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October 11, 2022 32 mins

We’re getting Hey Doll MERCH! (Maybe).

Jack was on Sunrise last week and name dropped the pod! Hear how he TOTALLY embarrassed Sam Mac on live TV! 

PLUS we’re joining Only Fans, AND Jack was rushed to hospital with a swollen %#*&$! Listen NOW and enjoy dolls x

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some website. Yes, bitch, you will have
some card plums.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes, bitch, look nice sign, Yes bitch. Yes, Hey die,
I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm good. I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm dying that you're again. Your poor mum is sitting
outside in the car while we record this. You almost
use her like an uber and it's so funny. This
is the second time, and I think it's the third. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure that she just says. I'm like, did
she could come up have a coffee?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
She did not say that.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I said, does she want to come and have a drink?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, well, no, she's having a free at the coffee
club because we've got we've got family dinner tonight. My
uncle's moving Queensland or something, and so we're doing like
a farewell dinner. And Mum was like, oh, come in early,
I'll take you to the podcast. And I'm gonna say, no,
I'm not getting that fucking train again.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I know every time you catch uppy transport it's a disaster.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
A disaster. It's not happening anymore. I've had a bit
of anxiety as well the last few days. I'm okay,
I'm just it's just come out of nowhere. But you
know what, I've realized. I think I've realized what it's from.
I've when I went to rehab a couple of years ago,
they put me onto these like sleeping tablets and I
take like a very low, like a twenty five milligram
amount of this tablet sleeping tablet, sleeping tablet, and low doses.

(01:19):
It's for sleep, high doses. It's an anti psychotic, and
it's yeah, I think it's got like the short what's
it called, Like the short releases for sleep, but like
long or slow release it helps anxiety, right, And I'm
now tonight will be night four, not taking because I'm
trying to. By the way, i think it's almost been
three weeks no drinking. Oh wow, I know, but it

(01:41):
plays part of that. I'm trying to just like freshen
up my life and my nervous system and everything, and
I'm just trying to get off everything. I'm still vaping,
but that's next. But yeah, I think that's taken a
toll of me, just because it's a few days of
coming off this medication.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
So I think I've pinned them for all.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Why, Yeah, especially if I've been on an off it
for two years, so I think I've pinpointed. But yeah,
I've just had a bit anxiety. But yeah, it was
nice getting the call from them being like, I'll come
and pick you up because the thought of that train
gives me anxiety.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh my god, I have to catch a train every day.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh I don't know how you do it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's kill O my god. That would be funny to
get like T shirts made about like you getting seeing
pool on the trains or something. What did you say
when we got the p when you saw the pool?
There was like there was pooh on the chair. Can
imagine that on a T shirt? I might buy that, actually, haven't.
We had quite a few dms about people asking for me.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, well there was. I think we should do one. Well,
I think we should do a few different T shirts,
but one that says it gives me the shits because
I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You said that all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I do. But you know what I've I was talking
to my friend last night who hadn't I don't think
you'd listened to the pod before, but you listened to
it and he's like you're so He's like, you're such
a bogun. I didn't realize you. Yeah, and I am
and I'm just realizing it. And I feel like I've
circled back. I like grew up saying all these sayings,
and then did you kind of like I don't know,
especially I think being a queer person you kind of

(03:03):
like try and become more fabulous than whatever, and you
try and forget all those sayings that you grew up
hearing and your parents sang whatever. And I've circled back
and I've just started saying the morning, I've just become
a boken Do you know what that bog and chic
is my thing? Yeah, I've decided that you're going to
add the shake in there.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It gives me. The ships would be funny on a
T shirt or like what's like something involving pooh.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well. Someone else was the Repared and they were like, well,
in England this means you've got gastro.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh well, yeah, that means that here too. Actually, no,
that would just mean you're pissed off. I think here
we would take the runs, the runs, yeah, the runs. Yeah,
it gives me. The ships would be funny. What else
can we get? What else we say? Oh, obviously we
get like hey dol.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey dol, we could get like I think anything you say,
we could put it on a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, okay, well should we do merch? We'll do a
poll on Instagram. We don't want should we do merch? Yeah,
it's just expensive to make, I think.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
But I would want to do like nice T shirts.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Like oh yeah, like we're doing like yeasy quality.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
We're not doing like okay, well not, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
We're not doing like yucky brand. What's that brand? Oh
my god, a T shirt or something. No, no, it's
like they do everyone's like tour T shirts. It's a
guild and all the worst qualities, Oh my god, and
they shrink after one wash and then you put them
in the dryer and all of a sudden to me drift.
But I love a good merge of its chic like.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I saw it good. I was like a nice areana
grande merch situation. Actually I was in hospital. I wanted
to talk about this anyway I was. I was in hospital. Okay,
I am okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Grande merch at the hospital. The hospital, it was actually.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Quite a good hospital experience in Vineae, and it just
was very quick and what happened?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Why are we there?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, okay, so I pulled my back. Well, I was
doing this like I've been trying to do like a
it's called they called hit classes. Hi. I t oh,
yeah every day before Halloween because I've got this lack.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Halloween.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I was doing this class and I
was doing dead lift, which.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I feel like just shouldn't be in a hit class.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
But anyway, I picked up the thing I wasn't bracing properly,
pulled my back. Yeah, not good, I heard a part.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, so massively.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Anyway, I went to sleep work up the next morning.
Back was not good, but also my ball sack was
also feeling a bit tender, and then I felt like
I all connected. Well okay, So then and then I
was having to pee a lot more than normal and
I was having dizzy selves. And so then I called
my housemate who's actually in Ilic Springs at the moment
on like a rural contract. Yes, he was like, you

(05:36):
need to go to the emergency room. He was like
you might have had a twisted testicle. I know, and
so I go there. I did go to the emergency
room because I was like, not on my watch? Did
you like rush there, or were you like I packed
a bag. No, I packed up, I had a shower,
packed a bag like looked cute. Yeah, I went to
the emergency room a whole bunch of like that. It
was all they rushed, not rushed me in, but like

(05:56):
it was all quite quick.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
But I've got a celebrity with a twisted quick Michelle,
We've got a fad paste out with a twisted testicle
gives and sweet ready.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, it was a lovely man who had to look
at my ball sack and.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, how embarrassing I would die.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I didn't mind. I quite enjoyed it didn't. Ultrasounded a
bunch of tests, we test blood tests everything.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Like wait, sorry, so did you have to pull your
pants down? And he like played with it.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, And they had a second another guy for a
second opinion, or were you embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Or we like, oh my god, I would have died anyway,
So sorry second opinion, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Second opinion. Anyway, it started hurting a little bit more.
They're like, okay, we'll just do an ultrasound just to
be safe. So this lady's ultrasounding my balls for like
twenty minutes. Come back out anyway, Long story short, it's
a it's they think it's an sdi.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh, I know, God, So what happened to the back?
But I haven't been having sex a lot lately, so
I don't really know, like what how sometimes they lay
dormant that's.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
What That's what they said. They were like, but I
have been checked, so I don't know. Maybe they missed something,
but they yeah, they said it could be something that's
like dormant. But anyway, they gave me like a big
shot of through micon in the ars and two tablets
and it's fine now.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So but what was the back issue or they don't know,
so they said.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
If they thought it was unrelated, I know, so they
got the back happened, which my back is fine now. Weirdly,
and I haven't even seen the physio.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
He's really good. It's Brazilian. But you know, it's so
weird that I realize the other day randomly, my chiropractor
is Brazilian, my personal trainer is Brazilian, and my barber
is Brazilian. Everyone that I paid for to do something
to me every week is Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Saying something, isn't it. I just realized that I do
love a Brazilian man, I've got to mention that one
not was like twice the other.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh, that would have been so stressful.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I didn't even realize that.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
How did you get to the hospital normal? Did you
like catch an uba? Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay? The hospital them?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh right. I had to go to the hospital for
years ago because I had men inja cockle or meningitis
or something. I can't remember your cockle maybe it was
meningitis there me ninja cockle does sound the olden day,
doesn't it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Anyway, I like, I think you die from that.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't know. I was very close to dying.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And I had been really sick for like a week,
and then I was like, okay, I finally have to
go to the hospital. And I don't know why, but
I decided to walk there and it was like an
hour walk and I could barely move. I don't know
why I decided to walk there.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I don't know. And then anyway, I didn't realize did
you obviously you know now? But like, did you know
the hospital's free? Like I didn't know that. Yes, I
didn't know that, And so when I got there, I
was like worried about how much it was going to cost.
I just wanted to get like in.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And out the beauty of Australia.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I didn't know that it was free obviously, like some
things aren't free, but like just to go in and
like get checked. And I think I was there for
like two days or something. That's fabulous. I had no
idea that it was free, and they were like wanting
me to stay for it for more days and I
was like, no, no, I'm fine, I've got I'll go home.
And I was not fine, I definitely should say, But
then I was like waiting for the bill that was
gonna be like thousands of dollars in the mouth, and
then nothing ever came. They called my mom and I

(09:09):
was like, when they send the hospitals.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Frambulences or something that cost, I think they're like a
few hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
But yeah, there's all these like words that I picked
up that now I use all the time. I'm like,
how do I ever get by before in my life
without using the word like a triage, Like oh.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, I know exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I like the waiting room basically reception.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Now I thought the exact same thing actually when I
was there the other day I was like that such
a chic.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Word, isn't it. And then they're like, we've got to
get this patient up to you, and I was like,
WHAT'SM I think it sends for emergency medical unit. I
think okay, but they have all these like words and acronyms.
I'm like, oh my god's so glam How did I
not know about this before? Now I use them all
the time, do you? I mean not, Let's get the merched.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I got to be patient ship anyway, So that's why
I that's why I was in hospital. Unrelated to my
back ballsack was swollen. It's back to normal now.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Was this drama before or after? You did a great
plug on Sunrise for the podcast fuck you with that? No,
I'm not being silly. I'm being serious.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Though it was terrible. It wasn't terrible. It was just hysterical.
It was I just I don't know. I don't have
a full night.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Were you on Sunrise? Because I was at work and
just looked up and there you were, and I was like, well, I.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Was in hospital and my manager called me. They're like,
Sunrise want to get you on because there's got talent
coming back, and oh yeah, and obviously that was what
my first did, and I was like, yeah, well look
I'll be there, even if I'm in a wheelchair, I'll
do it all good. But anyway, it was just I
looked like I just come off a bender, which I hadn't,
because I know.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You looked good. You're in the all white out.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I just mean the way I was answering the questions
like I just know you.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Because it was great. You had the Balenciaga bag and
you had it. You look like you're off for a
night at the club. And then there's Sam Mack and
it was like, my favorite part is actually if you
didn't see it, I don't want to ruin it. Let's
play it. One hundred thousand dollars prize money? Was that
how much you won when you were fourteen?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's a bit more, to be honest, just get that question.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Hundreds of change in TV whatever? Do you remember what
you spent the money on?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Probably all the wrong things.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, cool, we'll keep moving there. Hey, let's talk about
your podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
You've got a podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Tell me about that.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I do, I do, I've got Hey doo. It's with
Tom Wadako, who works at Kiss and he's a fabulous
friend of mine, and yet's with iHeart and we just
talk a whole bunch of crap, tell.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
A bunch of our life stories.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And try and have some guests on and have some
meaningful conversations.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
About my weather segments. Oh my god. Firstly, I don't
even know whether the part where you realize the shadiness
of that you got two and a half times more
money and you can't start loving and Sam mags like,
I know, so funny, I know what was gonna laugh?

(12:00):
What am I meant to say to that?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Because he said because and all those people, mind you,
all those people that were behind me are all people
that are on the show now and who were in
the season running to win one hundred grand I.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Can remember exactly what you spent your winnings on. You
bought a very expensive suit and jews from was it
Amani Hugo? Boss?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I can't remember going there again.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
If you want to find out it was like in
the episode one or two of season one, go back
and have a listener.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I didn't spin two hundred and fifty k on.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
No suit that was like ten k. But yeah, so
what so was that I bought my mama car?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh? Did you about sixty grand?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Was that the whole segment? Did they cut parts out?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think I cut because I was answering more questions.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Weirdly, what else did they ask you?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh? They asked me to sing, and so I sang
like what I sang on shows time for my edition
like years ago?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
What was the song?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I have nothing but Winnie Houston?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Can you give us a little and.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Life before? Because I'll never change on my colors oil.
There you go.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I have nothing nothing, I'll.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Just leave it to you. Well, thank you for giving
us a plug on Sunrise.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I know, I know, well that was part of the deal.
I was like, I'll come on and frecking plug the
podcast marketing power.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh now there'll be lots of people listening. We'll definitely
need to get merch.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You put on your Instagram the other day a Q
and a box of like people like, what should we
talk about on the podcast?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I did because we liked it. How I did it?
I did it like two hours ago.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Wait, I swear I saw that the other day. To me,
because I get up so early, this morning feels like
two days ago. So maybe that's why.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's literally just two hours ago?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Did you get any like good? I got a few sponsors?
A look, because I like when we have people like
on that are like asking a question. Okay, just why
don't hear quite a few?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
There's a few.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, so why didn't you just go through the one
by one and then all you'll out stop when we
answer when we when we should answer one of them?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Okay, okay, go first? One is I love your going
out stories? What I have no idea?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Next?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
The biggest d and the biggest regret in life and
the best choices you feel you've metal of them all
too hard?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Next?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay, sex toys. I don't know if that's a question
or it's got an inclamation mark. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Didn't you ask what should we talk about? Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay, sex toys. We've done that.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
We did that last week. I'll go on this an
episode last week.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Next someone else said a Q and A that's.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
What we're doing now, but A sending your questions.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Cyrel sent one in as you're on the challenge together,
but you won't coming do you won't relate to this
because you don't watch housewives. It was a housewives question,
question your house was Beverly Hills segment. Can we discuss
Lisa going overboard with being shook?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
No? Next? Oh, by the way, no, I tell you what.
I did see the trailer for the reunion that's coming out.
Did you see his wig? Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
It looks so I didn't realize who it was at
first because everyone's used to seeing her with the short
hair and she got this long long long.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is she's really pushing it with the drama, but lack,
I do love the wigs. Next question, should I bear
back my second cousin? He is hot sun? Yes, so
we're doing this question, but finish it. Okay, he is
hot and hung and gay too.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Wait, so what's a second cousin? Do you understand?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I don't really say you have your first cousin and
second cousin. Okay, so your second cousin. So I do
have a second cousin. Who is my dad's cousin? And
so yeah, that's my second cousin. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So it's not your okay, So it's like a cousin
that's not your direct cousin at someone else's cousins they
were later, but.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Your parents cousin. I think I think that's what it is,
her parents or your aunti's cousin. I don't really know.
That's so confused, but I don't I would just go
with no, just to be safe, I don't know, or
just do it.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know, just do it.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I just is not. I don't really want to answer
this question.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And I will do it yolo, right if you If
you're into that, go for it. No one's here to
kink shame.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I was gonna say I use protection, but they specifically
said bare back. So his second cousin. I mean, if
it was your cousin, I would say.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Make sure you're on prep and get to check up afterwards.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yes, exactly, what's what you want to do? You go
for it? All right?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Next question question?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay, the Mask singer. Please talk about the Mast singer. Well,
you were on it like five years ago.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
We got it last year. Yes, what's with you in time?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I have the worst perception of time.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Anyway, There's not a whole lot to talk about with that.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
We've talked about that that was in season one two.
Go back and listen.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Thank you so much, paid really good. Oh, this is
interesting relationships with people who stuffer from bipolar disorder. We
could get a guest on that that not really across that. No,
I'm not cross.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I would like.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
To get it to discuss that topic. Would be good
to get someone on who's are expertise or something. Yeah, okay,
a psychologist or yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I could ask my therapist. Except she's been away for
a month on some lesbian hike in Canada.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, is it specifically for lesbians?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Well, I don't know, and I'm not even sure she
is a lesbian. I think she is, okay, And she
went away for a month to Canada to just do hiking.
And that's great.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean she's a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes, it does month hiking Canada and at Mardi Grass
always with the purple streaks in her hair. So purple
is a United Lesbians color, International lesbians color something like that. Yeah,
but she's a lovely girl. I love her. Yeah anywayous,
So what was the question? Oh, we were going to
ask her just back from a month long bloody.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Hold because I made I would be interested in getting
someone's experience with that.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Anyway, what's the next question?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, I won't do it. I'll do one more. It's
actually from a friend. It's from a friend who, like,
I had a threesome with, and he wrote his friend
with this friend yeah, and they wrote, how'd you get
that leg scar?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Do you have this leg scar?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I got this?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh that's tiny kit of deep though. Well have you
got a turn on?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh wow, great tanned. It's like one of those scars
that's healed, but it looks like it was very it
was deep. Oh my god, what happened?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's taken a while to like get to this point,
but he.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Did it happen during the three What happened?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I don't when not even say this. I don't do anyway. Yeah,
I was just having a threesome and this I'm so,
I'm friends with this person. The other person friendly with, like,
I don't know them that well, but I think they
had like a toolbox or something at the end of
their bed. And as I don't know what was I

(18:52):
don't know what, I just stepped off the bed for
a second and I completely slashed my shin on this
edge of this toolbox because.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
It's kind of on your shin on the shin, yeah, yes,
kind of between the knee and like the ankle.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
And blood just started gushing everywhere and it was it
was like Texas Chainsaw Masco. It was a crime scene.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Or anything that's kind of on the bone.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, I don't know if it well I don't. I'm
not sure I did. I did not look at it.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
But he had no fucking.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Manager's band aid nothing. So I had to get a
bunch of toilet paper and and what's that gray tape?
Using that the garage tape and I had to get
toilet paper and dumb tape, Oh my god, and then
rush home.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
He didn't eve get to finish.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, but no, it was it was it was. It
was yeah, not good, Oh my god, I know. So
yeah again, No, I didn't go to hospital. It wasn't
like it was pretty deep. But no, pun intended.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Well, well, wrapping up those questions, wrapping up those questions
and moving on to new questions. Before we do that,
we're going to take a quick break. We'll ride back, yes, bitch, okay,
So we are starting a brand new segment.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
We are.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's called Dear Doll, Dolly Magazine. Yes, Dolly magazine. They
would always do like Dolly doctor and like Dear Dolly
and stuff like that. Well we've ripped that off. Dolly
Magazine doesn't exist anymore. We're doing dear doll because we're
a hey doll. So you can write us in like
a question about if you need like advice on something,
or you have like a question about life or relationships whatever,

(20:29):
and we're gonna give anything advice. Between us, We've been
through a lot of therapy, so I'm full of good advice. Yes,
And now I do this thing where I put like
the therapy filter on stuff and I don't even realize
that I do it.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
What do you mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I can't I can't think of an example right now,
but I like, I just put the therapy lens on everything.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And then yeah, for sure, like you know, I don't
know do once you do a lot of therapy, just
that's just how you kind of start navigating life.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, exactly. And then sometimes I'll like think, I'll be
like and I'll tell my therapist the next week, I'm like,
guess what I did during the week, Like this is
a lesbian hiking therapist that's in therapist for a month. Yeah,
So you can dam us on Instagram if you've got
a question, we will answer it. We will. Here's the
first one obviously, and you can be an honestus as well.

(21:15):
This one's on. Yeah yeah, hi Dolls, good branding. Thank you,
love the pod. You guys are so funny. Glad you're back.
My partner wants to start an only fans of just
him pleasuring himself. I have no desire to be part
of it, and I don't really want him to do it.
But how do I tell him that I'm not vibing it?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
What's your advice or you just I would just tell
him if you're really not vibing it, it's going to
probably create a lot of in your relationship.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah. I guess doesn't say how long they've been dating,
but I guess if you've been dating for quite a while,
then it's probably not going to be and you go
like envision yourself as like forever partner as well, then
it's probably not going to be good. But if there's
something you're doing for like six months and they want
to do it by themselves, like I don't I don't
think I would agree to do it personal. Yeah. Yeah,

(22:05):
but like if you're like maybe for example, in an
open relationship, or you were like very like I don't know,
okay with the person doing other stuff okay, Well I'm
I would say, so, yeah, okay, if you guys are
like in an open relationship, then it's totally fine because
he's not doing anything with anyone, but it's just going

(22:26):
to town on himself. But then you're gonna have to
like be okay with other people watching that. But also
only pans fans apparently pays quite well. If you have
a lot of tubscribe it nights might level up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Communication is everything healthy. Communication is everything expressed how you feel.
If you don't, it'll fester. Yeah, and then that's when, well.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
This person's saying, how do I tell him I'm not
feeling it?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Okay, so he's just not into it?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, but how do I tell him? Oh? Yeah, I agree.
I would say, like you need to sit down and
have a serious conversation. And I was like to prefer
serious conversations with Like I would say something like I
really need to talk to you. It's serious, Like so
you know from this I always prefer serious And you've
never said that to me, no, because we've never had
to have serious conversation, but like about something that could
be bad, but you know what I mean, Like I
would say, like, this is like serious it really means

(23:11):
a lot to me, And you have to be one
hundred percent honest and don't dance around it because then.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like and if he knows that, if you just truly
express how you feel and say this is how I
feel about it, if you've got a healthy relationship and
and good communication anyway, then they'll understand.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And if they don't understand, then that is probably not
the person for you, because they don't want to respect
your wishes exactly even though it's their body. It's relationships
are two way straight. You have to like go along
with what the other person wants as well for sure,
and showing your body and like doing sexual stuff is
like a big deal for some other for the other person.
Would you fans? Never? I don't know the price is right.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I thought about it, but I just don't really once
out there, this is true, manuds for free anyway, get paid,
all right, I don't think. I don't think I would,
but yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I definitely wouldn't. Okay, there's one more. Okay, dear Dole,
I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me after
my work friend told me that his friend hooked up
with my boyfriend. So should I confront him and asking
about it, or just dump him. So hang on, So
my boyfriend is cheating on me after so with who?

(24:26):
So my work friend told me that his friend. Okay,
so the work's friend's yes, friend, so this is me.
You're my work friend. Your friend had sex with my partner.
And then it got back to the work friend and
the work friends told me yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
So what I would do is I would get all
the facts. Yep, I get all your facts, all your
ducks in a row, yes, receipts, receipts, and then you
come in hot yeah, and you take him down.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh okay, so you do.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I mean, so I would confront it that but that's
just me.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, okay, con front of about it, would just stump him.
Yeah yeah, I probably would do the same thing when
it come out looking like an idiot. Yeah, what if
it's like just someone that looked like him, or what
if the person was trying to be like conniving or whatever.
It's not like Riverdale, but you know what I mean, Like,
you've got to I agree, get to all your ducks
in a row, and you got to make sure it's legita,

(25:18):
its fact receipts. Yeah, but how would you even go
about getting receipts like.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, I don't know if I don't know so much receipts,
but at least like just confirmation that had definitely happened.
You wouldn't want to lack. Oh yes, and it might
not have happened, and he's he could say whatever reason
that could that could make you feel like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, but it didn't happen. I would say, try and
found out the date that it happened, and then you
can work back and be like, well, no, we were
at the movies on this date or working in Melbourne.
But maybe he was very hard Stewart or whatever. I
don't know who's good. She was just the first dame

(25:55):
that came to Stewart. Steward. Yeah, yeah, so what are
we saying confront? But have your receipts in a row,
ready to go? You have your seats ready? Why am
I turning into to improve which, by the way, the
Kathin came twenty years and I'm so excited. I hope

(26:18):
to improve back because they're my favorites. I love them
so much.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Apparently Kim and Brett are like rich.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yes, apparently we were trying to work out what how
they're rich. We think maybe Kim one like the lotto
or something very and then brand because as well they
so the original Kath and Kim house they knocked down
doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
But I think they filmed this before that happened.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yes, so that's what we're trying to work out. Me
and my house mate were watching the trailer and some
of it it's only short clips, it's very hard to tell,
but some of it looks like they've been green screened
onto the backyard because their feet aren't touching the They're
sitting at the table and their feet aren't really touching
the ground properly, Like it looks like they're not there.
So we were trying to at that. But then the
trees are moving in the background, but not in a

(27:03):
fake way. When Kim comes around, she's like we've made
or whatever they say.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
So, but it's like a whole like you know, the
conspiracy in the first season of Down Under a Root
pools and they were like, he's not scaring them in Yeah,
I don't know we started that roomor didn't you?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
No, I wish I started a room. That's a great
that's like such a good room. To come up with.
But yeah, no, I mean yes, I reckon they would
have either filmed beforehand because they knew that it was
being knocked down, but then as well, think about it,
if they knew it was being knocked down. The perfect
storyline is that Kim won the lotto and they can
move out to a new, bigger house.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
But I feel like just that house in that yard
is just so I want to go there and have
a wine and a cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Do you know I've been to that house, have you? Yes? So,
like when my friend and I finished high school, we
decided we wanted to go on this oh my god,
it's so embarrassing saying it now, on like a road
trip all around Australia, and we were like, we want
to do it like Priscilla, where we were like went
to all the towns and then like to all LaRue
and stuff like won exactly. They didn't pressella Oh my god,

(28:03):
it was so lame. And we called the trip. We
like named the trip for some reason, and it was
called La La Lu because we were going to Ularo
and we were like obsessed with Kath and Kim, right, yeah,
So anyway, so we did the trip and we went
from Sydney down to Melbourne, all along the Greater Shan
Road to Adelaide right, and then from Adelaide up to

(28:23):
uh Kooba Peti and then Kuba Peti to Northern territ
Sorry to Ularou, then straight across Queensland and then back
down to Sydney. But on the way there, in like
some regional town, we stopped at a spotlight and bought
all this like silver sparkly material because we wanted to
do out the sunroof the same scene. Legit. We wanted

(28:44):
to do you know, the scene in Priscilla where guy
pieces on the top of the bus in the shoe
with all the silver materials, So we wanted to recreate
that out the sunroof of his color. It didn't work
at all, but yeah, we stopped it like and bought
all the material and everything, and I showed you that.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah. I was just about to say, isn't the Christmas Christmas?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, we bought all that material at the same time. Yeah,
I did a Christmas card photo shoot and made an
outfit out. It looked like a tree. It was the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's hysterical. But did you say you went through Melbourne
and there's the way is the house in Melbourne?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh yeah, God, I got carried away. Yes, so we
knew that was the whole thing was like Kath and Kim.
We knew that the house was in It's like kind
of far out, but the house. It's actually a really
nice suburb with like big mansion houses. But that Kath
and Kim house is so out of place on that
street because everything else is huge and amazing, and then

(29:35):
there's that little shitter of a house.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
It should have been heritage listed.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's I know. It should have been like Australian History
arrested us. It's so iconic. But yeah, so they so
we worked out the address was very easy to find.
We just googled the address, went there, took some photo
Kim gear no, no, no, because I was living there.
Oh okay, yeah, but no, there is no fence. So
they add in all the fence the set dresses like
add in the front fence, and they add in the

(29:59):
back for it actually backs onto a river or like
a canal. They put up the green fence so in
the show you can't see the river. The river there
and oh my god, me and my friend were obsessed
with the trail on my house mate. We also realized
in the trailer that in the reflection of the of
the window of the backyard you can see the the river,

(30:20):
so they don't have the green fence up. So that's
why we were like, is it green screen? Is it not? Oh,
we like trolled over it for like an hour. Yeah,
we had a deep conversation about it on Friday when
it came out. But yeah, so I've been to the house.
It's so weird in real life seeing it like it's
gone weird. Yeah, now it's gone, but now to look

(30:40):
like the other mansions on that street, and it's a
tiny it's like a cold sack. It's not very big
at all. And we went to fountain Gate the shopping center,
oh my god. But find fact they didn't. There is
a shopping center called fountain Gate, but they filmed it
not at fountain Gate, so it was like a different
Westfield they filmed that.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
So did you go to fountain Gate or the one
they filmed it.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
We went to actual fountain Gate just because I had
the name, but yeah, they filmed it at a different.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
We Okay, I'm going to Melbourne tomorrow so maybe i'll stop.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But it's not going to be there. Oh yeah, go
to found Gate. Yeah, I think from memory it's kind
of far out of the city. Okay, what what are
we talking about. I think it's the end of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
We've been going for a while.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, you can't put a stop to good things. What's
the saying. It's definitely not the same.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
You can't put a time on a good time.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't know, there's definitely a saying.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Anyway, thank you so much for but I will be back.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
So send in your question, sending your questions, and.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
We'll mat We're going to have a second episode. Yes,
I think we're going to try. We're going to do
a minniesot getting one.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
We're gonna do a minnesod each week and it's going
to be your I like that. Yea minisode. That's that's
what we call them in podcast land. Yes, So sending
your questions. Hat pod on Instagram. Follow Jack on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
You can follow a time on Instagram at it's Tom Whitker.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yes, Oh, I like lefto space for you to say
yours because it's like Jack underscore Vision or Jack dot Vision.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It's Jack dot Vision. Like I knew there was something
I want to try and get there. The dot removed,
someone's taken my name.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I know someone has a famous surfer has my name
as well, and he already had. That's what it's. It's
so annoying, but yeah, follow us and then thank you
so much for listening. We're back next week. Make sure
you like we'll see you describe tuesday. Wait, hang on,
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Speaker 1 (32:29):
That's a thing on podcasts. We'll like subscribe and comment,
get people.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Get there and now you're ready and we'll see you
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Speaker 1 (32:39):
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