thong.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah right, yeah, that's random chandellas.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, I know see how your life is.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you're having me on.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, we call them jandles, but I call them chandellas
because I'm fun.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yeah, that's fun, Like bev Regino, you just changed the word.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
What I'm envisioning for you is like, so, okay, You're
you've won, Obviously you're going to be the one that
people like, you know, the winner's level is like are
on drag race than like if you got out third
or fourth? No, no, no, it is because I'm thinking
maybe you're like the merch just rights itself, is what
I'm saying. Like, you're the winner, so you're gonna people want,
(23:13):
gonna want your shit, fuck hair on a T shirt,
put on anything, and even you could do like, oh god,
there's so many queens that have done like books with
like funny sayings and stuff. But you could do like
a spanky mini dictionary of like funny words bevragino, jandella.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I've got so many.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Like my friends, I'm really known for this and my
friendship group, like we used to say the word gine
a lot, and giane was like it could be good
or bad or whatever. It was like, Oh, and then
it became giantestic and the cue was a cue, and
then it became less squeisious, and then it became a
squeisha with squeishe tea. So this is something that is
(23:53):
very much part of me. But I definitely have a
few things very spankyfied, including maybe a spanking pedal at
some point. Yes, so definitely. Some six toys are on
the way, so get ready for that.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
I love a spanking paddle. I just bought three new
sex toys the other day. Yeah, what did you buy?
I got like a vibrating butt plug I got, I
got an electric flash light.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And I got the move Does it like you?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I think it vibrates.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Oh, come on, Jack, as soon as you buy the toy,
G have to use that way, no.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Because you know what.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
And one of our first episodes on Hey Doll, we
had a sexpert on and she gave me a penis
pump and I still haven't used it.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
That was like six months ago. I actually speaking your
previous guests before. I think it was the week before
or two weeks before the season started. Hannah Konda came on.
Hannah and Jack are really good friends. And one of
the things we asked her was like, how where were
you when you found out you got on the show.
(24:58):
She was getting ready for a Chris show with a
couple of girls and was like, yes, hello, trying to
put on like a lip and something like yeah, yeah,
I'll be on the show. I gotta go by and
like ran to this Christmas show? Where were you? What happened?
Like did they offer it to you and you said yes?
Or did you have to think about it?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
My whole journey and drag race was filled with full
circle moments and like in some ways I believe it
was my destiny and I was literally and when you
hear this, you'll be like, Okay, I get why you
say that. But I was sitting I just happened to
be doing a show with some girls here in Parmas North,
(25:36):
in the theater where I did my first ever dancing competition,
And I was sitting in the same chair at my
mirror that my dad had closed off for me when
I did that first competition all those years ago, when
they called so yeah, I'm getting goose ones now thinking
about it, because it felt like it was meant to be.
(25:58):
And my whole run, this happened to me constantly, even
down to the guy who wrote on the back of
the sheet with me is from Parmi, to my direction,
to my makeover partner being from Parmi, to seeing a
fantail every day, to there's just two. There's too many
(26:18):
coincidences that happened through this journey for me, so yeah,
that being one of the and then I was in
a room full of drag queens as well, and I
gin like nothing had happened. I like him to go
outside and take a breath, and I was like, oh
my God, like I cannot believe that.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, And I saw the video that you posted on
your Instagram the other day, which was the night before
you flew to to do the show, and you were saying, like,
you know, there was a whole team of people that
helped you get ready and you know, many hours, many rhinestones,
many hands. I think that's what you said. Who's like,
because obviously you can't tell too many people, Hannah again
(26:57):
said she basically only told her partner that's it, and
he helped her do everything. Who's like, did you who
did you trust with like the secret news?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
And literally the only people that knew was my mom
and dad, so that they knew where I would be
a that's the fruit name. And second of all, it
was really only my friend Caitlin and the costume designer.
So my friend Caitlin was the one who was sitting
here Bryan stony things.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She literally was.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Like, if I'm not if I'm coming over, I'm going
to be working, so I bother talking to me and
just do and she would she would come over and
she ran so my whole like pineapple outfit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
My she ran and got glue and helped me make things.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
And I made all the head pieces that I wore
myself and everything. We tried to make ourselves as much
as possible. And yeah, it's definitely Caitlin and a big
shout out to Katie. To Katie because I could not
have made it without that girl. And she's in America
doing Camp America at the moment, so she has a
(28:00):
been here for this whole process, which has been so
sad and bittersweet because it really is part of her
win too, because I couldn't have done it without it.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Do you know what's going to be about I did
a Camp America Like she's a camp being a camp
counselor at a summer camp.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, she's done it for like I think this is
her like first season, it's.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
The I did it once. I wish I did it
more than one year. It was the best time of
my life, the best.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Come back and gone, come back and gone, come back
and gone. So yeah, she absolutely is amazing. And she
works on childcare too, so she's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
The best part about her not seeing it yet is
you're going to get to watch it with her?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Well, no, she's in America.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
So she watched it twelve hours behind. Oh okay, And
they sent me like a video of all the people
at the camp watching it on the shit out with
them screaming and yelling and she's crying, and I wish
she was here for that moment. But that video was
just price her sheer joy and pride. And it's because
(29:04):
of her as well that I stand here or got
anything completed. Let's be here and because it was such
a rush and I couldn't have done it without it.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
So we know you're busy, so it won't keep you
too long. But I would just like to know personally,
what are you going to spend the fifty grand on?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
So my thing has always been that I I'm going
to put it towards a house, like so unattainable to
like own your own home and to have that amount
of money plus my key. We save it on top,
like I have enough for a deposit in New Zealand,
not in Australia.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Let's Australia.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I mean, it's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
And the thing is, it's like it's always been a
dream for everybody, I think, to own their own home,
and that's what I.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Want to do with the money.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Years ago i'd be passing it up and buying clothes.
And I don't know who I turned into, but I'm
the response person.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Now you're gonna buy something, one little tiny fun thing though, sure,
Like if.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
There's one thing I'm going to buy myself so this
is really funny.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's of course I have my like fate Louis Baton,
so of course Hannah calls it my Louis Fouton, and
they used to give me so much shit about it.
So if there's one thing I am gonna buy is
myself a real Louis Baiton?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
What bag?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Wallet? A bag? Hello?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yes, yes, they're only I think like two or three
or four grand.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well that's what I mean, like, I'm gonna buy.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
That's it, Spanky, Thank you so much for being on
the podcast. We love you. Congratulations with you.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Our friend group as well as just absolutely adores you
and they wanted me to say hi from them and
they love.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You, and oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's honestly, I'm so grateful to be sitting here and
just to represent everybody, and I just want everybody to
take away from this.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
It is possible, and if you just believe and don't
give up, it can happen. I know it sounds so
like Miss America answer, but it's the bloody truth and
through the world, loved life, do it your way.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I don't know if this is the right use of
the word, but I feel like this has been a
giantastic interview.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Is that the right use? That's fine? I love that. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Spank you motherfucking Jackson.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Thank you so much. Yeah, we love you.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Thanks so much for the love guys and having me today.
It's beyond beyonced Well.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
On that note, thank you so much for coming back
season two. We're back next week. Back to weekly now, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Know we're back weekly. We're stopping being slacked.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I mean I've been.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Slack, but no, we've been busy, gal, I've been very busy.
But no, we're excited to be back season two. We're
going to do a little photo shoot I think to
revamp every thing makes socials look a bit cute.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, definitely it needs a revamp.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, needs a revamp.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
All right, we'll see you next week by thanks yes bitch,
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