November 1, 2022 • 43 mins
Jack left WHAT adult toy in an Uber?
Jack clogged the toilet HOW?
Jack has HOW many Christmas Songs?
Jack got paid HOW MUCH for a corporate gig?
Jack’s burps tastes like WHAT?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitch, you will
have some problems, yes, bitch, is my look nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes? Bitch about that?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes? What bitch?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's only November one. You need to stop. Thank you? Hi,
don't Hi? I see carry a right.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
One because it's November first.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I know, but it's November first. Like I love Christmas,
but I do love. I feel like music is too early,
don't you know?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't. I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Have you ever done a Christmas single?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I did? And what was one of these single? It
was for? Like you know, there's like so fresh Christmas album.
So I did one like right after a g T
way back when it was what song was it? Oh?
I did one. I did Silent Night for one, and
then I did Jesus, What a Wonderful Child?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know that song like Jesus because you still loved Jesus. Well,
it's not on Spotify. I just looked it up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No it's not, and I don't know why. Maybe it's
because I'm going jack Vis was a church. It wasn't
a church thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, it doesn't exist. It's not on here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well it was like eleven years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Spotify didn't existen, did it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I think it was like just coming new. I don't
really know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's see if it's on YouTube. What do you say?
It was Silent Night.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Silent Night, Yeah, Virgin I sang Silent Night and Holy
Night and the Domain Carols. That was fun.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh my god, I think this is it. I mean,
you're not a virgin anymore, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That was talking about myself. When Jesus, I turn it off.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I quite like it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's very slow, isn't that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You've kind of jazzed it up a bit? You've kind
of tissed it up jazz keys. Did you do any
other Christmas songs?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, Jesus, what a wonderful child?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You did Home for Christmas? And Carol's in the Crescent
in twenty nineteen. What's that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And you've done oh holy Night it Carol's in the
Domain in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But that was a bit of a shit show because
my voice had just started breaking. I went for the
big note and I was cracked fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Let's find that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, get fucked?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Shut your laptop?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is this it? See?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It was a bit of a crack See how I'm
like really stretching?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, what a diva? Oh my god, Yes, said Todva.
You're like doing the Mariah Carrollhan movie, swapping the MIC's
side hand to hand and doing that thing where she
always does like taps the microphone like this a lot,
and you've got one leg clocked to the side and
(03:04):
like this like sort of Elton John vesta old John,
and there's like one hundred choir boys behind you.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh so funny, John.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I kind of love it. Oh, you've done all the
big gum, all the big um Carol's Nights, Christmas Carols
at the murray Bridge Carol's Night I did in South Australia.
I did Carol's in the City Brisbane twenty thirteen. Is
this took a list where you look at Gosford Carol's
tenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, well you've really done it all carry didn't he?
Oh my god, I would say.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You've done Studio ten seven years ago. Oh holy night.
Oh that's when you've go ahead your long hair. It's
really a whole plethora of Christmas songs. Do you know
what we should do is put extend on Spotify. I
was gonna say, we should make a Spotify playlist of
all your Christmas so people can.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Listen to what I can someone book me for some
fucking Christmas gigs again? I used to make like a
yearly wage and within Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Really actually got do you know her that? Like there's
this thing in the music industry called corporate gigs and
it's like yeah, yeah, no bother people that don't know
corporate gigs and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like that used to be my brain. That was my
main money maker.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you're just now boys and you guys Sebastians and
your Samantha Jades and you maybe Delta's but like that
level of Australian star. Yeah, they all make so much
money doing corporate gigs. So like you know, Kombank will
be like we've got four hundred of our staff coming
from there our bi annually quarter where we count all
the silver fifty cent pieces and we want Jess malbour
(04:35):
gets like twenty grand or fifty grand to come do
three songs, have a couple of sandwiches and go home.
Ye is that true? Did you used to do the
same thing?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yep? Crazy and they do it. They're so boogie as well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, because they're always really rich companies. Yeah, like big bangs.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They don't really do them like they used to, like
corporate ments a kind of fum fab between now yeah,
and I think like there's usually like the same the
same kind of singers on rotation for the events.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah that's what I mean. It's Jesses and Sammy Jades and.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, but there's just less around these days. I wish
there was more because I do pay really well.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What was the most one to ever be far a corporate?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't want to say above ten grand, yeah, above
twenty grand, yeah, above thirty grands? Yeah, so you do
know above fifty grand.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm not going there. Above forty anyway, someone booked me
because it was.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
At least above thirty. Jack Vichin paid thirty grand on
a corporate that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But I don't they don't have the money like they
used to, and or maybe they I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
They do, but everyone's working from home. There's no point
I'm doing it on zoom I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I do like I this like the last few years.
I mean obviously because COVID it has been fucked. Yeah,
but like they're kind of slowly coming back in and
so this year I've had a few corporate gigs, but
like then, they're just few and far between, like they
they kind of came in after the Voice obviously because
like came back into the scene and then COVID hit
and so it was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well shit, how annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know it's but they're coming. They're slowly coming back now.
And but also my music is changing, so I don't
really get booked for those same kinds of like I
kind of have two different styles, like I do like
my corporate set, which is like Deva moments in Turner
like covers covers, which is super fun and I get
to if I get to bring if they pay enough,
then I can pay a full band, and like it's wow, Cam, Yeah,
(06:28):
it's fun, but like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Did you like costume changes and stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know, it's not that kind of level.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Drenking Katie Perry does corporate gigs.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, really, I reckon, I don't know, maybe not anymore,
wouldn't need to, but like it would be a very
well paid corporate but it's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like how you know all those like Saudi businessmen pay
like Beyonce or you know, like jay Z a million
dollars to fly to Dubai on their private jet and
do one song for someone's but Mitzvah you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, it would totally be that U.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I mean, you got to be I don't think they're
being but mitzvas in Saudi Arabia, but you know what
I mean, birthdays and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I do know what your mean. Yeah, No, it would
definitely be like that level. I've never done that kind
of a level corprep wow, but yeah, I've kind of
got that vibe. And then there's like my dance songs
just flight the clubs and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Have I had some work done, yes, bits and round
blunt reased, I know, but you could sing it and
everyone would know it from this podcast obviously obviously now well,
obviously yesterday was Halloween. I know this is the first
year in forever I didn't do a costume. I just
ran out of time. I had no ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Disappointed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm so disappointed in myself. I had my whole room
and place like tissed out with Halloween.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Literally, it's my god.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I know that's such a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Good Seaholf costumes costumes, but every year I set design
like some.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Chik jack o' lanterns, and I did that. My dream
is to do like have you ever seen how kimboots
all those like pumpkins at the base of her second
Oh my god, it's my dream toep, but we don't
have white pump The house looked incredible, I know, but yeah,
so I had like a teased at my house. It
was like that for the whole month of October this year.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah this year, yes, but so thanks for inviting me over.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well it wasn't like Kim's where it was like a
real life mummies and stuff, but it was chic. And
I did like a jack O lantern the other day carving,
and I was like, but yeah, I just had no
time to do a costume and you wouldn't have anywhere
good to wear it. Yeah, so like, well no, I did,
but like have time to get into it because I like, yeah,
Saturday the Radio Awards. Yeah, Saturday was the day everyone
(08:36):
did like parties, and then yesterday was Halloween, which was Monday,
which was like the day people when you go treating
and like uploaded their photos.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
And still were recovering from Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you looked good, what did you you?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I felt like I looked good, but you couldn't tell
what I was. I couldn't tell what I was I'm
not sure what I was.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I mean, I don't think you need to be a thing.
You just were in a costume and looked great. Thank
you because you were. You wore my I wore.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Your costume glitter top and skirt moment, which I did
not rip. I might have ripped it a little bit.
Actually that's fine, Okay, good thing.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I ripped it when I told you throw it out
even want it anymore, but I've still got it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I bought it from Padding's Markets when I for the
first time. Might had drag like months ago, and it
was kind of like ill fitting at the time, but
I like made it work for the day.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But then I was sir, it was definitely pushing in
on my love handles. I embraced it well, you know,
it wasn't high. I couldn't do it. I didn't wear
it high waisted because it was sitting really weirdly. It
made my ass look really bad if I did it
high waisted, so I had just kind of do like
a low rise.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So what did you wear? Because you borrowed the alpha
from me? And it's like a skirt with slits up
the side. It's like all that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Material that looks like rhinestone.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Rhyanstones, totally covered in though, and then like a kind
of band down a top with a bikini back. We
had to like tied at the neck all Ryanstones.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Pair of darks high style. You wore tiara, and then
Brandon me the photo.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You were like, tried it on and you were like,
what do you think? I was like, good, but you
had lack on his own. I said, good, but you
need white unders.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And I got a nude thong.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh okay, Because I was gonna say you asked, you
said you were gonna get one comed in Ryanstones, I
was gonna say, did you find it?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Nude would have been better anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Nude was good. I had like a little tiara, yeah,
which I worked with a friend, and then my friend
Brandon did my makeup and did like a little gash
on my cheek and like a fun eye and so
I think I was like a killer slash warrior princess.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm going with. What did you
post who got bashed up? Did?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh god? Did you post it on your Instagram? I
don't remember seeing it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I didn't. Yeah, the photo I posted a photo I
didn't post what I was. I just did you know
that crap from the thing from Mingos was just like
in the real world, Halloween is when kids dressed up
and costumes for county. In girl world, Halloween is one
day where a girl can dress up like a total slat.
No one can.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh you know I did. But I
feel like you can't see the full costume you needed to.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was off my tits, so I I like, get
a quick pick. You did look very good, though I
look very drunk in that photo.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You were very drunk, and I can tell. But you
had a fun night. What did you do for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I did have a fun night, had a great time. Well,
I had. It was my friend Dylan's birthday, so we
had like which I was two hours late for because
I was Brandon was doing my hair makeup and doing
his hair and makeup, and so two hours late for
my friend Dylan's birthday. But yeah, went there. I went
to Harowen, which at the Howden Pavilion. But then I
I left my bag as soon as I got out
of the uber at the Hortum and it was like
(11:33):
hordes of people. Yeah, I realized I'd left my bag in.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I feel like you do that a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I just kind of like mentally, I was like, okay,
I'm just not going to deal with this right now.
I'm just not going to do with that.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All your stuff in it, like phone and everything.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, well you wouldn't you try and guess what was
in it? There's three things in it. Try and guess
in your bag? In my bag? Okay, so I had
my phone in my hand.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, yeah, so not phone.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Take not phone, take that off.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm gonna say vape because you always.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Have your vape close. But no, okay, I don't bathe anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You keep vathing. I told you no, every week, it
change it, get off it every week.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What happened I might have had I might have had
a little path of harroween, but like I I know,
I haven't haven't. We haven't bought a vapor in a
few weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay, all right, that's good. Probably like pack of cigarettes,
Oh you had a pack of okay, and probably keys keys, yes, yeah, okay,
house keys. And there was one more thing in there
which she'll never get maybe, like was it like a
little bottle of alcohol you were smuggling like a little
thin one.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Was it's like lip gloss or something to touch up?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh? Actually no, they would have been four things because
I did have lip gloss in there.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, great, they got that one as well then, so
still one more thing.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was a pack of smokes, yep, my keys and
a cock ring. What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Congree take it Caloway.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was grabbing things on my way out, and then
I just it was in my bedside table and I
was like, oh, tall.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That got the ticket, They got my phone, the cockring?
Hang on, have you got the cock ring?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What on earth did you need to take that to
the funniest thing was it was like it was one
of those sea through purses. So it was just completely
see through with a pack of cigarettes and cockring, the
glass and my house keys. But anyway, so I got
out of the uber. I just mentally made the decision
let it go, don't let this ruin to night. I'm
not gonna fucking get this back before going in, and
(13:38):
I'm not gonna let it ruin. I was with Dylan
in my friend's birthday and I was like, I'm just
not gonna like, I'm just gonna like compartmentalize. So I
just my phone, which I had my card and everything
and I could pay for drinks and shit. But I
was like, I have do deal with this tomorrow. But
then I realized but then one of my house makes
is in Melbourne and the other ones who is moving
out staying at.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh my god, Okay, sorry, I do you just mind?
We have to talk about it into drive into that
sorry continued in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Basically it got to like all time we got to
it was like midnight and then I think that was
when I messaged you and I was like, we're on
our way to puffed Off. So we went from hoard
End to puffed Off.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I had a bit of a meltdown because it kind
of hit me then that you had lost your bad
I lost my bag with my house keys and I
wouldn't be able to get in, and I was freaking
out because I was like, shit, like I didn't have
anything on the Sunday, but I just like I had
a lot on Monday, and so I was like, okay,
I just need I need to get in by at
least Sunday night, because I was because we went from
(14:34):
pufed Off and we also planned to go to Morning
Glory which opened at two am. So I had a
bit of meltdown going to puffed Off. But then I
was like, oh whatever. So we went back to Brandon.
It's about three am, had a shower, like washed our faces,
got changed. I got into a Spider Man outfits. I
changed my outfit.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh quick change.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Wednesday morning, glory were left about. I was about seven am, yeah,
I think, and then I was like, okay, time to
call it.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh, I think it's so grim.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I going to the sun was going up, and I
was like, I need to go. I had like a
I had a little stuffed dog in my arm that
I didn't know where it came from, where on a leash.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's in a bar. This like party is in a
club slash bar that's totally made of glass, yes, wall,
the walls are made and the ceiling I think, is
all made of glass. So at night it's so cool
and you can see out and all the buildings are
literally And then if you go to the like after
after party club thing that they have that usually starts
(15:29):
at like four am or five am, as the sun rises,
it comes beaming through the club.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Walls, beaming everyone.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's like the middle of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It's like so hot because the sun's beaming through and
I was in a full fucking Spider Man suit that
zipped up at the back, so I was like sweating.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But then you also start to see everyone who have
been out since like nine pm the night before, and
you're like, everyone looks. Everyone looks bad. Not one person
still looks.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And I thought I was I thought we were so smart.
We went home, We showered redd our makeup and everything.
But I did not look in the mirror, probably because
I looked I had because Brandon did like a pink
liner on my eye. I looked like when the sun
was rising, I looked like I had pinker. I did
not waship anyway, long story short, I went I went
back to my friends after morning glory, and I was like, shit,
(16:23):
what do I do? I don't have my house keys,
my housemates all the way, like I need to sleep,
And so then I just messaged the Uber driver and
he was like, oh, yeah, I drop them off from
fifteen minutes away.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
That's so handy that with Uber, because I imagine if
you had a cab, like what do you do?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Call?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Like it's so hard.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, and lucky there was nothing in it that he
wanted to cockring.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
If you'd got the bag back and the cockring was missing,
you're like Ciggy's yeap keys. Yeah yeah, cocker hang on,
Oh cockring gone, Stephen, Oh my god, that's so funny.
If I tell you about my Saturday night, what happened
with the housemate that you were going to kick out
from last week? So well, last week I speak to us,
(17:04):
was you were going to go that day?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah? And yeah I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I didn't gonna your friend. Your housemate was going to
tell him he needs to leave because you didn't want
to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yes, well, so my housemate was starting to like kind
of give him the talk of like.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This is the remote housemate that's on workers. I'm and
in like all the rule or something.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, but he was back for a
few days and so we Yeah, he kind of gave
him the talk, but like in like the nice the
nice talk. He was like it was that good cop
bad crop. He was good cop. I didn't think. I
didn't think i'd have to be backup, but I did
have to come in and kind of be bad crop
because he was an understanding that like this was his notice,
Like this was like actually we were saying he does
have to move out was a warning. No he didn't
(17:45):
because we didn't say anything bad because we'd heard through
the other housemate that he was thinking of moving back
in with his X anyway, and so we were like,
so we've heard this, obviously we need someone long term.
This is this is the date we're thinking if this
is all good with you, like it's cool with us,
kind of like just trying to be all like fine,
and then he was like, oh, like I just don't
want to rush things. And then I was like, look, babe,
it's not an option. This is the date you're going
(18:06):
to go.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It was awkward what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's fine. I'm just like I was just drying. I think, well,
because he's Dutch as well, I think it was a
bit of a language barrier situation. So I just kind
of conversations kind of petered out. But then we gave
him like a written a written notice. Oh but he's fine,
he was like, but, which he replied and he was
like all good, Like so fine, I've chatted with my ex.
(18:31):
I'm moving back in. I'll have all my stuff out
by next week.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And so is he gone? Not Yet's he gone next week.
Oh but that's more than a week. Is he messing
your around?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, it's three week to give three. We gave three
weeks notice. Oh okay, we gave two. We gave three
weeks verbal notice and then two weeks written notice.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, okay, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I love being a landlord. Landlord? Is that what I am? Now?
Bust bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, I'll probably go. So, don't think you're the landlord. Now,
I'm not the land Maybe you're like the slum like
the slum donk lord. What's it called because you're like
on the lease but you're renting out rooms to other
people and like it's a whole scheme. I think that's
called the slum lord.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's like slaying, subletting. Oh,
I mean that's the official term. But yeah, but on
the streets, you're a slum lord streets. Yeah, Dutch, it's
probably like, oh, I've got to pay my slum lord.
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Anyway, how's your Well?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It was good, Like I said, no costume costume, but
I did have the like awards night for my work,
which is the Radio Awards. It's kind of like the
logis but for radio, but no one cares unless you're
like in radio, and then again a lot of people
don't care about that as well, unless you're nominated. So
it was really fun as a good night. It's like
that thing where you just it's like school camp or no,
(19:55):
it's like going it's like the first day back of
school after the summer holidays. We haven't seen everyone for
ages a chad and like, it's so fun. And let
me tell you, there was some horrific outfits. Oh my god,
the men in the worst suits. Girls dressed up so badly.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
But then there were some people that looked amazing, like incredible,
and that's one of them. Say no. So I had
been trying four weeks to try and find something and
I had like a vision. I had like a look
book that in my phone of like things that I
wanted and they're like this is the most the dumbest, like,
oh sorry, how did it taste of coffee?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Coffee? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I like had a like vibe like a Pinterest fireboard
of like I wanted to be like kind of yeasy,
but kind of Kim Balenciaga, something sparkly like that kind
of vibe and I only wear like black, whine gray,
so like something silver or kind of black, and I
want to do like everywhere I was, I really wanted
something sequent, And then everywhere you look, I feel like,
unless you spend a lot of money on something sequent,
it looks cheap. So like, yes, if you buy something
(21:07):
from like no offense, like boohoo, it's gonna look like
sheen that's sequent, it looks cheap. But if you buy
something like expensive from like I don't know, I don't know,
like a designer, sequence, clothes never look cheap.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Do you know what I mean? And I listened to them.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, I didn't want to spend three thousand dollars on
a Gucci Well I did, but I was like I can't.
And so anyway, I ended up going like with two
hours before I had to be on the red carpet,
just had to look at all the suits in my
wardrobe and I had a black suit and I was like, great,
let me go and find a little top to tisz
it with. And I found this like Heaven, like it's
kind of kind of silky, but it wasn't silk like
black top at Zara. Heaven Heaven and oh my god,
(21:47):
the weirdest thing as well. So I bought a white
one and a black one because I was like, oh,
come see what see what fits when I get home.
And I got home and I was trying them in
my house and it goes, oh, you got the Zara
And I was like, yeah, yeah, he goes be careful
because I bought a shirt from there the other day
and I had a huge makeup stain on the collar
and so I had to take it back and I
was like, oh, no, I mine doesn't have that. And
then I went into my room, put on the white shirt,
picked it up. It had a huge makeup late on
(22:07):
the collar. So we both bought the same shirt. How
wed is that? Oh isn't that strange?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That is weird. I just had someone tried it on
and like they both had makeup on.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well no, because I showed him. He was like, that's
the exact same one. So he'd taken it back. They'd
put it back on.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
The shelf and you came in right afterwards, and.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Then I bought it like two days later or whatever,
the same one. Anyway, So I decided I ended up
going with the black and I remember remember we went
to the Drag Race down Under opening night, like I
don't know a couple months ago, and David Campbell was
hosting it, yes, and he had like this kind of
beetlejuice put Instead of white and black, it was black
(22:45):
and orange, I think. But what I loved was he
had these like silver kind of diamonty rhinestone brooches on
like a cluster. Do you remember that? And on the
night I was like, oh, that's heaven. I went there.
I bet yah, sex means I don't know where I
got them from. So DM him and I was like,
the brooches are Heaven. Where are they'm from? And he
just messaged me back like straight away and was like, ah,
(23:07):
down my style has just got them. They're just from
Levisa and with the ear rings and we just pinned
them in and I was like, that's genius. So for
months I've just it's been in the back of my mind.
And I decided on the way back, literally with like
two hours, like to be on the red carp and
I was like, I'm gonna get some Lavsa earrings and
just pin them in and pretend they're approach and everyone
commented on how good they look.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh my god, I was like.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh, thanks, yeah. Yeah. Luckily no one asked what they
were from, yeah, because I wouldn't. I don't even know
what I would have said. But I had like these
two like like dangly like kind of chandelier vibes, like
long right long that I pinned on like jaunty angles,
like one up and one down heaven. And then I
got these like diamond circular like the size of like
(23:51):
a twenty cent coin with lots of little different rhyinestones
on it. I'm saying diamond like a Tiffany. There were rhyanstone.
They made a plastic and pinned that next to it, so.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It just look just looked amazing, so good, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Was like, thanks David Campbell. I wonder if I show
a message and be like, I used your hat. What's
his stuf?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, I photo to him.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, but anyway, it looked so good. And I was
like ear rings, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, a little bit of a visa. I was to
get something to go with my app for as well,
but time went for today, No.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
For I mean Halloween, Yeah, for halloweenyeah, no, yeah, surely
people still from Levisa, do you think because they have
all the drum just out. There's no like bark.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I've never been to the visa. I'm not too sure.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh but they have like just everything's just out like
there's just on a like rings.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
And stuff fromsa.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
No, no, never, I've never sold anything, but like I
I not even do. I'm like, I do everything legit
on the scanners at the supermarkets because I just feel bad.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh same, and Karma's a bitch and she knows where
you're living.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I agree, But I know so many people that
are like, oh no, I do scaled you as.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, And I don't get it, Like I think one
of the main things in life is not to steal.
Like in my mind it's I would just be don't
kill people.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know, but yeah, I'm sure like people. They
would must lose so much money. Especially think of all
those little like fourteen year old kids that are going
into like steal a ring. True, it will be so
easy just popping in your thing that don't have like
like security tags on them.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What they're rings like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
They're not a security like, they're not like security.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think I think I've been in I'm thinking like
Collette and they've got the same thing put all the
little tags on them.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Some of them come on like a piece of cardboard.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But like, anyway, we will do it. We'll go into
the visa and we'll do like a visa hole. Yeah,
we'll get a bunch of stuff and we'll pay for it.
We won't do it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, oh my god, No, I couldn't. I would die.
I would be something about I wo'd be nervous. We're
gonna get caught and then banned from all the visa stores.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Ever, how could we couldn't? Could not happen? Anyway, We
better take a break. But when we come back, I
want to chat to you. I've got a predicament and
it involves the races.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, all right, we'll turn about next night. Yes, got
So Today is November first, depending on when you're listening
to this. Today in Australia is Melbourne Cup Day, which
is like a big famous like horse race day. It's
like in the spring racing calendar, and it's like past
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like a couple of years especially, has been a lot
of drama around it because of the way that, like
in the racing industry, horses are treated and put down
and blah blah blah and there's a saying that is
very famous at the moment that's like social media thing.
It's called nup to the Cup. So you're saying nut
to the Cup because if you don't live in Australia,
(26:39):
you won't understand. The whole country shuts down at three pm. Schools,
workplaces like cafes, everyone watches the Melbourne Cup, which goes
like three minutes at three o'clock. I'm like, did you
still do that in school?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No? No, I did not realize that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, at school, I remember they would stop at three
o'clock and we would.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I watched Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, and the bell would go three fifteen, so we
just leave straight off a minute early mark. But like
it's a big deal, and I definitely say not to
the Cup, Like I don't believe in it. I'm vegan,
Like I'm totally against animal like cruelty and yes, and
the races. It's definitely like it's it's I think in
twenty twenty two, it's a questionable thing for people to
(27:23):
be going to And that's what you've got an issue with,
is that? Right?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well, I don't have an issue with that. I think
I'm I'm pro that I'm I'm I'm I'm also up
to the Cup. Yeah, and I've been, I've I've put
a thing on my Instagram in I know it kind
of I wasn't that educated on the topic, but educated
enough to go, okay, well I didn't need to be
going to the races exactly, and so I did a
little post like maybe three or four years ago, I
don't know, I think three years ago, and I just
(27:46):
said it was me on my back and you with
a wine glass saying and the captain was not the Cup.
I didn't think through it too much.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Got I'm in a predicament because I so it was
part of like this new show I'm on the Challenge Yes,
which is out November fourteenth, Monday. Obviously it's very exciting,
but there's like a there's like a Channel ten paramount
plus ten at the races. So they reached out and
they were like, we've got these two different race days
(28:14):
next week. My manager called me and she was like,
the Channel ten of us to come to this. They
really want you to go. And I was like, well,
I'm I've said not to the Cup and I and
I don't know a whole lot about it, but I'm
not for animal to animal animal.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
A lot about it. If you just all you need
to know exactly they don't treat horses well exactly, so
you don't have to feel like you need to go.
You don't need to know a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So I said no, yeah, and then they put they
came back, They pushed back, and they said, well, there's
this third Well basically I didn't even we didn't. I
don't think we relaid that. I think my manager just
said I've had prior commitments or something like that. They
pushed back and they said, okay, well what about the Saturday.
We really want Jack to come, And so like I've
just I don't know, I mean a predicament. I've basically
I've said yes, and I just I don't know. It's
(28:59):
a I don't I'm not going to go. I'm not
I'm going to go. I'm not going to bet. I
know I'm going to get fucking dragged with the mud
for some influencers are probably going to come for the jugular,
But like it's just it's one of those things where like,
I don't know, do you think as a vegan, as
someone that is against it, how do you feel about
and me and my friend, how do you feel about
me saying yes to going not betting, not being for
(29:22):
horse racing, but kind of just going for the free
food and booth. If I was in I know that
still supporting the situation, and I do. I don't know.
I just feel a bit like conflicted because like it's
a hard industry to be and like you've got to
go to these things and hustle and network and show
face even though yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm just
trying to be honest here, Like I'm just totally and
(29:42):
I'm a bit scared because I feel like when someone's
going to come for a lot of people are going
to come for me.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean, look for the three people that are going
to come for you, there's going to be one hundred
that will not even think twice about it. Which I
don't need.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
People to support like the fact that I'm going, But like.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I think like if it was me personally, I tell
me to do it, But I have been like I'm
very vocal about like being vegan and like not supporting
that sort of thing. Yes, so for me that would
definitely be It sounds so lame, but like off brand
for me, not that I have a brand, but like
it would be off brand for me to go, and
(30:21):
I wouldn't go, Like I would just feel so bad.
I just wouldn't go anyway if it was part of
a like deal or like a contract, or if it
was like a friends but even if it was like
my friend's dying wish for me to go, I would
take you. Sorry, No, I'll just meet you by your
bedside table, I mean by your deathbed. Like it's really I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Sound a great close, Yeah, for.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Sure, and I would like I understand that it's for you, mate,
it's like something you have to do.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It's but that's not it's not something I have to
It's not like right, it's not like I'm going to
get sent to legal note if I don't go, Like
it's not And I'm pretty sure other people that are
on the show have said no for this same reason.
There's some people that have said yes, and I'm just yeah,
I have said yes, and I'm conflicted. But I'm just
trying to be honest about it because i know I'm
going to get backlash. I know that article is going
(31:08):
to come up for that with the post thirty years
ago saying up to the cup. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I think, I mean, if you are going to go,
like what you've said, the best thing you can do
is like go and not beat not bad horse, don't
even look at a horse, which when people go to
the races most people don't anyway, most people are just
(31:32):
getting blind in the bird cage and vomiting in the toilets.
But yeah, I think like if you if you are
going to go, which is like I'm not dodging you,
you go, Yeah, but yeah, like just do a couple
of photos, eat some free food some.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well, like maybe I won't post on social media about it,
just to not promote it. Yeah, I don't think. I
don't think I have to. I don't. I don't think
that's part of it. But yeah, I'm just thinking I'll
just go Showface Network a bit and I get to
see some of my friends from the show as well,
which I'm looking forward to. But yeah, maybe I just
won't from I don't know. I just yeah, I have
a bit of anxiety because I know I'm going to
get attacked for it, and I know and I know
(32:11):
that they're in the right that thing. I'm not like,
I'm not like the cup. But it's just yeah, just
in a bit of a sticky situation. But I put
myself in it, so well, that's what it is. People
are going to question my integrity. I'm questioning my inte
to be honest.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Look, you have to do what's right for you and
for you is right to go and show face and
do that for your career, then that's what you've got
to do. Yeah, you know, yeah, I can't believe you're
back on the dark and fabing and you're back on
the dark.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
No, I'm not back on the darts. Oh shit, what's that?
That's my alarm told me I need to have a dark. No.
The thing is because I didn't even have any of
the cigarettes because I've lost my bag and so now
I've got a fresh pack of segarette for the week.
I know it's bad because I would have finished them
that night, a whole pack. Yeah, it's bad when i'm
(33:10):
when i'm if i'm drinking, i'm smoking cigarette. So now
I just went them very quickly. But also in my mind,
I'm like waited to go.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
What about your voice? You want your beautiful voice off people?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Or you know what? Over the years, people come out
to me and like smokers areas of like bars and
clubs and stuff, and they're like, what about your voice?
And I'm like, yes, my voice, not your voice. Fuck off,
don't have an opinion on my voice.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Maybe were you on the same season of Massingers Macy Gray?
I think, yeah, yeah, you get up Sunday like her.
It's Macy Gray.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't smoke on the way.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Other way around, it's Maacy Great, and then you take
it up.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Anyway. Anyway. I'm just trying to get through them. So
they're gone now.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The challenge is just a couple of weeks away. Like
you said, can you tell us anything else about it?
Do you win?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I can't say anything. I got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
That was an awkward laugh. I think you win.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm not saying a thing. Not saying a thing.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay, let me just ask one question about it. Did
you get any free time to go shopping while you're
in Argentina?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Did you get diarrhea while you're in Argentina?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I did clock up, clock up, clog up the hotel toilet,
but it wasn't from diarrhea. Oh yeah, I just think
your meantal like put the tissues in the bin. I
don't know. There's something that happened. Oh no, it was
makeup wife in the toilet. I know, yeah, clog the
toilet up. But anyway, that's all I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, Well, are you ready fore, Dear Doll?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I am. I'm excited for doll.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
So this is where you can send us a message
if you need help with something, or you need like
advice on something going on in your life or whatever,
and we'll give you our free advice. Don't need to
site the Medicare card no like expensive therapist payment, We'll
just do it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We do accept private health insurance.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So yeah, yeah, so at Haydol pod on Instagram if
you want to send us a little DM with a message.
So this one is out. And by the way, you
say anonymous like on the pod, I can see who
you are, but I won't do right, Yeah, that's the
thing on profile judge. All right, ready, this one starts
Dear Dolls, I fucked up bad. My friend is a
(35:33):
straight boy and we've been best mate since we were
five years old and now we are twenty two. That's
pretty long. Are you friends with then? When you were
friends with from when you were little no, no me either.
I'm gay. His brother is also gay, but no one knows.
The only reason I know is because we hooked up
the other week, and I don't want to tell my
best mate because he'll be mad. I've known his brother
(35:55):
since he was basically a baby, but he's now eighteen?
What should I do? Do I tell my friend or
leave it as a secret? How wrong is this person
twenty two right and hooked up with his best friend's
younger brother who just turned eating right?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What does he do? What does he tell him or
is he asking whether he should tell him or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What should I do? Do I tell my friend or
leave it as a secret?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, it depends what his brother wants to do. You
don't out him.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
No exactly, but also depends like was it just like
a one night stand? Or you do you like like
each other? Do you want to stay dating?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Was it just like there's so many variables?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, you go first?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Well, I think like, obviously, if he's not out and
the other guy doesn't want to say anything, do not
say anything. Not your place to say anything, point blank, period.
So I feel like that's the answer. I think like
aware situation out of it with this.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I know, but I think he's saying he feels bad
that he hooked up with his best friend's brother and
the brother doesn't know it. Right, Yeah, I think that's right.
Un till the brother.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
They're both legal age. It's not like there's anything shady
going on. Yeah, it's just it's people have told me
over their own bodies.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yes, sairs, Yeah, I think I think. Yeah, until unless
your friend's brother wants to say anything, until he comes out,
then no, you can't.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Say you can't say anything because it's not your place
to it. You're right, Jack, it's not at all.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
But if he doesn't want to say something, then.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well if that, yeah, yeah exactly, maybe you have got
to ask him and say, like, what's the deal. He
might not be ready to come out. Yeah, he might don't. Yeah,
maybe he's not even good. Maybe he's just experimenting.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Exactly exactly is the guy is the other? Is the
brother gay?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Straight? Straight?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
But my best friend is a straight boy?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So yeah, but the brother, the younger brother is so
well maybe it is just chill out. Yeah, but then
but then if you start dating, then like then you
definitely would need to tell the brother your best friend,
that's the yeah for sure. Yeah, because then it would
get awkward. You have to be honest with that, otherwise
that would be too weird.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Amazing, Well, that was easy.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
It would be so knowledgeable.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I don't know. How do we do it our minds?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I mean, like, I'm pretty smart. I did you nine twice, so.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Did you finish high school? No?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I dropped out in your known.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
How far through look at the end?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
No, No, because it's like a GT ed and I
was like, piece that bitches, I'm rich. Anyway, on that note,
should we go?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm going make sure you like subscribe and give us
a five star race message.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Send a dear doll, send us a dear doll. I'd
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Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, we love to hear from you, guys. I love
when you respond.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's fun. It makes us feel like people listen.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, Now, because the challenge on, I want to organize
one of your besties from the show to come on.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I know, so who.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Would you like because we're gonna have them on next week.
There's there's like a four hundred cast members from well
we'll work.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
It out aicon we have whoever likes someone that gets out.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well before the launch, Like we're gonna we show something
before the launch, so we don't we're not going to
know who gets out well. I don't know obviously, you know,
but like, who like is your favorite person on the
whole cast that that you would want to have on
to promote the show before it even starts? Do you
want to read out the list? Do you remember everyone?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Now? I remember a.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Lot of people on it. Let me just remind everyone
who's on it. So it's a lot of like Australian stars.
I'm gonna read out the ones we know. Ryan Gallagher
from Maths twenty eight years ago, Conrad from The Bachelor,
Jack Vigeon, grant Craft from Love Island, David from I'm
a Celeb with hearing from Bachelorette, Ye Blurting from Who
(40:00):
was the Bachelorette? Who else? Oh there's two Brooks? How confusing? Oh?
Cyrel from Maths, Jessica Seabomb the Funniest last name Ever,
the Sea Bomb, and Susan Mattesi, who I'm obsessed with
because I see Suzanne is it? Suzanne?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Don't get a twist. I thought it was iconic.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I see her at every red carpet. She don't know
who she is, don't worry, but she she's just so fabulous.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
She's just one of somewhere. She is just wonderful. But
she's she's so sweet as well.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Like she I just at the opening night of six
the Musical a couple of months ago. She was like
a couple of people in front of me in the
red carpet, like photo wall line, and it was still
winter at this time, and she had this huge, big
like long coat on, like an inspector gadget coat. And
I remember watching her thinking, because she wears very extravagant
(40:54):
like the other night, like last week last week the
Cinderella met hers dress like literally the Cinderella dress.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
And she starts she was walking through the aisle and
she friend was carrying her train behind her, and she
she was on the other side of the on the
the theater, and she was walking through the aisle hitting
people in the face where.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
They love to take me. But at sixty Musicals, she
had this inspector gadget coat on. As soon as she
got inside because it was remember it was winter, she
like dropped it. And you know how sometimes in a
musical they'll do a reveal quick change on stage and
it's like they did it in Cinderella. It goes from
the peasant dress. And how it works is like the
it's actually two dresses, and they the other dresses underneath,
(41:37):
and they unhook something from the shoulder, for example, and
the actress flings it down and it's weighted and so
all the material kind of turns itself inside out. That's
how it works. And so she basically did this at
six of the musical career. She just kind of somehow
dropped the coat all of a sudden, all this like
iridescent material just like dropped out and flowed down, and
(41:59):
like the theater was on a bit of a hill,
the entry to kind of roll down the hill, And
I was like, how old did she do that? Icon?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
She's she's an icon, the Anadelby of Sydney.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Not that she's scamming anyone, She's not scamming.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Anything, you know what I mean? But she would she
would I think she would find that funny. I hope,
I hope she does.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I think she would find that funny. I see her everywhere, she.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is, everywhere, she is she will not miss anything. She
goes to the opening of a numberlope, which I love.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Do you know what I got invited to today Assault's birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Assaults brand? Is being your birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I love. I love how an event can just be
for anything.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
For anything, like I'm going to go to Assault many
events at the moment, and I was just saying you
before we start recording, I just don't have enough clothes.
I know it's hard, isn't it, Sam Michael.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Anyway, I'm going to the Salt's birthday party one hundred
and forty years old.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
This sult We'll enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Wait, should we try and get Suzanne MATTESSI come on,
all right, great, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Well, we'll see you next Tuesday. I almost missed it, Yes, bitch,
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitch, you will
have some problems, yes, bitch, is my look nice?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes? Bitch about that?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes? What bitch?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's only November one. You need to stop. Thank you? Hi,
don't Hi? I see carry a right.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
One because it's November first.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I know, but it's November first. Like I love Christmas,
but I do love. I feel like music is too early,
don't you know?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't. I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Have you ever done a Christmas single?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I did? And what was one of these single? It
was for? Like you know, there's like so fresh Christmas album.
So I did one like right after a g T
way back when it was what song was it? Oh?
I did one. I did Silent Night for one, and
then I did Jesus, What a Wonderful Child?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know that song like Jesus because you still loved Jesus. Well,
it's not on Spotify. I just looked it up.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No it's not, and I don't know why. Maybe it's
because I'm going jack Vis was a church. It wasn't
a church thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, it doesn't exist. It's not on here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well it was like eleven years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Spotify didn't existen, did it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I think it was like just coming new. I don't
really know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's see if it's on YouTube. What do you say?
It was Silent Night.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Silent Night, Yeah, Virgin I sang Silent Night and Holy
Night and the Domain Carols. That was fun.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh my god, I think this is it. I mean,
you're not a virgin anymore, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That was talking about myself. When Jesus, I turn it off.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I quite like it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's very slow, isn't that.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You've kind of jazzed it up a bit? You've kind
of tissed it up jazz keys. Did you do any
other Christmas songs?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, Jesus, what a wonderful child?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You did Home for Christmas? And Carol's in the Crescent
in twenty nineteen. What's that?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And you've done oh holy Night it Carol's in the
Domain in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But that was a bit of a shit show because
my voice had just started breaking. I went for the
big note and I was cracked fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Let's find that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No, get fucked?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Where is it?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Shut your laptop?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is this it? See?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It was a bit of a crack See how I'm
like really stretching?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, what a diva? Oh my god, Yes, said Todva.
You're like doing the Mariah Carrollhan movie, swapping the MIC's
side hand to hand and doing that thing where she
always does like taps the microphone like this a lot,
and you've got one leg clocked to the side and
(03:04):
like this like sort of Elton John vesta old John,
and there's like one hundred choir boys behind you.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh so funny, John.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I kind of love it. Oh, you've done all the
big gum, all the big um Carol's Nights, Christmas Carols
at the murray Bridge Carol's Night I did in South Australia.
I did Carol's in the City Brisbane twenty thirteen. Is
this took a list where you look at Gosford Carol's
tenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, well you've really done it all carry didn't he?
Oh my god, I would say.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You've done Studio ten seven years ago. Oh holy night.
Oh that's when you've go ahead your long hair. It's
really a whole plethora of Christmas songs. Do you know
what we should do is put extend on Spotify. I
was gonna say, we should make a Spotify playlist of
all your Christmas so people can.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Listen to what I can someone book me for some
fucking Christmas gigs again? I used to make like a
yearly wage and within Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Really actually got do you know her that? Like there's
this thing in the music industry called corporate gigs and
it's like yeah, yeah, no bother people that don't know
corporate gigs and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like that used to be my brain. That was my
main money maker.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, you're just now boys and you guys Sebastians and
your Samantha Jades and you maybe Delta's but like that
level of Australian star. Yeah, they all make so much
money doing corporate gigs. So like you know, Kombank will
be like we've got four hundred of our staff coming
from there our bi annually quarter where we count all
the silver fifty cent pieces and we want Jess malbour
(04:35):
gets like twenty grand or fifty grand to come do
three songs, have a couple of sandwiches and go home.
Ye is that true? Did you used to do the
same thing?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yep? Crazy and they do it. They're so boogie as well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, because they're always really rich companies. Yeah, like big bangs.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
They don't really do them like they used to, like
corporate ments a kind of fum fab between now yeah,
and I think like there's usually like the same the
same kind of singers on rotation for the events.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah that's what I mean. It's Jesses and Sammy Jades and.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, but there's just less around these days. I wish
there was more because I do pay really well.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
What was the most one to ever be far a corporate?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't want to say above ten grand, yeah, above
twenty grand, yeah, above thirty grands? Yeah, so you do
know above fifty grand.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm not going there. Above forty anyway, someone booked me
because it was.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
At least above thirty. Jack Vichin paid thirty grand on
a corporate that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But I don't they don't have the money like they
used to, and or maybe they I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
They do, but everyone's working from home. There's no point
I'm doing it on zoom I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I do like I this like the last few years.
I mean obviously because COVID it has been fucked. Yeah,
but like they're kind of slowly coming back in and
so this year I've had a few corporate gigs, but
like then, they're just few and far between, like they
they kind of came in after the Voice obviously because
like came back into the scene and then COVID hit
and so it was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well shit, how annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know it's but they're coming. They're slowly coming back now.
And but also my music is changing, so I don't
really get booked for those same kinds of like I
kind of have two different styles, like I do like
my corporate set, which is like Deva moments in Turner
like covers covers, which is super fun and I get
to if I get to bring if they pay enough,
then I can pay a full band, and like it's wow, Cam, Yeah,
(06:28):
it's fun, but like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Did you like costume changes and stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know, it's not that kind of level.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Drenking Katie Perry does corporate gigs.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, really, I reckon, I don't know, maybe not anymore,
wouldn't need to, but like it would be a very
well paid corporate but it's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Like how you know all those like Saudi businessmen pay
like Beyonce or you know, like jay Z a million
dollars to fly to Dubai on their private jet and
do one song for someone's but Mitzvah you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, it would totally be that U.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I mean, you got to be I don't think they're
being but mitzvas in Saudi Arabia, but you know what
I mean, birthdays and stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I do know what your mean. Yeah, No, it would
definitely be like that level. I've never done that kind
of a level corprep wow, but yeah, I've kind of
got that vibe. And then there's like my dance songs
just flight the clubs and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Have I had some work done, yes, bits and round
blunt reased, I know, but you could sing it and
everyone would know it from this podcast obviously obviously now well,
obviously yesterday was Halloween. I know this is the first
year in forever I didn't do a costume. I just
ran out of time. I had no ideas.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Disappointed.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm so disappointed in myself. I had my whole room
and place like tissed out with Halloween.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Literally, it's my god.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I know that's such a.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Good Seaholf costumes costumes, but every year I set design
like some.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Chik jack o' lanterns, and I did that. My dream
is to do like have you ever seen how kimboots
all those like pumpkins at the base of her second
Oh my god, it's my dream toep, but we don't
have white pump The house looked incredible, I know, but yeah,
so I had like a teased at my house. It
was like that for the whole month of October this year.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah this year, yes, but so thanks for inviting me over.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well it wasn't like Kim's where it was like a
real life mummies and stuff, but it was chic. And
I did like a jack O lantern the other day carving,
and I was like, but yeah, I just had no
time to do a costume and you wouldn't have anywhere
good to wear it. Yeah, so like, well no, I did,
but like have time to get into it because I like, yeah,
Saturday the Radio Awards. Yeah, Saturday was the day everyone
(08:36):
did like parties, and then yesterday was Halloween, which was Monday,
which was like the day people when you go treating
and like uploaded their photos.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
And still were recovering from Saturday.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you looked good, what did you you?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I felt like I looked good, but you couldn't tell
what I was. I couldn't tell what I was I'm
not sure what I was.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I mean, I don't think you need to be a thing.
You just were in a costume and looked great. Thank
you because you were. You wore my I wore.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Your costume glitter top and skirt moment, which I did
not rip. I might have ripped it a little bit.
Actually that's fine, Okay, good thing.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I ripped it when I told you throw it out
even want it anymore, but I've still got it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I bought it from Padding's Markets when I for the
first time. Might had drag like months ago, and it
was kind of like ill fitting at the time, but
I like made it work for the day.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But then I was sir, it was definitely pushing in
on my love handles. I embraced it well, you know,
it wasn't high. I couldn't do it. I didn't wear
it high waisted because it was sitting really weirdly. It
made my ass look really bad if I did it
high waisted, so I had just kind of do like
a low rise.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So what did you wear? Because you borrowed the alpha
from me? And it's like a skirt with slits up
the side. It's like all that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Material that looks like rhinestone.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Rhyanstones, totally covered in though, and then like a kind
of band down a top with a bikini back. We
had to like tied at the neck all Ryanstones.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Pair of darks high style. You wore tiara, and then
Brandon me the photo.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You were like, tried it on and you were like,
what do you think? I was like, good, but you
had lack on his own. I said, good, but you
need white unders.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And I got a nude thong.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh okay, Because I was gonna say you asked, you
said you were gonna get one comed in Ryanstones, I
was gonna say, did you find it?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Nude would have been better anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Nude was good. I had like a little tiara, yeah,
which I worked with a friend, and then my friend
Brandon did my makeup and did like a little gash
on my cheek and like a fun eye and so
I think I was like a killer slash warrior princess.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm going with. What did you
post who got bashed up? Did?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh god? Did you post it on your Instagram? I
don't remember seeing it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I didn't. Yeah, the photo I posted a photo I
didn't post what I was. I just did you know
that crap from the thing from Mingos was just like
in the real world, Halloween is when kids dressed up
and costumes for county. In girl world, Halloween is one
day where a girl can dress up like a total slat.
No one can.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh you know I did. But I
feel like you can't see the full costume you needed to.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I was off my tits, so I I like, get
a quick pick. You did look very good, though I
look very drunk in that photo.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You were very drunk, and I can tell. But you
had a fun night. What did you do for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I did have a fun night, had a great time. Well,
I had. It was my friend Dylan's birthday, so we
had like which I was two hours late for because
I was Brandon was doing my hair makeup and doing
his hair and makeup, and so two hours late for
my friend Dylan's birthday. But yeah, went there. I went
to Harowen, which at the Howden Pavilion. But then I
I left my bag as soon as I got out
of the uber at the Hortum and it was like
(11:33):
hordes of people. Yeah, I realized I'd left my bag in.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I feel like you do that a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I just kind of like mentally, I was like, okay,
I'm just not going to deal with this right now.
I'm just not going to do with that.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
All your stuff in it, like phone and everything.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, well you wouldn't you try and guess what was
in it? There's three things in it. Try and guess
in your bag? In my bag? Okay, so I had
my phone in my hand.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay, yeah, so not phone.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Take not phone, take that off.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm gonna say vape because you always.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Have your vape close. But no, okay, I don't bathe anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You keep vathing. I told you no, every week, it
change it, get off it every week.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What happened I might have had I might have had
a little path of harroween, but like I I know,
I haven't haven't. We haven't bought a vapor in a
few weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay, all right, that's good. Probably like pack of cigarettes,
Oh you had a pack of okay, and probably keys keys, yes, yeah, okay,
house keys. And there was one more thing in there
which she'll never get maybe, like was it like a
little bottle of alcohol you were smuggling like a little
thin one.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Was it's like lip gloss or something to touch up?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh? Actually no, they would have been four things because
I did have lip gloss in there.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay, great, they got that one as well then, so
still one more thing.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It was a pack of smokes, yep, my keys and
a cock ring. What is it?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Congree take it Caloway.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I was grabbing things on my way out, and then
I just it was in my bedside table and I
was like, oh, tall.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That got the ticket, They got my phone, the cockring?
Hang on, have you got the cock ring?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
What on earth did you need to take that to
the funniest thing was it was like it was one
of those sea through purses. So it was just completely
see through with a pack of cigarettes and cockring, the
glass and my house keys. But anyway, so I got
out of the uber. I just mentally made the decision
let it go, don't let this ruin to night. I'm
not gonna fucking get this back before going in, and
(13:38):
I'm not gonna let it ruin. I was with Dylan
in my friend's birthday and I was like, I'm just
not gonna like, I'm just gonna like compartmentalize. So I
just my phone, which I had my card and everything
and I could pay for drinks and shit. But I
was like, I have do deal with this tomorrow. But
then I realized but then one of my house makes
is in Melbourne and the other ones who is moving
out staying at.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh my god, Okay, sorry, I do you just mind?
We have to talk about it into drive into that
sorry continued in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Basically it got to like all time we got to
it was like midnight and then I think that was
when I messaged you and I was like, we're on
our way to puffed Off. So we went from hoard
End to puffed Off.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I had a bit of a meltdown because it kind
of hit me then that you had lost your bad
I lost my bag with my house keys and I
wouldn't be able to get in, and I was freaking
out because I was like, shit, like I didn't have
anything on the Sunday, but I just like I had
a lot on Monday, and so I was like, okay,
I just need I need to get in by at
least Sunday night, because I was because we went from
(14:34):
pufed Off and we also planned to go to Morning
Glory which opened at two am. So I had a
bit of meltdown going to puffed Off. But then I
was like, oh whatever. So we went back to Brandon.
It's about three am, had a shower, like washed our faces,
got changed. I got into a Spider Man outfits. I
changed my outfit.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh quick change.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Wednesday morning, glory were left about. I was about seven am, yeah,
I think, and then I was like, okay, time to
call it.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh, I think it's so grim.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I going to the sun was going up, and I
was like, I need to go. I had like a
I had a little stuffed dog in my arm that
I didn't know where it came from, where on a leash.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's in a bar. This like party is in a
club slash bar that's totally made of glass, yes, wall,
the walls are made and the ceiling I think, is
all made of glass. So at night it's so cool
and you can see out and all the buildings are
literally And then if you go to the like after
after party club thing that they have that usually starts
(15:29):
at like four am or five am, as the sun rises,
it comes beaming through the club.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Walls, beaming everyone.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's like the middle of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It's like so hot because the sun's beaming through and
I was in a full fucking Spider Man suit that
zipped up at the back, so I was like sweating.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
But then you also start to see everyone who have
been out since like nine pm the night before, and
you're like, everyone looks. Everyone looks bad. Not one person
still looks.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And I thought I was I thought we were so smart.
We went home, We showered redd our makeup and everything.
But I did not look in the mirror, probably because
I looked I had because Brandon did like a pink
liner on my eye. I looked like when the sun
was rising, I looked like I had pinker. I did
not waship anyway, long story short, I went I went
back to my friends after morning glory, and I was like, shit,
(16:23):
what do I do? I don't have my house keys,
my housemates all the way, like I need to sleep,
And so then I just messaged the Uber driver and
he was like, oh, yeah, I drop them off from
fifteen minutes away.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
That's so handy that with Uber, because I imagine if
you had a cab, like what do you do?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Call?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Like it's so hard.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, and lucky there was nothing in it that he
wanted to cockring.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
If you'd got the bag back and the cockring was missing,
you're like Ciggy's yeap keys. Yeah yeah, cocker hang on,
Oh cockring gone, Stephen, Oh my god, that's so funny.
If I tell you about my Saturday night, what happened
with the housemate that you were going to kick out
from last week? So well, last week I speak to us,
(17:04):
was you were going to go that day?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah? And yeah I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I didn't gonna your friend. Your housemate was going to
tell him he needs to leave because you didn't want
to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yes, well, so my housemate was starting to like kind
of give him the talk of like.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This is the remote housemate that's on workers. I'm and
in like all the rule or something.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, but he was back for a
few days and so we Yeah, he kind of gave
him the talk, but like in like the nice the
nice talk. He was like it was that good cop
bad crop. He was good cop. I didn't think. I
didn't think i'd have to be backup, but I did
have to come in and kind of be bad crop
because he was an understanding that like this was his notice,
Like this was like actually we were saying he does
have to move out was a warning. No he didn't
(17:45):
because we didn't say anything bad because we'd heard through
the other housemate that he was thinking of moving back
in with his X anyway, and so we were like,
so we've heard this, obviously we need someone long term.
This is this is the date we're thinking if this
is all good with you, like it's cool with us,
kind of like just trying to be all like fine,
and then he was like, oh, like I just don't
want to rush things. And then I was like, look, babe,
it's not an option. This is the date you're going
(18:06):
to go.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It was awkward what happened.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's fine. I'm just like I was just drying. I think, well,
because he's Dutch as well, I think it was a
bit of a language barrier situation. So I just kind
of conversations kind of petered out. But then we gave
him like a written a written notice. Oh but he's fine,
he was like, but, which he replied and he was
like all good, Like so fine, I've chatted with my ex.
(18:31):
I'm moving back in. I'll have all my stuff out
by next week.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And so is he gone? Not Yet's he gone next week.
Oh but that's more than a week. Is he messing
your around?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, it's three week to give three. We gave three
weeks notice. Oh okay, we gave two. We gave three
weeks verbal notice and then two weeks written notice.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, okay, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I love being a landlord. Landlord? Is that what I am? Now?
Bust bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, I'll probably go. So, don't think you're the landlord. Now,
I'm not the land Maybe you're like the slum like
the slum donk lord. What's it called because you're like
on the lease but you're renting out rooms to other
people and like it's a whole scheme. I think that's
called the slum lord.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's like slaying, subletting. Oh,
I mean that's the official term. But yeah, but on
the streets, you're a slum lord streets. Yeah, Dutch, it's
probably like, oh, I've got to pay my slum lord.
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Anyway, how's your Well?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It was good, Like I said, no costume costume, but
I did have the like awards night for my work,
which is the Radio Awards. It's kind of like the
logis but for radio, but no one cares unless you're
like in radio, and then again a lot of people
don't care about that as well, unless you're nominated. So
it was really fun as a good night. It's like
that thing where you just it's like school camp or no,
(19:55):
it's like going it's like the first day back of
school after the summer holidays. We haven't seen everyone for
ages a chad and like, it's so fun. And let
me tell you, there was some horrific outfits. Oh my god,
the men in the worst suits. Girls dressed up so badly.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
But then there were some people that looked amazing, like incredible,
and that's one of them. Say no. So I had
been trying four weeks to try and find something and
I had like a vision. I had like a look
book that in my phone of like things that I
wanted and they're like this is the most the dumbest, like,
oh sorry, how did it taste of coffee?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Coffee? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I like had a like vibe like a Pinterest fireboard
of like I wanted to be like kind of yeasy,
but kind of Kim Balenciaga, something sparkly like that kind
of vibe and I only wear like black, whine gray,
so like something silver or kind of black, and I
want to do like everywhere I was, I really wanted
something sequent, And then everywhere you look, I feel like,
unless you spend a lot of money on something sequent,
it looks cheap. So like, yes, if you buy something
(21:07):
from like no offense, like boohoo, it's gonna look like
sheen that's sequent, it looks cheap. But if you buy
something like expensive from like I don't know, I don't know,
like a designer, sequence, clothes never look cheap.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Do you know what I mean? And I listened to them.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, I didn't want to spend three thousand dollars on
a Gucci Well I did, but I was like I can't.
And so anyway, I ended up going like with two
hours before I had to be on the red carpet,
just had to look at all the suits in my
wardrobe and I had a black suit and I was like, great,
let me go and find a little top to tisz
it with. And I found this like Heaven, like it's
kind of kind of silky, but it wasn't silk like
black top at Zara. Heaven Heaven and oh my god,
(21:47):
the weirdest thing as well. So I bought a white
one and a black one because I was like, oh,
come see what see what fits when I get home.
And I got home and I was trying them in
my house and it goes, oh, you got the Zara
And I was like, yeah, yeah, he goes be careful
because I bought a shirt from there the other day
and I had a huge makeup stain on the collar
and so I had to take it back and I
was like, oh, no, I mine doesn't have that. And
then I went into my room, put on the white shirt,
picked it up. It had a huge makeup late on
(22:07):
the collar. So we both bought the same shirt. How
wed is that? Oh isn't that strange?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
That is weird. I just had someone tried it on
and like they both had makeup on.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well no, because I showed him. He was like, that's
the exact same one. So he'd taken it back. They'd
put it back on.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
The shelf and you came in right afterwards, and.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Then I bought it like two days later or whatever,
the same one. Anyway, So I decided I ended up
going with the black and I remember remember we went
to the Drag Race down Under opening night, like I
don't know a couple months ago, and David Campbell was
hosting it, yes, and he had like this kind of
beetlejuice put Instead of white and black, it was black
(22:45):
and orange, I think. But what I loved was he
had these like silver kind of diamonty rhinestone brooches on
like a cluster. Do you remember that? And on the
night I was like, oh, that's heaven. I went there.
I bet yah, sex means I don't know where I
got them from. So DM him and I was like,
the brooches are Heaven. Where are they'm from? And he
just messaged me back like straight away and was like, ah,
(23:07):
down my style has just got them. They're just from
Levisa and with the ear rings and we just pinned
them in and I was like, that's genius. So for
months I've just it's been in the back of my mind.
And I decided on the way back, literally with like
two hours, like to be on the red carp and
I was like, I'm gonna get some Lavsa earrings and
just pin them in and pretend they're approach and everyone
commented on how good they look.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Oh my god, I was like.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh, thanks, yeah. Yeah. Luckily no one asked what they
were from, yeah, because I wouldn't. I don't even know
what I would have said. But I had like these
two like like dangly like kind of chandelier vibes, like
long right long that I pinned on like jaunty angles,
like one up and one down heaven. And then I
got these like diamond circular like the size of like
(23:51):
a twenty cent coin with lots of little different rhyinestones
on it. I'm saying diamond like a Tiffany. There were rhyanstone.
They made a plastic and pinned that next to it, so.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It just look just looked amazing, so good, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Was like, thanks David Campbell. I wonder if I show
a message and be like, I used your hat. What's
his stuf?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, I photo to him.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, but anyway, it looked so good. And I was
like ear rings, I know.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, a little bit of a visa. I was to
get something to go with my app for as well,
but time went for today, No.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
For I mean Halloween, Yeah, for halloweenyeah, no, yeah, surely
people still from Levisa, do you think because they have
all the drum just out. There's no like bark.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I've never been to the visa. I'm not too sure.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh but they have like just everything's just out like
there's just on a like rings.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
And stuff fromsa.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
No, no, never, I've never sold anything, but like I
I not even do. I'm like, I do everything legit
on the scanners at the supermarkets because I just feel bad.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh same, and Karma's a bitch and she knows where
you're living.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I agree, But I know so many people that
are like, oh no, I do scaled you as.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, And I don't get it, Like I think one
of the main things in life is not to steal.
Like in my mind it's I would just be don't
kill people.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know, but yeah, I'm sure like people. They
would must lose so much money. Especially think of all
those little like fourteen year old kids that are going
into like steal a ring. True, it will be so
easy just popping in your thing that don't have like
like security tags on them.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What they're rings like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
They're not a security like, they're not like security.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think I think I've been in I'm thinking like
Collette and they've got the same thing put all the
little tags on them.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Some of them come on like a piece of cardboard.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But like, anyway, we will do it. We'll go into
the visa and we'll do like a visa hole. Yeah,
we'll get a bunch of stuff and we'll pay for it.
We won't do it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, oh my god, No, I couldn't. I would die.
I would be something about I wo'd be nervous. We're
gonna get caught and then banned from all the visa stores.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Ever, how could we couldn't? Could not happen? Anyway, We
better take a break. But when we come back, I
want to chat to you. I've got a predicament and
it involves the races.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, all right, we'll turn about next night. Yes, got
So Today is November first, depending on when you're listening
to this. Today in Australia is Melbourne Cup Day, which
is like a big famous like horse race day. It's
like in the spring racing calendar, and it's like past
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like a couple of years especially, has been a lot
of drama around it because of the way that, like
in the racing industry, horses are treated and put down
and blah blah blah and there's a saying that is
very famous at the moment that's like social media thing.
It's called nup to the Cup. So you're saying nut
to the Cup because if you don't live in Australia,
(26:39):
you won't understand. The whole country shuts down at three pm. Schools,
workplaces like cafes, everyone watches the Melbourne Cup, which goes
like three minutes at three o'clock. I'm like, did you
still do that in school?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No? No, I did not realize that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, at school, I remember they would stop at three
o'clock and we would.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I watched Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, and the bell would go three fifteen, so we
just leave straight off a minute early mark. But like
it's a big deal, and I definitely say not to
the Cup, Like I don't believe in it. I'm vegan,
Like I'm totally against animal like cruelty and yes, and
the races. It's definitely like it's it's I think in
twenty twenty two, it's a questionable thing for people to
(27:23):
be going to And that's what you've got an issue with,
is that? Right?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well, I don't have an issue with that. I think
I'm I'm pro that I'm I'm I'm I'm also up
to the Cup. Yeah, and I've been, I've I've put
a thing on my Instagram in I know it kind
of I wasn't that educated on the topic, but educated
enough to go, okay, well I didn't need to be
going to the races exactly, and so I did a
little post like maybe three or four years ago, I
don't know, I think three years ago, and I just
(27:46):
said it was me on my back and you with
a wine glass saying and the captain was not the Cup.
I didn't think through it too much.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Got I'm in a predicament because I so it was
part of like this new show I'm on the Challenge Yes,
which is out November fourteenth, Monday. Obviously it's very exciting,
but there's like a there's like a Channel ten paramount
plus ten at the races. So they reached out and
they were like, we've got these two different race days
(28:14):
next week. My manager called me and she was like,
the Channel ten of us to come to this. They
really want you to go. And I was like, well,
I'm I've said not to the Cup and I and
I don't know a whole lot about it, but I'm
not for animal to animal animal.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
A lot about it. If you just all you need
to know exactly they don't treat horses well exactly, so
you don't have to feel like you need to go.
You don't need to know a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So I said no, yeah, and then they put they
came back, They pushed back, and they said, well, there's
this third Well basically I didn't even we didn't. I
don't think we relaid that. I think my manager just
said I've had prior commitments or something like that. They
pushed back and they said, okay, well what about the Saturday.
We really want Jack to come, And so like I've
just I don't know, I mean a predicament. I've basically
I've said yes, and I just I don't know. It's
(28:59):
a I don't I'm not going to go. I'm not
I'm going to go. I'm not going to bet. I
know I'm going to get fucking dragged with the mud
for some influencers are probably going to come for the jugular,
But like it's just it's one of those things where like,
I don't know, do you think as a vegan, as
someone that is against it, how do you feel about
and me and my friend, how do you feel about
me saying yes to going not betting, not being for
(29:22):
horse racing, but kind of just going for the free
food and booth. If I was in I know that
still supporting the situation, and I do. I don't know.
I just feel a bit like conflicted because like it's
a hard industry to be and like you've got to
go to these things and hustle and network and show
face even though yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm just
trying to be honest here, Like I'm just totally and
(29:42):
I'm a bit scared because I feel like when someone's
going to come for a lot of people are going
to come for me.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean, look for the three people that are going
to come for you, there's going to be one hundred
that will not even think twice about it. Which I
don't need.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
People to support like the fact that I'm going, But like.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I think like if it was me personally, I tell
me to do it, But I have been like I'm
very vocal about like being vegan and like not supporting
that sort of thing. Yes, so for me that would
definitely be It sounds so lame, but like off brand
for me, not that I have a brand, but like
it would be off brand for me to go, and
(30:21):
I wouldn't go, Like I would just feel so bad.
I just wouldn't go anyway if it was part of
a like deal or like a contract, or if it
was like a friends but even if it was like
my friend's dying wish for me to go, I would
take you. Sorry, No, I'll just meet you by your
bedside table, I mean by your deathbed. Like it's really I'm.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Sound a great close, Yeah, for.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Sure, and I would like I understand that it's for you, mate,
it's like something you have to do.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It's but that's not it's not something I have to
It's not like right, it's not like I'm going to
get sent to legal note if I don't go, Like
it's not And I'm pretty sure other people that are
on the show have said no for this same reason.
There's some people that have said yes, and I'm just yeah,
I have said yes, and I'm conflicted. But I'm just
trying to be honest about it because i know I'm
going to get backlash. I know that article is going
(31:08):
to come up for that with the post thirty years
ago saying up to the cup. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I think, I mean, if you are going to go,
like what you've said, the best thing you can do
is like go and not beat not bad horse, don't
even look at a horse, which when people go to
the races most people don't anyway, most people are just
(31:32):
getting blind in the bird cage and vomiting in the toilets.
But yeah, I think like if you if you are
going to go, which is like I'm not dodging you,
you go, Yeah, but yeah, like just do a couple
of photos, eat some free food some.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well, like maybe I won't post on social media about it,
just to not promote it. Yeah, I don't think. I
don't think I have to. I don't. I don't think
that's part of it. But yeah, I'm just thinking I'll
just go Showface Network a bit and I get to
see some of my friends from the show as well,
which I'm looking forward to. But yeah, maybe I just
won't from I don't know. I just yeah, I have
a bit of anxiety because I know I'm going to
get attacked for it, and I know and I know
(32:11):
that they're in the right that thing. I'm not like,
I'm not like the cup. But it's just yeah, just
in a bit of a sticky situation. But I put
myself in it, so well, that's what it is. People
are going to question my integrity. I'm questioning my inte
to be honest.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Look, you have to do what's right for you and
for you is right to go and show face and
do that for your career, then that's what you've got
to do. Yeah, you know, yeah, I can't believe you're
back on the dark and fabing and you're back on
the dark.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
No, I'm not back on the darts. Oh shit, what's that?
That's my alarm told me I need to have a dark. No.
The thing is because I didn't even have any of
the cigarettes because I've lost my bag and so now
I've got a fresh pack of segarette for the week.
I know it's bad because I would have finished them
that night, a whole pack. Yeah, it's bad when i'm
(33:10):
when i'm if i'm drinking, i'm smoking cigarette. So now
I just went them very quickly. But also in my mind,
I'm like waited to go.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
What about your voice? You want your beautiful voice off people?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Or you know what? Over the years, people come out
to me and like smokers areas of like bars and
clubs and stuff, and they're like, what about your voice?
And I'm like, yes, my voice, not your voice. Fuck off,
don't have an opinion on my voice.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Maybe were you on the same season of Massingers Macy Gray?
I think, yeah, yeah, you get up Sunday like her.
It's Macy Gray.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't smoke on the way.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Other way around, it's Maacy Great, and then you take
it up.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Anyway. Anyway. I'm just trying to get through them. So
they're gone now.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
The challenge is just a couple of weeks away. Like
you said, can you tell us anything else about it?
Do you win?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I can't say anything. I got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
That was an awkward laugh. I think you win.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm not saying a thing. Not saying a thing.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay, let me just ask one question about it. Did
you get any free time to go shopping while you're
in Argentina?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Did you get diarrhea while you're in Argentina?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I did clock up, clock up, clog up the hotel toilet,
but it wasn't from diarrhea. Oh yeah, I just think
your meantal like put the tissues in the bin. I
don't know. There's something that happened. Oh no, it was
makeup wife in the toilet. I know, yeah, clog the
toilet up. But anyway, that's all I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, Well, are you ready fore, Dear Doll?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I am. I'm excited for doll.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
So this is where you can send us a message
if you need help with something, or you need like
advice on something going on in your life or whatever,
and we'll give you our free advice. Don't need to
site the Medicare card no like expensive therapist payment, We'll
just do it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We do accept private health insurance.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So yeah, yeah, so at Haydol pod on Instagram if
you want to send us a little DM with a message.
So this one is out. And by the way, you
say anonymous like on the pod, I can see who
you are, but I won't do right, Yeah, that's the
thing on profile judge. All right, ready, this one starts
Dear Dolls, I fucked up bad. My friend is a
(35:33):
straight boy and we've been best mate since we were
five years old and now we are twenty two. That's
pretty long. Are you friends with then? When you were
friends with from when you were little no, no me either.
I'm gay. His brother is also gay, but no one knows.
The only reason I know is because we hooked up
the other week, and I don't want to tell my
best mate because he'll be mad. I've known his brother
(35:55):
since he was basically a baby, but he's now eighteen?
What should I do? Do I tell my friend or
leave it as a secret? How wrong is this person
twenty two right and hooked up with his best friend's
younger brother who just turned eating right?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What does he do? What does he tell him or
is he asking whether he should tell him or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What should I do? Do I tell my friend or
leave it as a secret?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, it depends what his brother wants to do. You
don't out him.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
No exactly, but also depends like was it just like
a one night stand? Or you do you like like
each other? Do you want to stay dating?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Was it just like there's so many variables?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, you go first?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Well, I think like, obviously, if he's not out and
the other guy doesn't want to say anything, do not
say anything. Not your place to say anything, point blank, period.
So I feel like that's the answer. I think like
aware situation out of it with this.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I know, but I think he's saying he feels bad
that he hooked up with his best friend's brother and
the brother doesn't know it. Right, Yeah, I think that's right.
Un till the brother.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
They're both legal age. It's not like there's anything shady
going on. Yeah, it's just it's people have told me
over their own bodies.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yes, sairs, Yeah, I think I think. Yeah, until unless
your friend's brother wants to say anything, until he comes out,
then no, you can't.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Say you can't say anything because it's not your place
to it. You're right, Jack, it's not at all.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
But if he doesn't want to say something, then.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Well if that, yeah, yeah exactly, maybe you have got
to ask him and say, like, what's the deal. He
might not be ready to come out. Yeah, he might don't. Yeah,
maybe he's not even good. Maybe he's just experimenting.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Exactly exactly is the guy is the other? Is the
brother gay?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Straight? Straight?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
But my best friend is a straight boy?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So yeah, but the brother, the younger brother is so
well maybe it is just chill out. Yeah, but then
but then if you start dating, then like then you
definitely would need to tell the brother your best friend,
that's the yeah for sure. Yeah, because then it would
get awkward. You have to be honest with that, otherwise
that would be too weird.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Amazing, Well, that was easy.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
It would be so knowledgeable.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I don't know. How do we do it our minds?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I mean, like, I'm pretty smart. I did you nine twice, so.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Did you finish high school? No?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I dropped out in your known.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
How far through look at the end?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
No, No, because it's like a GT ed and I
was like, piece that bitches, I'm rich. Anyway, on that note,
should we go?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm going make sure you like subscribe and give us
a five star race message.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Send a dear doll, send us a dear doll. I'd
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Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, we love to hear from you, guys. I love
when you respond.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's fun. It makes us feel like people listen.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, Now, because the challenge on, I want to organize
one of your besties from the show to come on.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I know, so who.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Would you like because we're gonna have them on next week.
There's there's like a four hundred cast members from well
we'll work.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
It out aicon we have whoever likes someone that gets out.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well before the launch, Like we're gonna we show something
before the launch, so we don't we're not going to
know who gets out well. I don't know obviously, you know,
but like, who like is your favorite person on the
whole cast that that you would want to have on
to promote the show before it even starts? Do you
want to read out the list? Do you remember everyone?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Now? I remember a.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Lot of people on it. Let me just remind everyone
who's on it. So it's a lot of like Australian stars.
I'm gonna read out the ones we know. Ryan Gallagher
from Maths twenty eight years ago, Conrad from The Bachelor,
Jack Vigeon, grant Craft from Love Island, David from I'm
a Celeb with hearing from Bachelorette, Ye Blurting from Who
(40:00):
was the Bachelorette? Who else? Oh there's two Brooks? How confusing? Oh?
Cyrel from Maths, Jessica Seabomb the Funniest last name Ever,
the Sea Bomb, and Susan Mattesi, who I'm obsessed with
because I see Suzanne is it? Suzanne?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Don't get a twist. I thought it was iconic.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I see her at every red carpet. She don't know
who she is, don't worry, but she she's just so fabulous.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
She's just one of somewhere. She is just wonderful. But
she's she's so sweet as well.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Like she I just at the opening night of six
the Musical a couple of months ago. She was like
a couple of people in front of me in the
red carpet, like photo wall line, and it was still
winter at this time, and she had this huge, big
like long coat on, like an inspector gadget coat. And
I remember watching her thinking, because she wears very extravagant
(40:54):
like the other night, like last week last week the
Cinderella met hers dress like literally the Cinderella dress.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
And she starts she was walking through the aisle and
she friend was carrying her train behind her, and she
she was on the other side of the on the
the theater, and she was walking through the aisle hitting
people in the face where.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
They love to take me. But at sixty Musicals, she
had this inspector gadget coat on. As soon as she
got inside because it was remember it was winter, she
like dropped it. And you know how sometimes in a
musical they'll do a reveal quick change on stage and
it's like they did it in Cinderella. It goes from
the peasant dress. And how it works is like the
it's actually two dresses, and they the other dresses underneath,
(41:37):
and they unhook something from the shoulder, for example, and
the actress flings it down and it's weighted and so
all the material kind of turns itself inside out. That's
how it works. And so she basically did this at
six of the musical career. She just kind of somehow
dropped the coat all of a sudden, all this like
iridescent material just like dropped out and flowed down, and
(41:59):
like the theater was on a bit of a hill,
the entry to kind of roll down the hill, And
I was like, how old did she do that? Icon?
Speaker 1 (42:06):
She's she's an icon, the Anadelby of Sydney.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Not that she's scamming anyone, She's not scamming.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Anything, you know what I mean? But she would she
would I think she would find that funny. I hope,
I hope she does.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I think she would find that funny. I see her everywhere, she.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is, everywhere, she is she will not miss anything. She
goes to the opening of a numberlope, which I love.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Do you know what I got invited to today Assault's birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Assaults brand? Is being your birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I love. I love how an event can just be
for anything.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
For anything, like I'm going to go to Assault many
events at the moment, and I was just saying you
before we start recording, I just don't have enough clothes.
I know it's hard, isn't it, Sam Michael.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Anyway, I'm going to the Salt's birthday party one hundred
and forty years old.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
This sult We'll enjoy that.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Wait, should we try and get Suzanne MATTESSI come on,
all right, great, thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Well, we'll see you next Tuesday. I almost missed it, Yes, bitch,
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