July 27, 2022 • 34 mins
It’s our Season 1 Finale!
We’ve got another round of the Jack Off – our brand new game! PLUS Jack reveals the advice Joan Rivers gave to him at the airport and Tom reveals the advice Katy Perry gave to him in a Myer change room! AND find out which Kardashian’s star Jack had a pyjama party with! Enjoy dolls x
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitchbums, yes, bitch
look yes, bitch about that? Hi, Hi, hey Doll, how's
it going good?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
How are you Joe?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What I forgure here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm really good?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. Oh my god. That was the first thing I
wanted to ask you about. Welcome to hay Doll. By
the way, Hi, yes Jack if you missed last week's
episode went to like a special Hayu event. Carl Richards
was here from the real house loads of Beverly Hills.
It was blamor tell me everything because I saw the
(00:43):
pat photos of you in a flowing, billowing red Camilla thing.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A strappy heel, strappy I know, No, it was incredible.
Was that the Kingdom Margo, which.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is like a new hotel.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's gorgeous. I hadn't been there. It's beautiful and I had.
I got just my Camilla, which he was everything that
I wanted because you know, like Kyle, she loves like
calf Tanashish and she's got her own kind of like
Calf Tann. I didn't wear caf ten, but it's like
that vibe. But she's got her own line of Calf tans.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh does she she does.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
More, you know. But yeah, we went to the Kipdom
Margo and it was just glamy. It was in this
gorgeous like corner suite and but it was so much
more intimate than I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
How many people were there, Like in totald Recon, I
think there was fifteen? Is that all?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? Yeah, that was like I would say, there was
probably ten people that were invited and then five people
that were kind of working and photographers and stuff. It
was so intimate.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was dying. I was like, how the fact did
I get on this list?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean I saw some of the other people were there,
and compared to them, you were an a list. You
were Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow in one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh thank you a compliment. No, but it was so
so so glamorou Anyway, she just like commands a room
and she walks in and she's just so flowy, and.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't realize she is so small.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She's tiny.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
She's tiny. She came into my work and I was like,
I came in here. Yeah, I thought she was like
Paris Hilton's really tall. I thought she was the same
as Paris. Yeah, she's literally so tiny it's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, but her presence like is huge when she walks
in a room, and like I got to meet her,
and I was so happy because like they were only
going to do. At the end of like the interview, though,
were like, does anyone do we have time for questions?
Does anyone have a question? In my hand went straight yes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That was my assignment to I was like, get it,
ask her a question, get something.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I know, but I don't well, I don't know if
she understood my question because I said, like, I know,
maybe I didn't say it right, but I was meaning
to say, like, when there's so much chaos going on
in my life, I feel like Housewives, just as a
franchise in general, is like a safe space for me.
And why do you why does she feel like it's
it's such a safe space for many so many people.
But I think she kind of got misinterpreted it because
(02:55):
I feel like she thought I was saying that it's
a safe space for her being in a group of
girls that she's in Beverly Hills. And then she was like, well,
sometimes it's not a safe space, and I guess, oh, yeah,
then she definitely the question kind of went down like
a lead balloon. But it's okay, because that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's a really good question, I thought.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, she spoke to me too. When she came in here.
She was wearing like leather pants and I was also
wearing like fake leather pants on the same day, and
I was like, oh my god, and she was like,
we kind of just had a moment.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Do you get the leather pants reference?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Nope, not.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't watch the show Ugly leather Pants.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, I don't watch the show. I've literally never seen
one single episode of that show.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Bloody hell after show the scene anyway, No, it's okay,
all right, No, wait, so that was why she was
wearing leathers, why she's preparing them. But I was just
that's the reference in my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But yeah, we had a moment and I was very excited.
But was it an afternoon tea?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Right, there's no tea.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The whole champagne was there, like crumpets and kick coup
of sandwiches and no.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But speaking of sham, we went down to the bar.
I won't say exactly who this story is about. But
we went down to the bar afterwards and the King Margo.
It was me and Tim and Rod who won the
amazing race, and a few other people, and there was
a couple other people that wrapped up about probably a
three hundred and sixty or eighty dollars cocktail tab with
us and legged it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, just left, someone left someone numb? Oh my god,
what do you call that? Din and Dash and I worked,
they called it. We called it the din and dash
people do it all the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Time, I know, and me and were like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or my so wait, was their own cocktail bill for
those two people that amount or all of you together?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, no, no, it was just their I paid because
we were out to the bar, and I paid for
mine as like we were drinking it. I have I
had three margaritas all up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, and it's probably only about sixty bucks. I've been
to that bar drinks probably twenty two dollars, so yeah,
like sixty seventy bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Then I went up at the end and we went
to pay, and I paid for mine. But yeah, anyway,
I said to the bar, I was like, look invoics,
hey you because I'm not paid.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
God, and that is such a dog move and I
gave their names. Yeah good, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Absolutely. And it was disappointing because actually had a good
conversation with this person as well, and we thought we
connected a little bit more than I thought we would.
But and yeah that happens. That was disappointing. But you
know what it is. What it is just a couple
of cheap influences.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh my god, that makes me so annoyed because that's
a decision as well to be like, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The reason I know that it wasn't like a mistake
because I messaged them as soon as I like ten
minutes after they left, because they said they were going
out for a cigarette and I said did you leave?
And they just never opened it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah that's so dodgy. Oh well come we'll come back
and go.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know what, Karma's a bitch and she knows where
you live. Anyway, didn't affect me. I didn't have to
pay for it in the end.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Have you seen all that stuff today about the Manly
Seagulls and the football jerseys Because you're from the area,
right I am.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I grew up in Manly going it's very disappointing. I
put a little story on my Instagram because I mean,
I saw everyone giving their opinion. I just want to
give my two cents because yeah, I'm from there. So
I was like, remember, I should say something about it,
but it's very disappointing, like I grew I grew up
going to games. I mean, I'm not that into sport.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Did you still do now RL games?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes? So mask I know right, no, but it's very
it's very disappointing. But I just said to my story,
I was like, they shouldn't be threatening to stand now,
and they should just stand down and fuck off, go away,
like we don't need more of this shit in sport,
I know, and I got I've got a few applies
afterwards as well, and it was like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Support or hate, well both, but like.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
People a few people that didn't follow me that watched
my story and came on and say like, if you're
wanting to like like, you should be more graceful, you
should be more nice about it. And I'm like, I'm
fucking done nice something done being nice, Like I've had
to be nice about it for twenty years of my life.
I'm over it. I don't have to be nice about
it anymore. It's just homophobic bullshit that we don't need
(06:53):
to be nice about. We're angry. I'm fucking angry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, And there's a lot of people that are saying, like, well,
you know, when you sign your contract for you millions
of dollars that you're on, you agree to wear the uniform,
and that is the uniform.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Which also has gambling logos drinking if you're talking about
religious beliefs.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Like exactly, exactly the stadium is named after a beer,
Like if you're not drinking, like and you're not gambling
because of religious reasons, then don't wear that outfit either.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
On the way here, I did see a video though
on Norelda who had.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, I saw her on the street the other day,
by the way, but she was she'd just come out
of a restaurant and she's with a bunch of girlfriends
and she was the line so well, I don't know
if she was my blood. She was having a lot
of funking and doing a selfie with all these girls,
I mean, like an Instagram video with all these girls.
So I was like, I'll just leave it. But I
was on the other side of the street walk part
of my dog, so I was gonna be like Norell
(07:47):
da Dow. It was the whole thing. And I was
like I just had a couple of champs.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And dogs already. But anyway, I was. I saw a
video on the way here Si nurelta post and she
was talking about it on Studio ten and I do
you have to say, it's a fabulous thing that the
many seagulls are being inclusive and putting this pride flag
on the jersey. I think it's an incredible thing for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Them for one game. Only, by the way, like it's no,
it's not no, it's just for this game. Really, yeah,
because like last week they did.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Is it even worse that these fuckers want to just
a lot of it for one game?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I know because a lot of rounds they teams theme
the jersey. So like this week is the it's not
called the Pride round, it's called like inclusivity round or something.
Last week their jersey.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Get over it if it's one fucking game.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Last week the jersey was like a vintage one, so
they'd remade one from I don't know what year, but
like say nineteen seventy two, and they wore that. And
then when it's indigenous round. They have like cool they
incorporate indigenous artwork onto it, so like they're always themed
jerseys and all the teams do it. It's not like
Manly was just making like we're going to do this
now for the first.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Team in the NR rel do it isn't it because.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
AFL IFL do a pride round but an RL doesn't.
But this is called something like the Inclusivity Round or
something something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Inclusive.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, they're not playing. They're all have decided they're not
playing this, so good on your catch up seven of them?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
M yeah, they can they still play? If they're down
seven players? Can they still play?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh? Look, I don't know how it works. Yeah, because
I have heaps of backups. They have heaps of understudies.
But you can't like, well not understudies whatever they called.
It's not the music. It's not a musical. What do
I call them, like backup players? I don't know, let's
just call them understandies. They have heaps of understudies and
they have like swings that they have ensemble members. But yeah,
(09:31):
like it's not they've got extra players, but they're going
to be the not as good players because they're in
lower level, or they don't always get called up, so
they might not win.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well anyway, it is what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I hope they do win, though, so then they can
be like, we didn't even need these players. They're not
even that good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I hope they stand down in definitely.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, they're definitely not playing this weekend. But I think
that was their apparently. I think what happened was that
as the NRROL was like, well, you can either play
and wear it or not play, and they were like, okay,
what I'm playing? And I'm pretty sure if you don't
play a game, you don't get paid. I'm pretty sure,
but I'm not one hundred percent sure they're not getting
paid for this week I think. Don't quote me on
that though. Okay, now I've got a brand new game
(10:14):
that I want to play with you. I'm just networking,
I mean not networking.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I love these games. Then you're coming up with and
do you know.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What, because your name rhymes with so many things? Did
you know that? Like accidentally because I was trying to
think of a fun name, like to name all the
different things. Because up next we are going to do
the jack Off, which is our new quiz game. But
this is just a game for you. It's more just
like a fun story time because I'm still a little
bit off you from telling all those great stories on
Carla from branks Sound's podcast and then and then we
(10:44):
just actually, you've got some pretty good stories today, the money,
the dine and dash stories. You take that back, come on,
But there's I thought we'd play this game. I'm like spitballing, workshopping,
kind of like Jack sack and well, well I didn't
go with that because I didn't have time. Because what
(11:04):
I was going to do is put a whole bunch
of celebrity names in a sack and then pull them
out one by one and you see if you have
a story about them, because you know heaps of celebrities
to well, I don't know. I think you do. You've
met a lot. But I've gone with Jack attack because
I'm attacking you with names really quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Okay, good one, Okay, is that all right?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I like that because I really didn't have time to
cut up the bits of paper with the small names.
I've plimped them all out. And then so you get
it about seven jobs, Yes, no, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get it. So you're going to read out celebrity names.
If I've got something about them.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Tea, Yes, t would be good story. If you've met them,
if you know them, some of them you've been on
TV shows with. Okay, because you've done a lot of reality.
Oh my god, did you hear that there's an out
There was an outbreak of thrush in an Australian reality
TV show this week? Did you know what it is?
There's a thrush epidemic. Yes, it's when like the yeast,
(12:02):
you get a yeast infection in your vagina, but you
can also get thrush. Boys can also get thrushed. Also,
I think you can get thrush on your tongue, and
I think you get under your arms. It's like a
moistenous thing to do with like bacteria. Well, apparently it's
this new reality show that Channel seven of filming for seniors.
It's like single moms and dads are like trying to
(12:23):
find love.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh that's sad.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Because there was like a huge big thing of like
is it because they were like it's a dating show,
So everyone was like, is it the Bachelor? Is it
Love Island? Is it Beating in the Geek?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You know? But love the real love boat which is
coming out, which just been filming, so no one knew,
Like what show is it? Because there's so many dating
reality shows.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Right, But it's an elderly dating show.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I mean when I say elderly, like single parents, but
like looking for a shot home. No, no, no, but
I think I think the idea here is like forty over. Yeah,
but he's done a lot of it. My question was,
you've done a lot of reality. Has there ever been
an outbreak of anything while you've been doing anything? Like,
surely on Omos Elebs, some someone had some su or something.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It was the middle of COVID, so COVID was.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But no one had thrush.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No one had thrush on or not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Surely, in all those cargo pants some I'm sure Paul
would have got thrush or something talking.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
About Paul Anie like that. No, not that I know of.
I mean, I'm sure there was some kind of sweat
related issue in the mastering because those outfits are so
fucking hot.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh yeah, did you alls have a fan in them?
Apparently some of them have little fans.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And I heard this as well, And where was my fan?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Youven get a fan?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I mean no, Okay, there was no fan inside, but
there were there were. I think they're called like minders, wranglers,
chaperones that they come and they do have little electric
fans and they hold it kind of like.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like through the eye or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah. Yeah, but I did hear that some people the
fans inside their outfits, and I was like, I don't
know how that works logistically.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh my god, did you see the popcorn on this year?
That is the core All List outfit.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I've seen the primary there, but I didn't see popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Popcorn is like it's like a popcorn machine, like a
fair popcorn machine with like the red Oh it looks like,
I reckon that's gonna be my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
They look the outfits look insane this year.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, because like some of them, like yours was like
a fun costume, Yes it was, And then some of them,
like I think there was one called like of them
a fierce some of them yeah, yeah, but like yours
is fun. That's what I want them all to look like.
Crazy eyes. The popcorn machines got crazy eyes. There's a
song this year It's got crazy eyes. But then some
of them are like the ye oldie Italian Renaissance masks
(14:39):
like last year there was one that was called like
Wizard or something I can't remember, okay, or like I
can't remember anyway, but those like always have like the
serious like Italian opera masks.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't like those ones.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I like the fun ones. Yeah you were a fun one. Yeah. Anyway,
all right, so you're ready for this game.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm ready for the game.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So I'm starting off big, but you know you might
have thing all right, okay, so remember just yell that
stop if you hear one.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Always good to start off big.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Paris Hilton, Kylie Minogue, Danny Minogue, Hillary Duff, Scott Morrison,
Kylie Jenner, Kendall, Jenna.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, I've got one about Kendall. Oh yeah, I've got
one about well not. I met her at a party
in La.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's cool. Yeah details party? Whose party?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I just met her? I just like it was like hello, this.
We were both very young. I was fifteen, yeah, I
think so. I don't know how old she would have been.
She now, I think she's about your same age. I
like we're a similar age. I think she may be
a year older.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, she's twenty six, so she would have been.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Six, yeah, sixteen. Because it was I think it was
at Perez Hilton's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Name job amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, well, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I think it was.
I don't know. It was a pajama go with Perez Hilton.
Let's just go with that. Yeah, so it was a
pajama pajama party.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Amazing where I think it was in West Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I was shifteen. It was a long time ago. I
think it was in West Hollywood. But I also met
Katie Perry's brother and we kind of we ended up
hanging out a few times at.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The same party. That's cool. What was Kendall Jenna like
just sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I just literally just said hello, like, okay, it wasn't
that still claim?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Absolutely all right, let's keep going Grand Danya Osher, Ali Simpson, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well it's not. We kind of when I we didn't
make out. What no, Alie and I we just like
took a photo together and like stuck our tongues out
and touched each other's tongues. I don't know, how do
you say that put our tongues together in a photo?
When the night at the Stacks.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Of him, Oh my god, like very recently.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, we're both just had a few drinks and we're like,
let's get a photo of us, like touching your tongues together.
It was very odd.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Anyway, So you've made out with Ali Simpson basically made
out with Ali Simpson, oh my god, which basically made
which I would do in a normal which basically means
you've made out with Cody Simpson because when they were younger,
they would have like shared a bottle of drink or
like a cup or something a bit weird. I'd claim that.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, well I'm claiming it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I've actually got a funny Ali Simpson story. So a
couple of years, guys at my friend's party and he's
friends with her, okay, and she didn't really know anyone,
and he was like, you'll get along really well. Her
name's Ali and it was Ali Simpson and I think
she'd maybe just moved back from LA and he was like, oh, hey,
here's Ali, and I know who she was straight away
because I was like, oh my god, but I was
(17:31):
trying to be cool. I was like, oh, hey, how
are you. We're just hanging out and then we'd maybe
been speaking for like ten or fifteen minutes and she's like,
what's your Instagram? We followed it on Instagram was the
whole thing. And then she was like, I think maybe
at that point i'd had like one tattoo or something.
She's like, I love you tattoo. I was like, oh, thanks, yeah, cool.
Oh my god, I've got so many more ideas because
somehow we got onto tattoos. I was like, let you,
(17:53):
let me show you. And in my phone, I have
like atoo like a folder in my photos album of
like tattoos that I want and I opened it. Oh
my god. No, half of them were of Cody Simpson
because I just love his vibe of tattoos, and so
I had like all these zoom I had all these
zoomed in photos of her brother of his tattoos.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
How embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was so embarrassing. And she was like, is that
my brother? And I was like, oh, it was so embarrassing.
And then anybody, she was like, I'll be back in
a second.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh no, she never came back to she.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I mean like, I think we like hung out a
little bit more, but and we're still like. I saw
her something a while ago with her brother Mary Poppin's opening.
Maybe She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I love to get her on the show. She's a
fun time.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We should go that she radio on Radio Disney. Yeah,
at chatting, Okay, we keep going. That's how It's Simpson,
Lady Gaga, Madonna, Heidi montag who Heidi from the Hills,
The Hills. It's The Hills on MTV The Hills. You
(19:02):
know Lauren, Heidi or Drina The Hills have Eyes? Are
you on meth The Hills? The biggest MTV reality show ever?
The Hills?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, I haven't heard of it. No, I haven't heard
of it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You don't know Lauren and Heidi? No, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't know. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, wait where was I now? Ryan Gosling, Courtney act.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, I don't have a story about courtneyt. We end
up a kick ons after Minagra once?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But oh fun, what happened?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What happens to stays?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It kicks? You can't say, oh yeah, I've got something
and they're not tell us anything.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I absolutely can Next question, Gosh, Carl Sandlands, Ryan McFadden,
they're from a when you're on AGT Katy Perry, Oh
you said before you met her brother?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I also so she well I don't know if she personally,
but they when she had the part of me movie
that came out.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh like the movie they filmed of the tour. Yeah yeah,
it was like behind the scenes and the two.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Life blah blah blah. Well I went to the premiere
of that. She came up to me and she was like,
Oh my god, I just want to say I love
you so much, like I love your audition video, thank
you so much for and I was dying dying. I
was fourteen or fifteen.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That is cool. So she recognized you, yeah, and what
does she say? Like, well, yeah, but like that was it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
She was. She was a bit in demand. It was
her premiere, right yeah, yeah, good point, good point.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was cool. I was very starstruck.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Actually, I've got Katy Perry story as well. Now me
I interview her for I can't remember the Witness Witness
to her. She had just announced Witness Tour dates because
I remember she had the short blonde hair, she had
the Jack vigein hair. And she came and did like
a thing at Maya that was like launching it, and
(20:55):
then a whole bunch of media had to do like interviews,
and it was at meya because may was like a
like a tour sponsor, partner, whatever. And so the interview
rooms Usually when you do an interview, like at a
hotel or something, you go into like a room and
it's all set up and they take the bed out
and everything. This was in a dressing room downstairs on
(21:19):
the woman's level, literally a dressing room, like they just
pulled the curtain apart. And you know, having been to
Meyer in the city and they had.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Somehow in their dressing rooms, just an.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Actual dressing room, right, And like me and her, we
were so close together and it was really really weird. Anyway.
I was like, I looked so chic, like, oh my god,
this is maybe like five or six years ago. I
looked so like I would narrow do it like I was,
Oh my god, it was like the kill on it.
And we kind of also had the same haircut, and
I had bleaked my hair at that point, and she
(21:50):
made a joke about like that we looked the same,
and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, anyway, we
like had such a moment. She had the pixie cut, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's why I said the jack vision cut, the blonde hair, yes, yeah,
Or do you think I meant like your Ellen haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't know what I was picturing a Bob when
if you had a bolb. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I haven't had a Bob but Katie, but that's why
I said the Jack Vision hair. Oh yeah. Anyway, at
the end, I was like, I'd got this, like this
was like five or six years ago before I couldnt
afford anything nice. I'd gotten like a fake Vasachi ring
from Paddy's Markets and it was big, like it was
a big gold. Yeah, they still sell them there. And
(22:29):
she was like, oh my god, I love your ring.
And I was like, oh, so she goes, what like
I obviously was really weird about it. She was like
why what. I was like, oh, it's not real. You
told her? Yeah, because I feel like she could have.
She would have been able to tell like it's Katie Perry,
she's not poor. And then she laughed like so hard
(22:50):
but like you know, like oh my god, like I
get her. That would have been me. And she goes,
don't worry, honey, fake it till you make it, and
I was like, totally, that's right. And anyway, she was cute.
I love Katy Perry. She is very cute, all right,
I've got a few more left ready. I just said
her name Ellen Chelsea Handler Karl Stefanovic Kshi.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Kind of when I was before age t like years,
I was thinking maybe like ten. I saw him in
the supermarket and I went to him and I was like,
I really.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like you from TV. It's a the story you've had.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He was buying toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Last one, Joan Rivers.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yes, I do have a story. Actually, yeah, I thought
you must have known that and that's why you put
it down.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, I just was thinking female comedians, but I was
like one of it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh my god. So I was in I was. I
was in the airport in New York. Yeah, and I yeah,
we're both in like the lounge and I sat near
her and then we end up chatting for like half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh my god, what was this? How old we do
you reckon?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Fifteen?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you did a lot from when you won. In
the next couple of years, I.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Can't even like to like, I'll never be able to
even scratch the surface. That's why I like, I'm going
to write a book one day.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Wow you should, but it's but.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, anyway, so I met her in the lounge and
we chatted half an hour, and then her main piece
of advice when she was leaving the airport lounge, she
was screened out from across the other side of room.
She was like, never give anyone the power of attorney.
And that was her piece of advice to me, and
I listened to her.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So it was just you and her for half an hour.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
My mum was there as well, which she was just
kind of like at the buffet, what did you and
John Rivers talk about for half an hour? I really
remember it, to be honest, I just remember it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Was about did you know who she was? Yeah? I
loved her, right, I loved.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think that's how that we kind of got talking
because I was just like, oh my god, I wanted
to say, and think she was like, why is there
a fifteen year old that loves me in the New
York And so then I kind of just like I
told her what I was doing and what i'd just
done over last year, which was a g T and
I was traveling. Mom and I were doing like a
like a week holiday in New York and oh no,
(25:12):
I was there for I was doing you know, good
a USA. Yeah, it's like celebrating Australians and that are
doing things in America. And this was I think I
was singing at the New York because I sang it
for a couple years in a row. I was saying
at the LA one, the New York one, the Houston one,
San Francisco one.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, I thought they just did one.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
They're all over the country.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And I was singing at this particular year. It was
the year after agut so I was doing LA New York, Houston,
and San France. And I think I was doing the
New York leg and that was cool.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Never give anyone the power of I love it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Quite funny.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break, quick break, and
we'll be right back. Are you ready for a round
two of the jack Off? I am?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But come we can you play someone?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
But that's not the den, it's not the jack Off.
The okay, time for a round two of the jack Off.
Jack you won last week the first ever episode of
the jack.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Off, I'm ready to jack off again.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't think that's ever not going to be funny.
So if you didn't hear last week, it is a
quiz jack verse someone yes, five questions. They're all gay themed.
So it should be easy for you. It should be
and it should be easy for the other player who
is also a flaming homosexual. Please welcome to hay Dol
(26:34):
Zaye Hi, hi Zaye. Hello, I'm so excited. I've never
chacked off with a group before.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, I have, so welcome.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It's never not going to be funny. Okay, So, Zane,
you know how the game works. There is five questions.
Obviously it's best of five. Your name is your buzzer.
So if you think you know the answer to one
of the questions, correct, correct? Great? Okay? Is everyone ready
to jack off?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Never been ready? You know, Zack? Do you remember how
we started last week? I'm in a countdown from three? Okay? Ready? Three? Two? One?
Let's jack off? Yeah? Okay? Hi? Question number one combined together?
(27:23):
What cocktail do these ingredients make? Vodka, gin, rum, tequila,
triple sex, lemon, juice, and coke? Zay is correct?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I should have fucking got that.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I know. I feel like that's all you. That's like
your drink at Stonemall, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It was for years, for years and years and years,
not for the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But did I tell you it's my story about the
first time I ever had those and then vomited in
the shower. Yeah, okay, great, okay. Question number two, who
who is David Furnish married to Zane?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Is it Elton John?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Is Elton John? Where the fact is that Elton John's husband?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Well, there you go. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
David Furnished?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You for knowing that Inzane?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay. By the way, Elton John coming back to Australia
for an Encore tour like two or three years ago,
he was like, my final ever tour.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I went to what I thought was his final one, Tau.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Good Brye, Yellow Bick Road something. Now he's like, it's
the Oddencore Final tour, right, o'dale?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Are we going to that? Zaying? Are you an Elton fan?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean bring like my mom to it?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Okay, well yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Question number three.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's why I went to the last Elton John concert
with my mum. It's a good mum and son concept. Anyway. Anyway,
Question three.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, Question number three, Jack, you need to get this
to still be in the running. Oh what because if
he gets the next one, it's he's already won.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Three.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
What is the name of Lady Gaga's new tour. Jack. Yes, Jack,
that is correct. Okay, you're in the running stick. We
all know that. Well you didn't, Buzzy, did you?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Quick?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, next question, without going over, how much is the
anal Rapture Training Kit in deep pink to the nearest
dollar ten dollars?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I know? What is it? An anal rap What is it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
An anal rapture training kit? Let me give you a
bit more information. Rapture their their butt plugs. The rapture
training kits that comes in three sizes. There's a small, medium,
and a large and yeah, it's to train your anal zane?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Do you know much about this?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Thing's like, well, actually I'm an anal a fitziado. So
without going over, I will, I will, I tell you guys,
is somewhere between fifty dollars and one hundred dollars. It
is a three pack, right, So without going over to
the nearest dollar, okay, and you.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Go first, I'm going to say sixty. Okay, I'm going
to say eighty.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That is correct. It's eighty eight ninety five. Yes, okay.
I really had to do the math there, and I
was like, without going over, what Okay, so it's too all.
So this last question is going to determine who wins
the round. Nervous nervous Now this question is thanks to
(30:41):
Stan with an all new series of Drag Race Season
two Down Under, streaming July Thirtieth's name three it's really
not sponsored by stand but name three queens in season
two of Drag Race Down Under.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Haniconda from a fifth, Yes and so far correct.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's again two points to Jack zero to listeners. I'm sorry, Sane,
but you do go home with an anal rapture training
kit worth eighty nine ninety five. Yes, I'm bringing it
to Thank you so much, Zaane.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh my god, thank you Zane. It's been a pleasure.
It's been a pleasure jacking off with you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh anytime, bye, Zaye Bye. Well that is the end
of the last episode of season one of hadel.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I know, I know it's gone quick.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
It actually hasn't gone quick. I feel like we started
this so long ago because we're having thirteen have done.
This is the thirteenth, which is three weeks sorry, three
months and a week is it? Then we had a
couple of weeks off. It's basically been four months.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We go for fir'st gone quick to me, Jesus, I
didn't realize it's been four month.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really, you know, I feel like it's Oh actually when
you say like four months, yes, it has gone quick
quick for four months. Anyway, We're going to be back
in a couple of weeks. It's time season two.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I know. I'm very excited. We're gonna have a little
break and we're gonna think of all the things we
want to do, want to chat about, all the guests
that we want to have on.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I would like a Kardashian or a Hilton.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I bet you would. I'll try and make it happen.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well, you do know Kendall extremely well spoke with five
minutes my dream dream who Like, if I could interview
anyone in the entire world, it would be Martha Stewart
or christ Jenner.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh yeah, who, christ Jenna? Absolutely, christ Jenna, Christiana or
Mariah Carey. I'm a Lamb. I'm I'm I love her.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I feel like a fandom name is still a thing.
They were like such a thing to me?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Is that with Mariah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Where did Lambs come from?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Though?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I actually don't know anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, So have a great break, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
We'll be back in a few weeks. Yeah, just a
few weeks. So make sure you subscribe, Like, leave a
comment and review makes everyone else see the podcast. Follow
us at Hey dol Pod, on Instagram and TikTok. You
can follow Jack on Instagram, Me on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And voice moments. Send us some questions. I want to
I feel like I want to do, like some asks
we should do, like a segment of like ask Jack
and Tom and.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Wait we can I can make a segment name out
of this. Okay, Jack, this is what runs with Jack?
Back Black, Lack track, crack or crack Jack. We need
to do a segment called crack Jack. I don't know
what it is. Sack. Oh I did? I wanted to
go with that rack. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
No, it's Tom and Jack Jack, like it needs to
be Jack of us Jack's hacks.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Maybe you could do a whole list of hacks.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Now I'm over these names.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, snack Jack, Why do you have a huge list?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I can see your laptop from here here.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I just googled what runs with Jack. That's when I
was trying to Jack Shack. Maybe interview Shack. Maybe you
interview Shack and I give you no, he just walks in.
You have no idea who that is, and you're like,
I don't know who this is what I'm interviewing about.
Oh god, whack whack Jack. Oh my god, there's so many.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Crack is whack jack because remember that the Whitney Houston reference.
No go and get out, crack.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is whack Jacques. Maybe do a French segment and your
name is Jacques. Okay, we'll leave it. We'll do the
brainstorming during the break. Thank you so much for listening.
We love you guys, and we'll see you in a
couple of weeks time for season two.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
See you soon.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yes, get
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitchbums, yes, bitch
look yes, bitch about that? Hi, Hi, hey Doll, how's
it going good?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
How are you Joe?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, that's good.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What I forgure here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm really good?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. Oh my god. That was the first thing I
wanted to ask you about. Welcome to hay Doll. By
the way, Hi, yes Jack if you missed last week's
episode went to like a special Hayu event. Carl Richards
was here from the real house loads of Beverly Hills.
It was blamor tell me everything because I saw the
(00:43):
pat photos of you in a flowing, billowing red Camilla thing.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A strappy heel, strappy I know, No, it was incredible.
Was that the Kingdom Margo, which.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is like a new hotel.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's gorgeous. I hadn't been there. It's beautiful and I had.
I got just my Camilla, which he was everything that
I wanted because you know, like Kyle, she loves like
calf Tanashish and she's got her own kind of like
Calf Tann. I didn't wear caf ten, but it's like
that vibe. But she's got her own line of Calf tans.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh does she she does.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
More, you know. But yeah, we went to the Kipdom
Margo and it was just glamy. It was in this
gorgeous like corner suite and but it was so much
more intimate than I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
How many people were there, Like in totald Recon, I
think there was fifteen? Is that all?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? Yeah, that was like I would say, there was
probably ten people that were invited and then five people
that were kind of working and photographers and stuff. It
was so intimate.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was dying. I was like, how the fact did
I get on this list?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean I saw some of the other people were there,
and compared to them, you were an a list. You
were Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow in one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh thank you a compliment. No, but it was so
so so glamorou Anyway, she just like commands a room
and she walks in and she's just so flowy, and.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't realize she is so small.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
She's tiny.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
She's tiny. She came into my work and I was like,
I came in here. Yeah, I thought she was like
Paris Hilton's really tall. I thought she was the same
as Paris. Yeah, she's literally so tiny it's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, but her presence like is huge when she walks
in a room, and like I got to meet her,
and I was so happy because like they were only
going to do. At the end of like the interview, though,
were like, does anyone do we have time for questions?
Does anyone have a question? In my hand went straight yes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That was my assignment to I was like, get it,
ask her a question, get something.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I know, but I don't well, I don't know if
she understood my question because I said, like, I know,
maybe I didn't say it right, but I was meaning
to say, like, when there's so much chaos going on
in my life, I feel like Housewives, just as a
franchise in general, is like a safe space for me.
And why do you why does she feel like it's
it's such a safe space for many so many people.
But I think she kind of got misinterpreted it because
(02:55):
I feel like she thought I was saying that it's
a safe space for her being in a group of
girls that she's in Beverly Hills. And then she was like, well,
sometimes it's not a safe space, and I guess, oh, yeah,
then she definitely the question kind of went down like
a lead balloon. But it's okay, because that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's a really good question, I thought.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, she spoke to me too. When she came in here.
She was wearing like leather pants and I was also
wearing like fake leather pants on the same day, and
I was like, oh my god, and she was like,
we kind of just had a moment.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Do you get the leather pants reference?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Nope, not.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't watch the show Ugly leather Pants.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, I don't watch the show. I've literally never seen
one single episode of that show.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Bloody hell after show the scene anyway, No, it's okay,
all right, No, wait, so that was why she was
wearing leathers, why she's preparing them. But I was just
that's the reference in my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But yeah, we had a moment and I was very excited.
But was it an afternoon tea?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Right, there's no tea.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The whole champagne was there, like crumpets and kick coup
of sandwiches and no.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But speaking of sham, we went down to the bar.
I won't say exactly who this story is about. But
we went down to the bar afterwards and the King Margo.
It was me and Tim and Rod who won the
amazing race, and a few other people, and there was
a couple other people that wrapped up about probably a
three hundred and sixty or eighty dollars cocktail tab with
us and legged it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, just left, someone left someone numb? Oh my god,
what do you call that? Din and Dash and I worked,
they called it. We called it the din and dash
people do it all the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Time, I know, and me and were like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or my so wait, was their own cocktail bill for
those two people that amount or all of you together?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, no, no, it was just their I paid because
we were out to the bar, and I paid for
mine as like we were drinking it. I have I
had three margaritas all up.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, and it's probably only about sixty bucks. I've been
to that bar drinks probably twenty two dollars, so yeah,
like sixty seventy bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Then I went up at the end and we went
to pay, and I paid for mine. But yeah, anyway,
I said to the bar, I was like, look invoics,
hey you because I'm not paid.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
God, and that is such a dog move and I
gave their names. Yeah good, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Absolutely. And it was disappointing because actually had a good
conversation with this person as well, and we thought we
connected a little bit more than I thought we would.
But and yeah that happens. That was disappointing. But you
know what it is. What it is just a couple
of cheap influences.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh my god, that makes me so annoyed because that's
a decision as well to be like, let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The reason I know that it wasn't like a mistake
because I messaged them as soon as I like ten
minutes after they left, because they said they were going
out for a cigarette and I said did you leave?
And they just never opened it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah that's so dodgy. Oh well come we'll come back
and go.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know what, Karma's a bitch and she knows where
you live. Anyway, didn't affect me. I didn't have to
pay for it in the end.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Have you seen all that stuff today about the Manly
Seagulls and the football jerseys Because you're from the area,
right I am.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I grew up in Manly going it's very disappointing. I
put a little story on my Instagram because I mean,
I saw everyone giving their opinion. I just want to
give my two cents because yeah, I'm from there. So
I was like, remember, I should say something about it,
but it's very disappointing, like I grew I grew up
going to games. I mean, I'm not that into sport.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Did you still do now RL games?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes? So mask I know right, no, but it's very
it's very disappointing. But I just said to my story,
I was like, they shouldn't be threatening to stand now,
and they should just stand down and fuck off, go away,
like we don't need more of this shit in sport,
I know, and I got I've got a few applies
afterwards as well, and it was like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Support or hate, well both, but like.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
People a few people that didn't follow me that watched
my story and came on and say like, if you're
wanting to like like, you should be more graceful, you
should be more nice about it. And I'm like, I'm
fucking done nice something done being nice, Like I've had
to be nice about it for twenty years of my life.
I'm over it. I don't have to be nice about
it anymore. It's just homophobic bullshit that we don't need
(06:53):
to be nice about. We're angry. I'm fucking angry about it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, And there's a lot of people that are saying, like, well,
you know, when you sign your contract for you millions
of dollars that you're on, you agree to wear the uniform,
and that is the uniform.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Which also has gambling logos drinking if you're talking about
religious beliefs.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Like exactly, exactly the stadium is named after a beer,
Like if you're not drinking, like and you're not gambling
because of religious reasons, then don't wear that outfit either.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
On the way here, I did see a video though
on Norelda who had.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, I saw her on the street the other day,
by the way, but she was she'd just come out
of a restaurant and she's with a bunch of girlfriends
and she was the line so well, I don't know
if she was my blood. She was having a lot
of funking and doing a selfie with all these girls,
I mean, like an Instagram video with all these girls.
So I was like, I'll just leave it. But I
was on the other side of the street walk part
of my dog, so I was gonna be like Norell
(07:47):
da Dow. It was the whole thing. And I was
like I just had a couple of champs.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And dogs already. But anyway, I was. I saw a
video on the way here Si nurelta post and she
was talking about it on Studio ten and I do
you have to say, it's a fabulous thing that the
many seagulls are being inclusive and putting this pride flag
on the jersey. I think it's an incredible thing for.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Them for one game. Only, by the way, like it's no,
it's not no, it's just for this game. Really, yeah,
because like last week they did.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Is it even worse that these fuckers want to just
a lot of it for one game?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I know because a lot of rounds they teams theme
the jersey. So like this week is the it's not
called the Pride round, it's called like inclusivity round or something.
Last week their jersey.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Get over it if it's one fucking game.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Last week the jersey was like a vintage one, so
they'd remade one from I don't know what year, but
like say nineteen seventy two, and they wore that. And
then when it's indigenous round. They have like cool they
incorporate indigenous artwork onto it, so like they're always themed
jerseys and all the teams do it. It's not like
Manly was just making like we're going to do this
now for the first.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Team in the NR rel do it isn't it because.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
AFL IFL do a pride round but an RL doesn't.
But this is called something like the Inclusivity Round or
something something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Inclusive.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, they're not playing. They're all have decided they're not
playing this, so good on your catch up seven of them?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
M yeah, they can they still play? If they're down
seven players? Can they still play?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh? Look, I don't know how it works. Yeah, because
I have heaps of backups. They have heaps of understudies.
But you can't like, well not understudies whatever they called.
It's not the music. It's not a musical. What do
I call them, like backup players? I don't know, let's
just call them understandies. They have heaps of understudies and
they have like swings that they have ensemble members. But yeah,
(09:31):
like it's not they've got extra players, but they're going
to be the not as good players because they're in
lower level, or they don't always get called up, so
they might not win.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well anyway, it is what it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I hope they do win, though, so then they can
be like, we didn't even need these players. They're not
even that good.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I hope they stand down in definitely.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, they're definitely not playing this weekend. But I think
that was their apparently. I think what happened was that
as the NRROL was like, well, you can either play
and wear it or not play, and they were like, okay,
what I'm playing? And I'm pretty sure if you don't
play a game, you don't get paid. I'm pretty sure,
but I'm not one hundred percent sure they're not getting
paid for this week I think. Don't quote me on
that though. Okay, now I've got a brand new game
(10:14):
that I want to play with you. I'm just networking,
I mean not networking.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I love these games. Then you're coming up with and
do you know.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What, because your name rhymes with so many things? Did
you know that? Like accidentally because I was trying to
think of a fun name, like to name all the
different things. Because up next we are going to do
the jack Off, which is our new quiz game. But
this is just a game for you. It's more just
like a fun story time because I'm still a little
bit off you from telling all those great stories on
Carla from branks Sound's podcast and then and then we
(10:44):
just actually, you've got some pretty good stories today, the money,
the dine and dash stories. You take that back, come on,
But there's I thought we'd play this game. I'm like spitballing, workshopping,
kind of like Jack sack and well, well I didn't
go with that because I didn't have time. Because what
(11:04):
I was going to do is put a whole bunch
of celebrity names in a sack and then pull them
out one by one and you see if you have
a story about them, because you know heaps of celebrities
to well, I don't know. I think you do. You've
met a lot. But I've gone with Jack attack because
I'm attacking you with names really quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Okay, good one, Okay, is that all right?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I like that because I really didn't have time to
cut up the bits of paper with the small names.
I've plimped them all out. And then so you get
it about seven jobs, Yes, no, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get it. So you're going to read out celebrity names.
If I've got something about them.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Tea, Yes, t would be good story. If you've met them,
if you know them, some of them you've been on
TV shows with. Okay, because you've done a lot of reality.
Oh my god, did you hear that there's an out
There was an outbreak of thrush in an Australian reality
TV show this week? Did you know what it is?
There's a thrush epidemic. Yes, it's when like the yeast,
(12:02):
you get a yeast infection in your vagina, but you
can also get thrush. Boys can also get thrushed. Also,
I think you can get thrush on your tongue, and
I think you get under your arms. It's like a
moistenous thing to do with like bacteria. Well, apparently it's
this new reality show that Channel seven of filming for seniors.
It's like single moms and dads are like trying to
(12:23):
find love.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh that's sad.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Because there was like a huge big thing of like
is it because they were like it's a dating show,
So everyone was like, is it the Bachelor? Is it
Love Island? Is it Beating in the Geek?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You know? But love the real love boat which is
coming out, which just been filming, so no one knew,
Like what show is it? Because there's so many dating
reality shows.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Right, But it's an elderly dating show.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I mean when I say elderly, like single parents, but
like looking for a shot home. No, no, no, but
I think I think the idea here is like forty over. Yeah,
but he's done a lot of it. My question was,
you've done a lot of reality. Has there ever been
an outbreak of anything while you've been doing anything? Like,
surely on Omos Elebs, some someone had some su or something.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It was the middle of COVID, so COVID was.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
But no one had thrush.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No one had thrush on or not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Surely, in all those cargo pants some I'm sure Paul
would have got thrush or something talking.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
About Paul Anie like that. No, not that I know of.
I mean, I'm sure there was some kind of sweat
related issue in the mastering because those outfits are so
fucking hot.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Oh yeah, did you alls have a fan in them?
Apparently some of them have little fans.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And I heard this as well, And where was my fan?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Youven get a fan?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I mean no, Okay, there was no fan inside, but
there were there were. I think they're called like minders, wranglers,
chaperones that they come and they do have little electric
fans and they hold it kind of like.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Like through the eye or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah. Yeah, but I did hear that some people the
fans inside their outfits, and I was like, I don't
know how that works logistically.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Oh my god, did you see the popcorn on this year?
That is the core All List outfit.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I've seen the primary there, but I didn't see popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Popcorn is like it's like a popcorn machine, like a
fair popcorn machine with like the red Oh it looks like,
I reckon that's gonna be my favorite.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
They look the outfits look insane this year.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, because like some of them, like yours was like
a fun costume, Yes it was, And then some of them,
like I think there was one called like of them
a fierce some of them yeah, yeah, but like yours
is fun. That's what I want them all to look like.
Crazy eyes. The popcorn machines got crazy eyes. There's a
song this year It's got crazy eyes. But then some
of them are like the ye oldie Italian Renaissance masks
(14:39):
like last year there was one that was called like
Wizard or something I can't remember, okay, or like I
can't remember anyway, but those like always have like the
serious like Italian opera masks.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't like those ones.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I like the fun ones. Yeah you were a fun one. Yeah. Anyway,
all right, so you're ready for this game.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm ready for the game.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So I'm starting off big, but you know you might
have thing all right, okay, so remember just yell that
stop if you hear one.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Always good to start off big.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Paris Hilton, Kylie Minogue, Danny Minogue, Hillary Duff, Scott Morrison,
Kylie Jenner, Kendall, Jenna.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, I've got one about Kendall. Oh yeah, I've got
one about well not. I met her at a party
in La.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's cool. Yeah details party? Whose party?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I just met her? I just like it was like hello, this.
We were both very young. I was fifteen, yeah, I
think so. I don't know how old she would have been.
She now, I think she's about your same age. I
like we're a similar age. I think she may be
a year older.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, she's twenty six, so she would have been.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Six, yeah, sixteen. Because it was I think it was
at Perez Hilton's birthday party.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Name job amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, well, yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I think it was.
I don't know. It was a pajama go with Perez Hilton.
Let's just go with that. Yeah, so it was a
pajama pajama party.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Amazing where I think it was in West Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I was shifteen. It was a long time ago. I
think it was in West Hollywood. But I also met
Katie Perry's brother and we kind of we ended up
hanging out a few times at.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
The same party. That's cool. What was Kendall Jenna like
just sweet?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I just literally just said hello, like, okay, it wasn't
that still claim?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Absolutely all right, let's keep going Grand Danya Osher, Ali Simpson, Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well it's not. We kind of when I we didn't
make out. What no, Alie and I we just like
took a photo together and like stuck our tongues out
and touched each other's tongues. I don't know, how do
you say that put our tongues together in a photo?
When the night at the Stacks.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Of him, Oh my god, like very recently.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, we're both just had a few drinks and we're like,
let's get a photo of us, like touching your tongues together.
It was very odd.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Anyway, So you've made out with Ali Simpson basically made
out with Ali Simpson, oh my god, which basically made
which I would do in a normal which basically means
you've made out with Cody Simpson because when they were younger,
they would have like shared a bottle of drink or
like a cup or something a bit weird. I'd claim that.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, well I'm claiming it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I've actually got a funny Ali Simpson story. So a
couple of years, guys at my friend's party and he's
friends with her, okay, and she didn't really know anyone,
and he was like, you'll get along really well. Her
name's Ali and it was Ali Simpson and I think
she'd maybe just moved back from LA and he was like, oh, hey,
here's Ali, and I know who she was straight away
because I was like, oh my god, but I was
(17:31):
trying to be cool. I was like, oh, hey, how
are you. We're just hanging out and then we'd maybe
been speaking for like ten or fifteen minutes and she's like,
what's your Instagram? We followed it on Instagram was the
whole thing. And then she was like, I think maybe
at that point i'd had like one tattoo or something.
She's like, I love you tattoo. I was like, oh, thanks, yeah, cool.
Oh my god, I've got so many more ideas because
somehow we got onto tattoos. I was like, let you,
(17:53):
let me show you. And in my phone, I have
like atoo like a folder in my photos album of
like tattoos that I want and I opened it. Oh
my god. No, half of them were of Cody Simpson
because I just love his vibe of tattoos, and so
I had like all these zoom I had all these
zoomed in photos of her brother of his tattoos.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
How embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was so embarrassing. And she was like, is that
my brother? And I was like, oh, it was so embarrassing.
And then anybody, she was like, I'll be back in
a second.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh no, she never came back to she.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I mean like, I think we like hung out a
little bit more, but and we're still like. I saw
her something a while ago with her brother Mary Poppin's opening.
Maybe She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I love to get her on the show. She's a
fun time.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We should go that she radio on Radio Disney. Yeah,
at chatting, Okay, we keep going. That's how It's Simpson,
Lady Gaga, Madonna, Heidi montag who Heidi from the Hills,
The Hills. It's The Hills on MTV The Hills. You
(19:02):
know Lauren, Heidi or Drina The Hills have Eyes? Are
you on meth The Hills? The biggest MTV reality show ever?
The Hills?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, I haven't heard of it. No, I haven't heard
of it.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You don't know Lauren and Heidi? No, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't know. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, wait where was I now? Ryan Gosling, Courtney act.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
No, I don't have a story about courtneyt. We end
up a kick ons after Minagra once?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But oh fun, what happened?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
What happens to stays?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It kicks? You can't say, oh yeah, I've got something
and they're not tell us anything.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I absolutely can Next question, Gosh, Carl Sandlands, Ryan McFadden,
they're from a when you're on AGT Katy Perry, Oh
you said before you met her brother?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I also so she well I don't know if she personally,
but they when she had the part of me movie
that came out.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh like the movie they filmed of the tour. Yeah yeah,
it was like behind the scenes and the two.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Life blah blah blah. Well I went to the premiere
of that. She came up to me and she was like,
Oh my god, I just want to say I love
you so much, like I love your audition video, thank
you so much for and I was dying dying. I
was fourteen or fifteen.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That is cool. So she recognized you, yeah, and what
does she say? Like, well, yeah, but like that was it.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
She was. She was a bit in demand. It was
her premiere, right yeah, yeah, good point, good point.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was cool. I was very starstruck.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Actually, I've got Katy Perry story as well. Now me
I interview her for I can't remember the Witness Witness
to her. She had just announced Witness Tour dates because
I remember she had the short blonde hair, she had
the Jack vigein hair. And she came and did like
a thing at Maya that was like launching it, and
(20:55):
then a whole bunch of media had to do like interviews,
and it was at meya because may was like a
like a tour sponsor, partner, whatever. And so the interview
rooms Usually when you do an interview, like at a
hotel or something, you go into like a room and
it's all set up and they take the bed out
and everything. This was in a dressing room downstairs on
(21:19):
the woman's level, literally a dressing room, like they just
pulled the curtain apart. And you know, having been to
Meyer in the city and they had.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Somehow in their dressing rooms, just an.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Actual dressing room, right, And like me and her, we
were so close together and it was really really weird. Anyway.
I was like, I looked so chic, like, oh my god,
this is maybe like five or six years ago. I
looked so like I would narrow do it like I was,
Oh my god, it was like the kill on it.
And we kind of also had the same haircut, and
I had bleaked my hair at that point, and she
(21:50):
made a joke about like that we looked the same,
and I was like, oh my god. Yeah, anyway, we
like had such a moment. She had the pixie cut, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
that's why I said the jack vision cut, the blonde hair, yes, yeah,
Or do you think I meant like your Ellen haircut.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't know what I was picturing a Bob when
if you had a bolb. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I haven't had a Bob but Katie, but that's why
I said the Jack Vision hair. Oh yeah. Anyway, at
the end, I was like, I'd got this, like this
was like five or six years ago before I couldnt
afford anything nice. I'd gotten like a fake Vasachi ring
from Paddy's Markets and it was big, like it was
a big gold. Yeah, they still sell them there. And
(22:29):
she was like, oh my god, I love your ring.
And I was like, oh, so she goes, what like
I obviously was really weird about it. She was like
why what. I was like, oh, it's not real. You
told her? Yeah, because I feel like she could have.
She would have been able to tell like it's Katie Perry,
she's not poor. And then she laughed like so hard
(22:50):
but like you know, like oh my god, like I
get her. That would have been me. And she goes,
don't worry, honey, fake it till you make it, and
I was like, totally, that's right. And anyway, she was cute.
I love Katy Perry. She is very cute, all right,
I've got a few more left ready. I just said
her name Ellen Chelsea Handler Karl Stefanovic Kshi.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Kind of when I was before age t like years,
I was thinking maybe like ten. I saw him in
the supermarket and I went to him and I was like,
I really.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like you from TV. It's a the story you've had.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He was buying toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Last one, Joan Rivers.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yes, I do have a story. Actually, yeah, I thought
you must have known that and that's why you put
it down.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
No, I just was thinking female comedians, but I was
like one of it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh my god. So I was in I was. I
was in the airport in New York. Yeah, and I yeah,
we're both in like the lounge and I sat near
her and then we end up chatting for like half
an hour.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh my god, what was this? How old we do
you reckon?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Fifteen?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you did a lot from when you won. In
the next couple of years, I.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Can't even like to like, I'll never be able to
even scratch the surface. That's why I like, I'm going
to write a book one day.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Wow you should, but it's but.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, anyway, so I met her in the lounge and
we chatted half an hour, and then her main piece
of advice when she was leaving the airport lounge, she
was screened out from across the other side of room.
She was like, never give anyone the power of attorney.
And that was her piece of advice to me, and
I listened to her.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So it was just you and her for half an hour.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
My mum was there as well, which she was just
kind of like at the buffet, what did you and
John Rivers talk about for half an hour? I really
remember it, to be honest, I just remember it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Was about did you know who she was? Yeah? I
loved her, right, I loved.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think that's how that we kind of got talking
because I was just like, oh my god, I wanted
to say, and think she was like, why is there
a fifteen year old that loves me in the New
York And so then I kind of just like I
told her what I was doing and what i'd just
done over last year, which was a g T and
I was traveling. Mom and I were doing like a
like a week holiday in New York and oh no,
(25:12):
I was there for I was doing you know, good
a USA. Yeah, it's like celebrating Australians and that are
doing things in America. And this was I think I
was singing at the New York because I sang it
for a couple years in a row. I was saying
at the LA one, the New York one, the Houston one,
San Francisco one.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, I thought they just did one.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
They're all over the country.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And I was singing at this particular year. It was
the year after agut so I was doing LA New York, Houston,
and San France. And I think I was doing the
New York leg and that was cool.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Never give anyone the power of I love it.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Quite funny.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break, quick break, and
we'll be right back. Are you ready for a round
two of the jack Off? I am?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But come we can you play someone?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
But that's not the den, it's not the jack Off.
The okay, time for a round two of the jack Off.
Jack you won last week the first ever episode of
the jack.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Off, I'm ready to jack off again.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I don't think that's ever not going to be funny.
So if you didn't hear last week, it is a
quiz jack verse someone yes, five questions. They're all gay themed.
So it should be easy for you. It should be
and it should be easy for the other player who
is also a flaming homosexual. Please welcome to hay Dol
(26:34):
Zaye Hi, hi Zaye. Hello, I'm so excited. I've never
chacked off with a group before.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, I have, so welcome.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It's never not going to be funny. Okay, So, Zane,
you know how the game works. There is five questions.
Obviously it's best of five. Your name is your buzzer.
So if you think you know the answer to one
of the questions, correct, correct? Great? Okay? Is everyone ready
to jack off?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Never been ready? You know, Zack? Do you remember how
we started last week? I'm in a countdown from three? Okay? Ready? Three? Two? One?
Let's jack off? Yeah? Okay? Hi? Question number one combined together?
(27:23):
What cocktail do these ingredients make? Vodka, gin, rum, tequila,
triple sex, lemon, juice, and coke? Zay is correct?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I should have fucking got that.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I know. I feel like that's all you. That's like
your drink at Stonemall, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It was for years, for years and years and years,
not for the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But did I tell you it's my story about the
first time I ever had those and then vomited in
the shower. Yeah, okay, great, okay. Question number two, who
who is David Furnish married to Zane?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Is it Elton John?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Is Elton John? Where the fact is that Elton John's husband?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Well, there you go. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
David Furnished?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
You for knowing that Inzane?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay. By the way, Elton John coming back to Australia
for an Encore tour like two or three years ago,
he was like, my final ever tour.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I went to what I thought was his final one, Tau.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Good Brye, Yellow Bick Road something. Now he's like, it's
the Oddencore Final tour, right, o'dale?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Are we going to that? Zaying? Are you an Elton fan?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean bring like my mom to it?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Okay, well yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Question number three.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's why I went to the last Elton John concert
with my mum. It's a good mum and son concept. Anyway. Anyway,
Question three.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, Question number three, Jack, you need to get this
to still be in the running. Oh what because if
he gets the next one, it's he's already won.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Three.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
What is the name of Lady Gaga's new tour. Jack. Yes, Jack,
that is correct. Okay, you're in the running stick. We
all know that. Well you didn't, Buzzy, did you?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Quick?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, next question, without going over, how much is the
anal Rapture Training Kit in deep pink to the nearest
dollar ten dollars?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I know? What is it? An anal rap What is it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
An anal rapture training kit? Let me give you a
bit more information. Rapture their their butt plugs. The rapture
training kits that comes in three sizes. There's a small, medium,
and a large and yeah, it's to train your anal zane?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Do you know much about this?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Thing's like, well, actually I'm an anal a fitziado. So
without going over, I will, I will, I tell you guys,
is somewhere between fifty dollars and one hundred dollars. It
is a three pack, right, So without going over to
the nearest dollar, okay, and you.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Go first, I'm going to say sixty. Okay, I'm going
to say eighty.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That is correct. It's eighty eight ninety five. Yes, okay.
I really had to do the math there, and I
was like, without going over, what Okay, so it's too all.
So this last question is going to determine who wins
the round. Nervous nervous Now this question is thanks to
(30:41):
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Speaker 1 (31:01):
Haniconda from a fifth, Yes and so far correct.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's again two points to Jack zero to listeners. I'm sorry, Sane,
but you do go home with an anal rapture training
kit worth eighty nine ninety five. Yes, I'm bringing it
to Thank you so much, Zaane.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh my god, thank you Zane. It's been a pleasure.
It's been a pleasure jacking off with you.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh anytime, bye, Zaye Bye. Well that is the end
of the last episode of season one of hadel.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I know, I know it's gone quick.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
It actually hasn't gone quick. I feel like we started
this so long ago because we're having thirteen have done.
This is the thirteenth, which is three weeks sorry, three
months and a week is it? Then we had a
couple of weeks off. It's basically been four months.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We go for fir'st gone quick to me, Jesus, I
didn't realize it's been four month.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really, you know, I feel like it's Oh actually when
you say like four months, yes, it has gone quick
quick for four months. Anyway, We're going to be back
in a couple of weeks. It's time season two.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I know. I'm very excited. We're gonna have a little
break and we're gonna think of all the things we
want to do, want to chat about, all the guests
that we want to have on.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I would like a Kardashian or a Hilton.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I bet you would. I'll try and make it happen.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well, you do know Kendall extremely well spoke with five
minutes my dream dream who Like, if I could interview
anyone in the entire world, it would be Martha Stewart
or christ Jenner.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh yeah, who, christ Jenna? Absolutely, christ Jenna, Christiana or
Mariah Carey. I'm a Lamb. I'm I'm I love her.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I feel like a fandom name is still a thing.
They were like such a thing to me?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Is that with Mariah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Where did Lambs come from?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Though?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I actually don't know anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, So have a great break, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
We'll be back in a few weeks. Yeah, just a
few weeks. So make sure you subscribe, Like, leave a
comment and review makes everyone else see the podcast. Follow
us at Hey dol Pod, on Instagram and TikTok. You
can follow Jack on Instagram, Me on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And voice moments. Send us some questions. I want to
I feel like I want to do, like some asks
we should do, like a segment of like ask Jack
and Tom and.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Wait we can I can make a segment name out
of this. Okay, Jack, this is what runs with Jack?
Back Black, Lack track, crack or crack Jack. We need
to do a segment called crack Jack. I don't know
what it is. Sack. Oh I did? I wanted to
go with that rack. Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
No, it's Tom and Jack Jack, like it needs to
be Jack of us Jack's hacks.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Maybe you could do a whole list of hacks.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Now I'm over these names.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, snack Jack, Why do you have a huge list?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I can see your laptop from here here.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I just googled what runs with Jack. That's when I
was trying to Jack Shack. Maybe interview Shack. Maybe you
interview Shack and I give you no, he just walks in.
You have no idea who that is, and you're like,
I don't know who this is what I'm interviewing about.
Oh god, whack whack Jack. Oh my god, there's so many.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Crack is whack jack because remember that the Whitney Houston reference.
No go and get out, crack.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Is whack Jacques. Maybe do a French segment and your
name is Jacques. Okay, we'll leave it. We'll do the
brainstorming during the break. Thank you so much for listening.
We love you guys, and we'll see you in a
couple of weeks time for season two.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
See you soon.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yes, get
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