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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch your pumps, yes, bitch my look nice, yes, bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Do I love that you're the singer on one now?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I'm just not as good Jack.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm good. How are you, Tomerica?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I'm very good. That's good. God, you know, not much.
I'm on the holiday my best life, although I was
really sick all last week.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well okay, So what's with you and being I don't know, constantly.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Always, but it's every time we have a break at work.
So I think it's my body just goes like, oh,
we're stopping. Great.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You are one of the hardest working people I know.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I think it's that it's like that you when you
just stop, you like breakdown. Yeah, it's every time we
have a break. I get so sick. It's infuriating because
I can't do anything in my phone. I have had
this huge list of things that I want to do,
and like bars, I want to go to past six
pm because I don't get up early, and like.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So what would you like what do you not get
to do normally? Like what do you feel like you
miss out just so constantly working?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, it's just like doing things in the middle of
the week because it's like too hard because then you're
up too late, and then I have to get up
at like three point thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's just too hard, too much.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And then like you know, on a Friday, like I
don't know, I just like fun bar stuff and like
going out just like living, just living, you know, yeah,
and they're going for brand and I just wanted to
do all these things like do the Bondai to Bronte
and do you think I've done it? No? No, But
also it's like been piercing rain and too cold and
then like ros I know. So yeah, I've just been
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like not really doing anything. Last week I stayed at home. Yeah,
some mad we.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Missed an episode, but we're back.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We were just on hiatus.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
We're on hiatus. I think we're gonna we should use
that term every time we missed an episode.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, summer break a break.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I meant to record one day in my anxiety was
too high and I was like.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And then I became really sick. So yeah, anyway, how
have you been what's happening? I hear that you're on
the wine.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, no, okay, so you know.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You weren't drinking for a long time, which was great.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So I did six weeks and like then I had
a friend's birthday, so it was you know what it was?
It was a twenty first that did it to me
because my friend Reese was having his twenty first at
my house, my new house they moved into.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh yeah, house on your house.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's good, it's good, but we'll get into that because
it's been a bit of a shit showing.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That helps, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But I had a twenty first at my house and
I think, just yeah, that was that. How can you
not drink in a twenty first?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Anyway, I did six weeks and then I have a
few wines and then I saw you.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
It puffed off, yes, and I'm surprised you remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh really was that that fucked up?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
But no, no, you were fun drunk?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, yeah, I honestly I had about I didn't even
finish a bottle of wine before leaving mine. I think
because I hadn't drunken what whatever six weeks it went
straight to my hair. I didn't eat and yeah, and
then I was screaming at the bartender saying.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah you were. I reminded you of that. You
didn't remer that until that fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I know, I know, I know, but I've got this
strange cut on my head.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I was just about to say, what's the cut on
your eye?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It looks like, well it happened at my house before
going out, but I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
So you don't know if you like fell or something.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Or I just my friend Brandon was like your eyes
bleeding and like your top of back above your eye,
and I was like what And so apparently this is
what I three wines says to me.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's not that big. It kind of like you have
red pen on your on your eyelid, like you know,
like you were maybe like doing in red line.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's very tender, it's very sore. Yeah, anyway, so I
won't be drinking fron of six weeks.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Are you going to do that again? No drinking?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Ah? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Did you like feel it, like, did you like lose
weight or did you like like did anything good come
from it? Because I always I'm like, I'm not going
to drink.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I know, I'm just more focused in life, I
feel like, and I've just got more clarity. Hangovers give
me anxiety these days and I just feel like I'm
getting old and I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
But you know I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm not pretty too much pressure myself. It was the
twenty first had a bit of fun, but I don't
want to do.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You ever like get so drunk where you have blackout
where you don't remember stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well yeah, oh yeah, yeah, good point. Drunk. I literally
I only had like less than a bottle of wine,
so I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I've never been so drunk where I've blacked out, never
my entire life.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know, I always remember remember things.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Because you have people go like, oh, I don't remember
this whole I don't remember how I got home. I
don't remember this whole chunk of the night. That has
never happened to me ever, never.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It has before to me.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, everyone always says like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's happened never.
I don't know why, because I think if I have
too much to drink, I was never drunk. I can
like hold my alcohol for quite a long time. But
also I'm very good at pacing myself because I hate
the feeling of being drunk. I hate it. So I
like to have a few little drinks or little cocktails whatever.
But I hate the feeling of being drunk, so's no
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one to stop.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't like that feeling much now, but some people
love it.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
They drink to get drunk, but then or like they
drink to black out, whereas that's never happened to me.
And then like whenever I get to a point we've
had too moch to drink, my body just goes nope
and I vomit, okay, and then I'm like, yeah, vomit,
vomit so much vomit. And then I'm like I have
to leave or like go to bed whatever. Yeah, yeah
time no once my, oh my god, the sweetest housemate,
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Janna Once I was. I think this was. I would
say the drunks I've ever been. I had to. I
went to like Aladdin, I think the musical, okay, and
we went to din beforehand. Well yes, we went to
it beforehand and had a lot. It was to a
tire restaurant and had like wine. Then we had champagne
at Aladdin, and then with my friend Annelyse, who's such
a bad influence because she's like can drink anyone under
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the table, but like also will buy like expensive alcohol
because she's like, let's have champagne. And when we're just
like a glass of Australian sparkling wine, it'll be like
a bottle of RVE. She's so funny.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Champagne.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh I love champagne.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Your bougie like that.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, ink you no. And then we had so we
had theater cocktails. You know, you get like a cocktail
at the theater in a special There was like Defar's
Red Ruby or something dumb because it was Aladdin, and
we had champagne. Then we had drinks at interval. Then
after we went out to have more drinks. We're like
fun whatever. It's such a great night because there's a
big group of us. And then I had to be
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at work the next day at I don't know, nine
am or something, and it was it was a Saturday
night and I had to be work at like Sunday
nine am or ten am or something. And so I
was like, Okay, it's midnight. I've got to go home,
like that's respectable. But I was quite drunk and I
had to walk home. It took me like half an
hour to walk home because I was like, I'll just
walk it off, walk home. Yeah, because I like to,
like I feel like if I can walk it off.
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They would walk the drunk off. Then I'm fine because
also hate getting into bed when the room is spinning.
Oh my god. Yeah, And so anyway, I got home,
didn't walk off the drunk, couldn't like the room was
spinning everything. And then I had to vomit and I
vomited in the shower and I thought I nailed it.
When I was cleaning it up, I thought was, oh
my god, no one will ever know now at it.
The next day my housewa own. I was like, did
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you vote in the shower and I was like, oh no.
But anyway, I like left. It was like three m
by this time, and I was like, I've got to go.
I just have to go to work. I'll go to
work now. And so I because I was like I
can't sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was that three am?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, because I couldn't sleep, So I was like, I'll
go for a walk. Ended up walking to work, which
again was about half an hour, and then I was like,
I'll just wait here because it's better to be here
than like and because there was like secret areas people
were to sleep. So I was like, oh, well, I'll
sleep here and then set my larm for like ten
minutes before I need to be ready, And then I
fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the bathroom for
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like a couple of hours. And I'll never forget because
I woke up like sitting on the toilet and that's
never happened to me before. And I was like huh,
and I remember getting there, but I was like, I'm
on the time. How long I've been a sleep look
at my phone and be like two hours?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Like, were you going to the toilet?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah? Yeah, down, down because I like to sit when
I wie sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, why is that I get I've gotten so many
people into it because it's just easier, as in, like
you don't have to stand that, you can sit down,
you can have a relax, you can chill out, chill out,
you can look your phone like whatever. It's way better
unless you're in a rush. If you're in a rush, stamp,
but if you've got time, sit down at.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Something nice pie sitting down me too.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I've gotten so many people into it because I tell them.
They're like what and then they do it now come
back and they're like, oh my god, it was amazing,
Like I know, it's like a party. Trick. I know
good anyway, but yeah, why are we start talking about that?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The cut and your cut in my eye? Yeah, anyway,
make chilrap does it?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
So were they're drinking again for another six weeks. But
but the party at the house was a success.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We've been doing interviews for interviews interviews.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Because because you moved, remind me like into a house
with your friends.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
With my friends already. So you've some people moved out.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
My friend stayed there and there's three rooms, and so
we're renting out the third one and he didn't want
to get someone that we know, and.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
So yeah, what I wanted a rando specifically.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, oh okay, well with them, we have to pay
we get to pay this rent.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh yeah my new house went hear this. But anyway,
so we're doing like housemate interviews. So we did like
a full set of interviews, like like seven different people
on the first day, and we were like, great, we've
got first option, second option, third option, fourth option.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Wait pause, did you have like questions like how are
you interviewing them? And you're like, what's your favorite housewives franchise?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was definitely part of my questionnaire but I like
the Okay. So we did two rounds because this first
day we thought we had like well, we had our
first choice and second choice and third choice. But apparently
they we weren't anyone else's choice because they just all
kind of flopped after us, going yeah, you've got the room,
and so we sent out like they were like no thanks.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well, the first girl, she'd already accepted something between the
time of coming to see the place and then we
texted her, which was like end of day, which was annoying,
but anyway, and then we texted the second guy who
had a Siamese cat.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I hate cats.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well I like cats, but Daniel's allergic.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah I'm allergic. Wait, so we didn't tell you we
had a cat. And then by the way, I've got
a cat.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, go away with your cat anyway, So then we
and then the other person. Something happened with the other
person anyway, so it wasn't a success. And then all
the rest of the people that came through the house
like just weird.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Vibes, like did you like approve them on base on
whether they were hot or not?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Oh see, I would have done that, would you ye?
Or like if they were like if they were like, like,
you don't want a house no, but if you don't
want some ugo there either you don't want to be
like wake up in the morning and there's like Dwight
the ugly like housematee like or you know, or someone
that's like not your vibe or not. That's not going
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to be like, yeah, I want to be at a
party with all your friends, like a house party whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I want to assess that by that.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Well, No, but also like that would be definitely be
like you watch Oh you prefer Salt Lake City over
Beverly Hills. True, and you're ugly the bottom of the list,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
True?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I know we had all all sorts come through the house.
I think we had probably about thirteen fourteen people.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh god, I would recognize you to you, they would
have No.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't think they did well except the guy. Okay,
so the guy in the end, who do we ended
up going with, who just moved in today?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Actually he.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Did.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
He didn't recognize me, he said, and on the couch
she was like, he's gay as well, And he was like,
I think I've seen you somewhere. I think I've seen
you it puffed off and I was like, no, it
wasn't never been there.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
While you check his instagram, he has a fan account
for Ninja Warrior celebrities.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
But no, I think, yeah, I don't think he recognized
me from anywhere else. Just puffed off. But yeah, No,
we've got a new housemates.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I thought you told me were getting a girl house mate.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well we tried. It didn't work. Oh she pulled out,
She pulled out. She was the first woman.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
You remember you, Tommy, what's the girl?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
And I was like, oh, controversial, but no, we're happy
with the person that he's got the room.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Is he hot, he's cute? What is his favorite housewives?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He didn't go into that because after the first we
did have like a checklist and lack of questions.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
What were some of the questions like do you have pets?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Because the person tried to bring their cat.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, I feel like it was like what's your vibe
of the house, like what's your vibe? Vibe of these
like what's your what's your living style like living vibe?
Yeah and yeah and what else?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh, I don't know. Done you ask most the questions?
You black crop out?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Do you have like a spreadsheet.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, how do you like handle conflict? If we text
you whether you've got the place?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Can you transfer bond tonight? Because we've been through this
process three times now?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh yeah, okay, but yeah, just like your standard questions, I.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Would have put in fun stuff. I would have wanted
to be like portrayed as like the fun house, but
not like not annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't want a party house.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
But you literally had a party of the week.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I know, but that's not the vibe I'm trying to Yah.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I know what you mean. I know what you mean.
Do they they? Does someone like bring I've never lived
in like a sharehouse like that. Does someone bring their
own furniture?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Like?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Does this guy bring his stuff?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, he'll bring his bead because there's nothing in the room.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
But for the rest of the house he doesn't bring anything.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, No, we've got stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Okay, good.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Because I was always I would always be like like,
I don't want anyone else's gross stuff. Like my style
is impeccable. I don't want your gross Like.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You do have a very nice apartment.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, although okay, couch is disgusting. We got it off
when we first moved in. I had its amazing, like
expensive white linen couch and it didn't fit through the door.
And I didn't know what a modul it was. Do
you know what a module it is?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It's like a it's like got multiple pieces.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yes, I didn't know that. And this was like one
piece of furniture didn't come apart. And my house when
got rid of his couch when he moved because he
was moving up from Melbourne, so got rid of his, Like,
my couch is so chic, We'll use this couch. It's
white linen and I do.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Love a white linen couch, like one of those cloud ones.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
No, it was from mcm house, yes, And but then
it wouldn't fit through the door and it wouldn't fit
down our like weird hallways. To get rid of it,
and then we were like didn't have a couch for
like two months, and we moved in at the start
of lockdown, like we've got to get a couch because
it had been like maybe not two months, maybe a month.
It had been a long time. And so we got
this like fill in one for three hundred dollars from
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gum Tree and ended up being like heaven shape and
like comfiness, but it's ugly, so we were like, let's
get it covered. We asked a drag wing to make
covers for us because so stanny issues. We were like,
who do we know that it sows? And she's a
really good solar and then but she's like, I've never
made couch cushions, and I was like, surely it can't
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be that hard, Like it's they're just like two sheets,
two squares of material that you sew together. But apparently
it's quite difficult. And then we just never got around
to it getting covered. So it's hideous. It's not hideous,
it's kind of blaming hideous.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I went to your house, but.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
It's not white linen, which is what we wanted. But anyway,
when yeah, so but mind, I would not want anyone's
gross furniture.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I mean I brought mine. I brought some of
my finished but I've got some.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, you've got nice stuff. Your house was sheik at
the old place.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I feel like it goes better in this house as well.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
So oh my god. Actually speaking about remember the other
week I told you I like found someone's like it
was I like to go to house inspections for like sale,
even though I can't buy them. I went to this
other one, maybe like two a weekend ago.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
This is like a hobby of yours.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Oh yeah, I like love to go and look at
but like nice houses, nice apartments still get a vibe
and anyway, so I've been going. But I've been going
to a lot lately because it seems to be a
lot of nice ones like for sale. And I went
to this one in it's like a building that I
always walk my dog past, and it's like an olden
day building in Surrey Hills that's like kind of part
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of a compound. So it's like there's like an olden
day building and then like something looks like a church,
and then a new section and it's all gated off
and I've always wanted to go in there because it's
so cool, right, And then I found a place that
was saying I was like, I'll just go and have
a look. Just follows gross inside, but I was going
through the bathroom cabinets as I love to do.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I can't with you, Yeah, but if.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
You're buying it, you have to look through everything you
have to. You have to because exactly I'm wink buying it.
And so I was like looking through everything, and I
opened one but and as soon as I walked in,
I could tell gays. There was a shelf how big
I don't even know how to describe the shelf, A
shelf so big full it looked like a fully stocked
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bar at a pub. There was so much alcohol on
the shelf from like multiple cocktail shakers and like different
kind of glassware. And then there was a huge nude
black and white photograph like near next to the TV
that like hung on the wall. And yeah, and then
you could just tell. I was like, gays, we could tell.
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And then messy gays though. And then I went into
one of the bathrooms and I opened up the bathroom
cabinet and you have people often have like two or
three different fragrances, options of things, maybe two or three
different deodorants on the top row of the shaving cabinet.
That's the kind of vibe of like the mirror that
it was four different douches.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Went a different direction, like they had like ten.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
An assortment of douches. And I was like, oh, I know.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's like so many kinds of douches are there.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Like there was one that was like a bulb with
like the red like a red thing. Then there was
like an all blue one, and then there was kind
of a color Yeah. Yeah, there's like different colors vibe.
They kind of went the same. Some had bigger bulbs
than the other. But yeah, my dosh is too big.
Not what he mean, it's too big.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's just it's very big. It's more of a dodo
than a douche.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh god, oh the thing that goes in the bar anyway. Anyway, yeah,
so so yeah, just like a lot of he had
like an assortment he made like his Monday douche is
Tuesday do right. Yeah, it was weird. I've never seen
anyone with like I can't believe this.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Is actually like a hobby of yours. I just thought
that was like for the procas so fun.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I love going to look at people's hours. It's so fun,
but not like shitty little one bedroom apartments like actually legit.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
And I did that a few times when I was
younger because we didn't up great with much mo nami,
Like it wasn't on the street, but like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Oh, what what to spend your like AGT winning money.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
On No no, no, this was before AGT. I was
like twelve we'd like go on a Saturday, we'd go
to like open homes, like in like the nice part
of the Northern Beaches.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Have fun, right, totally it was.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Fun and my mom would be like, yeah, this is
my husband's just a golf Ah just gonna hate me saying.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
That that's so funny. No, it's just fun. I don't know.
I loved it. But you've got it in good areas, yeah,
or otherwise it's not worth it, no, obviously because it's
gonna be shitters.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, anyways, talk about nint to worry.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Are true. We haven't had an absence.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
I know. So last time we were saying it had
just been announced. The promo was on TV and it
was like this Monday, Jack Vigeon, that's.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
A good I like that voice. You should do that.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I know.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I'm good. John hear my Like, okay, so my voice
of a voice is like that, Like imagine this is
like for hungry Jacks or something.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Ok Now, do you do a ninja one? Do an
inju one?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
No? Because that guy's very deep. Okay, well what would
I say? What's what's the big war called that?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You have to get the warped?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
The warped war this Monday. No, wait, that's not deep enough.
Hang on, Ninja Warrior returns Monday. No, that's ship you
put me off.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
No, it's good.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
What do you mean, Ninja Warrior? No, no, that's the tag.
Oh my god, to know you've stuffed me up? What okay?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Anyway, anyway, you've got a great voice for doing that kind.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Of Jack vision takes on the warped wall. But that's
more like my Hungry Jack's like burger promo voice, like.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
An all new flame grilled whopper, add pineapple bacon, all
on a toasted bun, now available for a limited time only.
The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Is that good?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay, that's not what I was. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It's just so unexpected.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, fun times, but actually doesn't Mike, because I have
a bit of a cold block, knows it. Usual sounds
like batter But right, Yeah, that's like my burgie king.
That's what I call it, the berg, not baking Hungry
Jacks Jacks Hungry Jack's voice over the voice, but it
works for me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Did you do Angry Jack's voice over?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I wish you want to get paid? I know what guy.
They used to do them on radio.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No, no, no, you don't get to use your legs
party trick voice.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
No I should shouldn't. I like, my friend used to
do this one that was like votaphones. Hold lady, she goes, Hi,
welcome to votaphone. I'm Lara. Thanks for calling. If you're
a current votaphone customer, please press one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Oh my god, that's so that one was really good.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah that's Lara from Clara.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I know.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Anyway, So Ninja Warrior, tell so what I don't know,
like what obviously you won? Congratulations? How did you win
against two Olympians?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
What I know, one Olympium, one soccer US player. Still, yeah,
an Olympium.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I think they did go to the Olympics. Let's just
say two sports stars.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, let's go with that. I have no idea, honestly,
no doubt. I mean we all got to the same
We got up to the same like obstacle. Yeah, And
I mean I thought I'd won already because I think
I did it in the shortest.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Time by like probably like a second, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
half a second.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
So do you get like a practice run at first
or anything?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, we did I'm not sure if. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
We we like did the course, like I don't know,
in the afternoon because we didn't film until like midnight, and.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
So why so late, I don't because I think they
wanted to.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Be Darkay, yeah, we were like halftime show, but we
did a run earlier in the day and I fell
off on like this think the first thing.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So I was like, this is just to go really
well for me, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
So did you think you were going to be shit?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, okay, totally.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I was just like doing it for fun, for charity,
even though I didn't think I was gonna win anything
in my charity.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
But crazy I won and I got ten k for
my charity.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's amazing, I know, so crazy. So wait what charity?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So it's the Trash Multiple Scrosses Research Foundation because my
dad has a MS.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, so what is MS?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
It's it's a great question, multiple scrossess. So, like, I
attack you and it's an autoimmunis is that attacks your immune.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
System, right, so like what happens, Well, he's.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Been like in a wheelchair, well in and out of
a wheelchair over the last ten years, right, so.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
You can't really like love your body properly.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, he's lost a lot of feeling in his I mean,
I don't know, he's got other things as well, So
I don't know if this is specifically MS, but he's
got lost a lot of like feelings in his in
his nerve endings and his feet and like yeah, and
like it's just and just you know, his overall kind
of how he goes about life, everything slowed down a
lot more.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Kay, even cognitively.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
I feel like he's it's like it's definitely taken a
toll on him, even like stringing kind of a conversation together.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, so that's why you picked an MS charity because
of your dad, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Not Yeah, and that was my my chat. That was
my charity for I'm a celebrit get me out of
here as well. Oh wow, yeah, Dad, I didn't win
anying for that, okay, but still by one day this time.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
But also it's the promo of of saying it on
TV as well.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, that's a good like some awareness, yeah awareness, Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay, So you won the money, amazing, congratulations. So yeah,
so you get a practice run? What else?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Like you get a practice run?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Did you know that other celebrities you were up against.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, yeah, I found Oh no, I found that that
day or day before something like that.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Okay, and when you heard there were two sports stars, we're.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Like, well, I mean I didn't go into it think
I was gonna win to begin with. I was just like,
I was like, I'm here for a good time. But
the funniest thing was that each like so before we
I don't think they should they aired this part, but
before us all kind of doing our run, our school run. Yeah,
who's reckons Emily's gonna win?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
And then they oh, like the crowd warm up? Yeah yeah,
and then they were said, who reckons Jack's gonna win?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It was crickets literally, not one person. Clapp Well you
showed there, I know, fuck you.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
That's so many. It's always the same sixty people that
go to TV audience things anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
So I used to used to doing that. Yeah, it
was my thing. Like before going on a g t
I would go to the audience. What shows have you
been to a g t X Factor The Voice?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, I've been to the Voice.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
All of them.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, I've been to Heaps, Ready City Cook. Yeah. And
I was the best cheerer and that at the end
of their taping. They would always pick the best cheerer too,
to the two best cheers to come and eat the
food at the end, and I was one of them. Yeah,
big Brother flew to the Gold went to the first
ever final eviction. Was really fun, good fun. Yeah, what else?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
It's got an interesting one.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
The voice. I've gon I'm going to go with the voice.
And I think I've told this story on here with
Jesse j When they moved me remember, yeah, yeah, something
always happens when I go to a taping. What else
heaps of Dancing with the Stars. N No, it was
in Melbourne, but then they filmed here in Melbourne. Yeah,
you feel then they moved to Melbourne, then they moved
it back here.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I feel back from Melbourne that morning because I was
doing so it was a it was a fucking long day,
Like I I was up from like four am because
I did radio at the time in Melbourne, and then
flew back and then yeah, we didn't run the course
till like midnight.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Oh so much waiting around in TV as well, you're
not around nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
I know, so i'd have a pack of cigarettes. Yeah,
but then you know what I heard what?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I got Google Google lots on for some if your
name comes up in an article, oh you've got those
on and usually it's just a hilarious Daily Mail article.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Which, by the way, on my favorite thing just side
note is lately whenever Daily Mail does an article about you,
it's like Jack Vision eats pumpkin pie dot dot dot
after admitting to having sex in the toilets at Jack
Vision cuts his eye dot dot dot after admitting to
having sex with the toilets at Marti. It's my new
favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Just like, let's leave that headline behind. I reckon.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
They've done at least three or four of them. It's
I have my I live for it or whatever I
see one, I die anyway, I continue, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Google that of Emily, Oh one of your girl Olympian verse.
She was like, okay, I want to find it now.
It was like Emily sea Bomb.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Wait, was the fact that her last name is Sea
Bobby's hilarious, Like, you know bomb sea bomb, such a
good last night.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
So was she like shading you.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm trying trying to find it. She shaded me.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't like being beaten by boys anyway, so my
girl wants to beat the boys. But Obviously, with Archie,
I was like, Okay, he's got quick feet, he's going
to be pretty good on anything related to his legs.
I was like, I don't know. I feel her upper
body strength. I mean I can do a chin up,
so I was like, surely I've got that. And then
(26:49):
with Jack, I was like, oh, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Can I just say maybe to be fair, she would
have already known that you'd won. This is true, so
maybe she was saying that to like, for to get
people to watch true true. You know, so because like
I mean, obviously, out of the three of you, even
the producers would have thought.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Like totally I was my last Yeah. I was like, no, not.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Last choice, but like last last person that you would
think out of two sports players and you that's gonna win.
An obstacle course where it's all about like strength, endurance,
blah blah blah whatever was actually hard though. The course
I always watched whenever I've watched was actually hard because
when you watch it, you're like, it doesn't look like
it's difficult, as in, like.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It was definitely hard, Like because you've got this big
snake thing that you've got to like pull yourself. You
need to have major upper body strength, which I don't
particularly think I've got. Yeah, and you have to pull
yourself up this like thing.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But that's what I mean. Like it's like obstacle challenge hard.
It's not like actual real life hard. Like it's like
like when you watch it, I know, but when you
watch it, you're like, that doesn't look like the whole thing.
Everyone goes, I could do that, but it's like that's
the whole thing about it. That's why you feel like
people get investigated with it because you're like, I could
do that, it's so easy, but show that anyone can
(28:12):
do it because I did exactly, and so I just
it's I just can't believe you got to go an
into warrior. It's such like a fun hilarious It's like
that's the fun thing on TV. Everyone wants to do, right,
I'm so jealous.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Were only so I only found out I was doing
it like a week beforehand or something. Oh yeah, and
so we were I got.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Does this Do you think you maybe were like a
last choice, like someone else pulled out? What do you mean, well,
only a week? That's not a lot of like usually
you get.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I think we all found out a week. Maybe we
did Okay, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe maybe
I was something.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
I'm not being Emily bomb, but like you know, like
I feel like a week to go is not a
long time, like what if you're busy?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, Well, maybe I was exagger Maybe it was like
a few weeks out. Okay, could have been.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But anyway, we only still got like two days, not
even two days. We got one training session which was filmed,
so my train was all loney and he was awesome,
but I got about an hour and a half with him.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Two hours, that's all. Yeah, and then we and then
the day.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Before but did you take gym workouts or it was.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like there's like a ninja gym like out near like Paramatter.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah, oh my god, and so you got to go
there and we went.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
There, yeah, because you give it was more like like
you know, lascheting, so we were like just swinging from
one bar like grab the next. That was the main
thing we worked on, because it's usually quite a big thing,
but it wasn't really in this obstacle course. But because
we don't know what the obstacle course is until you're okay.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
So yeah, but we only gain.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
We got like an hour and a half there and
it was all filmed, so we like did things and
then to film it again to get the right take
and like so it was all.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
For like the package. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
And then Eloni and I met up once. It was
for like an an hour again in like Clavelion, like
the like outside like working out areas, like I know.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
The one at Bondi.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, so it's like one of those, but like in
this park at Clavelli. Yeah, so we went there for
like an hour. But yeah, it's basically like three hours
of practice all.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Up, well worth it because you want, I know, right,
All right, Well I think that's the end of the
pod today.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Before we go though.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, I had the most exciting invite that I've ever received,
Yeah ever today.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
So do you watch Housewives?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
No, we've been over there sometimes.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Like this isn't gonna have the same impact.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Why is it something to do with housewives?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Which one Beverly Hills. Okay, well that's what I know
the most about.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Okay, do you know Carl Richards?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah, of course, So Kira Siltan's auntie, right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
So I got invited to like this, hoy you were
like hosting like a intimate afternoon tea yeah with Carl
Richards and I got invited, Oh is.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
She coming here?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Why am I dying? I'm like, this is my life
has been made.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Oh my god, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I know.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So are you gonna get some content for us?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like ask you a question, record on your phone something
something I'm thinking about.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
I have to have a car Richards exclusive.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I know, I know, true, true, true. All I'm thinking
about now is my outfit though, I'm like, it's cart Richards.
I need to like, i know, pull one out of
the bag.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
What the bag is that?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
A saying yeah, what what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I don't know. I was thinking like a silk suit.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Oh yeah, that's I wonder I's coming here randomly?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know because but when because I went to
the premiere the Hay You premiere yeah on the show
this season, and they were mentioning that she might be
coming and like if anyone would be interested, like I
think they sent emails out afterwards and I was like.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would have been you.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Literally that's high tea.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I feel like after tea is random though, like why
like tell hour Like I know.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I feel like it's weird, it's a bit random, but
you know what, I will be there. Oh that's so excited,
so excited.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
We need to plan like a good question that you
can ask, just like just like you don't have to
be like, don't have to be like take your phone
and hold it up to her mouth and be like,
put in my Kyle, what is your favorite color? Like
it's got to be yeah, just like you.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Know, even if it's trying to get an exclusive yeah,
but just.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Like even conversational like how's your time in Australia been?
What have you been up to?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But I can't I don't want to get sued because
you don't record people without them knowing.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Mmm, that's a good point. Well we'll get around Yeah,
we'll work around it. But okay, great, But still even
if you even if you like, record what's happening at
the event, like because she'll do she'll do like a
how you guys think gill coming? That's so much fun.
I love Australia, love her. Yeah. And six degrees of
(32:40):
Separation to Parasilton.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh, I know, Paraceltan.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
That's exciting and you get a plus one.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I actually don't, but if I did, and you would
be my first.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
So I don't even watch the show, so I know,
I feel like it would be wasted on me.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
And I've got some friends that are like dying, and
I've already asked a plus one and they said.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, it'll be a very small guest listening.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
But I'm very excited for that anyway. I just had
to share that because it's my excitement for the day.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
All right, Well, thank you so much for listening. Make
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Speaker 4 (33:34):
The more engagement and the better whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
We'll see you next week.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Bye bye, dolls.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Yes,