November 8, 2022 • 40 mins
Jack went to the races and tried to set the HORSES free after too many champagnes! Hear what happened PLUS one of us is VERY gassy and can. Not. Stop. Burping.AND we answer all your emails in ‘Dear Doll’. SELF HELP GURUS AM I RIGHT!?Listen now and enjoy dolls! x
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have I had some website?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you will have some problems, yes, bitch. Is
my look nice? Signed?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why doll doll? How are you, Jack Fijin? I am
really good. I'm really good. Oh that's good. How are you?
I'm good as well. Welcome to Haydel the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What are you talking about today? How was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
My weekend was really fun. Yeah, it was really fun.
I went to the races.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh that's right. We spoke about that last week. You're
in the conundrum. So you ended up going obviously.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And no conundrum. No articles about me saying up to
the cup. You know what, I went back onto that article.
If you were listening last week, I was talking about
how I was scared because a few years ago I'd
posted a photo with a glass of wine saying this
is the only cup I'll be celebrating this year, but
we don't think about it. That isn't me saying no,
that's that's literally me saying I could have just not
(00:53):
been invited anywhere and say that was the reason why.
I don't think that was the reason. Even though I'm
not pro horse racing. Yeah, even though into the races
in the weekend. I didn't better anything anyway, so there
was no articles. I was very happy. I've come out
the other side and everything's all good. But it was
so it was very glamorous. Again, not to promote the
horse side, but I didn't bet, obviously, but it was
(01:14):
just a really fun thing to do.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, you did look very good. I saw it on
your Instagram. You looked really cute. I'm loving your era
of like I feel like every time I see you
go out or I see you out, if this is
your like Real Housewives erra, like you've been in like
these great kind of power suits, like a little kitten
here with an open toe. I've seen quite a lot.
I'm like, I'm getting Real Housewives energy.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I will take that and run with it. I love that.
That's the kind of energy I want.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I feel like you'd be either. I feel like you'd
be an OCA housewife. Okay, just like Rich stays at home,
does nothing that is a bit mental. That's very me
very mean, not in a mean way, minus the richer
one day. Yeah, I don't know, because I feel like
all the Beverly Hills ons are a bit on him,
and you're not that unhinged yet you asked, and then
(02:05):
all the other ones are just not like as glam.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you know like that. I also take that. Yeah,
I need to start watching the OC. I watched there
was one. Have you e haven't seen any of it? Really?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Have you? Like bits and bobs and different different They did.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like an Ultimate Girls Trip season where they like combine
all the different franchises. Yeah, something from the OC and
they were quite fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So I like that. I feel like Housewives is turning
into drag Race because you how drag Race has like, yeah,
all the different like Canada, UK, the Original down Under
and then there's like All Stars and it's then there's
All Stars All Winners and then it's like different versions.
Real house size is becoming that with all the different
country franchises, and then with they're doing Ultimate Girls Trip
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and then with New York they're doing an OG season
of like.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Which I'm just so excited for. The New York's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard that New York and Beverly
Hills are the best doing OGS. And then a new
season of like all the young new women that have've
never been on the show that are like CEOs and like,
you know, big deals influences as well, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Kind of the new age vibe. No, I'm very excited
for all that. The Wicked was fun. No articles, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What's the vibe with the pants suit and they keep
the heels with the open toes. I mean, like, is
that your new Like, look, what's the deal? I see
it everywhere? Well, I just see it everywhere. I won't really, No,
it's just don't mean on you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you're wearing it everywhere. It's just what I'm vibing
at the moment. I love a power suit. I felt
like I wore this red one recently, like a red
suit to this like Prime video event. I felt like
Chris Janney at Christmas time, which was really nice. And
then no, I just it's just a vibe at the
moment I wanted to wear. I was wearing like a blue,
like baby blue oversized suit from Daniel Varkian for the racers,
and I wanted to do like no top underneath.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I've done that look before. It's cool. It's apparently you
can't at the races. Yeah, I know you have to
wear a shirt. So happy to murder some horses, but
oh God to me do you forget to put a
shirt on you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I did not murder any horses.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm not saying I mean, okay, right, no, I'm saying
the racers, with their rules, happy to have some. They
like cut all these horses before them actual Melbourn Cup
eve inside because they're all injured, and they would have
been down and said straight through a few drinks. I was.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I was like chatting with like some of the other
cars from the challenge. I was like, we should go
out the back and set the horses free.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh my god, that would have been amazing scene. Jack
Vision sets Melbourne Cup horses free down Flemington Road or whatever.
I don't know, so funny if you had been filming
a reality show, that would have been like the perfect thing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To right, maybe that's what's next. Maybe we should have
a reality show.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, like not likes and like the Challenge as in
like h like simple life. Yeah yeah, yeah, that would
be like the ultimate episode. That would be so funny. Actually,
speaking of Christianna, how you said just feel like Christianna.
Did you see all the Kardashians doing like it was
Chris's birthday and they all dressed as iconic Chris.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I saw that just my god, it brings me to
my knees. It's the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
The best.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It was. So Chloe is Chris like with that little wig, and.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That was my face. Chloe is my least favorite, but
that was my favorite out She just annoys me. She's like,
I still like her, but out of everyone, she's my
least favorite. Everyone's got a favorite, yeah, of course, but yeah, like,
my god, she did look the best. And then I
thought Kim looked the best as well, but I hated
them the outfit, but she did right good, really good.
(05:32):
That was hysterical. I loved that such a good.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I love that they're just playing. They're playing, they play.
They're so self deprecating these days, which I think is
just so good because it cuts through all the bullshit
because the everyone can I'm gonna make fun of them
if they're making fun of themselves exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know. And I just love it so much. I
just love the new season is so good. Yeah, and
I like how they're like now up to where Season
one had come out already, so like they obviously just
filmed a whole bunch of Season one and they swilmed
a whole bunch of stuff and then we're like, up
to this point, it's season one, because then a couple
of weeks ago we saw them at the premiere four
(06:09):
season one. Yeah yeah, and we're halfway through season two,
so I like that now we're up to date with
like diring, so we're seeing like in real time. It's
so good, so good. I wonder how long that show
will keep going for.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, I've just started. It's not only on season two,
I know, but I reckon it'll go. I reckon the
next gen. I reckon all the kids will then lack.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's just going to keep going. I think.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't think that Kardashian rayin wand.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Think about so Mason is like I think, like twelve
or thirteen, he's the oldest one. Yeah. I reckon when
they reach eighteen, they'll be like, but he hates being
on I was watching something the other week that with
Courtney was in it might have been Kardashian's and she
was like, Mason doesn't like be on camera, So like,
give him a few years. Even if we had to
wait five years till he's eighteen and wanted to do it, yeah, then.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Like certainly, what that's that's five seasons. Yeah, no, there
was twenty two seasons a year, so ten seasons. But
there was twenty season, wasn't there of the Yeah Sunbash.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah. If it was like North and True and like Penelope,
I would I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I would watch Oh for sure, I would.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I would watch anything, yeah, Meto, anything that. I just
love them anyway. Oh my god. Actually, speaking of other
shows that I love, do you think cathinkm announced there
the like special day? When is it November twenty, So
it's like a couple of Mondays away?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Wait, that's so soon.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so it's not this Monday. Yeah, it's the Monday after.
Oh my god. But you know what is this like
when but twenty is a Sunday? Maybe it's Sunday?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, good because Monday is when the challenge comes out.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So oh yeah, this Monday is when the challenge comes out.
This Monday fourteenth, the fourteenth, and then the twentieth, which
is the Sunday. Is Kathink came out? Effluent Life. I'm
so exciting. This is the first time there's new Kathink
came in, Like I don't know, and then what is
it every Sunday? There's just two episodes, so maybe it's
Sunday and Monday, but there's only two episodes. It's just
a special episode. I think it's I thought it was
(07:59):
like coming back. No No, So it's like it's like
the Friends reunion. Apparently it's it's a bit like a reunion.
They're showing unseen clips and unseen bloopers, and they've done
some new bits and bobs of like to make up,
so it'll probably be like an hour special. There might
be like ten minutes of new stuff. Then the rest
(08:21):
will all just be like I feel hoodwinked bloopers and stuff.
But I love watching bloopers, don't you I do. I
love the bloopers from like ab Fab and Kathy Kim.
That was so funny. Bloopers, Oh my god. I havently
watched them on YouTube. They're so good. Do you know?
Once when I was in London, I love apabs so much.
(08:41):
I spent a whole day walking around Holland But before
I went. This is like when I was like nineteen
or something, and I've been to London heaps times because
my family lives there. But I wanted to find Adena's
house in Holland Park and they always used the same
house for Ages in the first few Eddie Eddie, Okay,
and so I before when I watched every single episode
(09:02):
and like look had like the like photo. I think
maybe I took photos of the screen or whatever. I
can't remember. I had photos of what the house looked
like and the street and there's like this specific ballard
on this little island in the street. Holland Park's not
very big. That the kind of how she lives in.
There's not many of those streets. Been Ages trying to
(09:22):
find that house. Literally spent a whole day walking around
Holland Park.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, I never found No looking for celebrity houses, aren't you. Yeah,
I'll just people's houses in general.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Who else have I done?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Remember what we always go to like those open homes
and like look at people's stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh yeah, they're not celebrity homes. I haven't done that.
Did go to the Catholic gym house? Yeah? I just
like seeing because that's a show. I just love seeing
stuff on shows that I love totally. Yeah, but yeah, no,
Kathy house is easy to find, but they never put
out the address of the house. Now I think house
(10:00):
has gone yet, But the Avab house they changed it
when they did the movie, which I watched very recently, and.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I can only picture the house from the movie.
I kind of didn't because I watched I watched ab
Fab when I was really young and only saw like
episodes here and there. You should rewatch the whole thing
start to finish.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's on stand. It's so good if you watch it's
every episode back to back and all the specials. Yeah,
it's so good. I've rewatched the whole thing a couple
of years ago. It might have been the first lockdown
we had. I watched every single episode. Oh so good.
It's only like twenty minutes long. You can smash them out.
It's it's like six episodes of season and there's only
five seasons or something.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's so you know what else is out? And I
really want to watch it. I think it's out the
season two of White Lotus. Have you seen the first thing?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yes? Yes, I think the second episode is out now.
It's so good. I've only watched the first episode of
season two, but episode two of season two was out.
I thought the whole season came out. No, No, it's
week by week because in America it's not on streaming.
I'm a big binger. Yeah it's.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I just ate six erroh did just eat six pharaoh
shares too much Little Britain? I know?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Is this a TV review podcast?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You remember Bubbles Deville was Matt Lucas in the fat
suit with the red hend. She was always naked.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, I don't know if we can talk about Brittany Yeah, no,
but it was just him in a fat suit, right,
And but Bubble there was this one scene and me
and my friend.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Always quote her. She she goes into like someone some
rich man's house and like Santa Pez or something, and
by the front door he has a whole bowl of ferreo.
She it's me, and she's like, I can't remember exactly,
but she is like, oh ferreo rushes someone's doing well.
It's like it's so funny. And then she unwraps one
(11:44):
and eats it like really essentially, and it was like
I remember always thinking, oh my god, Ferrero roches must
be like really glamorous, really expensive. But they're just the
same as every other normal so yummy though, I know,
but they're like the same as just not expensive.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I just had to put the last one in the
bin because I knew I was gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It in reach there.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Remember, I'll get it out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Why did you cardiad out of the bin? Why did
you have a whole rocause I have an day?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Because it's been crazy, it's gonna go but because it's
been crazy. Because so this week is like promo week
before the challenge coming out. Oh yeah, the challenge is
out on Monday, Monday forty November seven thirty. It is out.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Very exciting Channel ten, Channel ten, Channel ten ten. I'm
so excited to see this. It looks so good. That's
going to go off. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, I'm very excited, very very excited. But yes, it's
been a crazy week so far, even though what is
the day?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Tuesday? Yeah, Tuesday, see you next Tuesday, see you next Tuesday.
So do you have to do like lots of how
does it work? When you because obviously you guys filmed
it when August okay, also not that long ago, not
too long ago, and so how like how does it work?
Do you obviously can't say anything about it what was
on the show? No, but how do you like do
promo for it? Like do you have to do all
this stuff? This week? Is They're like folk imagine you're
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doing like photo shoots and interviews and going on TV.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, so you are, Like this morning, I did a
another podcast for like news Corp or.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh it tests like Pharaoh does rough Shair it does.
I did a yeah thing for news Corp.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And then this afternoon with a photoship with the iconic
Syrel and suzanma Tesi from.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh your cast members, Yeah, from it should be fun
and then yeah, there's just lots of different and pieces.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm doing like Radio tomorrow and Studio ten on Monday.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, it's lots of fun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I love that because it's it's very like I mean,
depending on the day, like you've got like thing after thing,
ater think a thing.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's very fast paced, which I love. Yeah, that does
just seems fun.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And it's fun these days because I feel like I
don't I'm just myself in interviews now and so like
I don't feel like stressed about like and I just
I just literally say whatever mega in trouble. Sometimes I
just say whatever comes to my mind.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But because when you did Sunrise the other week and
they're like how much did you wait? It was one
hundred grand and then we're talking about it, you're like, oh,
a bit more than that. What's Drue?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It was so funny, but now it's very it's very fun.
It's a fun week and the lead up and then yeah,
it comes out on Monday. I'm very excited to watch.
I hope everyone's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Doing like a watching party or anything.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Ah No, I don't think so. I was going to,
but every time I have a watching party, I can't
actually want to watch the show. Everyone's talking.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh, that would annoy me. I would also just sit
and watching silence. I hate watching TV with Yeah, I
just like to watching silence. No phone, I don't like
I never pick up my phone, Like if i'm watching,
I'm watching.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I had this one when I did when I was
in the Voice, my audition was on. I had like
a viewing party and a couple of people wn't name names,
but they were so fucking loud. They talked to the
whole fucking thing. I was like, shut up. I'm singing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's like, okay, I get if it's not you, like
talk if it's not you. Yeah, but yeah, while you're
on shut the fuck up my thing. That's why you're
over here to watch me on the Voice, sir. Oh
my god, that's funny. I know. But yeah, no, I'll
be watching it alone. I think maybe I'll do it
with family. Yeah, you's still with your mom. It's a
very family friendly show, is it not.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, it depends what they air. There was a few
things that went that family friendly. Yes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, during the week, someone leaked the Conrad and Megan
like actually hooked up in the hot tub, and they're like,
was leaked footage and it was the whole thing, and
so that's like because a couple, because it must be.
When the promo came out, Daily Mail like wrote an
article saying like it looks like these still were hooking up,
and then it was like confirmed that it was them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Was it confirmed because I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, there was like close up shots of them and everything. Yeah, scandal.
I know that's gonna be. God, I'm so excited to
see this show.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It's gonna it's gonna be camp. I was saying in
an interview this morning. I was like that within the
first literally seven minutes of walking into the house, we
all were given like a winer, a cocktawl, and I
hear screaming from one of the bedrooms and I don't
know if I can say any more than that it was,
but basically it was. It was just like there was
fighting within the first seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh not like not like excited screaming, like abuse. Oh Cyrel,
I already know Cyrel. Yeah, that was like all she
did on Maths. That's why she was the best Mass
cast member ever. I love her so much. So I'm
seeing this Sampson for that shoot. I can't wait. Oh
that'll be So what's the shoot for It's from Mia.
(16:20):
Oh yeah, that'd be good. To be fun.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I've got like another power suit, which you will love.
It's another red one, but it's like a corrupt Daniel
Varkian moment.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yep, you'll love it. I've been doing your sit ups.
You just had fourteen chocolates.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, it's not corrupt as in like my bellies hanging out.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
It's okay, just like not like long.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And I have not been doing any sit ups. I
really need to get to the gym and stop eating chocolate.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh my god, So I started going to a new gym.
I think I told you the other week. Oh my,
I am the ice bath, cold plunge king. I'm so
into it now. You know, everyone was always banging on
about it on like interview. Shut up with your freaking
ized bar. No one cares. No, I'm into it, Oh
my god, I'm so into it. So like they have
a steam room and a sauna and a hot tub
(17:05):
and the cold plunge And do you are you like
a talker at the gym? Do you talk to people?
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Me?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Either? But then yesterday I mean people like random, Yes,
I met a friend in the steam room yesterday. This
sounds like the sort of APIs. It's a legit steam
room and so the gym, and and we were like
because we were like, there was this weird old guy.
(17:33):
So the steam room and the sauna and next to
each other. It's all glass. You can see into either
room and then right out the front of them the
cold are weird old just because he's old, he's weird. No,
he was being weird. There was a there was a
cold the cold plunges in front of so you can
see like right through the glass walls. And he was
being so weird. It's like he was scared to get
(17:53):
into the cold water, like he was trying to HiPE
himself up. But he was just being really weird and
he was like pacing and then he.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Was like acting weird okay, yeah, and the men he
was like cracking onto you weird.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
No outside, trying to get into the Yeah you're thinking,
hent want to do this is a gym, this is legit.
He's trying to was like trying to. It looks like
he was trying to hype himself up to get into
the cold water because it's freezing and it's like an
in ground. It's like maybe a punge pool. Yeah, but
it's like it's like the size of a large bath
(18:25):
but standable deep and it's in ground and they're like
steps yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's not just like a pencil dive into.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
The no no, but you can. But a lot of
people doing the war goes everywhere, which is so annoying anyway,
So he was like trying to g himself up to
get in, and you could and there's a clock on
the wall, and so you could see him like looking
at it being like okay, Like for example, it was
coming up to twelve, he'd be like, all right, here
we go, Okay, I'm gonna do it. So since he
hits twelve, and then he's like looked like he was
about to jump in and then stop. He kept doing it.
(18:54):
And then there's these weird leather chairs in the like
steam room area that the old men always sit on naked,
and then they'll leave and then fimbnute say to someone else,
I think it's so weird anyway, So he would like
sit on one of those and then he would like
walk around in circles. And so me and the other
guy that were in the steam room, we'll look at
each other like this guy is so weird because it
(19:14):
was funny, like he was crazy vibes, and then we
were like started to like had a bit of a
lull and then like having a bit of a chat.
Then he was like touching this thing on the wall.
This is a really boring story, but it's just that
I made a friend. It's just that I made a
friend with someone who the team room because I like
never talk to anyone in the gyre end of this. Yeah,
just because you like had.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
A loll we like brought out you browed out. I
don't want you to ever say that again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Please, But he was like playing with the censor on
the thing, and I was like, what are you touching?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He was a censor?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, he was the steam room, so the sensor is broken,
so the steam doesn't come out enough, and you got
to touch this, and I was like, all right, okay,
so you made a friend. Yeah, I made a friend.
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, fabulous because usually but you're like in shredding mode.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh yeah, but hashbag bal body, hashtag Bali body, not
Bally Belly. No out, I'm so my friend was just
in Bali and he got on the last day at
the airport. Imagine having Barley Belly on the way home. No,
I would not get on that plane, my god. And
(20:20):
I don't know why. I'm just noticing you've got a
pack of almonds in front of Is this part of
your like, yeah, shredding, shredding? Ahm, I know I'm getting
(20:51):
like goosebumps to feel weird. Turned on weird, no weird anyway. Yeah,
And then shout out to my housemates who said I
looked statuesque yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We love this sounds really all I can hear is
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I know I'm going to turn it off and you
talk Okay, well, you know you told me that your
housemates said that I was And now I just feel
like my housemate needs to tell me that I need
I look statuesque.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
To come back and be like, have you ever seaten
fourteenth for hour?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god, statuesque is such a great adjective. I
literally said to him. I was like, oh my god,
what an adjective.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Think you thank you? Statue esque.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I feel like we're chaotic today.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
We just haven't stopped over the show. I know I'm sweating, but.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
There's no better mess than a hot mess. Let's be
got on a T shirt. There's no better mess than
a hot mess. It's very much. You get onto that.
What's in your bag?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
By the way, in my bag? Oh my Maya bag,
I'm going to do some ASMR as well.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What is it? Sorry? What a loud audible bag? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So I went to Maya before coming here because I
got invited into the personal shopping suite.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I do a hole. You know on YouTube they're like,
do a hall of what they got?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, it's it's people are listening, not watching. Yeah, we
can still describe it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like, hey guys, so I'm doing a hole today. I
went to Maya.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well there's a bunch of okay, So it's with Maya
an American Eagle, not spun but gifted. And yeah, I
just got a bunch of gorgeous shirts shorts for summer.
I got like four pazz of jeans, which I'm very
excited about because I'm just not someone that buys jeans.
I've had the same pair of jeans for like four years.
So I'm very excited, very grateful.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're kind of really hard to find jeans that fit
and work for you. I just never really put them off.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I never tried.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I really wear jeans either.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't really wear them, but I'm going to. I
got some really cute, like lightwashed blue, baggy ripped jeans,
which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So what is in there? Lots of linen, a pair
of green corduroy shorts. I would call that avocado, but
that's like been left out for a day, so that's
like a little brown, like in a good way.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Except one one of the shirts that stood.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
At the taber. Oh my god, that's the security I know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So I've got to go back after this. But it's
only on one of them.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Not beep when you walked out. I didn't. Yeah, I
actually stole all of.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And what else is there I've got a beautiful little
would you call it avocado no T shirt?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, that's sort of the same avocado color avocado that's
been out for a day.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And yeah, I got a bunch of little jeans black blue,
lightwish blue. Anyway, I'm very, very happy because I was
saying to you that I was like, I need more clothes.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Where was it? Where's which Maya in the city. Have
I talked about my horrific Katie Perry encounter at Maya before?
I don't think so. So I had to interview Katy
Perry for something, wasn't she announced? Oh my god, did
it taste like forever her again? I really want to
find her saying for a rah hair, No, let it go.
(24:11):
It's so funny. You'll die if we.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Will find it at the end, tell you Katy Perry story.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, So she had just announced the Witness Tour I think,
which is the one with the eyeballs everywhere and the
short hair that looked like your hair, right, and may
was like the main sponsor for some reason, and they
had like an interviews junket thing set up in a
dressing room, but not like a big like.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You have to this what was the punchline.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
No, I don't know that was in a weird dressing room, right.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
But no you told me because you told the story
and you showed us something on your phone, probably just
a photo of me and her.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh yeah, that was it. That was it. Yeah, but yeah,
it's was so weird in a dressing dress so tiny
our knees were touching.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Was it in the personal shopping suite area?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
When I tell you it was a dressing room? Literally,
it's like where you're in, like with a curtain with
like the sales assistant Joanne out the front, like do
you need a bigger side style right Legit was that, yeah,
But you know how sometimes they have at the end
of the road that disabled one with a door. It
was that one. So it was like a little bit bigger
than a normal cubicle, but it was a chained room cubicle, right,
(25:18):
Very peculiar, very peculiar. Yeah, I love that. All right, Well,
should we take a break and they're going to come back,
and we've got some dear dolls to get to. Let's
do it flooded inbox with them, flooded me basement.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yet, welcome back, everybody. I think we're going to do
some hay dolls. Is that right, Dear Dolls.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Hay Dolls is the podcast? True?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay, Dear Dolls.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's like it's like Dolly Doctor because dolls what it hilarious?
Dolly Doctor. Don't remember the sealed section, Dolly Doctor. No,
I'm young. Same, so you would get like Dolly magazine
and there was like, yeah, yeah, sealed section and people
would be like, Mike, what do I do with that tampon? Girls?
And the doctor would be like you put it in
your more or whatever what So anyway, they also so
(26:17):
we're doing he send if you need like advice on something,
send in your question could be about anything. Yes, I
will give you our advice because I've done a lot
of therapy, so I'm very across giving advice. Yes. Yeah,
don't tell my lesbian therapy is back from Canada therapist. No.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, that's exciting. Yeah, but you don't actually know if
she's lesbian or not.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You just get the lesbian Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so are
you ready? Yes? Also, by the way, you stay anonymous,
send them to add hey dob put on Instagram. Yeah,
and yeah, we won't give your name away. No, Dear
Doll Dolls dear dolls. I just found out my boyfriend
has slept with most of his girl friends in them
(27:00):
hookups or one night stands, and he's so chill about it.
I'm not the kind of person that is friends with
x's and hate that he is friends with these girls
and still talks to them. He won't tell me which friends,
so whenever we all go out or are at parties,
I'm paranoid which girls it is because there are so
many of them. What do I do? Am I being
(27:20):
that crazy girlfriend in capital letters? Oh it's a girl? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh, I'm thinking it was a boy who's had a
boyfriend who's sleeping with girls. I was like, okay, okay, no,
so this is a girl.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Correct girl talking about her boyfriend and the boyfriend who's
slept with all of his friends that are girls, most
of his friends.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, sorry I thought it was a gay couple.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, no, okay, okay, I've got my head around it now. Okay, Well,
I mean that's fair. I feel like I wouldn't feel
that comfortable.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So the guy's friends with all these girls, correct, and
he's slept with all them, basically.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Most of them, and most of his girl friends.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if you put that
into like a gay context, that's pretty common for us.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I feel like there's different expectations and in the straight
world than the gay world.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I think I don't think you're being I don't
think you're crazy and me that girl, But I feel
like he should maybe just say he's probably doing it
to protect you because he knows you'll go a bit
a bit crazy. He's like, like, because if he's like,
maybe this girl has really good relationships with all of
his friends that are real, and so maybe if he's
(28:30):
like it's Becky and Susie and Donna, she's going to
be like end up hating Becky and Susie and Donna, right, Like,
she's not gonna end up on So he hasn't told
her which ones?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, Yeah, when I read these out, do you listen
or it just threw.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Me because I thought it was a gay couple.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, so he said, she says, he won't tell me
which friends. So whenever we're all out or at parties
and paranoid, which girls it is? Because there's so many
of them, right, so they must be a big friend group.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yes, Yeah, so yes, I would take what are they
wanting advice on whether they should?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What do I do? And am I being paranoid and crazy?
That that in capital letters? Crazy girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, are any any of my girlfriends if I if
I think of like this was happening to them, they
would feel the exact same way they'd feel. Yeahs a
valid way to feel totally. And my girl, A lot
of my girlfriend's pretty crazy. It's like they would not.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
But that's they throw down in a weird way. He
might be doing it for your sake to pre for
better use of the word, protect you from feeling hurt
or cut or whatever you're friends with these girls. Yeah,
so he's saying like, no, I'm not going to tell
you because like you'll be weird. And then maybe it's
like trying to it's his way of saving relationships with
(29:43):
his relationship with her, his relationship with his friends that
the girls, her relationship with his friends that are girls.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So it sounds like if it's a lot of girls
from his friends career, I feel like you're just gonna
have to get over it because you can't like cut him.
He's going to what, Yeah, no, keep going because you
can't like get him to cut them off, So like,
what's the I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, no, I this reads to me like they're a
big high school friendship group that are still all friends.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I want to know how long it's been since he's
slept with them?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, what doesn't say how long we've been together? I know,
but they it reads to me like that. You know,
they're all high school friends, have all known each other
for quite a while. Otherwise, why else would everyone still
be friends with each other and all banging each other?
You know, I reckon, that's that's the ISS.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So to answer, you're not parid, My friends wild feel
the same.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Not crazy, But maybe have a conversation with him and
be like, I would really like to know, or maybe
at least just what I think.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't think you want to know, but if she
really wants to know, because I think that's the I
think the motive behind that his own is not it's
just to know. It's just to know, and that's never good.
That's never good.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I would want to know, though I would do everything
if it was me, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It wouldn't like make you feel better, It would make
you probably feel worse, and then you might like not
like that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't know no, one hundred percent, and I would
cut them out of my life. I've pushed them up
a bridge. Well, good luck with that one. Don't all right?
See what I mean? Like we're good at advice, but
also not. You know, I don't think we are all right, dolls.
I really want to go through my partners sorry she's
(31:21):
spelled is with spelling mistakes. I really want to go
through my partner's phone, but he won't let me. I
know his pass code because I've watched him put it in,
but I pretend I don't know it. Oh my god,
I'm obsessed with this person. He always got it with him.
He always has it with him. I guess I should be.
(31:42):
Or he's hiding it in his pocket so I never
get the chance, and I'm too scared to do it
when we're in bed in case he wakes up. Do
you have any tips on how I can get into it? What?
Or should I not be trying to see what's on
his phone? I want to through his pictures, read messages,
and look at his browse's history. I know I said crazy,
(32:05):
but I just feel like he's been up to some
shady shit.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
What kind of I love this person, what kind of
shady shit? I'd love to know.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know what the suspicion is.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Maybe she's do you think he's cheating? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What's the word? Not implying that she thinks sorry, she's
implying that he has been up to some shady ship
like cheating maybe or messing around with people.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
If it's cheating, you know what? I think? Like, I
I would just ask him if you've got some suspicions,
I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Can I look through your phone? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I feel like there's you should just be able to
look through each other's phones in a relationship, yeah, if
I don't know, if like, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Like I wouldn't care. I've got nothing to hide. But
if you do have something to hide, you obviously wouldn't
want people going through your phone.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But well, then I reckon you should ask him. Don't
do the whole sneaky situation. I mean, it's pretty iconic,
but I just it's only going to go badly. And
then if you do, I don't know. I wouldn't do that.
That's just just me personally, But I would just ask
him open if it's a good relationship. You want to last,
you should have healthy connection. Yeah, and just ask him, Hey,
(33:16):
I'm getting a vibe of this. Can I look through
your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
And what if he says no.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well then I feel like then that's kind of confirming
that there's some shady shit going on.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Isn't not?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or if they just want private I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
See, like on one head to understand, like it's my phone,
it's my business, Like it's not your business to go
through my phone. I'm not a minor and you're not
my parent, Like you can't I look through my ex's
phone once? Did you find anything? Was it good or bad?
There was nothing? See? Okay? So but are you glad
you looked through it?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I feel bad? Oh okay, Well then there's the probably
the perfect Sure, there's the advice, advice you've done it, because.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What if there's nothing there? You feel bad?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't know, or maybe you're full relief, who knows. Yeah,
you'll feel relief, but then you probably will feel bad
that you did it and were doubting him and like
judging him. This is true. But I also do love
to look through people's browsers history. Oh my god, it's
so interesting you, like, not that I've ever like done it,
(34:18):
but like it's just so interesting, like what they google,
what they're looking up, like, you know, I don't know,
it's so interesting. Like I always google how to spell
words that I don't know. Sometimes they're spelled so badly
my phone is like, I don't know what you're trying
to say, Babe, look it up.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I do the same thing, yeah, spell check, but like
hard words because I'm a really good balance.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So but yeah, no, I don't know, really interesting, like
what kind of like I don't know everything everything, like
look at the look look, look, go into your thing
and look at the past few things you've well you
would have looked up. So Mine'm like really lame. So okay,
oh okay. So this one Where to buy O High
hand wash because actually Kim did in that Green Christian
(35:04):
address a video on Chris's bathroom and they had O
Hi hand washing hand soap and you can buy I know,
they sell it at Sephora, but they didn't have the
hand wash. I actually went in the other day to
try and find it. They didn't have it, and they
had the moisturizers, so I was like, wait a, then
what else? How to revive hydrangers. Mine's really boring, but
that's what I mean. It's interesting. That is interesting. I had
my hydrangers died or they were like wilting, and I
(35:26):
knew you can revive them. Oh, this is a bit
of a Better Homes and Gardens podcast, right, So if
you've got a wilting hydranger, you can. You cut them
about an inch off the bottom of the stem, and
then you put them in a cup of boiling water,
like the stem, not the flower a part, and that
revives them. Then the other hack is to dunk the
head of them, so the actual pedals in icy cold
(35:46):
water and lead them because they water can soak up
through the pedals. And but I think so that's why
I did yesterday. It didn't work because they had already
done like a week ago, the boiling water hacks. I
don't think you can do both. But yeah, you got that.
Googled about the monkey pox saxtine because Nisthel's Health sent
me a thing. I'm finally Valance. I got one of
those yesterday. I've had the first dose. Oh you got
on Texas well yesterday. Yeah, I need to get the
(36:08):
second dose. So I tried to book in and it
was too hard. So New South Wal's Health fix your
fucking shit because it's so hard to book an appointment
in my mom is really easy. What else does your
Oh my god do right? I do have an obsession
with where people live. I was googling where does Kelly
Ripple live? You really do?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I promise you? We have conversations off the.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Podcast Oh my God, I'm Mental Crazy and Red Carpet
One I won ten Rules for perfect Posing. I need that.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I googled myself do.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You have Do you have Google notifications on yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh have we? Why did you google yourself? What for
are we looking for?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Because I've got I saw that there was an article
from the Races, and I wanted to make sure that
it was like a bad one.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It wasn't about your up to the cup post, but
they used the worst photo. Looked terrible anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
What else?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's not much of porn.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I've started watching porn again, because remember I told you
I don't really watch porn vaguely.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I started watching Well, ours are all quite boring, but
like interesting, you know, That's what I mean. It's so
interesting seeing things that people google it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Like and do we answer the deer adult who gives
a fuck?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I don't know what does she want Cartner's phone? Blah blah.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh yeah, No, I would just ask him straight out, Okay,
I'm feeling a vibe.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, And then if he says
f off, I would say, there's probably ann it's you.
But as you said, you've done it and then you
feel felt bad. Yeah, so maybe maybe you could like
stage a robbery at your house. This is too much,
and you could like pretend to like steal like some
(37:51):
of your jewelry, like an iPad, you know, like a laptop,
his phone if he's getting way too no, like in
like not a weird way, and then go through it
and then dump it like in like a like a
like a garbage bag at the end of the street,
but like where it's safe. And then you are gonna
know you be like, oh my god, oh, like before
(38:14):
we call the like everyone's going to realize you can
be like before we call the police, let's just have
a look outside, and then you're gonna find the bag
of electronics on the street and be like, here it is.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
If you sent this dear Dolan, do not do that.
That's a terrible idea. That would be a fun like
thing though, it's very you. I definitely would do something
fun like that.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's very you. Yea.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Or should we wrap this up?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, yeah, no, no worries. Yeah, You've got places to be,
people to do. I've got to work on my statuet
I know what did my called me?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Statue esque body?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Statuesque body? Yes? Yeah? All right, Well, thank you so
much for listening, Like, subscribe, give us five stars, follow
us on.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I was gonna say, TikTok, do you have a TikTok? Now?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh it's still yes, bitch, and we don't know the
past and it's a whole fang.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Follows on TikTok on TikTok though, yeah yeah, and but yeah,
what are we on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hey? Dog pods? Yep, it's Tom Whittko on Instagram for me,
Jack dot Vigen on Instagram for Jack. That's it And
if you want to hire Jack. Did we talk about
this on the podcast or was this off?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It was off the podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I had the most genius idea for Jack to make money,
and I was about to drop the idea on here,
but I'm just going to say it. Yeah, I think
you should do like you know Cameo, the app that
you can like buy celebrity messages from. You should do.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I have been messaging me for years to do on it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
You should do it. I know I want to.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Literally I just always forget.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
But you should do like a real life version where
you dress it, where you're a Jacqueline Vagen or you
and you do like your Marilyn Monroe character and you
go to people's birthdays and like a party clown and
seeing happy birthday as Marilyn Monroe in charge on mots up.
How good would that be? That would be fun? I
would pay you to come to my birthday. Might be
a good career move. Yeah, but obviously you do me
for free. But then I would be like no, no, please,
(40:01):
I have to pay, and you'd be like no no.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
They'll be like okay, no no, I would absolutely make
you pay.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay, we're up coming. Then I'm gonna get sad Casey Donovan.
I love Casey. She's fabulous. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
We love you, We love you, and you know what,
we will see you. No, we will see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We need to work on that yes bit,
Have I had some website?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yes, bitch, you will have some problems, yes, bitch. Is
my look nice? Signed?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why doll doll? How are you, Jack Fijin? I am
really good. I'm really good. Oh that's good. How are you?
I'm good as well. Welcome to Haydel the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
What are you talking about today? How was your weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
My weekend was really fun. Yeah, it was really fun.
I went to the races.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh that's right. We spoke about that last week. You're
in the conundrum. So you ended up going obviously.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And no conundrum. No articles about me saying up to
the cup. You know what, I went back onto that article.
If you were listening last week, I was talking about
how I was scared because a few years ago I'd
posted a photo with a glass of wine saying this
is the only cup I'll be celebrating this year, but
we don't think about it. That isn't me saying no,
that's that's literally me saying I could have just not
(00:53):
been invited anywhere and say that was the reason why.
I don't think that was the reason. Even though I'm
not pro horse racing. Yeah, even though into the races
in the weekend. I didn't better anything anyway, so there
was no articles. I was very happy. I've come out
the other side and everything's all good. But it was
so it was very glamorous. Again, not to promote the
horse side, but I didn't bet, obviously, but it was
(01:14):
just a really fun thing to do.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, you did look very good. I saw it on
your Instagram. You looked really cute. I'm loving your era
of like I feel like every time I see you
go out or I see you out, if this is
your like Real Housewives erra, like you've been in like
these great kind of power suits, like a little kitten
here with an open toe. I've seen quite a lot.
I'm like, I'm getting Real Housewives energy.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I will take that and run with it. I love that.
That's the kind of energy I want.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I feel like you'd be either. I feel like you'd
be an OCA housewife. Okay, just like Rich stays at home,
does nothing that is a bit mental. That's very me
very mean, not in a mean way, minus the richer
one day. Yeah, I don't know, because I feel like
all the Beverly Hills ons are a bit on him,
and you're not that unhinged yet you asked, and then
(02:05):
all the other ones are just not like as glam.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you know like that. I also take that. Yeah,
I need to start watching the OC. I watched there
was one. Have you e haven't seen any of it? Really?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Have you? Like bits and bobs and different different They did.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like an Ultimate Girls Trip season where they like combine
all the different franchises. Yeah, something from the OC and
they were quite fabulous.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So I like that. I feel like Housewives is turning
into drag Race because you how drag Race has like, yeah,
all the different like Canada, UK, the Original down Under
and then there's like All Stars and it's then there's
All Stars All Winners and then it's like different versions.
Real house size is becoming that with all the different
country franchises, and then with they're doing Ultimate Girls Trip
(02:47):
and then with New York they're doing an OG season
of like.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Which I'm just so excited for. The New York's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard that New York and Beverly
Hills are the best doing OGS. And then a new
season of like all the young new women that have've
never been on the show that are like CEOs and like,
you know, big deals influences as well, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Kind of the new age vibe. No, I'm very excited
for all that. The Wicked was fun. No articles, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What's the vibe with the pants suit and they keep
the heels with the open toes. I mean, like, is
that your new Like, look, what's the deal? I see
it everywhere? Well, I just see it everywhere. I won't really, No,
it's just don't mean on you.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you're wearing it everywhere. It's just what I'm vibing
at the moment. I love a power suit. I felt
like I wore this red one recently, like a red
suit to this like Prime video event. I felt like
Chris Janney at Christmas time, which was really nice. And
then no, I just it's just a vibe at the
moment I wanted to wear. I was wearing like a blue,
like baby blue oversized suit from Daniel Varkian for the racers,
and I wanted to do like no top underneath.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I've done that look before. It's cool. It's apparently you
can't at the races. Yeah, I know you have to
wear a shirt. So happy to murder some horses, but
oh God to me do you forget to put a
shirt on you.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I did not murder any horses.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm not saying I mean, okay, right, no, I'm saying
the racers, with their rules, happy to have some. They
like cut all these horses before them actual Melbourn Cup
eve inside because they're all injured, and they would have
been down and said straight through a few drinks. I was.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I was like chatting with like some of the other
cars from the challenge. I was like, we should go
out the back and set the horses free.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh my god, that would have been amazing scene. Jack
Vision sets Melbourne Cup horses free down Flemington Road or whatever.
I don't know, so funny if you had been filming
a reality show, that would have been like the perfect thing.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To right, maybe that's what's next. Maybe we should have
a reality show.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, like not likes and like the Challenge as in
like h like simple life. Yeah yeah, yeah, that would
be like the ultimate episode. That would be so funny. Actually,
speaking of Christianna, how you said just feel like Christianna.
Did you see all the Kardashians doing like it was
Chris's birthday and they all dressed as iconic Chris.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I saw that just my god, it brings me to
my knees. It's the best thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
The best.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It was. So Chloe is Chris like with that little wig, and.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That was my face. Chloe is my least favorite, but
that was my favorite out She just annoys me. She's like,
I still like her, but out of everyone, she's my
least favorite. Everyone's got a favorite, yeah, of course, but yeah, like,
my god, she did look the best. And then I
thought Kim looked the best as well, but I hated
them the outfit, but she did right good, really good.
(05:32):
That was hysterical. I loved that such a good.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I love that they're just playing. They're playing, they play.
They're so self deprecating these days, which I think is
just so good because it cuts through all the bullshit
because the everyone can I'm gonna make fun of them
if they're making fun of themselves exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know. And I just love it so much. I
just love the new season is so good. Yeah, and
I like how they're like now up to where Season
one had come out already, so like they obviously just
filmed a whole bunch of Season one and they swilmed
a whole bunch of stuff and then we're like, up
to this point, it's season one, because then a couple
of weeks ago we saw them at the premiere four
(06:09):
season one. Yeah yeah, and we're halfway through season two,
so I like that now we're up to date with
like diring, so we're seeing like in real time. It's
so good, so good. I wonder how long that show
will keep going for.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, I've just started. It's not only on season two,
I know, but I reckon it'll go. I reckon the
next gen. I reckon all the kids will then lack.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's just going to keep going. I think.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I don't think that Kardashian rayin wand.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Think about so Mason is like I think, like twelve
or thirteen, he's the oldest one. Yeah. I reckon when
they reach eighteen, they'll be like, but he hates being
on I was watching something the other week that with
Courtney was in it might have been Kardashian's and she
was like, Mason doesn't like be on camera, So like,
give him a few years. Even if we had to
wait five years till he's eighteen and wanted to do it, yeah, then.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Like certainly, what that's that's five seasons. Yeah, no, there
was twenty two seasons a year, so ten seasons. But
there was twenty season, wasn't there of the Yeah Sunbash.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah. If it was like North and True and like Penelope,
I would I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I would watch Oh for sure, I would.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I would watch anything, yeah, Meto, anything that. I just
love them anyway. Oh my god. Actually, speaking of other
shows that I love, do you think cathinkm announced there
the like special day? When is it November twenty, So
it's like a couple of Mondays away?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Wait, that's so soon.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so it's not this Monday. Yeah, it's the Monday after.
Oh my god. But you know what is this like
when but twenty is a Sunday? Maybe it's Sunday?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, good because Monday is when the challenge comes out.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So oh yeah, this Monday is when the challenge comes out.
This Monday fourteenth, the fourteenth, and then the twentieth, which
is the Sunday. Is Kathink came out? Effluent Life. I'm
so exciting. This is the first time there's new Kathink
came in, Like I don't know, and then what is
it every Sunday? There's just two episodes, so maybe it's
Sunday and Monday, but there's only two episodes. It's just
a special episode. I think it's I thought it was
(07:59):
like coming back. No No, So it's like it's like
the Friends reunion. Apparently it's it's a bit like a reunion.
They're showing unseen clips and unseen bloopers, and they've done
some new bits and bobs of like to make up,
so it'll probably be like an hour special. There might
be like ten minutes of new stuff. Then the rest
(08:21):
will all just be like I feel hoodwinked bloopers and stuff.
But I love watching bloopers, don't you I do. I
love the bloopers from like ab Fab and Kathy Kim.
That was so funny. Bloopers, Oh my god. I havently
watched them on YouTube. They're so good. Do you know?
Once when I was in London, I love apabs so much.
(08:41):
I spent a whole day walking around Holland But before
I went. This is like when I was like nineteen
or something, and I've been to London heaps times because
my family lives there. But I wanted to find Adena's
house in Holland Park and they always used the same
house for Ages in the first few Eddie Eddie, Okay,
and so I before when I watched every single episode
(09:02):
and like look had like the like photo. I think
maybe I took photos of the screen or whatever. I
can't remember. I had photos of what the house looked
like and the street and there's like this specific ballard
on this little island in the street. Holland Park's not
very big. That the kind of how she lives in.
There's not many of those streets. Been Ages trying to
(09:22):
find that house. Literally spent a whole day walking around
Holland Park.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
No, I never found No looking for celebrity houses, aren't you. Yeah,
I'll just people's houses in general.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Who else have I done?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Remember what we always go to like those open homes
and like look at people's stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh yeah, they're not celebrity homes. I haven't done that.
Did go to the Catholic gym house? Yeah? I just
like seeing because that's a show. I just love seeing
stuff on shows that I love totally. Yeah, but yeah, no,
Kathy house is easy to find, but they never put
out the address of the house. Now I think house
(10:00):
has gone yet, But the Avab house they changed it
when they did the movie, which I watched very recently, and.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I can only picture the house from the movie.
I kind of didn't because I watched I watched ab
Fab when I was really young and only saw like
episodes here and there. You should rewatch the whole thing
start to finish.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It's on stand. It's so good if you watch it's
every episode back to back and all the specials. Yeah,
it's so good. I've rewatched the whole thing a couple
of years ago. It might have been the first lockdown
we had. I watched every single episode. Oh so good.
It's only like twenty minutes long. You can smash them out.
It's it's like six episodes of season and there's only
five seasons or something.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's so you know what else is out? And I
really want to watch it. I think it's out the
season two of White Lotus. Have you seen the first thing?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yes? Yes, I think the second episode is out now.
It's so good. I've only watched the first episode of
season two, but episode two of season two was out.
I thought the whole season came out. No, No, it's
week by week because in America it's not on streaming.
I'm a big binger. Yeah it's.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I just ate six erroh did just eat six pharaoh
shares too much Little Britain? I know?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Is this a TV review podcast?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
You remember Bubbles Deville was Matt Lucas in the fat
suit with the red hend. She was always naked.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, I don't know if we can talk about Brittany Yeah, no,
but it was just him in a fat suit, right,
And but Bubble there was this one scene and me
and my friend.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Always quote her. She she goes into like someone some
rich man's house and like Santa Pez or something, and
by the front door he has a whole bowl of ferreo.
She it's me, and she's like, I can't remember exactly,
but she is like, oh ferreo rushes someone's doing well.
It's like it's so funny. And then she unwraps one
(11:44):
and eats it like really essentially, and it was like
I remember always thinking, oh my god, Ferrero roches must
be like really glamorous, really expensive. But they're just the
same as every other normal so yummy though, I know,
but they're like the same as just not expensive.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I just had to put the last one in the
bin because I knew I was gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It in reach there.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Remember, I'll get it out.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Why did you cardiad out of the bin? Why did
you have a whole rocause I have an day?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Because it's been crazy, it's gonna go but because it's
been crazy. Because so this week is like promo week
before the challenge coming out. Oh yeah, the challenge is
out on Monday, Monday forty November seven thirty. It is out.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Very exciting Channel ten, Channel ten, Channel ten ten. I'm
so excited to see this. It looks so good. That's
going to go off. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, I'm very excited, very very excited. But yes, it's
been a crazy week so far, even though what is
the day?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Tuesday? Yeah, Tuesday, see you next Tuesday, see you next Tuesday.
So do you have to do like lots of how
does it work? When you because obviously you guys filmed
it when August okay, also not that long ago, not
too long ago, and so how like how does it work?
Do you obviously can't say anything about it what was
on the show? No, but how do you like do
promo for it? Like do you have to do all
this stuff? This week? Is They're like folk imagine you're
(12:54):
doing like photo shoots and interviews and going on TV.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, so you are, Like this morning, I did a
another podcast for like news Corp or.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh it tests like Pharaoh does rough Shair it does.
I did a yeah thing for news Corp.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And then this afternoon with a photoship with the iconic
Syrel and suzanma Tesi from.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh your cast members, Yeah, from it should be fun
and then yeah, there's just lots of different and pieces.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I'm doing like Radio tomorrow and Studio ten on Monday.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, it's lots of fun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I love that because it's it's very like I mean,
depending on the day, like you've got like thing after thing,
ater think a thing.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's very fast paced, which I love. Yeah, that does
just seems fun.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And it's fun these days because I feel like I
don't I'm just myself in interviews now and so like
I don't feel like stressed about like and I just
I just literally say whatever mega in trouble. Sometimes I
just say whatever comes to my mind.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But because when you did Sunrise the other week and
they're like how much did you wait? It was one
hundred grand and then we're talking about it, you're like, oh,
a bit more than that. What's Drue?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It was so funny, but now it's very it's very fun.
It's a fun week and the lead up and then yeah,
it comes out on Monday. I'm very excited to watch.
I hope everyone's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Doing like a watching party or anything.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Ah No, I don't think so. I was going to,
but every time I have a watching party, I can't
actually want to watch the show. Everyone's talking.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Oh, that would annoy me. I would also just sit
and watching silence. I hate watching TV with Yeah, I
just like to watching silence. No phone, I don't like
I never pick up my phone, Like if i'm watching,
I'm watching.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I had this one when I did when I was
in the Voice, my audition was on. I had like
a viewing party and a couple of people wn't name names,
but they were so fucking loud. They talked to the
whole fucking thing. I was like, shut up. I'm singing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's like, okay, I get if it's not you, like
talk if it's not you. Yeah, but yeah, while you're
on shut the fuck up my thing. That's why you're
over here to watch me on the Voice, sir. Oh
my god, that's funny. I know. But yeah, no, I'll
be watching it alone. I think maybe I'll do it
with family. Yeah, you's still with your mom. It's a
very family friendly show, is it not.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, it depends what they air. There was a few
things that went that family friendly. Yes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, during the week, someone leaked the Conrad and Megan
like actually hooked up in the hot tub, and they're like,
was leaked footage and it was the whole thing, and
so that's like because a couple, because it must be.
When the promo came out, Daily Mail like wrote an
article saying like it looks like these still were hooking up,
and then it was like confirmed that it was them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Was it confirmed because I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, there was like close up shots of them and everything. Yeah, scandal.
I know that's gonna be. God, I'm so excited to
see this show.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It's gonna it's gonna be camp. I was saying in
an interview this morning. I was like that within the
first literally seven minutes of walking into the house, we
all were given like a winer, a cocktawl, and I
hear screaming from one of the bedrooms and I don't
know if I can say any more than that it was,
but basically it was. It was just like there was
fighting within the first seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh not like not like excited screaming, like abuse. Oh Cyrel,
I already know Cyrel. Yeah, that was like all she
did on Maths. That's why she was the best Mass
cast member ever. I love her so much. So I'm
seeing this Sampson for that shoot. I can't wait. Oh
that'll be So what's the shoot for It's from Mia.
(16:20):
Oh yeah, that'd be good. To be fun.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I've got like another power suit, which you will love.
It's another red one, but it's like a corrupt Daniel
Varkian moment.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yep, you'll love it. I've been doing your sit ups.
You just had fourteen chocolates.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
No, it's not corrupt as in like my bellies hanging out.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
It's okay, just like not like long.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And I have not been doing any sit ups. I
really need to get to the gym and stop eating chocolate.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh my god, So I started going to a new gym.
I think I told you the other week. Oh my,
I am the ice bath, cold plunge king. I'm so
into it now. You know, everyone was always banging on
about it on like interview. Shut up with your freaking
ized bar. No one cares. No, I'm into it, Oh
my god, I'm so into it. So like they have
a steam room and a sauna and a hot tub
(17:05):
and the cold plunge And do you are you like
a talker at the gym? Do you talk to people?
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Me?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Either? But then yesterday I mean people like random, Yes,
I met a friend in the steam room yesterday. This
sounds like the sort of APIs. It's a legit steam
room and so the gym, and and we were like
because we were like, there was this weird old guy.
(17:33):
So the steam room and the sauna and next to
each other. It's all glass. You can see into either
room and then right out the front of them the
cold are weird old just because he's old, he's weird. No,
he was being weird. There was a there was a
cold the cold plunges in front of so you can
see like right through the glass walls. And he was
being so weird. It's like he was scared to get
(17:53):
into the cold water, like he was trying to HiPE
himself up. But he was just being really weird and
he was like pacing and then he.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Was like acting weird okay, yeah, and the men he
was like cracking onto you weird.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
No outside, trying to get into the Yeah you're thinking,
hent want to do this is a gym, this is legit.
He's trying to was like trying to. It looks like
he was trying to hype himself up to get into
the cold water because it's freezing and it's like an
in ground. It's like maybe a punge pool. Yeah, but
it's like it's like the size of a large bath
(18:25):
but standable deep and it's in ground and they're like
steps yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's not just like a pencil dive into.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
The no no, but you can. But a lot of
people doing the war goes everywhere, which is so annoying anyway,
So he was like trying to g himself up to
get in, and you could and there's a clock on
the wall, and so you could see him like looking
at it being like okay, Like for example, it was
coming up to twelve, he'd be like, all right, here
we go, Okay, I'm gonna do it. So since he
hits twelve, and then he's like looked like he was
about to jump in and then stop. He kept doing it.
(18:54):
And then there's these weird leather chairs in the like
steam room area that the old men always sit on naked,
and then they'll leave and then fimbnute say to someone else,
I think it's so weird anyway, So he would like
sit on one of those and then he would like
walk around in circles. And so me and the other
guy that were in the steam room, we'll look at
each other like this guy is so weird because it
(19:14):
was funny, like he was crazy vibes, and then we
were like started to like had a bit of a
lull and then like having a bit of a chat.
Then he was like touching this thing on the wall.
This is a really boring story, but it's just that
I made a friend. It's just that I made a
friend with someone who the team room because I like
never talk to anyone in the gyre end of this. Yeah,
just because you like had.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
A loll we like brought out you browed out. I
don't want you to ever say that again.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Please, But he was like playing with the censor on
the thing, and I was like, what are you touching?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He was a censor?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, he was the steam room, so the sensor is broken,
so the steam doesn't come out enough, and you got
to touch this, and I was like, all right, okay,
so you made a friend. Yeah, I made a friend.
Yeah I love that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, fabulous because usually but you're like in shredding mode.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh yeah, but hashbag bal body, hashtag Bali body, not
Bally Belly. No out, I'm so my friend was just
in Bali and he got on the last day at
the airport. Imagine having Barley Belly on the way home. No,
I would not get on that plane, my god. And
(20:20):
I don't know why. I'm just noticing you've got a
pack of almonds in front of Is this part of
your like, yeah, shredding, shredding? Ahm, I know I'm getting
(20:51):
like goosebumps to feel weird. Turned on weird, no weird anyway. Yeah,
And then shout out to my housemates who said I
looked statuesque yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We love this sounds really all I can hear is
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I know I'm going to turn it off and you
talk Okay, well, you know you told me that your
housemates said that I was And now I just feel
like my housemate needs to tell me that I need
I look statuesque.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
To come back and be like, have you ever seaten
fourteenth for hour?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh my god, statuesque is such a great adjective. I
literally said to him. I was like, oh my god,
what an adjective.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Think you thank you? Statue esque.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I feel like we're chaotic today.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
We just haven't stopped over the show. I know I'm sweating, but.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
There's no better mess than a hot mess. Let's be
got on a T shirt. There's no better mess than
a hot mess. It's very much. You get onto that.
What's in your bag?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
By the way, in my bag? Oh my Maya bag,
I'm going to do some ASMR as well.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What is it? Sorry? What a loud audible bag? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So I went to Maya before coming here because I
got invited into the personal shopping suite.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I do a hole. You know on YouTube they're like,
do a hall of what they got?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, it's it's people are listening, not watching. Yeah, we
can still describe it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like, hey guys, so I'm doing a hole today. I
went to Maya.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Well there's a bunch of okay, So it's with Maya
an American Eagle, not spun but gifted. And yeah, I
just got a bunch of gorgeous shirts shorts for summer.
I got like four pazz of jeans, which I'm very
excited about because I'm just not someone that buys jeans.
I've had the same pair of jeans for like four years.
So I'm very excited, very grateful.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You're kind of really hard to find jeans that fit
and work for you. I just never really put them off.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I never tried.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I really wear jeans either.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't really wear them, but I'm going to. I
got some really cute, like lightwashed blue, baggy ripped jeans,
which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So what is in there? Lots of linen, a pair
of green corduroy shorts. I would call that avocado, but
that's like been left out for a day, so that's
like a little brown, like in a good way.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Except one one of the shirts that stood.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
At the taber. Oh my god, that's the security I know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So I've got to go back after this. But it's
only on one of them.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Not beep when you walked out. I didn't. Yeah, I
actually stole all of.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And what else is there I've got a beautiful little
would you call it avocado no T shirt?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, that's sort of the same avocado color avocado that's
been out for a day.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And yeah, I got a bunch of little jeans black blue,
lightwish blue. Anyway, I'm very, very happy because I was
saying to you that I was like, I need more clothes.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Where was it? Where's which Maya in the city. Have
I talked about my horrific Katie Perry encounter at Maya before?
I don't think so. So I had to interview Katy
Perry for something, wasn't she announced? Oh my god, did
it taste like forever her again? I really want to
find her saying for a rah hair, No, let it go.
(24:11):
It's so funny. You'll die if we.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Will find it at the end, tell you Katy Perry story.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, So she had just announced the Witness Tour I think,
which is the one with the eyeballs everywhere and the
short hair that looked like your hair, right, and may
was like the main sponsor for some reason, and they
had like an interviews junket thing set up in a
dressing room, but not like a big like.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You have to this what was the punchline.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
No, I don't know that was in a weird dressing room, right.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
But no you told me because you told the story
and you showed us something on your phone, probably just
a photo of me and her.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh yeah, that was it. That was it. Yeah, but yeah,
it's was so weird in a dressing dress so tiny
our knees were touching.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Was it in the personal shopping suite area?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
When I tell you it was a dressing room? Literally,
it's like where you're in, like with a curtain with
like the sales assistant Joanne out the front, like do
you need a bigger side style right Legit was that, yeah,
But you know how sometimes they have at the end
of the road that disabled one with a door. It
was that one. So it was like a little bit bigger
than a normal cubicle, but it was a chained room cubicle, right,
(25:18):
Very peculiar, very peculiar. Yeah, I love that. All right, Well,
should we take a break and they're going to come back,
and we've got some dear dolls to get to. Let's
do it flooded inbox with them, flooded me basement.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yet, welcome back, everybody. I think we're going to do
some hay dolls. Is that right, Dear Dolls.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Hay Dolls is the podcast? True?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Okay, Dear Dolls.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's like it's like Dolly Doctor because dolls what it hilarious?
Dolly Doctor. Don't remember the sealed section, Dolly Doctor. No,
I'm young. Same, so you would get like Dolly magazine
and there was like, yeah, yeah, sealed section and people
would be like, Mike, what do I do with that tampon? Girls?
And the doctor would be like you put it in
your more or whatever what So anyway, they also so
(26:17):
we're doing he send if you need like advice on something,
send in your question could be about anything. Yes, I
will give you our advice because I've done a lot
of therapy, so I'm very across giving advice. Yes. Yeah,
don't tell my lesbian therapy is back from Canada therapist. No.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, that's exciting. Yeah, but you don't actually know if
she's lesbian or not.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You just get the lesbian Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so are
you ready? Yes? Also, by the way, you stay anonymous,
send them to add hey dob put on Instagram. Yeah,
and yeah, we won't give your name away. No, Dear
Doll Dolls dear dolls. I just found out my boyfriend
has slept with most of his girl friends in them
(27:00):
hookups or one night stands, and he's so chill about it.
I'm not the kind of person that is friends with
x's and hate that he is friends with these girls
and still talks to them. He won't tell me which friends,
so whenever we all go out or are at parties,
I'm paranoid which girls it is because there are so
many of them. What do I do? Am I being
(27:20):
that crazy girlfriend in capital letters? Oh it's a girl? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh, I'm thinking it was a boy who's had a
boyfriend who's sleeping with girls. I was like, okay, okay, no,
so this is a girl.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Correct girl talking about her boyfriend and the boyfriend who's
slept with all of his friends that are girls, most
of his friends.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, sorry I thought it was a gay couple.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, no, okay, okay, I've got my head around it now. Okay, Well,
I mean that's fair. I feel like I wouldn't feel
that comfortable.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
So the guy's friends with all these girls, correct, and
he's slept with all them, basically.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Most of them, and most of his girl friends.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if you put that
into like a gay context, that's pretty common for us.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I feel like there's different expectations and in the straight
world than the gay world.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, I think I don't think you're being I don't
think you're crazy and me that girl, But I feel
like he should maybe just say he's probably doing it
to protect you because he knows you'll go a bit
a bit crazy. He's like, like, because if he's like,
maybe this girl has really good relationships with all of
his friends that are real, and so maybe if he's
(28:30):
like it's Becky and Susie and Donna, she's going to
be like end up hating Becky and Susie and Donna, right, Like,
she's not gonna end up on So he hasn't told
her which ones?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, Yeah, when I read these out, do you listen
or it just threw.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Me because I thought it was a gay couple.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, so he said, she says, he won't tell me
which friends. So whenever we're all out or at parties
and paranoid, which girls it is? Because there's so many
of them, right, so they must be a big friend group.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yes, Yeah, so yes, I would take what are they
wanting advice on whether they should?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What do I do? And am I being paranoid and crazy?
That that in capital letters? Crazy girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, are any any of my girlfriends if I if
I think of like this was happening to them, they
would feel the exact same way they'd feel. Yeahs a
valid way to feel totally. And my girl, A lot
of my girlfriend's pretty crazy. It's like they would not.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
But that's they throw down in a weird way. He
might be doing it for your sake to pre for
better use of the word, protect you from feeling hurt
or cut or whatever you're friends with these girls. Yeah,
so he's saying like, no, I'm not going to tell
you because like you'll be weird. And then maybe it's
like trying to it's his way of saving relationships with
(29:43):
his relationship with her, his relationship with his friends that
the girls, her relationship with his friends that are girls.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So it sounds like if it's a lot of girls
from his friends career, I feel like you're just gonna
have to get over it because you can't like cut him.
He's going to what, Yeah, no, keep going because you
can't like get him to cut them off, So like,
what's the I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, no, I this reads to me like they're a
big high school friendship group that are still all friends.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I want to know how long it's been since he's
slept with them?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, what doesn't say how long we've been together? I know,
but they it reads to me like that. You know,
they're all high school friends, have all known each other
for quite a while. Otherwise, why else would everyone still
be friends with each other and all banging each other?
You know, I reckon, that's that's the ISS.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So to answer, you're not parid, My friends wild feel
the same.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Not crazy, But maybe have a conversation with him and
be like, I would really like to know, or maybe
at least just what I think.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I don't think you want to know, but if she
really wants to know, because I think that's the I
think the motive behind that his own is not it's
just to know. It's just to know, and that's never good.
That's never good.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I would want to know, though I would do everything
if it was me, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It wouldn't like make you feel better, It would make
you probably feel worse, and then you might like not
like that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't know no, one hundred percent, and I would
cut them out of my life. I've pushed them up
a bridge. Well, good luck with that one. Don't all right?
See what I mean? Like we're good at advice, but
also not. You know, I don't think we are all right, dolls.
I really want to go through my partners sorry she's
(31:21):
spelled is with spelling mistakes. I really want to go
through my partner's phone, but he won't let me. I
know his pass code because I've watched him put it in,
but I pretend I don't know it. Oh my god,
I'm obsessed with this person. He always got it with him.
He always has it with him. I guess I should be.
(31:42):
Or he's hiding it in his pocket so I never
get the chance, and I'm too scared to do it
when we're in bed in case he wakes up. Do
you have any tips on how I can get into it? What?
Or should I not be trying to see what's on
his phone? I want to through his pictures, read messages,
and look at his browse's history. I know I said crazy,
(32:05):
but I just feel like he's been up to some
shady shit.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
What kind of I love this person, what kind of
shady shit? I'd love to know.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know what the suspicion is.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Maybe she's do you think he's cheating? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What's the word? Not implying that she thinks sorry, she's
implying that he has been up to some shady ship
like cheating maybe or messing around with people.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
If it's cheating, you know what? I think? Like, I
I would just ask him if you've got some suspicions,
I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Can I look through your phone? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I feel like there's you should just be able to
look through each other's phones in a relationship, yeah, if
I don't know, if like, I feel like.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Like I wouldn't care. I've got nothing to hide. But
if you do have something to hide, you obviously wouldn't
want people going through your phone.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But well, then I reckon you should ask him. Don't
do the whole sneaky situation. I mean, it's pretty iconic,
but I just it's only going to go badly. And
then if you do, I don't know. I wouldn't do that.
That's just just me personally, But I would just ask
him open if it's a good relationship. You want to last,
you should have healthy connection. Yeah, and just ask him, Hey,
(33:16):
I'm getting a vibe of this. Can I look through
your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
And what if he says no.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well then I feel like then that's kind of confirming
that there's some shady shit going on.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Isn't not?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Or if they just want private I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
See, like on one head to understand, like it's my phone,
it's my business, Like it's not your business to go
through my phone. I'm not a minor and you're not
my parent, Like you can't I look through my ex's
phone once? Did you find anything? Was it good or bad?
There was nothing? See? Okay? So but are you glad
you looked through it?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I feel bad? Oh okay, Well then there's the probably
the perfect Sure, there's the advice, advice you've done it, because.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
What if there's nothing there? You feel bad?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't know, or maybe you're full relief, who knows. Yeah,
you'll feel relief, but then you probably will feel bad
that you did it and were doubting him and like
judging him. This is true. But I also do love
to look through people's browsers history. Oh my god, it's
so interesting you, like, not that I've ever like done it,
(34:18):
but like it's just so interesting, like what they google,
what they're looking up, like, you know, I don't know,
it's so interesting. Like I always google how to spell
words that I don't know. Sometimes they're spelled so badly
my phone is like, I don't know what you're trying
to say, Babe, look it up.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I do the same thing, yeah, spell check, but like
hard words because I'm a really good balance.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So but yeah, no, I don't know, really interesting, like
what kind of like I don't know everything everything, like
look at the look look, look, go into your thing
and look at the past few things you've well you
would have looked up. So Mine'm like really lame. So okay,
oh okay. So this one Where to buy O High
hand wash because actually Kim did in that Green Christian
(35:04):
address a video on Chris's bathroom and they had O
Hi hand washing hand soap and you can buy I know,
they sell it at Sephora, but they didn't have the
hand wash. I actually went in the other day to
try and find it. They didn't have it, and they
had the moisturizers, so I was like, wait a, then
what else? How to revive hydrangers. Mine's really boring, but
that's what I mean. It's interesting. That is interesting. I had
my hydrangers died or they were like wilting, and I
(35:26):
knew you can revive them. Oh, this is a bit
of a Better Homes and Gardens podcast, right, So if
you've got a wilting hydranger, you can. You cut them
about an inch off the bottom of the stem, and
then you put them in a cup of boiling water,
like the stem, not the flower a part, and that
revives them. Then the other hack is to dunk the
head of them, so the actual pedals in icy cold
(35:46):
water and lead them because they water can soak up
through the pedals. And but I think so that's why
I did yesterday. It didn't work because they had already
done like a week ago, the boiling water hacks. I
don't think you can do both. But yeah, you got that.
Googled about the monkey pox saxtine because Nisthel's Health sent
me a thing. I'm finally Valance. I got one of
those yesterday. I've had the first dose. Oh you got
on Texas well yesterday. Yeah, I need to get the
(36:08):
second dose. So I tried to book in and it
was too hard. So New South Wal's Health fix your
fucking shit because it's so hard to book an appointment
in my mom is really easy. What else does your
Oh my god do right? I do have an obsession
with where people live. I was googling where does Kelly
Ripple live? You really do?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I promise you? We have conversations off the.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Podcast Oh my God, I'm Mental Crazy and Red Carpet
One I won ten Rules for perfect Posing. I need that.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I googled myself do.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You have Do you have Google notifications on yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
We've talked about this.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh have we? Why did you google yourself? What for
are we looking for?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Because I've got I saw that there was an article
from the Races, and I wanted to make sure that
it was like a bad one.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
It wasn't about your up to the cup post, but
they used the worst photo. Looked terrible anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
What else?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
There's not much of porn.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I've started watching porn again, because remember I told you
I don't really watch porn vaguely.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I started watching Well, ours are all quite boring, but
like interesting, you know, That's what I mean. It's so
interesting seeing things that people google it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Like and do we answer the deer adult who gives
a fuck?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I don't know what does she want Cartner's phone? Blah blah.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh yeah, No, I would just ask him straight out, Okay,
I'm feeling a vibe.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, And then if he says
f off, I would say, there's probably ann it's you.
But as you said, you've done it and then you
feel felt bad. Yeah, so maybe maybe you could like
stage a robbery at your house. This is too much,
and you could like pretend to like steal like some
(37:51):
of your jewelry, like an iPad, you know, like a laptop,
his phone if he's getting way too no, like in
like not a weird way, and then go through it
and then dump it like in like a like a
like a garbage bag at the end of the street,
but like where it's safe. And then you are gonna
know you be like, oh my god, oh, like before
(38:14):
we call the like everyone's going to realize you can
be like before we call the police, let's just have
a look outside, and then you're gonna find the bag
of electronics on the street and be like, here it is.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
If you sent this dear Dolan, do not do that.
That's a terrible idea. That would be a fun like
thing though, it's very you. I definitely would do something
fun like that.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It's very you. Yea.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Or should we wrap this up?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, yeah, no, no worries. Yeah, You've got places to be,
people to do. I've got to work on my statuet
I know what did my called me?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Statue esque body?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Statuesque body? Yes? Yeah? All right, Well, thank you so
much for listening, Like, subscribe, give us five stars, follow
us on.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I was gonna say, TikTok, do you have a TikTok? Now?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh it's still yes, bitch, and we don't know the
past and it's a whole fang.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Follows on TikTok on TikTok though, yeah yeah, and but yeah,
what are we on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hey? Dog pods? Yep, it's Tom Whittko on Instagram for me,
Jack dot Vigen on Instagram for Jack. That's it And
if you want to hire Jack. Did we talk about
this on the podcast or was this off?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It was off the podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I had the most genius idea for Jack to make money,
and I was about to drop the idea on here,
but I'm just going to say it. Yeah, I think
you should do like you know Cameo, the app that
you can like buy celebrity messages from. You should do.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I have been messaging me for years to do on it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
You should do it. I know I want to.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Literally I just always forget.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
But you should do like a real life version where
you dress it, where you're a Jacqueline Vagen or you
and you do like your Marilyn Monroe character and you
go to people's birthdays and like a party clown and
seeing happy birthday as Marilyn Monroe in charge on mots up.
How good would that be? That would be fun? I
would pay you to come to my birthday. Might be
a good career move. Yeah, but obviously you do me
for free. But then I would be like no, no, please,
(40:01):
I have to pay, and you'd be like no no.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
They'll be like okay, no no, I would absolutely make
you pay.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay, we're up coming. Then I'm gonna get sad Casey Donovan.
I love Casey. She's fabulous. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
We love you, We love you, and you know what,
we will see you. No, we will see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We need to work on that yes bit,
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