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November 15, 2022 31 mins

Jack’s new TV show ‘The Challenge’ is FINALLY out and we’re chatting to the first person kicked off the show – actress and influencer Suzan Mutesi!

Find out how she almost DIED on set and Jack saved her life!

PLUS she caught a couple having SEXY TIME in the show showers!

AND she clears up those David Walliams dating rumours! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I haven't had some work done. Yes, bitch, you have
some card bumps. Yes, bitch, look nice, Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bitch, yes, how are you? Jack Vic Jim?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I am good. I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Why wait? Is it from all the party you've been
doing because your show came out last night?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's all the.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Press I've been doing for the show. Oh, yes, we're tired, though.
It's a fun it's the fun busy yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
For the busy weekend. I feel like I've seen you
everywhere lately.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
So I went to so Fun. We've had the color
from Bstown.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I went to Carlo's birthday on Friday night. Where was
it in Bankstown?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
The actual part of your Bankstown? Oh, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Where it was that like what's it called? It was
at some rooftop bar, but it was like a rooftop
It was beautiful. I was not expecting it and it was. Yeah,
it was gorgeous. It was a huge rooftop bar. And
she hired out like one of the like.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Wow, half of it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Basically, who was who was there? Just a bunch of
industry people if you drag queens.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
And we all just had a bit of a kiki
that is it was hysterical bank Town. That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
It was hysterical because Tracy Grimshaw sent in a video
message for her birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Like at the current affair day.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
They like yes, and they brought out a big TV
and they yeah, it was so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh my god, that's like when you were in primary
school and they're like, wheel out a big TV on
a trolley on like a rain of day.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Really completely What did Tracy say? I don't know, but
she used the word gronk and I died. She's never
looked something you'd anticipate, Tracy saying.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Jacy would have done a practice round the auto Q
and been like, sorry, Crystal, what is gronk? What's a grounk?
What's gronk? Besud be like, what does gronk mean? This
is the news reader, boys, I just assume all the
time time. Well, speaking of the challenge MTVS, it's meant
to be called MTVS a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Spoken about the challenge, we've been speaking of you.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
We said your show was on last night? Did we
I did?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I'm just tired and.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
We haven't a going to talk about ages because it
hasn't been honest.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
First steps happened.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yes, there's another episode tonight if you listen to this
on Tuesday, yes, and which you need to watch, Yes,
last night. So okay, obviously we work out well if
if the rest of the season is like last night.
There's a couple of challenges every.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Night, and there's a challenge and an elimination challenge challenge.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, so two challenges and then the couple because everyone's
teamed up a guy and a girl in like little
partnerships and both people it's always a double elimination. It's
like a team elimination.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Well we don't know that, oh right, okay, but that's
what last night, that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, so two people got kicked out. Billy the Boxer,
that's all I know him as do you know his
last name? Or we'll say about Billy the Boxer and
someone who I'm very glad was I'm sure obsessed with.
I and me, Yeah, both of us are obsessed with
a woman called Suzanne Mattesi Queen Queen. Now. I randomly

(03:12):
just know her from seeing her at events all the time.
If there's an opening, not in a mean way, no
shade olow power to her, she'll be there. If they're
opening a Spotlight Store. She'll be there. Yeah, she'll plug
your material and she'll look the best. Yep, and she'll
probably have a reveal. I think we spoke about this
the other week. I've seen her at things.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Before, Cinderella Musical she.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yes, yes, I saw her. I think it was sixth
the musical open.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
We need to bring all these things up with her,
because she's we needed she. She's downstairs. We're gonna come
bring her. We're gonna bring her out.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, yeah, we've got basically, she's here to chat. She's
got a victored last night, got kicked off the challenge,
and I'm so excited she's here because it's one of
those people on social media that I always like, check
what she's doing on her story, look at her post,
because I'm just she's so interesting to sad that she
was kicked off in the first night, because I feel
like we had way more to come from her. Absolutely, Okay,
let's go downstairs get her or bring her up. We'll

(04:09):
be right back back.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, Oh my god, I we are here with one
of my favorite people, the Queen Mates.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I want to do like an Africa thing.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You can again.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh my gosh, do it again and let me first
warm up my voice. Jack, you would relate to that?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wow, my god, I love that?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Is it appropriate if I do it?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, can you teach me ready?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Your voice warmed up?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Always Jack's always stay ready to have to get ready
to God, that was good.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh my god? Do I have African roots? Yes?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
You're That's like welcome, welcome, and that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's like when someone does that, they're acknowledging you. Everyone
that says Jo's the drums, it's everything. It's like, we
see you, welcome.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I love that, well, welcome to you. Where are you
going after last night?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Emotional? Yeah, because I leave the house and I live
on my beautiful people there. But then at the same time,
it's the game, isn't.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It It is.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We were just talking before you came in about the show,
and obviously Jack's on it. We haven't been able to
talk about hardly anything because it hadn't started yet, contracts
had been signed, all that sort of stuff, and so
we're kind of recapping what it is and what happens
in the show and who you are. But for people
who maybe missed the show or you know, don't know,
Like what's going on. Let's introduce you a little bit

(05:54):
to everyone, and this is I watched the show last night.
I loved it. This is like your intro. You're more
than a triple threat. Actress, author, influencer, fashion designer, one
point two million followers on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Do you know that I was also danced for salone
when she was in Australia.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Influencer. Oh my god, so she's got connections, connections.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Listen, that's insane. I had no idea I did.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
She was performing at the Opera House and I was
part of her main dancers with a few other girls,
and it was a big album tour that she had
in Australia.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I remember that at the Opera House quite a few
years though, now right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
The sky is that the song?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I think that was the Don't.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah that's the same. I think that's the same album.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the same.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah. How fabulous, I know?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Can I just say my favorite part of last night's
episode was when Ryan from Maths made just a raw
egg smoothie when he was making and I was like,
when he was cracking all the eggs and I was like, Oh,
he's going to like make scrambled eggs, like make an omelet.
Then he put it in the blender and I was like, ah,
he's making scrambled eggs because he added milk to it,
and then he just poured it into a glass and

(07:11):
I was like no, It's like I happened in slow
in my mind. I was like, he's not going to
do it, He's not going to drink and then all
of a sudden he stole it, and I was like,
is he normal? Does any did any other crazy stuff
like that happen in the house or it's crazy? Is
probably just weird?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
A lot of crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Stuff, A lot of crazy things happened in the house.
But like he's the only one who was drinking eggs.
We were all eating them.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
We ate old, did you eat a lot?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I feel like I've never eaten more in my life
than when we were in Argentina.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
And the stress was real so the car and they
had a good food though, it was nice and everything,
like the best healthy food. Chopped chopped on a stick.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Choked on a steak. That's what happened.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I felt like someone chucked something in my throat and
I basically gave you.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
The home like maneuver you did. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wait, so what happened? Dinner? Whatever?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Dinner, Everyone's happy, positive vibes, having the best time of
our lives. Take it was like so excited, and I
don't know what's wrong with me. I probably not obviously
using my mouth. You should use them often, not to
chrue things or sack on things.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You know.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
And I was just choking on this and my eyes
just rolled over. I see people pulling me out and
they're like, she's choking. Everyone's like she's chocking. She just joking.
Some people just continued eating and just didn't even notice it.
But I'd be like, nah, she's joking on this massive
thing just flew out of my mouth and it was like,
are you kidding me? They were just laughed. Well, we

(08:40):
had to laugh because.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It was so intense. It was, I mean, like, we're
gonna lose you. For a second.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, I thought I was going to die. That was
my challenge.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
The challenge was staying alive.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, I'm like, this is good.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
And I think we were all getting no. I think
we're getting ready to go because I think we had
a uniforms on. I feel like getting.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Ready to like go to maybe elimination.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Shit, and I'm just seeing chalking on step you just
you know, exiting before I'm being evicted.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
See my favorite moment was I thought it was hysterical
and you're like, I've got when you've just been eliminated
and you're doing your master's interview and you're like, I've got,
you know what, I've got no regrets accept my partner.
I was because hysterical because like, how hard was it
when you're just especially in a challenge, when you're just

(09:34):
not meshing with your partner no matter who it is.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Describe it for us.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I felt like, you know when you go through a heartbreak.
I felt like you're married with someone you find out
they're cheating, and they're cheating with your best friend, and
then your whole FuMB there's none about it. It felt
like that, like like I feel like I'm being stubbed
in my like my heart was being stubbed, like like
deep or deeper dipen Like I was like, I just
have nothing else to give, you know, like you're trying

(10:03):
to do the challenge and someone is telling you women
don't tell men what to do, and I'm like, oh
my god, Oh my god, mentally, emotionally, physically, like I
was just like I'm trying. I'm really trying, but you're
not giving me anything. And then there's a moment I
was like, you know, they're gonna win. He's like shut

(10:23):
But you know, the challenge does that to you and
blame him. You know, you wanna you want to win
at the game, But at the same time, it's the
spirit behind the win, you know. It's also like your
motive behind it, and that's what matters. And I think
I think.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's a spirit behind the lose as well, because I
feel like you walked out with your head high, with
a smile and with a fabulous look on your face,
and and I don't think your partner did.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And I think you can see the difference in that.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
I remember him saying one of his interview bits that
he was like, I'm used to winning. I'm gonna win.
And then he also said that he wasn't confiding in you,
and you're a bill. I don't know if that was
for the elimination challenge or the main challenge. Yeah, what
would you say to him, like, because that's a pretty
shit thing to say about someone, especially when you're a
partner in a game together.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Like literally, I wasn't confident because I'm like your box
are you know? Like, and I was like, really hope
fingers crossed. He's a great partner, Like he tried his base,
Like I wasn't relying for me. I've watched the challenge,
so I wasn't relying on his strength. There is logic,
there is common says.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
There is so many elements, so many.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Elements to this, so you can't just rely on your
boxing gloves. Yeah, you gotta use your brain, you know,
and you gotta play the game wisely. And also like
for me, had full things like when he mentioned to Emily, Oh,
when Emma confronted him and he was like, I want
to hurt Jack for me. That broke my heart And
I'm like, yes, it's a bloody game. We're not trying
to kill people here, Yeah, exactly, you know, like, and

(11:51):
it's hard to say, I'm sorry, I'll take that back,
not trying like when you say you want to hurt
someone like I mean, for me, that rubbed me the
wrong way. Listen, I was was just breaking us. I'm like,
how do I even deal with.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Such that you know, well, you said you wanted to
change partners who if you were able to, who would
you have wanted to change to be your male partner
in that instance?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, I wish we stayed with our original partners because
obviously I tried to get Jack, but Currell was faster.
But then Maley was a great option because there was
close to me. But also I would have loved when
he was.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
On Big Brother. He was wringing every challenge basically every
single week, remember that, Yeah, crazy, He was a really
good challenge.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I feel Mali uses his charm. He smiles at you
and he's like, I'm going I felt that, and his
little looks is like you know, I got you. You know.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
But anyway, totally are you pissed off at Jack that
he sent you home?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
No, I'm actually not mad love for Jack like I was.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
You know, I felt horrible, like I.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Was crying for them. I feel like, as you know,
it was like I was sad that the people wanted
them out. I didn't understand how the game played in
the end of the night. To be honest, they did
what they had to do. Like if I had to
go for the house to have some piece, great, but
did I want more opportunities to be in the house. Yes,

(13:18):
and if I get that chance, I'm playing this game different.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, where you saying if you get to go back
in again, okay.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
In the future.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh okay. I thought that was maybe like a drag
race twist when you reappear halfway through the season, like.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I kind of gone home, get more outfits and then coming.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, you guys were all serving looks though, especially like
the first night you were in like a pant you
had a couple of different colors of pants, suit and
different necklaces.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I was obsessed with your body suit. When we went
out to the bar.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, wait, was that a real bar? Or was that
acause at one point you guys are like clubbing and
I was like that looks like fake. It was real.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It was quite funny. I mean it was a real bar.
It was like down the road.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
It was like on the kind of the side of
the freeway and like an hour out.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Of this random little bar.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
But you know, it was a real bar set on
like neighbors with like three extras in it.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean it kind of turned into one, but it
was legit bar.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't have to go back for a drink proper drinks,
A proper drink. I know the drinks are strange. It
was not that.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I was like, I'm not why is everyone like like drunk.
I'm not getting drunk on any drink. It felt like
water to me. But people are saying they're drunk. I'm like,
are we drinking the zame things of people are just
playing pretending to be drunk. And I don't know. But
I'm doing the jack because I was does this little?

(14:50):
I loved it. I'm kept belching, does he do that here?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I think you do, but quite a lot, Actually he does.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Sure you did it last week? And I think they don't.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
They don't show or anything on the show.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
But I'm keeping there was a highlight. I missed them
so much.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't know. I think it's like all my years
of partying and taking drugs back in the day.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I think that's something.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Like it's not small.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
It's like there's no owner.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Oh yeah, there is no now that a lot of
people were saying like that they knew, like all the
Bachelor contestants knew each other. Jack knew Emily going in?
Did you know anyone going in before you started the show?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I knew it with some people, and you know, I
met them here and there, but of course not best
is you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
More like we met each other.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, we met each other. So it didn't feel very
strange to.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Have you stayed in touch, you're still friends with anyone
from Jack.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Audrey.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I talked to a few people, of course therell you
know there's people that we talked to. I think most
of the people in Melbourne we don't really talk to. Oh, Marley,
I do messages here and there, just checking on us.
I mean, Hi, how you going down there? But oh yes,
Sugar met Sugar recently when we went to the rests.
I mean, yeah, well, I said, hello, is that.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Her real name?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, apparently she's got like a really as good as
a black name.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, I think it is okay because I saw, like,
because your your names are on your shirts, and I
just thought because you had the like two Brooks and
the ones like Brook J and Brook B or whatever.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Guys, I think it's are fighting, okay, the.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Same name as someone else and they were just like
picking middle name, stage name.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
It's a stage name, but her name is.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's like a black something like that.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
If you heard it you'll be like, she's black and
then when you meet her snakes.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Now you were just saying before that, you guys, Jack,
you've like kind of met at the you're just things events,
you were already acquaintances. I have to tell you something.
So I don't even know if you remember this. We
met before at like a launch for something, and then
ever since then, I see you everywhere everywhere, every musical

(17:21):
opening night, every event. Hey oh love love the biggest Yeah, yeah,
I see you everywhere. And my favorite thing is to see,
especially at musical opening nights, what you're wearing. So we
were just speaking before. At Cinderella, you basically showed up
with Cinderella like on it.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's a story.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Someone took a video from like the Upper Landing and
you've got like a fucking ten with two people carrying it,
and you've got like a glass of one in your hand,
and you're like, and you entered from you were on
one side of the room and you entered from the other,
and you were walking through the eye, hitting people in
the face with to train it with the most iconic

(18:02):
I've ever seen in my life. What possesses you? I mean,
I know, we know what possess because you're fabulous, But
like where does this where do these outfits come from?
Like are you just like do you just have designers
on what they're called brands on like Speedtle, like do.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Like drag Race you just whipped them up in the
selling room your fashions?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you make these gowns? Like what is happening?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
In the past, I used to make, you know, dresses
and I would literally be intentional about the dresses that
I do wear. But like I have like there's this
lady beautiful stunning lady or empty house design and all
there's a lot of like different higher places. They usually
they know I'll go to events and they like they

(18:42):
ask me what do you want to wear and things
like that, and I'm thinking Cinderella. I have never been
a Cinderella, and I know have a lot of ugly
sisters out there trying to get me. I'm like, this
is my mama. And I was like, I'm will show
you absolutely like I don't have people helping with a
dress on your mic, you know. And I had one

(19:03):
of my best friends, Dylan holding the dress, you know,
like helping me out. But it was hilarious. I was
like this is my moment. Cinderella is going to get
her little shoe with her prince, and all my uglass
has gone. Watch.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Another dress moment I have to bring up is when
I saw you at six the Musical, and it was
still kind of winter and you had a big coat on,
and it's like you basically did a reveal. You had
this like dress tucked up under the coat kind of,
and as soon as it was your turn to get
a photo done, You're like pull off the coat that
was like just black or gray or something, and then
all of a sudden, you were like in this huge dress,

(19:38):
like you're at the Metcarla, and everyone was like, oh
my god, it's just my favorite. I just know it's
going to be a moment.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
But you know what, like honest shoth people don't even
know this so shy and a panic on every red carpet.
And as much as I'm a creative I love dressing,
I love having fun with it, I mean why noth
Because I'm so nervous. I feel like the dress will
speak louder than what I'm feeling. I don't have to

(20:06):
show it, so everyone's focusing on the dress and I'm
trying to calm down here totally.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I relate to that. It's just it's a freaky.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
It's very vulnerable place to put yourself in, especially if
you are like a naturally shy person and everyone's expecting
you to be dressed to the nines.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah. So I feel like if my dress does the
talking and I try to calm myself down, and I
usually like, honest, I was telling someone and I literally
have this deep breath like exercises before I go on.
Once the photographers see the dress and they're like, oh
my gosh, that gun, I'm like, I'm safe totally.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That it's giving a bit of people a bit of
insight in behind that world as well, because I think
a lot of people obviously have opinions, and I think
we just think it's absolutely fabulous and we adore you.
What is next for Susanne Mattesi.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Oh my gosh, I've got a book. It's called The Immigrant,
the fountainaple Logitic Voice. It talks about me coming from
Africa and discovering myself and actually everyone that has never
even known what I do, and people who are like,
who's now, joke, don't Oh my lord, I can't be

(21:18):
by said that. I moved here when I was eleven, Yeah,
and then moved went back and forth to England because
my sister lived there and I was doing acting bits
in there, like back and forth England and Australia. But
I love Australia. It's my home, and so when I
moved here, and it would just tell the story behind

(21:38):
the story, understanding my family, how I grew up, what's
built my resilience, my confidence, how I got into fashion,
And it's just been I've just been a lucky girl
and that's what hambles me. Being in the right place
at the right time, meeting the right people, the right personalities,
and someone just gives me an opportunity just you know,

(21:59):
I was just helping someone with charity and I did
a whole collection and they're like, oh, I'll present you
from what your dresses. I didn't know that could happen,
you know, just being in the right place, and.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's just world works.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Whatever you give up is what you get back, isn't it. Yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
When's the book out?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Oh my gosh, Actually it should be out this month,
very soon. But I will let you guys, let us know, are.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
You going to do an audiobook? Because I'm not really
into reading. I love your voice, so I could listen
to the audiobook version on Spotify. Really, yeah, I could
definitely do that.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm so kind. You love my voice?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, I love your Oh my god. It was the
most every morning in the house we'd wake up, I
think I would come to you first because you've got
such a relaxing you know, there was this moment in
the house where it was just the most hilarious pairing
of such a subtle, beautiful voice with then the content
of what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I came out to you. You were like Jack, I
think Audrey had sex last night in the shell.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is that what they showed last night on the episode?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I did.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I did have like and I remember you looked at
me and you're like, Suzanne, you're so proper and you're
but that's what I loved, honestly, Like I was frustrated.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I'm like, you can't kick because I was having the
best time.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
So were you in the bedroom attached to the bathroom
where they did it in the shower?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I was literally there, like I was. I was like,
Audrey was my roommate.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, yeah, So you're in the bedroom while it.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Was and and so that's my bedroom. And when I
look over there, that's where you know, Karen was leaving,
so I could see her, like I was hearing things.
I was struggling to sleep. I'm like, the showers, the
showers are just running, sleep forever deep.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, you feel dirty when you go into the shower
when you're meant to come.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Out of oh lot.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
It's the funniest is when Audrey was tiptoeing going to
I have to give to give this to Audrey. Showers
took longer to warm up, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
That, you know.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
And then I'm like, Okay, I guess you're gonna use
the neighbors shower, you know. And I was like, she
looks at me. She's like, I had nothing, I see nothing,
And I'm like, I had nothing, I see nothing. Kibalking
is the best best, But you.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Have to keep watching the challenging because there are plenty
more gaps to calm.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Is there much more drama, so.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Many more incredible, crazy, fucking scary challenges.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah. And I want to clear one thing while we're here.
I did not have an altercation with Sugar. And all
these rumors that are out there, please do not do
that that girls nice and kind and you saw that
that never happens. So whoever's saying that it's not nice.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
For Jack started that rumor?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Never, but it's just not right for her. She's she's
a professional boxer, you know, and she was not violent
all on the show.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
You know, she's the sweetest, like focused just one.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah. So yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Are you single?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Are you dating?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Okay? So slide into the DM Oh my god, wait
can I ski about David Walliams? What happened with David Walliams?
Did you do you know about this volume of Little Britain?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, they were dating. No, so tell so what happened?
Because I remember tell me if I'm wrong? Did you
meet at the Crown Sydney like food restaurant? So I
was been there for my birthday, like not long before
you were there, and that's why I remember seeing the photo,
because you took a photo next to like the armies,

(25:45):
like you know, you know, like a breakfast buffet at
a hotel, and I remember thinking, like god, I know
where that is. It's so familiar, and then I realized
it was the ground. So what happened? How long did
you date?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Why did it end.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
How do I not know this?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
It's a mystery. I don't think it's ended. It's just
up in the air. Listen, he just has to get
his stuff together when well, you know what, I would say,
I'm single because I'm not gonna hold myself. It's up.
You know, there's no ring, soorry listen says single, la
is I live singing for Jack. But like we met

(26:20):
at the Crown.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Just like in the buffet restaurant.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
So it's so funny because we crossed each other because
the night on there was a night I was there
to have dinner. We crossed each other because because he
keep asking me you, I'm like, yes I was, And
I'm like without realizing that we were doing that the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
So do you know who he was at this point?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
I know? So when I walked in, when I first
walked in, I was depressed. Every every birthday, I'm depressed.
I'm like, I'm sick of being single. Universe, please help
the girl the sted and your please shine on this girl,

(27:07):
you know. And I was like so down, so pressed.
I'm like, you know what, no one's gonna see me.
I'm gonna wear my nightgown and just rock up there
with my hotel. So I'm not even thinking about dressing up,
you know, last thing was on my mind. I'm like,
just go do the content. Get out. So I walk
you there and and they're like, missus matsas anyone, I'm

(27:29):
going to join you. I'm like, I'm s just hide
me in the corner somewhere, and they're like, you can't hide.
You have to sit with all the guests. You know,
no one's allowed to. Yeah. And then, like I said,
I and I'm trying to be private here. I have
my solitude, you know, wally in my misery, singleness. And
then next minute the table that I pick right opposite

(27:52):
David Walliot. But I'm looking at him and I'm like,
this looks like a little Britain. In little Britain, He's
got all this I taste. He's a woman, he's a man,
he's everything.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
So I'm like, that is a little prittin kid, you not,
that is little print. So I'm telling myself, I'm having
this internal conversation. He looks at me, but he just
like checks me out, smiles, Oh my, I see you.
But then I'm like, hold up, you're in a gown,
he's definitely not checking your wat Susan. Just sit your
us down and just just have breakfast. I sit down,

(28:25):
He looks at me again like that, smiles, walks away.
I'm like, that is a little Brittany. That so in
my head. So I'm like, you know what, just go
get some chocolate and cisoon. You're depressed, you're single. Chocolate
makes everything better. So I get chocolate and I'm at
the chocolate fountain. This man is checking me up and down.
I'm like, now you're checking me out. And I was like,

(28:47):
excuse me, sir, I just have to tell you. You
do look like that guy from Little Britain. Are you
the one?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
He's like, yes, Ma'm my name is David Williams.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
And I'm like, smooth opera.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I love that you you went up thinking him. I
love that.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
And I was just like saying that and he's like,
so what are you doing here? And I'm like, comes
for my birthday and I'm not feeling the best because
I'm single and I'm not happy about it. And then
he's like, oh what, oh my gosh, Okay, sit down,
let's have breakfast. So it's all started from there.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Little Breakfast so he was alone.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
As he was, and he told me he's single and
he's been on ups and he's not finding anyone and
he would love to catch up.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And then how many dates did you go on?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I got to keep some things to yourself.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
And especially with this, with this, I'm like, I really.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Like he's so funny. I love him, He's so so funny.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
He's funny.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I mean, that's a lot of the stuff has been
inappropriate these days, but it's still a funny person.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, he's still a funny man. And I know there's
a lot of inappropriate stuff that's been out there. But
like I always say, like, if you meet like my
interactions let me say with Jack or you know you like,
if I meet the soul and I know someone from
it's my interduction that I've had with them, so I'll
not misjudge or anything like that. So at the end
of the day, he was kind to me, it was

(30:08):
nice to me, and our date was sexy.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
So yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
We know you're super super super busy today it's a
huge promo day for you, so we won't keep you.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
But where can people find you?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
If they want to find you famine all socials and
Susan Matsi.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
With a Z with a.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yes, absolutely that's place in the world. Guys, please keep
listening to these board calls.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
So will we do this thing?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
So when we end the podcast, we heard they're saying, like,
see you next Tuesday. Is it like spells out see you?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, it's just like yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
To my mum the other day and you had no idea. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well some people, like old people don't get it. My
mom wouldn't get it. But we're all young and kill
you know. So yeah, we always day see you next
Tuesday because our episodes come out on a Tuesday. So
would you like to join us in saying see you
next Tuesday? It's quite fun, all right.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Okay, so this has been heyjar, this is Susan ma
Testi and we will see.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
That was the best one we've ever done.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Hope for you Jack, Yes, bitch,
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