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Threats threats. I can't remember the company but
she's very nice. Okay, that's what about that?
Oh, yes, no. Neuro Spicer now.
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It's someone some kind lady saidto me.
She's set up a t-shirt, isn't anadvert by the way.
I'm not getting paid. I'm just wearing it.
It sounds like what it does looklike one of those like payday
loan adverts on it. To like he's John, how did you
afford Benidorm? Oh, got me softly dead.
Unsustainable though. He's good improval, stupid.
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Stephen trees. Yes.
Just oh off the back of your ship bed and don't stop.
Yeah. Did to be fair.
Maybe he said Tiny moved, Tony. Flagstaff.
He shot a twig for the job off, Stephenie or something.
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You know what you say that aboutevery guest?
But Stephen is actually someone who has a podcast for once, you
know, just say it about other people.
So oh podcast. Yeah, tell us more about the
white noise podcast and you've got Patron involved straight
away. Patron approached us saying
approaches. Yeah, well, you got more
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pictures, you know. You still what episode?
What a great, what it was? We did some of the overspill of
the first main public episode. Just stuck it in there.
Yeah, they approaches that when you launch in we're gonna do a
billboard and I thought I might be in Manchester somewhere.
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They said New York and I was like, I'm in New York like that
month. And it turns out coincided, I'd
be there. And that was there.
And then I saw my face in in Times Square on the big screen.
That's a special moment. It is what messages back.
But we don't need anything just say like yeah, you're doing well
as well because the reference you and see what they say.
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I'll just yeah. It's a bit like, what was Green
Room podcast? Yeah.
And see what they do. It's together.
If you speak bubble on the Time Square.
Yeah, I Don't never mind those. I mean, watch us as well.
But if you've got spare three dollars, these guys all of
that's going in it. Yeah, mine does watches as well
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actually, but watch these guys. Yeah, don't worry these guys
before. Now, I'll be funny.
You want a different billboard and yeah, QR code.
It would you billboard for the JBL?
Yeah, that's patience. It was a billboard and like
fucking Back 40. I don't know if they have
Billboards. That is 40 if you do York away
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Rock Betty, that'd be amazing. We'll go another selfie.
Oh, just Pause. You've got you've got the Lexus.
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How about like never thought like after that?
Yeah. Oh Pizza one night.
Let me see the castle on this motherfuker.
Hmm. Jesus.
I love to please. You don't know my candidates.
I don't like it nice but future of buy pizza off here.
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Yeah. Someone would like So nice
likes. Yeah.
See nothing on the legs out there.
That's marking, bro. You just need like I've got like
a pregnant woman. You know, nice sturdy, calves.
I've got good calf. Yeah.
Oh, I've got like often off come.
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I've got like pregnant lady. Likes ya over there so much say,
I wouldn't so much say, you got pregnant lady Bella.
I wouldn't who said he was just some graffiti somewhere here.
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Pound of the pregnant lady. Give him a Rusk.
It just goes down his belly buttons.
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So how was the podcast going? Yeah.
Good. You know we have that we had two
and a half years off to build upsome new stories.
We haven't got any. So that's what we need to do.
Yeah good. I hate us know.
I don't Need to break one. No!
Jamie can make some stories. Oh this, I live by authenticity
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nothing. I've said, within a lie it's
nothing ish. You said you finished fifth in
the Nando's new comedian the year or did he did finish fourth
place. Was what was his name Stevenson?
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Is that? Yeah, second place, yeah,
there's seconds. I left and I was To do that.
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This has got pissed. That's a really good kicked out
of. Oh, well, I didn't got kicked
out. I couldn't have a lift on.
All right. About to give you lift, Rick?
Ah, break the bouncer. I must say, it went over because
I said, oh, you once you you're in, Southport as well.
Can I have the carrier? And I would make, but it's
already filled with Champions. You give me a lift time.
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What? No, I'm so proud of you a little
shit and then finally done something worthwhile.
Oh, you won't picture number dad?
Oh yeah. But then how was Rick?
Maybe he's just with the so much.
Yeah, well first he finished, fourth, I got leather, in
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Southport meal, And Black Tower and woke up in a hotel at work
in the afternoon so far. Yeah, I'll just get an old town
and, you know, 12:00 trainers Manchester I know I was like,
over a ranked downstairs to book.
Another hotel room. I want your coffee cart on, fire
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on this Edge, almost touching. You while it's down.
There, I'd come in pissed. So many of them sick, try and
buy for me room number, which I always do.
I was like a picture from my hotel room now.
Smart to remind me what religionfor me but it's better than
nothing in it. Yeah.
And Yeah. So I was trying all the doors
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with me keycard and then security come and find me for I
was breaking into a room. And to expose yourself not to
expose, you look like you. You would you got exposed at the
competition, maybe. Yeah.
And then Sequoia. Found my room for me, put me in
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and I wouldn't let them leave that giving my wallet as a.
Thank you. Can I ask?
What is security of Southport Hotel on a Sunday night?
What is that looking like? Oh, I don't remember.
Oh him, I don't think he was anyone.
He was just yeah. I gave some mommy wallet anyway,
because the woman on reception said yeah he gave you what to
secure I just say fight, I'm like a cat.
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He finished fourth, bro. Oh, push for the top three
granted. It was the top three.
Yeah, but I think it was very well, right?
Brendan Reilly. Said, you'll look into something
there. Kiddo.
Can you get old is there anyone?Who is still going from back
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then? How about the actions of this
competition? Thomas?
Well, that's well, there's a champions league and one of one
of my mates from uni because we were on a comedy degree.
He did it. He went There and he was one of
the last on his hate and and during it he had to do seven
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minutes about four minutes in and he just saw it.
Oh what's the point to get the last train and he'd missed that?
He's been 60 quid on a taxi home, she's just pissing myself
even to finish know that's comedy that no no He went on to
rest in its not only, right? He called himself Rob Scenic as
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a comedy Now stage. Yeah.
That's a better stage. Yeah, the most snooker players.
The real open. The righteous things is the cue
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ball. Yeah, that was a that was funny.
Just that's what I liked about comedy when people do terribly
but oh, it was all low stakes for where I was, no dying.
Pro is fully fully as together. Yeah.
When is your friend because I hewas my favorite person to watch
because just I imagine what it was going through his head, you
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know, much more. He thought was funny and when no
one get the reaction he wanted, I just be pissing myself
watching him special. And I like this is you've not
got the credit, the bank for this world.
I still have a few stickers, like, he just salads and just JB
best out of the basketball. I remember, mate.
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He's a phenomenal comic. By the way, I'm Campbell.
You know, combo fucking amazing,New Zealand.
But when we started out, did thegigging Bristol and He in the
car shows like he was moaning about the prices bigger.
I want to fucking do this on stage and just did five minutes
about big price. Did someone wrote something past
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you once and you said it was good but you do shit about the
time. That's what you think of this
bit. Yeah that's amazing.
I didn't call him. We did a trip.
A tribute band Festival. I was giving me.
Fake tribute band names to bandsthat come on the radio.
You should do on stage. Right?
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You'll kill it. Fucking killing me.
And I saw that last night. Yeah, the study of homies.
Yeah. They were quite as good as
pelvis. The all-time favorite though.
You know, on the first two of the real free, he's got the
wrong. I like this third one has to get
me out this year, but he seen that WD-40?
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Yes, please get lost. I did for me with an open spot
one this bit cruel moon. Is today?
Yeah, he had a bit where he has to do a Chinese accent.
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Nice was he was he, he was yes, friend.
He It's a bit, he rings. someonewho's Chinese and the daughter
answers and she goes, oh, she's gonna please All right.
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Oh cool, dive. And it's like oh, she's not
there. So alcohol.
Nice. And that many come off stage, I
was not gone. Well, the thing is you've not
referenced that their Chinese before it other than the death
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on the phone as well. The death?
Yeah, the phone technology and so I said to him very sincerely
because you made it, clear that the Chinese what I do is I put
the mic in the standard, the eyes.
I'm genuinely. I'm Rob Thomas.
Did he don't need to do the fingers because if its fat lady
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is making him look, look quite of the Oriental.
Yes. Oh, Yes, so did the ACT then do.
I don't know if you took that asa prisoner now.
Don't know if you saw the adviceon board.
I also say sometimes even, it's like the first Thursday or
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whatever. Oh yeah, that's right.
On the first day. No swear.
There's what you want to see youdo.
It's more than when the old farmer when they went from like
a Monday to a Sunday. You know, from Open Mic.
Yeah. So it's a bit of a level up.
I'd say. Yeah.
They'll probably want to see youdo like different stuff and like
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so you can go clean just to see if you've got that in your
hospital. So I want so I have you have a
good that's just on your chest. These people are after my spots.
I've got people for me like Joeybones in that sense I might He's
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Logan, Roy. He's the head of the company in
succession. Oh okay.
So I actually said he's watching.
Yeah, yes about It's like a big Media Company run by a family
and our family is that there areestablished on the back of that
once you get to get the company gets the top.
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And all right. It's hot water like this.
Like oh what is ruthless me? God says they I'll Steven.
Yeah crazy. We call bless Empire.
Yeah. Say Bentley free times in the
mirror, you got to do five. Wednesdays, what's the in
general? What's the worst night to do
comedy? It's like a cheese is pretty
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boring. Yeah, Tuesday.
Yes, it's a pretty boring day and it That's what I started
holding. I love it.
So he first Champion George champions league night.
What would you know about depressing?
Yeah, well, would, you know, yeah.
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Well, see you in the world league final?
Oh wait. No, you won't.
Oh, what's bigger Europa Or Premier League the tournament
that covers Europe. Bleak nice.
We went in that one baby but an imaginary poof that what?
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Sorry. Yeah, I forgot forgot this
rules. Sorry man, fucking now, man.
He's not just me fucking the back.
And the rest watch out bold old Goods.
Is this fishing? What are you fishing?
Oh, it's a classic. That's amazing.
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I'm not fishing and being sarcastic.
I was fake fishing in it. You know, because I ate football
fans. Oh, that's strange.
If you just getting defensive because no, I don't care about
football. Really didn't know how much
about footballers. Are you shut up?
No, I think, Joe when he's going, you can just sort of go,
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you know, that, that text, he sent where the woman's chopping
banana and he says heck yeah, that's awful.
That's, that's really. That's yeah.
Joe you think, oh, so a person is that Really, as well.
What did he? Pause.
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I reckon, I reckon if that came out, he'd have to stay at that
point. But if you text me, if he texts,
you asking if you're sucking dick, if you if you turned up to
Melwood in a sandwich board and he just look at you.
Oh then pregnant lady likes. He could signify.
Yes. Yeah, maybe that's what I need
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to do to keep What does the sandwich?
What she say anything? He stops it just yeah.
Football players can go. Yeah.
I unfolding a few months ago just to be ready for this.
Yeah, you have a footballers. Yeah.
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He was your for you page. Like I follow, you know what my
focus Instagram. Joe cooling.
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That's why you're number. 37 in the world are the Welsh room.
Is he Welsh? Did you know, I had, I had like
a Compton one space Out of Compton.
Yeah, loads of rappers and I know I am 50 rappers 50 of them,
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nothing fucking room and know all the one picture I just
reads. this is, His bedroom. And Abigail in the warm.
And Have a gold. I have a gold.
He's just think about the discus.
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So you are just know. I had a poster.
Yeah, he could name about four of them but it's all card.
Nice. Did a lot of people come to you.
Oh which lady. So I'm revealing a bit but It's
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a reasonably Rich lady was it. I don't know a blonde, one.
Oh, just a generic. Yeah, I might, you know, I'll
tell you the truth. Now, when I was like 14, I still
not had pubes, was in the midst of getting pubes and I wanted to
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force this sort of. Oh yeah, I'm such an adolescent.
Like I like big tits and black singers nice.
It's not post up the 50 rappers.Yeah, that's our 40.
Yeah, the Simpson Homer Simpson fighting fridge.
Stopped know. I put it once.
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Yeah. Did you?
calls know, because of that, he's he's Snoop Dogg, cool.
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It. No, it's Melinda messenger. oh,
it's leaked your He likes big tits.
I'm big tears. What about you Steven?
Oh yeah, the bedroom for folks, sexy posters hey, Google
feature, Top Gear, Top Gear magazine, just a nice bread of
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their trip to America. Yeah.
So it was hockey posters FHA wasit?
I never had a FHM I had a match magazine or much of the day one
of those but on the back was like a poster of Summer Slam and
one of the Divas sort of Randy jet ski showed a bit of breast
and I I get that special the cage and China.
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Know, just Rikishi. Know, I think you might just
been a model actually a diva, but I think of the same thing.
Really went back then play with.He was, they was he, I don't
know which one. I'm sorry she was interested in
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that he get into the ring. She talked to the splits.
Yeah, I think one of my first shots, I think one of my first
sort of Sexual Awakenings was when Vince McMahon was bullying,
Linda in her neck brace, and shagging, Trish in front of her,
and they just love powerful men.Not disabled women.
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Disabled pensioners. Heather Mills.
Yeah. No.
More like decrepit, right? Not rich.
Not rich women. So people people and people have
done by yeah, like people have had the winter fuel allowance
cut off and then the neck brace is a bit like a petition.
Yeah, I don't fucking balance and he shagging his son's wife
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who's just big tits and after the family fortune and yeah.
That's your king. Is it something like he's very
specific sorry? Yeah, yeah, well, scratches your
rich. oh, wait to say, crabs. I think if you like scratches my
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thing, it seems to be my Awakening is the likes of Sofia,
Vergara, Salma Hayek, these sortof, I think she lets down I
think she lets the cast down in Modern Family for Mars know the
writing did later on it. Got bit dribbly.
She's the worst act in that no, not as it gets on because the
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the ones who start off as kids and then adults that, oh yeah, I
mean, I take that red. No child actors ever been good
but She's out the adults. She's oh, she's a child.
No, no, no. Sorry.
I thought. Oh, sorry.
Oh, so you but it's terrible actor.
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Yeah, she's not great kid. Oh, great great.
But some hikes allowed is that okay?
So hi accused. You dreams Tony.
Oh, Just yeah, the early season sometimes what this is right up
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to even try you said oh you pretty nice.
Selma Selma's, my favorite. This looks like a character.
Stephen trees is gonna rip off in a few years.
Nice cheeky. I when I got you to be Britain's
most racist, man, I had a fight.By the way, you want to change
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it? No, I've I've thought about is
Character development and this is purely artistic.
This is not me trying to show onmy way onto your channel again
for 250 quid. A million views.
Did well, is he runs for a seat and his constituency for a form
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or green? I don't that's what I mean.
I think he's an independent because reforms to walk nice.
That's good. That's good.
So got cracking on that we'll do.
And could I make it appear? Oh yeah.
I do maybe like a pregnant lady running for cancer.
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I think I think about milk Paul.I just see a crack in sexy in
between you two. Yeah, I was one of them together
I just Well, so don't fear. Oh what was it called?
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Barney Roy Barney Roy. Yeah, it's very different to the
races character Barney. Roy was a much more wholesome.
Yeah. That was like a ginger.
Yeah yeah. I've been a race.
Jamie was slagging you off to him trying to win.
Angry, Ginger over was. Yeah, yeah.
It's going Tony, Tony Carroll. He's just a mouthpiece mate.
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He's going. I hate scousers.
What else did you say ashes? Just gotta stick together.
Can I be on your Channel please?Just a few believed that you'll
believe anything you ever told you.
The story about my brother don'tbelieve it's trying to split us
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up and he had Mike's on him so I'm sure we have the audience.
Oh she's she's a good one. He's you know he sees those is
the Fret. Or don't fall for bro, what's
succession? I know what to do.
The parasites in the business work from the inside.
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Or he wants a new co-host. Trying to poach take you both.
I have done it wrong. Steven Universe.
I know. Yeah and innocent party.
He's being betrayed. You don't post much on YouTube
anymore. Do you've been busy?
So you do like once every three months now.
What's that about bro? Don't care about you fans.
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She's giving me a character. I'll do it.
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Now I'm not Chinese. You're a bumbling advisor to the
PM. Great.
Yeah. And you're trying to advise him
for our against War, but you can't remember what your part is
for. Yeah, I'm gonna get covered in
this, you know? It's not for me.
What? Competitions?
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The other one was free. Which was yeah, did you win it?
I finish Shepherd. You did.
Yeah, would you finish with I think we all agree.
Yes, he said. Yeah, I was just there to, you
know, make Dan's night. That's all it was about.
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I was there for the win, right? Finish right up, as usual.
Yeah, Jamie. Usually behind you.
Yo yo splayed over the table. Getting the fell on muffed up
and then and then I got my knee up for purchase.
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No, no, it's just straight on your hamstrings is awful.
But in the moment Tony doesn't really even notice.
I mean, Sweet, Lord aggressively.
It's only you. You've got into a different
realm, really? You just looking out the window
seeing passes by walk and and you can't even hear the horse
racing going on. I'm just pumping.
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Yeah, but towards the end. Yeah.
Calling like a pig. Yeah.
Well they hold your breath and when you don't really know know,
just just like fantasy or yeah. What you sort of the horse
racing commentary is very new. That is just.
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Mop it up, leave it, huh? Oh, it's just pull his T-shirt
back down. Oh foot on your way, mate, put
me around. All right, back on the bus.
And then you get some, get some chalk and you get on your hands
just blow a blue cloud into his face and we're not.
Yeah but under Miss Jamie. Hutchinson for oh Jameson saw.
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Do you know, we got to choose Arsenal games.
Juicy sneaker name, Tony. That makes you feel sexy.
Robert Bond. Wow, did you ever go by Bobby
Bond or no. I'm quite seriously.
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I'm not a great break build, butI'm sort of decent at safety
play and a tight. Anus like Peter ebden.
Yeah, I'm Jimmy Carter, Seattle.Pink Davidson comes out with
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that. Guess what?
Girls I'm not. Yet Kardashian, you know, just a
who's who of the Met Gala? If she got invited next year to
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the Met Gala? Would you go?
Yeah. Anyway, maybe just love me 250.
Yeah, he knows my He knows my bottom line, I think.
Yeah, the look of your flights as well to go to New York.
And 250 pounds. Yeah, billboard.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
The graffiti. Yeah.
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And would you would you go? Would you be what about what you
have to wear? Do you have to fit in or just
oh, I'd rather this you're all spice because it it fits like a
dream and lets people know that I'm different and different
fine. Hardware White Sox, nice?
Yeah that's classy. That's classy, it's good.
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I don't think that's Not, I think that's eight.
It's divorced. Death.
I was just get divorced. Little never married Bro.
A wedlock me. Oh, you know, bastard.
Your bastard. There was still Bust there was
still together, there was together like for you know, it
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was you made, I was at the top to say something the first pro
club because I thought about a birthday present for me.
So I'm leaving it tomorrow. To go to Toys.
R Us know. Go to Buckman Street.
Oh yeah. Where's that around the corner
from everything Golden Street. I've done called a shit.
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I mean one broke up with me, Dad, my mom was like, it's me
all the Tellies. The televisions.
I mean after I don't make me choose and Trent you've already
chose by just asking that so we just left on his own.
So that's just like you walk outwith Lotus Elise.
No, no left me dad. Oh so she already got that.
She got like it. She take the DVD player.
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David he about them. Bro.
This is not here. Did you stay with your mom or
the TVs? I said with my mom, I went.
She said, I, I started singing so good to be true.
I don't know your boss back to you.
I think it's too good to be true, right?
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Oh, I can't wait for that to come too.
And she said, oh, that's not coming.
I thought if I sang it really happy like see good to be true,
but moving to Bookman Street, I thought she was probably
thinking of fucking even as well.
But that one day in Bhutan streets night 9258 on it?
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Yeah. Thank you.
I think he ended it. Yeah.
A Snoop Dogg things like Dr. Jaybring out 2001 in 1999.
I think he posted know. I was think two years ahead.
Was the other poster. Yeah, yeah.
And then went into my mum's bedroom because she was pissed
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on June at the time. Oh, you lost your dad was a
legend. That's been around when.
Oh yeah, it's great. Is he moving into button Street?
And they did and he spoke again.I mean from the streets, I'll be
late. And then again, the same thing
happened, they got back together.
Oh, then we adopted a family from next door, but one and then
(37:59):
it went off the rails. And we got left and for a kind
of colonizer. Which means you adopted a
family. Some family next door.
Won two, she was leaving her fella.
Yeah, I'm not all the backs out like fucking, you know, not I
mean and I'll move me sisters. He's been a prick again.
(38:20):
So forget that conversation a few days and I stayed for five
years. Wow, five years.
Yeah bro. Just the just the woman of the
chef kids kids, two kids know, talk.
Wow. And they'll just moved in.
Yeah, the dark shit everywhere. And I five years back with PE
shots on. Here they go, in is this is per
the dogs at my brother's Okay. Now It's just the Chevrolet.
(39:05):
Well yeah, so does your mom, youyou brother?
Yeah, two kids. A woman, a dog?
Yeah, digital sleep. Well, this is it.
So, and in the end it was like mattresses on the floor and you
just crashed down wherever you like, Yeah.
It's purple. Like and then the fun time where
he wants to clean the house and the bedroom is like a skip of
(39:27):
all like, Chris packets and thatgot these little Beetles from
around. He's probably.
Almost. Straight.
(39:49):
This was Abby Lane and then I make a struggle for me.
No, no. And then I said to him, like,
yeah, what I'm going to call me,what?
I don't tell me because she'll just it And then we went, oh
yeah, I'll get rid of them and she got rid of him.
(40:11):
I mean, mum got a life back on track and sound now, that's
lovely. Well done.
Checking to get back together. Oh, your mom and dad.
Know my mom's been with someone for 20 years now.
Oh Dave, oh no. He was.
(40:31):
He was, he was caught in a lovely lady named Josh for a
bit. And then just died.
Now he's just living the bachelor life.
Oh, is he doing a little bit of?Yeah.
(40:56):
Me and you both stay up, I'd sleep for me.
That's how much because I've lost my key.
So my mom said she's not waking up for me.
So I said, so that's sleeping without couch outside because
(41:18):
that's nice. I'd like to stay with dads
culture, the moment. So, Basically, Saturday night,
we both stayed on our dads couches.
I'm about 30 or 34. It would have been good if you
stayed in a bed, your dad's bed that night just so it's like the
one night. He did it on a couch, you could
go. Well I was in the bed.
I want to yeah. Do you have a few vodkas with
(41:41):
your dad on the couch? Yeah.
Yes, you Know, often, I can't think when the last time last
year, I stopped drinking for theyear.
Back on. You. oh, He's stopped people.
(42:05):
Stop. Drinking a board.
Yeah, he's never been alive. He's funny but he's not laugh.
You didn't find the pub. Would you could write some funny
things for the next day? So observations I made up being
out with you before but he went to Manchester.
Yeah we're playing snooker there.
Oh yeah what the fuck? Why have you two played?
(42:30):
Super good night, fighting you my best buds.
One, what happened? Where was this?
Was at the whole thing after youtold me about it.
So I should you walked there walked out there.
(42:53):
Got a few creams with me. We did.
Yeah. If you drinks, oh, he's Got you,
you actually were in the venue and you were complaining to
promote her but not getting booked.
Oh, was this after last dance? Yeah.
You want to tell people? I'm not support.
(43:16):
Yeah, that's funny. And was doing something as well.
Yeah. We both gone.
Yeah. Public this promote called me.
And Stephen went out for a drinkand you had was that aside the
core of promoter the same way asour gigs.
Yeah. This job right.
So Jason Momoa has loads of Tours ports like that sounded
(43:38):
like it gives everyone like a little chance.
Drop me so like You know, SpongeBob his way and everyone
else. Fat Chinese bomb.
So boxer markers. He has he knows all the Atlanta
(44:01):
country. so, He's one of the month at toys, for years ago.
I've seen everyone that 40 supports like yeah something
like me was a person. I was so simple that All right,
let's literally I just I've names that I hat and I just draw
(44:24):
them out, that's the first way to do it and I in the app, you
know. Have you done one since?
Nah, I don't think I'm a good. Mix is quite friendly, you know?
Yeah, it's toxic plus, I'm not opening.
He's not following me, bro. That's true.
(44:45):
Everyone's going. Oh, that guy.
That was good. Not following me man.
Yeah, your stuff's very good. Yeah, very good.
Yeah, very out there. That was.
Yeah, it's 4D, bro. This is now, my comedy literally
smell my comedy. You, you talked about doing your
summer working programs. Working progress is it now for
(45:09):
summer. So no working programs for 206
tour coming. He sound is the name of the show
nice and and how many, how many dates he gonna do the work in
progress. Now for the actual tour.
No, don't know. I'm just looking to beat ya frog
and bucket record know I'm going.
(45:30):
I'm going to another venue in Manchester.
Oh, the Apollo know because it'sYou have to turn the audience
down because the mega damage noise like they said no one's
heard of him. Sorry, not the dead polite.
Don't want to say heard of it. No one's head and I said, go
(45:51):
back and say, but grew around the corner.
Be a great story. You don't care.
You say Britain's most racist man.
Yeah, Paul Johnston, yeah, yeah,barely royalty.
Oh, could do on the characters, it's like cougar news today.
Yeah, Paul carf. And that how many different
characters? Joe Paul Johnson.
Barley Barley have any female characters?
(46:14):
I have, I have a track like thisinto Burleigh.
Wow. What if you?
Want a big race, not 2009 calledMadison to Burley.
Oh that's a really good track name.
(46:37):
Yeah. That I do in my head.
This is genuine, right? I open a door so you can just
see my leg. Oh, I should walk 10 nice.
So you was a badass enough, justancient a real big spender.
(47:02):
Oh, come in. Come in the house.
You got your head or you actually do that?
No acts out from you sucked out for me, man.
And that When does she drank? You will be bad left, as well as
they put five minutes, just tellme.
(47:25):
Fuck off dad. Put five million days.
I watching. Be. you know, if If it's just a
(47:45):
chippie, chippie, I'll go. he could beat fishing chips for me,
but then if it's a Chinese chippy, So something perfect.
Chicken has me over beginning inthe first two, sure.
And then But then I think the theater after a Chinese you just
feel horrifically MSG. Yeah like what I got a sausage
(48:09):
dinner like Has to be with threesausages.
You're aware. Of course.
Yeah, it was too. I was like, you know, Courier
maybe gravy and you. Prayed sausage person.
Oh, Pi did I? Yeah.
Like what's your goals? You pipe?
It's probably second kid now, which is classic, but why the
(48:32):
cheese pie now that oh, can I shock you?
I used to live a chicken in mushroom.
Oh, Steven. Yeah, that's not bad.
You like that? The difference of the other
boys. That's different.
Is that boy there? No, he wouldn't play.
(48:53):
He said, maybe maybe in his lateyears.
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Check the site for details. 250.I'm going to bonus game.
So if we, if it gets a million views within how many, how long
ago, how long do you give it to hit a million just lifetime?
(50:20):
Yes, 500k is actually, you know,The April able discuss, you
write it up. All right?
The content put it to my team. Okay, I'll do for free.
Stephen, I just want to wait, Tony.
Yeah, that's what I am. The boy mate.
This is what am I just a bit part?
(50:41):
I have good comments in them videos and it's what it's a
little bit. It's one of the nicest comment
section about me. I think I think, you know, if
you're doing over podcast in London or something, I get quite
some, I get some negativity seems quite positive.
Excuse me, build up, you know, agood group of people to get
comedy and I can Partridge quiteswamp.
(51:02):
Yeah. And they're all just great for
learning for anything, you know.So if you're a fraud you got
fired out your communities, you think, freedom from slop feet,
I'll be okay. Then he Could do it as well.
Make it a really classy pregnantwoman.
Yeah. What are you craving?
(51:23):
Sausages. Yeah.
It was just have a montage of that, just impress your face.
I was doing things on set in between many takes I think my
car so I have a pint for this. It's not for me obviously, so
the character. Yeah, you know.
(51:44):
So it probably do well. I think, you know, be funny if
you had a Mac is I think if you probably I, you know, I'm
thinking I'm thinking this development, I think you're not
(52:05):
the premiere just take the edge off it.
So that I have to get the train.Oh, you get that with you get a
hotel booked for you, very rare.So what would you do if it's the
last train and you miss it because you've been doing a
cake, I have to put me on Old Town and they didn't pay for it.
(52:26):
No no no. It's like he's so good promotes
out there give you a good faith.If you had the hotel, if you do
the Glee week and you got the old so nice.
But then they'll say, you can't double, okay?
He's just all terms and conditions.
Please give us more money. What was the dream was?
(52:48):
The dream gig back in the it wasthere.
Anyone who did it perfectly, it was like firstly we come as good
because I felt like oh yeah, I've got an old tell I'm
wondering Canadian. Yeah.
I remember that and I was still the university, I've said it
from what was house, before Jim Haworth, and he was ex-military
(53:10):
and had a very neat bed, right? But he didn't like you.
That the know I love me about a red wine.
Yeah. Or in the bed I want.
I want in his bed. Yeah, I was like oh this is so,
it's like they're tightly folded.
She's no, no creases. Oh yeah.
(53:30):
Oh that he folded over. What the hell?
I did. I did 20 minutes from him,
Boston. Butt in there.
Lincolnshire, all right. Very nice one.
When I was at Uni, I think I wasin like the third year, jamali
(53:52):
Maddox, who was on the course inthe first year, then dropped
down become a star. He was, he was doing the weekend
at The Comedy Store and he'd finished his, his gig on the
Saturday and me went to his hotel room, and he was just
putting his, his, like, his wageslipper away.
He just did all this in cash, just all these 20s, just going
(54:13):
on, and on, and on, he wasn't going on, but there's just a
massive pile of them. So fucking hell no.
You don't really how much checking it was.
Oh, it wasn't long. Well, in cash.
It was a lot. I reckon it must have been 500
600. I could be wrong.
No, it's like 2:20, you know? But when you're in uni and I
thought you think. Oh yeah, that was loads.
(54:34):
Yeah, when I first saw me mates,what you're getting for times
like 150 for 30 minutes, I Don'trealize all the fucking shit
you've got to do. Yeah, that's five years gone.
The prices start going up and right.
Pay the workers, bro. See the price of red, though.
Look at all, I don't need. She was supposed to cry.
(55:00):
I had a friend who did that question.
Would you still for your child'smedication or something?
Like if your child was here? There's like, oh yeah, I'm not
sure. So, personal friends with Joe
fantasize about you steal for your child if your child was
(55:20):
Ill. Yeah.
And and they needed medicine andobviously cost a lot.
Would you steal it? Yeah, of course.
Exactly everyone. I think pretty much everyone.
The general consensus. Yeah.
A fun size about that, right? So just so you're in Tesco
expression. Yeah.
And then some ladies snakes out,so it's suspicious and it goes
(55:42):
beep, beep! She said, no.
Because Pete, beep, beep and Scottsdale.
And she's got baby milk. And she got, oh, I can't afford
to pay. She's from the roost.
I can't afford. I can't afford to pay.
I don't you gonna get bad. I'm going to call the police and
you got, no, I'll get the baby milk.
(56:03):
Chocolate stuff and it's all therush.
Yeah, get about yours, get out. so basically your Porter kids,
baby boy to have sex with Jamie Ah.
Wow. No.
(56:24):
But from that save in the day. Not really when you save the day
you don't get rewarded like that.
Jamie, you do rewards that he ever not in here.
Yeah, yeah, stuff. Tony.
Last time about you Brad. So you back on the sauce that
(56:44):
yeah. Well what was he what broke the
year? You know, after booze what was
it? There is a Special occasion.
I can't even think, but oh, so Mima friends.
I've been out for ages and then he's one of my mates birthdays
and he just a thing called the Prescott pub.
Crawl, you go. And he's always just chaos and
(57:08):
hectic and the local. Yeah, it's a few, a few strange
characters, and So we go in there, I mean, being out for
ages, so I thought, oh, I'll getinvolved because it's hard to go
around Prescott. So I did it the year before and
it was so yeah. So something other than once and
(57:31):
You get pissed off. You don't try gets blooded.
I used that was the problem. I used to just I wouldn't drink
off and then I just go way too far.
Yeah let's see. This one of.
Those did the, the video we did with angry at one of those with
someone else and I just got way too drunk.
(57:51):
Yeah. I Like a tiny bit but wow,
blacked out. You know, after that.
Only to only to get food to sober me up, basically.
The others were worried about how drunk I'd come.
It's okay, bees. Fine.
(58:12):
Maybe next time we can yeah, we can do it.
Yeah. I'll take it off your feet.
All right, I'm upset White, Noise podcast where I can people
find it. And YouTube and patreon.
Yeah, it's pluck your good. The real Shadows.
(58:35):
You can be on there for free butyou won't get anything real
Plucky, Underdog Story that I don't know why people are on
their, you do it. Yeah, what are you doing?
So, the window I was fine. Have you checked our patreon?
Because you said more than you. So he must be.
Yeah. Because, you know, when we were
looking at Patron, I was thinking, well, who else does
it? The Jamie and Tony have it and
(58:57):
they've got other way. A lot of big.
What I think. And they should mention it.
Yeah. Well, if you want to spend the
pound more, we can start up to mine.
And Plucky, Plucky, and the dogswe listen only 2016.
We made University. Oh, did you do it?
(59:17):
How did he do it? Yeah, got approached.
To think alright JB is doing some work of progresses.
Oh yeah, need a lot of them and so Come and say 2015, Nando's
community in the Air Force Base finisher live.
(59:38):
Fourth month, I'm not sure. I'm not sure in Southampton on
June the 7th. Sheffield on June the 8th.
Bristol Bristol to these places you're not touring.
I've got this Army, it's just Sheffield shooting progress
(01:00:00):
place. The jack Wilde did was it called
progress one in Blackburn? Told the is that what it is?
I'm doing some places. I didn't really go to oh I'm
not. Oh got this right?
(01:00:20):
How long do you work in progress?
Yeah, not even a full hour. Know it's working progress, bro.
Yeah, and I just have a warm-up.Yeah it's only 40.
Jason mansard. 24 pounds, 14 quid.
Yeah. Isn't that cheaper than your
talk show last time? yeah, so it's working progress,
(01:00:41):
but you Didn't I had 12 pound 50for the first like and then I
increase everyone. I had loads comment say you
should try softball 50. That's oh it's a 15 pounds.
(01:01:02):
So the working focus is 14 pounds.
I watch the show. What he Whoa, that's sweaty
Parts comedian. He was seen what fucking
Smith's. 32. I was seeing some of the socials
there was, I think he's been on.Sweaty bombers that have been
(01:01:37):
on, Britain's Got Talent, you know, like, Callum Oakley.
He's done. He's done big things and also
it's pricey because JB has some openers on us.
It's all shows I could be on. So, that day to know, I've got,
I've got them, I've got fucking now.
Bristol, Sheffield what's the Southampton?
So it, I have got Stockton on tees coming back to me today,
(01:02:01):
Compton, Lester coming back to me today.
Stocked up a fucker. Well Started Chester.
I'm waiting for Daniel Max away.Message me back, he messages.
(01:02:22):
And who knows? You might get to see me as well.
Nice. Yeah. you know, she comes and I
love working programs because you got to see comedies were
Irish, Say. And I love working progress
shows because you get to see company.
Its rawest and hit me saying that out.
(01:02:44):
Yeah. Okay.
What do you love about working? Probably do a couple of pickups
what what you can focus and I like when they cost more than
the previous tour showed, you know, it's quality.
Could you say I love sausage dinners.
Tony, can I tell you one thing? Yeah, score still.
(01:03:09):
Can you say you just say that probably?
Can you say 250 base pay with a bonus Commission in place?
Jamie 250 base, pay with a bonusCommission in place.
You're gonna have to send all these little Snippets.
I'm gonna edit that one. Shit differently.
(01:03:30):
Let's say, can you reach up? Can you reach that?
Can you reach it? Can you reach it?
Says, no, I mean he got in here,right?
Is it in yet? It's gonna be in a fucking
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snooker Hall, isn't it? All right, talk to Patron which
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for free. Oh, The access bra.
If I did Toshi you get hide the bad Stevens.
You know we sell out to us. Yeah a big farmer they're like
City man 15 charges on their patreon bro.
Yeah I should charge more than 100 know.
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Threats threats. I can't remember the company but
she's very nice. Okay, that's what about that?
Oh, yes, no. Neuro Spicer now.
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It's someone some kind lady saidto me.
She's set up a t-shirt, isn't anadvert by the way.
I'm not getting paid. I'm just wearing it.
It sounds like what it does looklike one of those like payday
loan adverts on it. To like he's John, how did you
afford Benidorm? Oh, got me softly dead.
Unsustainable though. He's good improval, stupid.
(03:19):
Stephen trees. Yes.
Just oh off the back of your ship bed and don't stop.
Yeah. Did to be fair.
Maybe he said Tiny moved, Tony. Flagstaff.
He shot a twig for the job off, Stephenie or something.
(03:40):
You know what you say that aboutevery guest?
But Stephen is actually someone who has a podcast for once, you
know, just say it about other people.
So oh podcast. Yeah, tell us more about the
white noise podcast and you've got Patron involved straight
away. Patron approached us saying
approaches. Yeah, well, you got more
(04:03):
pictures, you know. You still what episode?
What a great, what it was? We did some of the overspill of
the first main public episode. Just stuck it in there.
Yeah, they approaches that when you launch in we're gonna do a
billboard and I thought I might be in Manchester somewhere.
(04:23):
They said New York and I was like, I'm in New York like that
month. And it turns out coincided, I'd
be there. And that was there.
And then I saw my face in in Times Square on the big screen.
That's a special moment. It is what messages back.
But we don't need anything just say like yeah, you're doing well
as well because the reference you and see what they say.
(04:46):
I'll just yeah. It's a bit like, what was Green
Room podcast? Yeah.
And see what they do. It's together.
If you speak bubble on the Time Square.
Yeah, I Don't never mind those. I mean, watch us as well.
But if you've got spare three dollars, these guys all of
that's going in it. Yeah, mine does watches as well
(05:08):
actually, but watch these guys. Yeah, don't worry these guys
before. Now, I'll be funny.
You want a different billboard and yeah, QR code.
It would you billboard for the JBL?
Yeah, that's patience. It was a billboard and like
fucking Back 40. I don't know if they have
Billboards. That is 40 if you do York away
(05:29):
Rock Betty, that'd be amazing. We'll go another selfie.
Oh, just Pause. You've got you've got the Lexus.
(05:53):
How about like never thought like after that?
Yeah. Oh Pizza one night.
Let me see the castle on this motherfuker.
Hmm. Jesus.
I love to please. You don't know my candidates.
I don't like it nice but future of buy pizza off here.
(06:20):
Yeah. Someone would like So nice
likes. Yeah.
See nothing on the legs out there.
That's marking, bro. You just need like I've got like
a pregnant woman. You know, nice sturdy, calves.
I've got good calf. Yeah.
Oh, I've got like often off come.
(06:41):
I've got like pregnant lady. Likes ya over there so much say,
I wouldn't so much say, you got pregnant lady Bella.
I wouldn't who said he was just some graffiti somewhere here.
(07:10):
Pound of the pregnant lady. Give him a Rusk.
It just goes down his belly buttons.
(07:30):
So how was the podcast going? Yeah.
Good. You know we have that we had two
and a half years off to build upsome new stories.
We haven't got any. So that's what we need to do.
Yeah good. I hate us know.
I don't Need to break one. No!
Jamie can make some stories. Oh this, I live by authenticity
(07:51):
nothing. I've said, within a lie it's
nothing ish. You said you finished fifth in
the Nando's new comedian the year or did he did finish fourth
place. Was what was his name Stevenson?
(08:12):
Is that? Yeah, second place, yeah,
there's seconds. I left and I was To do that.
(08:33):
This has got pissed. That's a really good kicked out
of. Oh, well, I didn't got kicked
out. I couldn't have a lift on.
All right. About to give you lift, Rick?
Ah, break the bouncer. I must say, it went over because
I said, oh, you once you you're in, Southport as well.
Can I have the carrier? And I would make, but it's
already filled with Champions. You give me a lift time.
(08:55):
What? No, I'm so proud of you a little
shit and then finally done something worthwhile.
Oh, you won't picture number dad?
Oh yeah. But then how was Rick?
Maybe he's just with the so much.
Yeah, well first he finished, fourth, I got leather, in
(09:16):
Southport meal, And Black Tower and woke up in a hotel at work
in the afternoon so far. Yeah, I'll just get an old town
and, you know, 12:00 trainers Manchester I know I was like,
over a ranked downstairs to book.
Another hotel room. I want your coffee cart on, fire
(09:36):
on this Edge, almost touching. You while it's down.
There, I'd come in pissed. So many of them sick, try and
buy for me room number, which I always do.
I was like a picture from my hotel room now.
Smart to remind me what religionfor me but it's better than
nothing in it. Yeah.
And Yeah. So I was trying all the doors
(09:58):
with me keycard and then security come and find me for I
was breaking into a room. And to expose yourself not to
expose, you look like you. You would you got exposed at the
competition, maybe. Yeah.
And then Sequoia. Found my room for me, put me in
(10:22):
and I wouldn't let them leave that giving my wallet as a.
Thank you. Can I ask?
What is security of Southport Hotel on a Sunday night?
What is that looking like? Oh, I don't remember.
Oh him, I don't think he was anyone.
He was just yeah. I gave some mommy wallet anyway,
because the woman on reception said yeah he gave you what to
secure I just say fight, I'm like a cat.
(10:47):
He finished fourth, bro. Oh, push for the top three
granted. It was the top three.
Yeah, but I think it was very well, right?
Brendan Reilly. Said, you'll look into something
there. Kiddo.
Can you get old is there anyone?Who is still going from back
(11:07):
then? How about the actions of this
competition? Thomas?
Well, that's well, there's a champions league and one of one
of my mates from uni because we were on a comedy degree.
He did it. He went There and he was one of
the last on his hate and and during it he had to do seven
(11:29):
minutes about four minutes in and he just saw it.
Oh what's the point to get the last train and he'd missed that?
He's been 60 quid on a taxi home, she's just pissing myself
even to finish know that's comedy that no no He went on to
rest in its not only, right? He called himself Rob Scenic as
(11:56):
a comedy Now stage. Yeah.
That's a better stage. Yeah, the most snooker players.
The real open. The righteous things is the cue
(12:17):
ball. Yeah, that was a that was funny.
Just that's what I liked about comedy when people do terribly
but oh, it was all low stakes for where I was, no dying.
Pro is fully fully as together. Yeah.
When is your friend because I hewas my favorite person to watch
because just I imagine what it was going through his head, you
(12:40):
know, much more. He thought was funny and when no
one get the reaction he wanted, I just be pissing myself
watching him special. And I like this is you've not
got the credit, the bank for this world.
I still have a few stickers, like, he just salads and just JB
best out of the basketball. I remember, mate.
(13:03):
He's a phenomenal comic. By the way, I'm Campbell.
You know, combo fucking amazing,New Zealand.
But when we started out, did thegigging Bristol and He in the
car shows like he was moaning about the prices bigger.
I want to fucking do this on stage and just did five minutes
about big price. Did someone wrote something past
(13:30):
you once and you said it was good but you do shit about the
time. That's what you think of this
bit. Yeah that's amazing.
I didn't call him. We did a trip.
A tribute band Festival. I was giving me.
Fake tribute band names to bandsthat come on the radio.
You should do on stage. Right?
(13:50):
You'll kill it. Fucking killing me.
And I saw that last night. Yeah, the study of homies.
Yeah. They were quite as good as
pelvis. The all-time favorite though.
You know, on the first two of the real free, he's got the
wrong. I like this third one has to get
me out this year, but he seen that WD-40?
(14:15):
Yes, please get lost. I did for me with an open spot
one this bit cruel moon. Is today?
Yeah, he had a bit where he has to do a Chinese accent.
(14:36):
Nice was he was he, he was yes, friend.
He It's a bit, he rings. someonewho's Chinese and the daughter
answers and she goes, oh, she's gonna please All right.
(15:04):
Oh cool, dive. And it's like oh, she's not
there. So alcohol.
Nice. And that many come off stage, I
was not gone. Well, the thing is you've not
referenced that their Chinese before it other than the death
(15:25):
on the phone as well. The death?
Yeah, the phone technology and so I said to him very sincerely
because you made it, clear that the Chinese what I do is I put
the mic in the standard, the eyes.
I'm genuinely. I'm Rob Thomas.
Did he don't need to do the fingers because if its fat lady
(15:51):
is making him look, look quite of the Oriental.
Yes. Oh, Yes, so did the ACT then do.
I don't know if you took that asa prisoner now.
Don't know if you saw the adviceon board.
I also say sometimes even, it's like the first Thursday or
(16:14):
whatever. Oh yeah, that's right.
On the first day. No swear.
There's what you want to see youdo.
It's more than when the old farmer when they went from like
a Monday to a Sunday. You know, from Open Mic.
Yeah. So it's a bit of a level up.
I'd say. Yeah.
They'll probably want to see youdo like different stuff and like
(16:34):
so you can go clean just to see if you've got that in your
hospital. So I want so I have you have a
good that's just on your chest. These people are after my spots.
I've got people for me like Joeybones in that sense I might He's
(17:02):
Logan, Roy. He's the head of the company in
succession. Oh okay.
So I actually said he's watching.
Yeah, yes about It's like a big Media Company run by a family
and our family is that there areestablished on the back of that
once you get to get the company gets the top.
(17:24):
And all right. It's hot water like this.
Like oh what is ruthless me? God says they I'll Steven.
Yeah crazy. We call bless Empire.
Yeah. Say Bentley free times in the
mirror, you got to do five. Wednesdays, what's the in
general? What's the worst night to do
comedy? It's like a cheese is pretty
(17:46):
boring. Yeah, Tuesday.
Yes, it's a pretty boring day and it That's what I started
holding. I love it.
So he first Champion George champions league night.
What would you know about depressing?
Yeah, well, would, you know, yeah.
(18:07):
Well, see you in the world league final?
Oh wait. No, you won't.
Oh, what's bigger Europa Or Premier League the tournament
that covers Europe. Bleak nice.
We went in that one baby but an imaginary poof that what?
(18:36):
Sorry. Yeah, I forgot forgot this
rules. Sorry man, fucking now, man.
He's not just me fucking the back.
And the rest watch out bold old Goods.
Is this fishing? What are you fishing?
Oh, it's a classic. That's amazing.
(18:56):
I'm not fishing and being sarcastic.
I was fake fishing in it. You know, because I ate football
fans. Oh, that's strange.
If you just getting defensive because no, I don't care about
football. Really didn't know how much
about footballers. Are you shut up?
No, I think, Joe when he's going, you can just sort of go,
(19:17):
you know, that, that text, he sent where the woman's chopping
banana and he says heck yeah, that's awful.
That's, that's really. That's yeah.
Joe you think, oh, so a person is that Really, as well.
What did he? Pause.
(19:44):
I reckon, I reckon if that came out, he'd have to stay at that
point. But if you text me, if he texts,
you asking if you're sucking dick, if you if you turned up to
Melwood in a sandwich board and he just look at you.
Oh then pregnant lady likes. He could signify.
Yes. Yeah, maybe that's what I need
(20:05):
to do to keep What does the sandwich?
What she say anything? He stops it just yeah.
Football players can go. Yeah.
I unfolding a few months ago just to be ready for this.
Yeah, you have a footballers. Yeah.
(20:29):
He was your for you page. Like I follow, you know what my
focus Instagram. Joe cooling.
(20:55):
That's why you're number. 37 in the world are the Welsh room.
Is he Welsh? Did you know, I had, I had like
a Compton one space Out of Compton.
Yeah, loads of rappers and I know I am 50 rappers 50 of them,
(21:15):
nothing fucking room and know all the one picture I just
reads. this is, His bedroom. And Abigail in the warm.
And Have a gold. I have a gold.
He's just think about the discus.
(21:39):
So you are just know. I had a poster.
Yeah, he could name about four of them but it's all card.
Nice. Did a lot of people come to you.
Oh which lady. So I'm revealing a bit but It's
(22:04):
a reasonably Rich lady was it. I don't know a blonde, one.
Oh, just a generic. Yeah, I might, you know, I'll
tell you the truth. Now, when I was like 14, I still
not had pubes, was in the midst of getting pubes and I wanted to
(22:25):
force this sort of. Oh yeah, I'm such an adolescent.
Like I like big tits and black singers nice.
It's not post up the 50 rappers.Yeah, that's our 40.
Yeah, the Simpson Homer Simpson fighting fridge.
Stopped know. I put it once.
(22:48):
Yeah. Did you?
calls know, because of that, he's he's Snoop Dogg, cool.
(23:13):
It. No, it's Melinda messenger. oh,
it's leaked your He likes big tits.
I'm big tears. What about you Steven?
Oh yeah, the bedroom for folks, sexy posters hey, Google
feature, Top Gear, Top Gear magazine, just a nice bread of
(23:35):
their trip to America. Yeah.
So it was hockey posters FHA wasit?
I never had a FHM I had a match magazine or much of the day one
of those but on the back was like a poster of Summer Slam and
one of the Divas sort of Randy jet ski showed a bit of breast
and I I get that special the cage and China.
(23:59):
Know, just Rikishi. Know, I think you might just
been a model actually a diva, but I think of the same thing.
Really went back then play with.He was, they was he, I don't
know which one. I'm sorry she was interested in
(24:20):
that he get into the ring. She talked to the splits.
Yeah, I think one of my first shots, I think one of my first
sort of Sexual Awakenings was when Vince McMahon was bullying,
Linda in her neck brace, and shagging, Trish in front of her,
and they just love powerful men.Not disabled women.
(24:43):
Disabled pensioners. Heather Mills.
Yeah. No.
More like decrepit, right? Not rich.
Not rich women. So people people and people have
done by yeah, like people have had the winter fuel allowance
cut off and then the neck brace is a bit like a petition.
Yeah, I don't fucking balance and he shagging his son's wife
(25:06):
who's just big tits and after the family fortune and yeah.
That's your king. Is it something like he's very
specific sorry? Yeah, yeah, well, scratches your
rich. oh, wait to say, crabs. I think if you like scratches my
(25:33):
thing, it seems to be my Awakening is the likes of Sofia,
Vergara, Salma Hayek, these sortof, I think she lets down I
think she lets the cast down in Modern Family for Mars know the
writing did later on it. Got bit dribbly.
She's the worst act in that no, not as it gets on because the
(25:57):
the ones who start off as kids and then adults that, oh yeah, I
mean, I take that red. No child actors ever been good
but She's out the adults. She's oh, she's a child.
No, no, no. Sorry.
I thought. Oh, sorry.
Oh, so you but it's terrible actor.
(26:17):
Yeah, she's not great kid. Oh, great great.
But some hikes allowed is that okay?
So hi accused. You dreams Tony.
Oh, Just yeah, the early season sometimes what this is right up
(26:48):
to even try you said oh you pretty nice.
Selma Selma's, my favorite. This looks like a character.
Stephen trees is gonna rip off in a few years.
Nice cheeky. I when I got you to be Britain's
most racist, man, I had a fight.By the way, you want to change
(27:10):
it? No, I've I've thought about is
Character development and this is purely artistic.
This is not me trying to show onmy way onto your channel again
for 250 quid. A million views.
Did well, is he runs for a seat and his constituency for a form
(27:33):
or green? I don't that's what I mean.
I think he's an independent because reforms to walk nice.
That's good. That's good.
So got cracking on that we'll do.
And could I make it appear? Oh yeah.
I do maybe like a pregnant lady running for cancer.
(27:55):
I think I think about milk Paul.I just see a crack in sexy in
between you two. Yeah, I was one of them together
I just Well, so don't fear. Oh what was it called?
(28:20):
Barney Roy Barney Roy. Yeah, it's very different to the
races character Barney. Roy was a much more wholesome.
Yeah. That was like a ginger.
Yeah yeah. I've been a race.
Jamie was slagging you off to him trying to win.
Angry, Ginger over was. Yeah, yeah.
It's going Tony, Tony Carroll. He's just a mouthpiece mate.
(28:42):
He's going. I hate scousers.
What else did you say ashes? Just gotta stick together.
Can I be on your Channel please?Just a few believed that you'll
believe anything you ever told you.
The story about my brother don'tbelieve it's trying to split us
(29:09):
up and he had Mike's on him so I'm sure we have the audience.
Oh she's she's a good one. He's you know he sees those is
the Fret. Or don't fall for bro, what's
succession? I know what to do.
The parasites in the business work from the inside.
(29:30):
Or he wants a new co-host. Trying to poach take you both.
I have done it wrong. Steven Universe.
I know. Yeah and innocent party.
He's being betrayed. You don't post much on YouTube
anymore. Do you've been busy?
So you do like once every three months now.
What's that about bro? Don't care about you fans.
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She's giving me a character. I'll do it.
(30:59):
Now I'm not Chinese. You're a bumbling advisor to the
PM. Great.
Yeah. And you're trying to advise him
for our against War, but you can't remember what your part is
for. Yeah, I'm gonna get covered in
this, you know? It's not for me.
What? Competitions?
(31:19):
The other one was free. Which was yeah, did you win it?
I finish Shepherd. You did.
Yeah, would you finish with I think we all agree.
Yes, he said. Yeah, I was just there to, you
know, make Dan's night. That's all it was about.
(31:39):
I was there for the win, right? Finish right up, as usual.
Yeah, Jamie. Usually behind you.
Yo yo splayed over the table. Getting the fell on muffed up
and then and then I got my knee up for purchase.
(32:00):
No, no, it's just straight on your hamstrings is awful.
But in the moment Tony doesn't really even notice.
I mean, Sweet, Lord aggressively.
It's only you. You've got into a different
realm, really? You just looking out the window
seeing passes by walk and and you can't even hear the horse
racing going on. I'm just pumping.
(32:22):
Yeah, but towards the end. Yeah.
Calling like a pig. Yeah.
Well they hold your breath and when you don't really know know,
just just like fantasy or yeah. What you sort of the horse
racing commentary is very new. That is just.
(33:01):
Mop it up, leave it, huh? Oh, it's just pull his T-shirt
back down. Oh foot on your way, mate, put
me around. All right, back on the bus.
And then you get some, get some chalk and you get on your hands
just blow a blue cloud into his face and we're not.
Yeah but under Miss Jamie. Hutchinson for oh Jameson saw.
(33:30):
Do you know, we got to choose Arsenal games.
Juicy sneaker name, Tony. That makes you feel sexy.
Robert Bond. Wow, did you ever go by Bobby
Bond or no. I'm quite seriously.
(33:50):
I'm not a great break build, butI'm sort of decent at safety
play and a tight. Anus like Peter ebden.
Yeah, I'm Jimmy Carter, Seattle.Pink Davidson comes out with
(34:13):
that. Guess what?
Girls I'm not. Yet Kardashian, you know, just a
who's who of the Met Gala? If she got invited next year to
(34:33):
the Met Gala? Would you go?
Yeah. Anyway, maybe just love me 250.
Yeah, he knows my He knows my bottom line, I think.
Yeah, the look of your flights as well to go to New York.
And 250 pounds. Yeah, billboard.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
The graffiti. Yeah.
(34:55):
And would you would you go? Would you be what about what you
have to wear? Do you have to fit in or just
oh, I'd rather this you're all spice because it it fits like a
dream and lets people know that I'm different and different
fine. Hardware White Sox, nice?
Yeah that's classy. That's classy, it's good.
(35:16):
I don't think that's Not, I think that's eight.
It's divorced. Death.
I was just get divorced. Little never married Bro.
A wedlock me. Oh, you know, bastard.
Your bastard. There was still Bust there was
still together, there was together like for you know, it
(35:39):
was you made, I was at the top to say something the first pro
club because I thought about a birthday present for me.
So I'm leaving it tomorrow. To go to Toys.
R Us know. Go to Buckman Street.
Oh yeah. Where's that around the corner
from everything Golden Street. I've done called a shit.
(36:01):
I mean one broke up with me, Dad, my mom was like, it's me
all the Tellies. The televisions.
I mean after I don't make me choose and Trent you've already
chose by just asking that so we just left on his own.
So that's just like you walk outwith Lotus Elise.
No, no left me dad. Oh so she already got that.
She got like it. She take the DVD player.
(36:23):
David he about them. Bro.
This is not here. Did you stay with your mom or
the TVs? I said with my mom, I went.
She said, I, I started singing so good to be true.
I don't know your boss back to you.
I think it's too good to be true, right?
(36:47):
Oh, I can't wait for that to come too.
And she said, oh, that's not coming.
I thought if I sang it really happy like see good to be true,
but moving to Bookman Street, I thought she was probably
thinking of fucking even as well.
But that one day in Bhutan streets night 9258 on it?
(37:16):
Yeah. Thank you.
I think he ended it. Yeah.
A Snoop Dogg things like Dr. Jaybring out 2001 in 1999.
I think he posted know. I was think two years ahead.
Was the other poster. Yeah, yeah.
And then went into my mum's bedroom because she was pissed
(37:39):
on June at the time. Oh, you lost your dad was a
legend. That's been around when.
Oh yeah, it's great. Is he moving into button Street?
And they did and he spoke again.I mean from the streets, I'll be
late. And then again, the same thing
happened, they got back together.
Oh, then we adopted a family from next door, but one and then
(37:59):
it went off the rails. And we got left and for a kind
of colonizer. Which means you adopted a
family. Some family next door.
Won two, she was leaving her fella.
Yeah, I'm not all the backs out like fucking, you know, not I
mean and I'll move me sisters. He's been a prick again.
(38:20):
So forget that conversation a few days and I stayed for five
years. Wow, five years.
Yeah bro. Just the just the woman of the
chef kids kids, two kids know, talk.
Wow. And they'll just moved in.
Yeah, the dark shit everywhere. And I five years back with PE
shots on. Here they go, in is this is per
the dogs at my brother's Okay. Now It's just the Chevrolet.
(39:05):
Well yeah, so does your mom, youyou brother?
Yeah, two kids. A woman, a dog?
Yeah, digital sleep. Well, this is it.
So, and in the end it was like mattresses on the floor and you
just crashed down wherever you like, Yeah.
It's purple. Like and then the fun time where
he wants to clean the house and the bedroom is like a skip of
(39:27):
all like, Chris packets and thatgot these little Beetles from
around. He's probably.
Almost. Straight.
(39:49):
This was Abby Lane and then I make a struggle for me.
No, no. And then I said to him, like,
yeah, what I'm going to call me,what?
I don't tell me because she'll just it And then we went, oh
yeah, I'll get rid of them and she got rid of him.
(40:11):
I mean, mum got a life back on track and sound now, that's
lovely. Well done.
Checking to get back together. Oh, your mom and dad.
Know my mom's been with someone for 20 years now.
Oh Dave, oh no. He was.
(40:31):
He was, he was caught in a lovely lady named Josh for a
bit. And then just died.
Now he's just living the bachelor life.
Oh, is he doing a little bit of?Yeah.
(40:56):
Me and you both stay up, I'd sleep for me.
That's how much because I've lost my key.
So my mom said she's not waking up for me.
So I said, so that's sleeping without couch outside because
(41:18):
that's nice. I'd like to stay with dads
culture, the moment. So, Basically, Saturday night,
we both stayed on our dads couches.
I'm about 30 or 34. It would have been good if you
stayed in a bed, your dad's bed that night just so it's like the
one night. He did it on a couch, you could
go. Well I was in the bed.
I want to yeah. Do you have a few vodkas with
(41:41):
your dad on the couch? Yeah.
Yes, you Know, often, I can't think when the last time last
year, I stopped drinking for theyear.
Back on. You. oh, He's stopped people.
(42:05):
Stop. Drinking a board.
Yeah, he's never been alive. He's funny but he's not laugh.
You didn't find the pub. Would you could write some funny
things for the next day? So observations I made up being
out with you before but he went to Manchester.
Yeah we're playing snooker there.
Oh yeah what the fuck? Why have you two played?
(42:30):
Super good night, fighting you my best buds.
One, what happened? Where was this?
Was at the whole thing after youtold me about it.
So I should you walked there walked out there.
(42:53):
Got a few creams with me. We did.
Yeah. If you drinks, oh, he's Got you,
you actually were in the venue and you were complaining to
promote her but not getting booked.
Oh, was this after last dance? Yeah.
You want to tell people? I'm not support.
(43:16):
Yeah, that's funny. And was doing something as well.
Yeah. We both gone.
Yeah. Public this promote called me.
And Stephen went out for a drinkand you had was that aside the
core of promoter the same way asour gigs.
Yeah. This job right.
So Jason Momoa has loads of Tours ports like that sounded
(43:38):
like it gives everyone like a little chance.
Drop me so like You know, SpongeBob his way and everyone
else. Fat Chinese bomb.
So boxer markers. He has he knows all the Atlanta
(44:01):
country. so, He's one of the month at toys, for years ago.
I've seen everyone that 40 supports like yeah something
like me was a person. I was so simple that All right,
let's literally I just I've names that I hat and I just draw
(44:24):
them out, that's the first way to do it and I in the app, you
know. Have you done one since?
Nah, I don't think I'm a good. Mix is quite friendly, you know?
Yeah, it's toxic plus, I'm not opening.
He's not following me, bro. That's true.
(44:45):
Everyone's going. Oh, that guy.
That was good. Not following me man.
Yeah, your stuff's very good. Yeah, very good.
Yeah, very out there. That was.
Yeah, it's 4D, bro. This is now, my comedy literally
smell my comedy. You, you talked about doing your
summer working programs. Working progress is it now for
(45:09):
summer. So no working programs for 206
tour coming. He sound is the name of the show
nice and and how many, how many dates he gonna do the work in
progress. Now for the actual tour.
No, don't know. I'm just looking to beat ya frog
and bucket record know I'm going.
(45:30):
I'm going to another venue in Manchester.
Oh, the Apollo know because it'sYou have to turn the audience
down because the mega damage noise like they said no one's
heard of him. Sorry, not the dead polite.
Don't want to say heard of it. No one's head and I said, go
(45:51):
back and say, but grew around the corner.
Be a great story. You don't care.
You say Britain's most racist man.
Yeah, Paul Johnston, yeah, yeah,barely royalty.
Oh, could do on the characters, it's like cougar news today.
Yeah, Paul carf. And that how many different
characters? Joe Paul Johnson.
Barley Barley have any female characters?
(46:14):
I have, I have a track like thisinto Burleigh.
Wow. What if you?
Want a big race, not 2009 calledMadison to Burley.
Oh that's a really good track name.
(46:37):
Yeah. That I do in my head.
This is genuine, right? I open a door so you can just
see my leg. Oh, I should walk 10 nice.
So you was a badass enough, justancient a real big spender.
(47:02):
Oh, come in. Come in the house.
You got your head or you actually do that?
No acts out from you sucked out for me, man.
And that When does she drank? You will be bad left, as well as
they put five minutes, just tellme.
(47:25):
Fuck off dad. Put five million days.
I watching. Be. you know, if If it's just a
(47:45):
chippie, chippie, I'll go. he could beat fishing chips for me,
but then if it's a Chinese chippy, So something perfect.
Chicken has me over beginning inthe first two, sure.
And then But then I think the theater after a Chinese you just
feel horrifically MSG. Yeah like what I got a sausage
(48:09):
dinner like Has to be with threesausages.
You're aware. Of course.
Yeah, it was too. I was like, you know, Courier
maybe gravy and you. Prayed sausage person.
Oh, Pi did I? Yeah.
Like what's your goals? You pipe?
It's probably second kid now, which is classic, but why the
(48:32):
cheese pie now that oh, can I shock you?
I used to live a chicken in mushroom.
Oh, Steven. Yeah, that's not bad.
You like that? The difference of the other
boys. That's different.
Is that boy there? No, he wouldn't play.
(48:53):
He said, maybe maybe in his lateyears.
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Check the site for details. 250.I'm going to bonus game.
So if we, if it gets a million views within how many, how long
ago, how long do you give it to hit a million just lifetime?
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Yes, 500k is actually, you know,The April able discuss, you
write it up. All right?
The content put it to my team. Okay, I'll do for free.
Stephen, I just want to wait, Tony.
Yeah, that's what I am. The boy mate.
This is what am I just a bit part?
(50:41):
I have good comments in them videos and it's what it's a
little bit. It's one of the nicest comment
section about me. I think I think, you know, if
you're doing over podcast in London or something, I get quite
some, I get some negativity seems quite positive.
Excuse me, build up, you know, agood group of people to get
comedy and I can Partridge quiteswamp.
(51:02):
Yeah. And they're all just great for
learning for anything, you know.So if you're a fraud you got
fired out your communities, you think, freedom from slop feet,
I'll be okay. Then he Could do it as well.
Make it a really classy pregnantwoman.
Yeah. What are you craving?
(51:23):
Sausages. Yeah.
It was just have a montage of that, just impress your face.
I was doing things on set in between many takes I think my
car so I have a pint for this. It's not for me obviously, so
the character. Yeah, you know.
(51:44):
So it probably do well. I think, you know, be funny if
you had a Mac is I think if you probably I, you know, I'm
thinking I'm thinking this development, I think you're not
(52:05):
the premiere just take the edge off it.
So that I have to get the train.Oh, you get that with you get a
hotel booked for you, very rare.So what would you do if it's the
last train and you miss it because you've been doing a
cake, I have to put me on Old Town and they didn't pay for it.
(52:26):
No no no. It's like he's so good promotes
out there give you a good faith.If you had the hotel, if you do
the Glee week and you got the old so nice.
But then they'll say, you can't double, okay?
He's just all terms and conditions.
Please give us more money. What was the dream was?
(52:48):
The dream gig back in the it wasthere.
Anyone who did it perfectly, it was like firstly we come as good
because I felt like oh yeah, I've got an old tell I'm
wondering Canadian. Yeah.
I remember that and I was still the university, I've said it
from what was house, before Jim Haworth, and he was ex-military
(53:10):
and had a very neat bed, right? But he didn't like you.
That the know I love me about a red wine.
Yeah. Or in the bed I want.
I want in his bed. Yeah, I was like oh this is so,
it's like they're tightly folded.
She's no, no creases. Oh yeah.
(53:30):
Oh that he folded over. What the hell?
I did. I did 20 minutes from him,
Boston. Butt in there.
Lincolnshire, all right. Very nice one.
When I was at Uni, I think I wasin like the third year, jamali
(53:52):
Maddox, who was on the course inthe first year, then dropped
down become a star. He was, he was doing the weekend
at The Comedy Store and he'd finished his, his gig on the
Saturday and me went to his hotel room, and he was just
putting his, his, like, his wageslipper away.
He just did all this in cash, just all these 20s, just going
(54:13):
on, and on, and on, he wasn't going on, but there's just a
massive pile of them. So fucking hell no.
You don't really how much checking it was.
Oh, it wasn't long. Well, in cash.
It was a lot. I reckon it must have been 500
600. I could be wrong.
No, it's like 2:20, you know? But when you're in uni and I
thought you think. Oh yeah, that was loads.
(54:34):
Yeah, when I first saw me mates,what you're getting for times
like 150 for 30 minutes, I Don'trealize all the fucking shit
you've got to do. Yeah, that's five years gone.
The prices start going up and right.
Pay the workers, bro. See the price of red, though.
Look at all, I don't need. She was supposed to cry.
(55:00):
I had a friend who did that question.
Would you still for your child'smedication or something?
Like if your child was here? There's like, oh yeah, I'm not
sure. So, personal friends with Joe
fantasize about you steal for your child if your child was
(55:20):
Ill. Yeah.
And and they needed medicine andobviously cost a lot.
Would you steal it? Yeah, of course.
Exactly everyone. I think pretty much everyone.
The general consensus. Yeah.
A fun size about that, right? So just so you're in Tesco
expression. Yeah.
And then some ladies snakes out,so it's suspicious and it goes
(55:42):
beep, beep! She said, no.
Because Pete, beep, beep and Scottsdale.
And she's got baby milk. And she got, oh, I can't afford
to pay. She's from the roost.
I can't afford. I can't afford to pay.
I don't you gonna get bad. I'm going to call the police and
you got, no, I'll get the baby milk.
(56:03):
Chocolate stuff and it's all therush.
Yeah, get about yours, get out. so basically your Porter kids,
baby boy to have sex with Jamie Ah.
Wow. No.
(56:24):
But from that save in the day. Not really when you save the day
you don't get rewarded like that.
Jamie, you do rewards that he ever not in here.
Yeah, yeah, stuff. Tony.
Last time about you Brad. So you back on the sauce that
(56:44):
yeah. Well what was he what broke the
year? You know, after booze what was
it? There is a Special occasion.
I can't even think, but oh, so Mima friends.
I've been out for ages and then he's one of my mates birthdays
and he just a thing called the Prescott pub.
Crawl, you go. And he's always just chaos and
(57:08):
hectic and the local. Yeah, it's a few, a few strange
characters, and So we go in there, I mean, being out for
ages, so I thought, oh, I'll getinvolved because it's hard to go
around Prescott. So I did it the year before and
it was so yeah. So something other than once and
(57:31):
You get pissed off. You don't try gets blooded.
I used that was the problem. I used to just I wouldn't drink
off and then I just go way too far.
Yeah let's see. This one of.
Those did the, the video we did with angry at one of those with
someone else and I just got way too drunk.
(57:51):
Yeah. I Like a tiny bit but wow,
blacked out. You know, after that.
Only to only to get food to sober me up, basically.
The others were worried about how drunk I'd come.
It's okay, bees. Fine.
(58:12):
Maybe next time we can yeah, we can do it.
Yeah. I'll take it off your feet.
All right, I'm upset White, Noise podcast where I can people
find it. And YouTube and patreon.
Yeah, it's pluck your good. The real Shadows.
(58:35):
You can be on there for free butyou won't get anything real
Plucky, Underdog Story that I don't know why people are on
their, you do it. Yeah, what are you doing?
So, the window I was fine. Have you checked our patreon?
Because you said more than you. So he must be.
Yeah. Because, you know, when we were
looking at Patron, I was thinking, well, who else does
it? The Jamie and Tony have it and
(58:57):
they've got other way. A lot of big.
What I think. And they should mention it.
Yeah. Well, if you want to spend the
pound more, we can start up to mine.
And Plucky, Plucky, and the dogswe listen only 2016.
We made University. Oh, did you do it?
(59:17):
How did he do it? Yeah, got approached.
To think alright JB is doing some work of progresses.
Oh yeah, need a lot of them and so Come and say 2015, Nando's
community in the Air Force Base finisher live.
(59:38):
Fourth month, I'm not sure. I'm not sure in Southampton on
June the 7th. Sheffield on June the 8th.
Bristol Bristol to these places you're not touring.
I've got this Army, it's just Sheffield shooting progress
(01:00:00):
place. The jack Wilde did was it called
progress one in Blackburn? Told the is that what it is?
I'm doing some places. I didn't really go to oh I'm
not. Oh got this right?
(01:00:20):
How long do you work in progress?
Yeah, not even a full hour. Know it's working progress, bro.
Yeah, and I just have a warm-up.Yeah it's only 40.
Jason mansard. 24 pounds, 14 quid.
Yeah. Isn't that cheaper than your
talk show last time? yeah, so it's working progress,
(01:00:41):
but you Didn't I had 12 pound 50for the first like and then I
increase everyone. I had loads comment say you
should try softball 50. That's oh it's a 15 pounds.
(01:01:02):
So the working focus is 14 pounds.
I watch the show. What he Whoa, that's sweaty
Parts comedian. He was seen what fucking
Smith's. 32. I was seeing some of the socials
there was, I think he's been on.Sweaty bombers that have been
(01:01:37):
on, Britain's Got Talent, you know, like, Callum Oakley.
He's done. He's done big things and also
it's pricey because JB has some openers on us.
It's all shows I could be on. So, that day to know, I've got,
I've got them, I've got fucking now.
Bristol, Sheffield what's the Southampton?
So it, I have got Stockton on tees coming back to me today,
(01:02:01):
Compton, Lester coming back to me today.
Stocked up a fucker. Well Started Chester.
I'm waiting for Daniel Max away.Message me back, he messages.
(01:02:22):
And who knows? You might get to see me as well.
Nice. Yeah. you know, she comes and I
love working programs because you got to see comedies were
Irish, Say. And I love working progress
shows because you get to see company.
Its rawest and hit me saying that out.
(01:02:44):
Yeah. Okay.
What do you love about working? Probably do a couple of pickups
what what you can focus and I like when they cost more than
the previous tour showed, you know, it's quality.
Could you say I love sausage dinners.
Tony, can I tell you one thing? Yeah, score still.
(01:03:09):
Can you say you just say that probably?
Can you say 250 base pay with a bonus Commission in place?
Jamie 250 base, pay with a bonusCommission in place.
You're gonna have to send all these little Snippets.
I'm gonna edit that one. Shit differently.
(01:03:30):
Let's say, can you reach up? Can you reach that?
Can you reach it? Can you reach it?
Says, no, I mean he got in here,right?
Is it in yet? It's gonna be in a fucking
(01:03:54):
snooker Hall, isn't it? All right, talk to Patron which
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I don't know if they're doing that in front of a live studio
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for free. Oh, The access bra.
If I did Toshi you get hide the bad Stevens.
You know we sell out to us. Yeah a big farmer they're like
City man 15 charges on their patreon bro.
Yeah I should charge more than 100 know.
We don't judge three part of themonth.
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